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lookismaddict · 2 years ago

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Lookism Characters Attending a Christmas Party:

(A gift from me to you.💚 Merry Christmas!!)🎄

Daniel Park: He’d be the life of the party! Pretty boy Daniel was already popular to begin with, so almost everybody would give him presents right when they see him. When he receives a gift from someone, he’d accept them with a smile and a “Merry Christmas!”. However, he’ll eventually have a tower of gifts which will then lead to a whole pile of them. (And Jay to the rescue, would offer to give Daniel a ride home so he can help carry them to Jay’s car once his chauffeur comes to pick him and Joy up from the party. Jay will then help drop them off at his house once the party is over.)

Daniel Park (OG body): Little dude would greet everybody in the party then zoom towards the holiday food. Roasted chicken? “Yes please.” Mashed potatoes? “Heck yeah.” Christmas cake? “Ohhh haven’t had this in my life yet, but I already know it’s going to be a life-changer…” He’d be carrying one-of-each food in his plate to try all of them until he accidentally bumps into Gun at the party (like, physically bump into him), resulting him to restrict Daniel from eating anymore food in order to keep his masterpiece in shape.

Zack Lee: Zack would arrive at the party by escorting Mira with him. They’d both dress up in pajamas, since they both agreed to dress comfy for this year. During the party, Zack would be talking to Mira in front of a fireplace about her spending time with family during the holidays. He’d admire her pretty face under the crackling light of the warm Christmas fire until Mira heard Zoe call for her from a few feet away. Mira told Zack that she’ll be right back and when she left him there at the fireplace, Zack unconsciously looked up until he caught himself staring at a mistletoe hanging above the fireplace frame. His eyes widened in surprise as he felt his face burning, realizing that he could have kissed Mira a second ago if he didn’t look up sooner.

Vasco: The guy would DEFINITELY go all out for Christmas. This man BREATHES the spirit of Christmas, as him and Jace both would show up at the party as a pair. Vasco would be wearing an oversized Santa Claus costume while Jace would dress as a Christmas elf, which would suit him best with his big ears. Vasco would carry a bell around with him, jingling it while booming, “Merry Christmas to you all!” in his Santa voice until Zack gets annoyed and tries to plan a way for him to steal Vasco’s bell to hide it somewhere where he couldn’t find it. (Zack remembers that one time during Vasco’s birthday and still feels guilty about it, but he thought that this situation was different. It was a necessary cause that must be fulfilled and he is willing to take one for the team this time.)

Jay Hong: Jay would show up with Joy to the party, arriving in style with their designer branded clothes. Jay would gift people with expensive imported gifts, such as rare food baskets that could only be found from Europe. However, when it comes to Daniel Park, he’d gift him something nice and thoughtful (and expensive). When he handed Daniel��s gift to him with a smile, he watched Daniel open his gift as he held a rare limited edition Christmas Gucci sweater. Daniel gave Jay a big grin, as he’d say to Jay, “Thanks Jay for always giving me really nice gifts and for being my first friend. I could never ask more from an amazing friend like you. Merry Christmas Jay!”

Mira Kim: Mira wanted to gift everyone something thoughtful and fit for the season so she decided to bring bundles of warm blankets as gifts for everybody for Christmas. She asked Zack to help her carry them with her to the party, and he gladly obliged. He offered to carry all of the big bags of blankets with him so Mira didn’t have to tire herself out by carrying any of them. When they both arrived at the party in their comfy pajamas on, many of their friends greeted them right when they entered the party. However, when they saw Zack behind Mira carrying those big bags over his shoulders and his arms, their worried looks says it all as they all thought, “Poor Zack. He’s been trying so hard all this time…”

Zoe Park: Zoe would have a Christmas livestream during the party, showing off her friends and what they were up to. At the same time, she’d be sticking by OG Daniel for the majority of the time, and when she’d hand her gift to him, she’d record Daniel’s reaction as he opens his gift. Inside the packaging, Daniel would reveal a comfy handmade sweater that Zoe decided to make for him. He’d gratefully thank her for it and when he found out that Zoe made it herself, he’d be impressed by how much time and effort she’d put into making it, resulting her to blush. She learned how to crochet by watching YouTube videos just for the sake of making Daniel’s special Christmas present.

Vin Jin: Vin Jin would show up at the party with Mary Kim wearing matching Santa Claus jumpsuits, rapping a Christmas song that he came up with for the holidays. And when it’s time for gift giving, Vin Jin would gift everyone with his mixtapes while promoting his own music on SoundCloud.

Mary Kim: At the party, Mary will approach Jace Park and say, “Merry Christmas! Let me touch your ears, my little elf.” Jace would gladly let her feel his ears, especially during the festive season. Afterwards, she’ll join the rest of the girls and leave Vin Jin to his usual shenanigans.

Eli Jang: Eli would bring his close family members with him, which was everybody that he holds dear from Hostel. Of course, this man would be styling even during the holidays. He’d be seen wearing a long light brown coat, a cream colored turtleneck sweater underneath, dark brown plaid pants, and black leather boots. When he arrives at the party with the rest of the members of Hostel behind him, people would see him carrying Yenna in his arms, as she’s dressed in a cute snowman costume. (He was hesitant to dress Yenna in it since it was given to her by Tom Lee, but he decided to let her wear it for the party since she did look adorable in it.) Of course, Zack would be the first to greet them as he’d dash towards them, especially to see his beloved “Zami”.

Jake Kim: Jake and the rest of the Big Deal crew would show up in their ugly sweaters for Christmas. He’d definitely gift everyone a Polaroid picture of him dressed in a Santa hat looking back at the camera, showing off his own ass while grinning and holding out a peace sign. At the bottom of each Polaroid picture, his own hand-written signature can be found on it, written with red marker. (When it was time for Jake to give Samuel his present, he’d walk up to him and say, “Merry Christmas bud, here’s a gift from me to you.” As he hands the picture to Samuel, Samuel’s veins would start to pop from his hands. And with a smile he’ll say, “Wow, how thoughtful of you. You know what would look even better? This…” He’d take out his lighter and would set the picture on fire in front of him, still with that menacing smile on his face. Eventually, these two would hug each other for the sake of the festive season in a passive-aggressive way, until their hug turns into a wrestling match.)

Samuel Seo: He will show up to the party, wearing a formal black suit and tie where his chest will, of course, be the center of attention through his tight outfit. When Jake sees him at the party, he would give Samuel an extra ugly sweater for him to wear, in case he wanted to join him and the rest of the Big Deal members. (Samuel declined, but then Jake would be annoying him throughout the night until he decides to put it on for him to shut up about it. Or… he might try and beat up Jake during the process.)

