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#i love bitches who dress up as Joan of arc!!!!!!!!!!!#like my brain had already connected that chappell and gerard are similar BUT THIS BRO#THISSSSSS#started working on a suit of armour recently and i might have to make it slightly joan of arc inspired now#chappell roan#gerard way#joan of arc#chappell roan vmas#my chemical romance#mcr#swarm tour#god i love ranting in the tags :D
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OH GOD WANT YOU ON MY LIPS
ITS ME YOUR LITTLE VENICE BITCH
ON THE STOOP WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS
CALLING OUT BANG BANG KISS KISS
#Venice Bitch#norman fucking rockwell#ella rants🍧#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#female hysteria#this is what makes us girls#lana del rey#manic pixie dream girl#girl blog aesthetic#girlhood#girl interrupted#this is a girlblog
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“steve is brown and genderless we need to stop erasing that” ok sure and when do we get to talk about the ridiculously antisemitic to the point of caricature design of the villagers?
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MIRACULOUS SPOILERS!!
THE MIRACULOUS FANDOM COULD OF HAD BISEXUAL MARINETTE AND LESBIAN ZOÉ!!???!?!?!?!??! WHAT THE FUCK!!???!?!?!?! THAT'S FUCKIN IT I'M TAKING THE CHILDREN FROM THOMAS ASTRUC!!!! WE LOST ALIX, LUKA, BISEXUAL KAGAMI AND LESBIAN ZOÉ!!! LILA IS STILL AROUND AND ANNOYING AS FUCK!!! CHLOÉ IS UNNECESSARILY CRUEL TO SABRINA AND SHE'S NOT STANDING UP FOR HERSELF!!!
#a bitch is pissed#a bitch is talking#a bitch is ranting#miraculous ladybug spoilers#miraculous ladybug season 5#miraculous ladybug
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Me going mentally insane when I see a character with a personality I like get mischaractered
#slashers x reader#steven grant x reader#bumblebee x reader#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#krampus x reader#im going insane#silly willy#silly willy rants#there will be blood#so many characters#sun wukong x reader#viktor x reader#JUST VIKTOR IN GENERAL#They act like this man is so loving and caring like no this bitch doesn't gaf if you're not science related
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Bitches will point at the fictional m/f couple and be like "Umm, actually, they are clearly siblings coded" and/or "this is clearly a mlm/wlw solidarity" and/or "she is a strong independent woman and she need or man" and/or "I just think we should focus more on represanting male/female friendships"
and the couple in question? most likely interracial
Sometimes I wonder if Everlark would have been this beloved had they cast an indigenous american acteress to play Katniss
#the bitches in questions are disney rewriting the plot of wish#but also I was looking for Cloak and Dagger fanarts#and got mad#so now I rant#cloak and dagger#tyrandy#timebomb#batcat#spideychelle#petermj#westallen#percabeth#ghostflower#huma#lumax#richonne#finnrey#everlark#I'm white btw but obvious rasism will always piss me off#rasism in fandoms#rasism
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I haven't thought much about Jonathan Sims for long enough that I kinda feel like I've started thinking about him a little more divorced of the emotional attachment I might have had once. Because I just saw a post lamenting his slow descent into inhumanity and losing his identity, becoming the archivist rather than Jonathan Sims, losing his friends, his house, everything he loves.
But is that true? That put upon head archivist persona he had in the beginning, was that really him? The way I see it, real life has already leached him of any identity he might have had, he didn't really have friends, Tim and Sasha clearly weren't, as we saw in their season 5 recording. He chose to make them his subordinates over beib friends, pushed away Georgie, he became so desperate for approval that he agreed to take a job he clearly has no idea how to do, let his stress over it isolate him from everyone around him, had a desperate need to assert himself in the beginning of every recording as 'head archivist of the Magnus institute london'. Forget about even having a home, he often slept in his office for heaven's sake.
The way I see it, this story is about him finding himself, finding the perfect place for himself in this already doomed world that was already strangling him and everyone around him. He became the Archivist, no longer needing to connect himself to some godforsaken capitalistic institute to identify himself. found his role, he enjoyed its power, even admitted to it. He found love. He found purpose in trying to save the world. In the end he was surrounded with the friends he made along the way (as friendly as they could be under the circumstances). He was finally allowed to make real choices, have true responsibility over himself and not be some tired corporate worker, part of a tired pointless system. Sure his choices weren't that great, and getting there was through outside manipulation and his own ignorance and he had to suffer immensely and pay an awful price of what we like to call his "humanity" but he Became and found what we all look for - his calling.
