#a little drunk

[waxingrunes]

Happy Birthday Moony 🌙

See his treat below the cut.

Inspired by an anon request for baby girl Sirius and too-big Moony. What better way for Remus to spend his birthday than with his baby.

[crmsnmth]

Last Call

She grabs me by my shirt and pulls me closer with a smile that was nothing but trouble Her lips taste like cigarettes cheap whiskey and a whole lot of bad decisions It's last call and that dark corner by the bathrooms becomes our cat and mouse game I'll let her win I always let her win

Hands through hair who needs a comb she takes the tangles out with expert grip The night's still young even as everyone leaves the bar some to go nowhere, some to go home Not us We'll go anywhere but

She leads me down the sidewalk laughing, grinning, giggling so loud that we wake every block up And neither of us care because the world is just us when we get to move like mountains Seismic moves made in bedroom droves We'll fuck on the bathroom floor again damned be the room mates with curious ears

She calls my name and I call hers Hurry up and we can still get a pizza and watch a few episodes of ghost adventures because there's nothing funnier then bros getting scared

Shared cigarette on the blanket balcony No one can see us up here so we get our exhibitionist on Some call it disgusting and some call it a thrill just carry on now, we can't stop here

And now we make it the bed for the first time of the night and we're back biting each other Leaving love wounds all over Let me be you scarring canvas and I'll keep your skin so smooth

C'mon, show me what you got

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

y'know it is a very smalle detail but like one of the main little things we had for princess was that she always uses colder less personal terms and gradually relaxes into warmer phrasing but one of her main sticking points was always calling the living room the common area, which she only really stops post domestication

[nicosshadows]

so im mostly recovered from my car crash and my computer is fixed, my keybored broke but i fixed it.

so i think its time to get back into writing.

A Little Drunk chapter 8 is underway!

im also on Bluesky if you wanna follow me @ lizthatsme

<3

[hollandaya96]

I miss them ♥️

[marvelsfavoriteuncle]

In love, my life, my fear, my time…

Well I would describe it as something with pure solace. I spent my life after she supposedly died…just doing what I had to to start moving away from that short term dream of romance. Cause it was a year before it ended…or so I thought it ended.

But over the years, very late years every single time I saw a picture of her or I was reminded of her…it brought comfort and layers of sadness and wonder.

I would also describe as my love for her as complex, cause I lost so many feelings and peoples over the years…I was terrified to think about love again because I was scared to death I would loose my mind..and when I did fall in love again..when she came back…I felt a complex wave of emotion and now I just described that love as honor.

~~

I might need a nap and a hug…

~

Let me know what you think

Tags: @jackiequick @gcthvile @meiramel @cherrysft @blueboirick @wizzzardofoz @finlayholmes @ethan-lensherr @elzabeth-stark k @marvelsfavoriteuncle @sci-fi-lexcon @ask-starrk @therealdaydreamstark @luna-d-marsh @rickb-chaos @the-x-ladiesofnyc @trulysummersprivate @missstrawbs2001 @purpleprincessonfyre

[chitaquagirl]

very close to singlehandedly drinking a bottle of vermouth. who wants to say nice things to me

[beardedalcoholic]

Why is it...?

Why is it that when a story or legend is about a young boy being possessed by a demon/ kidnapped for fighting pits/ enslaved etc. etc. etc. whatever...that is practically the response? ...whatever.

But when a main character wants to invoke a certain emotional response or an author/director/ producer wants to make sure the audience is invested they say that a little girl is suffering the same fate...and you know what?

The little boy gets the response of 'Dude that sucks, those people that put him through that should face justice.'

The little girl?...Send SEAL team six, Nuke the area from orbit, call on Lucifer Himself as nothing that will be done in the next few hours will be of God's work...They have struck at the girl childs and must know suffering the likes of which Lucifer would cringe.

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[lovetositinsilence]

was it a good idea to bring wine in the lab

[nicosshadows]

If your waiting on the next chapter of A Little Drunk my PC broke and I got into severe car accident so we're on hold for a little while

[mental-skillness]

sometimes i remember im like. a real person. a whole entire real person. the world is an open map and i can do literally whatever i want. thats fucking crazy. i can learn about communism! that's a thing im able to actually do! i can volunteer at FNB! i could take a trash bag and gloves and spend a day picking up litter if i wanted to! the world is my oyster and i can do whatever i decide to do

[vengeancepersonified]

How to be good at things you're passionate about without seeming awkward or stupid and actually have people be interested. No borax no glue

[cephydeluxe]

I love spreading misinformation on the internet😝😊 it's my favorite hobby next 2 lamenting the death of media literacy and complaining about other people's opinions

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[rookanisstuff]

“I wanna take you in the kitchen. Lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in.”