Johan Seong: Johan would show up to the party, dressed in all black but in a more winter-themed outfit, fit for the party. Black Santa Claus hat, while wearing a black and white snowflake patterned long-sleeved crew neck sweater, black ripped jeans, with a set of black combat boots. Little did the rest of his friends know that he’d also bring along his dog, Eden, with him to the party. He would dress Eden up for Christmas, wearing a small adorable Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer costume, which would make all of the girls fawn over Eden once they see her. (*cue Zack crying in the corner of the party as Mira leaves him to go pet Eden and talk to Johan*)

Crystal Choi: She’d be excited to see her friends again from Jaewon High but most importantly, she’d be excited to see OG Daniel again. She’d approach him and say “Merry Christmas Daniel. This is a gift from me to you and I hope you like it.” She’d give Daniel a box wrapped in Christmas-themed wrapping paper with a red bow on it and inside, would be a fancy grey scarf that she had personally bought for him. (Of course, Gun and Goo would be there sticking by her. When Daniel thanks Crystal for the gift and leaves, Goo would tease Crystal and say, “Wow, you got Daniel a present but not us?” And Crystal would point out Goo’s annoying behavior and respond with, “This is why I didn’t get you one in the first place.” And Gun would say, “That’s understandable.”)

Gun Park: Gun would accompany Crystal Choi to the party since Charles Choi advised him to keep her protected in any case that something might happen to her there. He didn’t have anything to do during the holidays, so he accepted the task at hand. While at the party, he caught Daniel Park there and he couldn’t help but want to approach him and ask him to fight him again. However, Goo caught him from the shoulder and with a smug smile, he asked him, “Aren’t you supposed to be doing your job?” With an annoyed look on his face, Gun shook him off and returned back to where he was positioned at, pissed at how Goo always manages to ruin his mood most of the time.

Goo Kim: Goo decides to tag along with Gun and Crystal, hoping that he’d somehow cause some sort of chaos whenever he’s there, just to annoy Gun with some “holiday spirit”. He’d probably chuck a bunch of Christmas ornaments and candy canes at Gun whenever he’s not paying attention to him, but Gun would pay no mind to it at all and would just ignore him. When the party is over and they all finally leave, Goo would purposely walk behind Gun and Crystal, grab a big handful of snow from the ground, and then would throw a mean snowball at Gun’s back. Gun finally cracked and had it with Goo’s bullshit as he decided to make snowballs out of snow, which would then result in an all-out snowball fight. (Crystal would just be standing there, watching them in disappointment until her ride comes to get her, leaving them both there in the snow.)

DG: DG would arrive fashionably late to the party due to his hectic schedule as a k-pop idol. However, he was basically the guy who everybody was waiting for since they heard that he’ll be holding a private concert at the party, singing his best and classic songs. At the end, he’d sing a Christmas song which would be, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” by Frank Sinatra. He’d sing that song just to promote his Christmas cover of that song, which would soon become a holiday hit. (During the mini concert, Goo would be caught laughing due to how funny he thought of DG just dancing and singing, thrusting his hips and whatnot while performing in front of everyone.) After the concert, he’d be approached by Zoe who was a k-pop fan, who’d ask for a picture and an autograph from him. (She’s a big BTS fan, but she couldn’t help but ask DG for an autograph since this was a rare opportunity for any k-pop fan to get a hold of.)

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silver-wield · 4 years ago

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Fellow CTs, just don’t engage in shipping arguments with “CA is canon” ppl lmao. You’re just gonna end up with phantom pains on your arms from their astronomical reaches lmao. Everything supports Cloti. Literally everything. The Devs, Games, Ultimanias, Novellas, what have you. Better to save your energies on other things because honestly they wouldn’t know canon if it slapped them right in the face. 🤣

That's just the cult. They ain't cleriths. Most of them haven't played OG or Remake at all, while some have only played disc one then quit. Literally none of them understands the compilation themes and keep touting it as love and friendship when the main theme of FF7 is life with a sub theme of illusion vs reality. It's insane how much they ignore or turn to shit. Their versions of the characters are nothing anybody wants to play as. Cloud’s a pos who uses women. Aerith's a stalker even after she dies. Barret's a paedo. Tifa’s a whore. Zack's a cheating asshat. Nobody likes these characters. A guy who willingly fucks a woman he knows loves him and uses her for 2 years then throws her aside for a dead girl he knew for 3 weeks is a total bastard who deserves to die. And then he goes back to using her after he's better while pining for this dead girl.

What a pos.

Canonically Cloud is an introvert, pretty intense, smart af and serious with a dry sense of humour and kind nature. He definitely wouldn't treat Tifa like that even if all they ever were is friends. He likes Tifa. Why tf would he hurt her like that? She literally saved his soul. How could he ever treat her badly? Ofc those dumdums only see her as a threat and even when they try and say Cloud and Tifa are just friends they're too threatened by her existence to realise they'd be best friends and never treat each other bad. The fact Cloud loves Tifa is what they hate the most. They try and erase Tifa, but it's not her feelings that destroy them, it's his. Cloud loved Tifa from 9 years old. Them hating it won't stop him 🤷‍♀️

#Ship war #For the plot #For the ship #for common sense

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snarkwrites · 5 years ago

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FFT: wedding crasher; lip gallagher

Notes:

So.. this was sent to my main’s ask... forever ago. And I have no idea who exactly sent it. So... thank you for whoever did, because this gave me a chance to play with an OC I had in mind for Shameless. That one day, I hope to God I get the chance to write it all out. Anyway, I wanted to put it here, on it’s own post, so it’s here... even though literally no one asked for it, lmao.

Summary:

Lip and Sage broke up. Lip hasn’t moved on. Sage wants to move on but she’s still in love with Lip. She’s being pressured into a marriage of convenience but Lip manages to save the day.

Pairing:

Lip Gallagher x OFC, Sage

Warning:

uhh.. swearing in a church, crashing a wedding, mentions of a fight, alcohol tw. It’s the gallaghers, okay? this stuff just goes with the territory.

“ Whoa, hey.. That’s Sage, go back.” Lip snatched the newspaper from Frank and Frank gave him a dirty look. “I was reading that, Lip.”

“And I don’t fucking care, Frank. The fuck are you doing here anyway, huh?” Lip went back to the page he’d seen a picture of Sage on and when he realized that it was in the area reserved for engagement announcements, his stomach churned and all the taste left his cereal.

He coughed and muttered quietly, “Well then. Guess that’s the end of that.”

From behind him Carl spoke up. “It doesn’t have to be. The line speak now or forever hold your peace is in the ceremony for a reason, Lip.” as he flopped down into the chair next to Lip.

“Yeah, well this ain’t the movies. If I go in there, it’s not gonna change anything. I’m not fuckin hungry all of a sudden.” and with that said, Lip shoved his chair at the table and grabbed his cigarettes and lighter. Fiona followed Lip and she found him sitting out behind the house on the stairs, smoking a cigarette.

All she could really do was put her arm around him.

“Hey.. You alright?”

“Not really, no. It should be me.. With her. But I fucked up. I bet she don’t even think about me.”

“Oh, so you’re just giving up?”

“What else can I do, huh? I don’t have my shit together. She deserves that outta me, at least.”

