#ZERO TWO P L S

[cyberfunsupporter]

s/oljiwan is like o/ngsasun if they were good and had good development and a good ending and 😸 literally anything good actually

[anonymous-eggy]

Someones fuckijg draining my savings and leaving no transaction trail except for the tranfers to my checkings, I'll let yall know if its partially me just being stupid or if some cuck is stealing from a poor queer person 🙃

[carionto]

Huh? Nah, this doesn't need safety gear

It is horrifying what kinds of deadly activities Humans will engage with without even a mention of safety or precaution. Most alarmingly what their offspring dare to do.

Take, for example, cycling. Already, a vehicle that is literally as minimal in features as you can get, and requires the user to provide all balance. Lacking such an advanced inner ear, operating this device is nigh impossible for two thirds of the Galaxy. But their young manage to get the hang of it very quickly, and we're told it's a skill that once you learn it, you never forget. Even after decades, their "body remembers", which adds another layer of curiosity to how Human "muscle memory" functions and retains this other form of knowledge.

Once their children learn this skill, any skill really, they tend to experiment and go as far as they can with it. One time we saw a whole group of them riding around their school's outdoor gym field at nearly 35 km/h on the straights. I and several other delegates would quite literally die if one were to crash into us. And crash they did, we were shocked and panicked, but before we could alert anyone, the child simply brushed themselves off, stretched a little, spent MORE time in fact checking if their bike was fine, and then got right back on. Seemingly zero lessons learned as they crashed two more times within the next half hour.

As we left, a group of slightly older children on somewhat smaller but tougher looking bicycles with steel protrusions from the wheels. They seemed very energetic, so we followed them at a distance to a large open concrete park with strange geometric structures all around. Before we could question the purpose of this place, the kids were flying, their bikes were screeching, and we were terrified. Jumping off ramps and these half-cylinders, doing frankly impossible feats of acrobatics.

OH MY GOD ONE OF THEM LET GO OF THE BIKE MID JUMP!!!

Oh thank god, they caught it again before landing.

Why did they spin around before doing so though?

...

Stunts?

You... willfully endanger yourselves for... "s t y l e p o i n t s"

My hearts can't take it anymore today, please take me home.

[aromanticduck]

Letters of the alphabet and the smallest whole number they appear in:

A - one hundred and one/one thousand (depending on whether you include 'and' in your numbers)

B - one billion

C - one octillion

D - one hundred

E - one (zero)

F - four

G - eight

H - three

I - five

J -

K -

L - eleven

M - one million

N - one

O - one (zero)

P - one septillion

Q - one quadrillion

R - three (zero)

S - six

T - two

U - four

V - five

W - two

X - six

Y - twenty

Z - (zero)

Five biggest highlighted in colour. It turns out that the letter C takes the longest to appear (aside from J and K, which don't appear at all... unless you're Phillip J Fry buying anchovies for one jillion dollars). Originally I was only doing positive whole numbers, but I went back and included zero in brackets so I could have something for Z.

[rainee-da]

🍀 Lay Down in Their Lap [1]

CHARACTER ❥ Doom 🪞 / Famin 🃏 / Epidem 🍮 / Delisaster 🍾 / Domina Blowelive 💧 / Cell War 💎

W A R N I N G ⚠️ PG-13 and heavy on fluff / BIG SPOILER!!!! / might be too OOC for you.

D O O M 🪞

It was later in the afternoon. He just finished his training and was resting up on the nearby bench at the training grounds before you came and suddenly plopped down on his lap.

His whole body tensed up slightly at the sudden contact before relaxing back as he realized that it was just you.

"Tired, my dear? has your day been rough?" he said with a soothing voice as he ran his hand on your hair, a soft smile forming on his lips.

He learned his whole life to predict other people's movements using all his senses, but you never failed to surprise him with your antics.

And it never fails to lighten his day, to bring sunshine to his world that is devoid of pictures.

The two of you spent the rest of the afternoon chatting with each other, with his hand brushing through your locks idly.

As you talk about your day, he listened quietly. Take note of your shift in tone and the quiet thumping of your heart.

He didn't mind doing this for eternity, with you.

F A M I N 🎪

He was in a bad mood as he sulked on the sofa, teeth gritting and eyes twitching. One more flick to his nerves and his place is going to be a bloodbath.

Knowing so, his aides understandably decided to keep their distance.

Not you tho, because you were somehow brave enough to stride to his place with a book in hand and plopped your head on his lap.

"... What do you think you're doing?" he said with a strained voice, punctuating every word. You simply answered him with a shrug as you started reading your book.

His aide is looking from the distance, mortified. One of them is making preparations for a quick mass funeral, just in case.

They instantly passed out in fear as their boss started to move, thinking the massacre was going to happen. They missed the fact that Famin had actually moved to hug you, not to massacre you. Or anybody.

His rage already evaporated into thin air, seeing you on his lap.

Get ready to be in his lap for hours lol. He won't let you go now.

E P I D E M 🍮

"... And the texture is all wrong! It's a blasphemy I assure you. Pudding is supposed to be a soft, silky cuisine and the shop can't even differentiate that with a freakin jelly! Honestly-"

You lay on his lap as you listen to him go on his tangent. Your hand slowly caresses his thighs to soothe him down.

Being his lover, you're used to this kind of temper tantrum it could be worse after all.

