#a funny skit on his birthday

[artz16]

Hina:*Looking for Yuta* Yuta? Yuta?

Hiro: Still can’t find him?

Hina: No…I’m worried

Jataro:*Whistling this is halloween while carrying a sack*

Hina:!! Hey Kid. What you got there?

Jataro:….*Looks down at the sack*….a treat

Yuta:*Trying to escape* He told me trick or treat and robbed me like I’m Halloween candy! Save me!

Hina:!!…Um…can I join?

Yuta: AOI! HELP ME!

[mingi-s-dimples]

Lingering Desire - Woosan

KINKTOBER DAY 10; REQ. BY @la-undercover-latina (yes lovie, your other req is scheduled for 26th on your b-day)

~"Birthday sex with Woosan after you put on the viral pheromone perfume from TikTok."

pairing: woosan x reader

genre: 18+, filth

summary: you try a new supposedly pheromone infused perfume which... brings you the best night of your life.

wc: 2.8k

warnings: pleasure strict dom!san, cocky!wooyoung, pheromones mentioned, manhandling, eating out, 69, 3some, multiple orgasms, anal, double penetration, blowjob, making out, marking, biting, unprotected (boo wrap up irl), completely consensual, unedited, for sure forgot something.

Author's Note: THIS WAS DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSS I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I CAME UP WITH THE 3SOME SCENE. I damn loved it... fuck it, woosan are deadly. That's it, mhm. DEADLY. Posting from the grave as we speak... anywyas lovies, hope you like ittt 😋💗💗💗

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and does not represent the reality of the members in any way.

You’re lying on your bed, lazily scrolling through TikTok, the soft glow of your phone lighting up the room. Video after video flies by: dances, funny skits, and then—something catches your eye. A TikToker is talking about a "pheromone perfume" that supposedly drives people crazy with attraction. They’re raving about it, explaining how it’s subtle but incredibly effective, sharing stories of people who used it and had everyone suddenly gravitating toward them.

Your curiosity is piqued. *Could it actually work?* you think, watching as the person sprays the perfume on their wrist, smiling mischievously at the camera. The comments are filled with people swearing by it, claiming it boosted their confidence and made them feel irresistible. You pause, considering. It was also your birthday so... it would've been a nice gift - to be fucked dumb by your boyfriends.

A grin slowly spreads across your face as the thought pops into your head—*Wooyoung and San*. Your heart flutters thinking about your boyfriends. It’s been a while since you tried something new, and the idea of them being even more drawn to you is too tempting to resist. Without hesitation, you swipe over to the website and order the perfume.

The confirmation page flashes across the screen, and you sit up, biting your lip with excitement. You can’t help but imagine how Wooyoung, with his playful grin, might react or how San, with his intense gaze, would notice the subtle change. The thought sends a thrill through you.

When the package finally arrives a few days later, you practically rip it open, holding the small bottle of perfume in your hands. It’s sleek, mysterious, and the promise it holds makes your heart race. You can already feel the excitement building as you imagine spraying it on before your next date with them.

Later that evening, as you stand in front of the mirror, you hold the bottle up with a small smile. “Let’s see if this really works,” you murmur to yourself, thinking about the looks you’ll get when Wooyoung and San walk through the door.

Spraying it on your wrists and neck, you close your eyes, imagining the moment they notice—how their arms might wrap around you tighter, how their teasing smiles might falter for a second, just long enough for you to know the perfume did its job. You can barely contain your excitement, eagerly waiting to see their reactions when they arrive.

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As the evening sun dipped below the horizon, casting a soft, amber glow over the living room, you heard a knock at the door. You smiled to yourself, anticipating their arrival. San and Wooyoung were never late, especially when they knew you had something special planned.

Opening the door, you were greeted by San's bright grin and Wooyoung's playful smirk. "Hey, you, happy birthday," Wooyoung greeted, leaning in to give you a quick hug. San followed, his arms wrapping around you briefly, the scent of his cologne filling your senses. "Happy birthday, love. Weren't we meeting tomorrow? Tho, I won't complain seeing you again..." he said.

“You look beautiful,” San commented, eyes gleaming as he took a step into your home. His gaze lingered just a second too long on you, but you brushed it off, closing the door behind them.

“So, what’s the plan tonight?” Wooyoung asked, sitting casually on your couch, stretching his arms along the back. He looked at you expectantly, his eyes scanning you in a way that felt different—more intense than usual. San stood nearby, hands shoved in his pockets, watching you with a strange glint in his eyes.

You tried to keep your composure. The perfume was working faster than you had expected. “Just hanging out for now. I thought we could relax.”

But as you sat down between them, the air seemed to thicken. San shifted uncomfortably beside you, his breathing becoming more shallow. His hand, which had been resting on his thigh, now twitched as if he was fighting some internal urge.

“You smell… different tonight,” Wooyoung muttered, his voice lower than usual. His eyes were half-lidded as he leaned closer, inhaling your scent. His hand brushed against your arm, lingering longer than it should.

San, on the other hand, wasn’t as subtle. He moved closer, almost instinctively, his fingers lightly grazing your thigh. He looked at you with wide eyes, clearly trying to control himself but failing. “I don’t know what’s going on,” he confessed, his voice tight with tension. “But I can’t stop thinking about you… touching you.”

Wooyoung let out a low chuckle, his fingers trailing down your arm. “Same here. It’s like something’s pulling me to you, and I can’t stop.”

You smirked, unable to hide your satisfaction any longer. “It might have something to do with this new perfume I got,” you revealed, watching their expressions shift from confusion to understanding. “It’s infused with pheromones.”

San’s eyes darkened, his breath catching in his throat. “You… did this on purpose? What a nice birthday gift you got yourself, sweetie..."

Wooyoung’s lips curled into a grin as his hand moved to your waist, pulling you closer. “You sneaky little thing. You wanted to see how we’d react, huh?"

You didn’t think it would affect them this much.

Wooyoung was the first to approach, his eyes narrowing playfully as he leaned in close. “What is this?” he asked, voice teasing, a smirk playing on his lips as he tilted his head to catch more of your scent. “You’re trying to drive us crazy, aren’t you?” His tone was cocky, but his gaze betrayed just how much the scent had gotten to him. He reached out, his fingers brushing against your neck where the fragrance lingered. “I didn’t know you had this side to you.” His touch lingered, his thumb brushing softly over your skin, almost testing your reaction.