“You’re more together than you were before she left Southside. You’re not drinking anymore and when you do, you go to AA.. You’re tryin to get a better job. Hell, you’re even taking night classes at that junior college. You’re actually doin a lot better than me right now.” Fiona sighed, reaching for the cigarette.

The door opened behind them and Fiona looked up to find Ian standing there. He nodded back towards the inside of the house and mouthed to his sister, “Let me talk to him, yeah?” and as Fiona stood, Ian flopped down in her place. He stared at his hands for a minute.

“That marriage is a sham and if you let it happen, Lip..”

Lip looked over at his brother, a hand dragging over the back of his head as he exhaled smoke.

“Looked pretty damn legit to me.”

“He’s only marrying her because if he comes out, he loses everything. His parents are practically forcing him into it. He.. He comes into the club all the time, according to one of the guys who worked with me and still works there. Hell, I saw him there when I was going! He tried comin on to me.”

Lip looked up at Ian, a brow raised. “Huh?”

“I’m not making this up, I swear.. Look, the guy said he’s there every fucking night and every night he leaves with a different man. One of my other friends said he’s seen the guy out all over town with different guys too. Always says they’re friends if he’s asked by anybody.” Ian bit his lip and took a deep breath, reaching for the cigarette and taking a puff.

“You love her, right?”

“Never stopped.”

“So do something. Stop sitting on your ass and being all moody and shit.” Ian stood and wiped his hands down his jeans and then told him calmly, “If you decide you wanna go stop that shit show of a wedding.. Tell me.”

Lip said he wasn’t.. But for the rest of the week, everything Ian said and everything Fiona pointed out, even something Frank told him out of the blue and totally out of context just made him think about it all over again.

He had to do something, even if it made things even worse between them.

The gown was perfect. Everyone was crammed into the church and yet, Sage couldn’t shake this… Feeling that somehow, everything was all wrong. Her sister Marla could tell and after a few seconds of watching Sage pacing the room where they were all getting ready, she spoke up.

“If you’re not sure.. All I gotta do, sis, is go out there and tell them this whole thing is off. Look, I know Zack has done a lot for us.. But that doesn’t mean you have to actually go through with marrying the guy.”

“Marla, you’re supposed to be talking me out of cold feet.”

“If you’re not happy, you’re not happy.” Sage’s other sister True spoke up from the doorway. Sage took a deep breath and attempted to plaster on her best happy face but both Marla and True saw right through it.

True shut the door and paced the room. Carl being her boyfriend, she knew exactly how the news of her sister’s wedding affected a certain Gallagher male.. And True and Carl both agreed that Sage was just going through the motions.. That she was taking the easy way out because she felt like she owed this guy Zack so much because he’d ‘done so much’ to help the family out.

“He’s not who I saw you with.” True finally said it and Marla mumbled quietly, “Oh thank fuck. I wasn’t… I wanted to say something the second or third time you bought the guy back to Dad’s for Thanksgiving.. But I thought you were happy..”

“Yeah?” Sage took a deep breath and glanced at her sister, True. “Who did you see me with? Because if you say who I think you’re about to.. He’s the one who pushed me out. He’s the one who wouldn’t let me help him or be there for him. I never wanted things to end and I… Damn it, True, now my mascara’s gonna run.”

Marla sat down by her sister and lazily draped an arm around her. “You don’t owe that guy shit. Look, he did what he did because he wanted to.”

“No, he did what he did because he knew…” Sage struggled with a way to voice her suspicions that didn’t make her sound like she was ungrateful or bitter at the way he spent less and less time around her lately.. The late nights, the fact that he occasionally slept in his office under the guise of ‘work’..

Something hadn’t felt right in weeks now.. Something about him had kind of covertly nagged at her subconscious from the beginning. And her soon to be mother in law absolutely hated her.

“Knew what?” Marla tensed, sharing a look with her sister. True bit her lip and repeated Marla’s question. “He knew what, Sage?”

“He knew it was the easiest way to get into my life..”

True took a deep breath. Things were tension filled enough without her losing her hairtrigger temper and going on a rampage that ended with a high heel protruding from her soon to be brother in law’s eye.

Mrs. Gaines peeked in, a scowl on her face.

“ Can someone come out and explain to this.. Man.. that he can’t sit on our side of the church? He’s making a spectacle in front of my guests.”

Marla glared and as soon as she heard their father’s drunken voice, she and Sage and True all shared a look and took a collective deep breath.

Sage laughed quietly and Marla stood, making no effort to hide her own bitchy smirk as she shoved past her sister’s soon to be mother in law. “Monster in law is what they oughta call you.”

“If I had my way, your sister and the rest of you would be.. Nothing.. To my family.”

“If only miracles happened, hmm?” Marla stopped to look at the woman, a hand on her hip. “Sage, just.. Think about what you’re getting into for fucks sake.” and with that, Marla ventured out into the church in an attempt to both give her sister time to really think about what she was going to waste herself over, and to reign in their father who’d apparently picked today of all days to fall face first off the sobriety wagon.

Marla gaped almost as soon as she saw who was with her father, the two holding each other up. True hurried over with Carl and Ian in tow.

“We tried to stop them.” Carl explained as Ian chuckled and nodded to Carl. “He did. Me? I let ‘em go. I’ve got a bad feeling about the douche she’s about to marry.”

“Oh?” Marla eyed the ginger male and Ian got her off to the side detailing exactly why he felt like the wedding was happening and what Sage’s father and Lip apparently spent half the night before and this morning itself talking about.

“Where’s Sage, darlin? Daddy b-bought ‘er a w-wedding present.” at their father’s words, Marla turned away from Ian and sighed. “Daddy, what the hell..”

“W-where’s Sage? I-i need t-to talk to her. G-gonna s-stop this whole thing.”

That was from Lip and Ian, Carl, True and Marla shared a look and Marla took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of her nose to ward off a fit of irritation. Marla eyed her father and Lip, who lingered nearby, not really saying anything.

The wedding march started and Marla and True shared a look as Ian and Carl told them both, “We’ll get these two in a seat.. You guys just get back there.”

True stole a kiss from Carl and hurried to the back. The door closed behind the three sisters and Sage stared at it solemnly, swallowing hard.

“Was daddy okay?”

“He fell face first off the sobriety wagon.”

From nearby, Sage’s soon to be mother in law let out an exasperated breath. “But of course he did. Your entire family is..”

Sage was sick of biting her tongue. And she was not about to let this woman spend her entire life talking down to her like she was trash. “Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out. No one asked you to come in here.”

“No, but I had to make sure you two actually walk down that aisle..”

Sage’s brow knit as she gazed at the woman.

Was Zack having cold feet too?

“Whether you two like it or not, you will be marrying today. I’m not.. Willing to risk any further scandal with my son. Between him choosing.. Well, you.. And all the time he spends down at that god awful club..”

“Club? What club?” Sage’s stomach churned and if she’d had a thought about just making a break for it, that thought was intensifying with each word Zack’s mother said.