In fact, you prefer this to his scientific tangent. You can barely understand the other one after all.

But since he has been going on for more than an hour, you're understandably getting tired and you can feel yourself getting sleepy as your eyes fluttering and closing.

Noticing that you no longer saying anything, he stopped and looked down to check your face.

His face softens, seeing you sleeping on his lap. His body finally eases down and he caresses your cheek gently. His mind is in a state of tranquility.

Though you’re gonna wake up with a bite mark on your cheek lol. It’s just that soft after all.

D E L I S A S T E R 🍾

Everything about it is embarrassing. You're embarrassed, his aide pities you, and his family gives you a strange look, the only one who is not embarrassed is Delisaster.

How could you not be? It's a big, fancy banquet being held by Innocent Zero with so many nobles present. And here you are; laying on one of his son's lap.

And you can't escape either, because his hand is gripping your side tightly while his other hand is sipping some red wine, ready to tickle the hell out of you if you made any attempt to escape.

Too bad he's big into PDA too. More than once did he lowered his head to peck your nose or smooch with your lips. In front of everyone.

"Do you want some?" He offers you his glass of wine casually as if it didn't hit him yet that he's being cringy as hell embarrassing you.

He lets out a hearty laugh every time you pout and whine about being embarrassed, clearly finding it to be amusing.

"Why so shy? you're my bae! N' best bet I'll show it to everyone! Gotta show them to whom you belong, after all~"

Rest in peace, you poor soul...

D O M I N A B L O W E L I V E 💧

It's nearing curfew time. You opened the door of his dorm slowly, making the light from outside permeate through the dark room.

You can see the hunched shadow on the bed jolted in surprise and the light from outside highlighting his face shadow.

"Go away," Domina stated coldly as he lowered his head, and you managed to catch a glimpse of the tear stain on his cheeks.

You didn't say anything. But knowing him, you decided to go against his words and walked to his figure before locking the door.

You startled him as you plopped your head on his lap, burying your face in his stomach while your hand rubbed his lower back gently.

This simple action successfully breaking the dam in the pink-haired man's eye as he started sobbing his heart out.

He started blabbering out his thoughts while his shaky hands hugged your head tightly, sharing the insecurities and the fear he held inside that had been tormenting his soul.

"Please don't go..." he said with a broken voice, as he caressed your face, "I love you... You're all I have... please, promise me to never leave me... Please..."

Both of you ended up sleeping while cuddling together, content smile formed on his sleeping face.

C E L L W A R 💎

"Stop it, I have to go," he whines, trying his best to push you, who is currently nuzzling your face on his stomach, off of his lap, "I have to meet Master, he'll be furious if I'm late!"

You quipped to him that the appointed meeting is still an hour ahead, and he groans in frustration, unable to refute your words.

He knows that the meeting is still an hour away, and it only took him a quarter of an hour to reach the location. Meaning that he had plenty of hours for himself. 

But he just can't help to work hard. He wants to please his Master!

"You're such a brat..." he grumbled as his hand moved to pull off the thorn crown on his head, and he leaned back to relax on the bed.

Your sheepish smiles earned you a soft chuckle from him. He stares at you with eyes full of meaning as his hand strokes your hair gently.

He wants you to find someone better, but he can't think of a life without you by his side. For him, you're his oasis. Anything you did seems to bring his dead heart back to life.

'I guess it's okay to relax once in a while... for you.'

Work has been abusing wearing me out and I didn't have too much time to open social media lately so this one will be shorter than the previous one. Honestly can I just be reincarnated as a seal? please please please please-

I also wrote a similar prompt for Walkis Academy students. If you happen to like this one, you might also like the other one! Maybe, I mean, I dunno...

Anyway, thank you for reading! 🍀

[letstalkaboutshtufff]

Imagine being a new first year who’s super anxious and cute

You watched from behind a street sign, legs shaking and tears already forming. How were you supposed to introduce yourself when you were this nervous!?!

The tallest one which you assumed was your teacher stood arms crossed and casually leaning on a pole while the three students in uniform were eagerly looking around. Well two of them were, the dark haired boy looked bored actually.

“Geez I hate it when people are late, so annoying” the girl complained.

Ah crap, you’re already making bad impressions and you haven’t even met them!!

Ok ok come one, don’t be scared. You’re here for a reason. Ok deep breath.

With shaky steps you finally emerged, crossed the street and waved shyly towards the group.

You finally caught their attention and they all turned towards you.

“H-hi, s-sorry I’m late! My names y/n l/n! It’s n-nice to m-meet e-everyone!” You bowed deeply, cheeks on fire.

Meanwhile Yuji and Nobara froze.

Oh crap did you say something weird?

Hesitantly you raised your head.

“Omg she’s like a pudding cup!!”

“She is she is!”

“Um..” You blushed even harder and hid a little under your scarf.

“Just ignore them, they’re always like this… names Megumi Fushiguro”

“Ah, nice to meet you…”

“And I’m your teacher, satoru gojo! Welcome to Jujutsu high!”

You relaxed a bit at his welcoming demeanor.

“Thank you, I look forward to working with everyone.”

“Ahhh too cute too cute!!!” The girl started hugging you.

“Ah p-please stop!”

“Sorry but I just can’t help it! Wait… your the new first year??”

You were nervous all over again, “um y-yes” ugh were they already disappointed?

