#a bruised snek

[ka1yo]

ZHUZHI LANG headcannons !

sfw + nsfw. unedited. sub!zhuzhi-lang x m!dom!reader.

! CW

nsfw, spoilers. cock can be interpreted as strap on if not amab or identify as male.

note: second header is by @/risaruru.

SFW ! my snek <3

- as a half-snake, half-man, when zhuzhi lang saw you approaching, he nearly died out of fear. was this his final moment, being killed by someone so beautiful? but infact, your specialty was healing, not killing. that long gash along zhuzhi lang's tail obviously won you over as you gently pat his head, smiling, and oh my goodness, did that smile have a large impact on him. after healing up his gash, you waved goodbye, but he slithered after you, ignoring the pain in his tail.

- after a while, tianlang-jun found him, helping you out at your shop, which specializes healing people as well as selling herbs. laughing, he once again granted him a human form, which made you knock over a fresh pair of herbs (he helped you get new ones right away, apologizing as tianlang-jun trailed behind them, curious).

- "this one is useless, please, do not bother! i can get them myself. i am very sorry—y/n?? wait—AH!"

- after a while, whenever he sees you he gets this feeling that makes his heart beats faster, and his face heat up. he tries to act normal, but words he says sometimes comes out as a stutter, and his eyes cant seem to leave your figure. he asks tianlang-jun whats happening to him, and choked on his spit when he blankly said 'you have a crush on them.'

- after a while, he finally thinks of a way to confess. as you guys were about to sleep (which you guys are too broke for 2 beds, so you guys share one), he suddenly asks for your attention. you roll over, and find him flushed a light pink (or is that green?), and scales a darker color then normal.

- "this one has something to confess.. i like you a lot! and i want to kiss you and hug you and be with you every moment, and this one honestly loves you."

- ever since that day, he kept to his word and stuck with you, protecting you when gathering herbs, letting you braid his hair, showing you a variety of snakes and how they work, so on. hes honestly the best boyfriend you could've asked for <3.

- when tianlang-jun's power gets shaky, and zhuzhi lang transforms back into half-snake form, you dont mind, even when he turns several shades of colors, and eventually he gets used to it. he uses it to his advantage, like wrapping his tail around you when you sleep, and letting you pepper him with kisses until you both fall asleep.

NSFW ! growls

- his hands are cold, and his lips are just slightly warmer, but they still make you shiver when he wraps his mouth around your cock, forked tongue swirling around. the way his tongue curls around your length, his eyes just fill with lust as he thrust in the air, trying to get stimulation.

- pale skin accompanied with love marks always go well together, so you bite him hard, leaving red bruises on his thighs and neck. these bruises when licked elict soft whines and moans out of the man, especially a couple days after, when you decide to toy with the healing bruise.

- wet sounds of you lapping against his hole, and his squeals and begs, asking for you to just fuck him already. your tongue brushes against the twitching hole of muscles, and soon you cant hold back.

- skin against skin as zhuzhi lang cums repeatedly, moans echoing in your room. his short span of pleasure is nothing against yours as you chase after your climax, hands gripping his waist. his brows furrowed slightly, eyes open but rolled back, his lips in a faint smile. his hands grip onto the sheets as you brutally abuse his prostate, making him plead for you to fill him up. legs shaking, decorated in ribbons of white and pink bruises, and his words slurred.

- "pleashe.. f-fuhh.. mmAH!! right.. right t-there..— aaANGH! pleashe.. fill this one up! ♡"

yippee i finished

[cloud-ya]

Momma birb taking the baby back to the top of the tree just to yeet her again she wont stop till her baby starts flying

And Kiana with her Snek wife is just watching since they cant do shit

if she's in good mood she lets them watch from closer proximity

sometimes baby ends up bruised a bit too much from hitting the branches and starts crying, so kiana is closer to her on the ground than senti on top of the tree so before she gets down kiana tries to calm baby birb down. if senti tries to strike she gets smacked with snake tail

[anonyippee]

Avery: *A little scared because of your serious look* M-m-me? But.. this is the first time I've seen you.

Piper: Snek, she can't be that creature, that you and Lake were talking about. She's a regular Roboxian, just like us.

Avery: What creature? I don't even look like a creature. Why did you have such an opinion?

Lake:....

Avery: I.. I guess I'll go.. To my sister.. *was completely frightened by your gaze and ran abruptly*

..

..am i going insane or something-

i swear-

she..

that bruise..

[ran196242]

Aziraphale caring for his (dum) injured cowboy husband. 

a birthday gift for @sosobriquet.

[ask-deceit-and-virgil]

Take a nice, deep breath for me Dee. That was a lot to tell us, and I know it hurts to bring it up. It's understandable that, with all the hate in this world, you would be scared of what could happen to Thomas. A lot of people out there are scared, too. It was in no way acceptable how Virgil treated you. You're severely hurt because he wouldn't listen or give you even the slightest of chance. He shouldn't have EVER treated someone like that, especially if he didn't let you explain.

Deceit: It’s just-I....None of us are bad. None of us are evil! Virgil knows that I-I don’t know why Virgil says stuff like that...we-we are just people doing our jobs we were unfortunate enough to just have bad jobs...

Deceit: *sighs* I....I just feel so tired with everything. None of us are bad, I-I’m not evil, nor is Remus despite what it seems. He’s not bad or good, none of us are evil but we’re not good we’re...neutral...we are typically bad traits but we aren’t evil. But that doesn’t mean I’m nice...you guys get what I’m saying right?

Deceit: ugh I just...I feel so exhausted...

[thesmollestsnek]

The worst part about having anxiety is that my brain will take minor shit like a handful of capillaries spontaneously bursting and try to convince me that I’m dying. :/

[somethingjustsouthofbrilliance]

As hilarious as this scene is, as somebody else pointed out, the paintball hits Crowley directly in the bare chest. Would have hurt quite a bit more than it would have for Aziraphale through several layers of clothing.

[whysojiminimnida]

Okay But What If...

The reason we have not seen Park Jimin in anything other than long sleeves all season is...

...new ink? I know, I KNOW. I am delusional, we are ALL AWARE OKAY but just go with me on this. Usually Jimin is in short sleeves, or, you know, naked.

But Jimin hasn't been seen with his arms exposed since they left Las Vegas that I know of. CORRECT ME IF YOU CAN I NEED TO BE WRONG ABOUT THIS I CANNOT SLEEP but we got this in PTD Live Onstage oh hey Jeon whatcha lookin at, buddy

And we saw this in Vegas, no evidence of new ink except the Youth and moon tattoos WHICH WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH THANK YOU SIR

But with the exception of maybe MAYBE a photoshoot here or there, if even that, I really don't think we've seen much of Jiminie's arms, lately. He even did this with long sleeves on (thanks to whoever edited this version, it's quite pretty):

But GAWD YSJ, you may be saying, WHY YOU SUCH A THIRSTY BITCH and the answer is that I am single, fairly recently divorced, and love beautiful men who are both intelligent and totally unavailable. It's a problem. I've sought counseling, let me breathe, DAMN.

I'm not even talking about that shadow or bruise up there that people seem to think is a shoulder tat. I'm not talking about his moons or whatever he has on his back. (Because, let's be fair, we think we know and we might be right but we have no confirmation. What if it's a whole snecky snek or, like, a bunch of emojis? Or a segmented dragon?)

I'm talking about that right arm at elbow/forearm level. Enough ink to sit through some pain for awhile. And don't come at me about "that would hurt," the man has tattooed his rib cage FFS. And his spine. And behind his ear. He done hit the ouchy spots long ago.

Could it just be shadows? YES BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT HUH?

