#a good club with the right module for him with a good manager understanding him

[bu1410]

Good afternoon TUMBLR - March 23th - 2024

''Mr. Plant has owed me a shoe since July 5, 1971."

January 1998 - October 1999 - NLNG - TSKJ Port Harcourt Project (Nigeria).

Part 3.

SWIMMING SUIT I hadn't brought a swimsuit from Italy, and since we spent Sunday in one of the hotel pools in the area, I decided to buy one. I told the driver to take me to a location where I could find one, he stopped the Land Rover in front of a small shop along Aba Road. There were different types and colors of swimsuits inside, in the end I opted for one in red and blue. Before the shopkeeper placed it in the usual supermarket plastic bag, I wanted to take one last look - and here's the ''surprise'': IT WAS 2nd HAND!! But the most incredible thing was that they had put it up for sale with ''clear signals'' of those who had used it before!!! I told the sales man: at least wash it? Naaa…… I left with a mixture of fury and disbelief: I couldn't belive to what my eyes have seen.

SOKU PROJECT SITE

Niger river - On the way to Soku.

As mentioned elsewhere, the Soku Gas Plant was a project that SAIPEM Nigeria was executing in parallel to our TSKJ project. The site was located about 2 hours by speed boat from Port Harcourt, in the middle of the Niger River Delta. All around there was a dense rainforest, so to avoid cutting down thousands of trees it was decided that the plant would be built on an artificial island in the middle of the river. A Spanish company specialized in dredging and construction of artificial islands (called reclaimed land) was commissioned and within 6 months a 1.5 km by 800 meter platform was ready to begin work. A camp was built by importing portacabins from SAIPEM NORWAY (yes, you read that right). The reasons behind SAIPEM Procurement was:

''If they are good for the cold of Norway, they will also be good for the tropical forest of Nigeria''. Carlo Sgorbani arrival to Port Harcourt. Sgorbani was also an ''old'' SAIPEM guy. I met him during the Bir Rebaa project in Algeria. I then found it again in Abu Dhabi for the Taweela aWater Project, where during the last part of the project he assumed the position of Site Manager (And immediately left our compound to rent a villa at Hilton hotel). An early one morning I went to Branch Office and met Sgorbani who was still under shock due the night flight from Paris.

Ohh...I cant believe to my eyes! How come you're here Carlo?

And he, with the perpetual cigarette in his hand: well… I should be the Site Manager of the Soku Gas Plant project…

Soku Gas Plant?? But… are you sure of what you say? I'm quite sure there are any Hilton villas in Soku….... well, come on… you can't always go for luxury… and then you'll see that the ex-Norway containers won't be so uncomfortable!

He didn't reply.

SAIPEM Club SAIPEM has always cared about the ''welfare'' of its employees located in the most sh****hole remote and difficult areas of the planet. Therefore the Management decided to install a clubhouse inside the Soku compound. As soon as the Worry project structure was made available, it was transported by barge to Soku. It consisted of different container modules, and inside it had a billiard room, ping pong, TV room, bar with tables where can play cards in the evening. Behind the bar counter, above the shelves that held the bottles of liquor, a long python skin had been fixed. And this will cause several problems.

PYTHON STRIKE The morning after the club inauguration, Sgorbani and all the other colleagues were woken up by strange moans and screams coming from inside the camp. They immediately rushed to the front of the club and found themselves in front of dozens of people lying on the ground crying, wriggling and sprinkling sand on their heads. Local people were screaming like:

Our Lord is dead…you killed our Lord our Lord is dead…you have killed our God....... All the expatriates present could not understand what was going on before their eyes. Sgorbani called the local PRO, who revealed the burden:

''Sir – he said – these people are telling that you from SAIPEM captured and killed their Lord, and then after having slaughtered him you hung his skin in your club, offending his memory even more – now they expect years of disgrace if nothing is done to remedy this tragedy."

But…but…All of this is inconceivable – replied Sgorbani – the python skin was hung on the wall of the bar when the structure was in Warry, months ago, not here……….

I know, Sir – said the PRO – but these people say that this was why they hadn't seen their Lord for months: he had migrated to Warry, someone from SAIPEM captured him and made him a trophy.

Sgorbani and all other expats know whether to laugh or get angry at what they had heard and what was happening in front of them - however the Site Manager understood that laughing at the matter could generate further and serious problems - so he asked the PRO:

Ok… okay… so what should we do?

Sir – said the PRO – I spoke with their Chief and he says that the only solution to this serious matter is to call a Great Medicine Man who lives in Calabar (about 200 km from Soku) Only he will be able to exorcise the bad influences caused to what SAIPEM people did. But first of all we need to remove the python skin off the bar wall, Sir.

Ok – replied Sgorbani – we'll do it right away, but in the meantime we have to get back to work!

No Sir, until everything is resolved, work cannot resume.

Sgorbani was about to fly into a rage, but was able to contain himself - he ordered the PRO to proceed as quickly as possible with the call of this ''medicine man'' - that he should come immediately, SAIPEM would spare no expense, and would do everything needed made available, starting from the speed boat. Two days of great tension passed in the camp and on the artificial island. Time seemed suspended, waiting for the arrival of the sorcerer who would resolve the drama. An eerie silence loomed over everything and everyone, when construction activities usually filled the place with noise. In just two days (a great achievement considering that it was happening in Nigeria) the ''Great Medicine Man of Calabar'' arrived in great pomp, dressed in traditional clothes, covered by a bright apple-green cloak, with a headdress of peacock feathers and studded with precious stones (nobody knew if true or fake…).

Between two wings of the crowd who knelt as he passed on the way from the docking pier to the club, the sorcerer distributed blessings with his inlaid staff. No one, except the faithful, was allowed inside the club, where, after a brief ceremony, the python skin was peeled off the wall and carefully carried outside by at least six weeping people. The skin was carried as if in procession to the pier, where a previously prepared canoe transported it across the river to the vicinity of the village where the local tribe lived. A pit had been dug there which, covered with a white sheet, welcomed the python's skin. Once the skin was wrapped, the burial proceeded, accompanied by songs, blessings and mysterious formulas recited by the Great Medicine Man, who every now and then drew water from a drum with a palm leaf and sprinkled the grave. Once filled with earth, flowers and tree branches were planted on the tomb, and the area was marked off with stones. The funeral was over, and the sorcerer moved on to collect the money from SAIPEM PRO - the cost of the entire "ceremony was over 20,000 dollars. The next day, work at site could finally resume.

ATTACK on SOKU COMPOUND Perhaps the python affair had been a sort of ''dress rehearsal'' to see the type of response that SAIPEM would have given to an emergency. The fact is that a few weeks passed, and a new big problem arose for Sgorbani and the SAIPEM expatriates on Soku project. It was an August hot morning, when they woke up with a noise caused by rifle and stick blows that an handful of ''rebels'' were giving to their dormitory containers who had come from Norway. After a few minutes, all the expatriates were gathered in front of the offices, and when asked by the one who seemed to be in charge "where the Chief was", the answer was that he was in his office. (Sgorbani used to get up very early). Some rebels entered the offices, and to make it clear that they had serious intentions, they fired a couple of rifle shots which fortunately did not hit Sgorbani, but lodged in the wall behind his head. He too was pushed into the square in front of the offices, and made to lie on his stomach like everyone else. The rebels claimed to have taken possession of the artificial island of SOKU and the site, to put an end to the indiscriminate exploitation of the River State's resources. They wanted money, hiring of local staff, salary increases for those already working with SAIPEM, construction of a school and a hospital in the adjacent community. These intentions would be followed by an ultimatum, after which if the requests were not accepted by the local governments and the top management of SAIPEM, they would begin to eliminate a hostage every 2 hours. While all this was happening, the Nigerian Army Security forces had surrounded the artificial island. A long-distance dialogue then began between the Major who led the military and the guy who professed to be the leader of the rebels. The military's strategy immediately appeared clear:

''First free the hostages and then we will sit down for negotiation'' - this was the message delivered to the attackers. Who naturally refused, demanding at least the delivery of a large sum of cash, the arrival of the local Governor, who should have handed himself over to them, to unblock the situation. In the meantime, time passed, and the time set for the expiry of the ultimatum approached, and the hostages were still on the ground with their hands behind their heads. The tension mounted as the hours passed, and when there were only a few minutes left before the ultimatum expired, suddenly the Security forces attacked the Rebels! Taken by surprise, many of them tried to escape, others took some of the hostages by force to shield themselves from the military fire. For a few minutes there was total chaos: shots, shouts, the rebels trying to reach some canoes hidden among the branches on the river bank, to escape capture. The clashes lasted a few minutes, and soon everything was silent, only a few sporadic bursts could be heard from the automatic weapons with which the Task Force eliminated the remaining resistance. Some rebels were captured and immediately knocked to the ground with rifle butts. Most of the hostages had fled to the dormitory containers and locked themselves inside. Once order was restored, the Major asked to speak to Sgorbani.

Do you have a couple of empty containers?

Yes, of course – replied the Site Manager

Have them taken to an open, sunny area. Zaccagnini had the order carried out, and after an hour the SAIPEM crane deposited two empty containers in an open area on the island. The Major then ordered his men to let the captured rebels enter the containers. When the operation was concluded, the containers were closed with heavy padlocks, and the Major set up guards. Then he said aloud:

''No one must go near the containers, this scum must remain awaiting the decisions of the Military Tribunal of Port Harcourt''.

[mchiti]

I wish you could all understand italian because there is a site here who did an incredible long ass written piece on hakim at the end of june and it is so beautiful? Like I'm baffled, I was only reading it now. Who did it. Obviously it was written before the deal to saudi collapsed. And I don't agree with some of the tragic tones here (they say he did nothing more than a normal WC and I think that's not fair, i understand they meant in regards to what he showed at ajax, but he had a different role, and it was a pivotal role) but I thought it was cool how they summed up his talents and qualities and the pure joy of watching him play and tried to understand the whys on the last 3 year at chelsea and put reasonable thoughts into it. I think it's cool they articulated the fact you know, sometimes clubs buy players and really don't know what to do with them.

[jupitermelichios]

Jupiter’s Top 10 Fic Series of the Decade

In no particular order (and belonging to no particular fandom)

Honourable Mentions: Of Hunters & Hellblazers by KittyAug - Self Help by maskedfangirl - Bad Jokes by hahaharley - Doubtful Sanity by DustToDust - Wilton’s Bakery ‘Verse by machine_dove & sproings -  Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc by etothepii - New Favourite F Word by Polaris - little beasts by noctiphany & likewinning

drawn into something by Nonymos (Venom, Eddie/Venom, Dan/Anne, Eddie/Venom/Dan/Anne)

“Eddie, you… and him.”

“Yeah.” Eddie stares at the floor. “And… and look, Annie, I know it’s weird, but I can explain, I…”

His voice breaks, he’s damn near tearing up, panic rising again—and he jumps when Anne cups his face.

“Hey, it’s—it’s all right, Eddie.” She’s making a valiant effort to smile. “Don’t get so worked up. I’m not gonna run screaming.”

“No?” He laughs and sniffs. “Damn. Starting to wonder what it’s gonna take, at this point.”

This is not Nonymos’s only entry on this list. In fact they may just be my favourite fanfic author of all time. Drawn into something is everything everything I want from a Venom sequel, emotional, kinky, romantic, and poly.

OTP: Fight Club by MorganOfTheFey (Detroit: Become Human, RK900/Gavin)

"One hundred. Ten X," Nines says, voice flat enough it almost doesn't sound like bragging. "I would have been decommissioned otherwise."

"Ohhhh. Aw, that's sad. Just," She tries to snap her fingers and gets distracted for a moment when she can't. "Jus'like that?"

"Yeah RK, that's so sad," Gavin echoes. "Can you play yourself despacito?"

His own phone blares the song barely a second later. Gavin drops a few f-bombs fumbling to get it out of his jacket pocket and turn it off. Then as soon as he puts it back in his pocket, it starts up again.

"Thank you for the suggestion, detective," RK900 says. "This is making me feel better."

The fourth part of this is still coming out, and it’s the highlight of my week when the new chapter drops.