"It's still me" he says in the last episode. Because he is. He lost nothing and gained everything. Even dying in his lover's arms.
Forget about being human. In the end Jon achieves apotheosis and truly becomes Jonathan Sims
#i should relisten i feel like im talking out of my ass here lol#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#honestly im happy for jon good for him. i wish i could find apotheosis in my career#i feel in recent months ive become way more sympathetic to selfishness and so called inhumanity than i used to.#this world is leeching the concept of 'good' from me#its such an entitled concept of course you can be 'good' when the world makes it easy for you.#no dilemas or choises. root for the underdog and for so called 'justice'. okay bitch. imma focus on what and who i love now#this world be damned. which it already is whether i try to do better or not.#sorry rant over
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one thing i see often about movie cherik specifically is people assuming erik is staunchly anti-telepathy but this is simply not true. there are multiple times when erik tells charles to stay out of his head, yes, but these are all moments when he is exceptionally angry. we know erik likes that charles thinks there’s good in him, and we also know he disagrees. he tells charles to stay out when he believes his anger will make charles see his true nature.
but there are also moments where he welcomes charles inside his mind. when they train in first class, charles asks “may i” and wiggles his fingers, and erik agrees without hesitation despite having no idea what charles plans to do. he trusts him. multiple times throughout the prequel movies, when he is without his helmet, he brings up the fact that charles could make him do whatever he wishes. he is joking, but the fact that he can joke about it at all shows just how deeply he trusts him. he never shows disgust or mistrust towards charles ability- in fact his whole fight is that no one should have to hide their mutation
even when he puts the helmet on the first time, he says “sorry charles, it’s not that i don’t trust you” he simply knows that he is disappointing him- knows that without the helmet, charles would be able to stop him, but also knows he wouldn’t, and is therefore saving them both from the what ifs when he chooses to wear it
tldr; erik never actually had a problem with charles inside his head! and it drives me crazy when that’s the whole basis of fics even though erik trusts charles more than he has ever trusted anyone else from the very moment they meet
#this is a rant#my bad yall#but seriously#if yall think they weren’t having crazy kinky mind sex every chess game#simply because erik hates telepathy???#you’re crazy#those bitches were getting it ON istg#x men#cherik#x men films#x men first class#charles xavier#erik lensherr#max eisenhardt#magneto#professor x#x men days of future past
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no way I just saw a post saying that Tim was Clark's favorite Robin. y'all are just straight up not reading comics at this point 🤣 why tf do you think that Dick's superhero name is kryptonian??? Clark basically co-parented Dick with Bruce. it's why Dick is Like That. if you don't like Dick fine that's cool he doesn't have to be your cup of tea but I'm begging you to stop taking away Dick's canon relationships, traits, and abilities and applying them to other robins. No wonder y'all think he's boring you're literally taking away all of the parts of him that make him interesting. Also not super related but Tim is NOT the CEO of Wayne enterprises, he was technically ceo for a whole 45 minutes and 26 seconds PLS stop subjecting me to this
#dick grayson#tim drake#nightwing#Red Robin#bitch i might wing#rant#delete l8r#this isn't that deep I'm just annoyed
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You can like ships without hating on other ships. Like ffs the jegulus hate is so mind boggling. What the fuck? God if you don't like it DON'T COMMENT ON IT MAYBE? Why is the hate necessary.
Jegulus is as beautiful as Jily. Both are really good ships. Most good jegulus ships don't hate on Lily. We all love Lily ok?
I am a multishipper; I ship jegulus, jily and when I can't decide which one I like more I go with jegulily. It's just very fucking weird to hate on something that brings people joy.
Go get a life.
Reminder: hating does not make you cool.
#dead gay wizards from the 70s#jegulus#marauders#regulus black#james potter#rant#jily#i love lily evans#hating like a bitch won't get you anywhere
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I don’t think I’ll ever get over just how little content there is on Ezekiel Jones. Like- I understand there’s just not a whole lot of Librarians content in general, but this man (mind you, he’s 24 at the oldest in the first season) is supposed to be the World’s Greatest Thief (who had a short stint at MI6 that is never expanded on), and all y’all are just brushing over that!? Oh, and he’s mysteriously immune to random magical artifacts, curses, and acts of retribution from gods when no one else is, as well as being able to handle Zeus’ lightning bolt with surprising ease. Also, his name means “strength of God.” There’s so much more proof I could list, and I know litmasonedits made a whole video essay on it (bless them) on YouTube, but what I’m trying to say is that there is a HUGE possibility Ezekiel is a demigod.