“You know perfectly well what I’m talking about, do not play coy with me. You and he have your little arrangement, he’s chosen you specifically to teach me a lesson.. A lesson in which he will be learning for himself, because despite what he believes, he will be getting nothing from his father and I in the future. You know exactly what I mean. You two were in on this together, you little gold digger…”

Marla’s entire body tensed and she stood body to body with Sage’s mother in law, -mostly to keep Sage and the woman separate, because for a split second, she’d seen that fire back in her sister’s eyes and she’d felt it the second Sage tensed up.

“ If I call this entire thing off, there’s not really much you can do.”

“I don’t think you’re stupid or brave enough to do that. Now.. Get your makeup fixed. Go on.”

Sage tensed even more. She was beyond fed up with the woman and the way she acted, the way she treated her and the rest of her family. “No.”

“What the hell do you mean no? You get in that chair and get your makeup fixed this instant! You will not like the..” but the threat was cut off in mid sentence when Marla grabbed the woman’s elbow and guided her roughly to the door, opening it and shoving it out. “If she needs time to think you uppity bitch, you will give her that.”

Before the woman could reply, Marla slammed the door shut in her face, but not before Lip and Sage got a glance of each other again and Sage stood there, biting her lip, staring helplessly and sighing at his disheveled appearance.

True caught the look her sister was giving Lip Gallagher and she leaned against the door, picking at her nails as she told Sage quietly, “If you want this called off.. All you have to do is say the word. I’ll go get Joe Jr to say something. People tend to really listen to him.”

Sage paced, letting everything her so called mother in law spouted off at her sink in. She honestly believed it was an arrangement of convenience between Sage and her son. She hinted that Zack might not be entirely truthful either and when Sage really stopped to think about things lately between them, her stomach churned as she realized that as much as she hated to admit it, Zack’s mother was right.

She hadn’t felt secure about this at all and lately, the insecurity was more than double.

Zack stayed away more, he stayed at work later. Anything to avoid seeing her.

To be fair, she found herself thinking, she’d done the same on more than one occasion.

“Well? They’re starting the whole thing..” Marla asked and True tapped her combat boot against the floor impatiently, her arms folded as she stared at her sister intently. Marla did the same and Sage bit her lip.

Before she could get the words out of her mouth, the door burst open like someone ninja kicked it and Lip stumbled in with Carl and Ian in tow, both trying to keep him on his feet. Lip stumbled over to her and grabbed her, pulling her completely against him. Not caring who saw, his hand cupped her jaw and he pulled her mouth against his, lifting her off the floor slightly. Sage could smell the booze on him, she could taste it in his mouth.

All she could do was what she felt.. Her lips parted and she went from trying to push him away to gripping a handful of his tee shirt, raised to tiptoe before he picked her up a little.

She’d ask him what happened and why he was drinking again later.. For now, this was more important.

“Was s-supposed t’ be me.”

“Oh Lip..” she mumbled quietly, breaking the kiss to look up at him, raising a hand to rest it at his cheek.

Marla grumbled and True cleared her throat.

“The wedding is off.” Sage said the words without a second’s hesitation and True smirked, sharing a look with Marla.

“So, which one of us is gonna go tell Monster In Law, hmm?”

“Oh, no.. let me.”

Before either of them could go find her so called mother in law to break the news, Sage strode out of the room, straight up to the woman, tapping her shoulder.

She took the microphone the woman held and cleared her throat. “If you came to see a wedding today, I hate to tell you that’s not what will be happening. If you bought a gift, pick it up on your way out.”

“You little… ungrateful…”

Zack eyed Sage with a raised brow, “Babe? What’s going on, talk to me… We have people here. I’m going to look stupid in front of all the partners at the firm..”

“And I give a fuck? Why don’t you ask Mommy Dearest here why I’m calling the wedding off?I mean.. She did practically threaten me if I didn’t go through with this. Thinks we’re working together to rip her off. Little does she know, I could give a rats ass about her damn money. Or yours, for that matter.”

“What the hell are you saying right now? Are you dumping me?”

“Wow.. you really are as slow as I kept telling my sister.” Sage’s brother Clint gave an annoyed roll of his eyes and spoke up. Marla snickered and nudged Ian, leaning in. “So… do we just watch the fireworks? Frankly, I feel it’s beyond time this asshole rips off his mask and shows his real ugly.”

“Yeah.. I’d say so. If he starts saying anything about her, You try to reign in your brothers, I’ll try to get Lip under control so he doesn’t get hauled in…”

“Stay the hell out of this, Clint.”

“Or what? You finally gonna do what you threatened last year when you found out it was me and Carl who took that shitty BMW for a joyride?”

Sage’s gaze fixed on Zack.

“You seriously threatened my brother and Carl?”

“They’re out of control. The authorities..”

“So you’re the fucking reason my brother and his best friend were sent off to juvie for six months. Yeah, this wedding is definitely off.”

“Think about what you’re doing here.. I can get you the hell out of that neighborhood. I can give you things.”

Marla rolled her eyes and mocked him. “They sell vibrators every day.”

“How dare you insult my son!” Zack’s mother spoke up and Sage rolled her eyes. “Oh will you just for once in your entire life.. Stay the fuck out of a personal matter? You and your helicopter parenting, I swear to fuck..”

Zack cleared his throat. “You’d better watch your mouth. She is my mother and she has done a lot for us. You especially.”

From the back of it all, Lip was overheard telling Carl, “It’s not f-fuckin workin. Can I hit the a-asshole now?” and before anyone could stop him, Lip shoved through the crowd gathered and gawking and pressed against Sage from behind, his fist sailing over her shoulder and connecting neatly with Zack’s nose.

“She said the wedding’s off, damn.” Lip stood taller, defiant gleam in his eyes, practically daring Zack to say or do anything. He’d put Sage behind him, now it was him standing toe to toe with her so called groom, a malicious smirk on his face. “C’mon. Let’s see y’ lose all that cool and calm.”

“You seriously want to fight me.. Over her?”

“No, I just wanna beat ya ass. She doesn’t need me to defend her. Probably would one hell of a lot better than you, I mean from what I’m hearin, you’re always gone, leavin her all alone. No way in hell would I.. do that.”

Zack shoved him and Lip shoved back, the fight breaking out before anyone could really stop it. And in the midst of it, a man ran up, pulling Zack away, swearing and shit talking Lip all the while.

“You’d better keep your hands off my man or I’ll..”

“You’ll what, hmm? Bitch about it to all ya little high society friends at brunch? Come at me, man. Your man started all of this.”

Sage blinked as what was happening registered. She managed to quickly grab hold of Lip just as the sound of sirens filled the air and the two of them were leaving out the back door of the church, her siblings and his hot on their tail to beat the cops away.