Dreams of the Waking Man by Lex_Munroe (Marvel Comics, Wade/Cable, Daken/Bullseye, Wade & Hope)

All at once, it hurts.  It hurts worse than the day Nate died (because Wade couldn’t accept it back then, insisted that Nate had managed to timeslide out, that the busted old telemetry circuit would only let him go forward and he was just lost for a little while).

He sits in the middle of the floor, ducks his head, cries.

She was smarter than he was—than he is.  She’d known all along.  Brave girl.

Timesliding doesn’t work right on Wade, never has, and their cobbled-together sliding module barely had power to take one stringy teenager for one jump.

She’d known she was leaving her parents, that she certainly wouldn’t see one of them again and quite possibly wouldn’t see the other.

Wade allows himself a moment more for grief and shame and humility.  Then he clears his throat and wipes his eyes and gets back to work.

This may be the cleverest fic I’ve ever read. Crossovers, theoretical physics, and the best love story Marvel never wrote.

The Mountains Are The Same by bonehandledknife & Primarybufferpanel (Mad Max: Fury Road, Furiosa/Max, Furiosa/Ace, Everyone & Healthy Coping Mechanisms)

“'Real isn’t how you are made’��� Gilly said with the air of a quote, of a Remembering, “'It’s a thing that happens to you.’”

Rotor closed his eyes in a long blink, “A thing that hurts, innit it right?”

“Sometimes,” Gilly agreed, squeezing his hand, “That’s life though, when you are Real. We all become it bit by bit. But it doesn’t happen if you’re not strong, if you’re not soft, if you’re not sturdy.”

“ But how can y'be all of those at once ?” he wheezed out. It’s getting hard to catch his breath.

“You are all that right now, aren’t you?” Gilly asked him with piercing eyes, “No one else of all these Boys has had the strength to ask for me. And I will Witness you as I have kept all those of my sisters who’ve fallen these past days.”

This series is not always easy, it doesn’t shy away from the hard or the dark or the painful, but it is always worth reading.

The Unspoken Truth by Nonymos (MCU, Clint/Loki)

Barton glared at him like he was trying to decide whether he was being mocked or not, but the next second, his shoulders slumped. Loki was familiar with the feeling – that dreadful feeling of discovering something repulsive in one's own nature.

And then, he waited. He waited for Barton to think and connect the dots, to realize that an obvious solution was standing just before him, to remember how he had felt when waking up tied down, or being forced to drink down the water. The demi-god just stood there, hoping – almost praying for the first time in his life – that his enemy would look up at him with something else than hatred in his eyes.

No one writes kink quite like Nonymos writes kink, and this series is the perfect encapsulation of that.

The Stone Gryphon by rthstewart (Narnia, primarily Gen)

"Tools!" Richard was so shocked he was near speechless. He sat down heavily on the bench and began writing frantically in that strange code. "You are saying that you have observed ordinary crows use tools? Peter, that is… remarkable."

"Well, I've seen Beavers use fishing tackle and sewing machines, so it didn't seem that unusual at the time."

I’m not going to lie, this may not be to everyone’s taste. But, amateur theologian, lover of weird animal facts, and history nerd that I am, there are very few fics more exactly tailored to my interests.

Republic of Heaven Community Radio by ErinPtah (WtNV x His Dark Materials, Cecil/Carlos)

The greeting catches both her and Carlos off-guard. It's not wrong to talk directly to another person's daemon, but it's still a little weird. "Likewise," she stammers.

They're both waiting for the obvious next step, which is for Cecil to introduce his daemon. The fact that Carlos hasn't spotted her yet is understandable — a big community gathering in a small space, you get plenty of daemons breaking away from their humans to socialize directly with each other. Any of the dozen animal shapes currently within ten feet of them could be Cecil's. If his daemon has an unusually high range, there are even more possibilities.

What Cecil says instead is, "If you ever have any important experimental-theology news that you need to share with the town, call me any time! Everyone listens to my show." There's a touch of what Carlos hopes is nothing more sinister than smugness when he adds, "Everyone."

He steps out of the way to let someone else interrogate Carlos, and vanishes into the crowd. Carlos doesn't get a chance to see what daemon he leaves with.

This may be the most carefully thought out crossover I’ve ever read, and I’m a little in awe of ErinPtah’s skills.

The Soul in the Machine by missdreawrites & Troodon (Dishonoured, Corvo/Outsider)

“... Outsider?” Corvo asked, sitting down on the filthy floor. “In the published list of the people who died of the Plague… how many were registered Augments?”

<There have been a total of 231 dead in the past year. Of that group, 100% were Augmented individuals. This number has increased exponentially under Hiram Burrows’ “The Boldest Moves Are The Safest” law, allowing the execution of any individual infected by the Plague.>

“Son of a bitch, ” Corvo swore with feeling. “This is… look at this waste. We aren't even people to them, are we?” He looked down at the body next to him. “And I killed the one person who could help. I did this. I doomed an entire people to plague, and murder and…”

The cyberpunk Dishonoured AU I desperately wish I’d thought of, because it works so very well.

In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury) by scifigrl47 (MCU, Steve/Tony)

“Do you know what the difference between a villain and a super villain is, Stark?” Coulson said, leaning his palms on the tabletop, looming over everything like a very snappily dressed gargoyle.

“Style?” Tony asked, pointing both index fingers in Coulson's direction like the gunslinger that he was. He added a wide grin to the gesture, but Coulson didn't seem to notice.

“A villain has a giant mass of robotic vacuum cleaners that he can sic on his enemies. A super villain gives them the ability to fly.”

“In my defense, I do not actually remember installing repulsor technology in the Roombas,” Tony said, choosing his words carefully. It had been a working theory, sure, but he still wasn't quite sure when he implemented it. Maybe sometime on Tuesday night... That one was a blur. “It was a very long couple of days. So I was as surprised by that as everyone else.”

This doesn’t really count as a rec, since everyone in the fandom has read it already, but it really wouldn’t be fair to draw up a ‘best of the 2010s’ list and not include this.

A Great and Gruesome Height by mokuyoubi (Hannibal, Will/Hannibal)

Bedelia lashes out but Will is quicker. He grabs her wrist, pressing hard between the delicate bones with his thumb, until she makes a soft noise of distress and drops the fork.

Hannibal purses his lips and leans in close to her ear. “Now that is disappointing,” he whispers, and Bedelia has the good sense to be afraid with that mouth so near her skin. He inhales her scent deeply and straightens. “I thought you and I were beyond such petty jabs.”

“Were it not for the fact that you required medical attention, I have no doubt I would have met a similarly crass ending at the hands of your pet,” she says, lip curling in disgust.

Hannibal smiles serenely and says, “Will is a creature entirely of his own making. It is not to me to guide his hand. Merely to share in the sublime perfection of his vision, when he allows it.”

There are many dark!Will stories out there, and most of them are a lot of fun, but few are quite at believable as this one.

[newtarpchronicles]

spring training

ah spring.  that wonderful time of year where flowers bloom, love is born, and a young man (or woman’s) fancy turns to the great American pastime of baseball.

sadly, my only connection to the sport a half dozen farm team pitchers - who at 6′2″ young, fit, and sculpted, remain the very best looking men I have the pleasure to scan.  I wasn’t always invested in this fierce autoimmune reaction to a sport most either enjoy or tolerate with indifference... no, it took a summer of misery on the “Firstmark” little league team to fully develop a dislike for the sport and knock my fragile self esteem back to start.

lest this come across as overly dour, it should be noted my physical education experiences weren’t as miserable as some.  being of lean mass and tall stature, PE teachers initially eyeballed me with a misty eyed optimism.  unfortunately the promising appearance was coupled with a clumsy demeanor and lack of that inborn aggression the truly successful sportos can tap from the earliest of age.

I kinda liked basketball.  once in awhile the fast guy would pass me the ball and I’d manage to shoot over whatever annoying kid was flapping in my face.  sadly any attempt to dribble down court resulted in me going one way while the basketball went the other.  thanks to either some exceptionally annoying, and more skilled defender, or embarrassingly enough my own ineptitude.  picture a spastic, high top clad mantis - clattering down court with a lonely basketball all out front like a loosely held electron about to depart its shell.  unsurprisingly I was never asked to try out for even the most distant JV team... what the hell, it was only one period a day and a whole lot better than the wrestling module.

before enduring the misery of Firstmark I did have a good experience playing softball at a Boys and Girl’s Club league.  in some bizarre break in the time space continuum there were a few games where I pitched.  in retrospect the only way this makes sense if my parents mis-enrolled my eleven year old self in the most recent T-ball alumni’s roster.  a veritable pond skater among amoebas.

for a few Saturdays I was a contender.  and the times I wasn’t such a contender, well I guess there would always be next weekend.  buck up and head towards Baskin Robbins.  I loved this baseball/softball stuff.  checked out library books about it, wanted to learn all I could about strategy and the greats.  there was no question I’d be signing up for the big league of little league.  the tryouts for next season in the massive indoor sports auditorium at nearby Juanita high school.

time passed slowly as it’s wont to do around thirteen turns of the sun.  eventually the day came and I was ready to show my stuff.  holy crap was I not ready for the tsunami of baseball phenom I now was immersed.  it was as if a race of genetically pure super boys, engineered and optimized for all things throwing, pitching, and batting, had been culled from the surrounding two hundred miles and placed in the same echo laden, astro turfed room I found myself.  I had to find out the hard way it’s only me and eight year olds that predictably misjudge the fly balls arc, running far short of where physics and inertia dictate... also realized my woefully pathetic throwing arm was not only unusual, it’s almost poetic in its feebleness.  as painful as it is to admit, you’d have a better chance of getting a good handjob from a trout than seeing me complete a throw from right field to home.  or even second base.    

if you’ve read this far and are keeping up, you must be thinking, “dude can’t catch, dude can’t throw... WTF.  why doesn’t he stay home and finish the latch hook mushroom rug?!”.  who knows ! ... with the understanding and clarity of my advanced age I’d certainly yell that to the young Rich had I the wormhole to do such a thing.  would’ve save me being assigned to the championship team as resident bench warmer, bunter, and token low end roster filler.  hell, the uniform I’d so eagerly anticipated, fit so poorly I spent my copious downtime swimming in undulating waves of kelly green satin.  

all things, good and bad, come to an end.  a few months in I resigned my slot and to this day remember one of the coaches coming to my front door to pick up my assigned equipment.  he was a batting or catching or something coach and sadistic as f*ck.  a cigar chomping asshole right out of a ‘nam movie or Hollywood little league depiction.  I handed him the hanger and he mumbled something about what an adult decision I made.  

“whatever dude” I’ve gotta go organize the orange, brown, and red strands of yarn in the mushroom’s cap.  

[anujjindalofficial]

Ex SBI PO turned Entrepreneur from Delhi is revolutionizing the Online Education

Anuj Jindal was working as an SBI PO in Mumbai when he realized that the normal 9–5 office life was not for him. For him, there had to be more to life than that. Even in those days, he had an inkling that somewhere in him lay a teacher, and that teaching would be the profession that would suit him best.

So, after 3 months of working as an SBI PO, he followed his calling and took admission into the M. Com program at the prestigious Delhi School of Economics (DSE), and incidentally, it was here that he would first discover his exemplary knack for teaching and his ability to positively impact the society while doing the same. Over the next year, he would go on to complete his M. Com degree, and also simultaneously grow as a teacher par excellence.

However, it would only be later, during his preparations for the RBI Grade B exam that he would finally turn his head towards the need for a robust online education setup for govt. job entrance exams.

Basically, the thing that really did trigger his transformation from being a mundane employee at SBI to a visionary entrepreneur, was when he sensed the serious lack of efficacy and affordability in the preparation modules for the various Government Job entrance exams in markets of the day. This is exactly the thing that he wanted to fix.

Thus, seeing the massive demand for good quality online education and exam preparation modules, it didn’t take Mr. Jindal a lot of time to realize what direction he had to take.

That was how the brand called anujjindal.in would eventually come into existence.

The Story of the Brand and Owner.

Anuj Jindal’s tryst with being an entrepreneur was inspired by two events. The first was when he realized that his teaching ability was impeccable, and the second was when he recognized the sector in which his teaching ability was to have the maximum utility.