San stood behind him, quieter but no less affected. He stepped forward, his eyes dark with a softness that contrasted with Wooyoung’s playful energy. He didn’t speak at first, but his hands gently cupped your shoulders, fingers slowly tracing the line of your arms. The warmth of his touch sent shivers down your spine. “You smell… intoxicating,” he murmured, his voice low and sensual, lips hovering near your ear. His touch was deliberate, slow, as though savoring the moment.

Wooyoung chuckled, watching your reaction. “Look at you,” he said, his grin widening as his fingers slipped beneath the hem of your shirt, tugging at it slightly. “This perfume might be too dangerous to wear around us,” he teased, though his fingers were already pulling the fabric up, exposing your skin little by little. “Let’s see what else you’re hiding.”

San’s hands followed Wooyoung’s lead, but his movements were gentler, more intimate. His fingers slid beneath the fabric, helping ease the shirt over your head. The way he looked at you made your breath hitch—admiring, as though you were something precious to be unwrapped. “You don’t need the perfume,” he whispered, his voice filled with admiration. “But it’s impossible to resist you like this.”

Once the shirt was gone, Wooyoung took a step back, his gaze raking over you with unabashed appreciation. His fingers trailed lightly over your collarbone, then down to your waist, leaving a trail of warmth in their wake. “You’re not making this easy,” he quipped, his voice laced with amusement, but his touch was soft, almost reverent despite his teasing words.

San, ever the more sensual one, moved closer, his hands sliding around your back as he gently traced the curve of your spine. His touch was calming, grounding, even as the intensity between you all deepened. His fingertips explored slowly, appreciatively, as though savoring every inch of your skin. “You’re beautiful,” he said quietly, the sincerity in his voice sending warmth through you.

The atmosphere thickened as Wooyoung’s playful teasing combined with San’s sensual care. Every brush of their fingers was deliberate, appreciating, as they undressed you piece by piece. Neither rushed, hands exploring with soft touches, as though taking in every detail of your form. They weren’t just admiring—they were captivated.

By the time you were almost fully undressed, their hands were everywhere—light, appreciative touches tracing your skin. Wooyoung’s grin had softened, replaced with something more admiring, while San’s gaze never left you, his hands slow and intentional. “Perfect,” Wooyoung murmured, almost in awe, his teasing demeanor having given way to something deeper.

San’s hands slid up to cup your face gently, his thumb brushing your cheek as he smiled softly. “We’re lucky to be here with you like this,” he whispered, his voice filled with warmth and admiration.

Their touches lingered, neither rushing, taking their time to fully appreciate you, the room filled with nothing but the sound of quiet breathing and the electricity of the moment.

"But I just can't hold back anymore-" Woo rapidly said and leaned in for a kiss. It wasn't the usual one... it was wild, messy and playful, feeling every corner of your mouth, biting your bottom lip and sucking on it. It was damn fun and hot.. to be kissed like this. "I should do this more often" you thought to yourself, but your thoughts were interrupted by San behind you. He slowly took your panties off, cupping your ass with his hands. He hugged you thightly, letting you feel his erection along the curve of your lower back and ass. San then did something totally unexpected. As he slid his hands all over your ass he spread it out, making you flinch at the action.

"W-what are you doing?" you said, voice already trembling from all the kissing and touching from Woo.

"You know.. we're gonna try something djfferent today, my love." he said and kissed your ass, then as he spread you out he pulled you in. He turned around and placed his head between your legs, your knees flexing over his body. He then kissed your inner thighs, getting closer and closer to your now-dripping folds. His hands went to your back and held onto your ass, for dear life, to which he then started soflty liking your folds. You moaned at the sensation. This had never happened and.. oh god, your legs were trembling under all the thingd happening.

"Stay still-" San said and started eating you out properly, his hands roaming around. He squeezed your ass once or twice, and then one of his hands went to your hole and used a finger, inserting it in. You clenched onto it, a moan leaving his rapidly rising chest and revrebrating through you.

"You taste so good-" he pants out, looking up at Wooyoung, which was out of it. He was leaving marks all over your body: breasts, collarbones, shoulders, neck... everywhere.

San unbucked his pants and the next thing you knew was that his right hand went for his aching and throbbing rock hard cock, to pump it, while his other hand was holding you close to his mouth. You felt the knot in your belly starting to get tighter and tighter, legs trembling and both boys overstimulating you. As soon as San hit your g-spot a couple of times with both his finger and his tongue, you came messily, silky white liquid dripping on his face, framing it beautifully. He looked up at you, pleased of your performance and kissed your thigh, softly biting the flesh. "What a good girl.." San said and marked you in a spot closest to your cunt, leaving you breathless. You were barely standing on your legs, half-held by San's strong hands. He got up and went behind your back, messing with your breasts in front, watching Wooyoung contently. The younger one was still making out with you, his hands now roaming on your body, holding onto your ass.

"I think it's time you know what a bad choice you made... teasing us like this." San spoke, barely above a whisper and barely letting you know what he had in plan. Wooyoung did as San commanded, nodding in the bedroom's way. The older one lifted you up with one hand and put you on his biceps and shoulder, holding you like you're just a feather.

Wooyoung opened the door and as soon as they stepped in, San threw you on the bed, creaking under your weight and his powerful throw. "Let's see it now.. what you've got in you that made you think this was a good idea for you." Wooyoung said, smiling cockily while climbing on the bed. "San?"

"Hm?"

"Top or under?" the younger one asked.

"Under, of course. I wanna eat her out-" San said and you didn't even have time to react.

"H-huh" you gasped as soon as you saw both men getting undressed completely right ij front of you, their cocks springing out forcefully and as hard as ever. San's was already leaking with precum.. Woo's too.

The younger one got on the bed and kneeled while San took you in his grip and placed you on all fours, right in front of Wooyoung. He then slid under you, his cock at your mouth and your pussy at his.

"Oh- my god.." you gasped, the idea of having 69 while being fucked dumb by Woooyoung never crossed your mind but... this was more than thrilling.

San's hands rode your back and as soon as they got to your ass, he pressed you down onto his face and started eating you out, to which you followed and started lickikg his cock. Wooyoung also worked his way in, prepped your hole with two of his fingers and lubed you up with his pre cum, to which he then started fucking you rapidly. Your moans revrebrating through San's cock as you engulfed his length. He was.. big. As fuck. Not necessarily lenght wise, which was safe to say too long for you... his girth always drove you insnae. As you were pounded by Woooyoung, you slowly started sucking San's cock. You first started sucking on the tip, circling it with your tongue. Then you licked him down to the base, leaving a soft trail of kissing along. Then without warning, you took a deep breath and took his whole lengh as deep as you could down your throat, San flinching at the sudden action. You stood like that for a moment, rhen when you lifted your hair you gasped for airz choking slightly. Tho, your plan was to get him off so, you got to seriously sucking him off, using your hands to lightly pump him from his base.