And don’t even get me started on the way this fandom dismisses his IQ level. They were all viable Librarian candidates because they were geniuses! He was first called to the Library when he was at most 14, and I doubt “being good at finding things” was the Library’s only motivation for inviting a literal child to be interviewed when most of its candidates were renowned scientists, inventors, historians, etc. He has entire museum floor plans and inventories memorized, is the resident hacker, and straight up makes his own little gadgets for fun. Remember the casino episode? Where he says, “Machines are my thing,” and then rigs all of them so that every play is a win?
The episode “And the Christmas Thief” is also a point of contention for me, but with Canon itself. What do you mean he used to be homeless???? Before he was adopted into a family of petty thieves, that is. But for how long? If he was “taken off the streets,” he was old enough to competently escape CPS for at least a short time. Australia could only provide him with so much popularity and opportunities to improve his trade, so, given what we know of just how active and passionate he was about stealing, he wasn’t exactly a legal adult when he left. Y’know, seeing as he would need time to become the world’s greatest thief and a very proficient engineer and hacker. And the bank for thieves and shit. A human being got liquidated via overpowered laser for not repaying his debts, and the other Librarians were (understandably) utterly horrified, but Ezekiel just went :|
Tell me, what does that say about him as a person?
Anywho, the events of that episode are never revisited.
#ezekiel jones#cassandra cillian#flynn carsen#jacob stone#eve baird#the librarians#Yes#I'm aware I'm being a salty bitch#and I'm sorry#but where else do I rant about this?#Ezekiel canonically believes he's expendable
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Kinda funny how people in the PJO universe and in the fandom get it wrong. Nico and Will are like what people expect from the other.
Like Will Solace is the more intimidating one. Like he has a "doesn't take shit" vibe to him. Not to mention he is more of a modern teenage boy than Nico. And like most teens. He has teenage boy energy meaning he is sassy and probably had a sharp tongue to him. He can also be an asshole not in like a bad way just in the regular teenage boy way. Like how he was in sun and star about like Tartarus and the underworld all that shit.
Nico is the gentleman. He is powerful yes. But he wouldn't hurt a fly. Like he is one of the nicest characters in Percy jackson. Even if he doesn't show it. He is Hella soft let's be so deadass. Like he is the most forgiving and most sensitive. He just learnt to hide his enthusiasm and gentleness and sensitivity to survive. He is also a lover. He has such a caring heart. Great with people. Great with understanding people and stuff. That's why Hestia liked him. He sees the "plutos (the planet). The left out.
And at the end of the day they are truly two sides of the same coin. Two people who started off one way, but their life experiences and perceptions of who they actually are based on their roles and parentage shaped them to who they had to be. How they had to act. Because Will Solace was an introverted sassy bitch at heart and Nico di Angelo was an extroverted gentle yapper. But they had to adjust to fit their roles accordingly.
#I missed them and havent posted about this two in a while#solangelo#will solace#nico di angelo#pjo#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#will x nico#nico x will#pjo hoo toa#pjo rant#solangelo rant#tsats#the sun and the star#pjo hoo toa tsats#pjo tsats#we need more asshole will solace#that's what we need#good old southern bitch
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One thing that pisses me off about the astro community
Like you're free to hate on Virgos and Leos but for me personally I find it quite inconsiderate to see a post being said ' I like Virgos, and leos are overhated' and to comment.. 'well I don't like them and a Leo once drove over me with a truck'. (this is specifically for when people comment negative experiences on a post celebrating one sign)
Like good on you for not liking xyz but please read the room. That post I made was to uplift others, I'm sorry that you were done dirty by a virgo but come on.
Maybe it's a libra thing but I would never comment on a post celebrating taurus moons, and saying well they're stubborn and they don't listen.
Like come on time and place, not to mention rude AF!!!