I'm just saying maybe Polyc has been doing a little worky work on members other than Jungkook. I mean we already know Jimin and Jungkook both went to Blind Studio at around the same time, possibly together, remember those autographs and that whole guy that apparently isn't Koo's artist anymore?

Yeah so it's not out of the realm of possibility, is all I'm saying, and I probably won't say it out loud too much more until we see the man's arms again.

TAKE IT OFF PARK JIMIN, PROVE ME WRONG I DARE YOU. And while you're at it, I have questions about how low that spine piece goes.

[seradyn]

Serpentine

Halloween Monster Binge Pt. 3

As the young daughter of an ancient Tenebraen Oracle, the pressure of being the heir to divine powers forces you to take drastic measures. In your effort to escape your calling, you stumble upon a monster unlike any other.

Naga!Ardyn

Word Count: 3179

TW: snek

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The night was dark and damp, tendrils of soggy dirt clinging to your shoes as it transformed into mud. Leaves and loose branches ripped into your arms as you ran through some nameless forest, your destination just as vague. You’d picked a direction at random, unwilling to be picky in your haste. It didn’t really matter; you settled for just getting as far away from the palace as possible. To get away from the life you were doomed to at birth.

You were the young daughter to the Tenebraen royal family, heir to the duties of Oracle, which your mother currently carried out. It was an honor, everyone told you, being gifted by the gods. Such power that others envied, blessed with the healing touch of one divine.

But it didn’t feel like a gift, when you saw how it withered your mother away, turning her into skin and bone as she gave everything she had for your people. She’d barely passed thirty, and her skin prickled with faint wrinkles, her hair turned a ghostly pale grey. Death would come for her prematurely, as was destined by her duties. You respected her, knew it took great power to accept such a fate so willingly…but you didn’t want that life for yourself.

To make matters worse, you’d recently been betrothed to the prince of a distant kingdom, to mend the relationship between the two parties. Naturally, you were disappointed in this course of action, the chance at romance snatched from your fingers before you even had a mind to search for it. And the prince, your supposed husband, hadn’t the best attitude on the rare occasions you got to meet with him. He looked at you like you were another one of his servants, controlling your every action, berating you for the smallest mistake, lest a hand be swiftly brought against you.

You shuddered at the memory, bounding over a fallen log as your legs propelled you forward. The air was sharp, cutting into your mouth and throat as you panted. Vines and roots reached out to you, pulling on your clothes, your hair. The cuts were beginning to sting, the bruises ached with dull throbs. You had no idea how long you’d been running, but you were losing steam fast. Everything hurt. Everything screamed for respite.

Your body began to fail itself, muscles tightening with cramps and refusing to contract. You slowed to a walk, and when even that proved too much, bent over to brace yourself on your knees. You gasped in gulps of humid air, your face on fire and covered in sweat. Your legs were numb, striking against the unfair burden of running for miles on uneven terrain.

You knew you needed to keep going, though. The guards had surely found your empty room by now, the regretful note you’d left on your pillow. They would be out looking for you, combing through the brush for any minuscule clue as to your whereabouts. Staying close to the palace was foolish at best, suicidal at worst.

You could only imagine how they would punish you, leaving the Oracle without an heir…they very well may see it as an act of treason.

Yet your legs remained rigid, uncaring to the whims of your determination, much less your logic. It would’ve been impossible to continue in such a state. You weren’t out of shape so to speak, but you certainly weren’t the kind to take recreational jogs through the woods. With how bad you had it, you were more likely to alert your pursers with your imprecise stumbling than make any meaningful ground.

You needed a place to recover, a place to hide.

Realizing that was your only other option, you weakly raised your head, scanning the gentle incline of the hill you’d run to. It was hard to see anything, the rain attacking your eyes and the minimal light taking the last of your sight. Bleary shapes and encroaching shadows surrounded you, peering in at the pitiful creature in their domain with apathy. The forest was deafened with a mocking silence, letting your ragged breaths ring like an echoing bell.

As you looked over the black masses, a part of the mountain stuck out to you. A patch that seemed much darker, gaping out into the night with an open maw. You squinted at it, trying to discern the reason for such a conspicuous void. Then it clicked.

A cave.

You let out a long breath, a sigh of relief. With a grunt of effort, you forced your legs into motion, feet flopping limply at the ends. Your body whined in protest, but survival instincts had you pushing through the soreness. You just had to make it to the cave, burrow deep into its concealing darkness…then you could rest, you promised yourself.

Exhaustion stretched the distance to a nearly unbearable length, tempting you to give into drowsiness, let yourself crumple onto the damp earth. With a force of will, you came to stand before the opening, carved into jagged rock with fangs made of stalactites. Rather unsettling, though you couldn’t afford to be choosy.

Without hesitation, you stumbled inside, sighing in bliss when the pelt of rain no longer struck your back. The freezing water had numbed you, trying with all its might to send you into hypothermia. Your hair stuck to your face, your clothes were soaked, and your fingers tingled with encroaching frostbite.

But at least you could rest for a moment in here.

You slowly continued down the stone corridor, getting away from the entrance and venturing deeper inside. If you thought it was hard to see before, now it was practically impossible, what little moonlight you’d taken for granted suddenly blocked by a canopy of sediment. It absorbed the chill of the autumn storm, causing a rash of chicken skin to spread across your arms, trying desperately to hold in the small amount of heat you had. Tiny needles of ice punctured your flesh, daggers of chill cutting through you like butter.

You had to remind yourself several times that this was your best course of action. You would take freezing in a cave over being sold to an abusive husband.

It was still a grueling process to get sufficiently deep into the cavern, your body ready to collapse with the promise of rest. You pushed through it, only willing to stop when the light had nearly disappeared behind you, and a void stretched out before you. Hopefully, whoever was searching for you wouldn’t think to come so far inside, and you could relax for a moment before moving on.

You reached your hands out, groping blindly for something to lean against. You winced when your palm grazed a wall, the unpolished stone biting into your hand. It was good enough though, and you finally let your legs dissolve in a heap, the floor becoming your makeshift bed. You reclined on the freezing wall, hissing as your spine met cold rock. You hated the feeling of wet fabric squishing into you, but you would have to put up with it. You allowed your head to droop, closing your eyes to entertain the idea of sleep. You breathed long and deep, in through your nose and out your mouth, concentrating on the drag of your lungs in labor.

Time passed at a snail's pace, the various aches and pains that littered your body milking each second that dragged by. This was undoubtedly the most unpleasant experience you’d ever had, time only making you more aware of that. Albeit, there wasn’t much competition, being pampered royalty your whole life. Though the sound of distant rain was soothing, lulling you into a state of dreamy inattentiveness.

That was probably why it took you so long to notice something was off. A scraping sound echoed to you, from off to your right, from deeper in the cave. It didn’t immediately alarm you, but it was certainly curious, an unfamiliar noise. You furrowed your brows, trying to hone in on it and discern what it was. Like papers being shuffled, or sand running down a dune.

You were so distracted, you almost didn’t notice the sound growing louder, coming towards the entrance fast.

Coming towards you.

Your eyes flew open with a start, hearing it draw closer and closer. Panicked, you tried to scramble up and run, but your legs had grown stiff, refusing to allow you escape. You flopped back onto the ground gracelessly with a surprised yell, filling your heart with dread as you realized you were stuck. You body had given up on you.

Whatever you’d enraged or alerted, there was no getting away from it.

You cried out in fear as a black mass shot into the light, its long, writhing body settling right in front of you, curling and folding on itself. Two glowing, yellow slit eyes peered down at your pathetic form, attached to the head of a man…whose torso darkened just below his navel, turning into something else.

It wasn’t the sound of paper you heard.

It was the sound of scales slithering across stone.