“But you’re….” Too sweet looking to hurt a fly let alone a curse… is what they wanted to say.

“I wouldn’t underestimate her just quite yet” Gojo smirked.

“She is a special grade sorcerer after all…”

“What!?!?”

“No way!?!?”

“Seriously…”

“I-I’m really not a-all that g-great” you were practically a tomato now.

“Prove it!” The girl pointed a finger at you.

“Huh?”

“Prove it! Show us what you can do.”

“U-Um, but we’re in public…”

“Oh leave that to me” suddenly your world shifted and you were somewhere else entirely. Somewhere dark and filled with negative energy, within a millisecond you sensed a curse above you.

The three others gasped and were getting into position to do something when your instinct already kicked in. You reached up and let out a large crackling blast of energy that enveloped the curse completely while also disintegrating it.

You mentally scanned for any other curses in the area and snapped your neck to the side zeroing in on a bush and then up in a tree. You lifted your finger like a gun and shot two tinier blasts but with extreme precision. You heard a shriek and muffled groan then felt the presences disappear.

Another scan confirmed that all the curses were taken care of.

Wait… did you just-

“Ah crap I did it again!!! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to show off or anything I just felt the curses and got carried away!!” You were bowing and apologizing profusely to the group that was frozen in awe. Gojo just smirked with his arms crossed.

“Well class, still think she can’t handle it?”

“No fair! I wanna have a finger gun!”

“What about that spirit bomb thing you just did, you gotta teach me that!!”

“Guys calm down…”

“U-um um um!!” Ahhhhhh too much attention!!!

You bolted in the other direction.

“H-hey come back!”

“Sorry we didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable!”

“See what you idiots did” megumi frowned.

“Don’t worry she’ll be back” Gojo smiled in amusement. This school year was sure going to be interesting…

-what everyone saw-

Hope you enjoyed!

[lonigiri]

wonbin nsfw alphabet?

a=aftercare: honestly, he doesnt do much, you do more for him then he does for you. you two cuddle afterwards but thats really it

b=body part: on you, your waist, god he loves your waist, his hands are always on it, always has an arm wrapped around it. whenever you're riding him his hands are always on your waist. on him, he likes his fingers, he loves to play guitar and his fingers are so strong from playing guitar, loves prodding at that spongey spot in your walls, his fingers so skilled at making you feel amazing.

c=cum: he loves to cum on your stomach, loves painting your pretty body with his cum (he ends up licking it all up)

d=dirty secret: whenever your out of the house and he gets needy he takes ur panties that you wore the most recent and fucks his fist using them 🤭

e=expirence: i'd say before you he probably had like 3-5 partners, but with them he didnt really do much but vanilla missionary sex with them. he knew how to please a girl before you but you taught him how to please you specifically he hes a fast learner yall 😏

f=favorite position: loves when you're on top of him !!

g=goofy: i'd say hes pretty funny, but he can be serious if he wants to be

h=hair: hes 100% shaved down, i wouldnt be suprised if he got waxed regularly

i=intimacy: can be intimate if its like a special occasion but he is more comfortable being a little sillier

j=jack off: even tho yall are having sex VERY regularly, he still jacks off, not as frequently as he used to, but he still does it a lot

k=kink: overstimulation but not on you, on him, he might pretend that he hates it, but GOD he loves when your hand is squeezing his cock hard making him cum 10x over without breaks,

l=location: just the bed, yall do too much when ur having sex to do it anywhere else

m=motivation: just anything, anything you do turns him on, with NO fail

n=no: he honestly says he would try anything once, doesnt have any limits

o=oral: LOVES giving and receiving, loves when hes making you feel so good and your hands are pulling his hair :(( and when your giving him head hes on cloud 9 😣 loves it so much, loves ur pretty mouth around his cock sucking him dry

p=pace: when hes on top he goes pretty fast but when you're riding him you go a little slower

q=quickie: hes iffy on them, it just depends on where and when, but sometimes he wants to take his time

r=risk: like i said before, hes always down to try anything once

s=stamina: he can go for SO long like its crazy how long wonbin lasts. can go for 8-9 rounds without getting tired

t=toys: loves getting toys involved, viberators, cock rings, butt plugs, the occasional dildo

u=unfair: he cant, cant tease you like at all, whatever you ask you get

v=volume: he gets so loud, whining, groaning, moaning, begging for you to go easier on him

w=wild card:

x=xray: hes pretty big probably around 6 1/2 to 7" i dont think hes that thick though

y=yearing: ALWAYS 24/7 hes always thinking abt it, always initiating stuff with you, again, like i said, he gets hard with like zero initiation from you

z=zzz: doesnt really sleep afterwards, like at all, he loves cuddling afterwards though!

[deathwhoregutfucker]

James Hetfield NSFW Alphabet

not edited eeek

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act) - james would be so sweet. especially older james. he would always make sure you’re all taken care of and comfortable. he’d probably turn on a show or a movie you like afterwards too.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers) - hips. doesn’t matter if they’re big or small, he would absolutely loveeeeeeeeee love love love your hips. he would always hold onto them whenever you guys are out, he’d rub little circles around them with his thumbs. completely obsessed.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it) - he’d be crazyyy for creampies, especially older james. zero question about it

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory) - i feel like his dirty secret would be him perving on you, young james at least. he would watch you while you change and stuff you would swear that he was right there peaking into the sliver of your door, but once you looked over, he would be gone.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing) - younger james wouldn’t. he would act like he would to make it seem like he was ‘cool’ and ‘macho’ and he’s sleeping with all of these groupies when in all actuality, he wouldn’t have a fucking clue as to what to do in bed.

older james? older james is an old pro. he would know all the right spots, i’m TELLING you.

