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Huh... Neat

I d°n't kn°w h°w safe that is in the l°ng term, the wh°le "guns bef°re pencils" bit, but wh° am I t° say? And I'm s°rry ab°ut the pregnancy thing...?

Oh, no, i'm,,, n,,,not,,,, pregnant,, uhm,

My, dad is a known gunsman and collector of arms,, i think i was holding them before i knew how to hold a pencil, which,,, is probably why they had to get me those grippy things, to,, fix the way i held my pencils,

I,,,,'m not carrying a baby,,

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○H! I th°ught y°u meant carrying a baby °r s°mething, but I didn't kn°w what that had t° d° with y°ur dad

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Carrying what?

Well,,,, firearms,

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felt the sun on my face -99999999999999999hp.

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Y°u kn°w what? That kind °f makes sense. I mean, *I* think it's just a little bit... Tacky, I guess? But if y°u had t° pick a date t° make °r hatch a child, then d°ing it °n a h°liday that celebrates a G°d y°u really like °r s°mething makes sense... I GUESS...

I just w°rry that it takes the specialness away fr°m the kid. There's s°me°ne at sch°°l wh° has a birthday ar°und the Winter H°lidays wh° alm°st never gets a party °r special gifts because it is just S○ cl°se t° an°ther gift-giving themed day °r tw°...

Maybe th°se pe°ple are m°re interested in h°nering said G°d(s) than what it's like f°r the kid gr°wing up

All in all, that is a p°int t° the bi°l°gical meth°ds! It is up t° nature t° decide when this all happens

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W°w this is a l°t °f birthdays all happening at °nce. Are y°u sure y°u guys d°n't have batch hatch meth°ds t°°

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It is my uncle's human birthday t°m°rr°w

I d°n't kn°w if making a pie w°uld make him m°re happy °r sad

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Where are my manners >n<

Thank y°u @glutinousgymnist f°r the picrew links!

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The sec°nd °ne is really cute t°°!!!

First one!!

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First one!!

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○h c°°l!!!

Aw, I kind °f want t° d° a picture °f myself t°°...

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Aw, I kind °f want t° d° a picture °f myself t°°...

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What if... Instead °f trying t° sleep t°night, I skip classes t°m°rr°w...

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D° I try t° be stealthy? D° I wait them °ut? D° I g° back t° sleep?

I wr°te all this and it turns °t the answer was "Fall back asleep" Hehe

H°w am I supp°sed t° get a midnight snack if the rest °f the family is all in the kitchen f°r dinner...

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H°w am I supp°sed t° get a midnight snack if the rest °f the family is all in the kitchen f°r dinner...

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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on