#a little baaabyyy ;;;;;;;;;;;;

[douzheng]

sobs. I'm so normal about him. my precious son.

[charlotteking23]

How To Make Your Girl Happy - MV1/33

Max Verstappen x reader

Summary: Once in awhile, the two of you like to go out at night without a special plan in mind and just do whatever you please. Just like tonight. It's going to be so much fun! Right?...

word count: 1.6K

You hold the broken gold chain in your hand, crying your eyes out while Max kisses your other hand, trying to calm you down and drive straight at the same time:

"I'm gonna get you another one, Princess, OK?"

"But you gave this to me for our two-year anniversaarrryyyy," you bawl, upset like never before, looking for a tissue in your purse. "Oh, look, baby, a grenade, you suddenly stop your mourning, taking it out and showing it to him.

"I didn't even know I had it in here, you think it's expired?" you wipe your tears, smiling like nothing happened.

"I don't think they expire, liefje," he winks, working his charm on you.

Thank God she got distracted, Max thinks, pleased he avoided the catastrophe. Must be that...time of the month because you always get really emotional; he really doesn't want to deal with it but he has no choice.

"Oh, no!" you suddenly gasp, digging into your purse, and your bottom lip quivers on the verge of crying again. "Maxiiiieeeee, I'm out of my gum," you whimper, staring at him. "I want my gum!"

"Say no more, I will take care of it!" he quickly agrees, really struggling to keep his cool. If he can't keep his girl happy, then who will?! He yanks at the steering wheel, going over the curve, hitting two trash cans in the process, almost killing a cat and a pigeon.

He sees the gas station and since it's so late at night there are no customers. Perfect for what you need. The two of you rush inside and see the clerk freeze in shock when he recognizes the famous F1 driver.

"Look I need gum now!" Max scowled, while you went by the counter and started looking for your gum, and...

"Maxiiiieeee, they don't have strawberry flavor in the brand I like," you whine, feeling another wave of imminent tears strolling down your cheeks.

"What?! Why don't you have strawberry?!" Max raises his voice, alarmed.

"W-we run out s-sir," the clerk stutters, closing his eyes, thinking he was in front of the Max Verstappen. "We have strawberry in o-other brands..."

"I only like this brand!" you interrupt, snorting, wiping your nose with your sleeve while scratching your thigh.

Good gracious, she's such a classy woman, your boyfriend thinks, suddenly aroused, really wanting to bite you all over.

"She only likes this brand!!!!" Max repeats, getting out of his trance, and screaming at the poor guy that trembles like a leaf. "Why are you upsetting my girl, hm? Don't you know you should have that stuff on hand all the time?"

"S-s-sorry s-sir..."

"That's it were leaving this fuckin place", taking your hand and fastly walking back to the car. "Stop crying, Princess, we'll get your gum!" he promises, starting to drive again.

He feels so aggravated, but if he can't keep his girl happy, then who will?!

After a few miles, he notices a small, lonely convenience store and slams the brakes, sharply turning so he can park.

You both run inside, while you look through their stash and let out a scream when you see what you need.

You grab a paper bag and cram in all the strawberry-flavored gum you see in the brand you like and take one last package, wanting to open it when the date gets your attention.

"Maxiiiieeeee, this is expired," you complain, your quivering bottom lip making him lose it.

"Are you trying to kill my girl?!" he snaps at the man, outraged, mostly because he has to deal with you in this state after you leave the store.

"N-no, n-not at all, I-I don't know how it happened," the guy gulps, feeling he's going to faint soon seeing Mad Max.

"They're all expired, baaabyyy," you frantically go through your bag, tossing each little package one after the other.

"Are you trying to kill your customers?! What kind of place is this? You should be reported to the authorities! No princess, don't!" Max slaps your hand when you try to open the last package because you want your gum badly and it makes you more upset when you drop it.

"Let's go, Liefje, this damn city is trying to kill us tonight," he pants, backing out and you hold on to his shirt, following him outside like a lost puppy.

"Hold on, baby," you sniffle and taking a marker out of your purse, heading back to the store and Writing 'loser, and 'don't come here unless you want to be food poison' on the door, shouting at the clerk:

"This is for trying to kill people!", You start laughing, suddenly happy, heading back to your car.

"I don't want gum anymore, can we drive to our spot?" you sweetly ask, kissing his shoulder as he starts driving again.

shit, Max thinks. Why? Because you usually go to your secret spot on top of the hill to have sex. Since you are...not able to for now, it only means one thing: you will want to cuddle and talk.

Your boyfriend takes a deep breath, pretending he's not panicking. But if he can't keep his girl happy, then who will?!

Once you get there, you crawl on the hood with him, placing yourself in between his legs so he can hold your waist from behind.

"Ahhh, this is so nice, isn't it Maxie?" you giggle, putting your hands on top of his. Max is tense but doesn't want to show it. "Wow, a falling star! Make a wish!" you get all excited, clapping and he sighs, bored. "Did you make a wish? What did you wish for?" you turn your head so you can see him

"For Goddamm Monaco to have your stupid gum!" he grumbles, rolling his eyes.

"No way! Me too!" you get on your knees, turning so you can face him. "What were the odds, baby?" You smile so brightly that his sassiness goes down a notch. "You really love me, don't you?" you bite your lip.

"Yeap," his short answer comes and you don't give up.

"How much?"

"Ummm, a lot," he quietly mumbles, uncomfortable, wishing you would change the subject.

"Really?!" you kiss him, astounded. "AWWW that's so sweet," you get all teary and sentimental.

The things he has to go through to please you. But if he can't keep his girl happy, then who will?!

"Dadddyyyy," you trace his biceps, batting your lashes at him.

Oh, hell no, Max thinks. You only call him Daddy in bed (which is not the case here) or when you want something he wouldn't agree with, which is probably the case.

"Yes, liefje?" he tilts his head, waiting to hear what else it's going to come out of your mouth next.

"I think we should have a baby, or two or three, but at least two, yes?" you blur out, enthusiastic to the maximum and he starts getting flustered, not expecting such a twist.