He was already squirming in your hand, under you, in search of friction. You were already coming close to your high, the knot in your belly tightening. San's nose hit your spots just right, his tongue was working wonders, and Wooyoung's hands on your lower waist were doing no good. Within a few more thrusts and muffled moans along San's cock you came messily, cum dripping once again on his face. He slurped everything, sucking on your swollen clit. You moaned loudly at his action, tho which your mouth soflty clenched onto his cock, leaving him agape. Strings of silky white liquid filled your mouth, his cock hitting the back of your throat while you waited for him to finish completely. You sucked everything off and swallowed-

"Such a good girl..." his breath hitched from under you. "I'm not done yet-" he slid to the side and switched the positions. He flipped you over, your back against his chest in a milisecond, not giving a shit about the fact that Wooyoung was still fucking you, catching his high. They basically switched.., safe to say, your holes. Wooyoung, very eagerly started ramming into your cunt. Your hands sprung to his head, holding him close and ruffling his hair. San, on the other way, was taking his time prepping your ass, his cock way girthier than Woo's.

"That damned perfume.." Wooyoung started.

"It's so intoxicating." he said and rammed once into you, bottoming out and leaving you breathless. One of his hands went for your throat, holding you down onto San's chest.

Both men were now fucking you dumb, synchronised and hitting all your spots.

"I'm- close" Woooyung muttered, becoming more noisy. He softly started whining and quietly moaning with every thrust, sign that proved his words. His thrusts started getting sloppier, messier, to which he finally finished, filling you up. He fucked you through his orgasm, San also feeling overwhelmed under you. As soon as he felt you clench... around both cocks, he caught his high and finished.

As soon as both of them were done with filling you up, they pulled out and laid you down on the mattress, spreading your legs out. Their fluids seeped out of your holes, both men looking satisfied, proud of their work.

"What do you think about a 2nd round, huh" Woo asked you.

"-yes, please!" you shouted.

"Look at how needy you are... San, get the cuffs. It doesn’t seem like she yet learned her place." Woo said and topped over you, proof that the night was just about to start.

"Happy birthday, our love." the boys said, grinning at you.

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[andy-wm]

Jikook - The Fan Service Professionals

These two are such pros when it comes to fan service, they even practice behind the scenes. Dedication with a capital D! Even during the height of Covid, when there were no performances on the horizon, they were diligently keeping up the charade.

The newly released Bangtan Bomb of the BE Skit recording is a great example...

It is 2020, JK's birthday, and the Billboard #1 win for Dynamite has just been announced. Five of the guys file into a recording studio and sit down. Namjoon leaves an obvious gap next to Jimin.

JK arrives a few minutes later and takes his place... next to Jimin.

The group discusses the fact that the Billboard win was announced on JK's birthday and that he clearly needs no more gifts. What happens next is interesting...

JK tells them he received the best gift of his life and Jimin speaks for the first time since JK entered the room, jumping in to say "We're recording Skit, right?"

I've never seen anyone change the subject with such haste as this. In fact i might go so far as to say the way Jimin interrupted was ...almost rude! (But not really rude, because.. .he's Jimin)

But I digress...

The producer tells Jimin they're already recording and Jimin glances furtively at the microphone to confirm. Yes, the red light is on, it is indeed recording.

He laughs and slaps his thigh. Something must be really funny because he continues to laugh behind his hand, which is SUCH a tell for when he's embarrassed.

Long after everyone else has moved on, Jimin is still smiling to himself.

Maybe it's because JK just announced to the world that he got the best birthday gift OF HIS LIFE.

But he didn't specify what it was. He didn't say it was the Billboard win. And it looks like that birthday gift went on all night because the boy is clearly exhausted.

Anyway, moving on...

They start practicing their "fan service routine" at this point:

Without a word being exchanged between them, Jimin stands up and gives JK space to change his position. He then sits down next to JK and adopts the exact same position, with folded legs. Tick the box for mirroring behaviour

The next part of routine is connecting through touch - you know - how genuine couples touch each other as a way of checking in? Yeah like that. (Somehow I see caressing a person with your knuckles as more intimate than using your palm, but maybe that's just me)

And then there's a different type of touch - that body contact that comes with intimacy and familiarity. When you're a new couple this type of thigh touch can be very titilating but when you've been together for a while it's more comforting than sexy (although there's definitely an element of sexy too). At this point they are barely interacting, aside from Jimin's arm draped over JK's thigh and his fingers resting casually on JK's shin like it's his own personal armrest... he's certainly covering all the bases on that leg.

uuummm... okay, well played Jikook...

10/10 fan service here I guess.

Anything else that might have happened in this 'practice session' was lost on the cutting room floor, but one thing is for certain... neither Jimin nor JK got a wink of sleep on the night of JK's birthday.

Some may say it's because of the BB #1 win but I don't see any of the other guys in such a state of disarray as these two.

One thing that is obvious though:

Whatever the two of them were celebrating, they went at it all night long.

*cue Barry White*

[frenshushutoast]

going to need a chan as your boyfriend

notes: hi!! i hope you enjoy this ^^

chan as your boyfriend

everything is a skit. you complain that your head hurts and suddenly he's your doctor, you're planning a trip together and suddenly he's a travel agent... and you play along every single time, both of you always inevitably breaking character and erupting in giggles

every time he kisses you it's so intense it leaves you completely breathless. he huffs out a laugh every time you get that dazed look in your eyes after a particularly long makeout session but he can't say much, since he doesn't look any better (hair all disheveled from your fingers tangling in it, bitten lips red and glistening, breath a little heavier, hands all over you even after it's over, keeping you close... sigh.)

your senses of humor are so compatible that you're both almost always laughing until your stomachs hurt, confusing everyone around you.

he does that thing where he goes completely still whenever you rest your head on his shoulder, wanting to make sure you're as comfortable as possible. he also rests his head over yours and sighs dramatically when he's feeling playful.

loves when you compliment him– he gets so shy even after you've been together for so long, blushing and giggling and everything. it is just so easy to get him flustered.

slow dancing in the kitchen either early in the morning or late at night, having him sweetly tell you in a low voice just how much you mean to him.

