#metal gear smut

[c0smoshit]

VENOM SNAKE BREEDING. PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEE

Guess I gotta feed you guys what you've been seriously neglected of😭

Thanks for the request sweetheart!! 🫶

Dirty, Dirty words ○°•

⋆ ࣪. ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ≫ Venom Snake/fem!reader

⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 ≫ smut!, cervix kissing, size king, breeding, what else?

⋆ ࣪. ℙ𝕝𝕠𝕥 ≫ There really isn't any, just some horny hours daddy snake

⋆ ࣪. 𝔸/ℕ ≫ This man, this man is just too much 😭

⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 ≫ 600

"That's it, just like- mmph that"

His loving voice wasn't the only thing filling you up certainly.

Strong, calloused hands kept your legs by your thighs securedly against him as he kept you in a tight matting press. The underside of your knees kissing his elbows as you slowly lost your sanity bellow him.

Everyone would've guessed that the Boss liked it rough

"So deep!"

Glossy eyes parting to look at him he saw your gorgerous smile again, feeling himself tense inside you at such direct words.

However, they would've never have guessed that he would snap that easily too.

The feeling of your ankles caging him in a prision of lust, love and sweet desesperation. Your angelic voice ringing through his ears as your nails traced, not so soft, painful patterns on his back it was-

"Want it- ngh... inside, please"

-enough reason for the switch inside his head to be pulled down.

Roughly

"Huh? Inside? Want me... to-"

Pushing himself deeper if it was even posible, tip kissing your cervix when he wasn't even the whole way in.

you were screaming.

"... fill you up baby? Hah- Is that it?"

Nodding your head as your mouth was too busy shaping his name over and over again.

"My good girl, such dirty-... desires"

He was as troubled as you in terms of speaking, panting like he was in heat, gripping you like he would grip one of his dozen guns.

"Then I'll- I'll give it to you"

Cheeks burning like crazy, hands gripping his back you couldn't even feel the pain of your legs anymore thanks to the diabolic position he had you folded in. And you could feel how affected he was too, pulsing, twitching the more he lost himself inside your walls.

"Such a dirty, dirty girl"

Damn, being called "Boss" really changed the way words formed inside his brain before rolling them into your ear as if they were warm honey.

He stopped, he fucking stopped.

"Wha-"

Thumbs squishing your cheeks you suddenly noticed the coldness of the room, opening your teary eyes to see him sitting with your ankles by his ears as he grabbed your woobly legs.

"Why did yo-"

"Shh sweetheart, if I'm going to cum inside, I want it to last"

Regaining your breath it was as if a sudden wave of reality hit you,

Like a train.

Legs disgustingly sore, walls throbbing around him, sweaty skin, that painful sensation in between your legs as he took away your sweet relief and him slowly pulling out.

"You look so damn- pretty like this"

Pausing as he shoved himself back inside, grinning wickedly at your gasp, pulling away the hand that forced you to look at him to grasp your thighs as you squirmed around.

"Don't run from it- hmm, gonna fill you up so good princess"

You could only cry out for more, tears streaming down your puffy cheeks from the stimulation, moving up and down, down and up. Feeling holes dig into your skin you knew he had his gaze locked in you, enjoying the way you were going mad bellow him.

"Cumming, god princess- 'm gonna cum so hard"

You didn't even know how much time had passed since you had climaxed, mind going blank as you finally felt hot ropes enveloping you, for the first time.

. . .

"You are absolutely begging for another round, sweetie"

Scrunching your nose at the humid ambience you found yourself facing what seemed like a starved man looking in between your open legs, as if he was watching a reinaissance painting.

[tokyo-chainsaw-dragon2]

i wanna know what having rough sex w raiden is like...i carnally desire him so bad its insane

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I will say that having rough sex with MGS2!Raiden is quite the violent ride.

A/N: This did take longer though since I was fighting writer's block for the past 5 days.

Requested by: Anon

Pairing: MGS2!Raiden X Fem!Reader

𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 𝟓𝟐𝟖

⚠️CONTENT WARNINGS: NSFW, 18+ MDNI, rough sex, unprotected sex, praising kink, dirty talk, masturbation

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Raiden wasn't the type to get rough with you at first, but after a few intimacy sessions in bed, in the shower, and on the living room couch, he started getting rough with you.

He would start off slow with rough kisses here and there before pinning you to the couch. He wanted to make sure you didn't escape. You've never seen him get rough with you, only the other way around, but this was definitely an experience for you.

You saw his cock just dying to bulge out of his pants and you whimpered at the sight of it. You reached out your hand to release Raiden's dick, but he grabbed your wrist and kept it held down above your head.

"Ah, ah, ah, don't try and do that with me. You know damn well that you have to wait", he said firmly, tightening the grip on your wrists, which he now had both in the one hand. Raiden allowed his other hand to fiddle around with your pants, stripping you down before himself.

Once your shirt hit the floor, Raiden started giving you hickeys all over your body. Biting your neck, shoulders, and thighs, he couldn't help but notice you panting and begging for his cock. He smirks to himself as he listens to the pleasant sounds coming out of your mouth.

"Raiden, please... Please, let me..." you desperately begged. You couldn't stand him biting you any longer, "...let me have your cock... Ngh..."

"Ready to have your brains fucked out raw then?" he stated, seemingly knowing that it got your attention. You vigorously nodded in response, still reeling back from all the hickeys that made you insane. You even felt your own pussy just dying for his godly cock. Raiden mischievously grinned, starting back up again with the rough kissing.