Your heart thundered in your chest, utterly terrified at the monster that was now staring you down. The light from outside combined with the primordial shine of his inhuman eyes gave you the ability to fully comprehend what was before you. The outline of a man, upper half toned and muscled, severed at the abdomen, where scales began and a great snake emerged. The body twisted and knotted into itself, fluid like spools of yarn without shape or constraint. The glow of his eyes illuminated his face; wispy hair that stuck out wildly, the short peppering of stubble, and his expression, contorted into a satisfied grin.

To say you were afraid was an understatement. The blood drained from your face, and you lost the will to scream for help. Hyperventilation was an easy thing, soon making you pant for a different reason. He completely dwarfed you, at least thirty meters in length, and even his human parts were at least twice your own size. You huddled up against the sides of the cave, suddenly feeling incredibly foolish for ever leaving the safety of your home.

The tension was palpable as you stared at each other, anxiety making your stomach churn. You were unable to look away, gaze captured by the morbid beauty of his golden irises. A forked tongue slipped past his lips, smelling the air, tasting you in it. You shivered at the sight.

“Oh my,” the beast finally spoke, after retracting the slimy muscle. His voice caught you off guard, the rugged, yet refined tone not something you would’ve expected from such a creature. It reminded you too much of the nobleman who would stalk your castle halls, waiting for a chance to court you.

For once, you would’ve preferred such a scenario over your current one.

“What have we here?”

You swallowed thickly. A moment passed in suspenseful silence before you realized he expected an answer from you. Trains of thought raced and derailed, trying to come up with some way to convince him to spare your miserable life.

Like he would even entertain such a thing.

“P-please,” you whispered, but the tremble in your tone still came through clear as day. “I…I did not mean to intrude…Or o-offend.”

He tilted his head to the side, wearing his smirk like a prized piece of jewelry. It was extremely disturbing, how pleased he seemed. He hardly considered your answer before responding.

“Worry not, my dear. You have not offended me.”

Some of the tension in the air eased at that, knowing that you hadn’t provoked him. You slowly let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. Perhaps there was a glimmer of hope that you weren’t doomed, as long as he was willing to remain civil.

“Quite the contrary…” he continued, gently lowering himself from a striking position, his human half looming over you. You couldn’t help but stiffen back up as he inched closer, the likelihood of being grabbed raising as he did so. His unblinking eyes were locked on you, and you found it hard to look away.

“I have not had one so lovely grace my dwelling in some time…”

It took you a moment to really understand what he meant. That line of thinking did not bode well for your continued freedom. You fumbled with a rebuttal, grasping at straws, trying to find something that would get him to reconsider.

“M-my parents are of royal blood,” you stated, suddenly struck with inspiration. “I-if you hurt me, t-they’ll hunt you down!”

He looked at you, unmoving for a second, before his smile grew wider, far too amused by your silly begging. A low hiss hummed through his throat, a contented sound that had your hair standing on end.

“Is that so?” He replied, slowly and deliberately, enunciating each syllable. His gaze rolled over you, sizing you up.

“Then it seems…I’ve found my next mate.”

Your eyes widened, a tiny gasp parting your lips in shock, horrified at the implications.

Without warning, something wormed behind your back, a thick tendril that had to be his tail. It startled you, an involuntary scream ripping out of your mouth. He lifted you up like a limp toy, tossing you into his restless snake-like form, which immediately began to constrict around you. Your arms were pinned to your sides by polished scales, trapping you against him as he wrapped around you, just like his helpless prey. You squirmed in his grasp, yelling in frustration when within seconds you could hardly move, tears brimming in your eyes in anger and despair. His hold pushed on your chest as he squeezed, limiting the amount of air you could get and making you even more afraid.

“Who better than royal blood to mother my eggs?” He mused happily as he began to settle again, feeling that you wouldn’t be able to get out of his grip, your weak struggling a sorry sight to behold.

Indeed, you’d hardly had the strength to stand just moments ago. It had taken everything you had to even get this far, and by now, you were beyond spent. There was nothing you could do, choked by lean muscle as you grit your teeth. Your wounds sang at the pressure, killing what shreds of your resolve that remained. Your wriggling dimmed, too exhausted to care anymore as you hung your head in defeated shame.

When your tantrum ended, you sensed him drawing near, the wet sound of his slithering enough of a tell. You couldn’t look at him, at his disgustingly smug face. He must’ve felt rather proud of himself, you thought sarcastically, overpowering someone so beneath his own strength.

“You won’t get away with this,” you snarled, watching him position his human body in front of you out of your periphery. “Whole battalions will come after you if you touch me.”

You highly doubted it would change his mind about you, but it would’ve been enough if you made him sweat.

Your heart sank as a deep chuckle left him.

Not the effect you were hoping for.

“Oh, I hope they do. I wouldn’t mind a bit of sport, wiping out your adorable little armies.”

A shudder rippled up your back. The tone of his voice…he wasn’t bluffing.

“As for you…I believe you have two options.” A soft hand found your chin, delicately lifting it to force your gazes to meet. You hadn’t even the energy to fight it, so easily becoming compliant against your will. You whimpered, staring into the reptilian, amber eyes of your captor.

“First…you can be a good girl and let me breed you,” he said with the smoothness of someone making a deal. “Personally, I’m partial to this option, since you seem like a fertile young lady.” His look traveled up and down you again, admiring the sight of you at his mercy.

“Or…you could be my next meal.”

Your breath caught in your throat, sweat pooling in your palms as you paled. Your trembling was uncontrollable now, and you knew he could feel it. You wondered if he could hear your pulse too, with how fast and loud it was. Your own ears were ringing with adrenaline, so hot, so terrifying.

“I suggest you choose wisely, my love. Your life may depend upon it.”

What he offered was no decision though, and you both were well aware. The illusion of being able to decide your fate was all it was, and it made you feel all the more hopeless.

Who was to say he wouldn’t just kill you after he’d used you like a brood mother? Surely he wouldn’t just let you go…and where did that leave you? As his glorified sex doll?

You weren’t sure which fate was worse, honestly.

But your odds of survival were zero if he killed you now. If you agreed to his demands and appeared complacent, perhaps you could wait until he slipped up. Unlikely as it was…it was your best chance at getting out of the situation.

Your stomach dropped as you made up your mind, afraid of what would happen to you in the meantime. Terrible things you didn’t want to think about.

“…I-”

A commotion at the front of the cave cut you off, drawing the attention of you both. The creature twisted his body around, facing the stormy opening with a low growl, his back to you. You craned your neck as well, wondering if you’d already been tracked to the monster’s den.

The bellowing of voices bubbled to you, and your heart leapt with relief. Masculine shouts dispersed into the forest, speaking your name with various honorifics attached. You could faintly hear the sound of clanging armor, of boots squelching in mud.

The palace guards, without a doubt.

Perhaps you weren’t doomed after all.

The great viper slithered forward hesitantly, watching the cave mouth as the shouts grew steadily closer. You repressed a tiny smile, pleased he was about to be knocked down a peg or two. He could use a bit of humbling.

He then looked back at you…with such malicious joy your own expression immediately faltered.

“Darling, did you bring me dinner? Oh, you sweet thing. You shouldn’t have.”

He gave you a possessive squeeze, making you grimace, arms digging into your tender sides. Your ribs pressed into supple organs, a coppery scent drifting into your nose. You bit back a whimper, trying to appear strong, but it was obvious how scared you were. He knew it too, you could see it on his face.

“Well my dear, I believe I shall deal with your trespassing friends first, before moving on to the main event. Hmm?”

As if he actually cared what you had to say.

You didn’t even bother answering him. You turned your head downward, hiding your face, staring at a plain section of his woven scales.

He laughed at your misery, slithering out of the cave with you in tow.

