#thats my dollar and fifty five fucking cents
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so i'm out in my kitchen, and i'm refilling my water bottle (because i am old and hydration is important) and also my adult beverage (because i am old, and depressed, and sometimes i drink about it) and my eyes land on this can of olives that i got in my grocery delivery a few days ago that i haven't put away yet.
and a voice in my head says, girl, you're going to eat all those olives as a midlife crisis.
and i just started, like, laughing. out loud. i hope my best friend in the basement doesn't hear me. cause that's just sad. but, like. i swear to god that the combination thought of "eating an entire goddamn can of olives like a feral pig" and "this is maybe not a good thing" struck me down in my own kitchen like zeus god of lightning and, maybe, olives, i'm going to do some research now.
anyway, i'm eating the whole can
#yolo#dionysus#is that you?#i dont give a fuck#these olives are mine#thats my dollar and fifty five fucking cents#eating my ass costs more than that
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OPINIONS MATTER!!!!........
TIME TO RANT!!!!
Because Facebook Won't Let me!!! But lets gay men create new accounts and stalk me!! My messenger was revoked for THREE DAYS!!! No warning or reason!!! All I said was my account was hacked!!!
FUCK the ZUCK!! ARREST MARK COCKSUCKERBURG!!! He condemns your account for "hate speech" against who...
I'LL let YOU not MARK ZUCKERBERG DECIDE THIS TIME if this is Facebook worthy or "HATE SPEECH"!!!!
LET'S DIVE IN!!
For those who can't read why I wrote for name on card...
"Fuck You I'm entitled to what you know about me NOW!!!"
Truer words have never been said!!!!
This rant is about unfair business practice!!!
1st off capitalism shouldnt be a system for this type of nonsense... inflation is sky high, in a system where this type nonsense is allowed we SHOULD and COULD ban inflation!!! We could force (ALL!!!! yes ALL) businesses big or small to simply and SHARPLY drop the prices for their GOODS AND SERVICES! Set a fixed price for EVERYTHING!!!
The Great Depression was the worst economic crisis our country has EVER been through AND you mean to tell me my pocket change was WORTH something then!!!! NEED the list for perspective...
1. THEN... Double feature and Stage show 11 cents..
NOW... I'm guessing for a measly 1 show you pay 25+ dollars!! you do get a reclining seat that (almost) works for the price!!
2. THEN... Candy 1 Cent..
NOW...$1.25 is very cheap these days even for "Share Size" aka "shortchange size" Haribo which if you want better go to CVS to get a true "share size" for $3.25 because the portions are reduced at the Dollar (Twenty Five) Tree... even the candy friend got me yesterday $4.50!!! FOUR DOLLARS and FIFTY CENTS This is not even movie size!!! This a double Reeses yes 2 (TWO) large cups!!!
3. Lastly the most damning...
1 reasonably priced CAR!!!!...
THEN... any guesses $100 or $200?? (too low) or $5000?? (way too high) think, think, think oh wow lets assess (take a zero off thats better) $500 yes I wrote that correctly FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!! SOME setback!!!
NOW... $31,000 easy is what it costs now.... for a stripped to the bone Toyota SUV (because god knows you wont own the road without it!!!) (or have as much or enough space to match your neighbors loaded $65,000 gmc) WTF!!!
I would give it ALL UP!!, whatever it takes, if i could bring all my NOW USELESS pocket change and never run out of money never go hungry to live in 1930s because.....
Capitalism can EASILY survive in a system like this REALLY??? with $25 plus movie, $1.25 or $4.50 candy, $31,000 toyota...
NOPE!!! im talking about the society were 11 cent movies..., 1 cent candy and $500 cars exist!!!
Now people could say I'm CRAZY but the TRUTH is evident that we once lived in a society were pocket change WASN'T USELESS!!!
So WTF changed!! Inflation and COVID are simply no longer a working excuse anymore!!!
Time to fix this economy honestly like congress needs to pass a bill that fixes a price limit on all categories of goods and services! That would completely destroy and eliminate the concept of "overpriced" and "overcharging". Like my sneakers costed $1.00 or $2.00 to make!!! That's ONE DOLLAR OR TWO DOLLARS!!!