As he was kissing and trying to distract you, he took off his boxers and freed his dying cock before grinding it up against your folds. You then felt something warm slide into you, choking you up with a burning sellout that felt so pleasant and heavenly. You moaned, feeling Raiden's dick squirm around inside. He let out a howl, feeling the compression of your cunt; it felt so good, so sweltering—Raiden felt like he was in the same fever dream as you were.

"Oh yeah... Fuck, Y/N, you feel so magnificent.... Dammit...", he muttered in between kisses before pounding into you. He did it with such force that all you could do was stay at angle and groan from the pleasure, giving up all possible resistance and authorizing Raiden to control and use you.

The intensity of it all was soon too much to bear—you couldn't stop yourself from cumming. You let out an ear piecing, primitive screech, constricting around him and vibrating as you orgasmed. Raiden did the same, submerging himself balls-deep inside you, griping down with his teeth hard on your shoulder in an attempt to keep himself hushed.

With a low groan, he pulled out. He snatched you up and carted you off to the bathroom. "Bath time, love." He whispered, kissing your roseate cheek. "And then maybe, round two."

[fanficbrainrot25]

welcome

hi hi! feel free to look through my little corner on the internet ^^

this is both a sfw and nsfw blog, so if you see an MDNI on a post it means DNI! my writing will be reader inserts ONLY. I do both platonic and romantic stuff here aswell.

guidelines

I am doing this for pure fun. Writing is not my biggest hobby, and I am very much a beginner. Take grammar errors and such kindly. Hopefully I will improve my writing skills over the course of this blog.

If I am not comfortable with your request, I will not do it. Please respect that.

mostly fem!reader but I will do gn!reader occasionally or if requested. I don't do male readers, sorry.

I will NOT write: noncon, incest, pedophilia, general dark themes, or anything else I might be uncomfy with. I'm okay with dubcon.

Try to be specific about your request, otherwise I might not write what you want. Also, be patient, I have a life outside the internet.

masterlist & fandom

masterlist ! here is where you can find all my works !

as of right now, Metal Gear will be the only fandom I'll be writing for

[icycoldninja]

MGS2 Raiden crushing the readers head with his thighs because they begged him. God bless MGS2 for giving him thighs like that🛐

Now you're speaking my language.

Crush me (MGS2!Raiden x Reader NSFW)

"Raiden, will you please, please, please crush me with your big juicy thighs?"

You had spoken this statement exactly once in your life, specifically earlier this evening when you walked into your room and witnessed Raiden getting out of the shower, clad in nothing but his boxers, which perfectly highlighted his beautifully meaty legs. It was then when you realized you wanted nothing open in your life than to be smothered by those huge, delicious things, which was why you had spoken the aforementioned sentence.

You weren't really expecting Raiden to agree, so when he did, you were thrilled. Of course, being consumed by lust in that moment, you weren't really thinking ahead and didn't consider that your oxygen supply would be jeopardized if Raiden complied with your request, but you figured it would be worth it all in the end.

And it was. Oh God, it was. You were in paradise, laying underneath him, his legs on either side of your head, squeezing and squeezing you, blocking out your very sense of hearing. He'd taken his boxers off for this special occasion, so his hardening cock and heavy balls lay almost directly on top of your face. You could feel every drop of perspiration; you could sense his very heartbeat in his throbbing member, the rapid pulses vibrating through his thighs, surrounding you with his presence, as if you were trapped in a cage of flesh. Raiden's flesh.

There was really nothing better than this feeling; nothing better than being consumed entirely by Raiden, belonging to him, being absolutely smothered by him. If you could have, you would have stayed this way forever. Unfortunately, humans need to breathe, and since you were a human, this rule applies to you too.

"Alright, I think that's enough," Raiden said, his voice trembling with arousal. This apparently turned him on more than you thought.

"Aww, just a few more minutes?" You whined, once he began sliding off of you.

"You need a break," Raiden replied with a smirk. "Otherwise you'll suffocate." Without any further words, Raiden slid further down the bed, lifted your legs up over his shoulders, and began pulling off your bottoms.

"What are you doing?" You giggled, while giving him some assistance with your underwear.

"Giving you a chance to breathe, and returning the favor."

[mr-bas00nist]

Snake x NB AMAB reader idea. Reader completes their first mission and Snake rewards them with his mouth. 😉

LOVE THIS.

Rookies Reward

Venom Snake x AMAB! Reader

CW: Blowjob and praise kink

You were just returning from your first mission for Diamond Dogs. It was a surreal experience, intense indeed. But, it was your first time and it was incredibly successful. You came out with barely a scratch on yourself. The helicopter landed and you hopped out of it quickly. The nylon seats were rough and unpleasant to sit in but they remained you, you were alive.

You let out a heavy sigh as you walked back to your barracks to shower all the dirt and grime off yourself. The sound of distant chatter and the oceans crashing waves was pleasant and it did a great job of grounding you. You opened the door of your barracks as you went to the shower. You turned the hot water all the way on as you showered, relishing in the feeling of hot water soaking your tense and sore muscles.

A knock on your door caught your attention. “Hey, rookie, you in there?” You heard Miller’s voice. A voice you couldn’t get out of your head due to its uniqueness. “Uh, yeah sir, what’s up?”

