#ZZZ Sarah

[blazingblorbos]

ooooooohooohoo!

Hellooooo evil lady

ohhhhh who is she,,,

[supportgaza]

Introducing my Former Student in Gaza: Sarah Abu Hweidy

I am making this post to introduce my former student in Gaza: Sarah Abu Hweidy. After I was evacuated to Ireland with the help of my Irish college, I pledged to do everything in my power to help my people back home, especially my students. After one of my guest lectures, I was asked by a professor: "Is there any way we can help your students?" With much hope and trust in my heart, I said: "Yes, bring as many of my bright students as possible to study at MIC; all universities in Gaza have been leveled; give them hope to be able to survive."

Believing that Sarah's amazing skills and diligence will make her an ideal ambassador of Palestine in Ireland, I nominated her for the College of Sanctuary Award at Mary Immaculate College (MIC) where I myself do my PhD.

Check the offer letter that Sarah received from MIC here.

Please listen to what she has to say:

She lives with her family in a tent in Gaza now and is suffering the unimaginably insufferable like all the rest of the people of Gaza including my own family.

Please check out her first Tumblr post here.

Link to her campaign here.

Tagging for reach <3 Please consider boosting Sarah's campaign and share her Tumblr post

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[chokulit]

Another highlighted campaign!!!

Issam's wife is currently PREGNANT and they need MONEY TO BUY SUPPLIES FOR THEIR UPCOMING BABY

Reminder that if you donate, you can message me to get a drawing: x

I will post updates on the campaign when I can

€730/10,000

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[doll-princesse]

Sarah Moore arrived today, and I got to open her box after a full day’s work and a night at the theater. @rainbowmilk1996 came up with the idea, customized her, and made her clothing— and her own rag doll, Missy!!— for a doll exchange we are having. (I’m making Becky from the A Little Princess Sara the anime, for her.)

I truly felt like the princess Sara herself opening up the box and finding so many wonderful pieces of clothing and accessories for her and lovely little goodies and a very sweet handwritten letter. Sarah Moore has a chemise and pantalets and two pairs of stockings and boots and four entire dresses and a coat and shawl and nightgown. And her doll! Missy has such intelligent little eyes and curly hair made from thread. Absolutely wonderful detailing.

I’ll post more pictures later on, but for now she is content to rest from her travels with her best friend while I catch some zzz’s.

[pupsmailbox]

ROYALTY︰FANCY ID PACK

NAMES︰ adalinda. adam. adela. adelaide. adelio. adrienne. agnes. aladdin. alaric. alasdair. albert. alexander. alexandra. alexandria. alice. allegra. alyssa. amadeo. amelia. anais. anastasia. andrew. angelica. anita. annabelle. anne. anneliese. anthony. antoinette. ara. arabella. archibald. archie. aricia. ariel. armel. artemis. astrid. athena. augustus. aurelia. aurora. aymeric. balder. baldr. baldur. bano. basil. beatrice. belle. benjamin. blanche. blanchesse. blanchette. bonnette. bonnie. bowesse. bowette. brendan. briar. brioc. camilla. carl. caroline. caspian. catharina. catherine. cecilia. celeste. chainesse. chainette. chainne. charles. charlotte. chelidonis. christian. claude. clemente. clementine. cleopatra. corsette. crosse. crossette. crownesse. crownette. cynfael. damita. damyanti. darius. delphine. deoch. diana. duke. duncan. eadlin. edward. eleanor. eleanora. eleanore. elisabeth. eliza. elizabeth. elsa. emmanuel. erendira. eric. esperanza. estelle. eugene. eugenie. evelyn. fang. fangesse. fangette. farsiris. felix. frederick. frederik. frille. frillesse. frillette. gabriel. gabriella. gabrielle. gearesse. gearette. george. gladys. gormlaith. grace. griffith. haakon. harry. hector. henrik. henry. ingrid. isabella. isadora. izella. james. jasmine. joachim. josephine. julia. julien. kiana. kingsley. lacesse. lacette. lacey. laurent. leonore. lilibet. louis. louise. lucas. lucienne. mabel. madeleine. mael. maelie. maelle. maelys. magnus. mailys. margaret. maria. marie. marina. martha. michael. montgomery. nicolas. nikolai. nina. noire. noiresse. noirette. orla. oscar. palesse. palette. pari. paris. pearlesse. pearlette. philip. primrose. prince. princer. princessa. princesse. princette. princey. princie. prinze. prinzess. prinzessa. prynce. pryncess. quille. reagan. regina. regulus. ribbonesse. ribbonette. ribbonne. richard. robin. rognvaldr. rosalina. rose. rosette. rufflesse. rufflette. sabrina. sadie. saina. sara. sarah. sarai. sebastian. sharai. sofia. sophie. soraya. steven. sverre. theodora. tzeitel. vampesse. vampette. vampie. victoria. victorianne. vincent. watchesse. watchette. william. yseult. zadie.

PRONOUNS︰ blu/blush. bonnet/bonnet. bow/bow. chain/chain. che/cher. corset/corset. count/count. cro/crown. cro/own. cross/crosses. crown/crown. crown/crowned. crowned/prince. crowned/princess. dear/dear. dress/dress. dress/dress.apple/apple. dress/dresse. elegant/elegant. eth/ethel. fluff/fluff. frill/frill. frill/frilly, frill/frilly. frilly/frilly. gear/gear. gem/gem. gold/gold. grace/grace. he/heir. he/heiress. he/hir. he/ir. heart/heart. heir/ess. heir/heir. heir/heiress. heiress/heiress. jewel/jewel. king/king. lace/lace. lo/love. lord/lord. lord/lordship. love/love. luv/luv. melody/melodie. mirror/mirror. mon/arch. night/night. no/nobili. no/noble. pale/pale. pearl/pearl. pillow/pillow. pink/pink. polish/polish. pretty/pretty. pri/ince. pri/prince. pri/princess. prin/cess. prince/prince. princess/princess. princess/princesse. princess/princesses. queen/queen. rib/ribbon. ribbon/ribbon. ro/rose. ro/royal. robe/robe. rose/rose. roy/royal. royal/royal. royal/royalty, royal/royalty. royalty/royaltie. royalty/royalty, royalty/royalty. ruffle/ruffle. shine/shine. shy/hyr. silk/silk. silver/silver. sleep/sleep. snore/snore. suit/suit. tea/tea. throne/throne. ti/ara. ti/tiara. tiara/tiara. victorian/victorian. watch/watche. yawn/yawn. zzz/zzz. ⚔. ⚜. 🏰. 👑. 💎.

[wizmoment]

haloween sarah bc im sickand twistered or whatever idk goodnight zzz

shhhh

[the-tiktok-rogue]

Alex Kralie the great director

It was Alex’s big promo night of his newest greatest movie, Alex Kralies marble hornets, he was so excited to show off his great film, he was an Auteur, changing the cinematic landscape with his film, he would become the next kubrick, spielberg, shyamalan, if you will.

As the final scene aired in the cinema the audience cheered when Brian ran up to Sarah and kissed her, before walking off into the sunset, and as the credits rolled the audience cheered and hoorayed.

When the film festival started giving out awards, they went to Alex for best director, to brian, tim , and sarah for best acting, jay for best script supervising, and seth for best camera work, Amy came up and gave Alex a kiss on the cheek and Alex was hailed as a creative genius.

In the weeks to come Alex was cheered on the street, interviewed by the paparazzi, and had money thrown at him for his next big hit, he was brought onto a hollywood set, with his newest script Lobster cat fish from space, he started casting immediately, with nicholas cage as the main character, Brian as his best buddy, jennifer aniston as the love interest and alec baldwin as the lobster cat fish from space.

After a steady year of filming his next big hit was finished, he released it this time in cinemas, and the audience watched with glee.

“Not the cats not the lobster cats not the lobster cats” nicholas cage screamed and the audience laughed

“um, i’m brian” said Brian and the audience cheered,

nicholas cage and the love interest kisses at the end with massive explosions in the back and the movie ended with a bang, the audience roared with applause.

years passed and Alex was hailed as one of the greats, he had a mansion now with his Wife Amy, his dog Rocky, and 5 kids, a hawk named cyber hawk with cybernetic enhancements, and Brian, he was Brian.

Another documentary interviewed Alex asking for insight on his genius, Alex now had a beard, a berét and was smoking a cigar.

“So Alex can you give us some insight on your creative genius?”

Alex took a smoke of his cigar and spoke out in a chill voice “I don’t know how I get the ideas they just…come to me, like a vision from god, sometimes in dreams, sometimes in the shower, when you’re as enlightened as I am it just happens.”

the interviewer clapped and shouted out “GENIUS!!!!”

then moved onto the next question “what has been your favourite film to make?”

“Definitely Hamster Disco vs octopus zombies, that was truly one of my greatest ideas”

the interviewer teared up remembering that masterpiece “*sniff sniff* truly you are an amazing artist ahead of his time.”

the camera cut back to Alex who was now in the robes of jesus christ with a halo over his head “Artist is an understatement, I consider myself, a miracle worker” he held out his hands and angelic music played, Amy kissed his cheek “He truly is amazing, we’ve had 5 kids, with plans for 32 more!” Brian popped up in the background “and I’m Brian!”.