"I don't think so, liefje," Max utters with such determination you start bawling instantly.

"Why nooootttt?" you wail, sobbing with your face on his neck like he's been dead for three months or so. "You think I'm ugly?!"

His hands start caressing your back, trying to soothe you.

"I don't think you're ugly, I think you are a pretty princess," he says, being sincere. "You look beautiful, don't worry," he pets your hair and you wipe your tears, grinning at him. if he can't keep his girl happy, then who will?!

"So let's have kids then," you switch to your original plan, hoping for a positive outcome.

"No...I really don't want to..." he makes a comeback, stubborn and determined not to give in.

You gasp so loud it startles him: "Are you...are you having an affair?"

"What' ?! No, I'm not having an affair," he immediately defends himself, irked you would think something like that.

"Oh my God, you're cheating on me, aren't you?" The crying starts again and you weep on his chest, soiling his favorite redbull shirt with tears and makeup.

"Is she prettier, more beautiful looking than me? You wanna have kids with her and not with me?" you clench your fists on the fabric, heartbroken.

Dammit, why do you have to get like this every month? Max thinks, irritated.

"I'm not having an affair, OK?" he lifts your chin up so he can look you in the eyes. "Stop crying, Now", He requests pissed and you gulp, suddenly holding your breath so you won't make a sound you feel you need air and he watches quite amused at how you struggle to hold your breath, afraid to move. After a few good seconds, you give up and start breathing again.

"I'm not crying anymore, all right?" you kiss him, and since you don't have any tissue, you wipe your nose with your sleeve again and he gropes you,

"I love classy girls; you're so classy princess, " he charges at your cleavage, not being able to control himself anymore.

You snicker, straddling his lap, and just have to say it:

"Maxiiieeee, come on, let's have a baby, or two or three, pleaseeee," you pull his hair and scream when he bites your skin. "Unless you really think I'm ugly," your bottom lip quivers once more, your happiness going downhill as fast as his enthusiasm for the subject.

When he sees the tears rolling down your face he has to get it together with all he's got to muster the words:

"Fine, we'll have a baby," he bitterly mumbles, distressed.

If he can't keep his girl happy, then who will?!

[corpsedork]

so give me just a little baaabyyy just something to get by song is all time low by nine inch nails characters belong to @unoriginal-and-dumb and @lucid-daydreaming-art

dont use my art without my permission thaaaanks

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername Happy birthday to my husband. Bubs, you mean the entire world to me, since the moment I met you, I knew you’d be my forever. Thank you for all the laughs, all the late night convos, even when you fall asleep half way through them and get cranky because I didn’t wake you 😭 Thank you for our beautiful children, Mia and Ezequiel have the best daddy and best friend ever. Thank you for always having my back and loving me, but most of all, thank you for being you, thank you for blessing this world, you’re a gift and I’ll forever cherish you. I love you my baby, today and always.

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jackharlow BAAABYYY YOU CANT MAKE ME CRY AGAIN!!!!!

urnbanwyatt Again? 💀

jackharlow Her and the kids really outdid themselves. Got me crying like crazy.

neelamthadhani Happy birthday to my favorite person ever.

yourusername My man my man 🥰

yourbestiename Happy birthday to Cassie’s Tio Jack Jack. Sending all the birthday wishes. Miss you guys.

jackharlow Please tell me you two are coming over for the weekend?

yourbestiename Most definitely, wouldn’t miss it.

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jackharlow I woke up to breakfast in bed-wifey edition 😋 then had breakfast with my kids and walked down to some birthday decorations. My wife also surprised me with a dinner date and some presents. Sweets, you spoil me every damn day and you always manage to go above and beyond for my birthday. Thankful for seeing another year.

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jackharlow Btw look how hot my wife is 🤤 luckiest dude ever!!!!

druski We get it, you’re in love 🙄

jackharlow Don’t be hating lmao

yourbestiename She really did amazing, wait until you see what she did for the weekend.

yourusername 🤫

champagnepapi Happy birthday 🎉

yourbrothername This DOESNT mean more babies ok?

jackharlow Oh it most definitely means that 😊😊😊

yourusername What my husband wants, my husband gets 🙊

urbanwyatt Here y’all asses go 🤦🏼‍♂️

mamamaggie I’m going to ignore the first sentence 🙄 but happy birthday to you my first born. I love you and see you later ❤️

jackharlow 😬

jackharlow I love you too mama see you later.

claybornharlow Of course your ass had to add the sex part

jackharlow I didn’t even say anything related to that.

claybornharlow Breakfast in bed ????

jackharlow Yeah, my wife served me breakfast in bed. It was so warm and juicy 😋

mamamaggie JACKMAN THOMAS HARLOW BEHAVE YOURSELF

yourusername Bubs 🙈 omgggg

neelamthadhani Another customized Rolex? 😮‍💨 🔥

jackharlow That and a new car and some NB shoes 😊😊😊 my wife really outdid herself.

yourusername Something light, you’ll get your real present later.

cozane She really said a Rolex and a car was something light 💀💀

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yourusername My birthday boy 🫶🏻 celebrating him today and everyday. I love you baby 🤞🏼😘

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jackharlow I love you, thank you for everything you do and continue to do.

urbanwyatt I can’t wait for my birthday. I expect the same treatment

urbanwyatt MINUS THE BREAKFAST IN BED

jackharlow I was about to say……

yourusername LMAAAO 💀

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jackharlow Definitely my son 😆 twinem’

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yourusername My boys 🥺🫶🏻

yourusername Como los amo.

jackharlow We love you right back mamas

druski So when are the birthday posts over? Y’all been going at it all day

yourusername Prepare to be sick of me. I still got Urban’s birthday. So the celebration and the posts never ends, not this month at least.

urbanwyatt 🤞🏼

claybornharlow Haha my little buddy was definitely the main attraction tonight.

jackharlow He really was 😭

neelamthadhani Not him at the dj booth having a blast.

