#You heard it here first

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

This is going to be a beautiful train wreck isn’t it 👹

Lewis unveiling the new car with Ferrari in front of Toto

Binotto jumpscare possibility at any camera angle

All the confusion because the drivers have played musical chairs all season

All the baby ducks (rookies and probably alonso) in a row

Nothing will get done cuz everyone will be busy yapping among themselves

I propose the teams judge the each other’s liveries live from 1-10

[vampirehayfever]

wanda childa dying in the slayest most early 2000s way ever that whatcha say started playing from the heavens

[writingjourney]

Ghost is so insane good live because you actually sign a deal with the devil when you enter the venue and the moment Copia asks whether you've felt it in your taint that's actually Satan pulling a piece of your soul from your butthole to collect his toll.

[emmg]

Solas is vhenansexual

[maxcore]

most importantly (!) i won't have to change my lestappen tag from 116 next year. 2026 it either stays the same or i'll happily change it to 133. other combinations are not an option i'm afraid

[blossoms-phan]

prediction: they’re going to wear the precious baby Angel tees in each others colours for todays m&g. just to throw us off

[anniemunchkins]

I think they're trying to tell us something...

[sulkybender]

Zukka.

[three-red-horns]

"When Valentine's Day falls on humpday..." #3RHnaughty

[michaelhholden]

Liam Payne has been found dead in Buenos Aires and it's so recent that only Argentinean newspapers are talking about it because they have direct intel from the police

WHAT

[cassafrasscr]

Gaz: calls Rashinna 'The Big Cheese'.

Me: They have cheese on the moon? Oh, of course they do. The moon is made of cheese.

[womaninwinter]

Went to a “luxury fragrance” shop yesterday with a friend and there was this line of perfumes called chapel factory where are the fragrances had really stupid names like “hermit coat” or “holy stick” and one was called “heresy” so obviously I had to know what that smelled like and. My friends. It was absolutely rancid. We been knew

[ymahousewine]

Can't stop calling Astarion "The lock picking lawyer" in my multi-player run

[tanakhsexywoman]

WHOEVER SONG OF SONGS WAS WRITTEN ABOUT HAS WON THE TANAKHSEXYWOMAN COMPETITION

And according to many interpretations, the woman is the Shekhinah Herself. Us Jews keep choosing Hashem over and over again, don't we?

Love that for us. Am Yisrael Chai.

[larkral]

Oh hello again! Twice in one week? I KNOW! Thanks for the tags @imagineacoolusername @orange-peony @thewholelemon @wellbelesbian @mooncello

@run-for-chamo-miles @roomwithanopenfire and @monbons !!! Such an active week. I love it! Excited to read the COBB stuff that's coming out, and VERY enticed by many snippets and arts being posted right now!

So, this week has been a lot, BUT I did some crafting AND I started writing my Firstprince Soulmate BS. It is now over a thousand words? I don't know. My brain works in mysterious ways. My crafting is making a lampshade. I don't know, because I am very particular about what I like? Steps one and two of about a thousand steps on the current project I'm working on, but that's more than zero!

I've also done some work on Simon's two mums this week, though not quite as much as the Firstprince soulmates. So. Have six sentences of each:

Finally (already, always):

At lunch, after I sit down, Baz sits opposite me. He grits his teeth.  "Thank you," he says. Then into his water glass, he mutters, "Sorry." "Yeah," is all I can get out.  Penny sits down and doesn't say anything about it.

First Prince Soulmates BS:

 "Sorry, I'm only used to dressing like this at fundraising galas for the British Ornithological Society." "Of course," Alex volleys back, "The natural habitat of duck jokes." She laughs again, the column of her neck elongating as her head tilts back in delight, and Alex wonders if there might be at least one upside to having to attend The Royal Wedding.  He wonders if there's any way he can ask her if she intends to continue studying the annual coloration changes in the Gadwall remicle as they relate to anatidae seasonal monogamy and whether she thinks there's really an evolutionary path by which that's related to the wrist banding mark in humans. You know, without revealing himself as both a soulmate freak and a duck sex freak. There definitely isn't.

I promise there's a good explanation for why I've made Alex someone who knows all about duck sex, even though it may never appear on screen.

Tags under the cut!

I don't know who to tag for firstprince other than the folks I've already tagged for first prince and @kiwiana-writes, so consider yourself tagged in if you're a firstprince Six Sentence Sunday person.

Also tagging my usual Simon Snow crew: @stitchyqueer @confused-bi-queer @raenestee @facewithoutheart @whogaveyoupermission

@cutestkilla @hushed-chorus @sillyunicorn @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @basiltonbutliketheherb

@ileadacharmedlife @asocialpessimist @bookish-bogwitch @aristocratic-otter @captain-aralias

@petedavidsonscock @artsyunderstudy @carryonvisinata @takenabackbytuesdays @martsonmars

@nausikaaa @nightimedreamersghost @chen-chen-chen-again-chen @ionlydrinkhotwater @that-disabled-princess

@shrekgogurt  @palimpsessed @fatalfangirl​ @blackberrysummerblog​ @valeffelees

@j-nipper-95 @youarenevertooold @emeryhall @run-for-chamo-miles @talentpiper11

[astr0disiac]

i've always wanted to make an interactive mha fic where you navigate the school and have routes and decisions like in an otome game and you'd tally up the points to decide which ending you get but idk if anyone would actually read it and now the series is over soooooo idk