#Yeah I’m a massive hypocrite

[mod-olivo]

Funny how I’m majoring in psychology and I’m SPECIFICALLY learning about how sleep, hydration, and consumption of food are important for mental and emotional health and how energy drinks and late nights are really fucking bad for you and yet I’m still awake into the early morning—

[iwatcheditbegin]

How are people still twisting themselves into pretzels to defend the m*tty thing?

[frankoceanluvrr]

𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 - 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑

pairing : friends to lovers , fem!reader , college!peter, college!au

warnings : nothing serious. english isn’t my first language, urdu is! so please tell me about grammatical errors like spelling and punctuation as those i struggle with

summary : [Name] and Peter have been friends since college started. He soon finds out his friend has a ‘crush’ on the masked vigilante Spiderman, and cant help but feel a little jealous.

italics = flashbacks !

“What you drawing?” Peter smiled, looking at your notebook.

You quickly shut the book closed, looking at him laughing, “you’ll say it’s dorky.”

“Oh, come on? Me saying somethings dorky? Isn’t that like, hypocritical?” He said, tilting his head.

“I guess nerd, forgot you take physics” You said, “and anyway, we’re supposed to be studying. Not focusing on little doodles”

“Please [Name], I promise I don’t think you’re secretly the biggest dork ever” He sarcastically stated, “and I definitely do not think you’re a bigger nerd than me.”

“How dare you cross that line!” you say, holding your hand on your heart, tilting your head back.

While you were doing your dramatics, he quickly got your notebook before you could even react.

“Hey! That’s private property.” you gasped, watching him gloat since he got the book.

He opened it and flicked through the pages to see simple notes covered in Spiderman doodles.

“Oh, wow dude you really are a dork” he laughed looking at every drawing, feeling himself blush a little bit.

“Aren’t you literally in a robotics club? Or what about the time you made me watch all of those Star Wars movies? How about the time—”

“Okay that’s enough” Peter interrupted, looking around the library.

“Exactly, I cant out nerd the nerd” you shrugged, “I bet spiderman isn’t a nerd.”

“He most definitely is. Probably old and wrinkly” Peter said quickly, “yeah, he definitely has crusty bleached hair and 47 years of age.”

“You really think so? I’d love him no matter what then. I’ve actually met him before.” You said, completely unaware of who you’re exactly talking to.

**

“Are you alright?” The superhero said, looking at you while you attempt to carry new furniture into your new student accommodation.

“Yep, I’m good. Great, actually. I really like this lamp” you tried acting cool in front of the superhero, but he could tell you were secretly fangirling anyway.

“I can take some of those in you know, it’ll be easier with two people.” He offered, watching you stare at all the boxes, “which floor will you be on?”

The mask gave Peter confidence, it made him feel like he wasn’t scared of anything. It was like he was a complete different person with the mask on.

“Sure, I’m on the bottom floor so it’s not a massive job. Anyway don’t you have like, superhero duties to attend to or whatever? Sorry, that definitely came out rude. I’m very thankful you’ve offered to help me and-” you rambled, wanting the ground to swallow you up whole.

“No, no, it’s fine honestly. I’m happy to help you”

You obviously couldn’t see, but he was smiling so hard under the mask.

Peter had been crushing on you since you first met, and it’s safe to say you felt the same. But neither of you confessed your feelings, in fear of what might be ruined.

After moving all your furniture inside, you had thanked him about a million times.

“Your smile is beautiful, by the way.” He said, looking at you.

**

“And that’s how spiderman helped me with all my furniture. He’s such a gentleman” You smiled, pretending to be all smitten, “He even said my smile was beautiful.”

“He wasn’t wrong.” He said, barely audible.

Without the mask, Peter was very shy and awkward. The mask “completed” him, and he was always said he was nothing without it.

“Who even uses the word beautiful anymore? The chivalry! But he probably says that to every girl, right?” You giggled.

“No” he said quite quickly, only to receive a confused look from you, “I mean like, obviously he won’t say that to every girl because none of them have a pretty smile like you.”

Your eyes widened slightly as you could feel the heat in your cheeks rise. All you could muster out was a simple “shut up” as you looked away.

“Aw, did I make you nervous?” Peter teased, still flipping through the doodles.

“I want to kill you” you said, still attempting to hide your blush.

“Moving on,” Peter whistled, “I stand by the fact he’s probably old and musty.”

“No, no, he sounded young. Also, I saw his abs through his suit. Definitely not that old.” You smirked before bursting out laughing.

Peter clenched his jaw for a second, then realised his crush was literally checking him out.

“Gross.” Peter said, not even trying to wipe the smile off of his face.

a/n : part 2 :

[hana-no-seiiki]

tw/cw: (16+ only please) yandere and religious themes. bitchy reader. mentions of sex. slut shamer! reader

I’m having my sadist yun era like legitimately am having a mental breakdown on Playboy/Playgirl/Playperson(?) reader rn it’s not healthy oh god.

Except they’re a massive hypocrite and an absolute bitch and a half.

Sleeps with everyone and I mean everyone in the campus but when it comes to people asking them out their excuse is always “I can’t date someone who isn’t pure.” yeah whatever the fuck that means.

Uses religion as an excuse and whatnot. You say that when you seriously date it’s basically marriage so you’d rather not have someone who isn’t completely loyal to you or even has a chance to cheat.

Yan could have literally held hands with someone else before they met reader but nooooo sorry can’t be with ya.

And omfg when they meet their match? An equally slutty yan? hoo boy.