You turned the shower off as you put a towel around your waist. “Snake wants to meet with you, head down to his office when you’re done in the shower.” Miller spoke in his stern tone. A bit of fear tingled up your spine, was your performance not good enough? “Uh, yes sir..” you spoke nervously.

You heard his footsteps leave the front of the bathroom door as you let out a sigh you didn’t know you were holding in. You quickly dried your body off as you put your ‘around base’ uniform on to go meet with snake. A few of your comrades waved and said hellos but you couldn’t bother to respond. You were too nervous at what snake was going to say.

You made it to his door as you took a shaky deep breath before knocking. “Come in.” You heard him speak. You opened the door. “You wanted to speak to me sir?” You asked pointing to yourself, he didn’t look up from his paperwork. “Close the door rookie.” He spoke sternly, your lips tightened as you closed the door behind you. Your took a seat in the chair in front of him.

He set his pen down as he looked into your eyes. Your own gaze darted around the room uncomfortable from the intense eye contact. “Your performance on the mission was impeccable.” He spoke with his usual monotone voice. You paused glancing up to him with a soft smile. “Really?” He nodded standing up moving a bit closer. “It’s been awhile since a rookie has done such a good job like you have on a first mission.”

He spoke looking down at you. You felt your skin get warm at the praise as you smiled awkwardly. “Just doing my job sir…” you spoke with a slight laugh. “You did your job but you also exceeded expectations.” He spoke moving even closer. “That doesn’t go unnoticed private, I can assure you.” You shivered as you felt him closer.

He got on his knees as he put his palm on your thigh. “I want to reward you. For being such a good boy.” He praised, your body had a different reaction though. You felt blood rush to your dick as you hardened in your cargo pants. He glanced down to see your growing bulge. He hummed in amusement as he gripped the zipper of your pants.

He pulled it down as he observed the wet spot on your boxers. He looked up at you, a silent ask. You nodded quickly as he reached in pulling your hardening cock out. His eyes were glazed as he stared at your cock. Your hips bucked as you felt his hand touching your cock. He began to slowly stroke your hot flesh.

You let out a heavy groan as you hit your lip. Once he got you fully hard he gave an experimental lick to the tip. “Aren’t you a big boy..” he praised as he admired your cock for a moment. His warm mouth enveloped the tip of your dick as you let out a loud moan. Your hand crashed over your mouth. You heard him let out a little laugh as he sucked your sensitive tip.

He began to get more ambitious, swallowing more and more of your cock. He began to deepthroat you with surprising ease. It made you wonder how the hell he was so good at sucking dick. He looked up at you with his pretty crystal blue eye as he put his attention back on your cock. You continued to cover your mouth not wanting to alert any passersby’s.

You gripped his brown hair as you bucked your hips making him gag around your cock. You began to twitch in his mouth, a familiar coil building up in your stomach as you gripped his hair a bit harder. He pulled off continuing to stroke you. “Close?” He asked breathlessly.

You nodded furiously. He hummed as he dived back down, sucking and licking each sensitive spot of yours he could. Your grunts and groans began to increase in volume as you arched your back. “Cumming-“ you let out a strangled moan as you shoved his head down on your cock as far as it could go.

He choked on you as he teared up a bit. After he swallowed he pulled off with a breath. You panted as you admired him. “T-t-thank you sir….” You spoke tiredly. Your legs felt heavy and you could barely move. He gave a soft smile as he put your dick back in your pants. He stood up dusting himself off as he gave a pat to your shoulder.

“Nice job rookie, really.” He spoke before walking away closing the door behind him.

[sp-aarks]

What if we were two guys who started our own secret club, with its sole purpose being to track down and destroy silly bipedal tanks capable of launching nuclear weapons of mass destruction, but we couldn’t fight our insatiable passion and lust for one another and had to stop and quickly you know mid-mission? 🤭

[rosemary03]

There’s a distinct lack of venom snake smut here… let alone any proper MGS smut on the whole site sadly T-T Any chance I could request that? 🙏

did you say venom snake? fuck yes 😈 By the way, I'm also sorry for the fact that there isn't much MGS content ;(

NSFW!! warning: anal sex, teasing, rough sex

ok ok honestly this man is a bit of a joker he likes to slap your pussy with his fat dick (bro i just KNOW it's big) his thumb would play with your clit while the tip of his penis is torturing your entrance he likes to see the shape in which you squeeze around nothing, your hips move by themselves looking for friction and the only thing he does is pass his cock through your wet folds to annoy you, he earns a meow from you telling him to please fuck you once, he would laugh of you.

With his big hands he would take you by the hips and pull you closer to him, you are anxious thinking that he is finally going to fuck your pussy as good as you want but instead he takes the lower part of your thighs and pushes your legs against your chest enough to bend over you, he gives a long lick of your pussy and then positions himself again but this time the tip of his cock is in your second hole, you complain but he turns a deaf ear and starts fucking your ass, at first he's soft but then he can't help but pick up speed and be so rough with you, loud screams and moans come out of your mouth, saying please slow down but he can't, the way you squeeze him makes him growl and occasionally moan He won't stop until he fills your ass with his thick semen.

Of course he will let you cum, only when he finishes filling you up.

[tokyo-chainsaw-dragon]

I feel like Raiden and (especially) Solid Snake are the type of men who sleep butt booty naked sometimes. They never tell you when they do it, just let it happen.