F= Favorite position - missionary so he can see your face (and spit in your mouth).

G= Goofy (how serious are they) - he’d super serious in the moment, he’s mostly focused on getting you off. after that, maybe he’d be a bit more goofy but not until you cum.

H= Hair (grooming habits) - i feel like both older and younger james wouldn’t shave down there, and i’m here for it.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty) - very intimate, even when he’d be rough with you.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often) - older james? not so much. but younger james would jerk off alll of the time. he would keep little polarids of you in his luggage and he’d fish them out and jerk off to them. they wouldn’t even have to be nudes either, just pictures regular old pictures of you.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual) - i feel like he’d be into light bdsm, he’d wanna tie you up, but nothing crazy.

i don’t think it’s a shock to say that older james has a daddy kink. i don’t really need to explain this one.

L= Location (where they like to get it on) - absolutely anywhere, especially younger james when you would tag along whenever he’s on tour. bathroom, hotel room, changing room, green room, behind a bar, in an alleyway, just about anywhere where there’s a risk of getting caught.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons) - the outfits you wear. especially when you’d wear super short shorts. he would always ask you why you’re wearing them and if you’re wearing them to get fucked; the answer would always be yes.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do) - knifeplay. he’d like hurting you, but not that much.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are) - younger james would be HORRID at eating pussy, but i feel like he’d be decent at sucking dick (from practicing on jason ofc), but older james would be an absolute fucking pro at it, i just know he would be.

he would like it when you’d suck him off, but he definitely likes giving it to you more.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed) - both older and younger james would last for a very long time, he’d last for as long as you would want him to no matter how hard it would be for him

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard) - i don’t think older james would like quickies that much, but younger james would love them, especially if there were backstage and you two were sneaking around.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things) - sometimes? i think he would like public/semi-public a lot, so he would always be thinking of new locations to fuck you in

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts) - he could last up to five, and the rounds would depend on how fast you cum

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers) - young james? maybe he’d use on on you, but i know older james would for sure. he would always try to find vibrators online and order them for you to use, sometimes he’d want you to send him videos of you using them to him AHHH

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves) - he would be the biggest fucking tease ever. he would get off on teasing you so much, he would finger you and talk about how hard he’d gonna fuck you, only to make you cum and not even think about putting his dick inside of you

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk) - younger james would whimper so fucking much, but older james would be the type to grunt a lot

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort) - he’s into pegging.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants) - he would be PACKING like eight inches minimum i swear

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level) - younger james would have the sex drive if your average 20-something, but older james would to. he would go for everrrrr, at least for an older man. he could last up to four or five rounds, and you would usually have to tell him to stop because you’d be so tired lmao

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after) - pretty quick, especially after more than one round, but he would make sure you fell asleep first.

[justsescape]

[Welcome back to the throwback drabble zone, with a story featuring Azure of @meatymidnightmultiverse fame!]

“A-aaaaah~!” Azure yelped as you tugged on her leash. Reddened skin coiled about her neck like a snake; it was hardly her first time in a collar, and it almost definitely wouldn’t be the last. “M-Master, that h-hurts…! Have I really been a… a b-bad cow…?”

Though she was standing in the dead center of your bedroom, Azure looked as if she had been backed into a corner. Her posture was hunched like she was bracing for impact; her teary eyes darted across the walls in search of an escape. With hands and ankles bound, however, eluding you would hardly be easy even if there was some kind of open air duct beckoning her away – and shedding her cowkini and headband would be all but impossible. “Nnngh… p-punish me, then, if that’s what you desire…” Azure bowed her head; that headband was quite convincing, its little horns and cow ears rising from her pink hair. “S-surely with some more g-growth serum and a m-milking… you are so predictable, Master…”

You eyed your desk. Her steady diet of painkillers and hormone boosters occupied almost every square inch they could find, even overtaking most of your mousepad. Such quantities were what she had grown to need… and her growth had become almost uncontrollable. Heaving breasts teardropped down Azure’s washboard-flat belly like sacks of flour until they obscured her nethers. Though they each had an imposing size and thickness, they didn’t quite protrude from her lithe figure like, say, over-inflated balloons. Instead, they had a satisfyingly gentle slope to them, their shape a constant reminder of just how weighty they had become. Not like her cowkini top needed any reminders, though; those straps stretched taut from her shoulders to her nipples like the cables supporting a suspension bridge.

“G-go on then,” she urged, her cheeks painted a rosy red. Knees trembled so violently that even her pendulous boobs found themselves jiggling in kind. “D-do your worst, Master… it is what I d-deserve…”

One pill, two pills, three pills, four – and zero painkillers since she called you “predictable.” You plunked them into a glass of her own breast milk and brought it to her lips. Perhaps her desperation had turned into resignation, for she was surprisingly eager to consume every ounce. “H-here goes…” Gulp, gulp, gulp. In mere moments, the glass was emptied as quickly as it had been filled. Azure’s pink lipstick smeared on the cup; nodules of her own product clung to her chin. “MMmngh… th-that… might be too much, Master…!”

