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Everyones favorite beast
#he smells so bad#I need to give him a good wipe one of these days#I was also stuck with his fat head resting on my forearm for 20 minutes#my brother and I have taken to shouting MOVE YOUR FAT HEAD when he is so consumed with excitement#and refuses to move his head while we’re trying to put the wet food in the bowl#but he’s also smart and he’s learned to poke the water bowl when he wants a drink#he just baits us into opening the sliding door and sticking his head out without actually going outside 😐#swiperposting#Swiper#cats#diary
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since i've done the astral express (+ aventurine and ratio), i figured it was time to do the stellaron hunters now. so, here's how i think they would take their coffee.
Blade - doesn't care. he will drink it black. he will drink it with so much sugar in it that it will kill him (he will especially drink it then). he will drink it iced. he will drink it made with orange juice. he, however, will only drink it if it's been handed to him. he won't make it himself.
Kafka - two shots of espresso. just a dash of milk.
Silver Wolf - doesn't drink coffee because she doesn't like the taste, nor does she particularly like hot drinks. she drinks only energy drinks; her favourite is the watermelon monster.
Firefly - french vanilla. that is all.
Elio - out of a bowl.
#hsr blade#hsr silver wolf#hsr kafka#hsr firefly#stellaron hunters#honkai star rail#even if elio does turn out to be humanoid and not a cat he still drinks it out of a bowl#also i have no clue how to make coffee#do i know if two shots of espresso and milk would actually work? no#but that's how i imagine kafka would drink her coffee#silver wolf's favourite monster is also my own
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#mine#cats#lmao his face#sometimes leave the water on for a little bc they like to drink the drops#but as you can see there is a bowl underneath the faucet and we aren’t wasting water. that water is drank by the cats#he’s doin it rn getting little drops out of the sink lmaooo#my basement is stuck in the past lol the wallpaper..
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My roommate takes awful care of her cat and misti is staying with my family atm so. Guess who now has a new cat in their room.
#jay says a thing#id steal this cat if i could#she came in on her own and i dont blame her#if my owner never cleaned my litter pan and made me drink out of a glass cup and constantly lit incense every day#id wanna hang out in the comfy room with a cat tree and water bowl and fresh litter box too#when my roommate gets back ill have to return her but for now im taking care of her
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I envy people whose cats can cohabitate peacefully with water fountains.
I have a pair of littermates (3m + 3f) who are the King and Queen of Trouble, and while they will happily drink out of a fountain with no hesitation, they also can't be trusted to be alone with it for more than 30 seconds before all the water ends up on the floor. To them, it is first and foremost a Toy™️ to be played with, any benefits to their drinking habits are purely coincidental and unimportant to them.
All attempts to curb this behavior have led to sopping wet floors and a permanent ban on future attempts to reintroduce fountains into my home.
#thankfully they drink just fine out of regular stainless steel bowls#but people always suggest fountains for cats who dont drink enough#and im like youve never lived with a shit head cat have you#tbd
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i dont know what happened but for some reason a flip switched and I just. fucking hate drawing digitally these days.
#maybe its cus ny set up is too convoluted and ass#im doing the art equivalent of like cats drinking out of left out glasses of water and not their nice automatic running water bowl#i also like being able to like#take in the whole drawing in a way i tend to not do digitally bcsbi have a bad habit of#zooming in and staying zoomed in#idk its just Different but it means more workload to like transfer it over to line and color it hryuurghh#maybe i should actually experiment with markers and colored pencils or maybe we can all hit#ourselves in the heads with hammers instesd
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One of the joys (and challenges) of being a pet sitter is getting that occasional dog that is an absolute fruitcake
#it’s like being in charge of an adhd toddler on a sugar high#we’ll go and an hour and a half walk and he’ll get the zoomies as soon as we get home#you’re not allowed to use household tools like a broom or a screwdriver#he squeezes through a cat door that’s the size of his head#if I sneeze he tries to tackle me#I have to coerce him into drinking clean water out of his bowl at home but he desperately slurps at every puddle we walk by#I can go on
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Additional thing that could make a cat mysteriously wet: they fell in the toilet -_-
I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.