djdrama He had to let everyone know it was his dads birthday and not to cake him either 💀

jackharlow He has my back, not like my daughter 🙄

yourusername Your daughter said payback and she did what she had to do.

jackharlow She’s definitely yours.

yourusername 😭😭😭😭 My evil little twin.

user I thought Mia was a daddy’s girl.

yourusername She is. But her daddy had smeared frosting on her nose earlier today so she decided to get back at him.

jackharlow 🙄🙄🙄

yourbestiename 😂😂😂 That’s my girl.

user hey yourbestiename are you showing up for urbans birthday? Or are you keeping Cassie away from him?

urbanwyatt Mind your business

yourbestiename ANYWAY

yourbestiename Happy birthday Jack, thank you for everything you’ve done for my little family. I know it’s not easy being in the middle of it all, but I’m lucky to have you and y/n in my life. Wish you many more years to come. Side note: For everyone wondering, stay tuned for Urban’s birthday, like y/n said, prepare to be sick of me too, because that’s still my best friend and I ride for him.

druski THE DRAMA I LOVE IT.

druski Happy birthday brother, can’t wait to serve you a plate of messiness and drama at urbans party 😜

urbanwyatt CAN WE KICK HIM OUT???? I’m sick of him 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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[dusty-snake]

RC-252 BIG CREDIT TO UZUWAKI FOR FIRST IMAGE AKA ROCHEAL I HEART UUUUU

My son, my baby, my child, I know it sounds like elon musk named him but i LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES MY LITTLE BAAABYYY AAUAG RC-252 FIRST IMAGE BY THEUZUWAKI SEOCND BY ME I LOVE HIMMMM I LOVE HIMM!!! HE CANT SPEAK HE DOES LIKE UHH WRODS ON HIS EYES THROGH VISOR OR HE DOES SIGN LANGUAGE HIS VOCAL CORDS GOT CHEWED BY RATS HIS LORE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS BUT I LOVE HIIIM AAAAA!!!!!! MY LITTLE SONNN ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ same universe as root lady btw.. heh... rootpain

[quinnysnursery]

little!nate means the world to me btw

he’s my BAAABYYY

[possumcollege]

🎼🎵the rough draft

is a little ol place where

you can touch my comiiics

Rough draft baaabyyy🎵

[aft3rhrs]

Omfg alsksjjdhdh step uncle jk I'm screaming on top of my lungs wth I want it mommmmmyyyyyyy I really want it please give it to me 🥺😽😽😽😽😽😽and I love you soooo muuucccchhhh and your sexy little brain to come up with this odea please make jk more fucked up and Reader tooo lubb yooouuuuu uuuuummmmmaaaahhhhh 😚🫣🫶🏻

I ACTUALLY CAN'T, this ask has a special place in my heart lmaaaoooo, BAAABYYY 💖

(un)(fortunately)??? especially since this is a part of the halloween masterlist, it is going to be fucked up, it's definitely not going to be everyone's cup of tea as I'm sticking to my original idea

I know I will be entering a lot of dangerous territories and some scenes will border on... actually, so far I think this is the darkest fic on the list, even compared to kidnapper!JK. that is always subject to change, but for now, yeah dbshsjsjdhd

I love you sm 💕

[minti-art]

I am plagued by little wolfboy Koushuu!!! I have an idea for him that I want to flesh out more, but I have so much other stuff I need to be working on.... one day I will return to you, little wolf.

In the meantime, please suffer with me over how big and fluffy his ears are. I am dying.

[sairic-pyre]

Hey baaabyyy...

[they reach into a little bag, holding out a pinch of cat weed.]

I smell mischief afoot.. .

[illicitlimerence-writes]

uncle darling | c. leclerc

pairing: charles leclerc x reader word count: 2.3k request: yes/no by an anon: "hey, can i request a imagine with charles leclerc where you arrive on a date with charles leclerc's family with a baby in their arms and everyone asks you if it's yours but in reality it is your sister's who asked you to keep it urgently, please?" prompt: babysitter canceled/family date night from this prompt list. warnings: kids, fluff, language, the leclerc brothers sharing one braincell, i think that's it. a/n: we're almost done with this!!! i was worried i wasn't going to finish this one in time, and i'm not that happy with how this turned out, but i tried my best. i'll tag all the fics as illicitvalentine's so it's easier to keep track of them.

my masterlist / valentine's day masterlist

the moment you and charles started dating, his family welcomed you with opened arms immediately. often, you’d find yourself hanging out with pascale, going out for a girls’ day just the two of you. you’d discuss different topics with lorenzo, which you both left with more knowledge than you started the night with. and with arthur, you’d cheer for him whenever he got into his race car, the weekends where he and charles would have races together were probably one of the best ones for you.

needless to say, you loved them and they loved you just as much. which was why you decided to throw a little celebration party for arthur, who was about to have the last race of the championship he was currently taking part in. and since everyone’s schedules were pretty hectic, the only available day was valentine’s day.

“charles, you haven’t seen your family in a bit, and you’re leaving on wednesday.” you explained, pressing a soft kiss on his lips to stop him from pouting. “plus, you were the one who suggested we do something in the first place!” you place a hand on your hip, raising an eyebrow.

“but not on valentine’s day! i want you all to myself,” he slid his hands around your waist, pulling you close to his front. you tried to keep a stern face, but the way he left small kisses and bites on your neck made it impossible.

“then you’ll call your mom and cancel,” you said, wrapping your arms around his torso.

“she’ll kill me. and you know she loves you more than she loves any of us.” he rolled his eyes, making you laugh.

you were about to say something when your phone rang, you kissed his cheek quickly before slipping away from his embrace.

“hello?” you answered, lifting the phone up to your ear.

“(y/n)! thank god you answered,” it was your sister.

“what happened?” you asked, sitting down on a stool in the kitchen.

“so, you know valentine’s day is tomorrow, and ben and i have plans, obviously.”

“okay…” you butted in, not knowing where this story was going.