And just as soon as those worries had left her tongue, so, too, did her boobs leave her top. CRACK! CRACK! Almost like they had been cut by scissors, the straining straps snapped like rubber bands and left the cowprint cups fluttering to the floor below. Milk quickly followed; with no barrier to stop it, it rained from her puffy nipples on to the remains of the garment like they were watering a recently planted flower. “O-oh, Master! My ch-chest is… it’s leaking!”

They weren’t just leaking – they were expanding right before your eyes. Lower and lower they sank, like a descending anchor of a ship, until they had begun to obscure her knees. Milk came in fits and spurts; each time it arrived at her tender lengths, it splattered across the carpet like a spilled drink and soaked your feet in her product. “Ooof… it huuuurts~!” Azure’s panicked eyes gave to a pained wince. The added weight was not doing her back any favors, and she slumped forward even more almost like she was doing an impression of a high-rise crane. Gigantic tits swung like tetherballs beneath her. It wouldn’t be long before her nipples were low enough to start grazing against the floor.

“M-Masteeeerrrr…” Azure bit her lip. Finally, her eyes met yours – with all that apprehension suddenly replaced with something sly, something flirtatious. “Y-you l-love when your cow’s boobs are h-huge and m-milky… d-don’t you, Master…?”

It hit you like a train. The room was the kind of warm that only visited rainforests and saunas; being so close to her was like standing beside a furnace. You felt perspiration on your every pore, almost like it had arrived all at once. And you weren’t alone; beads of sweat ran in parallel to the drops of milk running down the curvature of her boobs. The winding stretch marks, the thickened veins on her pale skin were being distorted by the fluids like they were being seen in a funhouse mirror. “Nnnggh… e-even though it hurts… I l-like m-making you happy~…”

It happened thoughtlessly. Your hands were as disobedient as Azure herself; they launched out, suddenly, and began to grope handfuls of her aching tits like they were kneading pizza dough. “MMNNGh~… b-be gentle, p-please…!” She might as well have been speaking to a brick wall. No matter where you laid your fingers, they were greeted by pounds of bulging, plush boob fat. And your hands were intent on touching them all over. You felt them rub against your palms as her skin stretched to compensate for the expansion; you felt indentations encircling her areolae where her breast pumps secured themselves; and you felt their sheer weight as you attempted to lift them upward, though they were much to heavy for your meager attempts.

“I’ll b-be a g-good cow f-from now on, Master…!” Azure’s legs went knock-kneed beneath her. She gasped and shrieked as her breasts finally made landfall; the friction between the carpet and her nipples sent jolts of pleasure through her limbs. The leash connected to her collar slunk across the floor like an animal’s tail, forgotten; her overgrown boobs were as much her master as you were – and pleasure like this wasn’t something she would ever dream to escape from. “P-please u-use me as you w-wish!”

[radiofreealbemut]

Welcome back in PAYwHATYOUWANTdAY (zero include) !!! Now each no air month, the 23th you will find a selection of 10 records from the PWYW zero include land of freedom. I do this because it’s important to do not forget that to break the rules is the better way to stay free ^^ And also of course because it’s so frustrating to share only free download music. (Previous selection is here https://radiofreealbemut.tumblr.com/post/751249798357745664/various-artists-out34-1-welcome-in )

[tokyo-chainsaw-dragon2]

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𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 (𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬)

A/N: First time doing this and fic for Big Boss. Will do more if I have the time for them.

Requested by: No one

Pairing: Big Boss X Fem!Reader

𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 𝟔𝟏𝟕 (𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔)

⚠️Warnings: 18+ MDNI, NSFW (obviously)

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🐍A >>> Aftercare🐍(what they're like after sex)

Snake is the type of person, who after intercourse, would have zero energy. Look away for just a minute, then back over, and he's already sitting up in bed with a cig in his mouth. He always tells you that smoking calms his nerves, but you don't believe him.

🐍B >>> Body part🐍(their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

For himself, it's his tongue. For you, it's your pussy and thighs. Very easy to figure out where this part gets headed.

🐍C >>> Cum🐍(anything to do with cum, basically)

Warm and semi-sticky, has the consistency of Clover honey (minus the clear part). It tastes semi-bitter, but a sweet aftertaste makes up for it.

🐍D >>> Dirty secret🐍(pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Whenever he takes a shower alone, he mixes a little bit of your conditioner with his body wash and rubs that concoction all over his dick. Obviously with both hands to get the simulation of your pussy.

🐍E >>> Experience🐍(how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

Big Boss has experience and knows what he's doing, but he needs some coaching getting back used to it.

🐍F >>> Favorite position🐍(this goes without saying)

🐍G >>> Goofy🐍(are they more serious during the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It's a very serious matter for him and doesn't fool around.

🐍H >>> Hair🐍(how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)

He's well groomed down there per say, but does leave a bit of a hair trailing from his belly button to the base of his cock. It's relatively thin, but it's like his beard hair (all scruffy and scratchy).

🐍I >>> Intimacy🐍(how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

When it comes to intimacy with Snake, he focuses on one thing and one thing only: cumming into you so he can feel less deprived of touch and pussy. Like I said, a very serious matter for him.

