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I mean if I was at camp half-blood and forced to sleep on the cramped floor at the Hermes cabin because my parent wouldn’t claim me I would totally be convinced to join Luke’s side that has a cruise with 8 lounges, several pools and spas, a bowling alley and hundreds of cabins.

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Au in my head from the time where Luke has Annabeth held hostage on the princess andromeda where he just keeps her on a collar and leash by his side at all times because she’s still a traitor to the TA and can’t be trusted unsupervised. He also wants to show her (and everybody else) her place

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“Center him just right,” I said.

The ropes readjusted themselves at my command. Crusty’s whole head stuck out the top. His feet stuck out the bottom.

“No!” he said. “Wait! This is just a demo.”

I uncapped Riptide. “A few simple adjustments…”

I had no qualms about what I was about to do. If Crusty were human, I couldn’t hurt him anyway. If he was a monster, he deserved to turn into dust for a while. “You drive a hard bargain,” he told me. “I’ll give you thirty percent off on selected floor models.’” “I think I’ll start with the top.” I raised my sword. “No money down! No interest for six months!” I swung the sword. Crusty stopped making offers.

Feral percy is the best percy

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The way I damn near spit my drink HE LOOKS SO GOOOOOOD 🤩

okay BUTTTT

Luke in this dress would go mwah

Pretty boy Luke Castellan believer sense day one✌️

**crawls out of my grave** i’m gonna wife him up i’m gonna wife him so badd

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Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.

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Tumblr is the greatest social media platform because this is literally the only site where I can casually imply that the proper plural of "Spider-Man" is "Spiders-Men" and get absolutely zero pushback.

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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The essential dichotomy of Spider-Man – and the thing that makes him relatable – is that he’s freakishly competent at literally everything that’s related to superheroing, and extremely bad at literally everything that isn’t.

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Anakin this, Padme that.. No.

The story of Anakin's fall and Padme's belief in him until the very end only works because their love was all-consumung. If you see them through the lens of mythic, star-crossed lovers, everything will make sense — they are each other's halves. They are soulmates being torn apart by the narrative.

Anakin's drastic measures to save Padme's life only make sense because his love for her was beyond imaginable, beyond himself. He couldn't bear losing her because her existence defined his. They both died, literally and metaphorically, because the other half was gone (Anakin was no longer Anakin and Padme was dead).

No immature or possessive or selfish or toxic, yada, yada, yada love would ever inspire this kind of action. Lucas himself said that Anakin turned for love. Anakin tried everything until the very end, like pleading to Windu for Sidious to be tried and not killed but when left with no option, Sidious's manipulation won and he gave himself up to the devil to save Padme's life.

But in the process, he became the devil himself and caused the very tragedy that he wanted to avoid. His lifelong grief and mourning for losing Padme only works because he loved her so.

In the end, their love won because Luke, a pure proof of their love, fulfilled what Padme breathed in her dying moments and brought Anakin back to the light — connecting Anakin and Padme, once torn apart, together again.

Their love was written to be a larger than life, galaxy-altering one, not something that fits in the modern framework.

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always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

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I adore Lady Gyokuyou & as much fun as I have thinking about how she is the #1 Jinmao shipper, it also makes me incredibly sad. She's so sweet & gentle. In the episode about Lady Fuyou, Gyokuyou mentions to Maomao that she's jealous. This poor girl is barely older than Maomao & she knows she's not going to get a happily ever after like Fuyou. Her "love story" is just politics She is a political pawn. She knows that the Emperor's favor can disappear at a moment's notice. She loves her children, that's obvious. But the whole getting swept off her feet by a man who's madly, passionately, raise an entire army to rescue you in love is not going to be in the cards for her. And she could be so bitter, angry, and jealous that Maomao has that (and seemingly doesn't realize it), but she isn't. She's in both Maomao & Jinshi's corners & just wants them to be happy.

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Chat is this real???

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*sigh* nico should bite percy until he draws blood

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Apart from all the other horseshit, another problem with Disney locking MCU actors down with million-movie contracts and playing stupid games with the definition of “movie” to keep them in the role forever is that it’s a real barrier to having tetchy arguments over who did it best. Spider-Man and Batman are basically the only superheroes who’ve been played by enough actors in film for the “who did it best” argument to have any meat to it – and maybe Superman, if you count cameos in movies he isn’t headlining – and I think we’ve been robbed by not living in a world where we can have ridiculous nerdfights over which of half-a-dozen different Captain Americas is objectively superior.