“but, turns out our babysitter got sick. and we don’t have anyone to watch mila. so, i was wondering if…”

“you want me to look after mila tomorrow,” you finished for her, hearing her sighing on the other end of the line.

“could you? please? i haven’t left the house in weeks, and i’m in desperate need of some alone time. i love my child, i really do, but, i want a night for myself,”

“i get it. can i call you back in a bit?”

“sure. and if you can’t look after her it’s fine, we’ll think of something else,”

“don’t worry, i had some things planned but i think she can join us,”

“oh, thank you so much! i swear, whenever you and charles have kids i’ll be the first one to volunteer to look after them,” she sighed, making you laugh.

“well, let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, i’ll call you back in five minutes, okay?”

“yeah, okay,” she hung up after that. now, to tell charles the news.

“baaabyyy,” you sang, in the same tone of voice you always used when you wanted something.

“who was it?” he opened his arms, inviting you to join him on the bed, where he was currently laying on.

“my sister, she wanted to ask for a favor,” you started, leaving small kisses on his chin, his cheek.

“what kind of favor?” he asked, his hand slipping under your shirt, meeting the skin of your back.

“they were planning to go out tomorrow-” you started and charles interrupted you.

“like all normal couples, do,” you rolled your eyes.

“yes, whatever. but, as it turns out, mila’s babysitter is sick. which means, they need me to look after her,” you said, pecking his lips.

“aw, baby mila,” he pouted, and you nodded. charles absolutely loved your two-year-old niece with his entire heart. he’d play tea parties with her, dress up in whatever princess costume she wanted him to wear.

“i know. and i know that you wanted to cancel the dinner with your family, but, why don’t we do both? look after mila and spend time with your family,” you suggested, and he gave in.

“fine. but as soon as that kid falls asleep, i’m not responsible for my actions,” he said, grabbing your waist and turning you over so he was now on top of you.

“okay,” you laughed in between kisses.

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“thank you so much, i promise we’ll be here early tomorrow to pick her up,” your sister said as she handed you mila’s bag with everything she might need for the rest of the afternoon and the next morning.

“don’t worry, you guys enjoy your night together, have fun!” you said, taking mila from your sister’s arms, the girl had fallen asleep on their way to your home.

“lifesaver. love you!” she leaned down to kiss mila’s head, waved her hand and rushed to the car, where her husband was waiting.

“come on, baby mila,” you balanced the sleeping toddler in your arms, closing the door behind you and walking to your living room.

the house was quiet, charles was out getting some things you still needed for that night’s dinner, so it was just you and the baby for a little while. you set her things down, sitting with her in your arms. you took your phone out, scrolling mindlessly until your eyes started feeling heavy. you let sleep take over you, wrapping your arms around mila protectively.

about twenty minutes later, charles walked in, holding several bags of snacks, and ingredients you needed for dinner.

“amour?” he called, setting the bags down on the kitchen island. “baby?” he tried again, this time hearing a soft sigh coming from the living room. he walked in, seeing mila moving in your arms, her eyes opening slowly as she yawned.

“ma?” she asked, looking around, “auntie ange,” she gasped once she saw you sleeping.

“hi, mila,” charles said, catching her attention. the girl was lying on her stomach, and she turned her head as she heard his voice.

“uncle darling!” she exclaimed. since she’d started talking, she’d call you both by the nicknames you used for each other- charles loved calling you ‘mon ange’, and you always called him ‘darling’. it was no surprise when the girl started repeating the words. mila tried to turn around, charles smiled and leaned down to grab her.

“how are you, baby princess?” charles kissed mila’s head as she leaned it against his shoulder.

“where’s ma and da?” she asked as they walked to the kitchen.

“i think they already left, mon coeur,” he set the girl on the kitchen island as he began taking the groceries out. “did they tell you you’re staying with us?” he asked as he washed an apple.

“yeah, i sleep with you and auntie ange,” she giggled as charles handed her a slice of the apple.

“that’s right. what did you and auntie ange do when i was gone?” he asked, handing the girl another slice once she finished her first one.

“i was asleep in the car, i didn’t know i was with ange,” she nibbled on her fruit, charles nodded in understanding. “can we play?” she asked.

“give me one minute, ma belle, okay? i just need to put this away and we can play all you want,” the girl nodded, swinging her legs over the edge of the marble island, “careful,” charles said, even though his back was toward her.

“how did you know?” mila gasped, eyes blown wide as she carefully moved her dangling legs.

“i have powers,” charles laughed, turning toward the girl, hands ready to tickle her.

“uncle darling! no!” mila giggled uncontrollably, doubling over to cover her stomach. “stop!”

“but the tickle monster wants more tickles!” charles yelled, pressing soft kisses all over the girl’s head as the girl fought against him.

“what is going on here? tickle war without me?” you appeared, standing in the doorway, a hand on your hip as you watched the two of them.

“auntie ange!” mila squealed, trying to get off the island to run to you, but charles held her back, helping her down instead. two little arms wrapped around your legs, your hands went to mila’s hair, the perfect blonde curls that made her look like a princess even when she’d just woken up from a nap and was having a tickle war.

“i see you woke up before me, cupcake.” you crouched in front of her.

“yeah, uncle darling woke me up!” she accused him, and you gasped.

“did he?” mila nodded, “well, i’m sure he didn’t mean to. listen, baby princess, in a few hours, uncle darling’s brothers and his mom are coming over, okay?” the girl nodded after a few seconds, “okay, we are all going to have a nice dinner, is that alright?”

“yeah. they play with me?” she looked at charles, who nodded as he walked to you, picking her up. you stood up, leaning against charles’s free shoulder.

“of course! we can all play outside after we’re done. does that sound nice?” charles asked, kissing her cheek. mila nodded.

the three of you started getting the food ready. it was nothing fancy, but with the presence of a toddler, it took you twice the time to get everything done because she wanted to help. you let her, of course. you loved spending time with her and getting to show her new things was one of your favorite things ever.