🐍J >>> Jack off🐍(masturbation headcanon)

When he's alone at home, he will jack off in the shower. Sometimes he'll jack off in your bed a little too far and cum into one of your pillow cases.

🐍K >>> Kink🐍(one or more of their kinks)

Dominance, panty, and outdoor sex kinks.

🐍L >>> Location🐍(favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere around the house, really (the bedroom and kitchen being his preferred). Out in public, it's a quickie up against the women's bathroom sink or a back alley.

🐍M >>> Motivation🐍(what turns them on, gets them going)

Either you being intoxicated or when the heat in the house gets unbearable in the summer time, you strip down naked in front of him to cool down.

🐍N >>> No🐍(something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

Big Boss hates when you wear overpowering perfume, yet he can stand the smell of his own cigars. He also hates when you're being over obsessively clingy (Snake needs his personal space too).

🐍O >>> Oral🐍(preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Doesn't have a preference.

🐍P >>> Pace🐍(are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace varies. If it's been a day or two, he'll go slow and take his time. If it's been a couple weeks to a month, he can go feral (aka really fast and rough, nearly destroying your pussy).

🐍Q >>> Quickie🐍(their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Every once in a while, Snake will do a quickie, but that solely depends on the location for when he gets horny (like if you're both at a party and he needs to "take care of something").

🐍R >>> Risk🐍(are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He normally doesn't do this, just keeps the same routine everytime no matter the location. Once in a great while, he will try something new.

🐍S >>> Stamina🐍(how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Big Boss has quite a bit of stamina, can last about 3 or 4 rounds.

🐍T >>> Toys🐍(do they own toys? do they use them?)

He's not really the type of guy who uses sex toys and doesn't own any.

🐍U >>> Unfair🐍(how much they like to tease)

Snake isn't that good at teasing, but he tries his best when he's drunk.

🐍V >>> Volume🐍(how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Big Boss is Big Boss, so expect him to be loud. On days when he's not feeling it or tired, he's a bit vocal, but not too much.

🐍W >>> Wild card🐍(a random headcanon for the character)

Two words: pussy eating.

🐍X >>> X-ray🐍(let's see what's going on under those clothes)

Big Boss is a GIRTHY 8 1/2 inches. Don't ask on how you manage to fit most that in your mouth when you go for blowjobs on him.

🐍Y >>> Yearning🐍(how high is their sex drive?)

This man gets touch and pussy deprived after just one and a half weeks without intimacy, so a high sex drive for him.

🐍Z >>> Zzz🐍(how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Expect him to be awake for the next few hours, since he's too busy smoking. Need I say more?

[yanderecrazysie]

I'm seeing you're doing NSFW alphabets, could you please do one for OM! Simeon? Thank you in advance!

Ofc my precious anon!

WARNINGS: yandere themes, very NSFW, mentions of non-con

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Simeon is kind and loving, carding his fingers through your hair and kissing your forehead until you fall asleep in his arms.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On him, he likes his face. He’s an angel, and he knows that he’s handsome because of that. He has a, well, angelic face.

On you, he also loves your face. Human, demon, or angel, he finds your face beautiful and wouldn’t change a thing about you.

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Simeon’s cum tastes amazing, to the point you’ll probably ask for more. It’s not thick, but it’s not watery either.

D: Dirty Secret

Simeon secretly wants to dominate you- be the one in complete control.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Simeon is an angel, so he has zero experience. He’s a virgin, but he’s a natural at pleasing you.

F: Favorite Position

Spooning you. He loves to feel your entire body against his.

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)  

Simeon might make an offhand comment or two, but generally he’s serious.

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s not only well-groomed, but his hair is soft. The carpet matches the drapes.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

He’s drawing you in for kiss after kiss, making sure not to squeeze your soft flesh when he runs his hands along it.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jack off because he’s an angel.

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Role-playing. Sometimes he’s the demon corrupting his precious angel, sometimes you’re both angels losing their wings, etc.

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Simeon will do it anywhere in the safety of his own home. Counters, beds, couches, etc. No public sex though.

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Physical touch. Even just putting your hand on his arm gets him thinking impure thoughts.

N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Simeon would never harm you, he loves you too much for that

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s a giver, through and through, but he knows his cum is addictive, so he lets you give if you want to.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)  

Simeon is slow and sensual, each thrust more like a roll of the hips, seeking your g-spot just to gently press into it.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)  

No quickies, he needs a long time to show you just how much he loves you.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) 

Simeon is pretty vanilla, so he’s hesitant to try new things.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Simeon can last hours, but he can only go once.

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Simeon doesn’t own any toys and doesn’t like you to use them (isn’t he enough??)

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Simeon can be a tease. He likes to edge you a bit and sometimes orgasm denial, but he’ll let you cum soon enough, don’t worry.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Simeon’s pretty much silent, except for heavy breathing. At the climax, though, he lets out a soft whiny moan.

W: With or without consent (Non-con or consensual?)

Simeon will never non-con you. He knows he’ll lose his wings for having sex with you, but he’ll never lose his wings because he forced you into sex.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Simeon’s cock is flawless. It has no veins, is long, with an average girth, and a soft tip.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Simeon doesn’t have much of a sex drive unless you turn him on.

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Simeon stays awake most of the night, watching you sleep, before he eventually either drifts off or waits until you wake up.

