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Fable nation, what the fuck is going on in the House of Commons. One moment we’re watching the jack box stream, the next Connor is pushing is c!Centross/Fable like its ‘the old days’ all over again
#/j /j /j#you do you connor#I’m just gunna back away slowly into the corner#To write my modern au wet bird fic#Yeah thats right bitches#fablesmp#fable smp
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kisses u on the forehead in an unmistakably samfrodo 2003 way
#the lord of the rings#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#lotr#samfro#thats the tag right? ive never seen anyone say frodosam#sounds like a magic word#anyway uh yeah. theres love and tenderness in that bitch#so much of it#top10 lotr scenes that altered my brain chemistry forever#return of the king#rotk
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they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#i drew this a few days ago but im so tired after work ngl . sittingnin bed like =__= ..#and im visiting family this weekend so idek if ill get to it until next weekend#but ya i love them i loge them so much#i love the tension in atots right after stanford comes back#and hes like writing sll this shit ab stan in the journal#while learning that he stole his identity and so on and stans like hey so i did this rly selfless thing for u can you at least#acknowledge it and they r just stewing in their own anger 😭#actually i love their dynamic so much . the arguing as they mimic each other 1:1 and rhe animosity and#ykw im gna make another post but the grammar stanley scene is my favorite#magbe its not post worthy nvm idc but thats probably one of my fav interactions in the whole series#its so stupid that u know its real HELPPlike yeah that rly isnjust how it is . in fact ive done more over less 🫶#HAHAHAHAH#ugh.love . lovee i wish#i dont think gf needs a continuation im totally in the 2 season boat here#but if they ever did a post series stan and ford exploration ohhh believe . trust tht i would not shut up ab it ever#i want to see them talk so bad . im so greedy bc i feel like they didnt talk enough in the series bc im partial 2 them i just want them in#everything .#i think their personalities are so fun esp bc ford isnt the annoying nerd archetype i like that hes a cocky bitch#and i like that stan is an equally cocky bitch and they both have too much pride that they butt heads over literally everythjng#but they also recognize how ridiculous it all is like 😭. even when theyre fighting over the journal they both r like ok pause r u ok#hmm.. so many ppl here capture their dynamic well too.😭at least the people who dont generalize either into a single personality trait yk#imso tired im tired#but guys i love talking ab ford and stan theybr so everything to me in ways i dnt think incould ever articulate like u see them and u just g#get it . ugh. turning my head and passing out . ford is so funny hes so stupid i love him i cant bekieve i was a ford hater im sorry ive#atoned im changed im a changed oerson i didnt realize the magnitude of his serve .but stanley as my day 1 will never change . just know .(k#idk if anyonf ever reads this fsr down but if u r here say cheesee📸📸
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A/N ::: 😳. Iiiii ... Ok. So I'm never this creative to think of such things like ... oh, idk. Kafka likes to roleplay with his girl - kinda fucked up things. Like, being a little rough in bed. Both ways - roughing and being roughed up. Idk. I just totally see him being the best fucking husbando/boyfriendo ever. Sorry Draken, Chifuyu, Mitsuya, oh god, and Baji. ANYWAY. Yeah. This Kafka stuff just keeps oozing from my fingers and I'm in no hurry to stop. I hope you guys enjoy this!
C/W ::: Roleplay (on the rougher side - not violent, per se - but not like petting a kitten either ... no pun intended), unprotected P->V, hands-on stuff, a little tossing of the other person around but like I said, I don't think it's like, too too rough. You've read this far, heed the warning if you think this won't be for you =). That's why we put them here!
WC ::: Under 1,200 (I'm coming back around, you guys!!)
MDNI UNDER THE CUT PLEASE, THANK YOU.
You bite your bottom lip as Kafka growls against your skin. His words and his tone are harsh, but his touch … it’s painfully soft. The slight pressure of his mouth, the rasp of his tongue against the sensitive skin of your neck. It makes your stomach flutter, and your eyes roll back.
He breathes heavily against you as he moves his mouth lower, to your shoulder, then down, across your collarbone and back up again.
"You're sending me really, really mixed signals here, Kafka. You're mouth is literally saying one thing while your body does another."
"You don't say," he says.
"I do say."
He huffs and lifts his head to look you in the eyes, his own dark, pupils blown wide. "What do you want me to say?" he says, his voice low, rough. "That I like you?
"I mean, yeah. That would be nice. But maybe a little consistency first?"
"I like you," he says, "But I also hate you. So I don't know. What should I do?"
You try to shimmy away from him but his grip just tightens and there's no way you can get out of his arms.