The further away the sirens got, the more Sage grew to hate her stupid dress. She tapped Lip and stopped him. He leaned against the brick wall in the alley behind The Alibi Room and Sage tore away the bottom portion of the dress, throwing it towards a dumpster with a disgusted face. Their siblings had all gone into the diner Fiona worked at, leaving the two of them alone. Sage stared up at him intently, migrating closer and closer with each second that passed, the palm of her hand resting against his chest, fingers curling in the fabric of his shirt as she used that to pull his lips d own to her lips.

“We are still having a very serious discussion about you drinking again.. Among other things.. But I.. seeing you today, Lip. I realized how much I… wanted this to be me and you and just how close I came to wasting all that… I’m so so so so so sorry..”

Lip tilted her face so that she had to look up and directly at him when he chuckled and leaned down, pulling her into another deep kiss. “Nothin to apologize for. I’m right here, baby girl. Right here and I’m not goin anywhere.”

“Me either.”

#lip gallagher fanfiction #lip gallagher fanfic #lip gallagher fic #lip gallagher oneshot #lip gallagher imagine #// fluff #// antics and shenanigans

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nemorialex · 5 years ago

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Response...

It’s been a week since you saw it. Or imagined it. Or maybe even dreamed it? And you’re still turning it over in your head, hesitant to get confirmation for yourself. You’re worried what either the positive or negative results would mean.

What would it mean, if John Shouichi Egbert, and Jave Stridbert just logged on and posted something after years of silence.

You could solve this easily by a couple ways. You could go back to the temple (Jave’s specifically. You’re still not sure where Shou’s buried, frustratingly enough) A missing body would mean an awoken god, and an Awoken God could make dumb posts on the internet.

The problem is you already did that, and Jave was still motionless. The only change to the room was more pollen made it’s home where Sentry’s melted from his post. And somehow you doubt he woke up long enough to write something and fall right back asleep, exactly as he was before.

The other way you could solve this question was to look online and... Well, again, you’re not sure what to expect, or how to react, if those posts are there or even if they aren’t. Both seem like questionable news to you.

So if you weren’t willing to look this up for yourself, who could you talk to about it? Sitting in silence since April 13th has clearly done wonders for you so far. Your first thought is Ghostie, and that thought is instantly brushed away. He’s not as grumpy with you lately, but a fun topic like “Jave may or may not be back, or I’ve just finally snapped” is a little too... It’s too much for either of you. Frenchie is... You love him so so much, to the end of the world and back, but sometimes he can be... just a tad... dense. So asking probing questions if he’s “noticed anything” would be met with a beautiful, beaming smile and some most unhelpful answers. You’d have to ask more directly and, you’re not sure you want that. You want to see what’s already in his head without your questions putting ideas in there.

That left Zack.

First instinct dictates that you recoil from the idea like getting a whiff of summer garbage. But after a second or two... Maybe your brother actually wasn’t the worst one to talk to. He’s not entirely sensitive, but he’ll pick up on your questions and tell it straight with only a little bit of bullshit. He’d at least tell you if you were crazy.

Pleasantries (if they could even be called as such) were exchanged shortly before you cut to the chase.

nemorialex: Did you notice anything... Strange, last week? nemorialex: Online specifically? affluentialspikes: What, like, Monday? affluentialspikes: No, I was pampering the everloving shit outta my husband, not browsing the airwaves like some apparently-lackluster, half-assing “datemate” >:P nemorialex: If anything, “lackluster” and “half assed” would be your descriptions nemorialex: ò⩌ó affluentialspikes: wow ouch burn. nemorialex: And besides, I was paying full attention to him and / or Toby when it was my turn to care for him. And you know this! affluentialspikes: So? nemorialex: ... nemorialex: “So” what? affluentialspikes: So what do you mean by “strange shit” anyway? nemorialex: I didn’t say “shit” affluentialspikes: You did now, lmao! nemorialex: ònó nemorialex: I mean! Just... Did you see anything online? Or... I don’t know, “time sense” anything new? affluentialspikes: That ain’t really how that works? affluentialspikes: As for online, idk? I don’t log on that much, tbfh. affluentialspikes: Blah blah, shit ‘bout how I’m still better than you. nemorialex: It’s nice to see that the passion and creativity for your insults is just as alive and thriving as ever affluentialspikes: Yo, fuck off. I’ve got a fucking child to take care of, I ain’t taking care of another who’s a 20yo in need of some fucking sibling smack talk or whatever the shit. nemorialex: Heheheh

Well, sifting through all that, the short answer appears to be “no” he either didn’t notice anything, or what he noticed he doesn’t want to talk about. There’s slightly more deflection than usual... Or maybe that’s another thing you’re making up because you’re back to square one of “did that happen or am I seeing things?”

You don’t think you’re seeing things. If you were “seeing things” it would be a lot more than one post a week ago. So now you have to face the more direct answer. You have to blow off that old URL and type it into your search bar and see the most recent results...

...

The visual confirmation isn’t helping you decide how to feel.

If anything, you’re more disconcerted than before.

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Hi! First time anon but I saw the ask about Zack Foster (who I’m a huge fan of he’s amazing) and

about what you said with the

“Let’s not fetishize character’s phobias” reminded me about something that happened with an old exfriend of mine?

So for context I had this oc who was around 13-14 (I was a bit younger so the backstory might seem a bit weird and lowkey edgy lmao) the essential thing for her is that in this world people with superpowers (which I called abilities) normally have very “tame” ones. BUT, her’s was a pretty deadly one that caught the attention of a less than savory man who would benefit from having a pretty damn good resource like that. He essentially extorted her for her ability and manipulated her into thinking she was tool.

It was to the point where she hardly had any sense of humanity or autonomy and just viewed herself as something to be used for other people. She was heavily known as this man’s right hand assassin and such. She also had sexual trauma because of her boss’ friend grooming her and abusing her sexually.

So, we rped with this oc and one of her ocs which....were honestly the personification of a plank of wood haha. They reminded me of those NPC’s lmao. But, in any case, my oc was being kind of snarky due to the fact her oc was bothering someone else and said something along the lines of “Please, shut your mouth. Your voice is quite annoying and I’d like you to stop your idiotic blather.”

You know, a pretty standard insult that really wasn’t that bad given the context

And my ex-friend’s oc in question point blank said “oh yeah? At least my friend isn’t a pedophile. At least I wasn’t stupid enough to trust a pedo.”

Which is so wrong on so many levels

And I asked her about it and the friend was like “but,,,my oc was insulted. What was she supposed to do?”

Mind u this was supposed to be a morally good, righteous character and that was the thing that was used as an insult. Big yikes

Can I just say nonnie that the oc sounds pretty solid for the age you were at and hella cool and relatable

I too know a thing or two of being groomed and used as a tool growing up into adulthood. Deep down praying you didn't go through the same thing as well bc the shit sucks Christ's tits. As for your exfriend that was pretty fucked up making comments like that regardless of their OCS personality it still ain't okay (and I guarantee u the friend got offended irl and projected high key). Rp is rp. Don't say fucked up shit like that and always make sure you make rules and boundaries when rping with someone. So everyone is comfortable and safe. Seriously sorry for that experience nonniebean that wasn't. Okay like at all

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1-100 cute questions

:~)

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?- more cereal than milk! it has to be crunchy and milk is fucking gross, even though i use almond milk instead

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?- FUCK yeah, especially if it's also sunny outside

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?- grocery receipts are the usual culprit. maybe i should make my own bookmarks!