he's just so sweet to you, so attentive. you mention your legs are hurting when you're both walking somewhere? don't worry, he'll piggy back you the rest of the way.

gives you many nose kisses and thinks you're so adorable, cooing at you and everything.

extensively planned dates (or just small romantic things that he works hard on). handwritten letter on your birthday or anniversary, checking the weather to see if it'll rain so he can kiss you in the rain like the movies, planning a whole stay-at-home date where he cooks for you and plans out fun activities you can do... the whole nine yards.

he also makes sure he gets ready. ironed, button-down shirt, just enough cologne, slacks.

whenever you're off to a fancy dinner date, he definitely pretends he's your chauffeur. opening the door for you and addressing you formally, bowing low and helping you into the car

very very supportive of everything you do. he is your biggest cheerleader and makes sure everyone knows it. he's always on the front row whenever you achieve anything, telling you how he's so proud of you and taking any opportunity he has to celebrate you.

makes you take off-guard boyfriend pictures of him that are not off-guard at all ("babe, tell me something funny so you can can take a candid" "chan, i'm not a joke machine, i can't just–" "HAHAHAHA")

he loves being taken care of. he was shy at first, but later on he clings to you and loves just being held by you. he also loves when you verbally tell him everything you love about him– he blushes so much and only buries his face deeper in your neck, but you can tell how giddy it makes him.

calls you the classic "babe" and "baby" and occasionally "my love" or just anything with a "my" before it

i just think he'd be possessive of you (in a healthy way!)

loves every part of you and makes sure you know it, he spends his time kissing you all over and whispering praises into your skin, just content to love on you all day long under warm afternoon sunlight

[sefusneezed]

Does Kat have a Cyber Altered Task unit? If so, what is it called, and how much trauma has she put it through?

WAIT I HAVE LORE FOR THIS All the rich people who wanna suck up to the gang keep buying her CAT kits for birthdays and all sorts of religious holiday stuff so she just has a ton of them laying around unassembled but she definitely made a couple as a kid. First one was with Von Kuronar though and ended up going terribly because he's kind of weird and has no social skills and is overly passionate about machines (AS HE SHOULD BE OMNISSIAH BLESS AMEN BROTHER YEEHAW) and she was like, a toddler. Atleast WAY too young. So he yelled at her until she cried and then built the thing himself in classic Von Kuronar fashion. He still considers it an excellent bonding experience though his zero self awareness having ass has no clue how terrifying he was. Second one she built by herself and since she literally had no friends besides just, old as hell cyborg people and half dead lobotomite servitors, she just treated this thing like it was an actual person and talked to it and had entire conversations with it as if it could talk back. She used to play pretend with it and make stupid skits with its recording program and send those skits to the gang. Literal stupid kid stuff Kalanis would be in the middle of some big scary important interplanetary meeting with an inquisitor discussing how he totally Did Not embezzle money and should not be impeached, and then he'd just get a video of Kat beatboxing. It was dumb as hell though and got stuck under her bed until she found it a few years later, so then she started using it for her experiments and curiosity and all that. Literally sends it through the sewers with a little scraper thing duct taped to it because she wants a sample of sewage slime to add to her funny creature experiment. She once sent it to the lower hive levels because she wanted to look at The Poors but was too scared to go there herself. Unfortunately they just beat it up and dismantled it so they could resell the parts. Kat got upset and sent Lyrane to go retrieve all of it and he certainly did do that, but in the mass civilian casualties sorta way. Absolutely no one steals and dismantles CAT units ever again the entire populace has heard tales of The HorrorsTM. She still has this thing its just broken and she hasn't gotten around to fixing it yet. It's on the backburner. Lyrane will probably fix it if she never does though. He'll inherit it.

[simslegacy5083]

NSB (Straud Legacy) Gen 9

Today's (7/22/2024) Episode: An Unexpected Phone Call

Being part of his son's household hadn't changed anything about Peachy's life plans.

His family knew he planned to join Jack in the ever after soon, but he intended to keep bringing joy and laughter to the world until his very last day.

Peachy had always done well for himself on the comedy circuit, maintaining a modest but loyal fan base. The set he'd done highlighting the "joys" of pregnancy during his third trimester remained one of his most popular skits, much to chagrin of the child born of those labors. 

Luigi’s least favorite part of spending more time with his dad was the repeated embarrassment of being introduced as "the little one that was up on stage with me that night“ to every sim that mentioned enjoying the recordings of that famous set. 

As Luigi's own fame grew, he also began to have to deal with sims recognizing his uncommon name and putting the pieces together.

He did his best to take it all in stride, smiling and laughing (on the outside). What neither he nor his father could ever have anticipated was a remastered re-release of that performance being the catalyst for Peachy's stardom ramping up just as his life was winding down.

Peachy and Jack may have had only one child, but between his nephews and nieces, step-kids, and adopted son Peachy had found himself regularly surrounded by young sims and the often-hilarious stories of their loving, frazzled parents. Ever since the time he'd spun up a "family friendly" skit to perform for young Luigi at their local fall festival he'd continued to maintain a large stock of PG material in his playbook. 

To that end he'd come to be known as a "family comedian". It meant that he booked more than his fair share of children's birthday parties and baby showers, but he never minded. Being a familiar icon to the younger crowd gave him a leg up in promoting the family’s foundation for at-risk youth.

Unbeknownst to Peachy, one of his baby shower bookings was for the sister of a top-level executive at Plumbob Pictures. 

Her brother had helped set up for the party, and quietly stuck around in the background when he recognized the entertainment for the evening. The studio exec also happened to be expecting, and Peachy’s well polished performance hit home, prompting him to do a bit of extra research that night on the old cop turned funny man.

Not very long after that Peachy got a call from an unrecognized number right as he was getting ready to silence his phone to go onstage and perform a new skit about grandparenthood for a group of gray-haired triplets who were celebrating their children’s synchronized pregnancies. 

“Hello?” he answered. “You caught me on my way to the stage, so this will have to be quick.”

“That’s exactly what I need to talk to you about!” said the excited voice on the other end of the line. “Look, I know this is unexpected, but my name is Theo, and I have … well it sounds ridiculous to say out loud, but this is an honest to Grim entertainment emergency, and a once in a lifetime opportunity.”

Theo had recently been promoted to president of the studio, and a live comedy special he’d lined up and promoted had suddenly fallen apart.

He’d be starting his paternity leave the next day. If he left behind a hole this big in the schedule, he feared he wouldn’t have a job to come back to.