I was with someone fueling their car today gas prices are $4.05... A GALLON, it simply doesn't matter anymore!!! End price to fuel the WHOLE TANK.... $68.97 that's SIXTY EIGHT DOLLARS AND NINETY SEVEN CENTS!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I YEARN FOR THE DAYS IT WAS $50.00 EASY!!! BUT AGAIN MY OPINION NEVER MATTERED!!
MAIN POINT.....
The inspiration for this post was the fact I couldn't do a simple background check on myself on a website that had stated locations of me that I have honestly been before!! REALLY now what does FREE even mean anymore they claim to be a FREE service!! TAKE THE "R" OUT DUMMIES!!! "FEE" SERVICE SOUNDS MORE THE FUCK LIKE IT!!! LET ME GROW MY MONEY ON MY MONEY TREE DUMMIES!!!
THEIR RHETORIC....
"Oh it isn't hard to earn a single dollar "
"Oh we know, you wish you knew what we know for free"
"BUT GUESS WHAT DUMMY!!"
"OPEN YOUR WALLET!!! EVEN IF YOU CAN'T!!!
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO PAY, PAY, PAY!!! EVEN IF THE PRICE ISN'T RIGHT!!!!
EVEN IF YOU FEEL ENTITLED TO HOW WE HAVE STALKED YOUR EVERY MOVE!!!!!
MY RHETORIC....
"THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO UNFAIR ENTITLEMENT, NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!"
"I OFFICIALLY NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS CONTAINED IN MY "REPORT" BECAUSE FOR..
NOT A CENT" THAT'S THE GOOD OLD GOOD OLD PRICE OF $2.95 HOW BOUT A DOLLAR $1.50 FINAL OFFER!!!! THAT SHOULD OK RIGHT??????
WRONG!!!!!!!!
FREE, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA....
EVER HEARD OF THIS PRICE?????
ZERO DOLLARS (AND IT GETS BETTER) ZERO CENTS!!!!
THATS FOR IN NUMBERS....
$0.00..... REALLY??????
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY.... ARE YOU SURE THOUGH THAT'S THATS PROFIT LOSS RIGHT????
"NOPE!!!!!!!" BUT IN SHORT "YES" BECAUSE CAPITALISM CAN'T SURVIVE IN SYSTEM LIKE THAT RIGHT????
WRONG!!!! WRONG!!!! WRONG!!!! BECAUSE GUESS WHAT????
IT CAN!!!!!! IT'S CALLED SOCIALISM AND IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM!!!! SO DUMMIES STOP ELECTING THESE
REPUBLICANS WHO "GOT THEIRS SO GO GET YOURS"
AND....
DEMOCRATS WHO DON'T DO SHIT THAT SAY AND BARELY KEEP PROMISES
WAIT WHO DO I VOTE FOR?????
I DON'T IM NOT A POLITICIAN I WRITE TUMBLR POSTS OF COURSE!!!!! I VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS BECAUSE I HOPE ONE DAY A PROMISE WILL KEPT...
AND...
THAT WILL TRULY MAKE OUR COUNTRY "GREAT"
I KNOW RIGHT.... IT'S REALLY POSSIBLE WITH ORANGE TONED, TOUPE' MAN, "CORRUPT", NAME CALLING, DRUNK, SCANDAL DRIVEN, DECEPTIVELY NOT CLEVER BUSINESS MAN WHO WENT BANKRUPT 5+ TIMES, GUN-NUT, RACIST, FACIST, I RAN FOR PRESIDENT SO SOON BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT I DO IM ALWAYS ABOVE THE LAW (EVEN THOUGH YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY) PATHETIC, DISHONORABLE EXCUSE FOR A PRESIDENT, NEGATIVE ATTENTION SEEKER, SOLE DESTROYER OF THE U.S.A., SEX OFFENDING - SO I PUT ONE ON THE SUPREME COURT!!!..... WHO COULD IT BE I STILL DON'T KNOW??? WHY CAN'T I.... TOO LATE HIS ASSHOLENESSS A.K.A.
DONALD JOHN TRUMP!!!!!
CASE CLOSED....
OR IS IT EVER?
(AGAIN AS ALWAYS)
I'LL LET YOU DECIDE
(END)
FIN
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