#why do so many of my cats fall into the toilet?#one was obsessed with drinking out of it & pitched herself too far forward#another didn't check if the lid was down (it usually wasn't) and jumped straight into the bowl#another time tge same cat slipped off the seat and got her back end soaking wet#i finally just made it so the lid needed to be down all the time#but it's the guest bathroom and guests never put the lid down >:|#the last one to fall in the toilet was chappy when she was a kitten bc my nephew left the seat up 🤦
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I’ve been shown a lot of raw pet food content on Facebook lately and I find it funny when people add shit like bone broth for “hydration” in their cat’s food. The truth is that most cats are pretty dehydrated, but I ended up with one thirsty mfer who absolutely loves drinking plain water. My boy is HYDRATED. Always got his face in the beverage, god bless
#if your cat suddenly starts doing this they may be diabetic#mitty is not though#he just really likes water#out of a dog bowl specifically#he hates his whiskers touching the sides#most cats hate that actually#if your cat isn’t drinking try giving them a larger bowl#my boy isn’t getting kidney disease no sir
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the average little cartoon cat ❤️
#just picture it#a little cartoon cat drinking cream out of a big bowl and when it reaches the bottom it falls in because it is so so small#and it lands on its back and its little chubby kitty tummy is so very full and it falls asleep in the bowl :)
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My cat, seeing me replace the filter in the brita I usually use for him and cooking: MOTHER! I THIRST!
I continue to run the water through the filter once as the instructions say
Me cat: MOTHER!!! >>:{ MOTHER I THIRST FOR THE REFILL! MY MUG LIES EMPTY UPON MY WINDOWSILL!
I finally fill up his mug and set it on his little coaster
Him: sigh, FINALLY! I thought you would ignore me forever! You kept trying to distract me with food but that would never work (for more than 45 seconds) for I am PARCHED and practically dying of dehydration! You left me alone for so long and I thought I would die!
I left him for less than 20 minutes to get a few groceries
#emma posts#he has his own mug in the window because then he ignores mine#and he drinks more out of mugs for some reason#he just doesn’t like bowls#I think he thinks my water is the best water and I drink out of mugs#so clearly the better water comes in mugs for some reason#because mother has high standards! in his eyes at least#to other people I’m just drinking basic filtered tap water#and mother got to go outside! without me! <-my cat#what could you be seeing that I’m missing out on because you abandoned me?!#the answer to that is a very busy grocery store which he would hate#he gets overwhelmed if too many people are in the hallway on the way outside or inside#and I have to carry him. despite him becoming very good on a leash#but town is scary with noises and people!#he says while having grown up on a farm with machinery noise and people#though they are usually the same people and not as many#so fair I guess. it’s not just us and extended family#although during beet harvest there are unfamiliar (to him) truckers working there. with trucks! the horror!
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Okay but MOB sitting on Simon's lap, cuddling as they watch some movie Simon picked out because it was his turn. At one point she gets up and he thinks she's just going to use the restroom, hands on her hips to help stabilize her. Only instead of leaving, she turns around and sits on her knees between his legs. She bats her eyes at him but otherwise just soaking in how pretty he is. He probably makes a joke, says he loves her and when he still doesn't move figures she just wants a moment and continues to watch the screen.
When she finally works herself up to it, she starts sliding her hands up and down his thighs and just the sensation and imagery alone has him hard and he can't bring himself to ask her to stop when it feels so nice. Eventually her hands wander up further and she begins to play with the button of his jeans. Still not stopping her, even as she unbuttons and zips them down to pull out his erection. When he finally looks down, she stops and stares innocently up at him.
As soon as his attention's somewhat back up on the screen, she repositions herself and licks a stripe up his dick to bring his head into her mouth to swirl around. He doesn't even last that long and she doesn't let him pull her off when he comes.
Or something like that...
mail-order bride (18+)
simon likes action movies. they're his favorite, by far. he likes to watch the over-the-top car races in the middle of metropolitan cities, he likes big, stupid explosions and when the protagonist has their enemy at the end of their gun and says something cheesy like "you're not going anywhere now."
he told you once that he likes the simplicity. the happy endings. the key recovered, a family saved, the epic conclusion of an explosive journey that always ends in the bad guy in handcuffs and the good guy on a beach sipping a mai tai, getting the girl, saving the world.
you think maybe he likes it because it dampens reality. you have seen the aftermath of an op gone wrong; in this way, simon can fantasize just a little. he can pretend that there is nothing wrong with the world for 90 minutes or so.
what's so wrong with that?