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Mmmm monster Ardyn 🤤

This was one of the first fics I knew I wanted to do when I started my Halloween stuff. Was heavily inspired by some Sephiroth Naga AUs, which are pretty great if you wanna check ‘em out!

I am sad to say this will probably be my last Halloween work, at least for this October. I have Midterms this week and next, so what little time I had to write is now out the window. Kinda sad, I planned on doing so much more, but it’ll have to wait 😩

But regardless, I hope you enjoy! 💕

[pudding-parade]

Annnnnnnd now Origin has magically decided to work. I don’t know why. I didn’t do anything that I hadn’t done yesterday while trying to get it to load. Maybe EA pushed an update to the update. Whatever.

Buuuuuuut I’m now invested in this RimWorld colony anyway, so that’s what I wanna play. There’s an update about it behind the cut, if anyone cares. I do still want to build some shit in TS3, though, so I’m sure I’ll do that in the next day or two. Assuming that Origin continues to behave, that is.

Anyway, my silly RimWorld colony.

I’m up to five colonists now, all female except for one of the originals, who’s a man that’s married to the original woman colonist (who’s now pregnant). This is thanks to the prisoner recruitment that I was working on plus a shuttle crash that gave me two pawns with skills relevant to my interests. So, with that, I’m able to get the actual drug operation that I had originally intended to have up and running a bit more, since now I have two animal-and-construction-focused pawns, two plant-and-crafting-focused pawns, and one to cook and do all the little miscellaneous tasks like cleaning and refueling, though I could definitely use another pawn for the miscellaneous tasks so that the other can just be a cook. I could also use a dedicated fisherman. And a researcher. We’ll see what Randy deigns to give me.

Mother Nature to the Rescue: My boomrat and (for the moment, at least) bear problem was solved by...a heat wave. Two-and-a-half days of temperatures above 130F/55C drove all the wild animals off the map. My colonists were fine (albeit a little hot and sweaty) because of devilstrand + bearskin clothing (which has good heat and cold insulation) plus having some rooms dug into rock (and further cooled with passive coolers) thanks to one of the new colonists (the cook) being an Undergrounder with awesome mining skill. I was worried about my animals, who couldn’t all fit in the cave rooms, but they all pulled through OK. So yay! No more boomrat horde. (There were 44 of them when the heat wave hit!) I stopped playing not too long after the heat wave ended, and at that point all that was on the map were a few small prey animals and a garter snake. (SNEK! ❤️) We’ll see if the bears come back. Or if they’ll be replaced by wargs or some other monstrosities I have via animal-adding mods. (Ancient giant spiders, anyone?)

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em: Or have them join you, as the case may be. My two animal-focused pawns each got an inspired taming, one right after the other. So I said “fuck it” and tamed two of the grizzly bears, a young male and a female who is pretty old but is pregnant, so hopefully she’ll have a female cub or three before she dies. They both have good melee damage and speed genes, and both will be trained in everything: guarding, attacking, rescuing, hauling, and hunting, the latter via another mod. So...supersoldier grizzly bears AND supersoldier boars. Raiders be fuuuuuucked, man. LOL

My New Colonists Are Rad, Part 1: The prisoner recruitment, the only survivor of a three-person primitive cannibal raid who seemed to think they could take on my selectively-bred boar army. (This was before I had bears, too.) They were dead wrong. I didn’t even have to get colonists involved. Two of the three were almost instantly eviscerated while only managing to lightly bruise their attackers with their clubs. The third, my recruit, was merely downed. By a baby boar with excellent melee damage genes (152%, the best of the bunch so far), though to her credit she did manage to cut off one of the boar’s ears with the very crappy knife she was carrying before it downed her. (Perhaps that was foreshadowing...) So, she’s 14 years old and has the really skinny body type. Fortunately for her, she has good plants skill, so I didn’t just leave her for the boars to eat like her compatriots. As it turned out, she also has the trigger-happy trait. So, once converted (just to get rid of her cannibalism; I don’t usually bother otherwise unless I’m playing bigoted proselytizers) and recruited, I gave her a small, light machine pistol that I had acquired from raiding a pirate farming settlement, and she is fucking lethal with the thing. The gun is short-range but, being a machine gun, it fires many bullets very quickly, and combined with the trigger-happy trait’s increased firing rate, she’s a killing machine. It doesn’t even matter that the trigger-happy trait also decreases accuracy, given the weapon she has. And at the moment she only has 3 shooting points. Can’t imagine what she’ll be like when she has 10+ and is armed with a better machine gun. I kinda wanna rename her “Joanna Rambo,” though I don’t know if it’s possible to rename pawns. Anyway, a tiny, skinny, 14-year-old killing machine...who also enjoys growing things and has the kind trait, so she regularly gives other pawns positive buffs by saying nice things to them. Like a little ray of sunshine toting a machine gun. LOL  

My New Colonists Are Rad, Part 2: One of the shuttle crash victims. A 37-year-old woman who has excellent animal and medical skills because of a veterinarian backstory...and is also fucking lethal. I gave her a masterwork recurve bow made by Original Colonist Dude, even though she has better melee skill. (Because the ideology of the colony reveres ranged weaponry and despises melee weaponry, Original Colonist Dude is a master craftsman who makes amazing bows now and who will no doubt make amazing guns once there’s time to research machining.) Anyway, during one of the bear attacks when the bear was coming for a newborn boar, the first shot from one of the other colonists hit its foot and turned it into a manhunter, but since this colonist was closest, it went after her first, not the colonist who shot it. It wasn’t far from her, so I thought she was a goner. At best I hoped I could get someone to her to save her if I could distract the bear away from her and her rescuer. That wasn’t necessary. She fired a single arrow at it and destroyed its brain. Dropped dead instantly. It usually takes 8-10 bullets from a colonist with 10+ shooting skills and a rifle to bring down one of these things, but she did it with one fucking arrow. I thought it was a fluke. It wasn’t. She subsequently went on a raid (which her ideology likes, so raiding and killing people gives her positive mood buffs) and killed two defenders with single shots to their brains from her bow. From across a river, no less. I don’t know what it is about her, but she is fucking scary and is now, unofficially, named Wonder Woman. And she only has 4 shooting points! Can’t wait to see what she’ll be like with more shooting skill and a masterwork/legendary greatbow. Gotta do the research for that first, though. 

[sneks-n-bickles]

Was bored/ having another art block so I did this character sheet I saw here for Nima because it looked kinda fun and it it was. 

The signature was hard only because I’m not an expert on Greek writing?? I looked up some old stuff from Greek notaries and it was very pretty. It all looks like english cursive from very far away, then you get up close and its most certainly not haha. Its interesting to see how its naturally written though, especially the backwards y for a m considering how totally unnatural it felt to write for me. 