He leans in, his breath tickling your ear and you shiver. "Do you want me to let you go?" he whispers.
"What I want is ..." You sigh, "What I want," you say slowly, "Is for you to get over yourself." You take a deep breath. "I know that you want me, at the very least. Why are you being so gentle and rough with me at the same time?"
He huffs. "It's complicated," he says. "I like you. I do. And .... But ..."
"But what?" You ask.
"But nothing. It's not important."
He looks down again at your body pressed into the mattress. His hands sliding down your shoulders to your elbows.
You try to wiggle your wrist free from his large hand. You want to grab him by the chin and make him look you in the eye, but he still has an unreasonably tight grip on you.
He glances at you through his lashes, his mouth curled into a devious smirk. "You want something, little one?"
You shout, "That's it! That's it! I've had enough of your patronizing. You're gonna get it now, Kafka."
You can feel your temperature rise and your willpower falter. Mustering every tiny little ounce of strength you have in your much smaller body you flip him over so he's on his back. Though you have a feeling that he went willingly. You don't care though. You're just happy that the tables have turned - in your favor, too.
For now, anyway.
You squat over him on the bed and straddle his torso, placing your knees on either side of his ears, careful not to put too much pressure on his chest.
He laughs at you and asks why you're not putting your full weight down on him. "You think you're gonna hurt me, you little fly."
You see him smile at you, a sharp-toothed grin. "Come on," he says, "You're not going to hurt me. I want you to give it your best shot, though. G'head."
You lean forward, putting your full weight on him and he laughs. "Oh-hoh, now you've done it," he says. "You should not have done that."
The laughter stops and his eyes narrow as you press your hand to his cheek, running your thumb across his bottom lip. He leans forward, trying to bite at your fingers and you pull your hand away, making him growl again. This time in frustration, you’re sure of it.
You place your hand on his throat, pushing him back down onto the bed.
"Enough," you say, your voice low, barely more than a whisper. "It's time to stop playing around."
His eyes widen as you lean in, pressing your mouth against his. He stiffens at first, but then relaxes, his mouth opening under yours.
His tongue brushes against your lips, and you open for him, your own tongue meeting his.
You can taste the sweetness of his mouth, and the taste makes you hungry for more. You press closer, your teeth clicking together as you try to deepen the kiss.
Kafka wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer as you continue to kiss. You feel his cock harden against your thigh and you moan.
You press your hips down, rubbing against him, his cock sliding against your pussy through the thin black lace of your underwear.
You break the kiss, panting, your body is on fire.
Kafka groans as you begin to rock your hips, grinding your pussy harder yet against his cock.
"Fuck," he whispers, his eyes glazed over, his lips swollen from your kiss.
You reach between you, grabbing his cock, squeezing it tightly as you stroke it, your hand sliding up and down his shaft.
"Do you want me?" you ask, leaning in, your lips brushing against his.
"Yes," he says, his voice rough, his breathing ragged. "Fuck yes."
"Then," you say, kissing him deeply. "take me, Kafka."
An animalistic sound escapes his throat as he flips you over onto your back, his body pressing you down into the bed.
You moan as he pushes his cock inside you, stretching you open. He fills you completely, his cock buried to the hilt in your pussy.
He begins to move, his thrusts slow and steady as he fucks you, his cock sliding in and out of you. Your walls squeeze him tightly.
You wrap your legs around his waist, pulling him closer as you rock your hips, meeting his offerings.
You look up at him, face flushed.
He looks down at you, his expressions are intense, but he never shifts his focus. His movements become harder, faster. Almost desperate in his attempt to navigate this fare.
You gasp as you feel him hit just the right spot, making your vision blur. You dig your nails into his back, clinging to him as your orgasm hits you like a surprise wave. Despite knowing full well what the outcome of this would be, the result never ceases to amaze you.
He never ceases to amaze you.
Kafka groans, his thrusts becoming erratic. As he fucks you through your orgasm, he approaches his own.
He slams his cock into you one last time, his body going rigid as he begins to cum, his cock pulsing heavily as he fills you with all he's got.
You cling to him, your bodies pressed together, your heart racing as you both come down from the almost violent release of energy.
Kafka rests his forehead against yours, his breathing ragged.
"You are amazing," he whispers. "Absolutely … fucking ... amazing."
You smile and kiss him softly, your fingers stroking his cheek. "I almost believed you for a minute there, Kaf. Your growly voice is super sexy, but my god. I thought you were a little pissed for a second. Let's do this again. Soon, mm?"
You lift his chin to take stock of his face and you know you'll never tire of seeing his kind eyes looking back at you. "Hey, I love you, you know."