The next year a meteorite would head towards earth, doomsday was upon us…until Alex leapt into the air and punched the meteor into dust, single handedly saving the entire human race.

Alex was then hailed as a hero, and when the flood sent by god flooded the earth he saved them all in a wooden ark, when man was too far gone he died on a crucifix for our sins, but then in 2-3 days arrived as well.

Alex was worshipped by all and he truly was amazing, all the woman wanted to have his babies and all the men wanted to be him Amy’s room mate Jessica spoke up “it’s a shame he’s married to my room mate Amy or i’d have had 5 million babies with him” Sarah spoke as well “me too”

“Alex ALEX PRAISE ALEX PRAISE A-“

Brian walked into Alex’s room and he was murmuring in his sleep “praise…alex…zzz praise alex” he must have fell asleep whilst working on marble hornets, what a guy.

then Brian turned to the camera and said “I’m Brian.”

the end

[youstupidplonk]

LInspired by @lindsayelizabethdenton

Three ships:

Kate Fleming x Jo Davidson (on my line of duty bullshit again)

Thirteenth Doctor x Yasmin Khan (I feel Yaz’s heartbreak what can I say)

and I can’t believe I’m gonna say this but Gene Hunt x Alex Drake (I’ve been trying to write an AU for them recently and it’s launched me back into my ashes hyperfixation. Also heartbreak when you know something is never going to work but it doesn’t stop you from wanting to try)

First Ever Ship: (please don’t come for me in the notes) Applejack and Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. (I was eleven and hadn’t realised I was gay....but interestingly enough they became a cannon couple in the final episode of the show, so eleven year old me was on to something)

Last Song: Bigger than the whole sky - Taylor Swift (makes me want to bawl my eyes out)

Last Movie:  I skim-watched Wall.E today because I couldn’t stop thinking about the dance scene, but also Piglet’s Big Movie, one of my favourite films when I was a child. 

Currently Reading: I have been trying to plough my way through affinity by Sarah Waters for MONTHS now and I still haven’t finished it (largely because I read before going to bed and I just start zzz-ing as soon as my head hits the pillow) but before then it was I’m glad my mom died by Janette McCurdy and the Paying Guests - Sarah Waters, both of which I’d seriously recommend. 

Currently Watching: For two and a half years I’ve had people on my case telling me to watch Grey’s Anatomy and I’ve finally started it, I love dramas about blue light professionals (I mean Ashes and Mars, Chicago Fire / Med, Line of Duty, I’m obsessed) and I’m excited to see where the story goes as I’m only on series two. 

Currently Consuming: Water and some Cashews bc I’m not feeling very well

Currently Craving: Nesquik Cereal but I don’t want to leave my house to go and get it because it’s very cold (-2). 

I’m not going to tag, but I’m going to suggest the Ashes to Ashes mutuals for this, I feel like it’s been a minute and we’ve all gone quiet XD

[cnacertificationprogram]

Discover the very best CNA Classes in Chicago, Illinois: Your Ultimate Guide to Starting a Rewarding Career

**Title:⁣ Discover the Best CNA Classes in Chicago, Illinois:⁣ Your Ultimate Guide to Starting ​a Rewarding Career**

**Introduction:** Are you considering a career as a Certified Nursing Assistant (CNA) in Chicago, Illinois? If so, you’ve come to the right place! This ‌comprehensive guide will help you find the best CNA ⁢classes in Chicago to kickstart⁣ your⁤ career⁣ in the healthcare industry. Whether you’re a high school graduate looking to ⁣jump into the workforce or someone looking to‌ make a career change, becoming a CNA can offer a fulfilling and rewarding career path.

**Benefits of Becoming a CNA:** Before diving into the details of finding the best CNA classes in Chicago, let’s explore ⁤some⁤ of‌ the benefits of pursuing ‍a career as a Certified Nursing ‌Assistant:

1. Job Stability: The demand for CNAs⁤ continues to grow, making ⁤it a stable career choice. 2. Rewarding ​Work: CNAs have the opportunity to make a​ positive impact on patients’ lives every day. 3. Quick Training: CNA programs are typically shorter ​than traditional college degrees, allowing you to enter the workforce sooner. 4. ‌Opportunities ⁤for Growth: Becoming a CNA can ⁣be ‍a stepping stone to further ⁢your career in the healthcare field.