[detective-inspector-her]

Left Behind AU Incorrect Quotes

Gordon: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Valkyrie: Gordon what-?

Saracen: It was difficult, so you’ve just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?

Gordon: Exactly.

Gordon, to Tanith: I told you he’d understand.

Saracen: I want a trip down memory lane.

Valkyrie: proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Saracen's lap

Valkyrie: I heard you needed these?

Saracen: YES! ALL OF THEM!

Gordon: Hey, Ghastly, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Ghastly: Yeah.

Gordon: And you, Tanith?

Tanith: Umm... yes?

Gordon: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Tanith: Did he just-

Anton: What?

Saracen: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?

Saracen: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?

Ghastly: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Tanith: Hey, Ghastly, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Tanith: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Ghastly: Can't really say I have.

Tanith: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Ghastly: Sorry, Tanith. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

Dexter: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Saracen: Two bros!

Saracen and Dexter, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Valkyrie: You a cop?

Dexter: Hey, aren’t you Valkyrie?

Dexter: No.

Valkyrie: Then yes, I am.

Tanith: Oh, I’m sorry.

Dexter: I asked Saracen out.

Dexter: Why?

Tanith: Well, I assume he said no.

Dexter: No, he said yes.

Tanith: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

Tanith: He once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Dexter: So, what's it like living with Gordon?

Dexter: ...

Tanith: I love him so much.

Gordon: *Ugly crying*

Skulduggery, holding out a cookie for Gordon: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Skulduggery, holding out another cookie for Valkyrie: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you!

Valkyrie, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Valkyrie: Okay-

Skulduggery: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Gordon: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!

Valkyrie sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

Valkyrie: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.

Skulduggery: When did you become a hero?

Skulduggery: You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.

Valkyrie: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.

Valkyrie and Dexter: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Saracen: Can I get a waffle?

Saracen: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

Valkyrie: When I join this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

Valkyrie: You know what?

*Saracen, Dexter and Tanith continue screaming about mould water*

Valkyrie: Not the other way around.

Ghastly: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mould water.

Skulduggery: The reason I wake up every morning.

Saracen: So, what is Valkyrie to you?

Saracen: ...That’s adorable.

Valkyrie earlier that morning, barging into Skulduggery′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Skulduggery: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Valkyrie: I'm tired.

Valkyrie: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

Dexter: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Valkyrie: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Saracen: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Dexter: But I heard a siren.

Anton: That was Gordon.

Gordon: Sorry, I got nervous.

Saracen: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Dexter: Is this mistletoe?

Dexter: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Saracen: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Skulduggery: ...

Valkyrie: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Valkyrie: Oh, right. The lying.

Tanith: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Skulduggery: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Valkyrie: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Saracen: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Dexter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Gordon: Mental stability, my old friend!

Skulduggery: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Anton: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Dexter: Hey Anton, do you wanna help us?

Valkyrie: Yes.

Dexter: So... This is my full potential?

Dexter: So, then it's...

Valkyrie: All downhill from here.

Dexter: Like Skulduggery.

Valkyrie: I do not know what this Skulduggery is. But it sounds disappointing.

Tanith, in defeat: Let’s go.

Skulduggery, smugly, after security arrives to escort Tanith and Valkyrie out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?

Valkyrie: Wait.

Tanith: What?

Valkyrie: I’d kinda like to be carried out...

I'll probably do this for other fics that I want to write. Like, a heads up for some of the insane bullshit that's been hiding in my head for the past few months.

Valkyrie: And now for a gay update with Saracen and Dexter.

Dexter: Getting gayer.

Valkyrie: Thank you, Dexter.

[georgegraphys]

Anon, think twice before you type stupid stuff. Ask yourself these questions

A. Does George scores points?

B. Does George qualify outside of Top 10 often?

C. Does George crash every race?

D. Does George has ZERO connection?

E. How can George negotiate himself an 18M salary raise from his previous 8M, making his salary on par as world's top footballers?

F. Does George get beaten by Lewis Hamilton 100-0?

G. Why did Mercedes pick George over two other junior drivers if it wasn't for his talent? Why did the Boards themselves choose to back George and give him 10273837 PR chances, boost his brands and names and many others since 2017?

H. Who makes McLaren sweat their ass due to their pace from P18?

I. Who stops Charles Leclerc from overtaking even when having fresh tyres and faster car in Singapore and Spain?

J. Who made the Christian Horner and RBR team gagged in Spain 2024?

K. Who made RBR sweat their ass in Spain 2022 due to the W2W and pace that he showed?

L. Who kept on leading Brazil even with a water leak?

M. Who qualifies P2 in a fucking William and trash one Red Bull, two Mercedes, and two Ferrari around?

N. Who wins GP3 and F2 with 3 all time records and 11 wins in total?

O. Who got pneumonia in Abu Dhabi but still got a podium?

P. Who drove 2x recovery drive after the team sabotaged his race in Sakhir?

Q. Who steps on the break only by his toes but still wins British F4?

R. Who beats BMW professional DTM driver and beat Mercedes and Audi's time during the first time out in a DTM testing?

S. Who do you think beat Sebastian Vettel's circuit lap record by 0.6s and beat Kimi Raikkonen in an F1 Testing when he was still in F2?