“and now, we wait for a bit until it finishes baking,” you explained, seeing mila looking at the banana bread you made together through the glass of the oven door.

“i smell bananas,” charles stated as he walked down the stairs. he’d gotten a shower while you and mila made the bread.

“come on, mila, let’s change your clothes,” you made grabby hands at her, but she shook her head, crossing her arms over her shoulders.

“uncle darling!” you looked at charles, who raised his hands in defeat.

“fine, you go with uncle darling, i’ll go take a shower, okay?” you leaned down to kiss her forehead, she nodded. “she’s all yours, uncle darling,” you tapped his chest twice, walking away.

“what do you want to wear, mila?” charles asked, grabbing her tiny hand and leading her to the living room, where he grabbed her bag and then they went to the guest bedroom downstairs.

“pink tutu!” she giggled, charles scanned through all the things your sister had packed, spotting the pink tulle skirt. “rainbow unicorn shirt!” she grabbed it.

“here,” charles handed her a pair of thick, pink tights, “do we like these?”

“yeah! i’ll be a rainbow unicorn ballerina princess!” she giggled, grabbing her toy crown and placing it on her head. charles laughed, nodding at the innocence and imagination of the girl.

“yes, you are!” he told her. "can you change while i take the banana bread out of the oven?" he asked, and the girl nodded. he laid out the clothes for her and bolted out of there. once he returned, he found the spare hairbrush you kept for her. “are you excited about tonight?" he asked once he returned, the girl was ready, she only had to put on her tutu.

"yes. i want to play with all of you. can we play princess and the dragon and the knights and-" she rambled, but was cut off by the doorbell ringing. "my tutu!" she jumped down from the bed and pulled the tutu up her skirt. "let's go uncle darling!" she grabbed charles's hand and led him to the door. "up!" she extended her arms and charles picked her up, placing a soft kiss on her cheek as she circled his neck with her arms.

"what the fu-fork!" arthur almost slipped up, but his mother elbowed him and he corrected himself.

"charles?" his mom asked as charles and mila moved out of the way to let them all in.

"who's this?" lorenzo asked, waving at the girl, who leaned her head in the crook of charles's neck.

"i'm a rainbow unicorn ballerina prin- my crown! uncle darling, my crown!" she squealed, wiggling in his arms until charles put her down. as soon as her little feet touched the floor she set off looking for her crown.

"did you adopt a child and didn't tell us?" arthur narrowed his eyes at him.

"aw, i always knew you were going to be a dad first out of all of us," lorenzo clapped his shoulder.

"did you two not hear what the girl called him?" pascale asked, standing between her two sons.

"uncle darling! i'm a rainbow unicorn ballerina princess!" she sang, twirling around, showing the glitter of her tutu.

"uncle-" arthur started.

"darling," lorenzo finished. "(y/n)'s niece?" he guessed, and Charles nodded.

"auntie ange!" mila cheered as you walked down the stairs.

"hi, everyone!" you said hi to all of them, lifting mila up in your arms, "i see you've met miss mila over here, she's my niece. did you say hi?" you asked, leaning your nose on her cheek.

"hi!" she waved at them.

after the first introductions were made, you all went to your kitchen, where you finished preparing the food as mila played with arthur.

"my brothers thought mila was ours," charles whispered as you set the table.

"wait, really?" you asked, smiling.

"apparently lorenzo always knew i'd be the first to have kids," he rolled his eyes, walking to you, slipping his arms around your waist and pulling you until your back met his chest.

"ha!" you cackled, "i can see it, though."

"me too. to be honest, i've always pictured myself as a young father. and you?"

"gotta put a ring on it first," you leaned your head back against his shoulder, watching through the kitchen window as lorenzo joined his younger brother and mila outside. "she's got them wrapped around her little finger," you chuckled.

"and if that's how they are with our niece, imagine how they'll be with…"

"i know," you smiled, moving your head to the side, placing a kiss on his cheek. "i want one."

"as soon as she falls asleep, i swear," he promised.

"okay," you laughed.

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

Hello, allow me to hand you this AU

So basically, The gang find an Ouija board in the Apartments right? Ashley and Travis wasn’t zero part in this (especially Travis buddy has had his own share of terrifying demons) so him and Ash go chill upstairs, playing uno and board games.

After Larry breaks the one rule, which is never play alone, he accidentally invites a demon into the house and allows it to escape after it demanded them take their hands off of the board, which they did.

And guess who the demon found a lucky empty space in? Travis.

I know it

I feel it in my bones

I can just SEE Larry and the gang who touched the board try to hide but get dragged back to the living room by their shadows. (Picture: princess and the frog, Dr. facilier getting dragged to the other side) and a gold eyed Travis hovering over them.

‘What. Did. You. Do.’

Larry nervously chuckling ‘Traaaavis, baaabyyy, did you get a new hair cut? Looks nice. New contacts? Beautiful babe. Windswept and angry really bring out your pretty face!’ But he can’t flirt his way out of this one. This asserted when a knife whizzes right between his legs, dangerously clothes to his crotch.

‘It was an accident they just wanted to try and talk-‘ sal gets silenced with a cookie shoved in his mouth through the mask opening.

‘I repeat. What did you DO!?’ When Travis yells the room shakes. Glass cracks and a tree topples over out side. The boom of his voice sent waves across the town. Many were afraid it was an earthquake.

After the initial shock of getting possessed the demon then has to deal with a VERY jealous RED.

‘There’s two wolves in me’

T: ‘yeah? Cool. There’s two demons and they’re arguing like a married couple.’

Travis lets the demons hop in and out of his body as they please but they can’t bring any harm to him or RED will have a very bad time stuck in Larry’s body and the new one (later named Goldie) will meet a very demon happy Kenneth. Surprisingly Goldie hates Kenneth and hisses like a bitter kitten.

Larry and the gang that messed with the ouija walk on eggshells. Travis makes it known they’re days are numbered for their crimes against him. How COULD they do this?? What did he do to deserve this??

