#a festivus for the rest of us

[jltoyphotography]

A Festivus for the rest of us

Wishing you a Merry Seinfeld Christmas

❄️ Christmas 2022 - 28/25🎄

[maxiemartmanager]

[erikkamirs]

HAPPY FESTIVUS!

[nickysfacts]

Happy Festivus!✊

For every like and repost this gets I’ll be donating $1 to the Human Fund!👍

[erinshhh]

Happy Festivus, Seinfeld fans!!

[tehjleck]

Get prepared 🤣🤣

[woman-respecter]

handing all my followers this

[trexalicious]

To all my fellow Tumblrs: Thank you for all the laughter again this year! So many of you have brought comfort and joy to my life with your posts. I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate that...and you! I hope you and yours enjoy a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Festivus For The Rest Of Us, Happy Holidays, or whatever holiday you do or do not celebrate...

[me-and-colin-robinson]

headcannon: colin robinson celebrates festivus and drags in the vamps because the airing of grievances is a good drain (laszlo and nandor get in an argument within the first three minutes, then when nadja tries to intervene laszlo says something offhand that insults nadja and doll nadja jumps in to defend her)

and then he strips nearly naked for the feats of strength to try to get the whole Making People Uncomfortable drain especially from guillermo and the crew

the baron joins for airing of grievances because he still resents memo and nandor roasting him (memo literally, nandor figuratively)

seanie and charmaine come over because hey what's all that yelling about do you guys have booze then they join in on the grievances

everyone's got a lot of grievances (especially the guide) and colin robinson is over there mouth open eyes blue until evie walks in and oh shit

[jrooc]

🎄 Tag Game Wednesday 🎁

It's Festivus for the rest of us so grab your Chanukah bush, your mistletoe, your pagan ritual or whatever brings you joy and come gather round the fire 🪵 and celebrate your pocket friends 🤶🏻

Thanks @mybrainismelted for the questions assist - consider this your tag!

🔠 Favourite nickname you’ve ever been given:  Hulk Smash 😂

🗺️ Where are you located? Toronto

🥶⛱️ What season is it where you are now? Heading into winter

🥳 Favourite tradition this time of year: Listening to the Pogues and decorating the tree, lighting candles and all the food traditions

🥧 Favourite holiday food: Sausage stuffing and latkes

☕️ Mulled wine, eggnog or hot apple cider? Mulled wine every day

🍗 Turkey, Ham or Nut Roast (Or Tofurkey?)? Turkey!

🏔️🏖️ Would you rather spend the December holidays in:  A cabin in the woods surrounded by snow, or a house on the beach with sun and sand? Sand, Beach, Sun

❄️ Are you pro-snow or anti-snow? Anti 🚫 It's pretty if I'm inside

⛄️ Have you ever built a snowman? I'm Canadian.. so yes.

⛷️ Skiing or Snowboarding? Neither 💅🏻 Après ski. Then a blanket, a book and a fireplace thnx

🎍 Do you decorate for the holidays? Yes!

🎬 Favourite holiday movie? Happiest Season or Die Hard

📖 Favourite holiday fanfic? Two of your Earth Minutes- Xmas Edition (Something Kinda Special)

🎥 If you were to star in a Hallmark movie, who would be your love interest? Gonna say both Cam and Noel here! I can't choose so it'll be a progressive tale. Where would it take place? Stars Hollow.

Tagging (or here's some mulled wine 🍷) @deedala @darlingian @michellemisfit @tanktopgallavich @shippergirl121fic @creepkinginc @suchagallabitch @such-a-barbarian @sgtmickeyslaughter @skylerwinchester @transmickey @stocious @ian-galagher @deathclassic @bawlbrayker @juliakayyy @rayrayor @mmmichyyy @ianandmickeygallavich1 @metalheadmickey @dynamic-power @i-think-you-mean-reduction @energievie @softmick @heymrspatel @solitarycreaturesthey @krystallouwho @callivich @gallabitch73 and anyone I forgot to tag who's reading this. Yeah - you!

[zombielenin]

Happy Festivus to my friends, mutuals, and fellow Seinfeld fans! I have no grievances to air with any of you.

[anyshapebutsquare]

I almost forgot to wish you all a

[kelcipher]

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[tonyburgessblog]

Happy Festivus, For The Rest Of Us

Today people all over have celebrated Festivus. It’s a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as an alternative to the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season. Mass awareness came from it being featured in the American situational comedy “Seinfeld”. The rules for celebrating are easy and practical. To all celebrating may you have a great time of community and care.