#Yolo Eats
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killerpancakeburger · 6 months ago
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Thinking about an anxious!reader whose being made fun of by a soldier for how "shy" they are: how little they talk, how they don't make eye contact, how they avoid people, etc, and before said Reader can snap at him, Ghost intervenes - no one even saw him coming -, gruff, calm yet firm: " 'Fuck ya mean, mate? I do all these things too, ya got a problem with me?"
Soldier backpedals hard. Ends up getting tf out cause Ghost's stare is just unbearable.
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spiderp0nk22 · 1 year ago
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Whole cake arc is just like GTA in real life guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yourfavaschips · 6 months ago
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Samara Morgan, please? :)
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Samara Morgan from The Ring would be Trader Joe’s Ghost Pepper Potato Chips!
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sevdrag · 9 months ago
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so i'm out in my kitchen, and i'm refilling my water bottle (because i am old and hydration is important) and also my adult beverage (because i am old, and depressed, and sometimes i drink about it) and my eyes land on this can of olives that i got in my grocery delivery a few days ago that i haven't put away yet.
and a voice in my head says, girl, you're going to eat all those olives as a midlife crisis.
and i just started, like, laughing. out loud. i hope my best friend in the basement doesn't hear me. cause that's just sad. but, like. i swear to god that the combination thought of "eating an entire goddamn can of olives like a feral pig" and "this is maybe not a good thing" struck me down in my own kitchen like zeus god of lightning and, maybe, olives, i'm going to do some research now.
anyway, i'm eating the whole can
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five-and-dimes · 1 year ago
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💧or 🌩️?
You get both because I have no chill. These are both from the same wip
💧Share something romantic/hot from your WIP, or just something sweet if it's gen.
Dream releases a small, surprised huff as Hob drops him onto the bed. Hob can see the way his muscles coil and tense, preparing to move and reach out and provide something, whatever it is he thinks Hob wants.  Grinning, Hob lowers his body onto Dream’s before he can move, pinning him against the softness of the mattress and wrapping his arms around the thin, cold body. “Relax,” he coos, peppering kisses across the furrow of Dream’s brow, “Just relax.”
🌩️ Share something funny/cracky from your WIP.
"He’s not human, dude. So human food doesn’t work with him. It’s like… you know that scene in Twilight- the books, not the movies- where Edward eats a slice of pizza? And then in an interview Meyer said-” “Okay, stop, stop stop stop,” Hob cut off Matthew's rambling, pinching the bridge of his nose, “But he takes a human form when he’s here though, right?” “He looks like a human. That doesn’t mean he functions the same as one. Just because you can fit bologna in a CD player doesn’t mean it’s going to work.”
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solarlight2625 · 4 months ago
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hello my little Tumblr followers, tis I, your definitely favorite content creator!! anywho I've got some pretty cool info about stuff I've been planning and doing and thought I'd update you guys on that!
Firstly, I'VE GOT A TWITTER!! You can find me @_SolarLight_!! I'll be posting a variety of stuff there too, and also more posts of just things about me, what I'm doing, and more casual chat things, which I'm very excited about!
secondly I've got a couple big things in the works. I've been working on a pretty big AU for Riptide specifically, and I'm super excited to share it with you guys!! It's focused specifically on Ollie, because he's a character I really wanted to explore with all kinds of found family, angst, and general neat concepts that I've been thinking up from my brain. so I'm excited to share that with you guys!!!
thirdly I do plan to keep up with my Undertale AU work, and Lullaby's story, I've just decided to take a break because it was really taking up a lot of my time. And I didn't want to only make content surrounded by her. I've got so many interests and I don't want lock myself to one!
if you've read this far it means you're a dedicated lux fan, so shout out to you? I'd also like to thank everyone for just generally supporting my work :3 doing art makes me happy, and I'm glad to share it with you guys!!!
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possum-tooth · 2 months ago
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debating on actually going out or not
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ennieasys · 8 months ago
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Apparently you are not supposed to combine stress vitamins, a CBD gummy, random essential oils, and an entire energy drink... 🫡🙏🫠
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spylarman · 5 months ago
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Its hard to wanna do anything when the only thing that appeals to you is wanting to die
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lolareyouokay · 5 months ago
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Water is the best Food
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nothinggold13 · 6 months ago
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1, 10, 20?
Again. 3 years.
10. How do you read your Bible? Electronically? Physical Bible? Journaling Bible, or do you choose not to write in it at all?
Physical. I have a journalling bible which I got for my high school grad but I have not put anything into it yet. Instead I use my "wee college" (basically preschool bible study??) bible in which I highlight things in crayon. 👍
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arsillious-goose · 7 months ago
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I have to stop reading before bed...
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miserye · 1 year ago
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with the way that i take so many risks w my food you'd think i had a stomach of steel or something
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notalexhorne · 1 year ago
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I find myself baking something truly horrific entirely in the name of fic research right now, and I'm not even sorry.
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thresholdbb · 11 months ago
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Doing all these mental calculations about how much job I need to get maximum Star Trek
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paranoidblankets · 2 years ago
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Drawing on yourself with sharpie>>>>>>
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