I mean, it's when he's fresh out of the shower and falls asleep still unclothed. He does think that it makes it beyond easier just to fuck you.

[gwaruuu]

hi tumblerians happy late new years, i hope yall had a great 2024- and if not, 2025 will be better :P i will try and get back to making layouts for profiles.. do ya'll got any suggestions like from fandoms, games, animes, idgaf ill rlly do anything as long as it's respectful and not some cancelled ass fandom.. please write ideas.. will be tons of help ty

[r0tting2much]

Jetstream Sam imagine writings because I'm starving for this man, it's criminal to have just small fanfic x reader content on AO3 😭✨

This is self-indulgent stuff focusing more on ftm

Anyways this has both NSFW and SFW.

TW: Mention of "cunt" for genitalia in NSFW section

🔞‼️MDI

SFW:

-Before he got into Desperado, he's already in a relationship with you

-He keeps his relationship discreet due to his job

-Mostly when you have that time to be alone together somewhere far, it's mostly given promises to be at each others back

-You only matter to him, and that's why he keeps going

-Feathered kisses on your shoulders, neck, and cheek

-He likes to keep you close, especially whenever you cuddling in bed

-Expect the coldest nights to be lonely, but he'll always be back in your arms

- If ever he sees your top scars, he'll gently trace them. Never doubt him because in his eyes, you're perfect. Mostly he helps you out with exercise both of the benefit to keeping you in shape and masculinize yourself.

- "Pretty Boy" and he means it.

NSFW‼️

- Does he eat it good? Yeah he eats it good. He'll get your thighs shaking in no time. Loves drowning in your cunt.

- Very much a tease, loves seeing you whine whilst edging you.

- Loves leaving hickeys on your shoulders, chest, and thighs.

- You ride this man, he's gonna be so putty like if you gave him the ride of the lifetime.

- He prefers positions where he could see your face

- Loves seeing the mess between your thighs

- Loves to cum in your mouth, stomach, and cunt

- Aftercare is the best, mostly you two would have a warm shower together

(I've been playing this game back and forth lately.)(He's so dreamy and pretty)( Hopefully I captured his personality to my writings)(feel free to comment)

[c0smoshit]

Seeing you cry

⋆ ࣪. ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 ≫ Solid Snake, Big Boss and Venom Snake

⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 ≫ smut!!, dacryphilia, mocking the reader >:((

⋆ ࣪. 𝔸/ℕ ≫ STOP THE METAL GEAR BRAINROT, I NEED MORE FICS

Solid Snake (David)

★ My man is worried

★ All the people he had to kill yet seeing you in any pain would be the death of him

★ However, if he sees that you are begging for more...

★ It is such a turn on for him

Gripping your hips tightly, back pressed against the mattress as your back arched in a way that made his head spin over and over again.

Stranded moans suddenly being quieted down, he looked over the hickey he was placing just on top of your areola into your face.

He was dead silent, his hips on automatic mode hitting over and over again the spongy spot inside you. He couldn't get any words out, your tear stained cheeks, the redness of the saltiness already begining to tint them a passionate red.

"Ah- mgh... nhg"

Red he also loved seeing on other cheeks too

He was concerned, of course, was he being too rough? Maybe he needed to stop, however, before he choose that option he watched your eyes roll back, a choked moan leaving you as another fat roll cascaded from you eye.

"Fu-Fu...uck"

Tightening on him like it was the first time you had ever taken him, he even struggled to move, restraining his bloodflow as he was begining to drift into nirvana with you. The new wash of arousal from you was the only thing that could have kept him going, the bed hitting wildly the wall as he raced to his orgasm.

"I love... mgh- you, so beautiful"

Big Boss "Naked Snake" (John)

★ Not much of a talker while he's reaching his orgasm, but if you pull that out

★ He's gone and he is not going to shut up

★ Something about seeing you so pure, real with him, to feel such powerfull emotions during intimacy

★ It just starts to mean something deeper than just carnal desired for him

"Doing alright there?"

His gruff voice asked even when he was in the verge of going mad, the creak of the bed from his wild movements as he pushed you further and further into the pillows.

Face down, your moans were muffled as only your mouth let you breath, cheek pressed against a pillow your hair created a mattress on top of your face. You had absolutely ruined the fabric; drool, tears and sweat tinted it in such an erotic colour.

When you didn't respond, he slowed down a bit, grabbing your chest with one hand and pulling you up so your back was pressed against him while the other hand peeled sticky strands from your face, just to see the most beautiful view ever.

"D-don't stop"

He had thought you were in pain, but of course you were absolutely enjoying this the same way he did by watching you fall apart on him, hiccuping and sniffling as you took him.

"ngh- Snake!"

"You're such a dirty thing aren't you?"

He whispered into your ear, pushing his hips into you deeply, slowly as you felt all of him. He still held your chest, his hand dangerously close to your pulse as he perfectly knew here it was thanks to CQC techniques. Noticing how fast it was beating, his breathing raged and you also could feel the adrenaline flowing inside his veins through your back.

"Got me all worried, your- fuck... little face"

He enhanced his last words with a deep thrust as he felt you tighten around him, almost going limp on his arms as he held you securedly.

"But you... like this huh? Cryin- crying all over my cock"

Venom Snake "Big Boss"

★ He's the most dipshit in all of the three, such horny words coming out of his mouth the moment he sees you in that state

★ "All this just from me huh?" YES

★ As big boss, seeing you so vurnerable with him clicks on a switch inside his brain

★ He needs to ruin you every session after seeing you completely frustrated to the verge of tears by him

★ Has seen you crying before, however, during sex it's even more arousing to him

"What's the matter sweetie?"

