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usercelestial · 2 years ago

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the last of us really has gay heartbreak down huh?

#youre killing me here #the last of us #the ending of that episode killed me too

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hertwood · 1 year ago

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god i wish i could sleep. GOD I WISH I COULD SLEEP

#there is nothing more exciting abt moving apartments than the priveledge of not having a heating pipe that turns my apartment into a sauna o #if its the dead of night and my radiator is off it should be cold!!! i am dying for the privilege of not melting 2 death in my own home!!!#IT IS 60 DEGREES OUT WHY IS ANYONE IN THIS BUILDING HAVE THE HEAT ON #YOURE KILLING ME HERE #she speaks

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randomcerealbrand · 2 months ago

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OH GOD /VPOS

Art by @/pinetreevillain btw

the tragedy of timothy avvocata

dedicated to @pinetreevillain's take on rottmnt timothy <3 i love this boy so so much

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@/pinetreevillain || @/b0nkcreat || @/pinetreevillain || @/sunsbleeding || @/eucalyptus-sage || @/shanastoryteller || @/pinetreevillain || @/frogus || @/girlmostlikely || accident report in the tall, tall weeds, ada limón || @/pinetreevillain || @/castielsprostate || @/baseball-boyfriends || @/pinetreevillain || six of crows, leigh bardugo || circe, madeline miller || @/pinetreevillain || @/ghostdrinkssoup || nikki giovanni || @/pinetreevillain || @/buckykingofmemes || @/pinetreevillain || unknown || a history of my brief body, billy-ray belcourt || @/pinetreevillain || @/starpeace || closer baby closer, savannah brown || @/pinetreevillain || @/inanotherunivrse

#WHY #WHYY #WHYYYYDHWJGBF #YOURE KILLING ME HERE #AUGHHHHHHH #also what if I cried

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scarletlizzard · 11 months ago

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https://www.tumblr.com/scarletlizzard/746026131293143040/holy-shit-if-youre-a-bottom-for-and?source=share

At this point ma'am I think you're just looking to get punished by your dear "bottom 🫖" (we know that's a lie 💀) unless something shifted within your dear little brit that caused them to now be a bottom (I very much doubt it)

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Okay, FIRST of all, I'm much too charming to receive any punishment.

Secondly, maybe something did?? Y'all don't know what goes on in the DMs!

#scarletlizzard asks #🫦 anon #youre killing me here #im busting out laughing

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voice-from-the-dialtone · 11 months ago

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(Mod note: just pretend like helpful anons voice is still distorted because i dont wanna type that rn)

*helpful anon continues to cry*

*helpful anon chuckles*

well then!

-helpful anon

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#YOURE KILLING ME HERE #caller id anonymous

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samble-moved · 2 years ago

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post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

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sadagios · 1 month ago

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double victory, was it? (it doesn't feel like one)

i saw a post about 3L!Grian meeting SL!Scar, but since SL!scar never died i figured he can't see any of the winners nor join them before the next session, and they appear before him as shadows. also, i thought 3L!Grian would be really happy to see a scenario where scar didnt die by his hand and actually won.

❀ bonus sketch ☘

#someone has probably done this before but i. dont. care. i wanted to draw scarian angst anyway #i dont do well with lore but my braincells are trying their best #trafficshipping #scarian #desertduo #trafficblr #life series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtws #3rd life smp #third life #secret life #watcher grian #grian fanart #goodtimeswithscar fanart #mcyt #my art #also sorry. i rewatched grians finale ep and howd he go from TRAITOR! to oh no i cant kill you :(#how could you FOLD that QUICKLY . im baffled lol #also i just had to say secret life red life scar skin. so beautiful #and lilacs and poppies? i know theyre scarian flowers at this point but to me its very grian #like wearing that on your outfit... sir sl!scar do you even remember what those flowers mean. are you yearning for something u dont remembe #im going insane #and here I THOUGHT im not going to get into any ships. im a clown #AU - Shadow Winners

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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 2 months ago

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

#the final confrontation was basically his first death again #and YES he Does want the Joker dead #and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it #but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate #because he Wanted batman to pass his test #he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count #AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then #granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point #i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh #my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work #i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done #BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something #it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents #that love him and he can trust #the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here #i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob #while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away #anwya. where was i going with this #i think i got off topic #jason todd #dc comics #batman #ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand #they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option #EDIT EDIT: hiii #removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things #go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also #ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise

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stil-lindigo · 1 year ago

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the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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all my other comics

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#cw: emotional abuse #cw: gaslighting #cw: animal death #charity - a god whose name was only ever meant to be ironic #i love playing with the concept of religion like this #im not religious at all but i did go to a christian school for twelve years #and i remember learning about the story of abraham. who long story short gets told by god to kill his son to prove his love for god.#and at the veeeery last minute god goes sike! this was a test to see if you'd do it! here's a lamb to slaughter instead #but the whole concept of that exchange in and of itself is so #anyway #one thing i meant to include in the creative notes but i ran out of room for is that charity never calls cunning by his name.#it's just “fox”. which was a small touch to indicate that he never acknowledged cunning's identity outside of being something exploitable.#but for all charity's hidden disdain for cunning #he still stole all his strengths and coveted them. he became known as the fox god.#so maybe some part of cunning survived. despite everything.#“give me your heart.”#“my god. it had always been yours.”#comic art #hearteaters #stillindigo art #stillindigo comics #one more comic to go until im finished with this collection!!

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somerandomcockroach · 9 days ago

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I have a headache because of MOMU (from 72th chapter) (Also will link this art by Kef because for god's sake my brain took angles from here)

#I could not not appreciate well built scene for a kiss kill me #reading non stop for several days like a potato worth it damn it #I can't even get to 73 chapter properly I had to take a break fejshjhefqkw #I fricking can't from how well characters are from every side #I did not expect to see the other side of Soundwave in here #All the moments interactions and stuff ahdhgash the final part with how #Jazz technically led a rescue operation and aserhags Ironhide: What the frag?#The. Brain f***ery with Jazz and Prowl to the very end where only. Trust works. Not believe but trust #Yeah let me out for a bit I need a fresh air breath and suffocate #animation tag #momu fanart #transformers #maccadam #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #wait I just checked #Kef I am sorry AHGDAH my mind used your poses it banged in my brain too hard WHEEEEEZEEEE

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wolfythewitch · 8 months ago

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My thoughts on the champion!Patroclus au are so disorganized I have not slept, but know that the main reason for its existence is that fictional men are infinitely more attractive when sweaty and covered in blood

#i mean i have other reasons #like the study of wrath #and this idea of achilles training zagreus to defeat the champion (by death) and by proxy he will be killing patroclus #and also something aristos achaion something If he truly is the best of the Greeks then why doesn't he come up here and kill me himself? Etc #open invitation to flirt through battle by student proxy #patroclus before stabbing zagreus through the chest: tell your mentor i expected better from aristos achaion #achilles: oh i see how it is

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vaguely-concerned · 1 month ago

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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh