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I don’t think we talk enough about how, despite the presence of multiple globes, PotC takes place on a flat earth, ice wall included.

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Luke doesn't get paid enough to deal with all this bullshit

I hope Elysium has therapists because my boy deserves some spiritual healing

Imagine going to work every day and seeing your coffin right there, waiting for you to slip up, or to not be useful enough, or to fail again. How many failures do you get before you wind up in it?

Anyway, thinking about the empty golden coffin in the stateroom on the yacht and how it was built for Luke and that he'd always wind up in it one way or another.

Like damn that's stressful.

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Imagine going to work every day and seeing your coffin right there, waiting for you to slip up, or to not be useful enough, or to fail again. How many failures do you get before you wind up in it?

Anyway, thinking about the empty golden coffin in the stateroom on the yacht and how it was built for Luke and that he'd always wind up in it one way or another.

Like damn that's stressful.

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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You know there's nothing in the golden coffin. Kronos doesn't have a body.

It wasn't really Kronos' coffin. It was always meant for Luke. And Luke is the one who wound up in it.

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On the phone

Percy: Mom, what am I supposed to do when your godly boyfriend brings home a penguin in a sweater?

Sally: Percy, I love you, but I think your experience with handling a godly boyfriend by far exceeds mine at this point.

Percy: So my dad never brought home a wild penguin in a sweater?

Sally: Oh, no, he did that at least trice. I just never figured out how to handle that either.

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Why do you ship it? - a collection

Jercy -> it's fun and the fanfic is a banger

Lukercy -> this fandom hates it and oh, spite fuels me.

Valgrace -> the crush is crushing

Leo/Travis -> IT WAS A ONE TIME THING

Thalia/Reyna -> Again. That was that one fic---

Lukethan -> Doomed yaoi at its finest

Luke/Jason -> I blame the fanfics. Two of them, to be exact. And also the parallels. Yeah.

Jason/Alabaster -> I haven't posted them yet but i'm having thoughts okay!?

Perpollo -> It's sweet. And it's fun. Also Idk why but ppl often make either Percy or Apollo dark and it's a blast.

Every Nico ship -> On principle. It's everything. The foundation of my identity. The hill on which I will die.

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Apollo: My boyfriend and my daughter are both neurodivergent, and their conversations are mostly just infinite loops of “oh yeah that reminds me of-“ followed by a topic seemingly completely unrelated

Apollo: I love them so much 🥰

Artemis: Apollo, you do that too…

Apollo: Oh, yeah! That reminds me of-

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Me, *nose-deep in AO3 barely interacting with most of the fandom in the first place*: "...y'all hear something?"

I miss the old PJO fandom. Ever since the show came out everyone has been so toxic. I honestly don’t even wanna interact with the fandom anymore cause everyone is so damn mean. Stop cancelling everyone and freaking out about fancasts. Kind PJO fans moot me! This is a safe space!

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crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

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If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

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I always wondered how they even got ahold of something like that. Did Luke spend a year on his own little fetch-quest in the ancient lands just to make it? And then he ends up in it?? Fuckin hell.

Also my BOTL book cover has Percy opening the sarcophagus, this is so incredibly fucked, my heart can't take this

You know there's nothing in the golden coffin. Kronos doesn't have a body.

It wasn't really Kronos' coffin. It was always meant for Luke. And Luke is the one who wound up in it.

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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I'm doing lukercy wanksgiving drabbles today so send me your sexy, kinky fic ideas.

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💥🙌👏

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how do you compete with an angel? become one yourself