he's so pretty.
he ran errands for you today. came back from the store with a paper bag in his hands, setting it down on the counter and unpacking it. you were sat at the kitchen counter, the orange cat wrapped up completely in a burrito of a towel so you could cut her dagger-like claws without risk of retaliation. simon was watching carefully out of the corner of his eye, but as he unpacked the bag, you had all but melted in your chair.
a refill of your favorite makeup remover (you were going to run out tonight, guaranteed). vitamins (ya look right sick, baby, drink y'r juice). your favorite brand of pads (just tell me which ones, i'll get it right, promise). sour sweets (cherry-flavored, of course, sour because he likes the face you make when you pop them into your mouth). when the last box hit the counter, you had dropped the cat, much to her relief.
condoms. fucking condoms.
no, he's not pretty. simon is so fucking hot.
he doesn't budge when you get up to put the empty popcorn bowl into the sink. when you come back in the room, simon is still staring at the television, eyes trained on the spy on screen hopping between rooftops as they dodge bullets. you bite your lip watching him, unable to stop thinking about simon, simon, simon.
he's wearing nice jeans. straight jeans, but even the extra give doesn't matter when your husband is made of pure muscle and fat. you can see his stomach through his shirt since it's tucked in, white fabric showing off that nice pudge that you love laying your head on, your palm, knowing how solid and strong he most certainly is. nghghhhh, and his arms--big, bulging, tattooed, a perfect canvas for colorful markers or glitter or maybe your tongue.
it's subconscious, really. the carpet is soft under your knees as you kneel at his feet, lowering yourself so you can blink up at him big and wide as he keeps his eyes on the movie. he does notice you, however; his big hand slides down his thigh, and your eyes flutter a little when he passes it over your head then down your face, a pretty little pet between his legs.
"not supposed to be on y'r knees f'me, baby," simon mutters, but you can't answer because his thumb slips into your mouth. you wrap your lips around it absentmindedly, running your tongue over the thick pad of it. "tha's my job."
you sit up on your knees, leaning over him, and he gives you his attention finally, a twitch of a smile as he bends his neck a little and kisses you warmly. you steady yourself by putting your hands on his thighs, gripping the meat of them firm as you slip your tongue into his mouth and draw a low grunt from deep within his chest.
"always working for me, simon," you whisper between kisses. "always..."
fuck, the blood rushes to his cock almost immediately. he has such a soft spot for you. taking care of you, doing things for you, buying you what you need--it makes him so fucking hard thinking about fulfilling every need of yours. you deserve nothing but nice dreams, good meals, happy cats, a well-loved pussy, all the love his broken heart can give. he chubs up in his pants every time you ask him for something.
can you carry this for me, simon?
oh, i need some help with this, baby, just here...
can you get me more of this? i'm about to run out.
the zipper is stuck, simon...can you get me out of this?
ugh, you're his walking wet dream. and you're kneeling in between his legs, his sweet girl pouting up at him, and--oh, fuck--
your hands are soft under his shirt. you've untucked it just enough, your warm fingers sliding along the band of his jeans. he hisses a little, his body stiffening, and you smooth a thumb over his belt before kissing him again.
"you're so pretty, simon," you whisper, and he licks over your bottom lip in response, drawing a soft whine out of you. his thighs widen just a little when he hears the clink of his belt, feeling the waistband loosen as you draw it out from the loops and toss it onto the carpet behind you. "such a handsome man you are..."
"come off it," simon growls a little, and you giggle, freeing the button and slipping your hand down. his mouth falls open in a silent moan as you cup him with a hot hand, fingers sliding under his length to fondle his balls.
"mmm..." you follow his sputtering mouth, breathing him in. "actually, simon...i really, really wanna get on it..."
"wot a brat," simon murmurs, clicking his tongue. "can't be fuckin' patient--ahh!"
you pull him out of his jeans with a firm tug before sticking your tongue out and kneeling back down to lick a curious stripe up the underside of him. simon is pulsing, radiating heat and already leaking beads of stringy pre-cum, and as you suck the tip of him into your mouth, you realize just how thick your husband really is.
you've never seen him quite this naked, quite this up close. when he fucked your thighs, he had felt big, but his cock is truly making a space for itself in your mouth--
"ah!" you gasp as he fists your hair and pulls you off, leaning down to kiss you hard.