You can't see it, but you're pretty sure he's blushing. The heat radiating from his face against your shoulder washed up like a sunrise; It was slow, but you felt every little prickle of warmth overtake everything it touched.
He buries his face in the crook of your neck, his lips brushing against your skin.
"I love you too," he whispers. "You know I do. You know I'll never stop, yeah?"
You smile and close your eyes, letting the near total darkness of the room wrap you both up in a blanket of promises.
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#kafka hibino#kafka hibino smut#kafka hibino x reader#kafka x reader#hibino kafka#kaiju no. 8#kn8#kn8 smut#kafka x you#kafka x y/n#kn8 x reader#kn8 x you#kaiju no. 8 x reader#kaiju no. 8 anime#kafka smut#kaiju no 8 anime#kaiju no 8#kaiju no 8 x reader#holy f- need this man to pin me down and give me what for - be like how was that too rough too soft give me feedback#though i don' need it#he's become the man of my dreams even when i'm awake - i should check myself in to our cute lil psych hosp and rewire my brain cuz damn son#down bad for this one#fell hard but thats ok#yeah i realize how nuts i sound#knowing is half the battle#right#RIGHT?#i hope you guys like reading this as much as I liked writing it#and hahahahahahahahah#you ppl out there who like to bitch can't get on my ass cuz he's 32!!!!!!! ALREADY OLD BITCHES!!!!!
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he shouldve given him that hug he asked for in blackwater 🤷
#ok rdr2 spoilers in the tags now#DUDEEEEEEEE#WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIEEEEE#i was sitting with my brother and literally paused a few seconds before he died to do a 360 fit check#then talk about how in this group (bill me him and micah) he was the only one i cared about#THEN HE GOT HIS BRAINS BLOWN OUT#and micah had the nerve to say some “is he dead?” LIKE YES BITCH#also let me jusg say. and if im right dont tell me dont even whisper a word because if you spoil me ill find you#but micah is super suspicious. like that whole odriscoll thing#honestly i forgive pearson. i think . ok heres my theory#the odriscoll encounter really did happen but it was SET UP IN ADVANCE and micah totally set the whole thing up#but he manipulated pearson to have corroboration. or maybe hes just a racist piece of garbage.#YEAH THATS RIGHT DONT THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT COMMENT BACK IN CHAPTER 1#but i just dont like him. hes. ughhhhh#also hes ugly. but thats more of a personal choice on his part like that facial hair- atrocious#anywayyyyy#rdr2 arthur#arthur morgan#rdr2#red dead redemption two#red dead redemption 2#sean macguire#sean mcguire#sean rdr2#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#rdr2 fanart
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pfp comm for @tnwashere
#art#pfp icons#pfp#commission#comm#90s#vaporwave#gay people#yeah thats right im calling you out tn#go make out with your GIRLFRIENDS about it#BITCH!!!#:3
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Ok I'll maybe come back later w book quotes to support me but it's late so that's coming later lol
Nyra was such a compelling antagonist bc she started out so mysterious and clever and sinister and smart, and part of what I love about her character arc is that in some ways she kept that edge, that sharp mind, and in many other ways she completely devolved as she wrapped herself further in blind hatred and anger. Like at the beginning she wanted power and control over owls, of course, and by the end it felt like that came in a close second to "I GOTTA DESTROY THE GUARDIANS AND MY STUPID TRAITOR SON !!1!11!!!1!" and I LOVE that I LOVE IT so much! Ik I'm missing some nuance and detail here but its 4 am and I cant be assed to open a book rn
Anyways I was so glad when the antagonist role shifted from Kludd onto Nyra bc Kludd was very "violence is the question and the answer is yes" and Nyra was very "let's play mind games and THEN commit acts of unspeakable violence" and that spoke to me. It still speaks to me. I support women's wrongs. I love Nyra. I want her dead. I want to study her under a microscope. I want nothing to do with her. 10/10
#nyra#nyra gahoole#guardians of gahoole#gahoole#guardians of ga'hoole#ga'hoole#arthur rambles#yeah thats right im gonna try and keep my tags organized now bitches
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i love crazy contrasting 1p2p in every way(not every way). so i always subconsciously have 2P rusame be friends. unlikely friends etc. in whatever weird school au theyre friends. meri was probably bullied until he started hissing at other kids or something while rus2 was just like huhh okay yeah okay what fine. rus2 found him in a broom closet and it was as awkward as it sounds. in the weird stuckin1Pcoldwar au i have theyre friends also in the torturous existence. 1P rusame is too weird life is too short lets tomodachi✌️