Whore! Yan is absolutely head over heels with you. Every person they fuck is in your name. They always imagine you to be under them. They’re doing this mostly so that they could build experience and connections to get with you but also cause they’re just horny af.

Mission failed successfully because after a few nights with them they ask you out and you just take one look at them before going

“Me? With someone as filthy as you are. No thanks. You’re a great fuck. That’s all.”

And their world just fucking shatters.

[o0anapher0o]

Learn how to fall

Tommy was still lying in bed when the knock on the door came. He hadn’t really slept a lot last night. As it turned out breaking up never got any easier, especially not when you were breaking up with one Evan Buckley. But it was nine am so he might as well get up and open the door.

He wasn’t quite prepared to see Eddie, moustacheless and his gym bag over his shoulder, eyebrows rising as he took in Tommy’s dishevelled state.

“Hey, man. Weren’t we on for Muay Tai today? Did I miss a text?”

“No, I didn’t…,” Tommy shook his head. “I honestly didn’t think you’d come,” he admitted.

“And miss the chance to beat the crap outta you?” Eddie joked, but it didn’t sound quite right.

“Have you talked to … Buck?” Tommy asked cautiously. He had simply assumed that Evan would turn to his best friend after Tommy had left, but maybe he hadn’t.

“Oh yeah, he came over last night,” Eddie smashed that idea immediately. “Not gonna lie that’s part of the reason kicking your ass sounds like a really good idea right now.”

Tommy huffed a mirthless laugh, but grabbed his garage keys. “Fair, I guess.”

“And if you happen to want to talk about it, well I guess I could listen,” Eddie added.

Tommy appreciated the offer, but “Not really.”

Eddie shrugged. “Okay.”

They made their way over to the sparing ring in the corner, changing into their gear and starting their warm up routines.

“You’re sure though?” Tommy couldn’t help ask halfway through stretching. “I never wanted to come between the two of you and I still don’t. I know that your friendship with him is more important than ours. And I… I would understand if you didn’t want to be mine anymore.”

“I am, you won’t and it is,” Eddie said. “Buck is my best friend, always will be, but I can actually have more than one friend, Tommy.”

“I do know that, but-“

“Look, I’m not gonna pretend like I’m not mad at you. I am because you hurt my best friend and I’m about to punch you about it; or that I don’t think you’re an idiot, because you are. But if I stopped being friends with everyone who ever made a really dumb mistake, well, for one thing I’d be a massive hypocrite, and I’d be a massive hypocrite with no friends, so…”

That did get a small smile out of Tommy. He had been completely prepared to loose everyone connected to Evan, Eddie, Maddie, Sgt Grant, everyone in the 118 family he had tentatively (re)connected with over the last few months. It was only to be expected and he deserved nothing less. Knowing that at least Eddie was still willing to give him the time of the day sent a wave of emotion over him that had him blink rapidly for a long second.

“So,” he said after he had cleared his throat. “You gonna tell me what happened to your face then?”

continue on ao3

[icekingofhope]

who is your favorite character from LMK? And your least favorite?

oh well I have many favorites of mine although my main favorite is the camel ridge trio (Peng tusk and azure) they are honestly not just my most favorite villains of lmk but in media

And what the season 4 special did to them was such bullshit but I already went in why I hate the special before

Cause like I can see their cause and actually rooted for them to win in season 4 I can see why they want to dethrone the jade emperor and why they wouldn’t let anyone stand in their way!

especially considering the times of ancient China cause let’s face it despite how beautiful and amazing the ancient times were…they were really problematic cause like slavery was a thing and normalized back then

and we also have problems in modern society with politics world hunger etc so it would make since why azure Peng and tusk would do the things they do and I can understand why they felt so betrayed by wukong cause imagine your leader who you haven’t seen in 500 years (assuming they didn’t even know he was sealed away under a mountain) and hearing about him again but he is working for a monk who was a celestial to get scriptures from India and your said brother had attacked not only demons but your old sworn brothers as well and even killed one (aka macaque)

I would honestly feel betrayed and angry myself yet I love how azure doesn’t hate wukong or hold grudges he literally was gonna keep him in the scroll till he killed the jade emperor then he would have released him and help him see reason

like I can talk about these three All damn day they are my absolute favorites of mine and they deserved a lot better then what the special did (and azure definitely did not deserve to be villainized and transformed into some type of tyrant and don’t say “well he had a lot of power so-“ my friend he was king before and from what I seen in jttw he was a great leader he literally calls his soldiers little wind cutters and don’t say they were always evil keep in mind it was wukong who attacked first they weren’t gotta hurt the monk or anything it just when wukong attacked they got pissed off cause it this)

and it makes me sad that people would hate these guys subjecting them to stereotypes that Peng is a asshole azure is a evil person and Yellowtusk…well who cares about him? Cause like all three of them are amazing characters in the show and book and mythology (even though it’s mostly Peng who is most of the mythology)

anyways for my least favorite…

it has to be either xiangliu or the mayor

unfortunately I could care less for xiangliu like I personally think he is a massive hypocrite and also batshit insane-

like he is not a monster he is just a psychopath cause who in their right mind literally starts the end of the world CAUSE OF FUCKING CHAOS?!