He was prepared to sign truly ridiculous terms to get an experienced and non-controversial star like Peachy on stage in … the next 45 minutes.

Peachy hated to abandon the grandparents-to-be, but this really was a once in a lifetime chance to shape the entertainment legacy he left behind.

He told Theo the broad strokes of what he wanted in the contract, both for himself and for the young comedian who was warming up the crowd and would have to carry the rest of his original booking. After a quick pep talk and apology to poor Susan, he rushed out the door towards the studio.

This was a dream he hadn’t realized he’d been harboring until halfway through the fateful phone call, but it was time to go make it come true!

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[kremptstenkman]

Retrospective: The classic Warhammer 40'000 cartoon show from the 80s.

Premise: A bunch of 80's kids are on a school trip to Professor E's Science Museum, but lightning strikes his instruments and it creates a time portal, transporting the kids 40000 years into the future. Where they make friends with Robute Guilliman and the heroic space marines as well as a talking cat apparently.

S:01 E:07 Alliance of Evil, where the Chaos Space Marines team up with the Orks to take on Guilliman's Space Marines.

S:02 E:24, Time Trouble!? The season finale and my personal favourite episode. The kids use the help of Irongrip, the Iron Hands techmarine to build a time machine to help them get back to their own time. It goes wrong and Irongrip gets sent back in time instead. Funny fish out of water episode as Irongrip has to get his bearing in the 1980's.

S:03 E:08 The Mini Marines are Here! Infamously the worst episode, I don't know anyone who ever liked the Mini Marines.

They also did a couple live action skits in between episodes, like Super Mario Super Show. This one was more of a PSA about breakfast.

The commercial for the Space Marine Power Pack (tm) Backpack. I wanted one of these for school. I got one for my birthday and I remember being so excited but it kind of sucked. It was just this big plastic tub basically in the shape of an Astartes Power back that you could open but it didn't have actual compartments. Stuff would just rattle around. Also I got made fun of for it, so I think I actually only used it for about a week :(

[deadbyoffering]

25 more things that the killers (mainly The Legion) Are not allowed to do

See the first 25 things that the killers are not allowed to do

First

26. Mr. Carter is not allowed to hold a petition on banning animatronics. Just because you didn’t like your fortune from Zoltar doesn’t mean you have the power to get rid of them.

27. Mr. Spencer’s chain hooks are not to be use as hook hangers or to hang laundry.

28. Mr. Ojomo bell’s is not to be used as a dinner bell, but it can be used as a fire alarm or to be summoned for a meeting.

29. Mr. Kovács or his associates are not allowed anywhere near a Renaissance Festival without supervision  ever.

30. If you open any chest during a trial, close it.

31. Killers are not allowed to suggest which survivors perk should be banned. Nerfing is enough as it is.

32. No one is allowed to pull the kill switch. Not even on your anyone birthday.

33. Movies that released before 1960s are no longer allowed to be shown during movie night. 

34. Use the restroom before a trial and not during it.

35. The Legion are not allowed to bring spray paint to tag walls anyone anything.

36. Cameras or any flash photography devices are prohibited in the trials with the exception for Mr. Johnson.

37. Maurice was found and has been returned to Mr. Hawk. The perpetrator, the Dredge, is not allowed to be within 50 meters of Maurice or Mr. Hawk property.

38. To clear up some confusion above, the Maurice seen in trials is not the real Maurice but a replica of him.

39. To clear more of the Dredge and the Maurice situation above, those who have reported that the Dredge still has Maurice in its body is just an illusion. 

40. Mr. Kovács or his associates are not allowed to be hired by the following: camping, raiding or intimidating individuals.

41. The Legion don’t have permission to let survivors to leave trials if they defeated them in break dancing, arm wrestling or can make Frank laugh with a comedy skit.

42. Miss Imai is not cosplayer who made a poor attempt as cosplaying the Predator.

43. No one is allowed to trained the crows to attack survivors if the killer is stunned during trials.

44.The Legion Anyone not is allowed to serve alcohol to survivors in the Dead Dawg Saloon or Mount Ormond Resort.

45. The Legion are no longer allowed to yell “hippy hoppy, get off my property” while wearing the Robbie The Rabbit costume. It was funny the first time, but after 48 times it became obnoxious.

46. Although we have the equipment for it, there will never be a snow boarding tournament.

47. Miss Imai’s drones are not to be tampered with. Neither it to be used as a target practice or trying to catch them with a butterfly net.

48. The water tower is not to be used as a pool or hot tub. 

49. Even though he’s the same age as his sister, Mr. Deshayes prohibited to drink alcohol.

50. No longer anybody is allowed to yell “Here’s comes the bees!,” when they see Mr. Cage.

[foster-the-world]

Birthday weekend

What a lovely Birthday weekend. Friday my husband picked up the cookie cake I requested. At the park Bee invited all of her friends over. Surprisingly their parents said sure will come. It turned out to be very nice. The adults talked while the kids created little skits. They stayed for a few hours. It was fun. Saturday getting the girls to clean up their room was a huge fight but eventually they did it. Took Rebel to her first soccer game of the season. They lost by a lot but Rebel scored the only two goals. Surprinsgly, as she mostly slowly moved around the field behind everyone else. I think one ball happened to bounce off of her into the goal :) Husband made my requested french onion soup. I put pringles on it - which is odd but amazing. We all love it. Today we did went to Bee's soccer game. Funny how kids get so much better as they age even without practice. I guess its natural motor skill development. Bee scored her teams only goal. Baby boy and rebel ran around Central Park enjoying the sunny weather. Then my husband took all three kids to the girls horseback riding lessons. Then onward to a state park. I relaxed and watched Dear Child. If you like thrillers I recommend it.