"baby--"
"i want it--" you whimper, using your hands, letting the spit from your mouth drip down his cock as your fingers spread it wide, pumping him softly. "simon, please! please! you always say...always say i can have whatever i want, please..."
when he lets your hair go, you dive. you suck him into your mouth, practically purring as you press him back into the couch and suck. he tastes like a man should, like a husband should, musk and a little sweat and just enough soap to have you a little light-headed. with the first bob of your head, simon shudders, a big hand cupping the back of your neck as he drops his chin to his chest to watch you. he uses his other hand to push your hair back, his mouth falling open a little as he watches your eyes roll back in your head as you try to fit more of him into your mouth.
your mouth squelches with every bob. spit gathers around the edges of your mouth, little globs dripping out as you slurp and flick your tongue over every vein and soft patch of skin. you're making a mess of him, all soft mouth and wiggly tongue and gentle moans that make him seize up.
it's not even a minute of your soft sucking, and simon is caught off guard by his own release. he wants to apologize, but you look so fucking pretty, coughing a little around his wet cock.
you don't stop then either.
some of it drips down around your hands, his own cum webbing between your fingers and getting onto the front of your shirt and staining his jeans, but you keep your mouth on him. you nuzzle the head of his cock against the inside of your cheek, pull off just enough to suck so softly on the tip of him.
"baby, fuck--" simon chokes, watching you through lidded, hazy eyes. "please, fuck--"
"i want it," you whisper, smoothing a wet hand down his length. he's getting hard all over again, and he nearly cums a second time when you let your eyes find his and pepper kisses from the tip of him all the way to the base. "don't i get w-whatever i want, simon? c-can't i...can't i have more?"
simon chuckles a little. he uses his thumb to swipe a glob of cum off your chin, bringing it up to his own mouth to suck off with a snort.
"you want more, baby?" simon asks, and you sit back up on your knees, pressing your forehead to his as he eyes your lips. they're a tad swollen, kiss-bitten and wet. "wot more do ya want, hmm? wot is it my wife wants so much, huh?"
you smile, wide, those big eyes sparkling. you give him another slow stroke with your hand, and he hisses, gritting his teeth as he watches your smile get just that much bigger.
"i want you to stop playing games with me, simon," you say softly. "you'll never win. so just give me what i deserve."
"wot you deserve?"
"don't i deserve you, simon?" you ask, and when he fails to answer, you swipe your thumb over his cock, drawing a cracked groan out of him. "you won't make me beg, will you, simon?"
"no," simon pants, leaning further into you, pressing his face to yours. "never. my wife doesn't beg for anythin'."
"you promise, simon?"
"my wife gets woteva she fuckin' asks for. olways."
#mmmmmm#whatever i want.....#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon ghost riley smut#ghost smut#simon riley smut#order up
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So because Ollie wasn't drinking from the water dish next to his food, some of yall recommended putting another dish somewhere else in the house
Which has worked, he does drink out of the new dish
HOWEVER
He has also started drinking out of his original dish???
Like
One water dish next to bowl: Will not drink. Will not touch. Won't drink anything at all the whole day. Will wait until you get out of the shower and suck the water out of your wet hair before considering the water dish
Two water dishes, one next to bowl: Will drink out of both, frequently. Will go back and forth between bowls. You will have to refill the smaller one all the time. Doesn't give a fuck, supremely hydrated
Cat scientists please explain
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We're at my grandparents house and chewby keeps stopping to stare into the fireplace
Trying to decide if shes looking at the reflections or if she thinks there's something in there (possibly both lol)
#shes pulled all the tennis balls out of the toy bucket#she already put holes in most of them#she doesnt eat the cats food out of his bowl (like layla did) but she does gently nose around the bowl for floor kibbles#she also wont drink out of his water bowl#we always have to get out a mixing bowl for her to drink out of#layla just helped herself to everyone elses stuff#the highway sounds are weirding her out#she keeps pushing the drink tray on the ottoman with her nose#and following my grandpa around even tho shes still too scared to let him pet her#she found a thing to tug on
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What do you MEAN my town’s water plant is shut down for a few days and I can’t inject any water because there’s probably mold in the water?!? And what do you MEAN this was yesterday and I just found out today?!