So, after recognizing the latter, he would create an FB group and start inviting people to join. Here he would teach his students everything they would need to know to crack their RBI Grade B exams, and to his surprise, at the end of the year, a lot of them did.

This initial success would then grant him the required confidence and support that he would need to further his designs of structuring the nascent state of the online education sector in India for his niche. At this point, he would also start to upload videos on YouTube and consequently gain traction online and thus become a successful Youtuber in his own right.

All of this would go on till he would graduate from DSE in the June of 2016. In the meantime, he had also cleared the UGC NET JRF exams, on the basis of which he would start to apply for several teaching posts in colleges all over the nation.

However, during his interviews, he would find that instead of looking for able academic mentors, the education system of the time was looking for able administrators and networkers.

That was when he would finally decide to go through with his gut instinct of formalizing his teaching plans into a legitimate monetizable business model.

Anujjindal.in Platform

Anujjindal.in follows a B2C business model, and sells its study materials and online video courses via the website or the app itself. Through Anujjindal.in website or app students can enroll for the various courses that are in offer.

The courses that are sold via the Anujjindal.in the website is of the preparation for exams like RBI Grade B, UGC NET Commerce, Management, and Economics exams, NABARD Grade A, SEBI Grade A, CTET, and DSSSB.

Elaborating on the brand’s proposal for the customers he serves, Mr. Jindal says,

” The unique selling point of Anujjindal. in is that we excel at teaching topics that are foreign to the educational backgrounds of most of our students.

For example, we are good at teaching the subjects of economics and accounts, which are essential subjects of the commerce stream, to students that have done engineering. And engineering students are mostly those that have never studied any subject outside of the stream of science. So yeah, that’s where we excel.

And, we have the numbers to back our claim too, as a majority of our students that clear the heavy commerce stream-based exams of RBI, SEBI, and NABARD, are engineers by qualification.

Also, we have kept the fees of our courses at a level where every student that comes to us for guidance is able to easily afford the same.”

Owing to the success of the brand of anujjindal.in, the owner Mr. Jindal has been called upon to conduct seminars on the same, by several colleges like DSE, Hansraj, SRCC, and JIMS. He’s also been called upon by the Rotaract Club of India to give talks on entrepreneurship at several other institutions as well.

Apart from giving talks at colleges, he has also worked with the entrepreneurship cell of the Delhi government to cultivate, in young kids, a spirit of hard work and enterprise. To elaborate a bit further on the same, the Delhi govt. had distributed 1000 bucks each to the students of class 11 and 12 in its schools, and then called upon Mr. Jindal to teach the students about how and where to successfully invest the 1000 Rupees and earn profits.

Future plans

” My motivation when I started Anujjindal.in was to impart education to my students in the most innovative, creative, affordable, and interesting ways possible, to make education a process that is fun and invigorating for the students, and the intention has not changed yet, nor do I think it ever will.

Apart from staying true to the motivation that I have already mentioned, I would also like to create teaching methods and processes through which we as teachers can enable students to think in a more interdisciplinary manner, instead of the usual box-like subject-specific thinking.

Also, I know that till now anujjindal.in has primarily been about preparing students to get govt. jobs, but now I am planning to create a platform where people can come and learn some essential life skills such as urban farming, understanding and investing in the stock market, etc.

Through this platform, I would want people to add more meaning and value to their lives and also broaden the horizon of their minds.

The brand is also geared to scale up in the coming months by launching updates on its mobile application as well.”, said Anuj Jindal, EduTech Expert, Founder & CEO, Anujjindal.in

[kevinstuartworld]

Where Can You Get the Best Periodontics Diploma and What Can You Do With It?

A periodontology diploma can go a long way if used properly. You can get a periodontics diploma by enrolling in a periodontology postgraduate course. But before you rush off to find a nice frame for your new diploma, make sure you understand what periodontology is and that you want to be part of it. Having a diploma in periodontology might also mean that you have to make some changes to your practice and that might involve spending more money on equipment and materials. It’s no fun to waste time and money preparing and studying and ending up giving up or not using that diploma at all.

What Does Having A Periodontology Diploma Mean?

Having a periodontology diploma means that you, as a dentist have taken and successfully graduated a periodontology postgraduate course. A course like this takes usually 12 month to complete and covers everything from the basis of periodontology to complex periodontal and multidisciplinary case management. After you finish the course, you receive your periodontology diploma which is recognized in most cases both inside the country and internationally.

A periodontology diploma  means that you are able to handle several conditions such as gum inflammation, root infections and several other diseases of the mouth, and even dental implants. Basically, a periodontist makes sure that the tissues which holds the teeth on the dental arch is healthy. If the tissues are not healthy there are a series of procedures a periodontist can perform, both invasive and none-invasive, in order to make sure that the gums and teeth are healthy again.

Technically any dentists can take a periodontology course and get a periodontology diploma. It all depends on if they want to do so and if it is the right move for their practice. Although it isn’t a very long or particularly challenging course to take, some dentists might not want to take it and choose something else. Periodontology isn’t just for everybody. Periodontologists have to have a very steady hand and have to be able to take important decisions quickly. They also need to be comfortable working very close with someone for long periods of time.

Having a periodontology diploma doesn’t just mean that a dentist attended a year’s long course. It also means that he has developed a particular set of skills that he will need in order to treat his patients with the utmost care and professionalism. Being a periodotologist doesn’t just mean you get to clean plaque off of teeth and rub inflamed gums with various ointments. It means that you are in the first line of defense against gum disease and other unseen perils.

How Can You Get a Periodontics Diploma?

A  periodontics diploma  takes about a year to obtain. This is done after completing a course such as the one offered by the London Dental Institute. Their course on periodontology is structured in 6 modules and is delivered using a blended system that includes theoretical teaching being done over the internet via interactive webinars and tutor live support and a 2 week period of face to face interaction in London in order for the dentist to get the right amount of practical teaching too.

The beauty of the theoretical being taught using the internet is that the attendant can choose to read the material whenever he wants, thus helping him learn at his own pace. Also, the webinars are laced with real time tutorials, making the whole experience a very immersive one indeed. Students are encouraged to ask questions both during the webinars as well as in the online study club which is opened to any and all enrolled students. All in all it’s a very well-rounded experience, managing to properly balance both theoretical teaching and practical aspects without intruding on the students’ life more than absolutely necessary.

Where Can You Get the Best Periodontics Diploma?

There are a lot of dentistry schools and institutions that offer special postgraduate programs, including ones for a periodontics diploma. A simple Google search returns literally thousands of entries consisting of lists of schools that offer such programs. But the real question is which one is the right one for you. And that is one tricky question to answer. Firstly, you have to identify which schools can give you a periodontics diploma. Of course, you’ll want to make sure that this is what you want. You can change your course once you’ve started, but you would be wasting both time and money.

Secondly, try and make a ranking of those schools using various criteria such as distance from your home, fees, facility features and whatever else you think is important to you. At this point you should have an idea about what your options are. You’ll want to include the schools that offer online courses as well, just as a fallback in case you don’t find anything you want or like in your original list. Keep in mind that some schools charge more because of their reputation. You might get the same, if not a better experience at a school that doesn’t have the same pedigree but costs way less. Granted, some schools may have a different way of doing things, but that doesn’t justify the costs. Don’t forget that you’re going there to study, not moving into a new home. A fancy looking periodontics diploma is worth just as much as a plain looking one.

The next thing you have to do now is start doing research about each school and its’ periodontics postgraduate program. Try using blogs and forums associated to the school or campus in order to get a better idea about how things are in a particular school. If you have the time you can even sit in on a lecture or two. Some schools allow people from the outside that are looking to enroll to audit their classes before making a decision. In the end, choose the one that you think best suits your needs. Research is good, but nobody can know what you need and want better than yourself. 

[caffeineivore]

Many thanks...

To @apsaraqueen and @antivanonmytongue for helping me plot out this segment of fic. Therefore, dedicated to them because they are awesome ladies :P

Title: Yuan Fen

Ship: R/J AU

Notes: Yuan Fen: Fateful coincidence; destiny which brings two people’s lives together at some point, often through astronomical odds. “It takes hundreds of rebirths to bring two persons to ride in the same boat; it takes a thousand eons to bring two persons to share the same pillow.” A concept related to karma in Chinese Buddism.

Rating: PG/PG13

In which R’s life in NYC catches up with her...

Rachel is dropped off by the hotel by the “Chinese Uber” and returns to find seven missed-call notifications on her iPad’s facetime, all from her ex-boyfriend, Kade Bowen. It’s bizarre and unexpected; certainly, Kade had not made any effort to contact her since their breakup, and seven missed calls in rapid succession hints at a type of desperation very unlike the cool and collected lawyer. Frowning and wondering if something bad has happened in New York, perhaps to her father or maybe some other mutual acquaintance, she returns the call.

Kade picks up after three rings, and his handsome face settles into harassed lines on the screen. “Rachel. It’s half-past nine and I have a meeting in five minutes. I don’t have time right now, I shouldn’t even be answering this at work.”

Rachel’s eyebrows shoot up to her hairline. “Excuse me? I’m just returning your call. I had seven notifications from you. Is everything all right?” By some miracle, she keeps her voice calm rather than shrewish despite the quick surge of irritation at his tone.

“Yes, everything is fine... look, I have to go very soon. Meeting, like I said. Where were you, anyway? I would have thought that you’d have returned to your hotel a lot sooner than now.”

“Out having dinner with a friend, not that it’s any of your business any more,” Rachel snips out, raising her chin. “It’s what normal people do here at seven o’clock or so, local time.”

“You don’t know anyone there. Even if there are some of your grandfather’s contemporaries left in China, I doubt you’d know any of them, considering he was only a young man himself when he’d left.”

Rachel closes her eyes and exhales slowly, counts to ten in her head. It would not do to give Kade the satisfaction of riling her up, not after the nice evening she’d had, and manages to modulate her voice to a tone of bland politeness so pleasant it could freeze a wildfire. “I’m sorry, it’s been close to a month here, in a small group of people that spend lots of time together on a daily basis. Surely you consider me socially adept enough to have made the acquaintance of one or two by now? I would hardly waste it upon you, but I have a more-than-adequate amount of charm at my disposal should the situation require.” The smile she lets cross her lips as she makes this statement is chilly and sharp enough to cut glass. 

“Of course,” Kade seems immune to her sarcasm, and returns her smile with a condescending one of his own. “I never implied otherwise, Rach. Look, I really do have to go, I’ll call you later.”

“Oh, goody. I can’t wait,” Rachel sneers, then disconnects the call before he could get another word in edgewise. 

She deliberately turns on the television and watches an hour of some period drama, complete with wire-fu and swordplay and elaborate costumes, in spite of language barriers and not the faintest idea of the plot, to distract herself before going to bed.

**

Kade facetimes her again, at a quarter to six in the morning, and it wakes her up. Rubbing sleep out of her eyes, she glares at the face in the screen. “What do you want, Kade?”

“I’m sorry if I woke you, but I have a dinner meeting with a client, so this was the only time,” he says, not sounding particularly sorry. “I suppose I should ask you how your trip has been. Hopefully you’ve been taking care of yourself-- I saw a documentary on sanitation standards in foreign countries, and while I’m sure you’re sensible enough to get vaccinated before leaving, you should still take certain precautions...”

“I only drink water out of rusted drain pipes every other day,” Rachel cuts him off with an eyeroll. “And only once did I five-second-rule it when I purchased dodgy street food and dropped it on the ground by accident. Did you need something, or can I get dressed and ready to go about my day?” 

“Go ahead, I can talk while you do all that. I know how long you take in the mornings.” The smug tone in his voice grates on Rachel’s nerves, and she wonders how she’d ever managed to put up with it, let alone for so long. “I don’t have long-- dinner meeting, like I said, so I’m just going to get straight to the point. I want you to come back to me, Rach.”

Rachel pauses, foamy toothbrush halfway from her mouth, and stares at the screen, speechless. He continues, without apparently expecting any response from her. “We’re good together, you know. You’re smart, beautiful, ambitious-- and while I may not have always shown you how much I appreciate those qualities, you should certainly know that I do. Come on, Rach. We’ve known each other forever-- our fathers are partners at the biggest and most prestigious law firm in Manhattan, for godsakes. Your father even dropped in to speak to me after you left me to say how disappointed he was over that whole debacle. His dearest wish is for us to take over the firm eventually. Harris and Bowen will always remain Harris and Bowen-- I’d even let you keep your maiden name if we married, if you liked.”