Now he may probably come back in next season I don’t know but right now I hate him

for the mayor….to me I don’t really also care much to me he is just the lady bone demons servant and it sucks cause like we don’t get to see why he is the way he is and why he fellows lady bone demon like a lapdog

and it feels weird at the end of the season 3 special he is nowhere to be seen i feel like if they expanded his lore more i may would have find him cool but like there is barely shit about him

(also I kinda hate his design it just looks so basic like I’m not asking for full details but make him not look like a business man with a bad haircut)

so yeah my main favorite is azure Peng and tusk and my least are either xiangliu and mayor

[annes-andromeda]

I have a lot of feelings about supposed leaked Alicole sex scene. Yeah, I know we always have to take these things with a grain of salt but like:

On the one hand, I’m happy Alicent and Criston get to have a (hopefully) consensual sexual experience after all the shit they’ve gone through. And while I know Team Bl*ck stans are gonna call them massive hypocrites I really don’t give a shit, I ship them with all of my heart and they deserve it. And at least Alicent isn’t having bastards and placing them on the IT like a certain someone🙃

On the other hand, though, I am PRAYING the writers didn’t put the scene during B&C and change the fact that B&C bound and gagged Alicent in her room before going to Helaena and her kids. Cause then I guarantee people will say “oh if only Criston wasn’t sleeping with Alicent then he could’ve stopped B&C!!!”

And also they haven’t really been focusing much on Alicent and Criston’s relationship compared to Rha*nicent. Not only that, but the two have been shown to be extremely duty bound and have had heavily traumatic sexual experiences. So for some people, it might seem completely out of no where and OOC.

Idk Alicole is like the one thing I’m looking forward to in S2. If they fuck that up too, I swear to god, I am jumping ship and I’m not even gonna bother with this fucking show

[normystical]

“Hey. You’ve never seen my real face! Lovely to see you after your little break! Tylenols been saying some things about me, that aren’t real great. So I feel like I should state…”

“The toxic gossip chainnnn! I just was trying to comfort him! The toxic gossip chain, I have to say, it seemed easy to talk to! The toxic gossip chain, should’ve chugged along the tracks you hypocritical ASS! I’m just a demon wo-man, and I shouldnt have to stand, against these rumors, but hey. At least you’re having some fun!”

“So, greetings everyone! I’ve been summoned to talk about some things. Even though katena says I shouldn’t talk about it, she didn’t say I couldn’t, sing, about it! So you better listen”

“Around 12 years ago I made a few deals with Shizukana! But not some predatory deal like you’re trying to suggest! More of some, small kind of deals! I was just trying to help him, with the others! You know how you go to a party and that one friend who tries to include you with the people you hate and you’re like, “NTY!” That wasn’t like me! I helped him! It was helpful!”

“I’ve been in the afterlife for over 20 years! So because of that I’m a pretty powerful demon, but once I met you all, I realized I probably should have taken it slower! There were times talking to him when I would make him mad! Just annoying, nothing weird of me! I’ve owned him for years you see! And I’ve treated him better, and acted responsibly.”

“But you won’t listen to me will you!”

“So let’s see the toxic gossip chain! Always being rude with the, accusations! The toxic gossip chain! Melting me with the, defamation! The toxic gossip chainn! Keep calling me cass you, fucking ass! You lied upon my name just to get more fame. You want me to be defamed, but hey! Keep having your fun!”

“In all seriousness I love this attention! Sure having to make an apology is annoying! But I actually didn’t do it this time! Defamation is annoying when used against you! And I would never do something like grooming to Tylenol! Overall he’d be much more vocal about it wouldn’t he! Oh, you won’t ever believe me! Alright!”

“I thought that you want the truth! But thats a massive goof! Huh! You just want me gone, off this lawn! While you act perfect, like you’ve never done shit wrong!”

“Oh your complaints, “That won’t excuse it!” “We’re friends!” “He hated that!” He sees you all tiny rats!” 

“I’m sorry I didn’t realize you’re all reconnected so please, criticize me! Bring out the pure salt from your lovely friends! And we’ll just conveniently forget how it ends! I’m sure you really hate this, stupid-ass-responcee! I know you wanted me to say I was, completely wrong! Sorry I feel like making you mad, so let’s just ignore these rumors, that, let’s be real, are horrifically bad.” 

“Hey everyone I found out what happened to Ty! He hated us and talked to the wrong guy! But don’t fact check it now, no. You threaten me with salt every time I see! You don’t need any help in your little schemes. So exorcise me flick and damn! There I go…”

“I wanna take another time to talk about Tylenol or Shizukana. Yeah him? He agreed to all of this. I gave him the option, and now he says I didn’t.”

“I never took advantage of emotional distress! Sure I existed when his life was a mess. I always rely in the dealees, to decide if they wanna work with me.”

“Did I groom Retez? Yes!”

“Did I manipulate Shizukana? Yes!”

“Have I married someone, to make you all feel eugh? Yes!”

“Did I groom anyone else at all? NO!”

“But does it really matter what I say? No. Since everyone has decided that I will always lie about my actions! So. It’s not fun to have everyone think you’re the worst demon in the bunch… even though there are tons worse! So I just wanna say that. The only thing I’ve ever groomed are my 2 persian cats! I’m not a groomer! Just a loser… who didn’t understand I couldn’t talk with Shizu and I’m not taking advantage of him even though everyone thinks so! Because 12 years ago I walked him to school! So! Even though this song SHOULDNT change anyones mind about me… I still thought I should—‘take accountability’! And for my wife, who halfway supports me: thanks! And for everything, my intentions were always pretty shitty! So I feel pretty grrrreat!.”

“The toxic gossip chain. You’re, definitely missing something. The toxic gossip chain… trying to chain me to my past. The toxic gossip chain. While you listen to this track somethings happening in the back. These aren’t rumors, they’re facts. I highly doubt theres many gaps, I survived every crash and hey! Keep having your fun!”

