#You have failed the vibe check

[ask-observer-ron]

Y O U. H A V E. F A I L E D. T H E. V I B E. C H E C K.

[carabinerheart]

bad addition to this post 👎

gollum voice: we hates your pussy!! we hates it!!

[phoenixcatch7]

It's always funny to me when in an lu fic the chain is offered bananas and don't accept them. Like, you're offering these high energy adventures free food?? Fruit they'll have never even heard of before??? A ridiculously expensive imported good at best?? AND it boosts your attack?

Not ONE of these idiots would ever turn down something new and interesting to eat at least once. They'd be all over those bananas and immediately get dubbed yiga and I'm honestly surprised no one has used it in a fic yet 🤭

[2bu]

don't engage with the 'mouthwashing fandom', worst mistake of my fucking lifeeeee

[tenspontaneite]

SURVIVOR ATTEMPTS PARENTING

(part 1) (part 2 - here)

(n.b. this comic is a retrospective dramatised rendition of my gameplay; I do not need game advice)

[deus-ex-mona]

Heyooo so like do you think you could explain the Someya brothers relationship? It’s peaked my interest since the new songs with these two revolve around each other…

Yujiro and Koichirou aren’t related by blood, right? 🤔

Also, what do you think about the new songs that just came out?

Thank you so much for your time 💛💛 Happy New Years 💕

hi! happy new year~~!

this got kinda long so there’s a cut here for length sorry~~~

ngl i’m kindaaaaa fuzzy on the details about the someya bros’ relationship, but long story short, they’re stepbrothers (with koichiro spawning from the resident longleg tamagoro and yujiro being tae’s son, of course) who were kinda pitted against each other when it came to learning how to perform (kabuki) from tamagoro, because longleg’s gotta longleg ig.

then yujiro gets disinherited because the longleg’s still longlegging and koichiro takes to the kabuki stage by himself as the local “national treasure’s” sole heir. so, like, i’m guessing that the events surrounding yujiro’s disinherition may have led to their (frankly terrible) brotherly relationship of “an inferior older brother” and “a superior younger brother”?

though this dynamic carried on pretty much for as long as yujiro longed to perform on a kabuki stage, just like koichiro does (if we were to take the lxl movie’s word for it). then yujiro became an idol and started to work towards a different dream, breaking off from the path (kabuki) that he used to follow koichiro down, which i guess made koichiro start to see yujiro in a different light?

like, imagine you have a lifelong rival who strives for the same goals that you do. however, this rival of yours is less skilled than you, so you naturally grow to have a sense of superiority over your rival, taking satisfaction in crushing them while having full knowledge that they will never be able to beat you when it comes to your shared goals.

however, one day, your rival decides to aim for a different goal, completely ditching your shared goal and stuff, and they actually seem to be doing pretty well in their path to achieve their new goal. how would you feel?

because i get the feeling that koichiro’s initial response to that was to feel betrayed, in a “why are you running away (from kabuki)?” sense.

though, over time, koichiro seems to have gradually come to terms with yujiro’s idol activities, and their relationship naturally (albeit slowly) improved as the days passed, with them going on walks together and bickering with each other like brothers would. which, y’know, is cool of him in a way. he’s learning. he’s still kind of a brat, but he’s growing despite his past mistakes.

as for yujiro, well, he seems to have been looking out for koichiro in his own way from the very beginning? like, man chose not to go against koichiro’s mistreatment, opting to just lower his head and accept it instead.

was it an act of self-sacrifice to protect koichiro’s ego or something? heck, even in the lxl movie, he just took everything koichiro dished at him, and only fought back when koichiro dared to mock his bf aizo. which is. pretty unhealthy, yujiro bro. just tell him you have a proper brotherly love for him for goodness sake. your communication skills s u c k.

um. anyway.

tl;dr: stepbros made to learn kabuki because of their father. older bro gets disinherited, younger bro gets an attitude and mistreats older bro. this continues until older bro becomes an idol and begins to walk his own path. younger bro feels betrayed/annoyed at his older bro for “giving up” on kabuki. younger bro does eventually accept the fact that they have different dreams and supports older bro. seems like older bro has always been looking out for younger bro though, even though he doesn’t say it.

thoughhhhhh seriously, i’m not a someya expert or anything, i just like making fun of the longleg, so… if someone with a degree in someyaology could chime in, it’d be greatly appreciated~~~

as for the new songs, nagisa’s new song is the best of them all, no question. thanks for coming to my ted talk—

[scalproie]

death to The Customer and all that like hell yeah rock on brother but I feel we are sleeping on another predator of the working space : The Coworker

[hotmess-exe]

it's been soooo long since i was forced to endure some dude condescending to me about hip hop i don't care about in the passenger seat of his car omfgODDD

i accidentally called Lupe Fiasco "mainstream" before I immediately clarified and used the word "known" and this dude harped on it for so fuckin long jfCHRIST. that sort of "Not only do you not know what you're talking about, but now you're getting your ignorance on ME" kinda harping on it.

apparently Lupe Fiasco doesn't count as anything even approaching mainstream because he "doesn't sell" and when I looked at him, fucking incredulous, I asked idk how many times "Are you saying people don't know Lupe Fiasco? Hip-hop doesn't know Lupe Fiasco???" for him to finally STFU and at that point it wasn't even a conversation I wanted to be in anymore lmao

all this because he just had to talk about how Eminem is a more culturally appropriate rapper than Drake because he wrote the song White America (me summarizing but I don't really care for his opinion anymore lol), like it's some revelation that I would never have connected the dots on 😂 all this because he just needed to know I was paying attention to his music

....anyway, I need a new ride to and from rehearsals 😅

[emawinslow]

remember 2021 when I had 300 followers and I got really upset and blocked so many I went down to 110 and now over three years later I still only have 130 bc I block most of the people who follow me which isn't that many to begin with

[radioconstructed]

[ Today, Al doesn't feel like dealing with anyone. Interacting with cordially? Sure! Butting heads with? No. She's worn out.

Keekee joins her at the window. That's cute. Looks like Al's the chosen one today. She's almost never the chosen one.

Looks like Keekee's not interested in Al, she's interested in sitting in a sunbeam, and chattering at birds. (That's still cute. That's more than Keekee will usually dignify her with.)

"Are you a cat or a photocopy machine?" Al asks. Alas, Keekee doesn't speak English. She pays Al no mind.

Al absentmindedly picks a flower from one of the flowerpots on the window. It doesn't wilt.

That's fucked up.

Under any other circumstance, she'd be delighted by this development.

Have her powers been that decimated?

"Disgusting."

She snaps the flower in half and tosses it aside.

Disgustingly human. She feels disgustingly human. Under any other circumstance, she'd be glad that her vibes are good enough to attract animals and not wilt flowers.

She needs to get her vibes fucked up again as soon as possible. ]

[redskysailor]

🦊

Look at this guys I'm Fairly Intimidating

[carabinerheart]

bad addition to this post

guys who wants to go home so bad

[hotgurl]

skinny new coworker telling me and my other fatty coworker about how she’s getting cold sculpting done and if your tummy is bigger than your ass you’re ugly like bitch do NOT go there with us we hate you now in fact go clean the windows

[superstar--daycare]

[non-operator]

mega milestone reached through the power of disco elysium

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

Never have I ever been so utterly fuckin baffled by a final I have no idea if that’s what the profesor wanted me to do at all but it’s submitted and a bitch needs a nap