Rachel sets her mascara wand down before she stabs herself in the eye by accident, and stares at her reflection in the mirror, unsure of whether to cry or laugh hysterically at what she’s hearing. Deliberately, she takes a minute to turn back to the screen. 

“So, you mean to say that you broke it off with Tiffanie. You know, the yoga instructor that you were seeing on the side.”

“Come on, baby! You know that wasn’t-- that was only physical, and...”

“You really called me seven times for this?” Rachel’s voice is vibrating with rage. “So you mean to say that the bimbo, whose g-string I found in the laundry hamper, was ‘only physical’, in the sense that clearly I am not exciting enough in bed for you. But because I am so much more suitable in all other aspects, you’ve, what, progressed from making decisions with your dick to making decisions based on stock portfolio options and the opinions of the country club?! You know what, Kade? I think that yoga instructor Tiffanie with an ‘ie’ is perfect for you.  Congratulations. I hope you two will be very happy together. Goodbye.” 

He calls two more times, and Rachel ignores him both times, but when her father calls, she sighs and picks up. “Yes, dad? If this is about Kade, the answer is no, never again.”

“Well, then.” Trent Harris raises an eyebrow in an expression identical to Rachel’s. “I guess I just got told.”

“Sorry,” Rachel huffs out a breath and takes a seat on the bed. “Kade’s been calling. He’s trying to get back together.”

“I know,” her father says slowly. “I spoke to him the other day-- he’d mentioned that he didn’t really understand why you’d go on this trip, and that he missed you since the two of you broke up.”

“Well, we won’t be getting back together, so you can put that hope to rest if that’s what you’re trying to do.”

“Not completely,” Trent’s voice is low and careful. Rachel has never heard him raise it, except in the courtroom. “I never did the full story on why you broke up, though.”

“He cheated on me,” Rachel says without preamble. “Of course, he says he’s sorry and that it meant nothing. But I don’t feel as though I should have to put up with that.”

“Certainly not,” Trent’s dark brows draw together in a scowl. “My daughter does not have to settle for anything or anybody. I did mention to him that it seemed as though he had made you unhappy, and to fix it. I didn’t know the details, though.”

“Not worth knowing, dad,” Rachel sighs. “Can we not talk about him?”

“Okay.” Trent looks as though he might have something to add, but acquiesces easily enough. “Are you having a good time in China?”

“Yeah, I am,” Rachel smiles her first genuine smile since last night. “It’s beautiful here, even if I’m apparently not physiologically super-compatible with high altitudes. I can see why Gramps wanted to go.”

“That’s good,” Trent nods, then there’s an awkward split-second pause before he speaks again. “I’m glad you’re happy, connecting with that side of your heritage. Your mother would’ve wanted that, too.”

Rachel doesn’t have many memories of her mother, who’d been buried the same year that she’d started first grade, but the solemnity of her father’s expression lets her take his words at face value. Before she says anything else though, her borrowed Chinese iPhone rings.

It’s John. “Where are you? I’m in the hotel lobby, mei nü,” he tells her when she picks up, and she jerks up her head, realizes the time. She was supposed to be down ten minutes ago.

“Crap, I’ll be right down.” She hangs up, then turns back to her father on facetime. “I have to go. I’ll see you back in New York, dad.”

[padfootdidit]

Can you do a drabble for Jily with number 23 or 29 I can't pick? Thank you!

“at it like bunnies”

#23: “The skirt is supposed to be short.”

modern muggle au <3

“The skirt is supposed to be this short.” Lily says, indignant.

Marlene just sniggers. “I didn’t say anything.”

“Your eyebrows did.” Lily inspects herself in the mirror one more time and then turns to face her friend and housemate.

“You look great, can we go now?” Marlene asks, finishing off the bottle of wine in her hand in one take.

“Is she ready?” Mary pops her head around the door, looking hopeful. Lily frowns at both of them. “Aw, don’t be like that Lils, you’ve been an hour.”

“We’re prinking!”

“No, you’re primping.” Marlene just manages to dodge the cushion Lily throws at her.

“Fine then, let’s go.” Lily grabs her bag and pulls Marlene up from the bed.

“She’s ready!” Mary yells as they head downstairs, and the responding cheer from the kitchen makes Lily frown again.

Marlene slings a comforting arm around her shoulder. “We love you really.”

If this was a normal night, Lily would have been ready a long time ago. As it stands though, it’s a fancy dress night and she has a plan. So she accepts the teasing from her friends as they do one last shot and then leave, heading towards the pub, because she knows it will all be worth it.

Except it’s not, not immediately anyway. The first pub, their usual, is packed full of other uni students in fancy dress, all in varying degrees of effort. A pack of boys have stretched their student budget to buy banana outfits whilst, next to them, two girls are wearing black dresses with wooden placards around their next, informing Lily they’ve been arrested for public disturbance. Tegan scowls when she sees them, because she too has opted for the jailbird look but, unlike them, has gone full out.

Mary, barely a ladybug with a red dress and some wings, orders the first round. It helps Lily ignore the fact that the reason she’s wearing her ridiculous get up isn’t in the pub. It does not help her ignore the two leering freshers, Thing 1 and Thing 2, who are clearly making bets about which one of them can get her number. Leering was to be expected though and, like the teasing, Lily takes it because it will be worth it, no one’s got the guts up yet to actually approach her and because in an outfit like hers, she can’t say she wouldn’t stare either.

It had been Marlene’s idea, and Lily had agreed both because she was desperate and because she’d known she’d look good. And she does. The skirt, as short as humanely possible without showing her arse, and the heels, too high for her own good, make her legs look endless. It’s a look that could kill.

It’s also a look, apparently, which boosts her alcohol tolerance and self assurance. So, by the time they reach a club, despite the several rounds of shots and jaeger bombs, she manages to get passed the bouncers without stumbling once. They dance for what feels like hours, Lily spinning with Mary and Tegan and almost breaking her ankle when she drops to the floor during Low with Gemma. Marlene vanishes and returns with a boy, yelling to the girls that he’s got a party at his house.

They go and Lily has almost forgotten why she is wearing what she’s wearing. Then she steps into the boy’s living room and she remembers.

He’s dancing on the other side of the room, with Sirius, of course, and he looks beautiful. Maybe it’s the disco lighting. Maybe it’s the leather jacket he’s wearing. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s in love with him. Whatever it is, he’s never looked fitter and Lily almost runs out of the room before he can get a chance to see her.

“What are you doing?” Mary runs after her, catching her arm just as she’s about to crash into a snogging couple. Who would have guessed that Luigi and Jesus would make such a good coupling.

“Reassessing.” Lily says.

Mary pushes a shot into her hand. “Liquid luck. You can do this, Evans, we all know you can.”

Lily tips back the shot and, with his nickname for her ringing in her ears, regains her confidence. “I can do this.”

“Yes!” Mary pushes her back in the direction of the living room and Lily smiles to herself, ready to conquer.

Sirius spots her first and a smile sneaks across his face, making her think he knows exactly what she’s doing. She gives him a wink and stops behind her reason for spending £20 on an outfit she might never wear again.

“Can bunnies hop in heels that high?” Sirius asks her and James, realising his best mate is speaking to someone else, turns around.

It’s as if he’s been punched in the stomach. His mouth drops open, his drink falls out of his hand and it’s all very dramatic. Lily smiles.

“Alright, Evans?” He chokes, eyes tearing over her body like he’ll never get another chance to see her.

“Actually, they call me the Easter Bunny.” She points at the fuzzy ears on her head.

Sirius, grinning, slaps James on the back, and leaves with a smug, “Good luck with this one, mate.”

“I-I…” James is blushing now and Lily reckons his costume, Danny Zuko, would be ashamed. “The Easter bunny doesn’t wear crop tops.”

“Have you met the Easter bunny?”

“I’m just hazarding a guess,” he seems to regained some of his motor skills because his mouth closes and he runs a hand through his hair. Lily realises it’s the first time she’s seen it actually obey hair gel, fashioned into a quiff.

“I’ll let him know you have a complaint about the uniform,” she shrugs.

“No!” He blushes again. “Not a complaint, I’m not complaining,” his eyes flick down to her legs, “no one’s complaining.”

Lily can feel herself blushing too, only his eyes having the power to make her feel nervous. Maybe the white crop top and leather skirt was too much. But it certainly got his attention. That was the aim.

Since the first week of freshers, they’ve bounced off of each other, bickering and debating and getting kicked out of a record number of pubs. Then it turned out they had chosen almost all of the same modules and their seminar room had almost gone up in flames. It had taken two terms, but the arguing soon became friendly and then appreciative and then, not that either or them realised or would admit to it, flirtatious. Then Lily had gone and fallen in love with him and it had gone tits up. Mainly because he wasn’t in love with her back. Not that she knew that - it was just an assumption. Until Peter had ‘accidentally’ sent her a screenshot of their group chat and Sirius had ‘accidentally’ sent her a snapchat of a drunken James and Remus had ‘accidentally’ told Marlene that James was in love with Lily. Then it had been less of an assumption and more something she needed to confirm. Because if she loved him and he loved her then Lily didn’t want to waste another second not being with him. And not kissing him. Kissing him was definitely high on the list of aims she needed her plan to achieve.

“So, no complaints… you like it then?” She gives him a twirl, just because she can, and because she knows the little fluff tail draws all eyes right to her arse, and then down her legs. When she comes full circle, his eyes are still focused down. She smirks.

“Compliments. No complaints, just compliments.” He nods, excessively.

“I’m glad you like it. I wore it for you.” It’s bold. It’s even bolder than when she told him he looked like a Conservative. It’s even bolder than when she swore at him mid-debate, in front of their lecturer. It’s even bolder than when she kissed some guy at a club two months ago, just because she knew he was looking.

James takes a second. “For me?” He frowns. “I don’t understand.”

Lily rolls her eyes. “I didn’t think it would take you this long to catch on.” But she’s worried now, worried that her bare midriff and legs aren’t enough of a hint. Of course it’s for you, you arse. She thinks.

“But -” he runs a hand through his hair and she knows the quiff has no chance of surviving. “Sirius said you liked him?”

“Sirius is a liar.” She says, making a mental note to hit Sirius over the head with something heavy.

“He said you called me an idiot.”

“I have called you an idiot. On many occasions. Just because I like you doesn’t mean you’re not an idiot. in fact, you’re kind of proving me right.”

James stutters. “Like me?”

“Yes.”

He looks her up and down again. “You wore that because you like me?”

“You were taking too long. I thought I’d make the first move.” She bits her lip, shy. “Has it worked?”

“I have a semi.” James says it matter-of-factly and, it’s so out of the blue that Lily can’t help but laugh.

“That was meant to come later, but I’ll take it now.”

“That’s what she said…” Absentminded, James steps forwards and cups her cheek with his hand. “So you like me? I like you too.”

“I fucking hope so. Otherwise you owe -”

“McGonagall was right then. We both do take too long to get to the point.” And he’s kissing her and she can’t breathe and then she can and it’s his breath and they’re kissing. She buries her hand in his hair, destroying the quiff completely, and only stops kissing him when a wolf whistle pierces through the music.

He rests his forehead against hers.

She smiles up at him. “Not bad Potter, not bad.”

Later, when they’re in bed and can’t take their hands off each other, he kisses her neck, “By the way, the skirt -”

“It’s supposed to be this short,” she says, arching her back.

James laughs. “I was just going to say, if you want to keep it on… no complaints.”

“I’ll tell the easter bunny.”

[garamonder]

An Introduction

A Spider-Man: Homecoming/Avengers story.

Summary: After the Avengers have reunited, a surprise visitor to Midtown High leaves Peter scrambling to protect his secret identity.

General/Humor, 2655 words, one-shot.