“You know, just so everything is crystal clear, even if you understand! You’re definitely not confused!”

“I get that I’m a terrible person! But please, don’t cancel me oh-noooo! Sometimes I can be awful, and not have an online presence! Crazy! Ik! Sometimes I can make a conscious decision and you don’t have to take it, and break it! And excorsize it, and make my demise out of it and— oh noooo!”

“Sometimes I’m an awful person just because, I wanted to! And that isn’t anything different, thats just— me!”

“But what do WE know?”

“Fuck you all right?”

MSNSH BRO I DIDNT EVEN LISTEN TO THIS SONG YET, I HAD TO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE JUST FOR THIS 😭

rip(?) my habit of reading "not a groomer, just a loser" to the tune of frustration tears lmfao

not a groomer~ just a loser~ do u want 2 inspect my eeeye...

not mad or upset or anything just letting you know </3

[starryjkoo]

https://www.tumblr.com/starryjkoo/769233955285352448/tkkrs-and-kths-really-going-to-bully-away-one-of?source=share

Taekookers are the downfall of this Fandom lol. and given how they have given feee pass and a big space to tkkrs in the fandom despite knowing how most of them are jimin antis I'd say armys deserve that humiliation. But idt they even care since they do agree with what taekookers say most of the times because otherwise tkkrs wouldn't be getting 10k likes calling jimin abuser would they?

There was a time i used to feel bad/upset/angry that everyone calls armys toxic but it's been long i have accepted that yes it indeed is a toxic Fandom. What's good of this Fandom who lets everyone shit on one member and even hide/defend the people who does so?

Saw them saying that jm solos is because of whom jm gets the most hate as if he deserves getting dea/th threats because of his solos like they're totally justifying the threats and hate he gets so by their logic armys are the reason BTS are getting shitted on with 100k likes tweets every other day it seems? Well should i say deserved then?

I’ll almost always take ARMYs side over general kpop stans because I believe most kpop stans (not the normal ones minding their business) are bitter, hypocritical losers who are always looking for an excuse to hate on and discredit other idols (especially BTS) BUT -

Yeah, I’m never going to fully get over my resentment towards ARMYs for enabling tkkrs and allowing them to grow such massive platforms and have such presence in the fandom. Sometimes I look at how toxic things are and just think, deserved. And I agree, tkkrs are the main reason for the deterioration and division. There are other factors at play, but tkkrs sit at the center imho. And because I’m petty, I’ll admit that I have enjoyed the few times ARMYS were humiliated because tkkrs and their psychotic behavior were put on the jumbotron (like the post-Paris walk tkkr incident).

Anyways, yeah the Tetris situation is particularly upsetting because he didn’t do anything wrong and yet he’s getting mass harassed (literal threats and slurs, hundreds of ppl doing this) and you can tell how genuinely upset he is. And you don’t see a single big or even medium sized ARMY account in the quotes trying to shut that down or sincerely apologize to him (also no hit tweets about how nasty and vile KTHs & tkkrs are…). Maybe things have changed since I last went online (I hope so), but I was only seeing jkkrs, PJMs and some JM-biased in the quotes and comments. And I agree, I think one of the main reasons is because half of this fandom are tkkrs who agree with him getting harassed ngl, or they already dislike him because they think he’s too JM biased and resent him for it. It’s so messed up.

I want to say that it’s easy to miss these things sometimes so I understand why more ARMYs aren’t talking about it, but nah this time I’m genuinely perplexed. I’ve seen ARMYs bring attention to much lesser issues and this is actually pretty horrifying and could have lasting consequences for the group - so why aren’t they all over this trying to clean it up? Weird as hell and inexcusable to me. If he stops reporting on BTS it would be absolutely deserved.

Mind you, he was the one who wrote the article ARMYs were hyping up a few weeks back where he mentioned BTS paving the way. I bet he also advocated for them being included that high up on that list to begin with (greatest pop stars of the 21st century iirc). They don’t like him because he’s visibly JM biased and because he doesn’t fully understand all the insane fandom rules and nuances, but Tetris has actually been a source of such positivity for the whole group and a rare ally in western media. But they’ll throw all of that away because they think he’s too biased (& bc apparently he’s a “jkkr” because his two favorite members happen to be jkk, the two literal most popular members where he's from).

And on your last point, yeah 100%! The cognitive dissonance with some ARMYs and their logic sometimes? The way that literally the same day they were in the quotes fighting for their lives against the kpop stans who were blaming the harassment BTS receives on ARMYs, ARMYs were trying to blame the harassment Jimin receives on PJMs? Like, so which one is it? Don't they see the flaws in their own logic, because they're basically giving the greenlight to hate on BTS then. Even today that same gang of TH biased tkkrs I’ve complained about on here before were blaming Tetris for the hate Jimin was receiving instead of their buddies, tkkrs and KTHs. The hypocrisy of a lot of this fandom is realllllllllly frustrating sometimes.

TBF I have seen ARMYs call this kind of thinking out several times, once even in defense of Jimin, but obviously it’s an opinion that’s still pretty prevalent in the fandom and it’s frustrating and massively hypocritical.

Anyways, sorry for yapping so much. Maybe one day I’ll answer an ask without writing a whole essay 🥴 But today really bothered me, and I feel bad for Tetris. And my usual disclaimer, ofc I know it’s not all ARMYs and there’s plenty of normal ARMYs who love and support Jimin too. But yeah some days I really feel like this fandom is seriously cooked and they mostly have themselves to blame for it.