#in comparison 1p rusame would be school insane psychological games social competition nerds MID OFF#2ptalia#i like the jp fanart where 2p ame is pitiful and gloomy. its cute#a little wannabe edgy but spare him he was left in the rain in a cardboard box when he was 2 years old.#i keep imagining a gay school au sorry. im gonna say shit now#rus2 is blunt and kind of. bad at reading signals. accidentally drags him and meri into karaoke with ame(enigmatic popular kid)#meri is like fuck my life... but he has a killer bitch face so people are like uwaa scary... hes brooding...#rus2 is like ah sorry i forgot you never had a normal teen friendship and clung onto (nada) all the time#meri is always coping like these people... dont get it... hes half right#they go to karaoke and ame sings really off key#actually i have a common daydream where ame's elusiveness is really funny to meri#he's like hahahaha what the hell that kids crazy ahahaha. like laughing at a cartoon#and then somehow he keeps being approached by ame (slow trying to step away) hes like noo... i dont actually wanna get close to u at all...#meri and rus2 probably play observers theyre quiet kids who go hmm im nooticing!#observing 1p rusames weirdship that everybody can see but they don't think anyone notices their crazyship#and rus2 is like oh two people talking and interacting alot. theyre friends. its just like a rivalry thing yeah?#while meri is like fuckkk the fucking golden boy is talking to us when ame talks to them rus2 is like#why dont you invite (rusia) to the karaoke arent you two friends#(ame mania face turns around)#okay thats all i got bye
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sometimes i feel like the people reading black butler forget that the whole premise of the narrative is a boy who saw his entire family and household massacred on his birthday is tricked into forming a revenge pact with a demon that was summoned by the cult that killed his brother after abusing the two preteen boys for weeks on end, to bring equal humiliation, pain, and suffering to everyone responsible for the aforementioned horrors committed against him. “its so dark” like yeah… what gave it away? “the subject matter is so heavy” again… what part of the narrative set up made you think it wouldn’t be? like you know how this is ending, right?
#like ive seen some pearl clutching at the noah’s arc circus stuff again#because of current events#and its like#yeah queens#shit is bad… its BEEN bad#like hello?? i know yana likes to distract us with curry buns and polo matches or what ever#but the backbone of this story has always been cultists and killers and psychopaths oh my#i for one am happy to be delving further into the filth#sorry some of ya’ll didnt get the memo that thats what Black Butler was always about#digging thru the shit to get to the worser shit#like i dont mean to be a bitch but some of the shit i read sounds like vitrue signaling like *well I WOULD NEVER*#like okay congrats i guess if you had better media literacy neither of us would be here right now#but since u are here can u like shush ant let me enjoy my depravity in peace?#oh my GOD rant#i have feelings on this maga and no one understands them#not even me#black butler#kuroshitsuji
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lol bnnuy
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#im so unhinged when it comes to this girl nobody fuckin understands#if theres one thing user k1rameki doesnt play about its ayana fnf! thats my wife right there#anyways oough im so normal ab aaibibi#shes so gorgeous i want her#PUT CHUBBY GIRLS IN MORE SKINTIGHT OUTFITS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#and yes chubby ayana is canon what can i say as a fat bitch myself i love drawing fat bitches#but yeah bunny aaibi!!! this is the second time ive drawn her like this actually but let me stop rambling#my art#doodlies with the bat#suggestive#fnf ayana#fnf ex girlfriend
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Imagine having escaped League for months only to be drawn back in by some gay artistic twink and his toxic relationship with his serial killer boyfriend.... couldn't be me :')
#hwei league of legends#lukai hwei#hwei lol#jhinhwei#khada jhin#whats worse is i started as an adc main (Jinx for life) the slowly transitioned to a mage main (Neeko and Taliyah for life) and now#now im just a Hwei main :')#hes so fun too goddamnit riot right as the whole vanguard bullshit drops too#i was so close to escaping :')#okay thats a lie im a massive Jinx and Neeko simp id never escape but i hadnt played at least#also yes i have played Jhin as well so i suppose ive just come full circle#also also my first win on Hwei i had a Jhin on my team. coincidence? i think not bitches canon#....yeah imma stop now
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“High and Dry” by radiohead is so Owen Harper coded.