The sound of his pat against your right cheek pulled you out of your extasis for a little while, teary eyes threatening to fall apart looking at his blurry face.

"Can't take it?"

His mocking tone made you huff a breath out, not letting down your words, you were supposed to ride him until he passed out, not the other way around. However, as soon as your movements halted for a bit, he smiled wickedly. Trembling thighs around him, sweaty skin and a frustated face was such a cute view for him.

A low "yeah" was enough praise for you to keep going, moving up and down, down and up. Grasping his knees with both hands you felt him pressing a hand sneak down your stomach, ending on the most brutal nervous point of your body.

Your elbow buckled at the sensation, tears now starting to fall down more wildly as he repositioned you, letting you bounce as he kept you close to his chest. His devilish thumb never stopping it's ministrations.

"Such a good girl"

Gruffy vocals sending you over the edge right away, finally giving out as you cried from the stimulation on his chest, a mantra of many of his names coming out of your mouth.

Yet he wasn't done, grasping your hips he forced you up and down once again. The coldness of his prostetic arm making the hair on your back stand out.

"Sna-..ke, st- stop"

"You are-.. letting me finish-"

He grunted out as his thrust became more erratic, deeper. His own eyes were closed, opening a few times to admire your drool on his chest, your scrunched eyes as he abused your sensitive hole.

"You wanted me-... hmph, to pass out huh?"

He repeated your words, grabbing your face to make you look at him, seeing your puffy cheeks as he squeezed them until your mouth formed an oval.

"Then you're in for a ride, cowgirl"

[tokyo-chainsaw-dragon2]

Metal Gear rising Raiden x bratty sensitive fem reader smut!

Reader has been quite bratty lately like whining about Raiden not buying anything that reader asks for talking back to him an another stuff and when Raiden says no reader start crying 😭🙏

Thank you if you do this request♡✩

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𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 (𝟏𝟖+ ���𝐃𝐍𝐈)

A/N: Thank you for your request! I do hope that you enjoy this smut, despite the long wait comrade (sorry for the long wait). Feel free to request anytime. :D

Requested by: nutter-butter101 ★

Pairing: MGR!Raiden x Bratty!Sensitive!Fem!Reader

𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: ~𝟏𝒌 | Guidelines

⚠️CONTENT WARNINGS: 18+ Minors DNI, NSFW, pussy eating, unprotected sex, overstimulation, slight BDSM, dirty talk, cussing involved

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It was four months after you became Raiden's girlfriend that your attitude towards him drastically changed. You went from being the sweetest living person that would never hurt a fly to a sensitive bitch that only follows the "I'll buy you something if you stop crying" stereotype. This was definitely pissing Raiden off the most and this was one of those days where he wasn't having it.

The whole time you were in a perfume store, Raiden had to stay a couple feet away from it. 20 minutes go by rather fast and you emerge out of the store. Raiden irritantly sighed and mumbled under his breath "finally" as he ran his clawed hand down his face. You look up at your 80% cyborg boyfriend, holding a small bottle of body spray that was no more than 35mL.

"Can I buy this, pleaseeeee?", you continue to look up at the cyborg, giving him the puppy eyes.

He looks down at you with an irritated look, crossing his arms. "How much is it", Raiden says coldly, dreading the fact that he had to be dragged along.

"About... Uhmm..." You swallow, turning the bottle upside down to glance at the price tag. "700...", you mumble quietly under your breath, extremely hoping that he didn't hear it.

You were extremely wrong. Raiden did, in fact, hear the price tag for just a 35mL bottle of raspberry rosé scented body spray. His eyes widened in shock but immediately turned to a fiery rage. Not even caring about if he made a scene, he was done keeping himself quiet about your obnoxious money spending with his credit card and falling for your tricks to manipulate him.

After that 15 minute yelling match, you put the perfume back where you found it. Once you returned empty handed, Raiden snagged your wrist, dragging you to the car with windows that were the darkest tint possible. You sat in the back seat, looking out the window as a couple tears rolled down your cheeks. It was dead quiet the whole ride back.

Once you both got back to the apartment, however, Raiden's mood had a different appeal on you. He asked you to go lay on the bed you both shared, on top of the covers and completely naked. You did as you were told, waiting to see what Raiden was going to do next. A few minutes passed and you were starting to get cold from the air conditioning, especially your nipples and pussy. You were about to whimper from the cold when the bedroom door was suddenly kicked closed.

You didn't understand what Raiden's deal was, let alone the fact that your day changed from both of you arguing in front of a luxury fragrance store to you now laying on the bed naked. The clank of metallic feet on the hardwood floor was softened by carpet, followed by the swinging jingle of two pairs of handcuffs. You whimpered after hearing the noise as you were getting cold.

Raiden smirks, climbing on top of and starting down at you with that single light gray eye of his. He runs a clawed finger lightly down the side of your face before engulfing your mouth with his own, at least trying to. He starts fiddling with the cuffs, getting them on your wrists and attached to the bedframe as he kisses you.

"Shhhhhh... Be quiet, Y/N...", he whispers to you inbetween kisses, finishing up the cuff for your right arm. "If you behave you'll get a treat."