Is it because he bullied them? If they didn’t accept his apology tell him! At first Travis was very upset. He would go from angry to crying. The new demon powers and the unprepared demon caused many pieces of furniture to be damaged, physical injuries. Travis accidentally set a man on fire when Larry was staring too long.

Almost drowned poor Sal when he had a breakdown and cried for hours.

They ask Goldie why they chose Travis and after gold eyes flicked across the group and cringed Goldie quietly returned to their little corner in Travis’ body. They like keeping those guys around so they can’t just outright say they’re all bland and boring and the stinky one scares them.

[casasupernovas]

i'm back BAAABYYY.

and my first post is this - i can't believe it's taken me years to notice this.

we all know the doctor and martha are very similar in nature right? he is the doctor, she's training to be a doctor. he's smart, she's smart, both quite stubborn, both caring people. even in their outfits - martha has the leather jacket, very ninth doctor-ish, and other companions end up with a leather jacket to symbolise a sort of growth in becoming more doctor-ish (donna and rose).

but i have always puzzled over martha's hair. it's always a little spiky and i always liked it because it reminded me of someone but i have only just clocked who:

guess who?!

[storiesofsvu]

Summer Break

Cabenson Warnings: language, alcohol consumption

Summer had hit its halfway point, only another month until the school year started again, another month until things started to feel more like actual full work weeks again. To celebrate the occasion, or to take advantage of the time they had left, Olivia had booked a cabin out of the city to take Noah and Alex to. Being cooped up in the city in their two bedroom apartment wasn’t doing much for anyone’s sanity, and Noah’s constant desire to be outside playing sports or with friends. Despite it being summer, Alex was still caught up in the follow up paperwork and taking a case here and there, but it didn’t take much convincing from Olivia to get her to agree to a mini vacation.

After a very jam packed day full of nature, sunshine and splashing in the lake, Olivia had put Noah to bed, ultimately much later than normal, but there had been the promise of a campfire and s’mores that she had to make good on.

When she slipped out of the door of the cabin she couldn’t help but smile at the view of Alex all adorable curled up, a blanket cocooned around her, her head titled up to the night sky. The fire light dancing across her skin, leaving her absolutely glowing. Alex always forgot how absolutely peaceful the country was, you certainly couldn’t see stars like this in the middle of Manhattan.

“Enjoying the view?” Olivia asked as she crossed the lawn, settling down beside her wife.

“It’s gorgeous.” The blonde murmured, only dragging her eyes away from the sky to kiss Olivia’s cheek softly, “just like you.” She let out a small giggle at that, taking another swig of wine.

“You think maybe you’ve had enough to drink baby?” Liv teased, wrapping her arm around Alex, who giggled again.

“Nope!” She popped the p for extra emphasis, “besides, didn’t you want me to relax? This is vacation!” She yelped quietly as Olivia reached for the cup, shielding it away from her.

“I’m not taking it away!” Liv laughed, “just give me a sip.”

“Fine.” The blonde grumbled, taking her own sip before passing it over.

“Lex…this is empty…”

“Ooops?” She made a sheepish grin at the other woman, giggling out again.

“You’re lucky you’re cute. Because I am not drunk enough for this.”

“There’s another bottle in the cooler.” Alex suggested, leaning over to dig through the mainly melted ice, grabbing the wine. Olivia took it from her, thankful it was a twist off and refilled the cup, passing the bottle back to Alex to put back into the cooler.

“Are you having a good week?” Liv asked softly as they started passing the cup back and fourth.

“The best.” Alex nuzzled into her shoulder, wrapping her hands around her bicep. “Anywhere with you is the best.”

“Noah really had a blast tubing today.” She pressed a kiss onto the top of Alex’s head, “still surprised you know how to drive a boat though.”

“Hamptons baaabyyy.” Olivia laughed, rolling her eyes at Alex’s antics. The blonde lost herself watching the fire, the flames dancing lower as it had started to die down. She couldn’t remember a time she felt more at peace with the world than in that moment, her girl on her arm, the breeze rustling the trees, the smell of the lake which was softly crashing against the sand. She let out a small sigh, and then a whine as she pouted.

“What?”

“I want another marshmallow but we burnt all the sticks.”

“Lex we’re in the middle of the forest, I’m sure I can find you a new stick.”

Alex was about to ask her nicely to do so, but suddenly gasped, scrambling for the marshmallow bag.

“What now?” Olivia laughed.

“Do you remember when we were little? And you’d just like, mush the marshmallow until you had marshmallow gum??”

“I wish I had any idea of what you’re talking about.” Olivia shook her head, laughing again.

“Like this!” Alex held the marshmallow up, held between both her fingers and thumbs, squishing it down, pulling it apart as far as it would go without ripping, rotating it between her fingers. “It takes a while…” she commented, glancing up to Liv before continuing at her task, her lower lip tugged into her mouth as she concentrated.

Olivia both wanted to laugh and thought that she was the most adorable thing on the planet. Not only did Alex not drink often, but when she did it was only a couple of glasses of wine, unlike today when they’d been nursing drinks all through the afternoon. Alex was already incredible adorable when drunk, but this little spurt of reliving her childhood fun made her that much more endearing. The brunette couldn’t help but wonder what it would’ve been like to meet a little twelve year old Alex, probably still as statuesque and stunning as she was today, but completely wrapped up in her little Girl Guide life. She knew it wouldn’t have mattered when their paths crossed, she would still have totally fallen head over heels for her.

“This is harder than I remember.” Alex huffed, “I give up.” She tossed the half way there marshmallow into the fire, watching it melt, pouting a little bit. She brushed back a couple strands of hair, then went to rub her hands together and whined.

“What?”

“I’m all sticky now…” the blonde held up her marshmallow covered hands as evidence and Olivia laughed.

“God Lex, you’ve got it in your hair! You’re worse than Noah.” She teased and Alex pouted, “c’mon, let’s get you inside and cleaned up.”

“You gonna keep teasing me?”