[macademmia]

Flirting with Social Anxiety

I loved this so much, here’s my liveblog

-Roman and Virgil tag teaming against Thomas and calling him old -ROMAN CALLING THOMAS GRANDPA -Roman and Virgil following Thomas around is amazing -“LIAR” -Virgil is right about the stickers -ROMAN AND VIRGIL LOVING THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISMAS -“Those jokes are old” “you would know” -PINTREVERTS -Virgil and Roman -“no man” “it’s RO-MAN with an R” -“What are gay eyes?” “How cute” -Virgil and Roman are terrible wingmen and I live for this -GERAD GAY -“you’re making a mistake” “if I am ILL ADD IT THE LIST” no :( -I am a Thomas kinnie now -I love how they can shove him -VIRGIL SITTING ON THE SINK -“Knowing what I want” CUTS TO SAD ROMAN -this monologue is so good, and emotional, and the music -“but you can’t have true love if the relationship isn’t built on truth” Roman I will cry -So much talk about lying and yet no snek boy -“he fears things too” -Good to know gay panic is just Roman and Virgil screaming -“It’s probably for the best” Roman’s face when he says that -OH MY GOD VIRGIL PANICKING YET SHOVING THOMAS FORWARD SO HE CAN MAKE ROMAN HAPPY -Thomas is me flirting -“you should’ve just said hi” -I’ve had Nico for five minutes and if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in the room then myself -“nothing but a bruised ego” Roman: >:/ -“SHUT UP EMO” -HAPPY VIRGIL -okay is eyeshadow is bright purple DOES THAT MEAN HE’S HAPPY -PRINXIETY BEING HAPPY -“Join me! No thinking!” ROMAN YOU RELATABLE HIMBO -“if he’s ready We’re ready” Overall, It is a great day to be a Roman and platonic prinxiety stan, this episode was fantastic 

[devildomimagines]

This is a bit self-indulgent, but how would the brothers react to an MC that not only has a high pain tolerance but can relocate their limbs? I fell down the stairs and didn’t notice my ankle was broken and I remember relocating my arm one time when it got dislocated in some other accident without reacting much.

MC can still feel the pain but they can handle it like a champ and fix/adjust whatever injury they have with a poker face

Hello Anon! Happy to take the request but dude(gnc lol) your body, please be careful! Thank you for your patience, I hope you enjoy~

Belphegor

First of all, what the hell?

He knows humans and they shouldn’t be able to bend like that.

You made him question his understanding of human anatomy.

Once he’s over that, he calls you weird in the most affectionate way lol.

Kind of amazed that you showed him something he’s never seen before.

After chapter 16 events, he knows you have a high pain tolerance so he finds himself constantly asking if you’re ok?

There were a few times when you had been hurt but didn’t even notice until he asked.

He swears you’re an injury magnet but the two upsides are that you don’t whine about it and can fix any dislocations yourself.

Belphie has stress dreams about you getting seriously hurt but you don’t recognize you need help.

The only way to quell his fears is to stay with him when he sleeps so when he wakes up and sees you’re fine he can go back to sleep.

Beelzebub

He has a high pain tolerance too so he often forgets you’re human and that your body is much weaker than his.

Once gave you a really excited but hard high five and it dislocated your wrist.

You popped it back in with ease but he was so apologetic.

You aren’t mad though, it didn’t even hurt and you’re back to normal already.

He’s like those big dogs that are so excited to see you that you can’t be mad when they take you down by jumping on you.

Belphie reminds him that there are things that you can’t do and to be careful with you.

He’s protective of you when around others but he almost always forgets his own strength when handling you.

There could definitely be times when he’s pulling you along to a restaurant he wants to get to and just dislocates your shoulder.

Again, another easy enough fix to pop it back in but Beel treats you to meals all week as an apology.

If there was ever a time where you actually vocalized your pain, he’d know it was serious and get you to a hospital right away.

Asmodeus

He’s at first more worried about your skin scarring with cuts and scrapes you don’t notice and leave to scab over messily.

The first time he sees a dislocated joint though, he has sympathy pain and asks if you’re ok and if you need a doctor.

When you say no and relocate the join yourself, he grimaces. It’s not a pleasant experience as a bystander.

He doesn’t know much about human anatomy but he figures this is not the norm.

You’re making him stress and it isn’t a cute look!

Asmo gets protective so you and him don’t have to suffer through relocating your limbs.

If there is even a chance you could get hurt, he’s pulling you aside to help him with something.

Being a demon means that he also has a pain tolerance but he’s aware humans are generally weaker.

Although you’ve assured him many times that it doesn’t hurt, he still treats you to a relaxing bath or massage after an incident. 

Surely your body might not be giving you the signals it’s hurting but he figures dislocating and relocating your limbs that often can’t be good. He hopes he’s mitigating any lasting damage on your joints/muscles/nerves with the warmth of the bath or the relaxation of the massage.

Satan

He would be disturbed but so intrigued. 

Relocating limbs was definitely not in any books he read about humans.

He has so many questions!

Does it hurt? Not for you but you know for others it would.

How often does it happen? Not too often but enough to have a handful of stories about it.

What joints can do that? Fingers, toes, shoulders, knees, elbows, and ankles just to name a few.

Satan may or may not subtly test your pain tolerance with unsuspecting pokes or gradually increasing his force behind back pats, high fives or pulling you along to different locations.

His experiment leads him to conclude that although you’re not feeling the pain, your body is certainly reacting to his tests. There were bruises where he poked a little too hard.

Afterwards, he dials back his research with you as a test subject but picks up more books about human anatomy.

He knows you’re sturdy and you could take a lot but he treats you gently anyway.

Leviathan

You know his “Whoooaaa!”

Yeah, that is definitely his reaction seeing you fix your dislocated joint.

He thinks it’s super cool, a total boss move.

He has no idea that humans are not supposed to do that and at the very least it should hurt.

Belphie mentions it’s not normal and Levi somehow thinks it’s even cooler.

You’re weird! Like him!

I could see our local snek bro being double jointed or something along those lines.

Your high pain tolerance doesn’t come up until he accidentally whips you with his tail and he knows it should have hurt but you just shrugged it off.

It’s definitely a relief that he doesn’t have to worry too much if it should happen again by accident. He was just excited and turned too quickly, that’s bound to happen again.

When he’s bored, he’ll say, “MC, do the thing!” and you put your arm at a funky angle and he watches everyone’s grimace with a look of pure joy.

Mammon

Kind of freaks out the first time he sees you with a dislocated shoulder.

He’s practically dragging you to get help, he doesn’t know what the fix is but knows enough about humans to know you need something.

Once you calmed him down enough, you can pop the sucker right back in front of him.

If demons can faint, he almost does. You had him so worried!

After that initial time, he almost boasts about how great you are, you don’t need a doctor, you can fix it yourself! No problem!

Don’t blame him when he tries to exploit this though. He might get the idea to tout you around as you have a dislocated joint, asking for pity donations.

It’s up to you if you go along with it or take the moral high ground.

He’s generally gentle with you by default, having never threatened you with violence like his other brothers. 

Mammon was kind of surprised that you weren’t phased when Beel slapped you on the back as he laughed at your joke. It looked hard and it made Mammon wince.

If you shrugged it off then so did he. He trusted if you needed help or anything, you’d ask him since he was your first.

Lucifer

Maybe the first time he’s been surprised in a while was watching you relocate a joint.

He knows human anatomy just from preparing for the exchange program and that was not something he prepared for.

Hesitantly asked if you were ok?

When you shrug it off, he’s concerned.

May just take you to the doctor to be certain.

He’s pretty protective after that. Although you confirmed it didn’t hurt, it would look bad on Diavolo’s grand plan if you kept getting injured.

Lucifer would be grateful that you aren’t going to come crying to him at a drop of a hat since he has enough to deal with.

Of course he would drop everything if you needed medical attention, don’t think that his daily duties would take priority in that situation.

Still can’t cure himself of chronic worrying though and will check in with you often.

You had better be honest with him, he has to report on your general health regularly so it’s in your best interest to let him know when you’ve been hurt or dislocated/relocated limbs.

[revlischarm]

Ninjago Ship Masterlist!!!!!!!!

A complete, up-to-date list of all the Ninjago ships is below the cut; I will add onto it when a new ship is made. If there’s a ship you don’t see on here, reach out to me through my ask box or private messages.

I’m only documenting the ships of Ninjago here, I’m not doing anything out of preference or bias. This is just to have a cohesive record of the fandom’s pairings for everyone to use as a helpful resource.

