#Yes his heart is a rock

[misano17]

Hi guys 💥💥💥💥

I drew my oc again. It will happen again, and I will never draw anything else. Anyways behold Cy from that fire emblem au thing I’ve been yapping on and off about.

[fan-is-short-for-fanatic]

33 years ago, we lost one of the best singer of all time. We miss you Freddie

[simplybybea]

Did this before I'd even finished Prodigy season 2 so here is some angsty commitment rock and its tether to a ghostly Chakotay trying to get home.

Digital oil and Janeway asking the universe desperately to send him home to her.

[renardsruses]

Dad bod woowoo hours

[crystalsongbird]

Jon stares into the camera's soul and then passes the question to Alan

[insinirate]

the lord is calling for a more in-depth look into max knives' hatred and fear and jealousy of humans and the potential othering of plants now that everyone knows theyre alive alive but in this economy? id rather think about old man kv yaoi on their little farm in the desert

[catsartplace]

its 2 am and i don't know what to say have. whatever this is i guess i dont know what i just did

[cadaver-moss]

Had a sleepover at my dad’s house and I got to show him Unicorn Wars, and he loved it :D

While we watched I drew some Abstracto lore :3

He and Azulin have something in common: they’re blue bears that ate someone yellow that was causing them great distress

Azulin ate Coco, Abstracto ate his younger brother Campeón :3

[majorkphob]

One of these days I will have a normal reaction to one of Lou Wilson's PCs but today will not be that day.....

[violasmirabiles]

anyway. theres a chance i might get to see nothing but thieves in helsinki for fucking free in february. brother and sister in law have tickets but shes gonna wait and see how she feels then cos shes gonna be seven months pregnant at that point and hes the one whos Hyped for this. i suggested a couple months back that i could go with him if she decides against it and it was a joke because we all know im broke as shit but. the two of them are very much Not broke as shit and theyre good people (fork found in the kitchen level news theyre great people and i love them). genuinely hope sister in law feels well enough to go but also this would 100% be one of those Legendary Stories their kid would hear about forever. also itd be the first time ever that the brother and i would do something like this with it being just the two of us which would certainly be an Experience

[strigital]

"Only a kiss by the one who loves thee so shalt break mine curse!" *becomes a sexy goat*

[erumai-maadu]

you know, i think tenten will also give them good luck charms for protection like how she gave her tsunade-sama one in sd.

she totally would, with her penchant for fortune telling, she’d handcraft three good luck/protection charms and give them to each of them.

I like to think she gives them to each of her team at different times.

Lee gets his first, after Tenten overhears him telling Gai-sensei about how he has almost lost hope in his dream to beat Neji.

“Perhaps just hard work isn’t enough,” he sobs to Gai-sensei as Tenten walks away, her heart heavy. She hands him a little good-luck charm at training the next day, a carved dragon, quietly telling him that he should never lose hope.

Neji may be a genius, but Lee is a genius of hard work, and she will protect his boundless hope until he achieves his dream. Perhaps it comes from a place of selfishness. After all, Tenten is no genius herself, and Lee’s hope is her hope too.

Or maybe it’s not selfishness, but relatability.

Whatever it is, Lee thanks her with a huge hug and many, many tears. Tenten protests loudly, but deep down, her heart swells.

He always keeps it in the hidden pocket of his jumpsuit, and never forgets to take the charm out before washing it. He shows it off with pride to everyone, much to Tenten's chagrin.

Gai-sensei receives his next, after both Tenten and Lee end up in the hospital after the Chunin Exams.

After Tenten is healed, she finds her sensei standing over a sleeping Lee, tears rolling down his face. He immediately puts on an act when Tenten walks in, but she knows what she saw, and it weighs on her.

The next day, when Gai-sensei pops into her physical therapy to check on her and offer some good old Gai-sensei encouragement (motivational shouting), Tenten pulls him aside. She hands him a small charm she’d made the previous night, a little wood turtle carved with the symbol for luck.

“Don’t worry sensei, the people you care about will always be okay!” She smiles brightly at him as she sets the charm in his hand. “It’s for protection—”

Gai-sensei’s thanks is also in the form of many, many tears and shouted declarations of his sweet lotus flower’s kindness and compassion. Tenten’s response, as usual, is loud and embarrassed protests, and a secret smile muffled in Gai-sensei’s broad shoulder as he hugs her tightly.

Gai keeps his charm in the safest pocket of his jounin vest, going as far as to ask Genma to give him a seal to make sure it never breaks or gets damaged. After all, his lotus gave it to him so he could protect her and her teammates, and he would rather die than let her down.

Neji is the last to receive his charm, after his fight with Naruto in the final round of the Chunin Exams. He sits in the hospital room and tells her about everything, his clan, his uncle apologizing to him, his restored faith in the future.

"I will change my clan," he insists to her. "I will better it, for all of the Hyuuga."

The next morning, through the rubble of a torn-apart and betrayed village, in the wake of the Sandaime Hokage's death, Tenten walks to the Hyuuga compound dressed in her mourning clothes and deposits a small carved phoenix charm in his hand.

"What's this for?" he asks, turning the charm over in his hand and studying it.

"Good fortune, protection." Unlike the rest of Team Gai, Tenten always keeps her stories to herself. For some reason, she finds the words tumbling out of her. "My mother used to make them for me. They were for protection and good luck."

Neji nods. He runs a thumb over the carved bird's wing. "Protecting what?"

"My hopes, my well-being, whatever it was she thought needed to be protected."

Neji finally looks up at her, understanding filtering through his gaze. Tenten turns around, ears burning. "Come on, let's go. They'll kill us if we're late to the funeral."

Neji stows his charm in the pockets of his clothes and jogs after her.

Several years later, when Lee surpasses everyone around him, his taijutsu a shining beacon of his hard work and dedication, he is ever aware of the wooden dragon in his pocket, the way his hope is a reflection of Tenten's. He vows to work harder, to prove to her that she can do it just like him.

He will protect her hope too.

On the battlefield facing down Madara Uchiha, Gai quickly moves the little turtle charm to the pocket over his heart. To protect the village, to protect his precious students, he can do anything.

"Eighth Gate of Death, release!"

As medics work to stabilize Neji in the emergency tents, they find a blood-soaked phoenix charm clutched in his hand.

His full recovery is nothing short of a miracle.

[sixcalibur]

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Things from Rock Lee & his Ninja Pals that I choose to believe are true:

Lee can twist his body around trees like a snake and turn his head 360 degrees

Neji is a dumbass, enjoys cross dressing, and has a big dick

Lee thinks neji looks cute in a dress

Lee wears a red bikini under his spandex at all times

Team gai has extreme sibling energy

Orochimaru wants to shave the heads of the hokage statues and can use a summoning jutsu to summon escalators

Neji hyuga, comedy genius. 8 trigrams 64 punchline

The byakugan can be used as a speedometer, watch videos on vhs, and analyze the taste profile of food

Kisame takes Samehada to dog cafes to make friends

Orochimaru has personal beef with rock lee

Things I hated about rock lee & his ninja pals:

The misogyny.

The misogyny.

The misogyny.

Neji being overly proactive of hinata (makes me want to punch and bite)

[the-alan-price-combo]

On this day in 1965 - the New Musical Express Poll Winner's Concert!!

Here's the Animals' performance of "Talkin' 'bout You/Shout" - lookit 'em go!!! 💞🐾

[clairvoyantcubes]

Hearts from Super Dragon Ball Heroes would treat you right!!!