#sobbing listening to it rn#yeah owen harper right there#through and through#this bitch never fails to break my heart#and thats why he’s my favourite!#doctor who#torchwood fandom#torchwood#dr owen harper#owen harper
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you know what? at least he got his wedding. i guess ,
#liz blogs#knight rider#knight rider spoilers#kr#knight rider liveblog#stevie makes me so fucking sad you dont understand. you dont understand. oh my god.#''at least i could always run into you at the supermarket'' ''thats how i do it too'' yeah. yeah. about that. uh. um. not. anymoRE#oh my god. at least they finally got their wedding. oh m y fucking god. it was beautiful for all of 8 minutes#this episode really smacks you with horrible grief over michaels two best relationships. its not bad enough about stevie#but then kitt rushes to his side after he gets shot. protects him. calls the ambulance. follows behind it the whole way there and looks#after him. god. tapped into the camera in his room and saves his fucking life. SITTING IN THE PARKING LOT FOR WEEKS#AND MICHAEL GETES OUT AND GOES 'YEAH ANYWAY IM LEAVING THE FOUNDATION' BITCH ??????? BITCH ??????????????#WHAT HAPPENS TO KITT THEN 8( YOU CANT JUST LEAVE HIM BEHIND HE'S YOUR FUCKING BUDDY !!!!!!!! HES YOUR PAL#OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO CRY FOR LIKE THE 8TH TIME#BUILD ANOTHER CAR. PROGRAM ANOTHER AI. THIS ONE IS MICHAELS HE SHOULD GET TO KEEP HIM FOREVER#IM GOING TO CRY MY FUCKING EYES OUT OH MY G O D#i was right to be upset and nervous for this episode. i was right. i was right. oh . my god.#knight rider is ruining my life actually. jesus christ. i thought michael was actually going to Kill for the first time. oh my god.#im so upset. about the tv show. im so upset im in grief im going to cry#Again.#she threw himself in front of him. she threw -#''haha funy show about a guy and his car'' -- five months later i am never recovering. i am never recovering from my decision to watch kr#jesus. FUCKING christ oh my GOD
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talking with my brother and he was like ‘lmao what if they juiced magneto- just a bottle of magneto essence’ like bro i dont think we’re thinking the same thing when you say all that
#do i tag this nsft. well its there now just in case fjWPDNSKSK#snap chats#yeah what IF they juiced magneto… milked him even ILL STOP I HAVE TO GO#‘snap how the hell does this even get brought up’ ok let me explain#we were talking about My Rivals Addiction and were trying to justify buying a ps5 for games other than rivals#and i was like ‘ok well we habe like two months before the battlepass changes’ cause King Magnus right#and my brothers like ‘youre gonna buy it AGAIN’ and IM like ‘its just $10 thats the same amount as my drink- and i DRINK that thats GONE.’#magneto forever right and THEEN my brother was like ‘yeah you cant drink magneto i guess’#girl a bitch wishes he could !!! but i cant so guess ill die#or drink my pear whiskey thing idk. i said i wasnt going to spend money this month and i guess i reallt shouldnt djWOWND#LAST ONE FOR THE MONTH I SWEAR. just need one after this week..#my father would say thats irresponsible and he right…. so ill wait until st pattys sPEJSK#to be less insane my brother and i agree Magneto Juice would probably taste like nickels 💀💀💀 prob not worse than what i drink anyway tbh…#nickels and like. a wet leather wallet. thats what i imagine magneto would taste like if you threw him in a blender roOWSNSKS
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stopped crying so I thought my antidepressant kicked in but no I just ran out of sadness temporarily 🤞 holy shit im miserable
#shitboxposting#i had a good day today actually I just forgot my bedtime pi|ls & didnt sleep early enough#so now im doing Bad right now specifically. it will pass#aw fuck ive got therapy this week the hell am I gonna say. yeah I feel like butt shit homie#im gonna get a bad grade in therapy for not being self sufficient.#i need a bitch to lay on top of me and play with my hair while I cry like actually thats all I can dream of lately. jesus fucking christ
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tbh if ryuji knew there were two (2) whole more dragons in this franchise i dont think he’d have ever died just from the sheer will of needing to kick the shit out of them too
#snap chats#no one even knows what happens to the Y0 lieutenants in the epilogue i dont think like. tf are they#and i mean. how olds tendo about the same age as ryuji and kiryu yeah he and ryuji could throw down at least oncd#if majima can fight ryuji at 12 then fuck it these fists are rated E for everyone#greatest crime rgg fandom has ever committed is never doing a ‘hes squidward/youre squidward/im squidward’ joke#id do it but im going through an existential crisis and its going to get worse later#happy mothers day btw. to those who celebrate.#moment of silence for the dead-mom gang or wishes-their-mom-was-dead gang#every bitch in this franchise falls under that category thats so fucked up Dead Mom Gang not Wishes Their Mom Was Dead#but yeah Main Point Right like. like there’s shibusawa/kiryu/ryuji/tendo#we can be funny and include ichi and jo as two halves of a dragon to make one full dragon. just to make ryuji mad
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