(B! equals Bizarro, just so y’all know)

Bruise or Geode- Cole x Jay

Plasma- Jay x Kai

Techno- Jay x Zane

Lava- Kai x Cole

Opposite- Zane x Kai

Glacier- Cole x Zane

Polyninja- Zane x Cole x Jay x Kai

Greenflame- Lloyd x Kai

Jaya- Jay x Nya

Pixane- Pixal x Zane

Samurai- Pixal x Nya

Ice Samurai or Samuraice- Nya x Pixal x Zane

Jaycule- Kai x Zane x Cole x Jay AND Nya x Jay

Future- Cyrus Borg x Acronix

AmberPhoenix- Skylor x Nya

Llorumi- Lloyd x Harumi

Life or Lloya- Lloyd x Nya

Kailor- Kai x Skylor

Ember (Queerplatonic!!)- Skylor & Kai

Coliel- Cole x Seliel

Heavy Metal- Cole x Zane x Pixal

Morwu- Morro x Sensei Wu

Moss- Cole x Lloyd

Unique or Popsicle- Lloyd x Zane

Mountain- Kai x Zane x Cole

Scruff- Dareth x Ronin

Garsako or Harbinger- Garmadon x Misako

Wusako- Sensei Wu x Misako

Outdated- Cryptor x Zane

Taser- Jay x Cryptor

Blizzard- Zane x Morro

Destiny- Kai x Morro

Hailstorm- Jay x Cole x Zane

Cryptzu- Cryptor x General Kozu

Spirit or Sandstorm- Morro x Cole

Conya or Petrichor- Cole x Nya

Greenwind- Lloyd x Morro

ElectricStorm- Jay x Morro

Thinkfast- Neuro x Griffin

BlueWire- Jay x Pixal

Ronya- Ronin x Nya

JadeWolf- Harumi x Akita

Citrus- Morro x Echo Zane

Steam- Ray x Maya

General- Cryptor x White Nindroid

Greenwisp- Lloyd x Jay

Forgiven- Brad x Lloyd

Morrumi or JadeStorm- Morro x Harumi

Survival- Vinny x Garmadon

AmberPrincess- Skylor x Harumi

Legacy- Morro x Cole x Zane x Jay x Kai

GarmaClouse- Garmadon x Clouse

Cryxal- Cryptor x Pixal

Sunshine- Cole x Ultra Violet

Golden Matter- Overlord x Lloyd

User-Friendly- Zane x Overlord

Cake- Cole x cake

ForeverAlone- Sensei Wu x tea

Tea- Sensei Wu x Mystake

GarmaKai- Garmadon x Kai

SnakeGlacier- “Snake Jaguar” x Cole

SnakeBlizzard- “Snake Jaguar” x Morro

Dark History- Garmadon x Krux

Inventor- Cyrus Borg x Dr. Julien

Self-Centered or Coffee- Dareth x Garmadon

Loulien- Lou x Dr. Julien

Zanecule- Polyninja AND Pixane

YingYang- Overlord x First Spinjitzu Master

Ash- Garmadon x Ray

Spell- Master Chen x Clouse

SmokeShade- Ash x Shade

Garmacest- Garmadon x Lloyd

Hope- Young Wu x Faith

ElectricVirus- Jay x Overlord

Resurrected- Zane x Morro x Pixal

Nightshade- Tox x Chamille

LavaLamp- Cole x Skylor x Kai

ResonatedGravity- Jacob x Gravis

Dumbass- Jay x Kai x Cole

PolyPonytail- Nya x Pixal x Skylor

Mudshock- Jay x Nya x Cole

Braincell- Nya x Zane

Conductor- Kai x Zane x Jay (conductor like the metal, not the train)

Gunpowder- Kai x Ash

JetFaith- Jet Jack x Faith

Riptide- Nya x Ultra Violet

Ore- Karlof x Cole

TickTock- Zane x Acronix

Eyepatch- Clutch x Ronin

Supernatural- Snek!Jay x Ghost!Cole x Zane x Anacondrai!Kai

Iceberg- Zane x Nya x Cole

Violent- Harumi x Ultra Violet

Snakecell- Nya x “Snake Jaguar”

DarkThinking- Shade x Neuro

Steampunk- Jay x Echo Zane

TheyDeservedBetter- Show!Garmadon x Koko

GreenCheer- Movie!Lloyd x Movie!Chen

Blue- Nya x Jay x Zane

VioletSnake- Ultra Violet x “Snake Jaguar”

GarmaChen- Garmadon x Master Chen

Hurricane- Nya x Morro

JadedSnake- Harumi x “Snake Jaguar”

StolenData- Skylor x Pixal

PlayDate- Nya x Dogshank

Sleet- Kai x Zane AND Zane x Nya (Nya and Kai are both dating Zane)