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?- rn i'm having sugar free white chocolate w half & half and 3 splenda

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?- i'm self conscious of my entire existence my friend

6: do you keep plants?- yes! she gave me and orchid and a bamboo plant a while back, and i have ian my aloe/succulent

7: do you name your plants?- lmfao yes, ian! she named the bamboo melman, and i never named the orchid. zack and sabrina are no longer w us unfortunately

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?- i used to write and draw a lot. i don't get a chance to do it as often now but i rly am trying more. i'll even try my hand at inktober this year but yikes scared bc i can't actually draw

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?- hell yeah bitch if i am in the mood for it

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?- all of the above? lmao. my back is most cozy but sleep paralysis, so a mix of side stomach like its a specific diagonal ass position on my bed lol

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?- "coming this soon"

12: what's your favorite planet?- FUCKING JUPITER BRO OMFG MY URL ARE TWO OF MY FAVE MOONS OF JUPITER TEST ME BITCH

13: what's something that made you smile today?- i don't think i've smiled today? maybe something michelle said earlier when we went to lowe's

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?- *takes pics of my current place*might have a little more aesthetic to it just bc location though. and if i live in a bigger city than orlando that means i have more money to REALLY fulfill my aesthetic wishes

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!- Recent work by planetary scientists has indicated that the deep atmospheres of Jupiter and Saturn may contain chunks of diamond floating in a liquid hydrogen-helium fluid. MEANING, it rains diamonds on jupiter

16: what's your favorite pasta dish?- permission crusted chicken, w angel hair in a lemon butter sauce

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?- i was going for a magenta over the summer and was p successful but my mom paid for me to not keep lightening and shit, that wasn't my money so idc lol rn its auburn-ish. i rly do still want a light blond/almost gray though

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.- the time i got incredibly drunk, like, throwing up and dying can't even walk drunk like wow i'm not like that lmao so when that happens it's wild

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?- i have multiple journals and a sketch book. the sketch book is whatever i feel inspired to draw atm and bc thats so rare i just be picking it up and going lmao. i hardly write anymore, these questions kinda keep me going

20: what's your favorite eye color?- light brown is vastly underrated tbh, like yeah green is cool but i have always been a sucker for hazel or just noticeably lighter brown eyes. i remember this one boy in the 8th grade had me swooning w that alone lmao and ofc my gf now its soo nice

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.- i no longer have it, but i had the same jansport since the seventh grade. i used to customize it and sew on letters or iron on, change it up ever so often, and got rid of it senior year of high school

22: are you a morning person?- i really am not, but everyone thinks i am since i'm up at 6am even the days i ain't got shit to do

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?- PLAY VIDEO GAMES. draw, do these questions, sometimes even brainstorm ideas about books i'll never write

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?- shit every single one of them? well nvm, yeah there is. jordan. that's my ride or die forreal and honestly i think she does know ABSOLUTELY everything there is to know about me. timmy too actually!

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?- hmm idk if it counts but this one "abandoned house" in the gables to smoke, and the rooftop of merrick park late at night

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?- bro i had these low top black and white converse that i got for christmas one year from this boy that rly liked me lmao i kept them for a hotttt minute, through college i think but had to throw them away when the sole finally gave out

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?- just mint is fine

28: sunrise or sunset?- sunset

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?- just how she remembers and notices absolutely everything. i moved a pin in my room once and after not having been over for a week she asked me where it was as soon as she walked in

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?- yeah last night when i was home alone and i swear i thought i heard knocks on my bedroom door which would be impossible. fuck no i didn't open it

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.- i think socks are cool, they make my feet soft if i put them on immediately after showering & moisturizing. they protect your heels from getting too cracked as well. i don't care for white socks, but am a slut for black no show ones. i sometimes have to buy kids socks bc my feet are so fucking small that no show, still show. i like aesthetic socks! like the ones w cartoons and stuff like that. and knee high socks can be sexy, just maybe not on me?

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.- i don't be w friends like that? OH but this one night we went to see Laidback Luke at Space and then we went to Nikki beach to drink some more and watch the sun rise and we all rly bonded and i learned some shit about my friends i def ain't know before it was rly nice. there was a dog we met there named molly LMFAO

33: what's your fave pastry?- i like lemon and red velvet stuff. guava and cheese pastries are good too i miss them

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?- okay i didn't rly have any stuffed animals as a kid, but that boy i was obsessed with, omar, he gave me a plush lil puppy one year for christmas and omg i cherished it lmao. but then my dog got it and i was so sad :(

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?- FUCK YEAH I DO. i use them often, though not as often as before like i need to get back on track w being organized

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?- arctic monkeys, always

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?- clean!!!! i finished cleaning it completely today and wow i feel like a brand new person

38: tell us about your pet peeves!- messes stress me outtttttt, like gross unhygienic messes omfg

39: what color do you wear the most?- black bitch, next

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?- i have these 1/4 carat diamond earrings that i received as a christmas gift last year from one of my kids and it was just so sweet and i rly love them, they're the only earrings i wear now

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?- the zodiac series! and lord of shadows!

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!- no i don't, not yet at least. i would like to find a rly rly nice one, maybe we'll go hunting for one next weekend. there are two rly good boba places i like though!

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?- michelle maybe? and no gaze, we just noticed the starts were nice during that hurricane lmao

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?- july 8, 2017 it was short lived limited to just that day lmao but it was nice

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?- some times? my instincts don't be telling me a lot tbh

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.- "what did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis"

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?- sea food? fucking pickles!! mustard too

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?- roaches, and possibly hell yeah

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?- i do! but i have apple music now so i do not buy music or anything any more

50: what's an odd thing you collect?- tickets. plane tickets, parking tickets, concert tickets, admission tickets, sometimes even receipts, if it has a nice enough memory attached to it i collect it

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?- nothing i can think of at the moment

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?- salt bae, all the "it" memes, the neo yokio memes, "i had to do it to em," x-files memes

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?- i'm familiar w rocky horror & the heathers, love beattle juice, haven't watched pulp fiction

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?- myself whenever i look in the mirror

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?- i don't rly be doing shit "just to prove a point" thats rly petty

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?- love when their faces light up talking about some shit that gets them hype

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?- i rly don't fucking care for bohemian rhapsody like why is that a thing

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?- i am vodka aunt

59: what's your favorite myth?- I LOVE ALL GREEK MYTHOLOGY EQUALLY. norse mythology is cool too, as is celtic but i think greek is my fave

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?- poetry is hard to get into bc so much of it doesn't resonate w me or comes off as fake deep tumblr posts (i'm looking @ you milk and honey). howl by allen ginsberg is still my fave

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?- i'm always surprised to be getting any gifts at all, i don't think i have ever received anything "stupid." my gf used to love giving me food and candy though but like i'm fat so no. and i don't give gifts without putting any thought into it so i have never given a "stupid" gift either.