AO3 or

It was a small blessing that when Peter walked into school Monday he got to his locker without running into anyone he knew—that is, anyone he knew who would acknowledge him. Since ‘dumping’ Liz at Homecoming the previous year he hadn’t managed to turn the tide of cold shoulders from her many friends—not her fault, she’d tried to warn them off. That, and the rock star disregard he’d drummed up with the popular kids already, made for a pretty quiet hallway strut. First and second periods had been canceled for a mysterious assembly, as announced over the speakers on the Friday before. Or had Principal Morita said the reason? He couldn’t remember. It was probably another pep rally. Their football team was shooting for a city championship, which was a rarity for the technology magnet school and kept the cheerleaders in business. Usually some of the band geeks got conscripted into this stuff but Peter apparently hadn’t drawn the short straw this time. Probably for the best, as his tuba practice had borne much of the suffering of his limited attentions. Peter slung his backpack into his locker and picked up the media bag he’d had the responsibility for over the weekend (the members of his academic decathlon club rotated.) Checking that the Apple TV, remote, and sundry other gear was present and accounted for, he started for Mr. Harrington’s office to drop the bag off. Students were taking advantage of the relaxed schedule and milling around before filing into the gym. There was an unusually excited hum in the air, and Peter caught snatches of conversation as he threaded his way through the crowd. “Can’t believe he’s here—” “He’s even better looking in person—” “I’m gonna ask him to be my prom date, didn’t Justin Bieber tell that one girl yes—” “Think he’ll lift a car for us?” That last one made Peter swing around, but the speaker had already moved on toward the gym. Something a little more interesting than the standard rally this time, it would appear, unless the quarterback had really upped his game. Some ways off he spied Betty Brant talking excitedly before a camera. Even her normally poker-faced co-host was animated, waving his mic around with a big grin. A gaggle of students had formed at the cement-block corner of the next hallway, peering around it in the obvious way of kids who were trying to not be obvious. Peter needed to go down that hallway, where Mr. Harrington’s office sat at the other end in a sad little cluster of advisory offices. Ned had called it the jail block once because no one ever went down there willingly. Mr. Harrington’s office was always stacked full of new theses he never seemed to finish, which Peter found slightly depressing. Engrossed in parting the sea, he’d forgotten to check for whatever everyone was obsessing over until he’d fought his way around the corner and came face-to-face with— Captain America. He stood there chatting amiably with Principal Morita, whom they knew to be the grandson of Private Jim Morita, a Howling Commando and Steve Rogers’s brother-in-arms. Instinctual paranoia made Peter freeze—shit, had Captain America tracked him down? What had Mr. Stark told him? No, he was here for the assembly, right? They glanced in his direction and Peter barely had time to think Oh, God, before the Principal waved him over. No time to pretend like he hadn’t seen. He came forward stiffly. Somehow his knees had forgotten how to bend. Students stared at his back. Steve Rogers would recognize his voice, Peter knew, mind racing. Why hadn’t he asked Mr. Stark for a voice modulator, something lower on the scale of ridiculousness than the interrogation mode? He was plum shit out of luck. Shit on a stick, hopefully Cap wouldn’t just give him away in front of everybody…wait! “Peter!” Principal Morita greeted warmly. “No need to tell you who this is, I’m sure…” Captain America smiled at him, and Peter almost forgot they knew each other. “Hi,” he rasped, gesturing at his throat. He dropped his voice to a hoarse whisper. “Sorry—had a cold over the weekend—” “Oh,” frowned Principal Morita. “Was it the mono? I know the nurse is trying to stamp that out, it’s going around the chess club—” God, he was such a principal sometimes. “No!” said Peter, trying to strangle the horror in his voice. Exactly who in the chess club did Mr. Morita suspect of giving Peter mono? Then he remembered that Liz had been a member the previous year, and went scarlet. Captain America stifled a grin. “Well, I’m glad to see your commitment to school,” Principal Morita continued on with what Peter was convinced was deliberate obliviousness, “assuming you’re not contagious.” “I’m not contagious,” Peter muttered, wondering if this was a brilliantly passive-aggressive swipe at his absences. “A dutiful student,” said Steve Rogers with a small smile. Peter tried to smile, feeling uncomfortably exposed. He’d underestimated the security afforded by keeping the mask between himself and the Avengers; the anonymity had come to be a second skin. “Peter here interns for Stark Industries,” said Principal Morita with a gesture to the youth, who felt his stomach drop. “Oh—actually, would you have met already? I know some of Peter’s duties have had him cross paths with Avengers before.” “Oh, really?” Captain Rogers said with interest, peering at him. “No, uh, not yet,” croaked Peter, whose hands were getting clammy, “I started interning when…um, during the time when…” “Ah,” said Captain America with understanding. “Yes. We wouldn’t have met then. Well, it’s good to meet you now.” He held out a gauntleted hand and Peter shook it. Anyone else might have been overawed yet Peter couldn’t help but stare him in the eye and think, I saved your neck once. That was the thing about secret identities: you hid them even from your fellow Avengers. He’d fought Captain America and fought beside him; he’d stolen his shield once, and recovered it another time. Together they had worked to gather the Infinity Stones before Thanos could construct the weapon of ultimate, devastating power. They’d argued over the best delis in New York. And Peter had, in fact, saved Cap’s neck, as Cap had saved his. “What do you do for Stark Industries?” “Engineering department,” said Peter automatically, concentrating on keeping his words to a phlegmatic whisper. “Robotics.” “Very hush hush,” said Principal Morita, and Peter was positive he’d caught a sardonic note this time. His suspicious glance at the school administrator was interrupted by Captain America’s knowing chuckle. “Are you in a nondisclosure contract? What’s he got you up to?” Peter smiled weakly. “Programming a better toaster.” Both men laughed and Peter relaxed a hair. One single hair. Stark Industries had its hands in many pies, not all of them related to security and homeworld defense. Peter was pretty sure they’d patented one of the coffee pots he’d seen at IKEA. Sometimes Mr. Stark said things about sentient microwaves that Peter was not entirely certain were in complete jest. The month before, Peter had asked Mr. Stark for something to show-and-tell his programming teacher for some of the time spent at his internship, and the billionaire had tossed him a funny discarded device he’d called an UnLazy Susan that had made for a pretty neat little robot once Peter had reprogrammed its purpose to be more comprehensive than passing the butter. He renamed it the Desk Caddy and it brought him his pencils and made dumb jokes when prompted and he felt sort of bad for it. Suddenly Peter wondered whether Captain America was the only Avenger there that day, or if Principal Morita’s connection to the Howling Commando had warranted a trip from the rest of the team. “So uh, you’re the big guest today?” he prompted hoarsely, mentally crossing his fingers. Black Panther was the one who really made him nervous; for some reason he suspected the Wakandan king had a keener sense of smell than he let on, and it would not be fooled by Peter’s new Axe deodorant (the suit came with its own) and the myriad grody scents a high school gym offered. “Yes, just me. I knew your principal’s grandfather back in the day,” Captain America said, and Peter reflected, a little sadly, that Steve Roger’s ‘day’ must feel much more recent than the interim decades after they’d parted. To him, a young Private Jim Morita had last grinned only six years ago. “Yeah,” he murmured, smiling at Mr. Morita’s pride. Principal Morita noticed the media bag Peter was clutching. “Don’t make Mr. Harrington fret, you know what happened to the last Apple TV—” another student had programmed it to go rogue and wildly misinterpret their YouTube search requests until Mr. Harrington, almost in tears, had slammed a textbook on it—and waved him on, reminding him not to be late for the assembly. Before he moved forward, Peter paused and met Captain America’s gaze for what would probably be the last time. The next time they saw each other it would be on a battlefield as likely as not, and the Captain would see only the mask. For the first time Peter was a little sorry about that. He wondered if the Avengers ever withheld any of their trust for the comrade who refused to show them his face. If they did, he couldn’t blame them. They did not even know his name. For his part, he trusted them wholeheartedly. It was not out of suspicion that he hid. Maybe he’d tell them that next time. It was important to tell people they mattered to you, Uncle Ben always said. “It was really good to meet you,” he said, and held out his hand again. Steve Rogers considered him for a moment, then shook his hand firmly. “You too, Peter.” Peter could not help but smile. He nodded and went on through the crowd with relief, distantly noting the strange looks other students were directing his way but mostly glad to get out from under the scrutiny. Mr. Harrington was delighted as he always was every Monday when the brave little Apple tv found its way back to him. Ned caught him once he’d left the jail block and seized his arm. “Dude!” he hissed. “I know!” Peter whispered back. “I saw him already, Principal Morita caught me, I had to pretend I had a cold and lost my voice but if anybody asks it’s not mono, okay?” “Okay,” buzzed Ned, craning his head for a glimpse of the Avenger, “but who knew the chess club got around like that?” Liz had briefly been in chess club. She’d moved to Oregon well before the mono outbreak and her rep was thus in the clear but Peter still felt vaguely compelled to defend her honor, which had extended to every one of her pursuits. “White knight to D2,” cackled Ned, when Peter told him. “Queens get to make any move, remember? Ow—I’m joking!” They joined the current of students swarming into the gym. Normally the auditorium was reserved for speeches but the gym bleachers could pack more seats. Peter and Ned squeezed into a row near the top and joined in the enthusiastic applause once the Avenger was introduced and walked to the microphone stand. It was weird, thought Peter, staring at him, how he could look small in that space. Rogers raised his hands for silence that was some time coming. To the side Peter could see a couple of camera crews trying to be inobstrusive and preened a little that their school would be the one to get featured on the evening news. Mr. Delmar would lose his mind; he loved Captain America almost as much as he loved Spider-Man. To the student body’s collective disappointment Captain America didn’t address the temporary war between the Avengers or his part in defending the world. There were no anecdotes or name-dropping. Instead, he spoke to them very seriously about integrity. He talked about doing the right thing, about respect, about the kind of quiet courage that stood up to the insidious natures of greed and anger. Although it was another wholesome topic that could have been expected from the Avenger, Peter uneasily recalled the recent William Burnside disaster—which the UN had denied subsidizing but Peter had his doubts, as did Mr. Stark, who had been white-faced with fury by the debacle’s end—and wondered whether the Captain’s words were inspired by it, as he detected a note of melancholy in them. Teenagers tended to tune out lectures of the after-school special variety. They heard them all the time in homeroom class and saw them emblazoned on inspirational posters, fluffy kittens optional. Even the rerecorded pep talks Cap seemed to have for every occasion like Hallmark cards were usually ignored in favor of whispered gossip and last-minute homework. Not here. The gym was quieter than Peter had ever heard it during an assembly: no fidgeting, no hissed chatter or suppressed giggling, not even Dan Young’s noisy asthmatic inhales. They got lectured at often but were rarely spoken to like equals, like adults. Someone was actually taking notes and when they dropped their pencil people rows away flinched. It was like a spell had stilled the students and held them with rapt attention. Did Peter have integrity? He wondered, listening and staring at the makeshift platform the speaker stood on. He sort of did, right? He made mistakes sometimes, results of inexperience and youth and recklessness, but he wanted to do the right thing. Were morals and integrity the same? Suddenly he wanted to ask Aunt May, wanted her to tell him yes, he was a good person. Even when it felt like he was balking at some of the things asked of him. Once Thor, possibly after a few Asgardian ales he’d squirreled away somewhere, told Peter he thought the kid might have been able to lift Mjolnir but for his refusal to kill when necessary. It was a compliment, the hero rumbled, and by the looks on the other Avengers’ faces he thought it really must have been. Peter had been kind of flattered but also unsure. They’d never know, the hammer had shattered. Deep down Peter was secretly glad it wasn’t a test he’d ever have to fail. Uncle Ben could have told him too, he’d been the kindest man Peter had ever known. The talk wasn’t long, or maybe it was. When the Captain stopped speaking there was a hush in the auditorium before the break of applause roused everyone. Ned turned to Peter, his face shining. Peter had seen living example of all the things Cap had just spoken of; yet he was a little spellbound too. Every once in a while he was a kid among giants again. He knew he belonged on the Avengers. He did. It was sometimes just hard to believe he was there at all. Maybe it was just humbling to be reminded why he spent most of his free nights swinging around Queens, doing what he could there. Low chatter resumed once Captain Rogers had taken his exit from the ad hoc stage and spoke more with the principal, who seemed pleased. The next rally would be considerably less interesting, and Peter would probably have to dust off his tuba for it. They were filing out when Rogers caught Peter’s eye from across the gym floor. Sometimes the world tossed you a little scrap of karma. “Good luck with the smart toasters,” called Captain America. “See you around.” Peter grinned and waved back. Students regarded the in-joke with awe and glanced at Peter in new appreciation, who silently thanked the Avenger for single handedly restoring some of his street credit. If only Liz had been there to see it, he thought, sighing.