Slush- Kai x Nya x Zane

S’mores- Dareth x Zane

Chaos- B!Kai x B!Cole x B!Jay x B!Zane

DarkPlasma- B!Kai x B!Jay

DarkGlacier- B!Cole x B!Zane

DarkLava- B!Kai x B!Cole

DarkGeode- B!Jay x B!Cole

DarkTechno- B!Zane x B!Jay

DarkOpposite- B!Kai x B!Zane

StoneCold- Cole x B!Zane

BlackIce- B!Zane x Zane

Virus- Zane x B!Jay

GreasedLightning- B!Jay x Jay

Fireworks- B!Jay x Kai

Trojan- B!Zane x Jay

Avalanche- Zane x B!Cole

Magma- B!Kai x Cole

Obsidian- Cole x B!Cole

Inferno- Kai x B!Kai

Eruption- B!Cole x Kai

Pyrotechnic- B!Kai x Zane

Frostbite- B!Zane x Kai

BlackLightning- B!Cole x Jay

Aftershock- B!Jay x Cole

FireStarter- B!Kai x Jay

Blizzaro- B!Zane x Morro

Shenanigans- B!Jay x Morro

StolenKiss- B!Jay x Nya

Typhoon- B!Zane x Nya

Mudslide- B!Cole x Nya

Misfit- B!Polyninja x Morro

Gloomy- B!Cole x Morro

Pride- Morro x B!Kai

Greed- B!Kai x Morro x B!Jay

Whirlwind- B!Jay x Morro x Nya

IceStorm- Zane x Nya x Morro

LightningFast- Jay x Griffin

DryIce- Kai x Ice Emperor Zane

HowlingWind- Bansha x Morro

Tar- Shade x Tox

Arson- B!Jay x B!Cole x B!Zane x Kai

BrainFreeze- Neuro x Zane

Fog- Nya x Shade

Timecest- Krux x Acronix

Smelt- Kai x Cryptor

ElectroIce or Gaydar- Zane x Mr. E

Skeleton- Morro x Ghoultar

Checkmate- Zane x Nadakhan

Eclipse- Kai x Shade

CrimsonLightning- Mr. E x Jay

ShortMetal- Mindroid x Cryptor

ThunderSnow- Morro x Jay x Zane

Hellstorm- Kai x Zane x Morro

TropicalStorm- Jay x Nya x Morro

Turquoise or Waterlily- Harumi x Nya

Nightlight- Shade x Paleman

DisintegratedSmoke- Paleman x Ash

Crystal- Morro x Cole x Zane

Holly or Llokita- Lloyd x Akita

Corruption or Staff- Staff!Kai x Ice Emperor Zane

EternalWinter- Ice Emperor Zane x Vex

Bear- Cole x Kataru

Fever- Kai x Neuro

Hotwire- Kai x Pixal x Zane

ArcticWolf- Zane x Akita

Hacker- Ronin x Zane

AcidRain- Nya x Tox

Forge- Kai x Karlof

Lightspeed- Paleman x Griffin

Purple- Pixal x Ultra Violet

FriedChicken- Jay x Fugi-Dove

Vore or Killjoy- Pythor x Overlord

Upgrade- Unagami x Mechanic

Quiet- Mr. E x Harumi

PolyMaster- All the Elemental Masters including the ninja

Shockwave- Nya x Jay x Pixal

Chrome- Karlof x Neuro

WetDog- Nya x Akita

Mystery- Echo Zane x Cryptor

Rogue- Ronin x Okino

Boomer- Sensei Wu x Krux

LightningDjinn- Jay x Nadakhan

VanillaCake- Vania x Cole

Void- Cryptor x Cole

Rainforest- Cole x Nya x Lloyd

Entombed- Pythor x Aspheera

Gemstone- Cole x Plundar

AcidicFluid- Nya x Chamille x Tox

Garmakruxsako- Garmadon x Krux x Misako

EvilTechno- Cryptor x Acronix

Roadrunner- Ultra Violet x Fugi-Dove

Mechanic- Jay x Zane x Nya x Pixal

Ivory- Hailmar x Vania

Leviathan- Great Devourer x Wojira

Strike- Libber x Krux

PolySerpent- Great Devourer x Fire Fang x Wojira x Anacondrai Serpent(Clouse’s pet snake)

Seabreeze- Benthomaar x Morro

ElectricBoogaloo- Jay x PoulErik

ThunderWave- Jay x Benthomaar

Retro- Milton Dyer x Acronix

AmberNightshade- Skylor x Chamille x Tox

Corrosive- Tox x Skylor

Adaption- Skylor x Chamille

Raincloud- Vania x Benthomaar

Firewall- Kai x Pixal

Firefly- Kai x Vania

Flood- Kalmaar x Nya

SamuraiCheerleader- Nya x Unnamed background girl

Cannonball- Captain Soto x Ultra Violet

Parrot- Fugi-Dove x Captain Soto

FourArms- Lord Garmadon x General Kozu x Samukai

Forgotten- Echo Zane x Cryptor x Morro

BadBoy- Lloyd x Brad x Gene

Copper- Dareth x Cyrus Borg

Ratmen- Ronin x Dareth x Clutch

Girlboss- Gayle Gossip x Patty Keys

MotorOil- Cole x Mr. E

Upply or D&D- Fungus x Plundar x Korgran

CrimsonTech- Jay x Zane x Mr. E

ElectroGlacier- Cole x Mr. E x Zane

Allied- Lord Garmadon x General Kozu

TeaPost- Mystake x Mailman

Crypthor or Lackey- Cryptor x Pythor

Gareth or Dayle- Dareth x Gayle Gossip

GorgonVenom- Machia x Tox

Fixation- Lou x Ed

FriedSquid- Jay x Kalmaar

CriminalMinds- Miss Demeanor x Ultra Violet x Reflectra

Rose- Gene x Brad

UltraE- Ultra Violet x Mr. E

Skelma- Skales x Selma

Skythor or Pythales- Pythor x Skales

CinnamonWafer- Char x Glutinous

SaltwaterTaffy- Glutinous x Gripe

EnergyEfficient- Lloyd x Pixal

DeepSeaEnergy- Benthomaar x Lloyd

Obsession- Kai x Master Chen

Windpower- Morro x Pixal

GarmaBorg- Garmadon x Cyrus Borg

CorruptedCode- Mr. E x Cryptor

Transformer- Ash x Chamille

Misfortune- Nadakhan x Delara

Moriel or Phantom- Morro x Seliel

Fowl- Libber x Clouse

Loner- Kai x Ronin

SunScale- Kai x Great Devourer

Coral- Benthomaar x Cole

Edge- Cryptor x Morro x Shade x Chamille x Tox

Cherry- Skylor x Vania

Mellow- Lou x Lilly

Rustic- Benthomaar x Echo Zane

Brine- Cole x Morro x Nya

Eyecandy- Kai x Cole x Morro

Ecstatic- Vania x Jay x Benthomaar x Echo Zane

Royalty- Benthomaar x Vania x Harumi

Venom- Ultra Violet x Tox

Dilf- Garmadon x all the Ninjago dads

Blacksmith- Lou x Ray

Drought- Pythor x Kalmaar

Redemption- Morro x Skylor

Feral- Akita x Benthomaar

Nostalgia- Dr. Julien x Krux

Hazard- Kai x Echo Zane

Miasma- Morro x Tox

Brimstone- Echo Zane x Cole

BlackWire- Cole x Pixal

Mirage- Nya x Chamille

Heatwave- Kai x Chamille

Travel- Libber x Misako

Specter- Seliel x Morro x Cole

Tragedy- Maya x Lilly

Island- Nya x PoulErik x Jay

Disaster- Jay x Kai x Morro x Cole

Absent- Maya x Libber x Misako

Maelstrom- Morro x Wojira

Everlasting- Echo Zane x Morro AND Morro x Zane

Sacrifice- Nya x Lloyd x Zane

Seafoam- Benthomaar x Echo Zane x Nya

Mist- Morro x Chamille x Nya

Warrior- Nya x Murtessa

Risk- Jay x Morro x Kai

Cave- Cole x Benthomaar x Morro

Vinyl- Lou x Garmadon

Nemesis- Sensei Wu x Aspheera

Abandoned- Morro x Echo Zane x Benthomaar

Lullaby- Lou x Maya

Kitsune- Morro x Akita

Salamander- Kai x Clancee

Anchor- Benthomaar x Zane

Bronze- Dareth x Karlof

Hubris- Dareth x Clutch

Grief- Lou x Lilly x Ray x Maya

DarkHumor- Jay x Shade

Dust- Morro x Echo Zane x Cole

Sunflower- Vania x Echo Zane

Gambit- Ronin x Soul Archer

Whiplash- Aspheera x Acronix

Disco- Jay x Reflectra x Zane

ElectricEel- Libber x Maya

Vintage- Lou x Sensei Wu

Junk- Ed x Edna x Dr. Julien

DustDevil- Morro x Ultra Violet

Thief- Ronin x Clutch x Plundar

SameVoiceActor- Dr. Julien x Garmadon

Gaymer- Superstar Rockin’ Jay x “Rocky Dangerbuff” x Rockstar!Kai x “Snake Jaguar”

PunkRock- Ultra Violet x “Rocky Dangerbuff”

Static- Ice Emperor Zane x Jay

Comet- Cole x Superstar Rockin’ Jay

Jagged- Cole x Ice Emperor Zane

Neon- Scott x Superstar Rockin’ Jay

Cinder- “Rocky Dangerbuff” x Kai

Oblivion- Staff!Kai x Cole

Outlaw- “Rocky Dangerbuff” x “Snake Jaguar”

Wrath- Staff!Kai x Morro x Ice Emperor Zane

Pyrite- Staff!Kai x “Rocky Dangerbuff”

Vortex- Morro x Ice Emperor Zane

Reaper- Cole x Ice Emperor Zane x Morro

Envy- Staff!Kai x Morro

Permafrost- Ice Emperor Zane x Pixal

Dubstep- Movie!Cole x Movie!Kai

Pop-Culture- Movie!Jay x Movie!Cole

Rhythm- Movie!Zane x Movie!Cole

Stereo- Movie!Kai x Movie!Zane x Movie!Cole

Surge- Movie!Jay x Morro

Cursed- Morro x Movie!Zane

Arcade- Movie!Cole x Movie!Jay x Movie!Kai

Cliché- Movie!Nya x Movie!Jay

[acedesigns]

Good Omens Oneshot Masterlist

Here is my masterlist for all of the Good Omens oneshots I’ve written. All of which are X Reader with it being gender-neutral unless stated otherwise.