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?- no, i drink ice cold water and coffee. sometimes crystal light which isn't rly juice to me i think its just flavored water

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?- nigga YES! i just reorganized my entire bookshelf and my itunes is not as neat bc i'm behind but i also keep that rly meticulously done

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?- blue-ish gray

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?- my gf, lmao. thuy!!!! nick and andres too omg!!

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?- not roses, it'd be an assortment of a ton of flowers, lots of pink and green and white

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?- i fucking THRIVE it's nice, scary movie and reading weather

68: what's winter like where you live?- it's FAKE AS HELL. i wish it just a tad cooler, like ten or fifteen degrees

69: what are your favorite board games?- i like scategories and the game of life. candyland!

70: have you ever used a ouija board?- those are caucasian activities no thank you

71: what's your favorite kind of tea?- great tea or tazo passion tea

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?- HELL YEAH and i'll note it down multiple times like written, typed, phone agenda, etc it's hard and i hate my shit memory

73: what are some of your worst habits?- procrastination is the worst i think

75: tell us about your pets!- i don't have any :( i would count zeus but i'm also deathly allergic to him

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?- yeah!!!!! smh

77: pink or yellow lemonade?- "why not both?" probably pink more

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?- hate that shit they're so ugly and annoying and gross and hate how they talk like bro

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?- i never thought my mom cared about me tbh but she threw me a huge graduation/birthday party i cried.

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?- they're a nude/beige, i didn't pick it but i'm also not painting over. its nice though

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.- this sounds nice in theory but i dont rly have the energy for it rn lol

82: are/were you good in school?- i was but i coasted, had i tried a lot harder and dedicated more time to it i could have been better

83: what's some of your favorite album art?-i can't think of any rly

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?- i have to add to what i have on my back, and have a few more i would like but am not sure about

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?- i do! i'm actually reading one now on tumblr, its called countdown to countdown and its rather interesting. i like twd comics, and am also reading the OoT manga. i rly love manga too actually, inuyasha was the first one i read that got me into it

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?- BECAUSE THE INTERNET, CHILDISH GAMBINO

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?- i've seen a ton of movies dude. i think spirited away or kiki's delivery service, or princess mononoke. ghibli movies w strong female leads. howl's moving castle too but it does focus more on romance. i should reread the book

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?- i'm not familiar enough w art to tell you! i think art is rly interesting though, and don't particularly care for modern art

89: are you close to your parents?- not rly, but am more so as an adult. i don't tell them my business or anything like that though

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.- seattle just really resonates w me and the more i talk about it the stupider it sounds. but i have been to quite a few cities, DC, atlanta, Tallahassee, miami, san diego, vegas, the list goes on. none of them made me feel the way seattle does. maybe bc i went alone? maybe the time period that i went? some of the memories attached to the city kind of suck now, lol, but still rly important to me

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?- nowhere in particular this year, but i'm def going back to seattle next year guaranteed, maybe doing paradiso

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?- if its my own sauce then no cheese at all, otherwise olive garden def hates me

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?- i just wash it and wear it down

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?- today is felisha's bday apparently

95: what are your plans for this weekend?- uh idk, ig see my gf. i'm avoiding a baby shower but idk what we'll do instead

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?- i procrastinate on them a ton lmfao "remind me later" yeah bitch in like a century

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?- INTP, gemini, ravenclaw

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?- i don't think i ever have gone hiking

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.- i'm sure there are a few but nothing i can think of off the top of my head. reflection by 5h actually lol

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?- FIVE YEARS INTO THE PAST and five years ago is a rly good time to go back to!!! i was 20 and going through suchhhhh a bad break up but i wish i could have gotten up and been a bad bitch sooner lol i love the stuff i experienced that year, went to my first edc and whatnot. 2013 was rough on me but i pushed through it! 2014 i made some bad choices that i would change, 2015 wan alright but i can do it better and i'm not even sure what 2016 was. i would have started teaching sooner had i known it was something i could do i think. i would have worked harder and been more responsible especially financially, though tbh i did pretty well. i'd just do adulthood a lot better and start off a lot stronger. I WOULD REDO THAT LOCKHEED INTERVIEW AND ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

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dearelphabahamilton · 7 years ago

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1. What is your nickname? bluebell, allison, ninja whale

2. How old are you? 14

3. What is your birth month? november

4. What is your zodiac sign? sagittarius

5. What is your favorite color? blue and green

6. What’s your lucky number? 121

7. Do you have any pets? nope animals hate me

8. Where are you from? utah, usa

9. How tall are you? 5′7 and a half-ish

10. What shoe size are you? 8 maybe?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? like 7? idek i dont have very many

12. Are you random? alpaca

13. Last person you texted? my “friend” with whom i have an extremely complicated relationship with

14. Are you psychic in any way? i ain’t no professor trelawney but i’m decent

15. Last TV show watched? hannah montana obviously

6. Favorite movie? okay uh lets see love simon and the avengers are some of my favs but i don’t really have a top fav movie

17. Favourite show from your childhood? dora the explorer, the suite life on deck/zack and cody, hannah montana,wizards of waverly place, and tons of others that i don’t really remember

18. Do you want children? maybe i would want like 1 in the very far away future but not really

19. Do you want a church wedding? absolutely the frick not

20. What is your religion? none of the above

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? i’ve never been hospitalized but i’ve like visited people at the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? no not really

23. How is life? could be worse

24. Baths or showers? showers 100%

25. What color socks are you wearing? black and orange adidas ones

26. Have you ever been famous? um not really once one of my instagram videos hit like 250,000 views and i only had like 1.5k followers

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? yeah i guess so

28. What type of music do you like? showtunes, hannah montana, and taylor swift mf

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? lmao no

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? normally one sometimes two

31. What position do you usually sleep in? depends, mostly on my stomach

32. How big is your house? decently large i guess?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? bitch i haven’t had breakfast in years and on the rare occasion that i do it’s either toast or like a bagel or an english muffin or something

34. Have you ever left the country? no but i’ve traveled around it a lot

35. Have you ever tried archery? yeah in my seventh grade gym class

36. Do you like anyone? thats a tough question

37. Favorite swear word? fuck and bitch

38. When do you fall asleep? like 2 am sometimes like 4 maybe

39. Do you have any scars? so many….

40. Sexual orientation? platypus

41. Are you a good liar? if i want to be i’m incredible

42. What languages would you like to learn? i’d love to learn italian

43. Top 10 songs? i’m skipping this one all mine would be like hannah montana or like some showtune or old taylor swift song

44. Do you like your country? um well it’s a complicated relationship

45. Do you have friends from the web? yes! some of my ibfs are keely, rachel, sarah, melissa, tom, another rachel, sam, irmakh, and a few others that i don’t talk to as much anymore.

