sorry but z&s will always be peak humor . LOOK AT THOSE HYPERREALISTIC LIMBS AND TELL ME THATS NOT HILARIOUS ESPECIALLY IF ITS BERNIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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How a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they're going to be in your life.
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RESORT OF THE SLAUGHTERED | PART 6: BERNARD "BERNIE" SHELLSHOCK THE 9TH
"BURNie" -Killer
Rule 6: Run as fast as you can, for they are VERY agile, and they are not a man.
↓fun facts on how HE died below!
•after an argument with Zig, they separated, and Bernie was apparently easy for the killer to catch.
•the killer broke his legs, ALL 10 OF THEM. Bernie tried to get out of their grip, but they were too strong for him.
•they strapped him to a tree, and set that shit on FIRE. he basically suffered like Marina did.
•Bud found his body, while the tree was still burning.
•he thought Zig would save him, but he never did. the last things he saw were fire and blood. HIS blood. wait, do hermit crabs bleed?
•if you thought the starfish on Marina's head (who actually SURVIVED the fire but Marina didn't) was DEVASTATED at Marina's death, wait till you see her reaction to Bernie's death.
•↑deadass though, Zig was the MOST TRAUMATIZED from Bernie's death. when he saw him, he almost IMMEDIATELY broke down in tears.
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Thinking of these Hunter S. Thompson words again, which he wrote one week after 9/11, which basically called the 21st Century.
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