“I’ll make that part up to you, I promise.” She smirked and Alex’s eyes gleamed as Olivia helped her up, pausing to make sure the fire was properly put out, gathering the blankets to toss back onto the porch. Alex nestled into her side as they walked back to the cabin.

“Liv?”

“Yeah baby?”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.” She paused in her steps, cupping Alex’s cheek with her free hand, “I’m incredibly thankful you’re in my life, and so happy you’re getting a time to relax.”

“Me too.” The blonde leant forward, kissing Olivia softly, a smile curving up her lips before she practically dragged Olivia inside the cabin, eager for what was to come.

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[maedinheaven]

Heyyy Mae 🌈🌈🌈 I just found your blog an hour ago and I already like your writing. Can u request Kakyorin, Josuke and Bruno Buccellati with a S/O who woke up in the middle of the night just to pet and play her cat then go back to sleep happily 🐈 (im sorry im to obsessed with my cat)

request: I just found your blog an hour ago and I already like your writing. Can i request Kakyoin, Josuke and Bruno Buccellati with a S/O who woke up in the middle of the night just to pet and play with her cat and then go back to sleep happily 🐈 (im sorry im too obsessed with my cat)

including: kakyoin, josuke, and bruno

summary: some of the best boys reacting to s/o waking up to play with her cat

warning(s): uhmm, cat allergies? PLS idk its just wholesome cat petting

a/n: im glad you like my writing, i hope you like this one too!

(i also updated my rules list for anyone whos interested in giving me a request :0)

┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。

—kakyoin noriaki

MAD ptsd from the trip™️

very alarmed at first

he jumps up beside you and FLINGS an arm in front of your body and calls out hierophant

he is on X GAMES MODE

eyes on SAUCERS

chest on ASTHMA

your cat is SHOOKEN.

and so are you

but youre most definitely by now used to his sudden alarm and worry when it came to sudden movements when hes unguarded

“im okay nori, im just playing with the cat. sorry for scaring you”

give him a hug, kiss, SOMETHING PLS

comfort him or he’ll be up for the whole night guarding you until you fall back asleep

he hesitates to fall back into bed, but you show him youre okay and hes chilling

still watches you for a couple of seconds before falling back to sleep

protect this cherry man at all costs

—josuke higashikata

kinda groggy when woken up

so he just whines and stretches while slurring complaints at you like he always does when you wake up earlier than him

“baaaaaabe, what are you dOiInNgGgG”

“BaaAbYyy you woke me uppPpp”

“cOme laY doWnwnwn im getting coOoldd”

“josuke ill lay back down soon oh my god let me pet the kitty”

he goes silent for a minute

and you get happy at the thought of him finally going back to sleep

but when you look back at him hes just staring at you like ಠ╭╮ಠ

this is the same person that beat a man into a stone.

you cant resist his little pout though

and his hair down and messily thrown about in his face? pls

just pet the cat when you wake up next morning its not worth josukes petty attitude

as soon as your back hits the bed he throws his arm around you

he pulls you comfortably into his torso, peppering small kisses on your neck before going back to sleep

—bruno buccellati

wakes up startled but strangely calm?

he knows youre not in danger because he wouldve sensed the enemy beforehand

my mans is a capo at one of Italys most powerful gangs, its in his blood to just feel danger

he is still of course prepared to throw hands (or zippers-) if he needs to

he groggily watches you play with your cat, confused at your random ministrations

“... are- are you alright, bella?”

once he confirms youre okay he stays up with you just to be there, toying with the cats tail occasionally

he had to admit, seeing you play with your cat was one of his new favorite things to see

he starts rubbing your side when you notices your body language becoming more sluggish

thats what called it a night for you, Bruno had such a way with his hands

bruno gently pulls you and the cat to his body and sighs softly

and if you werent tired then you are well over SLUMP now

mumbles sweet nothings in italian to get you and your purring cat back to sleep

[dreamingofmilk]

Crab Legs

Synopsis: You made sure to not eat around Erik, you were too afraid of what he'd think. After a mishap, you still will never eat in front of him, but for a completely different reason.

Warnings: smut, cursing

Word Count: 1,725

"Alright, babe I have to go. Come walk me to the door." Erik lifted himself from the kitchen chair. Your stomach rumbled as you cleaned up his plate for him.

You hopped up to walk Erik to your front door, pouting the entire way, but secretly giddy he was leaving. "Bye Erik. I'll call you tomorrow."

You kissed him goodbye and closed your door. Now the real fun could begin. You and Erik have been seeing each other for about three months now, and things have been going great, but there's just one little problem. You can't really eat whenever he's around. You just feel self-conscious and awkward with him looking at you, so you can never bring yourself to eat more than a few bites. This meant that when you would go your separate ways you would get your fill. 

You had some crab legs sitting in your fridge, with the garlic butter of course. And now you'd be able to eat them without worrying about how you looked. You got to work heating everything up, the butter sauce bubbling on the stove, the spices swirling in the pan. You laid out a towel and some paper towels, this was your favorite meal. You knew it could get very messy if you don't prep correctly. You put your favorite movie on the tv and changed into a pair of comfy shorts and a crop top. You danced into the kitchen to get everything ready to eat, meticulously picking which crab legs you wanted and vigorously stirring the sauce to make sure all of the garlic and onion were mixed in properly. 

You brought everything to your station in the living room, pressed play on the movie and went to town. You sighed with pleasure when the first bit of crab meat hit your tongue. Humming as the butter sauce hit your tongue. Fuck this shit was good. 

From that point on, you ate with gusto, the sauce was dripping down your arms and your chin, and you had pieces of crab shell on your shirt. You were completely blissed out. You had finally reached your favorite part of the crab legs, the claws. You meticulously cracked one and gently pulled the meat out all in one piece. You took your time to perfectly cover the piece in sauce and brought it to your lips. 

"Mmhm!" You honestly couldn't control the loud moan that came out of your mouth. Shit was so good it honestly didn't make any sense. 

"Oh, so it's like that huh?" A deep voice boomed behind you.