[cartoonguy08]

So I saw this one board thing a while ago and I thought it’d be fun to do it just cuz, and also so you guys know me a bit better 🤙 (I should probably do that one pinned post where people intro themselves huh?)

More detail if you want, as well as the board I used to do this with 👍

Movie - Hunchback of Notre Dame: Guys this movie is my everything and my childhood I was TERRIFIED of it as a kid but now I watch it and admire every aspect of it every SPEC and crumb of this movie is everything to me. The animation to the soundtrack to the characters to the backgrounds—OMG CAN I MENTION THE BEAUTIFUL BACKGROUNDS FOR THIS MOVIE JESUS—everything, absolutely everything of this movie is beloved by me ESPECIALLY my all time favorite villain Claud Frollo, guys, I LOVE (HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE ABSOLUTELY HATE HIM I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A BLENDER SO BAD OMG YES TAKE HIM TO HELL GUYS I HATE THIS GUY I HATE HIM SO MUCH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️) him so much you wouldn’t believe I am an absolute SUCKER for characters who are just the shittiest people ever and that are villains and that deserve everything that happens to them because they are massive hypocrites. Did I mention why I love Claud Frollo?

Hobby - Drawing: In general, I try and draw as much as I can. I’m pretty busy with school and friends and life in general but I will never pass up a moment to just doodle silly cartoon shit. I love cartoons, they are everything to me, and I will give me life to become in animator holy shit. I love it, I’ve been loving it since I was born dawg 🤙

Animal - Rhino: Literally no explanation for this except I love how majestic and cool asf they are. I went to the zoo once and I couldn’t stop admiring them guys, they’re absolutely gorgeous.

Character - Soldier: No specific Soldier for this cuz I love both of them. I wish he was real because I would die to meet him lol. My entire personality in a nutshell 💀 He is my life, he spins in my head on the daily and he makes me love being American lmao (RIP Rick May, you made such a lovable character, fly high man)

Color - Mustard Yellow: I have a beanie the same color as this and legit it made me love the color. That and I love mustard in general

Place - Quiet library: AND I MEAN QUIET, I love being social with people but sometimes I just wanna be left alone. Dawg, the library at my school is the shit, it’s so quiet in there and I can sit on a sofa and just chill. Great to relax 👍

Season - Winter: Unfortunately for me I live somewhere that does not snow at all. Which kinda sucks- BUT it sprinkle some snow every one and a while. It’s also just not about the snow but the weather, I like the breezy feel, the chilliness of it all. I can wear hoodies and beanies and my kickass baggy pants lol. And the blankets. My grandma got me this one comforter that’s immaculate, very comfortable, very soft. Love my grandma 🤙❤️

Song/Album - Void in Blue: WHERE DO I BEGIN WITH THIS SONG? The feeling I get actually has me ascending bro. The background instrumental the LYRICS THE ECHO, OMG THE ECHO THOUGH- my favorite part of any song is if it has an echoey effect to it, and THIS nails every part in the song. It’s great, please guys give it a listen it’s so good it’s like crack to me I listen to it on the DAILY

Food - Root beer Floats: I know technically it’s a drink but you could still eat it with a spoon, so I’d say it counts 👍 Anyways this shit is the bomb, love Rootbeer in general by FLOATS?? Amazing, I could eat them everyday if I could because they’re so good. Very refreshing. One time I actually went to Denny’s and asked if they had one and a nice waitress made me one lol, very sweet hole she’s going good 🙏 Also fun fact: I tried it in middle school and it became my LIFE

Pretty sure that’s all? Yeah that’s all. Thanks for reading if you wanted to, now you know a bit about me heh. Hope everyone’s having a good day 🤙🤙

[cal-daisies-and-briars]

HI CAL HAPPY TUESDAY!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ my beloved

HEY DEVON! LET'S GO!

153 sentences Jesus.

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“Well, I’ve been thinking lately.” Eddie says, following him into the house, down into the living. “And maybe I’ve been thinking too much lately, you know?”

“What about?” Bobby asks. He takes a seat on the couch. 

Eddie sits in the chair adjacent to him. “Uh… Well, this stays between us, right?”

“Of course.”

Eddie clears his throat, feeling suddenly very nervous. He hasn’t run this by anyone yet. This is his first sort of litmus test. If Bobby shuts him down, it’ll be kind of a massive blow to any momentum he might be building.

“I am thinking about proposing to Buck.” 

Bobby coughs, eyes bugging out a little. Eddie’s heart sinks.

“What?” He exclaims. “Do you really think it’s that bad of an idea?”

“No!” Bobby exclaims. “No, no.”

“Man, Cap, I really thought you’d say, wait six months or something if you were going to shoot me down,” Eddie practically pouts. “Not look at me like I'm insane.”

“No, Eddie,” Bobby insists. “You’re not insane. I don’t think it’s insane. I think it’s wonderful!”

“Could’ve fooled me,” Eddie grumbles.

“Sorry.” Bobby apologizes. “I’m sorry. I’m just… Uh… Surprised?”

Eddie takes a deep breath. He feels kind of nauseated. 

“Is it really that surprising?” He asks, a little helplessly. 

“No,” Bobby says. He’s saying a lot of that. Eddie still doesn’t understand. “No, it makes perfect sense.”

“You’re really confusing me, Bobby.”

“Eddie, I’m sorry.” Bobby sighs. “This isn’t what I expected to hear when you showed up, but I’m glad to hear it.”

“Yeah?” Eddie asks. “You don’t think it’s too soon?”