**How to Find‍ the Best CNA Classes in Chicago:** When searching for CNA⁢ classes in Chicago, it’s essential to consider‌ factors such as accreditation, class ​schedule flexibility,‍ hands-on training opportunities, and cost. Here are some tips to help you find ⁢the best CNA classes in Chicago:

1. Research accredited CNA programs in Chicago⁣ through⁢ online resources like the ‍Illinois Department of‍ Public Health website. 2. Consider the class‍ schedule⁤ and location to ensure it ⁤fits‍ your availability and commute. 3. Read reviews and testimonials⁣ from‌ past students to gauge the quality of the program. 4. Compare tuition costs and financial aid options to ‌find a program that fits your budget.

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**Case Study:** Sarah, a recent high school​ graduate,​ decided to enroll ‍in‍ the​ CNA program at XYZ Nursing School in Downtown Chicago. After completing the 6-week ‍program, she successfully passed the CNA‌ certification exam and landed a job at a local​ hospital. Sarah found the hands-on training and supportive instructors at XYZ Nursing⁢ School to be instrumental in her success as‍ a CNA.

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[hungup]

i wonder if shonda rhimes is shaking

[flower-slut004]

sarah mbav nsfw abc

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She'll pull out a book and read it to you. Her head on top of yours as she quietly whispers the words from the pages.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Sarah loves her hips. She knows you love them too. She'll sway them and you'll be on your knees for her.

Sarah loves your boobs. She's a tit gal.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Sarah drinks up your juices. She loves the taste of it on her tongue as she has you begging for more.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Sarah knows she can’t appear on camera but she wants to record the two of you having sex. Just to watch your reactions and the way your voice quivers

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Sarah’s had some experience, she knows what she’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Sarah loves face riding. Her or you, either way it’s perfect for her.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Giggling here and there but she’s too focused to make jokes. Teasing? hell yes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

She’s shaven down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

super romantic. She really knows how to sweep a girl off her feet.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Sarah touches herself to photos of you all the time. She just can't stop staring at your body.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Sarah's kinks include blindfolds and using ice cubes on each other.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Sarah likes having sex in her car or at your place. It's more inmate if it's at yours.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Sarah gets super wet when she saw you coming back sweaty from the gym

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No threesomes or public sex.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She loves riding your face. She's in control and she can ride your face as long as she wants.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

She's slow and teasing. She wants you to enjoy every last bit of the moment.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Don't bother asking. She hates them.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Depends...she'll flip a coin about it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Her vampire speed can make her go on for hours.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She has a box of toys and likes to share them with you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She's the master of teasing. Her fangs teasing you as they drag up and down your neck as her fingers play with your nipples.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

She isn't loud but she's not afraid to be loud.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

During your honeymoon, Sarah gently removed your dress as she pressed kisses down your neck, grasping her hair. She pulled away as she gave you a teasing smile "Baby, I'm always in charge"

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

She's athletic and has nice tits.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It isn't super high but she can't say no when you're begging her.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She'll watch you sleep first and play with your hair.

[chokulit]

I was asked by @supportgaza to promote the campaign for @sarahabohwidigaza

As of now, they are only at

€510/50,000

Still not even 1/10 of the way.

I will post updates when I can.

Reminder that i can draw for you if you donate: x

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Star, March 1

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Humiliated Jennifer Lopez used for money and fame by Alex Rodriguez

Page 1: Princess Eugenie and her husband Jack Brooksbank, who is a UK ambassador for George Clooney and Rande Gerber's tequila brand, welcomed a son on February 9 at London's Portland Hospital

Page 2: Contents, Robin Thicke in front of a piano at Gold Diggers studio in L.A.

Page 3: Star Shots -- Serena Williams honored late Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith Joyner by rocking a one-legged Nike catsuit at the first day of the Australian open, Chrissy Metz brought some vibrancy to the virtual SCAD aTVFest where she discussed This Is Us and was honored with the Vanguard Award, Olivia Culpo checked out the view before heading to the Shaq Bowl in Tampa

Page 4: Inside Britney Spears' nightmare -- a shocking new documentary exposes how Britney was used and abused by people she trusted -- Britney's unable to communicate with fans directly without permission -- fans flooded Justin Timberlake's Instagram to demand an apology for what one called profiting from trashing a woman

Page 5: Facing a lawsuit from her estranged older sister has rattled Mariah Carey -- Alison Carey alleged to a NYC court that Mariah had intentionally inflicted emotional distress by writing about her in the 2020 tell-all The Meaning of Mariah Carey and Alison is seeking $1.25 million after the singer accused her of, among other things, throwing boiling hot tea on her and trying to sell a 12-year-old Mariah to a pimp -- now Mariah has become wary of even those in her inner circle and is making longtime employees re-interview for their jobs -- Mariah's always been on the paranoid side but everyone is a suspect now and she's grilling everyone from bodyguards to chefs to stylists and household staff who have been with her for years and if anyone pushes back they are shown the door -- her great fear is that people could cross over and spill secrets to the enemy because she's been caught off guard before by those she trusted

