#former students but he went to naruto. idk it melted my heart
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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years ago
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Things from Rock Lee & his Ninja Pals that I choose to believe are true:
Lee can twist his body around trees like a snake and turn his head 360 degrees
Neji is a dumbass, enjoys cross dressing, and has a big dick
Lee thinks neji looks cute in a dress
Lee wears a red bikini under his spandex at all times
Team gai has extreme sibling energy
Orochimaru wants to shave the heads of the hokage statues and can use a summoning jutsu to summon escalators
Neji hyuga, comedy genius. 8 trigrams 64 punchline
The byakugan can be used as a speedometer, watch videos on vhs, and analyze the taste profile of food
Kisame takes Samehada to dog cafes to make friends
Orochimaru has personal beef with rock lee
Things I hated about rock lee & his ninja pals:
The misogyny.
The misogyny.
The misogyny.
Neji being overly proactive of hinata (makes me want to punch and bite)
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