Friday Baby boy had his first of four evaluations. It went fine. He acted like himself as he always does. She thought he had autism and mentioned moving him to a special ed school with multiple (20-30) hours of individual therapy every week. A lot to take in. We are surprised. He's never had a yes answer to a single question on the autism screener. His regular OT has said she doesn't see it. We got back the private assessment we paid for and no mention of autism. That being said we are staying open to the idea. We def think he's not neurotypical we just assumed it was SPD with ADHD coming down the line. Both of which can def happen alongside autism. She said he had good eye contact with me but only some with her. She said he is "remarkably bright" and did very well on a pattern tests she gave him on her ipad. I know he didn't even finish the test because he's not the type to sit and answer questions when he can move around. When she threw a small football around with him he played catch with her three times but then started throwing up to himself. She said neurotypical kids would want to continue playing with her. I suspected he stopped playing because he's a great thrower but can't catch someone else's throw because he moves too much. Whereas, when he throws it up he can catch it. But who knows?? I'm also wondering if the diagnosis will help him out. I'm sure it will be easier to get therapy from insurance. In addition, I wonder if people will be nicer to him. Right now if I say sensory issues I assume people just think we didn't teach him to behave properly. But with autism people maybe more forgiving of his sensory issues. Anyway, I didn't question her. I knew that would make me look like a mom who doesn't want her kid to have a diagnosis. I'm happy with any label that will help him get what he needs. I def think he needs more services. I'm not sure 20-30 hours is it but will see once the final report comes in. We still have a speech eval, an OT and a PT eval. Then they have sixty days to give us a report with recommendations and set up an IEP meeting.

I'm glad we have the special ed consultant booked. I can ask the advantage/disadvantage of getting the diagnosis?? Plus, a million other things that I have rolling around my head. I spent a lot of time researching this weekend. I watched two documentaries about kids with autism. None of the kids were anything like baby boy but still interesting movies.

[baronaliswritingcorner]

Tales of Symphonia Stray Thoughts #10: Sybak/Fooji Mountains Revisit

-I know Zelos’s womanizing hasn't exactly aged well, but the Gigolo quirk is one of those little Tales of Symphonia details that speaks to just how dense this game is. Even if said title drives us insane when we miss one or two women. (Heaven forbid in Ozette or Palmacosta!)

(Now I'm reminded of that one age-old comic where a woman gives him a cucumber, lol. Anyone know what I'm talking about?)

-Zelos: Listen and be amazed, bumpkins. This is the greatest drawbridge in the world.

It’s the only one, ya dolt!

-“It connects the continents of Altamira and Fooji.”

…you know, I never stopped to pay attention to this line before. There’s nothing else in the game mentioning the continent names, right? Funny how Altamira’s just a resort city yet there’s a big ol’ landmass named after it. There’s a story there.

Also, if Meltokio’s located in Fooji, then…wait. That whole detail with Mizuho being chased out…and the Japanese-sounding name…mmm…

-“That’s a pretty sobering story. Is that really true?”

What’s important to remember here is that Zelos’s affiliation with Cruxis means he’s already in the know about everything, so he's just feigning ignorance here. One of the many cutscenes I'd have preferred voiced to add another layer to this deception.

-The Zelos nickname skit is an all-time classic, lol. A shame he never follows through with "Hey, you" for Lloyd. Alas.

-Y’all ever slow walk with Presea? Y'know, when she gets all rapid-fire with those heels? It's like she’s like a robotic aide or something. “Here is your coffee, sir.”

“This is the variety goods shop, Student Supplies. We sell fucking swords and axes and shit.”

goddamn, that's some school. sign me up

-Junk Collector: “Well, have a look around. There’s a lot of good stuff to be found.”

What is this, Dr. Suess? Get outta here.

-“This academy was turned into a royal facility two kings ago.”

I wonder how long ago that was. It’d be cool if they ever made an in-depth timeline of the Symphonia world.

(no dotnw junk pls kthx)

-That one kid talking about solving pollution. Pollution is TOS canon. The two worlds already have enough going on with the whole "REGENERATE OR DIE" business. Don't pollutel, or Lloyd will get all Woodsy Owl on your ass.

-Lloyd: “I didn’t think I’d be giving you your birthday present like this.”

Oh, the tragedy when it doesn’t work! although the school lobby's kinda a weird place in retrospect lol there's a giant fucking dinosaur fossil behind them.

You know how Colette's neck is all crooked here? Reminds me of this other DeviantArt comic from the long, long ago where she was in the same pose, lol. I'd look it up if I wasn't so lazy.

-“How about asking Dirk for help?”

Uh, that was an uncharacteristic lapse of memory for Raine there. Her line should've been switched with Genis.

-lol I like how they couldn’t be bothered to model actual shackles/syringes

-Lloyd: "What did you say?! The Professor and Genis are much better people than you! Who cares if they’re half-elves?!"

Zelos: "I don’t know what it’s like in your world, but over here, half-elves are at the bottom of the caste system."

Papal Knight: "Half-elves guilty of crimes are all executed without exception."

Lloyd: "That’s insane!"

The initial trip to Tethe'alla bombards poor Lloyd with injustice after injustice, all smartly paving the way to Lloyd's big speech in Mizuho. We see birth of Lloyd becoming Martin fucking Luther King Jr. right here. (Minus the creepy adultery)

-that freaking professor snitch. look at him. and way later he doesn't acknowledge his complicity at all. asshole

-“Criminals…if you’ve had the good fortune of being born human, don’t throw it away like that.”

Yeesh!

-Lloyd: That’s the same way the Desians made Exspheres!

Kate: What? What are you talking about?

Lloyd: I’m saying, how can you treat people that way?!

Kate: …I could ask you the exact same thing. How can you humans treat half-elves the way you do?

Yes, yes. This scene. So great. Lloyd realizing how the Desians' legacy carries over to the other world, him correcting course when he recognizes Kate doesn't know the first about Desians and attacks with a more general accusation, Kate justifiably leaning into her own injustices in accusing Lloyd of bigotry, her disbelief that he'd save a half-elf -- let alone have one as a best friend...

We learn more about Kate as the game progresses -- in retrospect, she's one of the better-realized NPCs (without even a voiced line to her name! -- but we're immediately rendered sympathetic to her outburst here and know not to judge. She and her other two fellow prisoners don't even have any beds down in that cold dungeon -- and all thanks to those cruel humans. Who could blame her for thinking Lloyd's full of shit?

Two proponents of social justice, pitted against each other by millennia-old systemic injustices -- all correctly framed within the tragedy that is Presea's Theme.

Mm! This part of the game’s just so GOOD.

-Having indulged in so much Sheelos over the years, it’s funny how Sheena just…doesn’t react to Zelos being with the party at all. You’d think there’d be SOME acknowledgement – even the expanded media in anime/manga touches upon their history together!

-The Colette prayer skit seems....poorly timed? lol. Save it for after the bridge.

-“Curiosity towards the unknown” was a favorite of mine as a youngin’, but uh, now? That’s just sexual harassment, dawg. Not the last time we'll see this, unfortunately.