“Well, I’d be pretty hypocritical if I did,” Bobby smiles. “I think you’ve made it just as long as I did.”

Eddie’s lips quirk. “That’s true.”

“Do you think it’s too soon?” Bobby asks.

Eddie shakes his head. “Not really. It feels right.”

“Then why does it matter what I think about it?” Bobby asks. 

“Uh, because even though I really want to, I guess I’m unsure.”

Bobby nods, thinking on this.

“Not of Buck,” he guesses.

“No,” Eddie confirms. “Not of Buck.”

“You don’t trust yourself to make the right call here?” Bobby says. 

“I’ve done a lot of work on myself,” Eddie answers. “I know I’ve been making good decisions. And I still don’t trust myself.”

“Sometimes I think that self-doubt and inner criticism are as real as muscle memory,” Bobby says. “You feel a big life decision coming, and your body remembers that old panic. Maybe it’s what brought you here. Just like last time.”

Last time? Oh. When Eddie had thought Shannon was pregnant. When he’d been looking for a sign. When he’d decided to recommit for all the wrong reasons. 

“This is such a different situation,” Eddie says. 

“It is,” Bobby agrees. “I’m glad you know that.” 

Eddie nods. He does. He knows. He knows so acutely what the difference is. 

“Let me ask you this,” Bobby continues. “Are there any reasons you can think of why you don’t want to be married to Buck?” 

Well the answer to that is easy. 

“Not a single thing.”

Bobby smiles. “Then I think you know what decision to make.”

Eddie exhales. Yes. Yes, he does. 

“Thank you, Bobby,” Eddie says. “I knew I had a good reason for intruding on your peace and quiet.”

Bobby laughs. “It’s what I’m here for. And, hey, you don’t have any, uh, immediate plans for this do you?”

“Well, considering I’ve been panicking about it, no.” Eddie answers.

“No ring purchased?” Bobby asks. 

“No,” Eddie confirms. “I should… I guess I should do that.”

Bobby nods very quickly, eyes flickering back and forth in thought. 

“I’ve heard rings go on sale in June.” He says finally. 

“June?” Eddie frowns. “That’s a month away.”

“Mmm,” Bobby hums. “Mhm. Well, worth the wait for an investment.”

Eddie blinks. “Well, how worth it are the sales?”

“Significant,” Bobby emphasizes. “Plus, it gives you time to plan something. Lots of time.”

“Says the guy who bought a ring and proposed all in one day,” Eddie reminds him. He’s not exactly sure where this is coming from. 

“That is true. I did that.” Bobby nods. “This is just a suggestion, though.”

Bobby is swinging between wise and strange like a pendulum today. 

“I will take it under advisement,” Eddie says. “Thank you.”

Really, though, if Eddie is going to be planning a proposal any time soon - and he thinks he is - then there’s one person who he should probably consult. Not because she has any marriage expertise or special insight to Buck in particular. But because she’s his little sister, and he’s been making an effort to include her in his life ever since she moved here.

Yeah. Eddie’s next stop has to be Adriana's. 

🗲🗲🗲

Buck takes Christopher out to lunch at a fry restaurant he’s been begging to try. Fries! They just put different sauces and cheeses and toppings on fries. Buck is fairly certain it’s just ripping Canada off for their poutine, but whatever. It’s delicious. Christopher has good ideas. 

He has Maddie on standby. If today’s chat goes well, she’s going to meet him at a jeweler he’s already researched. If it doesn’t, she’ll… Pick him up and take him to a wine bar after Eddie gets home to cry, presumably. A proportionate response, he thinks. After all, Chris was kind of a hard ass when they got together. Now, nine months later, Buck really hopes Chris trusts that this isn’t going to end in heartbreak. 

“So,” Buck says, halfway through his buffalo chicken fry monstrosity dish. “Chris, I was hoping you and I could talk about something.” 

Christopher - whose own selection is cheeseburger in theme - pauses mid bite, surprised. Maybe concerned?

[woman-respecter]

what did genshin/hsr incels do this time

really just typical behavior that they have been engaging in for a while. someone in the hsr server i’m in was like “hsr/genshin players are hypocritical for calling out female characters showing too much skin but ignore sexualized male characters” which is such a wild statement. like how are the male chars sexualized at all, or even nearly as sexualized as the female ones! its such a stupid statement but people are agreeing with him. one guy was like “yeah the fandom got bad because the games got mainstream” [read “was consumed by women and normies, not just cumbrained incel weebs.] they fucking haaaate that women play their game.

i asked him which male chars were sexualized and he didn’t answer but i know that s korean incels got pissed at the designs of lyney (genshin) bc he wears shorts and looks “gay” and imbibitor lunae (star rail) because he has a chest window and *gasp* exposed shoulders. meanwhile the female characters have massive boobs and skintight bodysuits and even personalities that cater to the male gaze. like look at raiden shogun (yes she is pulling a sword out of her boobs), a popular female character in genshin, vs lyney, the character they claim is sexualized.

not even comprable! i just hate how out of touch these guys are with reality.