#im flying high#YOU WOULD THINK THE TOWN WOULD BE PRETTY URGENT ABOUT THIS#we didn’t get our letter until today and they were like ‘lol oopsie’#thank god I don’t drink tap water but now I’m thinking how long this has been a probably#my cat drinks that water#gunna have to boil the shit out of it before refilling her water bowl
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𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
↳ warnings: alastor being a bit egotistical
↳ song: si j'étais blanche—joséphine baker
↳ notes: got any ideas for stuff i should do next? reblogs are appreciated
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• It wasn’t your fault you’ve always had a messed up sleep schedule
• Even while living, nighttime had never been able to tame you. It was just your luck that the habit carried on into hell. Figures that the world wouldn’t give you a break even in death
• You weren’t exactly an insomniac, per se. It was quite the opposite in fact. Just a simple case of falling victim to spontaneous naps in the most random of places. Yet never at night
• Narcoleptic & nocturnal were the terms that your friends used to use for you. With grins, they’d compared you to an owl; always up at night wandering aimlessly. Sometimes for days on end you’d carry on doing this and that, only to curl into a ball the next day and remain that way
• The habit never was anything more than a nuisance until you’d started living at the hotel. The place was just so big, with so many places for you to lie down before the thought of your bedroom even crossed your mind
• Angel Dust was the first person to find you passed out. He had been strolling into the kitchen, looking for something to consume that wasn’t drugs for once, when he spied you hunched over the counter snoring softly
• In your hand was a wooden spoon covered in a creamy batter of some sort, a bowl beneath it with the same concoction. Almost as if you had been making something before passing out
• Briefly checking his phone, the spider confirmed that it was only two in the afternoon, and approached you with a sly smile
• You were promptly startled awake by a loud shout directly next to your ear
• “I’m sorry—“ Angel laughed wildly as you fumed, not sounding sorry at all. “—but you should have seen your face.” He clutched his stomach as he fell into another laughing fit
• “Hey! Watch it!”
• He ducked with a frown as you sent the spoon flying at his head, just barely missing the porn star’s styled hair
• Everyone quickly made their own discovery about your weird sleeping habits soon after. Each in their own embarrassing ways
• Vaggie witnessed you lying on the stairs looking positively drained one morning, and Charlie even found you face first on the bar counter while Husk wiped away at a cocktail glass
• “Too much to drink?” She asked the cat, lifting up one of your arms between her thumb and forefinger carefully, almost as if you’d wake if she pressed to hard
• Husk laughed to himself at the question, remembering how he had turned to make you a shot before coming back to the sight before him now
• “Not exactly.” He huffed
• Perhaps best example of just how bad your timing was came in the form of an impromptu staff meeting
• Alastor had called everyone— more like demanded them —into the main parlor for an announcement one day. A mere week after the kitchen incident with Angel, in fact
• With a flourish of shadowy magic and a twirl of his hands, the overlord presented some sort of home made commercial on the age old TV the place had, looking very amused with himself as he did so
• You tried to pay attention, you really did. But at one point the actors and stray blood splatters started to look like the back of your eyelids
• By the time it was over, Alastor was tapping his fingers along the top of the picture box rhythmically while everyone looked at him with awkward smiles
• But you? Well—
• “So!” Alastor cheered with a cheesy grin as he spun on his heel. The rest of the members in the room watched him awkwardly, not noticing that your head had hit the back of the couch at a rough angle. “What do you all thi— are they asleep.”
• Static bled into the demons voice at an alarming rate as you let out a half jolt at the shift in mood, falling off the couch with a yelp in your wake
• You took a moment to swipe at your face wildly before blanching at Alastor towering over you nervously
• “Uh, my bad?”
• Alastor’s smile strained itself so thin, you thought it would split his face in half
• “Glad to know I’m keeping you entertained.” He all but laughed happily. But the white knuckled grip on his microphone told you otherwise
• You recall Charlie telling you something about ignorance being one of Alastor’s least favorite things. Especially when it came to his little spectacles
• “Maybe we’ve had enough peer feedback for today—“ Vaggie cut in cautiously
• “I concur.” Came your quick agreement
• You made sure to avoid Alastor for a few days after that
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel x y/n#alastor#alastor x reader#alastor x you#alastor x y/n#angel dust#angel dust x reader#angel dust x you#angel dust x y/n#husk#husk x reader#husk x you#husk x y/n#charlie#vaggie#x reader#headcanons
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