* Catching ZZZs has become a real problem for Kelly Clarkson -- between her gig as a daytime host, trying to sell homes in Nashville and Encino, and battling her ex Brandon Blackstock over custody of their two kids, she is beyond stressed and she can't sleep and nothing works; the most shut-eye she gets is two to three hours -- it's gotten so bad she's even tried hypnotherapy but her workaholic brain outwits it -- meanwhile her legal woes including a lawsuit with her husband and ex father-in-law's talent agency are getting nastier and Brandon has told her in no uncertain terms that he's not going to stop until he gets what he wants which is a ton of money and time with the kids

* She was the most loathed mother in America and now Casey Anthony wants her say -- 10 years after she was acquitted of murdering her two-year-old daughter Caylee, Casey is making a documentary about the trial and she thinks she can clear her name -- she's not looking for sympathy but she believes she's a victim too and was unfairly convicted in the public eye -- she is planning on dropping bombshells in the doc including her take on the theory that the toddler accidentally drowned in the family pool as well as shocking secrets about her own abusive upbringing but don't expect much remorse

Page 6: Just over a year after her father Kobe Bryant and sister Gianna Bryant perished in a tragic helicopter crash, Natalia Bryant who is Kobe's oldest daughter, has signed a modeling contract with IMG Models who also represent Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid and the just signed Inauguration standout poet Amanda Gorman

* Rumer Willis was heartbroken when her months-long relationship with Armie Hammer fizzled out in December but after harrowing reports of Armie's alleged abuse of women including asking to barbecue their ribs and carry their severed toes in his pocket, Rumer is telling friends she feels lucky -- she wanted to defend him when the cannibalism stories first came out because she thought they were outrageous and now she feels badly for all of the victims and she's really grateful she didn't get caught up in the Armie nightmare

* Star Spots the Stars -- Eva Longoria, Mandy Moore, Demi Lovato, Dan Levy, Dorinda Medley

Page 8: Star Shots -- Meg Ryan wore some wide-legged trousers and a cute cap on a nature walk in Santa Barbara, Gavin Rossdale wore pink socks while playing tennis in L.A., Ciara holding six-month-old son Win during a family getaway to Hawaii

Page 9: Delilah Belle Hamlin and Love Island's Eyal Booker removed their masks for a quick street smooch during a coffee date in L.A., Sofia Richie enjoyed some PDA with shipping heir Gil Ofer in Miami

Page 12: Kate Upton doing yoga, Tia Mowry-Hardrict and her husband Cory Hardrict shared dishwashing duty after cooking at home, Robin Roberts tasted a treat on Good Morning America in New York City

Page 13: Pregnant Brittany Cartwright brought her dog along to retrieve the mail in L.A., Victoria Justice showed off her toned tummy post-workout in L.A.

Page 14: Goldie Hawn turned quality time with granddaughter Rani into a workout toting her in a backpack, Madonna and Guy Ritchie's son Rocco Ritchie waded in during a vacation in Tulum in Mexico, Lucy Hale on a stroll with her dog Elvis in L.A.

Page 16: Chris Noth put in a day's work on The Equalizer in Paterson in New Jersey, Flavor Flav and Flo Rida at The Super Glow Super Bowl kick-off party in Tampa, Bradley Cooper kept daughter Lea close as the two ran errands in NYC

Page 17: More than a week after celebrating 18 months of sobriety Lily Allen enjoyed a snack on-the-go in London, Jessica Alba lifted her son Hayes while riding scooters with husband Cash Warren in Beverly Hills

Page 18: Normal or Not? Cody Simpson got physical with new girlfriend Marloes Stevens during a romantic getaway in St. Barts -- normal, Selling Sunset's Christine Quinn picking up a portrait of herself in L.A. -- normal, Jack Black raised Thor's hammer in a parody posted on Instagram prompting Chris Hemsworth to call it the greatest thing he's ever seen -- not normal

Page 19: The Crown's Emma Corrin looked intrigued by a leafy object she stumbled upon during a stroll in London -- not normal, Sarah Jessica Parker kicked back in heels during a break from assisting shoppers at her flagship store in NYC -- not normal

Page 20: Fashion -- stars look sweet in tiered dresses -- Maude Apatow, Logan Browning, Margot Robbie