[quibbs126]

So I was thinking of another swap au thing where the villains are good and vice versa for Cookie Run, like I did before with Dark Cacao and Dark Choco and the Licorice Sea, since while I like that one, I admit the scope of “swapping” is very limited, since for all intents and purposes, the two were the same as their originals, just something happened to Dark Cacao. And I suppose that Dark Enchantress and her group were more benevolent. (Although now that I think back, I think I may have intended it to be this was one difference in this world and not the only one, but whatever)

But anyways yeah, I had another idea this morning and I wanted to share

Okay, so basically here, I’m focusing on the Ancients and their Soul Jams, as the big difference here is that the Soul Jams Are corrupting the Ancients. But also like, they don’t know it’s corrupting them. Like, when they first started out on their journeys together, they were still largely the same as the originals, but after finding the Soul Jams, they became corrupted over time by them, each vying for the other Soul Jams and for more power, while also becoming crueler and their negative traits being increasingly amplified. They eventually started waging all out war on each other’s kingdoms, not resting until they had the other Soul Jams, leading Earthbread into chaos

White Lily didn’t have a kingdom and she largely stayed out of the conflict as an opposing force (rather planning on taking them from the others when the dust settles and they’re all weakened), but still continued her experiments with Cookies and learning the purpose of their creation. She still goes to the Witch’s Banquet and gets rebaked, but here, her rebaking disconnects her from her Soul Jam, freeing her mind from its influence. Afterwards, she realizes that she and her old friends were basically being manipulated by the gems, and her quest to obtain their Soul Jams is now about destroying them and ridding the other Ancients of their influence, in hopes of possibly saving them. The Dark Flour War is more her intervening in the conflict to stop them all.

Unfortunately, her efforts are only partially successful. She was able to shatter the Soul Jams and keep them out of the Ancients’ hands, and her efforts led to relative peace in Earthbread, as the others were also weakened without them and couldn’t continue their wars, but they were still under the influence of the Soul Jams (though perhaps lessened somewhat), and it’d only be a matter of time until they’re reassembled once more, and now she was imprisoned and unable to do anything outside of trying to guide her followers, both in their attempts to better Earthbread and to free her

Dark Enchantress probably isn’t called “Dark Enchantress”, given her new heroic role, but I haven’t figured out what other than “Light Enchantress”, but I feel like that sounds kind of silly

I feel like this swap has the potential to massively change other characters, considering the fact that the main characters in question have long lasting impacts on the rest of Earthbread, but I haven’t exactly figured out how other characters are changed in this au, only White Lily/Dark Enchantress

I’m also not sure how the kids of the Ancients would be different, since while their parents are horrible versions of themselves, I’m not sure if they’d be like, cruel parents now or something, or how their different influences might change them growing up. Like, maybe some follow in their parent’s footsteps, but others see it as wrong and rebel, I’m just not really sure

The only thing I really have is that I imagine Pure Vanilla to be a straight up “holier than thou” sort of character, where he still acts like a benevolent, saintly ruler, but he’s incredibly hypocritical and looks down on pretty much everyone, most of all his former friends, seeing himself as above all their petty conflicts, despite also waging war on them

Edit: oh wait, another idea, this time for Pomegranate Cookie. So basically she was the priestess for the Pomegranate Village, but instead of turning to darkness and destroying her village, since Dark Enchantress is more a benevolent force here, she simply left the village to join her side so that they might be able to save Earthbread. The high priestess we meet in game is just the person put as her replacement for the time being since she’s out helping the Enchantress. And also they don’t hate her because of this, since there’s not much to really hate

But yeah, hope you think this sounds interesting to you, I thought it was a neat idea

[longing-for-rain]

This is a different person from the last ask but lmao I saw an ask on that old confessions blog mentioning about the person running that blog being an incest shipper (they even mentioned their main blogs url). If this is true that's one of the most hypocritical things I've seen on the internet. Like do whatever you want nobody can stop you (just stay tf away from me), and dislike whatever you want, that's reasonable. But don't be a massive fucking hypocrite about it lol.

Oh it’s true and I’m definitely judging lmao

It’s so embarrassing; she whines that Zutara is “too vanilla” and that we should all be cool girls and wank to incest like her, because I guess she thinks that makes her subversive and edgy when really it’s just the biggest self own ever. Especially when you go around acting like everyone who thinks you’re gross is a “puritan” and openly encourage toxic coping mechanisms and behaviors.

But yeah I guess whining that Zutara is boring because the characters aren’t blood relatives didn’t get her anywhere so she turned to whining about how “toxic” it is and how we’re all committing a hate crime by criticizing the way a certain character was written. Lmao. You’re not going to get picked, babygirl, at least not by any man allowed within 50 feet of a preschool.

[mrsbsmooth]

Hello.. Hope you're doing well. I noticed that you are trying to play on Theo's route for this LITG season 8 as well, so personally I just want to ask your opinion about the newest episode. By the time I ask this, hopefully you already played it so I won't be thinking all night that I gave major spoilers to you, but the episode today brings any MC on Theo route to whole another level. Let's just say I'll jump at any chance to get closer to Theo as much as possible but I can't help thinking that maybe if we taking things to the current top (and maybe some more in the future episodes) before the next recoupling, it's gonna come back and bite us like the way they did it in S5 with all MC that did Finn's route, no matter how like they wanted to come clean, they gonna be labeled as being sneaky behind everyone's back, massive cheater, hypocrite etc. It may come as soon as the next episode in the Movie Night, or maybe when the recoupling night happening. Or maybe just like in Ozzy's route in S6 at least... Also I feel like Claudia is really in massive mood swings everytime it mentioned or happened in front of her. Like I can't get any signals if she's ok with us trying with Theo or not. What do you think is gonna happen? Thanks for taking time reading this looooong questions. Have a good day!

Hhhhhhhhhhh gooooddddd

you took the words right out of my mouth (🎶it must’ve been while you were sucking Theo’s dick just like I did kissing me🎶) what who said that?