46. What is your personality type? i don’t even know

47. Hogwarts House? ravenclaw

48. Can you curl your tongue? kind of?

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? oh god uh leslie knope?

50. Left or right handed? right

51. Are you scared of spiders? i’m like tom holland when it comes to spiders

52. Favorite food? french fries and ranch

53. Favorite foreign food? mexican or italian

54. Are you a clean or messy person? both, yet neither

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? hmm well i think i’d try and attempt to figure out a little bit how the male mind works

56. What color underwear? tan

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? bitch i can be ready in 10 minutes if i want to be but if i don’t have any reason to do it fast it can take me like a half an hour to an hour?

58. Do you have much of an ego? i guess a little bit idrk

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? both

60. Do you talk to yourself? yep

61. Do you sing to yourself? obviously

62. Are you a good singer? man i wish

63. Biggest Fears? oh god uh stairs, going down escalators, big bugs, skiing/snowboarding, the like deep sea, losing my friends, mass shootings, and like a bunch more

64. Are you a gossip? at times

65. Are you a grammar nazi? absolutely

66. Do you have long or short hair? short

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? probably

68. Favorite school subject? history

69. Extrovert or Introvert? i’m more of an ambivert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope

71. What makes you nervous? god i don’t even know it just happens

72. Are you scared of the dark? not really unless it’s like in some bat-shit crazy haunted house or something

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? yeah although sometimes it’s too brutally honest rip

74. Are you ticklish? in the right places but i’m decent at hiding it

75. Have you ever started a rumor? uh i don’t think so

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? no ugh i wish

77. Have you ever drank underage? no lmao i’m 14 and i live in utah

78. Have you ever done drugs? does smoking smarties count

79. What do you fantasize about? my “friend” who i have a complicated relationship with, stranger things, food, parks and rec

80. How many piercings do you have? 4, two in each ear

81. Can you roll your R’s? not really

82. How fast can you type? pretty fast but not amazing accuracy

83. How fast can you run? what’s running

84. What color is your hair? brown

85. What color are your eyes? blue

86. What are you allergic to? stupidity and mormonism

87. Do you keep a journal? not really my journal is just a long note in my phone titles “important moments in life”

88. Are you depressed about anything? life

89. Do you like your age? yeah it’s fine i don’t hate it it’s kind of just there

90. What makes you angry? misogynists, homophobes, racists, conservatives, close minded people, mormons, idiots, narcissists, when people don’t respond to my texts, people who are just plain mean

91. Do you like your own name? it’s not bad but i kind of wish it was spelled differently

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? does a tissue count?

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? either, i’d want a boy so he can be raised right and taught things he needs to be taught and exposed to, i’d want a girl because i fantasize about being lorelai gilmore

94. What talents do you have? i’m really good at shitposting on tumblr and eating too much food then drinking a gallon of water

95. Sun or moon? moon

96. How did you get your name? my parents just liked it but my middle name was my grandma’s middle name

97. Are you religious? no no a thousand times no

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? no

99. Color of your bedspread? white with like pink and black flowers of it

100. Color of your room? blue-tinted white

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Love is Blind Season 4 Episode 4

Zack and Irina

This is awkward. He looks like “fuck I chose wrong” as soon as those doors opened.

This is weird af. They ain’t lasting though the vacation. I’m calling it mnow.

CRINGE I need to fast forward

I am already over them.

They’re so cringe together.

Get the coffee away from Ralphie.

No I’m with her for once. Stop singing. You doing the most.

This pairing is not it. I’m tired of seeing them.

The tatas are out and in danger of flashing someone. I feel like that’s disrespectful. Not the outfit itself but the size of it. She could’ve secured the girls a bit more out of respect for her fiancé and her friends and their fiancés.

That sounds like I’m saying she needs to cover up cause guys can’t control themselves and I’m not. Wear what you want. I’m just saying it felt like she wanted to put on a show for the other people there. If it felt like she was doing it for herself that’s one thing but to put on a show for others when you’re supposed to be committed to someone, is rude to me.

Why is she so into Paul. That’s your bestie’s man. That would be a red flag to me if I was Micah.

If his touch makes you feel gross, end it. Don’t drag him along.

Paul and Micah

She’s just so condescending to me.

Weird.

LMAO I think those are petals not feathers

….brewing potions? LMAO

Kwame and Chelsea

They’re definitely sleeping together the first night.

LOL So in other words you wouldn’t have found her attractive if you met her on the street

An honest conversation. A lot of things you haven’t faced yet cause you’ve been in this bubble. If he had said nothing I wouldn’t have believed him.

I’m glad he brought up him talking to Micah before he went and did it. There’s curiosity there

Chelsea seems fun.

Marshall and Jackie

I can see Marshall not being her type physically.

Where is this coming from?

Damn Marshall I would’ve have guess that was underneath those shirts.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of them go beyond the resorts before. Like into town.

What happened with them? They were just good!

Girl what is going on? I’m so confused.

Weird thing to focus on right now but didn’t she just have a green bottle? Where did this blue bottle come from?

Not gonna lie, I feel like I could cry like that at the end of vacations when I realize I gotta go back to work and shit. This is not to make light of what she’s feeling, I’m just saying I get it.

Awe. What a moment. He stayed outside the door waiting for her and then she let him in and he immediately got up and went to her. Are my standards so low that that got to me?

LMAO Jackie being comfortable enough to say ge was fine in front of Marshall.

Brett and Tiffany

I am Tiffany. Tiffany is me. Cause I would’ve been out too.

He got her a bathing suit? How did he get the right size? Did he just tell producers “hey I want to choose a bathing suit can you get the right size?”

Damn he really into her ass. Grabbing it all on camera. I see you boi

….they haven’t?! Could’ve fooled me.

Miscellaneous

God that water looks beautiful.

Does anybody know the song playing at 31:28? The one that’s like “the rains taking a day off?” It sounds like a good song but I can’t find it so if you know the artist or sing please put me on.

It feels like Micah is still flirting with Kwame. Why is she talking about she could’ve chosen him? I’m glad he’s like “we ended up with our right people”

I do see what she’s saying about Chelsea though. I thought she was bitchy at first but then I saw more of her.

LMAO DAAAAMN IRINA TRIED TO BE BITCHY AND IMITATE CHELSEA AND KWAME WAS NOT HAVING IT

Oh. My. God. Irina and Micah are so bitchy.

That was fucked up Micah. Even Brett had a look like “damn that was over the line” I mean I could see if y’all were friends and it had been years since the “breakup” but it’s been a week at most. Chill.

Why is she still all over him? And why is he still talking to her? (Kwame and Micah I mean)

#love is blind #season 4 #Chelsea #Kwame #Micah #Paul #Irina #Zack #Brett #Tiffany #Marshall #Jackie

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