Page 21: Julianne Moore, Camila Morrone, Saoirse Ronan

Page 24: After months of quietly dating, Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley are ready to marry and they announced it in the most low-key way possible and the couple are madly in love and feel unequivocally that this is the real deal -- Aaron and Shailene were friends long before sparks flew in August last year and having to endure a long-distance romance during football season actually made their bond stronger -- Aaron and Shailene are already planning to start a family and they're at that stage when they feel ready to be parents and are keen to have a baby

Page 25: Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles have found another dynamic duo to spend their downtime with which is Florence Pugh and Zach Braff -- the foursome hit it off on the set of Don't Worry, Darling which Olivia is directing and in which Florence and Harry star -- they have the best time together and know how to forget the world outside -- as it turns out bearing witness to Florence and Zach's happy relationship despite their 20-year age difference played a part in Olivia taking a chance on dating Harry who is nine years her junior following her split from Jason Sudeikis and seeing them together inspired Olivia to go for it with Harry and she's so glad she did

* While some couples are overwhelmed being with their kids 24/7 in lockdown, Prince William and Duchess Kate have enjoyed the extended family time with Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis -- having the kids at home during the pandemic has given Kate baby fever and she loves being around them and wants to have one more and she and William are trying for another, with Kate saying she's hoping for a girl -- as for raising four young kids, the pair are up to the challenge because Kate's a pro at multitasking and William is a devoted dad and they'll split parenting duties

* Matt Damon is hoping a change of scenery will save his rocky 17-year relationship with wife Luciana Barroso as the couple and their three girls have set up house in a lavish $7000-a-night rental in Australia's tony Byron Bay while the actor films Thor: Love and Thunder -- the beachy new surroundings are just what the couple needs after hitting a rough patch and Matt is working overtime to make sure Luciana enjoys herself Down Under by arranging date nights and buying gifts for her to open every day and even when he's working he's got time set aside for just them and the gestures seem to be working and it's the shot in the arm they both needed

Page 26: Cover Story -- Jennifer Lopez humiliated and used -- shocking cheating allegations rock J.Lo's world as fiance Alex Rodriguez's mistress Madison LeCroy tells all -- while Jennifer is putting on a brave face the affair rumors are devastating to her whether she admits it or not -- after revealing she and Alex exchanged DMs Madison said she doesn't want anything bad for his family or for hers -- Alex says it was innocent and that nothing happened but Jennifer is not fully buying it -- Jennifer and Alex's relationship is personal but it's also business; together, their fortunes have doubled

Page 30: Chip and Joanna Gaines -- inside our farmhouse reno -- Chip and Jo are expanding and renovating their Waco home and it may be their toughest job yet

Page 32: Celeb Parenting Fails -- these celebrity moms and dads share their hilarious hapless moments -- Anne Hathaway, Brad Pitt

Page 33: Willie Geist, Mila Kunis, Pink

Page 48: Parting Shot -- Despite it being her first concert in over a year, Miley Cyrus was ready to rock while headlining the TikTok Tailgate Super Bowl pre-show event in Tampa -- the show treated 7500 Florida-based healthcare workers to a set that included guest appearances by Joan Jett and Billy Idol, who both collaborated on Miley's latest album

[dreamypeaches]

topper, sfw alphabet- c, x, y, z

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

topper is a bear

he loves to trap you in his arms and never let you go

he never admits it

but he loves to be the little spoon sometimes

you catch onto it pretty quickly

he just loves to have you in his arms whenever he can

nuzzling into your neck

squeezing you tight

giving you all the love

and taking all yours

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

topper had a huge crush on you before you started dating

and it scared him

because he was afraid to get in another relationship after sarah

but what he was feeling for you

was more than he ever felt for sarah

and you noticed the way he looked at you

and how flustered he would get

so you finally took a leap of faith and asked him for his number

he blushed and grinned and gave it to you immediately

the rest is history

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

he doesn’t like people who smell bad

which is normal

but it is a HUGE turn off for him

he loves to buy you perfume

or body mist

because he kinda needs you to smell good

his favorite scents are vanilla and rose

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

topper is a deep sleeper

and he snores

which is very annoying

because he also likes to cling to you

so if you wake up first

it is impossible to escape

because his grip is iron

and it is impossible to wake him up 

[sarohara]

hey darling,you're my best friend

Stranger: But there’s a fewer things that you don’t know of

You: AHAHAHA

You: Why I borrow your lipstick so often

Stranger: I am using your shirt as a pillow case

You: I wanna ruin our friendship

Stranger: We should be lovers instead

You: I don't know how to say this...

You: 'Cause you're really my dearest friend ahahahahaha

Stranger: Cause you’re really my dearest friend

Stranger: Nice!