Luckily for him, you were good at following orders, which only applied for bedroom and showering sex. Raiden pulls away, moving himself down to your awaiting cunt. His warm, wet tongue glided across your pussy, traveling down your labia, licking at your entrance, then flicking back up to your clit. You shivered as he shoved his tongue into your pussy, still needing to get used to his titanium jaw touching the vulnerable bud. Raiden does, however, mumble something about you being a parasitic bitch.

You didn't know if you should've taken it as a compliment, an insult, or if it was just him enjoying himself. Either way, you still succumbed to it.

Raiden growled low as his tongue plunged even deeper, sending vibrations straight through your core. The bridge of his nose rubbed on your clit making you want to roll your hips forward just to get a little more friction on it.

The grunts and groans he made while devouring you were almost as loud as your own, you wondered how he hadn't drowned yet without stopping to breathe for even a second. It was possible he was enjoying this even more than you were, you wanted to look down and see but instead kept looking at the ceiling hoping to hide the embarrassing faces you might make in the heat of pleasure.

Raien kept going at his electric pace, making your body go stiff as you twitched around him. Your mind went blank, your vision blurred while you lost what little control of your body that you had left.

Even after you came that wasn't enough to stop him, your exhausted body still spasmed while Raiden drank up every drop that dribbled out of your overstimulated pussy. When you found that you could breathe again all that would come out of your mouth was shameless moans.

He placed firm feverish kisses all the way back up your torso to your face, letting his hands roam wildly like touching you was going to charge his batteries somehow. Not even caring about the little scratches Raiden would leave when he roughly grabbed at your body, just perfectly content in letting him use you to sate his appetite.

Turns out, you behaved and got your treat.

[fanficbrainrot25]

CAN WE PLEASE GET SOLID SNAKE SMUT PLEASE IM BEGGING LITERALLY ON MY KNEES🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Lonesome Cabin [MDNI]

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Out in the Alaskan snow, you and the legend — and old friend — Solid Snake have a sparring match. You practically begged David to train with you, wanting to show off your improvement since the last time you saw each other. However, the weather has other plans for you, and a snowstorm cuts off the session early. In the cabin, with powdery snow blowing past, you look for warmth in each other's arms.

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TAGS: Solid Snake/Reader, Fem!reader, PRE-MGS1, friends to lovers, smut, snowed in, SNOWSTORMS!!!, oh no whatever will we do, hmmm I guess we could snuggle... just for warmth ofc, a little rushed, not really proof read, i did this in a weekend, my first time writing smut lmao

WORD COUNT: 1,975

A/N: I just wanna say this is heavily inspired by a solid snake bot I saw on c.ai. The creator is @ caetuna ! Although I don't use c.ai anymore, if you do, please support them! Their bots were simply fantastic and made me enjoy the app a little more 

anyways, thanks for being my first request! enjoyyy 🫶

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You're not sure why Dave agreed to your crazy idea. Afterall he had every reason not to.

Snake and you hadn't been in contact for quite awhile. Granted, you both had your own life's to tend to but, you still should have atleast called. So when you did, and asked if it was okay if you stopped by his place on your journey across Alaska, you most definitely didn't expect him to say yes. 

It was an obligation really, to atleast say hi to him. And show off your new skills in the process.

"Are you sure about this?" Snake grumbles.

"Yes I am."

"You really think you've improved enough to beat me? You?"

"Snake c'mon..."

"I just find it ridiculous is all." With that thought, he gets into stance. "Well, if that's the case, then come on. Show me what you got."

Getting into stance, you face him in the snow. The clothes you two had on were probably not enough for the chill, but who cares about that anyway?  Snake's brown hair danced along with the gentle breeze that came through, obscuring his face for a moment. He seemed to have grown a bit of a stubble since the last time you saw him, though you don't blame him. Who would bother with shaving out here? He's retired anyway, and lives in a lonesome cabin, it's not like he has anyone to look nice for. Not that you know of.

It looked good on him.

"Let me know when you're ready." 

His deep voice brings you back to reality. "Ah, right." You shift in the snow a little more, trying to get into your flow state. 

Fists clenched, you spring towards him, sending a few jabs towards him which he blocks with ease. You try to sweep his leg, which catches him off guard, sending him flying down. He's quick to recover, springing back up and sending a kick in your direction. Somehow he grabs your arm and spins you around until you land against his chest. His breathing is heavy, you could see the mist of it infront of you, coming out unevenly. You just him in the ribs, catching him off guard. With him distracted, you put some distance between you two. Snake however, is quick to chase you down.

He sends punches one after the other. It's relentless, one after the other, and he just screeches to a stop. You take the opening, sending a punch — which ends up being really foolish — since he takes your arm and flips you over on your back. The impact explodes your back with pain, the frosty snow numbing the ache. 

"Ouch..." You groan.

Snake looms over you, the bastard having the audacity to smirk at you. The last golden rays of sunshine fade behind him. "Looks like you haven't learned a thing." He extends his hand out.

"I've learned plenty I'm just... a bit rusty is all." You grab his hand, pulling yourself up. 

"I'm sure you have. Maybe next time." He brushes himself off, "By the way, there's a snowstorm coming through soon. So I'd stay safe out there."

"Really? Hm," You purse your lips in thought. "I could stay here for the night then."

"Oh."

Oh? Why did he say it like that?

"Unless, you don't want me to-"

"No."

"What?"

