#a dork even

[satellite-runner]

[aumberine]

i love him, what a loser

[unpretty]

the ubiquity of disposable vapes with fucking screens and bluetooth connectivity and big fucking batteries you can't even charge that all get thrown in the trash is just. it makes me feel like we owe the guys with the big robodick vapes an apology. they were out here figuring out rigs where you only ever have to replace one little metal coil every two weeks, mixing up potions to maximize clouds while carefully monitoring their nicotine dosages, and they got mocked into the stratosphere. and now the bestseller at the gas station is a bootleg elfbar with so much nicotine it's terrifying. where is the justice.

[thecryptidcottage]

↳ continued from here. ( @urbnlgnds )

it's not as blessed a discovery as he'd initially thought, agustin quickly realizes of the agua fresca as circe makes a move to close the gap between them ; the way she grins at him, her smile nearly as blinding as the scorching summer sun overhead, he's suddenly cursing that both of his hands are occupied by cups and he can't pull her impossibly closer, give her a little spin like he often does around her kitchen the morning after a long night on the job. he'll settle for the kiss on his cheek, though ― but it's not really settling, is it ? not with the way his grin reaches all the way up to crease the corners of his gaze as he stares fondly at her, the way his heart flutters in his chest as he catches a whiff of her shampoo on the breeze. ❝ i thought so, ❞ he says, as if he didn't already know. ( of course he knows ; years now, it's been, since santi has started paying attention to what it is that makes circe smile, what brings her joy ― it often brings him joy too, after all. ) lifting his hand to lick the syrupy sweet remnants from his fingers after she takes the cup from him ― not the most sanitary, no, but he'd forgotten to grab napkins and now that he's got a free hand, he has sanitizer somewhere ― agustin grins. ❝ the watermelon is good, ❞ he concedes and then, when she thanks him, ❝ of course. ❞ it's a balancing act to clean his hands with the cup, but santi makes due without spilling too much, only taking a sip of his own drink once he's done. ❝ what are we in line for now ? something good, i hope. i was thinking after we grab a bite, maybe we could check out the vintage market they've got set up ? i didn't get too close, but i saw a couple of things while i was grabbing drinks, looked pretty neat.❞

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Good Listener, Part 3

[ 1 - 2 - 3 ]

My brother and I couldn’t be more different in our interests, and if we were strangers I doubt we would find anything we had in common. Even so, he and I talk quite often. No matter how much we might not understand the things the other likes, we care about each other enough to listen and learn.

I feel like Donnie and Mikey would be the same. Polar opposites, but that’s exactly why they get along so well.

Sometimes when I’m confused at how to comfort someone, I’ll ask if they need to vent or if they need advice. I can get really frustrated sometimes when I get unsolicited advice, so it helps me not make them feel any worse if they just need a shoulder to lean on. Sometimes that’s all you need :)

Anyways! My favorite kind of character relationship is one where they can just be comfortable vibing in the same room doing their own thing parallel the other while listening to them talk about it. Great basis for friendship. Very relatable lol

[cubedmango]

country kid champion

[northstarscowboyhat]

Outlaws in the Wild East ⋆｡°✩

(AKA, The Habanero origin comic!)

[drolta]

Annette and Richter + hands

bonus!

[21fallouts-atmychemicaldisco]

Marble Hornets

[abd-illustrates]

I gotta ask- Is it jarring to see people like, thirsting for your ocs?

if anything I take it as a sign that I'm doing something right haha

[hustparovoz]

its 9 am..i was not sleeping all night, and watching gravity falls. i am not regretting this at all

i think a have a small hyperfixation... @void-dude

[tiredyke]

tumblr users when a post mentions transmisogyny or lesbophobia

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

[ekingstonart]

POV you’re Kara Danvers and your bestie just caught you staring at her cleavage across the crowded ballroom for the fifth time tonight

[vhvrs]

warmup/practice/whatever with some akechis from here.

context in link but as theres no more here: this is an agender akechi

[teeveetrasheee]