Yeah, this is not gonna end well. Me and Kyle were in a pretty good place and I’ve just cheated on him. Claudia is my friend and I’ve just fucked her man. If me and Theo couple up and win love island after this???? No. We deserve to lose hardcore.

I’m really hoping we do. I’ve wanted since S2 for our actions to have consequences again and this whole tempting fate thing just reads as CONSEQUENCES! I want a Theo route to be an unwinnable route unless you never once kiss him outside a challenge. I want Kyle to lose his shit when he finds out (poor darling I feel a bit bad)

GAHHHHH this is not gonna end well for super hot bitch Sophia™️ or any of the other stunning MCs who have dirtied themselves with a Theo route SIGH.

[lumi-klovstad-games]

"No Love Lost" aka "Ailani Meets The Emperor Again"

A short scene in which Ailani, the recently returned Second Primarch, meets what's left of the Emperor for the first time in 10,000 years to declare her intentions. And finally get a lot of crap off her chest.

Gonna be honest, this is basically Daddy Issues: The Fanfic.

Ailani had made it before the Emperor at long last. She barely remembered what he’d looked like, if she’d ever known even a fraction of the truth of his appearance at all, for all his psychic posturing. But what sat on the Golden Throne was barely the man who was barely her father. A massive, decrepit corpse, more skeleton than man, more deceased than deity. Yet the pressure in her brain told her that something connected to that body was still VERY much alive… and it was at least somewhat aware of her.

The Emperor’s Daughter failed to bow or kneel, and this did not go unnoticed by the attendant Custodes. She stood there, sizing up this undead monument to a single man’s arrogance, ego, and mistakes. Her green-stained eyes looked him over. Her ears heard the whirring and clicking of the ancient machinery of the Golden Throne.

There was much silence for a long while. It had been ten thousand years, and their last exchange had almost come to blows much as their first had. Her last act in his Imperium was to fire on his soldiers and betray his trust by favoring her people above his orders. What was there she could possibly say? Would it even do her any good at all? Was whatever was left of the Emperor even cognizant enough to answer in any way? There was only one way to find out.

“I've returned.” Ailani said, breaking the silence.

Her head filled with unfiltered thoughts that were not hers.

TRAITOR

DISGUSTING

DISAPPOINTMENT

ABERRANCE

The Second Primarch laughed darkly. 

“Yeah. It’s nice to see you too, Dad. I suppose we both are just going to have to accept that we’ll always be a disappointment to each other. I for not being who or what you wanted me to be, and you for being an irredeemably arrogant bastard. I mean, I admire your ability to consistently remain true to your character, even if that character has always been less than stellar. I'm not sure what was more impressive: your ability to remain consistently unpleasant around me or your knack for making enemies you didn’t have to have.”

ABOMINATION

MISCREANT

APOSTATE

REPUGNANT

“You know, I never liked you much either. But the ideals you sold me? Those were maybe the only good you ever put in my life. I never really believed in your Imperium or your Crusade. I certainly never believed in you – how could I when the first thing you ever did around me was express your revulsion for my identity and then try to kill my parents?”

FALSE

KIDNAPPERS

CORRUPTORS

HYPOCRITE 

“Still refusing to admit you’re wrong. 10,000 years and how many wars to end all wars and you still haven’t changed. Well, you may not have believed a damn word you said when you poured honey in my ears to get me to come to Terra the first time, but they were words worth believing in. And as far as I’m concerned, you already got what you deserved.”

The Custodes reached for their weapons, but did not draw. Not yet.

SANCTIMONIOUS

UNGRATEFUL

UNNATURAL

BROKEN

Ailani let out a judging laugh.

“Ungrateful? Ungrateful?! My legion and I did good work. We did what we were told to do. What we were MADE to do. Made, BY YOU, to do. And we did it well. Our lives were dedicated to your mandates, your purpose. But because I wasn’t the child you WANTED, you never trusted us. You took my family, my community, my whole WORLD hostage to ensure my loyalty. But I did the work. ‘Maybe,’ I told myself, ‘maybe if I work hard enough, if I prove my usefulness, he might ease off. He might see that I’m just as worthy as my brothers. He might realize that he doesn’t need to hold a sword over my family’s necks to make me keep my promise.’ But you never did. Nothing I did was EVER enough for you! I will ALWAYS be a deviant in your eyes. A freak. A mistake. But I’ve finally realized, that’s not MY problem. It’s yours. And I’m done letting the people of this Imperium suffer for this grudge. I’m back, and you’re not. You can just sit there and simmer. I’m done with you, and I don’t expect I’ll speak with you again. I’m a healer. I learned triage a long time ago. I know better than to waste energy and resources on a lost cause when there’s ways to use them to do more good elsewhere. So that’s what I’ll do. The Imperium is wounded. It’s sick. It’s in pain. Untold teeming billions upon billions are crying out. They need help.  So I’m going to help them however I can. They didn’t ask for any of this. Yes, they’ve done SO MUCH WRONG. They are so afraid and hateful, but that isn’t their fault. They’ve never known another way. It’s just another way they’ve been injured. And for all your faults, I know neither one of us ever wanted this for them. We both believe in a better tomorrow, and a better mankind to live in it, after all. On the oath I swore ten thousand years ago, I swear I will keep trying to make the Imperial Ideal the Imperial Reality. You can trust me, just like you always could and should have.”

The Custodes relaxed as Ailani turned to leave. She stopped at the door to the Throne Room. She had a feeling she needed to.

REMISS

THANK

YOU

̲D̲A̲U̲G̲H̲T̲E̲R̲

Ailani smiled. 

“Maybe I will see you again, actually.”