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Moritz Bauer makes Celtic Europa League prediction as right-back raves about rival Hatem Abd Elhamed

Well-travelled Moritz Bauer witnessed some of the greatest ever European games last season after calling in favours from friends to land tickets.

Now the on-loan Celtic star aims to create some memories of his own as he prepares to make his Hoops Euro bow against Cluj at Parkhead tomorrow night.

Bauer is buddies with Liverpool’s Xherdan Shaqiri from their time together in the Swiss international youth set-up.

And the full back was at Anfield on that unforgettable night as Jurgen Klopp’s men staged an incredible comeback to beat the mighty Barcelona 4-0 to book a place in the Champions League Final.

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The 27-year-old is also good friends with Ajax’s Dusan Tadic and was there when they were on the wrong end of another astonishing turnaround as Spurs won at the death in Amsterdam.

And Bauer was at the Wanda Metropolitano Stadium for the final itself with Shaqiri an unused sub for Liverpool’s 2-0 win over their Premier League rivals.

The defender just came up short in his bid to reach the group stage with one of his former clubs Grasshopper Zurich with Lyon, Fiorentina, Lille and Brugge blocking his path on four separate occasions.

But Bauer has the chance to sample it at Celtic starting with tomorrow night’s Europa League Group E revenge mission against the Romanians who eliminated the Hoops from the Champions League qualifiers.

The defender was an unused sub for the 1-1 opening group draw against French Cup winners Rennes.

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And Bauer said: “Last season, because I had such a good contact with Xherdan Shaqiri, I was often at Anfield to watch Champions League nights.

“I was at THAT Barcelona match and it was great. They were quite down after losing the first game 3-0 but they did it. And to be honest I was really blessed because I’m also friends with Dusan Tadic from Ajax so I watched both semi-finals and the final.

“It was like all my Christmases and birthdays came at once. I got tickets for all the games because I had friends in all these teams so it was really interesting.

“It gives you a taste for it and you want to get that with Celtic.

“To play in Europe is a great thing and I can’t wait to experience a European night at Parkhead but we also want to be successful domestically.

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“I played in the playoff round in the Europa League and Champions League for Grasshopper – we played Lyon, Fiorentina, Lille and Brugge.

“It would have been great to qualify for the group stage and we were close. I could smell the atmosphere of European nights.

“We have the squad to do well in Europe and we have more variety in the squad with the players we have added.

“There is a lot of balance which helps because we have six games in three weeks so we will use all the squad.”

Bauer made only his second start for Celtic in the 1-1 draw against Hibs at Easter Road as he filled Hatem Abd Elhamed’s boots.

Israeli international Elhamed has made an impressive start to his Parkhead career and Bauer insists that kind of competition can only help him raise his game.

He said: “Hatem arrived with a slight injury but played a fantastic game in the derby against Rangers. He did a terrific job when needed.

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“We’re different characters and maybe I can add more attacking football while he’s a great defender. We have a lot of games in the next three weeks and will need every player.

“We have to be focused on all competitions. There is no point losing in the league and winning in Europe. It will be different tactics for every game.

“And it’s up to the gaffer how he wants to play with the full backs and that was probably the thinking of the board and the manager when they signed me.

“I’m very happy to be here and the competition should be good because you won’t let your standard drop.

“I can learn from Hatem and he’s an international so we’ll make each other better.

“I try to adapt and I enjoy being part of a good group and I’m lucky to speak different languages.

“I can understand the jokes but the Scottish accent is one I have to get the hang of. Scott Brown is a very funny guy and an iconic figure in this club.

“He has some more years on his CV and more titles and I look forward to learning from him.”

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Bauer has been capped six times for Austria but was left out of boss Franco Foda’s squad for last month’s Euro 2020 qualifiers against Latvia and Poland.

He admitted that was a blessing as he settled into life in Scotland but could be on a collision course with right-back rival Elhamed as they face Israel and Slovenia this month.

He said: “It was the first time I wasn’t too disappointed not to be called up to the national team because I had a lot of things to do and I was able to use the time.

“We are third in the qualifying group, just a point behind Slovenia, and we still have to play them so it’s all to play for in a tight group with Israel, Slovenia and Poland but we’re up there and it’s a big target to qualify.

“I haven’t bought a house yet but I found an apartment. Nobody likes to be in a hotel but there are no excuses.”

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When His Roster Outgrew His Classroom, This Prof Mastered Modular Online Curriculum

It was an unanticipated scheduling issue that challenged Dr. Bruce Robertson to completely redesign a classroom course to fit an online/in-class hybrid format—in just two weeks.

Robertson has long believed that the linear approach to teaching may not be right for everyone.

Right before the start of the Fall semester in 2002, Robertson learned that the 400-seat movie theater that held his Principles of Marketing class at San Francisco State University would no longer be available. In its stead, he was offered a 150-seat classroom on campus. The only way to overcome the seating limitation was to turn to technology. As it happens, that was one of the best things that ever happened to him. In fact, it is the reason his sought-after courses now are able to accommodate up to 1,400 people per semester—offering each student a learning experience that is more flexible, personalized, and engaging than ever before.

Recently, Robertson became a member of the Course Hero Faculty Club, a platform where professionals in higher education share their teaching innovations, inspiration, and practical advice with the goal of helping all students learn deeply and graduate confident and prepared. He spoke with Course Hero about how he transformed his classes using a modular approach—and the unexpected benefits he has seen since.

Join the Club: Educators interested in learning more about Faculty Club opportunities, or being featured in an interview, are invited to reach out to us at educators@coursehero.com.

Using tech to personalize learning

Robertson has long believed that the linear approach to teaching may not be right for everyone. Different students have different approaches to learning, he says. “But they’re all expected to run through the same program, and the program is linear—which means we do chapter 1, then we do chapter 2, then we do chapter 3.” This, he says, leaves some students bored for the first few weeks, while others struggle through the introductory material.

Robertson notes that redesigning a curriculum using modules allows educators to build a cache of materials a little at a time.

When forced to redesign his course, Robertson saw an opportunity to move toward a curriculum that offered more flexibility than his linear syllabus ever could. His choice: modular learning. In this system, students choose from a menu of content delivery options (textbook, downloadable study guides, lectures) and interaction options (in-person or online). Students can complete modules at their own pace and in any order, creating an individualized experience. Today’s technologies, he notes, make it easier than ever to create, distribute, and navigate such a curriculum.

“What we’re doing is redesigning courses that are appropriate to the technology that’s available today,” says Robertson. “If I have the technology infrastructure set up, there’s no reason for two students to have to have the same experience in an online classroom.”

Creating modules, one step at a time

In 2002, Robertson began to “chunk” his long lectures into short videos, each focusing on a specific topic. Over the next few years, he also interviewed dozens of experts in the subject and applied for a technology grant, which he used to redesign his website to support modular learning. In 2013, he documented the experience in a case study in the Atlantic Marketing Journal, titled “Operating a Very Large-Section, Hybrid Principles of Marketing Class at a Public University: Lessons Learned over Ten Years.”

Today, Robertson’s course consists of 150 to 200 online modules, each of which includes a video presentation, a section from his own book Marketing Fundamentals for Future Professionals, and—coming soon—an active learning exercise. (See sidebar, “Robertson’s Content Options for Hybrid Courses.”)

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Adapting to a modular curriculum

Robertson notes that redesigning a curriculum using modules allows educators to build a cache of materials a little at a time. Also, since one module can be added or revised without affecting the others, it is easy to redesign course content piecemeal, as the need arises.

Here are the steps he recommends for getting started:

1. Seek out tech support

Creating engaging online education materials requires teamwork, collaboration, and creativity, Robertson says. “This isn’t something that you meander into.” To this end, he has built partnerships with graphic designers, programmers, and videographers. It is vital, he says, to find people who understand the technology and visual presentation. “I’ve been trained in the blackboard- and text-oriented world,” he says. “But nowadays, [student learning] is very graphic and video-oriented—which is a different skill set.”

2. Edit, then edit some more

Robertson created his first modules by breaking his 75-minute lectures into YouTube videos of about 15 minutes each. However, he soon realized these videos were still too long. “I took an online [business] class,” he says, “and it was torture.” He decided that it was unrealistic to ask his students to watch more than 10 minutes at a time. “I’d like to get it down to two to three minutes per video.”

3. Provide recommended paths

While the goal for modules is that they be mixed and matched, it is extremely beneficial to provide at least three or four suggested paths, says Robertson. For example, one path might be for non-business majors and another would cater to working marketing professionals. “I would also recommend being able to sort them into beginner and advanced modules,” he says.

4. Offer experiential exercises

Robertson is still planning these exercises; his goal is to let students learn by doing rather than just by consuming. He explains that an experiential exercise can be as simple as a video game, such as the simulation Lemonade Stand. Here, the player is given money, a weather report and lemonade supplies. At the end of the day, students assess how they did and adjust accordingly. He intends to use this module to have students practice “product price promotion and distribution,” with the goal of earning $100.

5. Use technology to make it all manageable

There are so many great things you can do in the online world that are not possible at all in the offline world.

Bruce Robertson

Technology makes it easy to send out reminders, administer quizzes and offer immediate feedback. “There are so many great things you can do in the online world that are not possible at all in the offline world,” he says.

Robertson is also a huge proponent of learning management software. Some systems allow the user to hyperlink a table of contents to an ebook, YouTube video and other supplementary content. This allows for easy navigation and access by students.

6. Experiment with gamification

Robertson is now exploring the use of gamification—creating a set of modules that students will complete to unlock the next level of modules—as is common in video games. This approach combines a sense of control with a feeling of accomplishment, both of which Robertson says drive engagement. “Research has shown that if people feel like they’re in control of whatever they are doing, they will be more satisfied with whatever they are doing.”

Results that speak for themselves

With the module system, 22% more of Robertson’s students are passing his course than ever before. The class also has a good reputation among students, attracting 300 non–business majors each semester. “That’s saying something,” he says.

What also says something: the long-term impact. Many former students have expressed an interest in having access to the modules after graduation. “Ideally, we would make modules available outside class for alumni so when they graduate, they don’t lose access to the materials,” he says.

Consider that version 2.0. And you can bet he is working on it!

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Robertson’s Content Options for Hybrid Courses

Dr. Bruce Robertson delivers content in a variety of ways in his hybrid course, noting that some methods work better than others, depending on the student. Here are his options, along with some of their salient characteristics:

Textbooks—These are written specifically for the class to ensure consistency of content across platforms. Robertson offers:

Traditional bound version, for those who want to keep the book as a resource

Loose-leaf version, makes it easier to take notes in class, and can replace downloadable study guides

E-book

Lectures—These illustrate the topics with relevant, timely examples. These are also delivered in various formats:

In-person lectures allow students to take the class in the traditional manner, and allow real-time Q&As.

Video stream lectures allow same-day access for online students.

YouTube channel offers five- to 10-minute clips for each topic, and allows students to access content after graduating.

Tests—Students have unlimited attempts at quizzes, which allow them to make and correct mistakes without sacrificing their grades. Missed questions, he adds, are far more diagnostic than questions answered correctly. He offers the following:

Live tests offer unlimited attempts for one week; the deadlines encourage students to keep up with class.

Review tests are ungraded practice versions of the live tests. These allow students to have access to the test banks after the live test has expired.

Activities—These are interactive exercises tied to specific topics. For Robertson, this area is still under development.