"No I," He looks away, "I'm just surprised." He coughs. "Uh, you can come inside."

Trudging through, you follow closely behind Snake as he leads you to the cabin door. He pushes it open, the inviting smell of wood and ash flooding your nostrils. You close the door behind you, taking off your jacket and hanging it on the coat hook. The living room was beside you, an ancient woven carpet beneath an even older looking table.  A sofa sat sung behind it, velvet and parts of fabric missing. It sat across from the fireplace, which from what you could tell, looked like it was used earlier.

"Nice place you got here..."

Snake made a noise of approval, but from the tone of your voice he could tell you weren't really, approving of it, to say the least. "You can sit down if you want."

Taking the invite, you kick off your shoes and run towards the sofa, plopping yourself down. It was surprisingly comfy despite it's looks.

"I'll get the fire going. Do you want anything to drink?" He asks as he fiddles with getting the flames to spark.

"A few cups of beer would be nice."

He chuckles at that. "Not surprised." 

"I need to relax, Dave."

"Yeah, after getting your butt kicked from me."

You scoff. "Shut up."

Finally, he got the flames going, the crackles of fire soothing your ears, a stark contrast to the howling winds of outside. As he left to go get drinks, you reminisced on old memories. You missed this. The back and forth banter, the talks that lasted way too damn late into the night, the occasional play fighting, you missed it all. But most of all, you missed him.

A part of you would never admit it, but you've fallen so hopelessly in love for him. It started out platonic, but as you grew closer and closer, you felt your feelings towards him shift. It's horrible, truly, and seeing him again like this? It just made things worse. Thoughts swam and zipped through your mind, the noise becoming a bustling city. A corner store of wholesome thoughts there, a corner store of thoughts-you-would-never-share-aloud-even-for-a-billion-dollars- there. You pinch the bridge of your nose to steady your thinking. 

Footsteps approach, and you notice Snake coming back. It looks like he already changed into something more comfy, wearing a simple white shirt a navy sweatpants. Beers in hand, he sits down next to you, the weight of the coach sinking along with him.

He offers you one. "Here."

"Thanks." You groggily answer, taking it from him. For a moment your fingers brush, and a cackle pops.

The sound of opening cans fill the room, you and Dave chatting with one another. Just like you used to. You drink a few more cans, but not enough for you to be completely drunk. Dave however seemed unbothered, despite already drinking four cans of it.

"So," Alcohol bubbling in your system. "You've meet any pretty ladies as of late."

"How recent are we talking?"

"Mmm like in the past few weeks, months."

"I have."

"Yeah?" A tad bit of jealousy bites at you. "Who's the lucky woman?"

"Well, it's you."

"Oh, stop it."

"I'm being serious."

He looked you dead in the eye, and you couldn't help but laugh. You knew he was being serious, but you just couldn't believe it.

"Haha! Very funny, Snake." 

"What about you, you've met anyone?"

"Hm." You ponder for a bit. "A few, but nothing ever serious. Or, lasting." With the last word, you look away. You could feel him still staring at you. Okay, new topic. 

"Um, anywho, where are your dogs at?"

"They're hanging out in their room. I didn't want them to bother us."

Us.

Not you. Us.

"I guess that's fair," feeling cold you move a bit closer to him, brushing against his thigh. "Wasn't much of a dog person anyway."

"Excatly why I kept them away."

You're not sure what gives you the courage. Maybe it's the alcohol running your adrenaline, or something else entirely, but you decide to push this a little further.

"Is that the only reason?" A little closer now.

"No, I have plenty other reasons why." A glance at your lips.

"Which are?" You drawl out your words.

"It has to do with a certain someone who's in my home."

"Hmm, and what else?" You place your drink on the table.

"And... how they're driving me just about crazy right now." He leans in. "Making my mind go wild."

"Care to explain those thoughts of yours?"

"I'd rather show."

Just like that he's on you. Ravaging every part of your lips, so expertly you can't help but deepen the kiss. His right hand travel to cup your cheek, while the other hold your waist. Gently, you're pushed down against the couch. Fuzzy warmth envelopes you all over, igniting a spark deep inside you.

Eventually, you have to break the kiss to breath, panting breaths mingling with each other. Oh, the way he was looking at you. Like he's been waiting for this for so long.

"Listen-" He panted, "-If if you don't want to do anything more we can just-"

"No."

"Huh?"

"Snake, I wanna spend the night with you."

By his gaze, you knew your words shift something inside of him. The fact that your words held merit, that you could do that to him, made you clench your thighs.

"Then the pleasure is all mine." He's back to kissing you, his hands wandering over your chest, thighs, arms, whatever he could lay his hands on. It's instinct, of course, when you hook your leg around his waist. You needed to be closer, but it wasn't enough.

Thankfully, Snake seems to sense your thinking, lifting up your shirt so he has more skin to access. Making quick work, he unclasps your bra and pulls down your pants, now resting at your calfs. He trails kisses down from your neck to your stomsch, and back again, each one becoming more desperate than the last.

"You're downright gorgeous." He mumured. "Fucking beautiful."

You whine at his praise, Snake smiling at the sound. Taking his fingers, he toys with the band of your underwear, before slipping them under. Two fingers enter you at once and you could hear the lewd sound of how wet you were. 

"Can't believe all this is for me." He breathes, picking up his pace. "How long have you wanted me like this? Huh?"