Other Masterlists

Good Omens Headcanons Masterlist

Aziraphale X Crowley

Bento Box

Book for an Angel

Cure

Fanfiction

Haunted House

Lotion

Pride Float: Part 1

Pride Float: Part 2

Sight

Sunshine City Mall

Swan Wings

Umbrella

Aziraphale

A Good Person

All I Want

Biscuits

Body Image

Book of Flowers

Broken

Bruises

Clumsy

Crepes

Enigma

Fantasy

First-Aid

Healing Touch

I’ll Catch You

Illness

In the Rain

Medication

Miracle: Part 1

Miracle: Part 2

Miracle: Part 3

Mysterious Author

Overworked

Pain Killers: Part 1

Pain Killers: Part 2

Precious

Shaking

Shellfish

Sketches

Sleepy

Smiles, Laughter, and Hugs

Smite

Soup

Superpower

There was Once an Angel

Too Cute

Touch Starved

Wish Upon a Star: Part 1

Wish Upon a Star: Part 2

Worms

Crowley

Biological Warfare (not X Reader)

Can Demons Love?

Caterpillars

Cocoa

Ducks

Ex

Gender

Good Deeds: Part 1

Good Deeds: Part 2

Grocery Shopping

Hair Wash

Late Night

Miniature Golf

My Star

Operation 317

Pinched Nerve (Ashtoreth)

Pinky Promise

Rescued: Part 1

Rescued: Part 2

Revenge

Scars

Shark Week

Sing

Snake Charmer

Snek

Song of the Woods: Part 1

Song of the Wood: Part 2

Song of the Woods: Part 3

Song of the Woods: Part 4

Summer Heat

Time (Ashtoreth)

Trigger

Trust

Twinsies

Waffles: Part 1

Waffles: Part 2

What we Deserve

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Work

Aziraphale X Reader X Crowley

Community Day

Dreams

Nightmare

Eternity

Forever

The Beach

Gabriel

Kicked an Angel: Part 1

Kicked an Angel: Part 2

Kicked an Angel: Part 3

Kicked an Angel: Part 4

Masked Stranger

Hastur

Lesson: Part 1

Lesson: Part 2

[imma-potatoo]

omgggggg i loved your angsty janus HCs. they were so good

if it's not too much trouble...can we get some angty remus and/or logan HCs...? maybe?

Angsty Remus and Logan huh? Well I can try! I don't do much Remus angst

Small note before we begin! I highly suggest reading my angsty Janus HCs as things might not make sense otherwise

Anyway!

Remus

The first thing Remus can remember is screaming

The screams of the King that is, the strange thing about the split is the distribution of the King's fragments. Remus has most of the King's memories, Roman looks almost exactly like him

The King's memories are more like a fuzzy haze then an actual memory. He knows what happened, but the details are spotty at best

He blames himself for Virgil locking himself away

The night before Virgil locked himself away, they had an argument while Janus was asleep

Basically, Remus left the dark side to go annoy the others, completely going against Virgil's rule of "Do not go to the light sides"

Virgil got angry, Remus said some less then pleasant things, and the next day Virgil refused to leave his room

Remus feels absolutely horrible for this, especially because he could only watch as Janus tore himself apart over it

He's pissed at Virgil, he abandoned the children he was supposed to be caring for... Twice

He tired to step up and take care of Janus in Virgil's absence, but he couldn't do any of it right

He almost burned down the kitchen every time he tried to cook, everytime he tried to play with Janus; the snek walked away with bruises, even if he tried to do something as simple as cleaning.

He just kept failing

Overall, Remus just feels like a failure

He feel into a depressive spiral, and gave up trying to take care of Janus

He knows he shouldn't blame himself, he's a child himself, but he can't help but feel responsible

He has frequent nightmares of the monster that hurt Janus, it was his creation, Janus was in the imagination because of him, therefore it's his fault that Janus has to use the cane

He compares himself to Roman constantly. Like every second of every day

After Janus dragged him out of the depressive spiral, he decided that he will become the world's number one problem until Virgil came out of his cave

It never really worked, only drove Janus to work harder

Remus taught himself to cook when Janus fell into a spiral. So he's actually pretty good at it, the food doesn't always look the most appealing but it's better then burnt food

Even though Remus is an amazing cook, he doesn't do it very often. The lights don't believe him that he can cook, and don't trust him in the kitchen. And everytime he goes back to the dark sides, Janus has already made them dinner

The light sides actually banned Remus from the kitchen. Which honestly makes Remus really upset, he loved cooking

He honestly doesn't consider Roman his brother. Like at all. He considers Janus his brother more then Roman

That being said, Remus often tries to improve his relationship with Roman. Only to be sent away with a snarl

He destroys things because he thinks that he can't make anything perfect, so if he can't make it he doesn't want it

Which is actually only the tip of the iceberg to why he destroys things

He hates that his creations hurt people

He hates that they're considered horrible

He hates that it's all he can make

He hates everything he makes

Remus is honestly terrified of Patton

He has absolutely no control of the things he says

The first thing he ever said to Janus was asking what it would look like if all his scales were ripped out, and he wishes he can erase the sound of his best friend crying from his mind

He simultaneously wants to be as different as Roman as possible, while being as similar as he can get

He wants all the love and appreciation that Roman has, but he hates everything that his brother stands for

He honestly thinks that Roman was overreacting in POF

Is he really THAT bad to be similar to? Does his brother really hate him that much?

Seriously, dinner is very awkward because the twins refuse to even look at eachother

Remus wants nothing else but for Virgil to explain why he left

If Remus could be described in one word, it would be guilt

Chaos is his anchor, when he can't process something properly he makes everyone just as confused as he is

He doesn't remember the last time he watched a movie other then in ATHD

He feels horrible for leaving Janus alone with Orange, but he can't do anything about it

Logan

He's the youngest of the light sides (one year older then Janus) which is part of why he's ignored so much

He honestly misses being friends with Janus, it was relieving to have someone so similar to talk to, Janus was a large part of his support network, which got ripped away

When Thomas left college, Logan wouldn't stop crying for weeks

He only stopped when Patton came into his room for a "pep talk," which was basically a "cut it out, you're scaring everyone" and even though Patton meant the best by it, Logan took that as "Logic doesn't have emotions"

Logan forgets to eat to do work. Every night the other sides have to drag him away from his work to eat, shower, and go to bed

He believes that he's simply there for work, he often tries to skip out on holidays to work and doesn't understand why the other sides want him there

Logan sees himself as boring, plain, and uninteresting

He loves listening to alt and scene music, but is scared that the others would think that he's stealing Virgil's thing

He was present when the King was split. He has nightmares that they would split him too

Underneath all of the "I'm better then you" Logan processes an extreme amount of self hatred

Which kind of stems from when Janus left

After Janus stopped showing up to their meet ups, Logan asked Patton where he went, but Roman interrupted and said that he most likely got bored of hanging out with him

And then there's the "you're the least favorite character" which took a real hit to Logan's self worth

Logan takes the other side's opinions of him very serious

He gets regular panic attacks, but refuses to tell anyone about them

Honestly, his schedule is more like, wake up, have coffee, work, lunch, work, dinner, work, go to bed

He wants nothing more then to give Janus a hug and ask him why he stopped coming to their meetings

Logan refuses to let himself cry, at all

Logan has been denying hugs for years at this point

So he's touch starved

He's honestly only on mutual terms with Virgil, they treat eachother more like colleagues who occasionally hang out.

Believes that if he wasn't there in AA things would have ended the same

He thinks about ducking out almost daily

Just wants to be listened to, and he would tear himself apart to get to that point

He loves Pixar movies, but views them as childish and refuses to watch them

He gets really jumpy around loud noises, which is a problem considering the people he lives with

That's all I got for now.

Feel free to send in another ask if you want more :)