When His Roster Outgrew His Classroom, This Prof Mastered Modular Online Curriculum published first on https://medium.com/@GetNewDLBusiness

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SCIENCE How Pasteur’s Artistic Insight Changed Chemistry By JOANNA KLEINJUNE 14, 2017 Continue reading the main storyShare This Page Share Tweet Email More Save Photo Crystals of tartaric acid. Louis Pasteur was studying a version of this byproduct of wine production, paratartaric acid, when he articulated the property of chirality. Credit Pasieka/Science Source If you’ve ever had milk, you’re probably familiar with the work of Louis Pasteur, the 19th century French chemist and biologist. He prevented diseases, developing a process — widely known as pasteurization — for killing microbes in milk and wine. He also created vaccines for rabies and anthrax. And his ideas led to the acceptance of germ theory, the notion that tiny organisms caused diseases like cholera. Pasteur even helped us brew better beer. “He’s considered the benefactor of mankind,” said Joseph Gal, a chemist and professor emeritus at the University of Colorado. But before all that, Pasteur was an artist. And without his early creative explorations, he may not have made one of his most monumental, but least talked about, discoveries in science, one with far-reaching implications. In a paper published last month in Nature Chemistry, Dr. Gal explains how a young Pasteur fought against the odds to articulate the existence of chirality, or the way that some molecules exist in mirror-image forms capable of producing very different effects. Today we see chirality’s effects in light, in chemistry and in the body — even in the drugs we take. Continue reading the main story ADVERTISEMENT Continue reading the main story And we might not know a thing about them if it weren’t for the little-known artistic experience of Louis Pasteur, says Dr. Gal. Hands and cue balls Pasteur was born in 1822 to a French family of modest means. His dad was a soldier in Napoleon’s army and a tanner. As a teenager, Pasteur made portraits of his friends, family and dignitaries. But after his father urged him to pursue a more serious profession — one that would feed him — he became a scientist. At the age of 24 he would discover chirality. To understand chirality, consider two objects held up before a mirror: a white cue ball from a pool table and your hand. The reflection of the ball is exactly like the original. If you could reach into that mirror, pull out the reflection and cram it inside the original, they’d match up point for point. But if you tried the same thing with your hand, no matter how much you tried, the mirror image would never fit into the original. Photo Pasteur’s drawing of chiral crystals of paratartaric acid, from 1848. Credit Annales de Chimie et de Physique At the molecular level some objects are like cue balls, and they are always superimposable. But other things are like hands, and they can never be combined. Hands, like the crystals Pasteur would eventually discover, are chiral. And that discovery all came down to an accident in a vat of wine. Molecular secrets in a vat of wine During winemaking, a chemical called tartaric acid builds up on vat walls. In the 18th and 19th centuries, makers of medicine and dyes used this acid. In 1819, factory workers boiled wine too long and accidentally produced paratartaric acid, which had unique properties that intrigued scientists like Pasteur. The study of the acid was related to the study of crystal structures, which at the time seemed like a way to help solve the mystery of how molecules were built. Observing the various ways crystals interacted with light gave scientists clues about their properties. Earlier in the 19th century, Jean-Baptiste Biot, a French physicist, discovered that tartaric acid was optically active. That is, when Biot shined polarized light (which moves out in only one direction, say vertically or horizontally, rather than all directions) through tartaric acid crystals in a solution, they rotated the light clockwise or counterclockwise. But no one knew how the crystals did it. Newsletter Sign UpContinue reading the main story Science Times We’ll bring you stories that capture the wonders of the human body, nature and the cosmos. Sign Up You agree to receive occasional updates and special offers for The New York Times's products and services. SEE SAMPLE MANAGE EMAIL PREFERENCES PRIVACY POLICY OPT OUT OR CONTACT US ANYTIME When studying the paratartaric acid, Pasteur found that it produced two kinds of crystals — one like those found in tartaric acid and another that was the mirror opposite. The crystals were handed, or what the Greeks call chiral (kheir) for hand. And they were not optically active, like the tartaric acid. Pasteur concluded that the mirror-image crystals, together as a 50/50 mix in the solution, canceled out each other’s ability to rotate polarized light. And without even knowing how a molecule was built, just eight months after receiving his doctorate, he said that their molecular structure was chiral, too. Chemistry changed forever. ADVERTISEMENT Continue reading the main story “Several famous or much more accomplished scientists, some well along their illustrious careers studied the same molecules, the same substances,” said Dr. Gal. “Realistically you would think they’d have beaten him to the punch, and yet they missed it.” Photo A portrait of Pasteur, who lived from 1822 to 1895. Credit Culture Club, via Getty Images So why did this young, inexperienced chemist get it right? Dr. Gal thinks the answer might lie in the artistic passions of Pasteur’s youth. Even as a scientist, Pasteur remained closely connected to art. He taught classes on how chemistry could be used in fine art and attended salons. He even carried around a notebook, jotting down 1-4 ratings of artwork he visited. And then Dr. Gal stumbled upon a letter Pasteur had written to his parents about a lithographic portrait he had made of a friend. Lithography back then involved etching a drawing onto a limestone slab with wax or oil and acid, and pressing a white piece of paper on top of it. The resulting picture was transposed, like a mirror image of the drawing left on the slab. In his letter, Pasteur wrote: “I think I have not previously produced anything as well drawn and having as good a resemblance. All who have seen it find it striking. But I greatly fear one thing, that is, that on the paper the portrait will not be as good as on the stone; this is what always happens.” Eureka. “Isn’t this the explanation of how he saw the handedness on the crystals — because he was sensitized to that as an artist?” Dr. Gal proposed. Mirror, mirror, everywhere For various reasons, Pasteur eventually turned to biology. Perhaps he recognized that chirality could play a big role in it, some suggest. We now know that many drugs contain molecules that exist in two chiral forms, and that the two forms can react differently in the body. The most tragic example occurred in the 1950s and ’60s, when doctors prescribed Thalidomide, a drug for morning sickness and other ailments, to pregnant women. The drug also contained a chiral molecule that caused disastrous side effects in many babies. Today, pharmaceutical companies work harder to separate the active and inactive forms of molecules, and the Food and Drug Administration issued rules to crack down on many chiral drugs in the 1990s. But not all are dangerous, and some were grandfathered in. For example, the pain reliever ibuprofen, as formulated in the United States, contains a 50/50 mix of chiral molecules: one that reduces headaches and its mirror image, which does not appear to be harmful. “Many objects in our universe have this property of chirality,” said Dr. Gal. In the mirror, in a vat of wine heated too long, on a piece of limestone and in your body: The non-superimposable hands of the universe were discovered by a man who wanted to be an artist, but settled for science. Like the Science Times page on Facebook. | Sign up for the Science Times newsletter. Continue reading the main story

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Top 7 project management tools for constant business development

Do you have trouble following what exactly is going on at work…

Do you have trouble keeping track of all the ideas arised...

Do you have trouble keeping all work documents organized…

Do you have trouble knowing what your employees are doing all day at work…

Do you have trouble tracking your employee’s location…

Do you have trouble to keep your projects confidential …

Do you have trouble knowing how the company is performing every minute of every day of every month of every year around the clock…

If you do, just chill we have “easy as pie” solution for you; Welcome to the world of progress, organized and profitable work. The products are ready for you to play and succeed endlessly.

Here are our top 7 project management tools for constant business development.

1.Taskque:

Taskque takes our no 1 place folks

Why?

It satisfies all the basic functionalities of a project management tool It has 3 pane system of working which is very user friendly

I remember when my father was struggling to learn to operate computers, He always hated the back button ,he wanted the click to elongate an icon or folder on the same page on the side, and he doesn’t listen if I teach him to try using folders and files layout on the left side panel, he didn’t listen he was a stubborn man like most pops.

This user interface will be a candy land for him to manage his products ,he won’t even care about any other features ,”keep it simple”he used to say , silly pop.

Coming back to our

Features:

“Use taskque to automatically assign tasks when resources are free” is taskque’s tag line which is very catchy and to the point. Taskque is one of the powerful project management tools out there.

Manage unlimited projects, tasks, resources, client list; you name it

Perform discussions; you can make use of discussion minutes to turn a specific discussion to formal documents.

This tool is very friendly to people who are used to the concept of shortcut keys; this tool is for you shortcutkey users……. play and enjoy this tool.

Summary Feature- gets an overview of workplace, project or resources performance with insightful charts. Speaking of charts it also has an elegant Gantt chart to monitor the production, relevant to planning. And many more goodies…

This beauty is priced at Free up to 10 users, then upgraded to $5 per user/month

2.Easyprojects

Yes, yes … easy projects is at no.2 in our list

Why?

If you are an admirer, fan of elegance; this tool is for you, there you go… Replace the mess of spreadsheets, emails and white boards with a simple workspace for everyone to collaborate.

I remember my brother telling me “respect can only be earned; be brave, creative, dedicated, humble and elegant”- brothers… right….. , they sure do like to advice, even though they tell us it’s just an opinion bro…; but he is not wrong

That’s what this tool is; it’s creative, simple, and elegant.

To name a few great

Features:

-To put it simply, it provides all top notch functionalities at its best.

you can collaborate, manage project , manage tasks ,manage resources, Gantt chart, integrations, forms,calendars …bla bla…- yes we know you are classy easyprojects…..;I Don’t wanna bore you with all this official feature list.

What you should know is that it has a feature called business intelligence.

It helps both project managers and executives present and analyze large amounts of data in beautifully designed interactive reports and dashboards.

It enables users to visualize, analyze, and interpret data with greater speed, efficiency, and understanding.

Let me tell you folks, this feature is of high standards.

This elegant tool is priced at $24 per user/month

3.CaseCamp

Yes ……, let me introduce you to our Mr.3 on the list

Why?

One sentence-This tool will make you reach any heights and all your management needs meet.

casecamp provides high quality project management with clean, proficient, elegant and simple to use project management solutions with unique support system

Now its story time, my mom tells me “always have a reliable plan B (consistent support) so you can pursue your dreams, passion , life… better ;with a working support system to spring you right back up, maintaining great stability makes a great man”-thanks mom

That’s what this tool is all about- the great support system; it has unique customization features which are sharp like perfectly tailored suit worn by a man.

To talk about few of mr.3‘s

Features:

-it provides excellent tracking and notification features,

you can manage unlimited projects, tasks, resources with sharp charts and comprehensive analysis and top security features, want your projects to be highly confidential, mr.casecamp will serve you.

it integrates any software the user needs, call it power ups if u will.

mr.casecamp is user friendly, easily accessible in mobile devices both on android and IOS, it provides themes or suites to almost any industry

Mr.Casecamp is priced at

CaseCamp is free up to 10 projects and upgrades to $25/month unlimited users with cloud space up to 10 GB and $50/month unlimited users with cloud space up to 50GB

Mr.casecamp is most cost effective among his contenders,talk about support…..need a clean and classy project management companion to work with, Please meet mr.CaseCamp

4.Admation

Before we talk about our no.4, let me tell you…, this is one of the advanced tools in the market, very well suited for advertising and marketing agencies.

Admation provides four key modules –project planning, approval workflow, resource management and digital asset management.

Expecting a story…? – let me tell you…

“There was warrior ending lives of thousands of enemy soldiers with his great sword, but this warrior was put to death by shooting a arrow through his head from a cheap bow Borrowed from a farmer who used it for hunting”-not a great story hah…. but it signifies that it’s not about what tool you use but when and for what you use it

Features:

It has all the features you need, quite frankly please check it out yourself.

you must check out the concept of online proofing, a rich and unique feature provided by Admation

This exotic baby is priced at

Admation pricing works on requesting quotes.

That’s our exotic no.4 for you

5.Basecamp

I hate to give a number for basecamp but sadly I have named it 5th in our list , if this would have been a list of the coolest tools for collaboration and calendar, Basecamp will be way over top one.

Basecamp is easily the coolest tool on the market. It is extremely user friendly and aesthetically pleasing.

The best thing about base camp is its homepage, its like “damn good” Ok folks I need to tell u this story now, Once I was about to play a song with my guitar in a club. I left the guitar in a place near the performing area to get me a drink from the bar ,I happened to meet a guy who got the drink for me in the crowd, so normally we started talking and laughing on jokes and there was a group of beautiful ,(I mean totally hot)… shhhh…. Girls on our 3 o clock noticing us facing the performing area, as we (me and the new booze buddy) went near the performing area which was near this group of angels, the guy took my guitar in hand not knowing it was mine and went to approach the girls, after a few minutes it was my time to perform, I borrowed the guitar from him and rocked, the stage, if u must know the song, it was “coming back to life”-pink Floyd (Haven’t listened to pink Floyd, stop everything; do that first) Now suddenly I am a rock star there and I happened to get the phone number of the entire group, in separate instances of course, come on …… And I told my sad newly acquired friend, Bro “it’s not about just looking cool; it’s being cool what makes you look cool….”

