#You heard it here first

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

This is going to be a beautiful train wreck isn’t it 👹

Lewis unveiling the new car with Ferrari in front of Toto

Binotto jumpscare possibility at any camera angle

All the confusion because the drivers have played musical chairs all season

All the baby ducks (rookies and probably alonso) in a row

Nothing will get done cuz everyone will be busy yapping among themselves

I propose the teams judge the each other’s liveries live from 1-10

[vampirehayfever]

wanda childa dying in the slayest most early 2000s way ever that whatcha say started playing from the heavens

[writingjourney]

Ghost is so insane good live because you actually sign a deal with the devil when you enter the venue and the moment Copia asks whether you've felt it in your taint that's actually Satan pulling a piece of your soul from your butthole to collect his toll.

[spaceprincessleia]

140 days until andor s2

[emmg]

Solas is vhenansexual

[maxcore]

most importantly (!) i won't have to change my lestappen tag from 116 next year. 2026 it either stays the same or i'll happily change it to 133. other combinations are not an option i'm afraid

[blossoms-phan]

prediction: they’re going to wear the precious baby Angel tees in each others colours for todays m&g. just to throw us off

[anniemunchkins]

I think they're trying to tell us something...

[sulkybender]

Zukka.

[summonademon]

I think it'd be so fucking funny if Luke gets resurrected post-HoO and he's SO out of the loop like???

Wdym you dated Annabeth???

But she's so mean to you???

I thought you were already with Rachel, who is so much better tbh---ohhh she's the Oracle now, yeah yeah that sucks,

WAIT you mean you started dating my sister less than 24hrs after my death?!?!

Percy I know you have a type (me) but I DID NOT APPROVE OF THIS---

[three-red-horns]

"When Valentine's Day falls on humpday..." #3RHnaughty

[michaelhholden]

Liam Payne has been found dead in Buenos Aires and it's so recent that only Argentinean newspapers are talking about it because they have direct intel from the police

WHAT

[cassafrasscr]

Gaz: calls Rashinna 'The Big Cheese'.

Me: They have cheese on the moon? Oh, of course they do. The moon is made of cheese.

[womaninwinter]

Went to a “luxury fragrance” shop yesterday with a friend and there was this line of perfumes called chapel factory where are the fragrances had really stupid names like “hermit coat” or “holy stick” and one was called “heresy” so obviously I had to know what that smelled like and. My friends. It was absolutely rancid. We been knew

[ymahousewine]

Can't stop calling Astarion "The lock picking lawyer" in my multi-player run

[tanakhsexywoman]

WHOEVER SONG OF SONGS WAS WRITTEN ABOUT HAS WON THE TANAKHSEXYWOMAN COMPETITION

And according to many interpretations, the woman is the Shekhinah Herself. Us Jews keep choosing Hashem over and over again, don't we?

Love that for us. Am Yisrael Chai.