"Snake-"

He perks up at the name, thinking it sounds better than the one he was born with. "Say that again." He pushes his thumb against your bud, earning a delicious moan from you. You could feel pressure building within you. Rapidly coming closer and closer. What else could you do, but chant his name over and over?

Ripples crash through you, and you let out a silent scream. Snake keeps going in and out, riding your high, before removing his fingers and wiping your juices off. You see him pushing his band down, springing out his hard cock in all it's glory. Slowly, he pushes your panties to the side, lining up his dick to your cilt. Very, very gently he pushes in, letting you get used to the side. 

"That okay?" He asks, sounding like he's barely holding it together. You nod.

That's the only warning you get before he plunges in. And you just feel him around your walls, the lewd slapping of skin on skin filling the room. His grunts were in perfect sync with his rhythm, and you both ascended to nirvana together. Pure bliss.

Snake starts to blabber on, giving you praise and telling you how beautiful you were and what have you, causing your orgasm to build quickly. By the way he was stammering, you could tell he was close too.

"Where- argh fuck - where do you want me to-"

"Inside," You beg. "Please."

That pushes him to the brink. Earth shatters and you can feel him spasm inside you, filling you up with his seed. You're close behind, white starts filling your vision as you cry out. You both take a few beats to relax, taking a break from the high. Snake was still inside, laying his head on your chest, his arms embraced around you. Lazily, you run your fingers through his hair, smiling at how soft they were.

"Looks like we're staying warm tonight." You whisper. Already half asleep he just grunts, "You could say that again."

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Otacon x Reader

Warning

Highly cursed at the halfway point. Spoilers for End of Evangelion and I wouldn't recommend that sane people watch it just to try to understand what the hell is going on. Yes there are parts where people turn into orange liquid followed by screams and upbeat happy music about suicide. Also do not look up the hospital scene for this movie (which it is infamous for). You have been warned.

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Otacon

Your smash main is Snake, you're a weeb or you fall in love easily and are used to being hurt by others.

First Date:

None. This man is busy raising a child with Snake.

Second Try:

The two of you meet on a fan board and quickly exchange numbers. Soon he invites you over to his house for a date. You asked where he lived but he said he would prefer to pick you up. You wait outside until you feel what seems to be an earthquake. You go to run but then you look into the sky. "IS THAT A GIANT ROBOT!" The "vehicle" pulls up and sure enough, Otacon is waiting for you. "Good evening. You look wonderful..." He then handed you a bouquet of flowers and you came inside.

Man, he really was an otaku. His home consisted of a bedroom that was really more like a storage space, a bathroom and a kitchen. "Make yourself comfortable, I'm going to bring some refreshments." You looked around for a spot to sit down, his room being like that one photo of Yoshihiro Togashi but notably much cleaner. The walls were stacked from the floor to the ceiling. You would have to tell your date that piracy was also an option. Most of it was just anime so you knew better than to touch it.

There was a small CRT and just about every console you could think of. Even the bad ones.At the far end of the room was a computer. You didn't really understand how that stuff worked but you figured his setup must be very expensive since all you had was Windows 95. You saw a purple creature on the desktop. "What's a bonzi buddy?

"You then noticed that Hal had come back. "I brought you a bento and some pocky. Only the best for my little waifu." He then blushed and turned the television off. "Sorry. I forgot that I was playing Policenauts on my Saturn earlier.."He then asked Alexa to play his spotify playlist which consisted of nothing but Hatsune Miku.

After you were finished eating, he took you by the hand. "Allow you to show you my prized collection." He brought you to his glass stand filled with various figures. It had a little bit of everything. Transformers, all the Gundams, some Code Geass. Even this weird one he called Zone of the Enders? "Yeah, I'm a huge fan!" He then looked around to see if the almighty Mr. Kojima was watching."

But this... This is my favorite." It was a giant build of EVA 01. "I never knew you liked Evangelion..." He then pulled out a copy of End of Evangelion. "Would you like to watch it with me? I have the renewal edition..." You gazed into his eyes and kissed him. "Wow..." He then turned on his hello kitty DVD player and inserted the disc.

The two of you started frenching during the komm susser tod sequence. You began to stroke him while the lyrics "It all returns to nothing" played. "Looks like someone's snake is solid..." He then thought to himself while the screams of those being turned into orange juice could be heard. "It's just like one of my Japanese amines!" You gave one final pull, yelling "It all CUMS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN"

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Having finished, Hal shut off his VR machine. Ever since David had left him to go on a date with a woman, he hadn't felt the same. He thought back to when he asked him if love could bloom on the battlefield and then started to sob into his arm. "WHY DOES EVERYONE I LOVE LEAVE ME!?" Little did Snake know but Otacon had created a program where he could be with him in a dating sim. He would later sell it on steam and become as rich as Snake did from the fortnite cameo, bringing him into the spotlight. They would later get back together and become the ultimate power couple.

[notpocalypsenow]

I wanted to write Big Boss and Kaz fighting but it leads to smut so I finally got around to it! I consider it a very loose prequel to my longer MGSV series “when time comes to collect” but it’s perfectly fine to read it as a standalone pre-MSF big boss x Kaz fic! Please enjoy and note the tags, 18+ as always 👌🏼

[sillyfriendssharingablog]

how i feel when in the middle of the night I think about the time I wrote Liquid having a 12 inch ding dong shlong without knowing that's VERY MUCH above average (bcs im a girl kisser) and accidently giving him a third leg