So basecamp -why cool? , it simply gets the job done

Features:

it has three main compartments in home page one below the other HQ-> teams -> projects, which is very attractive and easy to collaborate, HQ –basically the company’s heads will give all the relevant data to be used and accessed across the teams and projects.

base camp provides reports in the form of documents

Check out the tool to learn more on how cool it is

Our cool buddy is priced at

$99/month for unlimited users and projects.

6.wrike Coming to our number 6 –Wrike

Are you a person very comfortable with accessing folders and files, using a dashboard or panel at the side of the screen like in windows OS, you will enjoy this tool…

It has all basic functionalities of a typical project management tool, totally organisable from the left work panel.

I have an annoying sister who has the habit of organizing all her things in a big cupboard with many compartments so it’s easy for her to access all her cosmetic, clothing and stationary needs through this single cupboard, compartments helps her know where to find what instantly. This is a nice habit she has, but she is still annoying …ha-ha….. Are you u a person who likes to organize things in a similar fashion, this tool is gonna make you fall in love with it

Features:

manage projects, tasks, to do, collaboration with wrike

enjoy assessing the projects using wrike’s detailed reports Check out wrike and start organizing

This compact package is priced at

$9.80/user/month with packages of 5, 10 or 15 users (billed annually)

7.Trello

So this is our no.7 product we are gonna showcase; last but not the least ….; seriously? Yeah….. I know what a clichéd sentence…….;

Trello is certainly not your average project management tool. Are you a person who likes card games, here is an another card game you will love to manage your business projects. Last story I promise- I have an uncle who is a poker genius, a cool carefree guy who lives a loud life, he always tells me, it’s all about having the right card kiddo. And I always get this cheeky smile on my face. Get ready to play your cards

Features:

it has simple User interface, there are boards and cards Boards allows you to create projects and set them on the board and cards allows you to create tasks and to do’s to play with on the board of projects.

you can use the left menu panel to change background, filter cards, add power ups (calendar, charts, drop box…etc), stickers.

This is a great tool to manage and succeed in your business playing with your cards wisely on the board.

This tool set is priced at

$12.50 per team member per month, or $119.99 per team member per year.

I believe you all enjoyed this blog have fun rebloging it

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Meet the 5 Trump Administrations Thomas L. Friedman Thomas L. Friedman FEB. 22, 2017 Continue reading the main storyShare This Page Share Tweet Email More Save 218 It should be clear by now that there are five different Trump administrations swirling before our eyes — Trump Entertainment, Trump Cleanup, Trump Crazy, Trump G.O.P. and the Essential Trump — and no one can predict which will define this presidency, let alone make a success of it. Trump Entertainment shows up every day now in the form of an outrageous “alternative fact,” a pugnacious press conference, a tweet denouncing the news media as “the enemy of the American people” — or as a pep rally in Florida, unconnected to any particular legislative agenda and organized entirely for the purpose of giving the president an ego sugar high. The country, though, is getting addicted to Trump Entertainment. It is hard to avert your gaze from a president who will say anything about anything. It’s so unusual, like a flying elephant or a horse that can talk, that you can’t help but stare. But it’s such a waste of energy. I wonder if the Chinese are spending their days this way. I suspect they’ve added another high-speed rail line just since Trump’s election. Trump Cleanup comprises the adults on his team who follow in the wake of Trump Entertainment and “clarify” what the president meant. It’s Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis assuring the South Koreans that — despite what Trump said — we’ll honor our security commitments to them, or assuring the Iraqis that we’re actually not going to steal their oil. It’s the U.N. ambassador, Nikki Haley, clarifying that — despite what Trump said — we’re still committed to two states for Israelis and Palestinians. Photo President Trump speaking to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday. Credit Al Drago/The New York Times The undisputed boss of Trump Crazy is chief strategist Steve Bannon, who rushed the president’s initial mess of an executive order on immigration. Bannon is dedicated to shrinking the global clout of China, the European Union and Iran, and to making America a country less open to immigration and trade, a country that is whiter and more nationalistic and a country that is as free of Muslim influence and immigrants as possible. He surely encouraged Trump’s attacks on the intelligence community and the media as a way to undermine all independent sources of truth, so that Trump can inject his own reality, through Twitter, directly into the U.S. body politic. Continue reading the main story ADVERTISEMENT Continue reading the main story Trump G.O.P. is led by Reince Priebus and represents the old Republican agenda. It knows that Trump is an invasive species who took over the G.O.P. garden, and Trump G.O.P. is just trying to get the best out of him — to kill Obamacare, cut taxes, deregulate Wall Street, promote fossil fuels and appoint conservative judges — while curbing his worst ideas, like his vow to restrict free trade. So much of the daily reporting about Trump has had to focus on his serial fabrications that it’s distracted us from the Essential Trump, which can be summed up by the most truthful thing he’s said since he started his campaign: “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.” That’s the Essential Trump — a man who values loyalty above all else and who thinks his followers are so stupidly loyal that they wouldn’t convict him for a murder they saw him commit; a man who thinks only he can get the little people more jobs by single-handedly putting the arm on big companies; and a man who has shown no interest in earning the trust of Americans who did not vote for him. He appointed no Democrats to his cabinet and, as his Florida rally underscored, he is only interested in being president of the Trump fan club. When I add up all these Trumps I do not get a good team feeling; I get the feeling of a pickup basketball team. It doesn’t start with a shared vision of what world we’re living in and what are the biggest forces shaping this world. It starts with the conclusions on which Trump bases his facts. Sign Up for the Opinion Today Newsletter Every weekday, get thought-provoking commentary from Op-Ed columnists, the Times editorial board and contributing writers from around the world. Sign Up Receive occasional updates and special offers for The New York Times's products and services. SEE SAMPLE MANAGE EMAIL PREFERENCES PRIVACY POLICY But the fact is we’re living in a world being shaped by vast accelerations in technology, globalization, climate change and population growth, and government’s job is to enable more citizens to thrive in such a world and cushion its worst impacts. These are the facts on which I base my conclusions. In this age, leaders have to challenge citizens to understand that more is required of them if they want to remain in the middle class — that they have to be lifelong learners. It’s an age when the governments that thrive the most will be those that are as open to the world as possible — to get the change signals first and attract the most high-I.Q. risk-takers — and at the same time encourage radical entrepreneurship, provide stronger safety nets like health care, and foster life-learning opportunities for every citizen. They have to go left and right at the same time. They are the governments that are focused not on erecting walls but on preparing citizens to live without them. 218 COMMENTS It’s an age where the best leaders build trust at the top, and between themselves and their people, because trust is what enables teams to move fast and experiment more. It’s an age when to make America great requires doing big hard things, and big hard things can only be done together. And it’s an age when, because of the speed of change, small errors in navigation by a leader can send us hurtling far off track. But maybe Trump’s many administrations will surprise us. Maybe elephants can fly. And maybe not. Follow The New York Times Opinion section on Facebook and Twitter (@NYTopinion), and sign up for the Opinion Today newsletter. A version of this op-ed appears in print on February 22, 2017, on Page A23 of the New York edition with the headline: Meet the 5 Trump administrations. Today's Paper|Subscribe Continue reading the main story

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Meet the 5 Trump Administrations Thomas L. Friedman FEB. 22, 2017 Continue reading the main storyShare This Page Share Tweet Email More Save 218 It should be clear by now that there are five different Trump administrations swirling before our eyes — Trump Entertainment, Trump Cleanup, Trump Crazy, Trump G.O.P. and the Essential Trump — and no one can predict which will define this presidency, let alone make a success of it. Trump Entertainment shows up every day now in the form of an outrageous “alternative fact,” a pugnacious press conference, a tweet denouncing the news media as “the enemy of the American people” — or as a pep rally in Florida, unconnected to any particular legislative agenda and organized entirely for the purpose of giving the president an ego sugar high. The country, though, is getting addicted to Trump Entertainment. It is hard to avert your gaze from a president who will say anything about anything. It’s so unusual, like a flying elephant or a horse that can talk, that you can’t help but stare. But it’s such a waste of energy. I wonder if the Chinese are spending their days this way. I suspect they’ve added another high-speed rail line just since Trump’s election. Trump Cleanup comprises the adults on his team who follow in the wake of Trump Entertainment and “clarify” what the president meant. It’s Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis assuring the South Koreans that — despite what Trump said — we’ll honor our security commitments to them, or assuring the Iraqis that we’re actually not going to steal their oil. It’s the U.N. ambassador, Nikki Haley, clarifying that — despite what Trump said — we’re still committed to two states for Israelis and Palestinians. Photo President Trump speaking to reporters on Air Force One on Saturday. Credit Al Drago/The New York Times The undisputed boss of Trump Crazy is chief strategist Steve Bannon, who rushed the president’s initial mess of an executive order on immigration. Bannon is dedicated to shrinking the global clout of China, the European Union and Iran, and to making America a country less open to immigration and trade, a country that is whiter and more nationalistic and a country that is as free of Muslim influence and immigrants as possible. He surely encouraged Trump’s attacks on the intelligence community and the media as a way to undermine all independent sources of truth, so that Trump can inject his own reality, through Twitter, directly into the U.S. body politic. Continue reading the main story ADVERTISEMENT Continue reading the main story Trump G.O.P. is led by Reince Priebus and represents the old Republican agenda. It knows that Trump is an invasive species who took over the G.O.P. garden, and Trump G.O.P. is just trying to get the best out of him — to kill Obamacare, cut taxes, deregulate Wall Street, promote fossil fuels and appoint conservative judges — while curbing his worst ideas, like his vow to restrict free trade. So much of the daily reporting about Trump has had to focus on his serial fabrications that it’s distracted us from the Essential Trump, which can be summed up by the most truthful thing he’s said since he started his campaign: “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.” That’s the Essential Trump — a man who values loyalty above all else and who thinks his followers are so stupidly loyal that they wouldn’t convict him for a murder they saw him commit; a man who thinks only he can get the little people more jobs by single-handedly putting the arm on big companies; and a man who has shown no interest in earning the trust of Americans who did not vote for him. He appointed no Democrats to his cabinet and, as his Florida rally underscored, he is only interested in being president of the Trump fan club. When I add up all these Trumps I do not get a good team feeling; I get the feeling of a pickup basketball team. It doesn’t start with a shared vision of what world we’re living in and what are the biggest forces shaping this world. It starts with the conclusions on which Trump bases his facts. Sign Up for the Opinion Today Newsletter Every weekday, get thought-provoking commentary from Op-Ed columnists, the Times editorial board and contributing writers from around the world. Sign Up Receive occasional updates and special offers for The New York Times's products and services. SEE SAMPLE MANAGE EMAIL PREFERENCES PRIVACY POLICY But the fact is we’re living in a world being shaped by vast accelerations in technology, globalization, climate change and population growth, and government’s job is to enable more citizens to thrive in such a world and cushion its worst impacts. These are the facts on which I base my conclusions. In this age, leaders have to challenge citizens to understand that more is required of them if they want to remain in the middle class — that they have to be lifelong learners. It’s an age when the governments that thrive the most will be those that are as open to the world as possible — to get the change signals first and attract the most high-I.Q. risk-takers — and at the same time encourage radical entrepreneurship, provide stronger safety nets like health care, and foster life-learning opportunities for every citizen. They have to go left and right at the same time. They are the governments that are focused not on erecting walls but on preparing citizens to live without them. 218 COMMENTS It’s an age where the best leaders build trust at the top, and between themselves and their people, because trust is what enables teams to move fast and experiment more. It’s an age when to make America great requires doing big hard things, and big hard things can only be done together. And it’s an age when, because of the speed of change, small errors in navigation by a leader can send us hurtling far off track. But maybe Trump’s many administrations will surprise us. Maybe elephants can fly. And maybe not. Follow The New York Times Opinion section on Facebook and Twitter (@NYTopinion), and sign up for the Opinion Today newsletter. A version of this op-ed appears in print on February 22, 2017, on Page A23 of the New York edition with the headline: Meet the 5 Trump administrations. Today's Paper|Subscribe Continue reading the main story