-slowwalking as presea on da bridge…majestic

-why do the papal knights sound like Wallace Shawn lmao

-THE FIRST APPEARANCE OF LLOYD’S THEME YEEESSS

Have I mentioned how much I love this theme? You can just feel the serotonin flood throughout your body the moment it graces your eardrums. Doesn't it just exude positive energy? Convey how he's just the goodest boy? Great, because this song always plays whenever he's rousing the party together by giving this great big speech -- or, as seen below, affirming their value just by being himself.

"But…we’re half-elves."

"So what’s your point?”

Man. Man.

Just listen to the line from Raine when she says "you came to rescue us" -- that alone says so much. Having borne the full-brunt of half-elf discrimination, she clearly resigned herself to her fate here, thinking Lloyd and co. would abandon them, and he just...candidly leaps over the wall carefully layered from years of discrimination, roaming from place to place looking for somewhere to call home, all the while hiding her deepest darkest secret in her identity-- all just by saying "who cares what you are? You're my friend."

It's 10:30 over here and I lack the eloquence/time to dive into a full analysis, but I consider Lloyd a personal hero of mine and could just gush about him all day. Just blast that theme on your iTunes or whatever and I'll get started.

-"Zelos: Knowing that, but still being unable to shake the feelings, is what discrimination is all about, though."

Oof. Zelos's route gets into his justifications here, but his backstory isn't entirely necessary to understanding the reasoning in this skit. I wonder how many players took some introspection here.

-Sheena: "So monsters really started to appear… But the regeneration ritual wasn’t complete, so what’s going on?"

Raine: "…If it’s not caused by a decline in mana, then it may be the work of Cruxis."

Hold up! Hold up. How does that work? Can Cruxis make monsters? How? Wouldn't they part of the ecosystem too? I—oh, I’m thinking too much about this again.

-Zelos’s "secret weapon" is evidence he’s working with the Renegades, too. Hence the trap. Shoulda seen it coming after "just in case something like this happened". Kinda specific there, aren't ya??

-THE SCENE WHERE COLETTE COMES BACK IS...hmm, I dunno. I mean, it works, but I think the anime did it best. Obviously they couldn't put it off for that long (Rodyle's flying base? Yeah, no), but "Unsatisfied desire" doesn't exactly spur feelings of an emotional reunion, so it kinda loses its punch.

Now, them tying it to the birthday present? One that absolutely shouldn't have worked and defied all logic? Fantastic "right in the kokoro" writing right there. Do they ever explain why it worked? No, but who cares -- IT’S THE POWER OF COLLOYD AND YOUNG LOVE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

-“No, it’s the toxicosis.”

…do they already know Colette's sick? Hmm.

-Kratos subtly encouraging Lloyd every time he pops up…the feels…

man I am so on the TOS train right now -- if only the fandom wasn't so teeny-tiny right now!

[yubel198]

SMG4′s Birthday Gift (warning, SMG34)

((yes I know Luke’s birthday isn’t until the 24th of May, but I wanted to make a funny little skit for his birthday early. I actually got this idea while at work and I found it funny. So here ya’ll go. And yes this is in my Revival AU))

SMG3: *looking through his phone*

Yellow: hey Three, got any ideas on what to get Four for his birthday?

SMG3: hmm... not really no.

Yellow: .... *lenny face* I have one.

SMG3: *unamused* do I even wanna know?

Yellow: *grins* I think he’ll like it.

SMG3: *mutters* oh god...

*on SMG4′s birthday*

Garcello: *walking with SMG4 and Mario* So Four, how’s it feel to be 24?

SMG4: doesn’t feel like much changed

Mario: Penis.

SMG4: *rolls eyes*

Garcello: one of your more intelligent statements Mario?

Mario: oh yeah!

Garcello: by the way, what do you want for your birthday anyway?

SMG4: besides a new castle?

Yellow: oh SMG4~~~!!! I got you something!!

SMG4: ... okay what is it?

Yellow: oh, you’ll like it~

*Garcello and Mario exchange looks, smirking a bit*

*Four, Gar, and Mario reach the Showgrounds, and see SMG3 in a playboy bunny outfit*

SMG3: *angry* I thought we said no bunny ears Yellow!

Yellow: your man’s here!

SMG3: *sees, blushes* ....

SMG4: Three??

Mario: *questioning his sexuality*

SMG3: *sighs, smiles a bit* happy birthday SMG4

SMG4: *smiles, hugs him* thanks baby~ *kisses him*

Mario: GAAAAAAY!

Garcello: Mario, shut up, this is adorable.

((Happy Birthday Luke/SMG4))

[mrsackermannx]

omg this tiktok creator does the most perfect emotional/angsty skits for aot/csm omfg screaming! plenty eruri and a funny dad!gojo one and akiangel 🥺

veteran content (hange, levi, erwin)

levi having the most incriminating shit on his chat thread with kenny

when levi laughs

eruri

birthday kiss

christmas gift

levi asking erwin how he’d define his sexuality

erwin asking levi how far he would go for him

levi asking erwin if he would still like him if he was a worm

levi smiling at erwin

a tense interaction about rumours

them talking about an afterlife

more than your legs? more than me

erwin proving he can still use one arm

levihan

hange needs to talk about erwin’s death

hange comforting levi

jearmin

drunk armin confesses

gojo being a guardian

satoru going to a parent teacher meeting for megumi’s fighting

akiangel

aki wants to kiss

[troofless]

Oh my god this is amazing but check out Yuri's intonation at 7:29 during his birthday skit it's so funny

[pawfulofwaffles]

This was supposed to be a small textpost but, as evident in the story I tell in this textpost, if I'm passionate about something a short piece can turn into a lengthy tale. Just me going on about my unnecessarily angsty Welcome Home story and the way it began, read if you want.

Randomly remembering that I started writing my Welcome Home story(or fanfic ig but I like calling it a story) all because of one TikTok I watched... I could probably find it, I watched it on the day that I fell down the Welcome Home rabbithole and got unhealthily, addictively, and obsessively hyperfixated...

Basically it was just a joke suggesting the idea of the neighbors making Wally go work at Howdy's whenever he stole, paired with audio from Brandon Roger's "Elmer HATES his job" skit IIRC. Now, in one post I mention that my brain LOVES making stuff angsty. Normally, I'll see one prompt, I'll write a oneshot about it. One incorrect quote can turn into a short, written scene to match it. However, if it has the potential to be angsty? Yeah, I'm going to expand on it, I'm going to find a way to make men cry if it's the last thing I do.