You: yooooo

Stranger: Hahahaha

You: ahahah what's up?

Stranger: You just made my day!

You: aaaawwwww

You: nooo, YOU made my day

Stranger: My dearest friend! 😂

You: 😂😂😂😂

Stranger: So, who are you?

Stranger: Darling

You: AHAHAH i'm a stranger

Stranger: Say less!

You: ahahahahah named Sarah

You: who r you?

Stranger: Hey Sarah! My name is Zala

You: No way Zala

You: Sarah, Zala

You: 😂😂

You: Nice name btw

Stranger: Haha thank you 😂

You: np lmao ahah well, wyd here girl?

Stranger: I am just boring. And I put tiktok because I don’t want to have “ads for kik or onlyfans” by every second message

Stranger: Didn’t expect anyone from tiktok here tho

You: oooh i get u, i'm bored as well, i mean, everybody's bored on omegle 😂 what's new right

You: and well, actually, i'm not from there but ik that trend so idk, i just felt like 😂

Stranger: I just watch tiktoks

Stranger: Never made any

You: Yeaa, but in my case, i saw it on yt

You: so i thought "why not?" ahhaha

Stranger: Why not! Do it more often tho

You: well, I was thinking about doing it with someone on snapchat but idk

Stranger: Good idea, but I just don’t like screenshoting pictures. Then people know that something is going on

You: Oooh yea but i could do it after u know..

You: Idk, i don't even know if i'm gonna post it

Stranger: Yeah I understand

You: Idk anyways

You: People here before you, just skipped me away when i sent "hey darling, you're my best friend"

You: like cmon guys

Stranger: Hahahah I believe! I usually skip when I get “horny”

Stranger: Boy please stope

You: Yeaaaaaa ikr, i hate it

You: I mean, nobody cares right

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: I get on befrore “M, horny..... skip”

Stranger: I was just laughing at myself and skip it

You: AAHHAHAHA

You: "m>skip

Stranger: Hahhahaha

You: most guys who send "m" are horny, basically ahahhaha

Stranger: True

Stranger: I always say first like “hey”

You: Yeeeeaaasss

Stranger: How are you. Not just F

Stranger: And it’s hard to find a girl who will talk with you

You: Something like "wyd", "what's good?" not f, bc no one asked

Stranger: Like if I say F back, I always get skip

You: U mean, girls?

Stranger: Yes

You: Ooh i feel u, they skip me too

You: Like "???"

Stranger: Exactly!

You: it's like you're only here for boys, damn girl

Stranger: How old are you tho? Because I like the way you’re thinking

You: Do u wanna guess?

Stranger: Hoping more then 16😂

You: Uuuum i'm 16 😂

You: Hbu

Stranger: 20

Stranger: Don’t call me old now!

Stranger: 😂😂

You: I wont 😂

You: Maybe later but not now ahahahahhah

You: Nah i'm joking

Stranger: Hahahah mean!

You: Yea, so mean!!! ahhahah

You: where r u from btw?

Stranger: Europe

Stranger: Slovenia

Stranger: You?

You: Ooh that's so cool

You: I'm from Brazil

Stranger: Oh waw

You: Far aaaway right ahhah

Stranger: Yeah

You: say something in slovenian/slovene idk

Stranger: Hello, I am Zala. - živjo, jaz sem Zala

You: Seems so fancy

Stranger: How are you - kako si

Stranger: Hahah it’s actually hard to learn

You: Yeaaa i bet!!!

Stranger: You speak in portugal?

You: Portuguese

You: Yea :)

Stranger: Some things I remember from primary school

Stranger: Hahaha

You: well, do u know something in portuguese?

You: ahahhaha

Stranger: No hahah

You: Oh okay ahah

Stranger: But you can teach me!

You: Yea, sure

You: Hey, my name's Sarah, nice meeting you. - E aí, meu nome é Sarah, prazer te conhecer.

You: How r u?- Como você está?

Stranger: Uhhh I hate this letters àáèê

Stranger: Hahaha

You: AHAHHAHA

Stranger: Always have trouble pronouncing them

You: It's not that hard, trust me ahaha

Stranger: Hahah okay

You: So

You: how r things over there?

Stranger: Corona?

You: Yea

Stranger: We are in “lockdown” for 6 weeks now. We have police hours from 21-6

Stranger: Only grocery stores are open

You: Oh i didn't know that

Stranger: It’s weird

Stranger: We have to wear mask everywhere

You: I mean, most of europe is in lockdown right?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: How are things in Brazil?

You: there's no lockdown over here but we still wearing mask everywhere

Stranger: I hope it ends soon

You: Yea, same :) at least, i hope it gets a lil bit better bc the situation it's not good.