You whipped your head around and saw Erik standing in the doorway, leaning against the frame. Fuck! 

You rushed to wipe your face and hands. "Erik!” You giggled quietly, your nerves wrapped around you tightly. You felt like a child that got playing in time out. “What are you doing here? How long have you been there?"

He held up his keys, "I forgot my keys so I came back up to grab them. Imagine my surprise when I see my girlfriend moaning and going in on some crab legs. Especially when I ain’t get no invite."

You could feel your face getting hot. This was honestly the most embarrassing moment of your life. You could still feel sauce sliding down your chin, your shirt has spots of sauce and bits of crab shells on it, your stomach poked out the way it always did after a good meal. God, what must he think of you? You probably look like a pig right now! 

You could feel the tears building behind your eyes. You looked at your lap and started wringing your hands. You just knew this conversation was going to hurt, but the anticipation was killing you. "Erik. I never meant for you to see this. I know I'm a sloppy eater. I understand if you want to leave."

"Leave? Leave where.” Erik looked around in confusion. “I don't understand Y/N. What are you talking about?"

You held back a sob. "I didn't want you to see me like this. I'm so embarrassed!"

You heard his boots coming closer. "Wait… Y/N. Is that why you hardly eat when we go out? You wait until you get home?" His voice was clear, but you couldn't tell how he was taking all of this. You still couldn't bring yourself to look at him. Seeing the disgust on his face would break you. 

You shifted nervously then nodded. "Yes."

Erik sighed, "Then I apologize. I fucked up."

Your head snapped up, shock taking over. You met his eyes and you saw the remorse. "Why are you sorry? You didn't do anything wrong."

He was shaking his head before you finished. "My girlfriend doesn't feel comfortable eating around me. That means I'm not making you comfortable or something about me makes you doubt me. Somehow someway, I fucked up." He grabbed your chin and met your eyes. "Let me make something clear Y/N. I love you. I love your loud snoring, I love your bad singing, I love your brattiness when you don't get your way, I love all of that shit. All the things you think are flaws, I love all of them. I don't want them to change. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, you could say or do that would make me think any differently of you."

You were openly sobbing at this point. The relief you felt was overwhelming. This man was absolutely perfect. "I love you too baby. You're perfect."

Erik laughed and shook his head. "No, I'm not. I have anger problems. I blow up the bathroom three times a day. I drive like a maniac and I refuse to go to the doctor or take directions from anyone. I have my flaws too baby, and you've been accepting of every single one of them." 

You smiled, "You're right. I'm sorry I lost sight of that."

Erik shrugged, "I understand why you were self-conscious. I'm just letting you know you don't have to be. This isn't even a flaw as far as I'm concerned."

You tilted your head in confusion. "I'm literally covered in sauce and food. I made a complete pig of myself."

Erik crouched down in front of you. "You look so fucking sexy right now, Y/N." He bit his lip and crouched down right in front of you. "I love a woman that eats. Watching you tear into them crab legs got me hard as fuck baby." He started rubbing and squeezing your thigh. You looked at his crotch and you could see he was telling the truth. His dick was straining against his pants. 

The food long was forgotten, when you reached up to kiss him. Your mouths crashing into each other's.Quickly he pulled your sauce stained shirt up over your head. He had you flat on your back faster than you could register. He spread your legs and settled between them. He immediately started kissing and sucking on your neck. Your legs clenched and tried to curl up instinctively, but he kept pushing them back down.

"Unh unh, quit all that moving." Erik’s hand slides up to hold your hips still. His other hand’s fingers gripping the meat of your thighs

"Baaabyyy!!!" You whined, your body arching into him. 

He pulled away, just far enough to look at your face. "Yeah, baby?"

You pouted, "Please!"

He smirked, "Use your words, babygirl."

You groaned in frustration. "Fuck me!"

His smirk only grew wider, "I will, but there's something I want first."

"What?" You stared in confusion. 

He shook his head and smiled, "I'm tryna eat this pussy just like you did them crab legs."

He made a show of pulling your shorts down. He licked his lips once he realized you didn't have any underwear on. "Oh, you're out here wildin' huh?" He leaned down, and you could feel his breath where you wanted him the most. The anticipation was killing you. 

"Erik! Stop playing!" Erik smirked up at you as soon as the words left your mouth.

"Alright. Keep that same energy."

And with that he finally brought his mouth to your pussy. His tongue made quick circles around your clit, the euphoria was mind-blowing to be honest. You couldn't control any part of your body. Every nerve ending was firing off simultaneously. You tried to clench your thighs but Erik was having none of that. He gripped your legs and pushed them back so the top of your thighs pressed into your stomach. Now you couldn't do anything but lose your mind. 

"Fuck! Babe, no… it's too much. I can't! I'm gonna cum" You squirmed, trying to get away from his demon tongue. Erik pressed you down harder, "nah, Y/N, you were talking all that shit a second ago. Keep that energy!"

You fucked up honestly. Now he was serving demon tongue and you could feel his finger easing its way into your pussy. Erik had perfect hands honestly. His fingers were long and fat, and had just enough callouses to make you purr. He worked about half of his finger in, then started to pull out, much to your dismay. Then he shoved his entire finger in in one rough push.

You just managed to cover your mouth when an ear splitting scream pierced the air. An orgasm stronger than anything you've ever felt hit your body like a tsunami. You could feel your back arching, could faintly feel the clenching inside you as you squirted everywhere, your thighs, Erik's face, and the floor underneath. It took a few moments for you to register the screams tearing out of you. Your neighbors were going to give you dirty looks all week, but you couldn't bring yourself to care

And Erik, the trifling bastard that he is, didn't slow down at all, so you were hit with several aftershocks, your fists beating his shoulders as you tried your hardest to escape his hold for a second of relief. 

"Babe, seriously! I can't take anymore!" Your voice was hoarse.

Erik pulled up, his entire face from his nose down glistening in the dim light. "Bet them crab legs can't make you do that! Turn over and get this dick!"

You will NEVER eat crab legs in front of this man again.

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