T. Who got a special message from Marcin Budkowski, asking him to call Marcin if he didn't get a seat?

U. Who is the driver, aside Max Verstappen, that Christian Horner and Helmut Marko collectively agree on recruiting?

V. Who leads Williams Racing back to podium and to the back-mid table again?

W. Who pushes Nicholas Latifi to be competitive during his time to be a team leader?

X. Who laid the foundation for Hitech GP to be a championship contending team just in the first year they joined the team?

Y. Who does Fred Vasseur rate highly and even admit that he is wrong about his judgement on said driver?

Z. If you have finished answering these questions, do you still think George Russell is a dozen skill issue driver that will lose his seat in a state where he has made his statement drive and have gained recognition from numerous retired drivers, experts, team executives, and more about his chances as a future world champion?

[re-re-redline]

-confession hcs: mitchel-

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Warm is the word that comes to mind. Ever since he materialized in this paper colored world, he was cold. A fact that he didn’t quite register until he held your hand in his one day. Ever since then, he longed for warmth. Blankets, mittens, and jackets—they all served their purpose nicely, but that was all. They provided nothing more than an artificial way to retain the little heat his body gave. But even so, Constantine yearned for something more.

Another time, you hugged him. At its face it was nothing special, simply a gesture of gratitude for aiding you in getting out of having to do extra push-ups. The moment lasted for less than a minute, yet it’s presence lingered for long after. Through his extra layers, the blazer and waistcoat, he could feel it. Warmth, but of a different kind. It was something much more full and hearty, intense. It was you and it was overwhelming for the short duration that it happened, a burning sensation. What lingered thereafter kept the all too familiar chill at bay, and Constantine couldn’t help but feel bereft upon its disappearance. He wanted more.

Not too long after, Constantine found himself with burns from you again. But this time was different, you hadn’t even laid a finger on him. It was a discussion shared in his room. You had come to drop off a letter from Don Quixote but ended up sticking around for longer than intended. A point of interest on the walls. A single acrylic tile containing various flowers sat above his bed. At the time, his room wasn’t fully decorated nor nearly as organized as it is today, thus casting a spotlight on the lonesome, colorful square. You inquired about where it came from to which he happily explained. The flowers came from several people at several different points in time for several different reasons. The roses were from Nero as gift for helping her put together a concert, the chrysanthemums were from Miss Crane for New Year’s, the dandelions were from Paris and Asterios—so on and so forth. The conversation then turned into how the tile came to be, the trials and tribulations of creating something of this nature for the first time. He paused midway through after not hearing you respond for some time to check on you, only to have your visage set him aflame. Your expression at that point in time was unforgettable, something he’d think back to frequently. Your eyes shimmered with curiosity and attentiveness, your lips curled into a small smile—both zeroed in on him and him only. You hadn’t once spaced out during his, admittedly, long winded explanation and it showed in the way you were patiently waiting for him to continue. The burning sensation left him stunned, so much so that he almost didn’t catch you asking if he was alright. He managed to catch his breath and continued his explanation once more, his face several degrees hotter than normal.

With the raises in temperature you brought lay something else under the surface. Something that Constantine had been ignoring just fine until one innocuous look backwards in time. Constant thoughts of you, wondering when you two will hang out again and being excited at the prospect, noticing things you’d like or would need and the subsequent desire to give them to you, the warmth he feels because of you…They all pointed to a disturbing conclusion. One that made him reject his feelings down to the very circumstances of their existence.

Then he felt cold.

endnote:

[kaylinalexanderbooks]

Alphabet Write Tag!

Thanks @the-golden-comet here, @happypup-kitcat24 here, and @honeybewrites here!

Rules: give a sentence for each letter of the alphabet! (Can compose or get from your WIP)

I've seen some people compose, some people just post sentences from their WIPs. I'm doing the latter because I think it's easier.

From The Secret Portal Parts One and Two!

A - As the portal surrounded them, Kwasiyaa and Dylan’s visions were limited, as the dark world they knew as their home began to fade away against its bright, colorful light.

B - But after a few rings, I was met with voicemail.

C - Civilization.

D - Did I hallucinate?

E - Even though all I’d known about her until today was that she was one of Lexi’s friends and that girl with an Amazonian height that went to our school.

F - For now, it was okay.

G - Get it together, Gwen.

H - He closed his hand.

I - I followed his gaze to where two people sat at a bench, arm wrestling.

J - Just do it!

K - Kamanzi could theoretically go back in time—she might have been mad enough, but the Refuga leader remained out of the mainstream eye, any broadcasts or big speeches made were unbeknownst to William.

L - Lexi immediately decided we should hang out together.

M - Maybe this was her house?

N - Now that we were on the same level, I now got a sense of how tall they both were.

O - One was a guy seemingly made of diamond, and the other was a rather large girl.

P - Pain.

Q - Quartz?

R - Robbie dramatically crawled his way to me.

S - Simple, yet freeing.

T - The walls of the hallway were just as scorched as they were in there.

U - Unknown sources of light emanated behind them, allowing my vision to no longer struggle in darkness.

V - Vaguely East Asian, maybe European?

W - What just happened?

X - Xiang got their parents’ attention and they filed into the walkway.

Y - Your brain can shut off for a while.

Z - Zero-leveled Alii were even rarer than Inutilia.

I am surprised I had all of them, but happy.

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