#instlife

[welcome-home-official]

I haven't played Bitlife since 2021 and I re-downloaded it again and OH. MY. GOD. Bitlife has become entirely un-fucking-usable. ADs. You cannot do SHIT without ads! You can't even play without having your game interrupted by ADs. ADS ADS ADS. NOTHING BUT ADS. Like you can't even have your person join an after-school club without needing to watch an ad first! You're locked out of so much shit just because of needing to watch ads to do it! And these ads take you out of the game entirely too its not just an annoying lil popup in the corner. But ooough you can pay REAL MONEY to get rid of ads and buy a million "bonus content" at least some of it was in the base game FOR FREE. Fuck Bitlife and its devs, its ugly and unusable, GREED KILLED IT.

Also InstLife is no longer available! Bitlife apparently bought it out or something so the 'free' alternative is no longer available. Fuck greed.

[nonrevertarinultus]

i was playing instlife & i named 2 of my kids samael & lucifer

lucifer never decided his sexuality so he died alone

samael had like 72 kids

[caffeinatedaustin]

Bitlife Devs

-are very cool. They listen to the community and reflect their updates based on what we want in the game- they've even added members of the community to the game sometimes. They respond really quickly if you need help or there's a bug, and are very funny. They explain their reasoning for doing things (see: their post about Android users not getting content at the same time- they're mainly iOS developers, but they do their best to get updates out as quickly as possible.

I don't know that much about them acquiring InstLife, however I feel they have the potential to massively improve both games' mechanics- which would be great on both sides. I'm hoping that InstLife doesn't lose it's original appeal and charm and that it doesn't become an 'add on' of Bitlife, however I feel that would be unlikely as people have expressed what they would like to see in both games.

Furthermore, they are really funny and active on Twitter and Reddit, and talk to their followers and laugh with them- many companies don't try this, but customer engagement is a huge part of business. Bitlife have that down to an art; if a company looks like they enjoy talking to people, it'll raise opinions of their product and them overall.

[dezzydoesthings]

I'm so proud that I have two sperms in my phone

[lauragames]

This was a complete accident. I forgot the fathers last name was Markle until I saw the child's name.

[disaceters-blog]

[omegy]

I'll still support you Jona

[soulgalaxywolf]

Instlife app

I was playing the instalife game and was making the children after "My Hero Academia" characters. I names one of them Bakugo... "Bakugo is homosexual" 😂😂😂 Welp, those of you who ship bakudeku, kiribaku, or todobaku, congrarularions, it's cannon in my game. 😂😆 btw, Urakara is his sister in my game xD along with Asui

[theusernobodynotices]

SHE’S HAUNTING ME

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

Starting a new Challenge

Make an HHOC out of a round of a game called InstLife!

InstLife is a text-based life simulator game with randomly occurring events.

For the challenge, you are allowed to do whatever you want in game, as long as you don't create a custom character. After your character's death, you need to design your character as a demon or angel, depending on how you lived your life. ;)

I am going to play a round of the game to show you how it works, and reblog with the full story and new OC once I'm done. :3

[skythehooman-reblogs]

noooooooOOOOOO

[mysaldate]

@badlydrawntykimikk I know we've never talked before but what's your opinion on this please? I have a feeling my game is broken.

[scorpithoughts]

Me trying to stop smoking

[dezzydoesthings]

11 years?! Noooo 😭

[lauragames]

I can't make this stuff up.

[princess-sengoku]

Instlife Naomi results

Apparently i have more grandchildren than children. I wish you can rename your grandchildren too instead of generic.