#former students but he went to naruto. idk it melted my heart
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Things from Rock Lee & his Ninja Pals that I choose to believe are true:
Lee can twist his body around trees like a snake and turn his head 360 degrees
Neji is a dumbass, enjoys cross dressing, and has a big dick
Lee thinks neji looks cute in a dress
Lee wears a red bikini under his spandex at all times
Team gai has extreme sibling energy
Orochimaru wants to shave the heads of the hokage statues and can use a summoning jutsu to summon escalators
Neji hyuga, comedy genius. 8 trigrams 64 punchline
The byakugan can be used as a speedometer, watch videos on vhs, and analyze the taste profile of food
Kisame takes Samehada to dog cafes to make friends
Orochimaru has personal beef with rock lee
Things I hated about rock lee & his ninja pals:
The misogyny.
The misogyny.
The misogyny.
Neji being overly proactive of hinata (makes me want to punch and bite)
#ill be honest. its not a good show#the only good scenes to me were iruka walking up to naruto like bro wtf is happening? like he could have asked anyone. he was in a room of#former students but he went to naruto. idk it melted my heart#and naruto cheering up tsunade by doing a skit abt her healing someone. again warmed my heart before lee made it abt gambling#did the show also do irreparable harm to my image of lee and gai? yes but i mean we were already there so no harm done really#it did make me like neji and tenten a lot tho. to me neji will always be a dumbass and tenten always the streightman#overprotective neji can die tho. i want resentment and awkwardness between them. make it a slow road to being ok#rock lee and his ninja pals#naruto#naruto ramblings
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