Stranger: True. Let’s hope for 2021 to bring good news

You: Hopefully

You: wyd now?

Stranger: Some university work

Stranger: You?

You: Oooh i was about to say "homework" as well ahahha

You: Same zzz but not university, high school

Stranger: I could say, you are 16

You: Yea yea

You: What do u study btw?

Stranger: Educational science.

Stranger: Let me explain

You: Go ahead

Stranger: When I finish with uni, I will probably work in school and I will be the person, you came to, when you need help. Like social worker probably. But I will also help study people with special needs. Like doing work slowly, repeat things with them

You: Ooh i got u!! I appreciate these people btw, it's amazing :)

Stranger: Ooo thanks! So sweet of you

You: Aww :)

Stranger: Are you in general high school or for special job?

You: Both ahahah

Stranger: Oh, so like what?

Stranger: If I guess it’s nursing

Stranger: Hahaha

Stranger: That was one of my opinions when I went to high school

You: ahahhaha actually, accounting ahah

Stranger: Okay hahah

Stranger: Not bad at all

You: I mean...

You: I dunno 😂

Stranger: You will see

Stranger: Enjoy your life as a teenager!

You: don't even dare

Stranger: Hahah

Stranger: I was starting to party when I was 16

Stranger: And now corona

You: 4 years it's a long time okay 😂

Stranger: Hahahha okay okay

You: Corona sucks

You: i can't go to parties 😂

Stranger: Hahah same tho!

You: everyone's in the same boat right

Stranger: Right

You: Yaa

Stranger: I will let you finish your homework

You: Don't do that

Stranger: Hahaha

You: But well, i'll let u finish your university work

You: wait, first, what time is it?

Stranger: 18:40

Stranger: Almost 7pm

You: Yea ik

You: It's 14:40

You: almost 3pm

Stranger: Isn’t it interesting. How different is time around the world

Stranger: We will celebrate new year before you

You: it's really interesting. I have a name for it.

You: It's called timezone 😂

You: i'm so funny right.

You: joking.

Stranger: Hahahah

Stranger: You’re

Stranger: Never heard of timezone before

Stranger: 😂😂😂

You: Yeaaaa ikr, i mean, I created this name

You: By myself

Stranger: Omg Sarah the creator

Stranger: Everyone will learn about you

You: I'm a genius 😂😂

You: ahahahhahaha

Stranger: So glad that I meet you

Stranger: Hahahah

You: Aw :) me too :) so glad that i meet u

You: Aw is my second name, i'm always "aw" 😂 as u can see

Stranger: Hhahha 🥺🥺

Stranger: Do you want to keep talking on other social media?

Stranger: No pressure

You: Yeaa!! sure :)) i was about to ask it.

You: do u got insta?

Stranger: I do

Stranger: ferjancic.zala

You: shhht

You: mine is @sarahcvlm

Stranger: Wow so depressing quote 😂

You: I said "shht" bc I uninstalled my insta yesterday, but I'm gonna follow you later, I swear ahahhaha

You: Depressing? 😂 Okay i'm a depressed now bc it's basically my life aahahah

Stranger: Hhahaha don’t be like that

Stranger: I send you request

You: I'm joking, it's just a quote from Anne with an E :)

You: Oke :)) installing instagram again

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: Hahahah oh

You: "Oh" 😂

Stranger: Oh, you didn’t have to do that

You: Stop it

You: i was gonna do it, soon or later dw

Stranger: Okay okay😊

You: Done

You: Ooh, you're so cute Zala :)

Stranger: Awww 🥰

Stranger: You are too!

You: Aw, thanks :))

You: both followed :)

You: See ya there?

Stranger: See ya!

[seekingthestars]

it-begins-with-rain replied to your post “thank you for the taaaag, @mylastbraincql!!! Rules: tag 9 people...”

I sliced up a watermelon this morning, LMAO!! I can't eat it though, but the smell is nice!

i love watermelon! one year (two years ago, i think? i can’t remember lol) my brother just gave me a watermelon for my birthday HAHAHAHA

mylastbraincql replied to your post “thank you for the taaaag, @mylastbraincql!!! Rules: tag 9 people...”

Sarah youre so cute. Watermelon sounds great and so does sleep tbh. Hope you get some quality zzz and rest soon ♡♡♡ ALSO Erased!!! I loved it!

Erased was so good!!!!! i started and then just...couldn’t stop XD i got like halfway through and had an Idea on who the culprit was so i couldn’t stop THEN, i had to keep going to see if i was right! hahahaha so....we just watched the whole thing in one go XD