So, of course, upon seeing a simple funny TikTok about Wally going to work at Howdy's for misbehaving, my brain went "Ok but what if he was stealing for a good reason, like he was starving or something? What if he started mentally deteriorating while there, what if it got super bad and sad and-" and at first it was a simple, small idea I had in my head, where Wally needed to work at Howdy's for like a few days but in that time-- because of Home's manipulation(sorry Home lovers Home is like the Disney villian of my story 😔😔 dw tho I don't really have an opinion on actual Home even tho I wanna kill my version of him in my story) Wally was like "damn now all my friends will hate me" and there was gonna be self-loathing but then comfort when Howdy found out-- ANYWAYS, I'm not gonna give too much away if I actually ever do put part 1 on my ao3, but basically it was simply a TikTok turned 14 yo's angst prompt.

Until sometime,

unknowingly on Clown's birthday,

I began writing.

Now, I have a 74-page long fanfiction, one part being 58 pages long and being about Wally stealing and then being forced to work at Howdy's, and the other part, yet to be finished, I'm not telling you about lol it's a surprise

(I just know this is gonna be one of those things I post about then regret later ok anyways)

[aashiyancha]

I love the twin's room, but How or where did Ares and Alice got a TV? 😮

I heard that the original harvest moon games were originally made as the creator's nostalgia for his rural childhood life and the rf games are the fantasy extension of that so I'm tryna go for 90-00's nostalgia in this rf game cuz that's kinda where the nostalgia would be for me.

Didn't have too much rural exp myself but in the brief time that I did I saw that there was always 1 or 2 of these uncles that just had connections that could get u stuff like radios, rotary phones, box TVs etc

In Rigbarth those uncles would prob be Terry and Heinz. Heinz def has a tv of his own to watch soap operas in the evening since he lives alone (though in my au I'm thinking rather than living alone Lucas lives on Heinz' attic floor similar to how Fuuka lives in the restaurant basement. It would give the 2 of them both more human connection plus Lucas watching soap operas and furiously taking notes on the bizarre social situations in them would be so funny. Heinz would make every misconception Lucas has even worse XD)

So I guess that answers the where part of that question no now onto how Terry and Heinz are getting this stuff into Rigbarth:

Terry has his detective agency. He also has connections that help him with under the table cases he gets from SEED. Along with his intel connections he likely also has connections that can help him get ahold of stuff. That's how he got the fax machine and phone in his office (u can see them in some of my earlier Terry time skits) Ares does a lot more jobs through Terry than he does through SEED so he's privy to the Terry network and cashes in on its benefits every now and then. The TV was a present for Alice's birthday. She also likes to watch the soap operas and does so while knitting etc

Well this was another question answered mainly in words but let's top this ask off with a doodle anyways!

Thank you for the ask and enjoy this lil pic of Heinz and Lucas watching soap operas together!

[toadstool32]

its the sextuplets birthday! in celebration im ranking them based on personal preference <3

karamatsu < i like him

osomatsu < i like shitty older brothers when theyre not my own

jyuushimatsu < i dont even think he knows how baseball works

todomatsu < hes such a bitch i love him

ichimatsu < cat

choromatsu < at his best when insane

the nature making numbered list make it so that they all have a rank but if anything it would be like > 1 karamatsu >2 osomatsu / jyuushimatsu >4 todomatsu / ichimatsu > 6 choromatsu

now im gonna proceed to rank them as combinations <- insane behavior

i got the names from this list!

im mostly ranking them by how funny they are but comedy is subjective feel free to send me anon hate ovr this i dont care

doing this in a five star format! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

choukeimatsu: starting out strong! i love shitty older brothers! they suck <3 five stars ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

sokudomatsu: its ok, i like they more when they act out as other characters than themselves, they either do a funny skit or their manzai act, this one is a toss up for me! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ➖➖

parkamatsu: their shittyness and cuteness level gets balanced so evenly... its precious to see truly..... however!!! its cute to see oso treat ichi like a cat / a future ward of the state but alas its not tickling my funny bone as much ⭐ ⭐ ➖➖➖

bakamatsu: i like stupid idiots, i want more of them ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ➖

benimatsu: oso n todo are such shitheads fr, they enable eachother to be the worst version of themselves, which is both cute AND fun ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

suirikumatsu: i read this one comic where they both get bullied by everyone else and then get revenge at the beach, (ill find and reblog later) other than that i dont think they really have that many skits together? booo. its rough out there ➖➖➖➖➖

iromatsu: its mid, it makes me cringe more than laugh, well, thats a lie sometimes i do laugh, its a toss up really, (i do like the bazooka scene tho) ⭐⭐⭐➖ I

musclematsu: while iromatsu its ichi using kara as a chew toy karamatsu is like, a chew toy with spikes, and fire and hurtful things, so ichimatsu receives psychic damage by that. Yeah that does not happen with jyuushimatsu this is like a uno reverse, these two are made or way harder stuff, and way dumber too, five stars ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

woodmatsu: theyre sweet :3 its a good balance between karamatsu being a chewtoy and todomatsu being the tsukkomi fishing with love letters and falling in love with the same cashier? pretty solid gags ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ➖

middlematsu: funniest gag they ever did was the fact that they never talk to eachother, nobody has a good time here, four stars only bc its a rare one ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ➖

wakabamatsu: are u fucking kidding me ok this one is interesting bc when jyuushi is the boke i feel like the skits run way to long, i still laugh but whatever not the point. but when they make jyushimatsu choros tsukkomi??? insane behavior honestly. ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ➖ ➖

cybermatsu: funniest shit ever, choromatsu shines with todomatsu as his pair truly, funniest shit ive ever seen ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

numbermatsu: top tier! what do i ever have to say here they just work ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

110matsu: catty bitches, ichimatsu gets to be weird in new ways here such is the curse of being a good straight man! hang in there todomatsu!! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ➖

youngestmatsu: they r so fucking cute, cant remeber any skits with them tho, oh well ⭐ ⭐ ➖➖

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

ok now im gonna do groups!! but not really just the ones i care about, fuck the list im doing numbers now:

125- i like idiots, i want more of them, jyuushimatsus fun day with his big brothers (goes wrong) <3

456- shitty little brothers represent! u cant be mad at them theyre just little guys and its their birthday :3

346- catty bitches but more toxic, this one rulez, the self awareness has left the room

146- i think theyre neat

126- this is just my dream blunt rotation lets move on

246- i thought abt girlymatsu for a bit and passed out for a sec imagine this with me

thats all!!! get out of my post!!!