#rant#astrology#y'all need to be taught some manners#astro notes#astro observations#astro tumblr#honey-bitch
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imagining this very funny totally amusing bit where dust (despite having a lot of pockets) makes horror carry a lighter for him (only because he can't be bothered to remember to bring one on him all the time) and horror keeps it in his head
but horror's a dick so everytime dust wants to smoke and he needs a light horror's always like "whats the password :3" (he actually said the emoticon i was the quotation marks) and dust has to guess. because horror changes it every time. and its never something predictable. and then he either just totally gives up on that cig or he has to forcefully dig into horror's head to get the lighter because horror's being a PRICK
now dust is shoulder deep into horror's eyesocket while horror is clawing and screaming and killer's just standing there behind them watching this unfold with that fuckass smile on his face (he can't get this type of entertainment anywhere else)
#bonus: this means that horror could theoretically breathe fire#like the world's shittiest magician!!!! he would need a shitton of fuel tho to get a big flame#peak mtt interactions i believe. knowledge of canon is only to make more ridiculous scenarios realistic#killer worlds best bystander to dust and horror's bullshit. he sees something he says NOTHING#erm well technically! the eye goop would get in the way of his vision so he actually doesn't see anything either! alright wrap it up pal#i COULD make this into a comic but i simply have larger priorities rn i cant (tweaking out over hw still)#horror if you were just less of a bitch maybe you wouldnt be in this situation#but it's the matter of the principle he says. dust has to guess the password he says. well who's complaining when dust is in your skull huh#this too counts as horrordust beefing. because you'd think that horror would just give the lighter to dust#but unfortunately this was posted by me (triglycercule) and i will have no such thing as bear horror on this account#dust would wear cargo shorts he would wear a cargo vest he'd have a belt with pockets he'd have secret shoe pockets he IS a pocket#why wouldnt dust just keep the lighter on him!!! CMON he's mellowed out since his dusttale days!! the human is dead so now he can be lazier#not lazy enough that he can couch rot for 3 weeks straight (he needs to stay SOMEWHAT active (force of habit))#but lazy enough where if he has a living purse then he will use said purse for its pursing purpose#horror's head doesnt even have enough space for dust to fit his arm in wtf. improper use of eye socket ahh 😭😭#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#THEYRE SO SILLY MTT MY SILLY GOOFS!!!! a rare moment where they beef but it has nothing to do with their lore/backstories
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guys i got broken up with today & it's making my angst so much better literally bawling as i write because yn is quite literally me😭i actually hate boys, i wasted sm time fabricating the thought of our potential
but it pushed me to write so i hope i can share this story with you guys soon, word count about to be 100K FR bc whew😭😭😭
but if i disappear again it's literally bc i killed myzelf
#slitting my wrists tbh#don't date boys with blue eyes and brown hair#we bonded over really personal things and he was so sweet to me so i'm actually so sad 😭😭😭😭😭#it's just so annoying bc i honestly wish i never reached out to him he's nothing like he was before when we first met it's actually so#but honestly the plot will be more heart wrenching so thanks richard diaz#and i checked his following all the girls are soooooooo bad i actually wanted to get a shotgun and blow my brains out#I cant believe everytime i was drunk and high i would think about this fucking liar#im literally the dumbest bitch alive btw#anyways#sorry for the rant#enhypen smut#heeseung smut#enhypen angst#heeseung angst#sunghoon smut#sunghoon angst#enhypen x reader#enhypen x female reader#enhypen imagines#enha smut#heeseung x reader smut#lee heeseung smut#heeseung imagines#sunghoon#heeseung x reader#sunghoon x reader smut#sunghoon x reader#enhypen#heeseung
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i cant fall asleep so you get a thought
ive always been bothered by dream's belt in his design. it has the letters "ds" engraved on it, standing for dream sans. and this has always kinda pissed me off because he is a sans by pure technicality.
he has the body of a sans, but he is someone entirely different, sharing basically nothing with a sans except appearance. hes still a sans in the context of like- the fact that hes an au character, sure, but, again, he is an entirely different character wearing the proverbial skin of sans undertale.
so, more to the point: it makes no fucking sense to me that the name "dream sans" would be used for him in his canon.
hes not a sans. he never was a sans. he never bore that name. so why the actual fuck is it on his belt. who is calling him that.
and i think the answer might be as simple as mirroring nightmare—since his name is a two syllable word, it can be pretty easily broken into a pair of initials. the same cant be done for dream. so he gets a second word, and now hes dream sans. ds.
jokus decisions with those two never fail to baffle me.
anyway if we wanna give him a two syllable name we should call him "daydream". put "dd" on the belt.
or say fuck it and draw a little sun.
god the "ds" pisses me off. makes no god damn sense.
ok good night everyone that will be all
#and then right after bitching abt these two not being sanses im gonna tag them as sanses#for reach#sorry gang i want engagement 💔#dream sans#nightmare sans#dreamtale dream#dreamtale nightmare#dream utmv#nightmare utmv#utmv#finking#more like ranting lmfao
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