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ONE WOULD THINK.
THAT SOMEONE'S NAME.
BEING WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS.
ON EVERY SIDE OF A CONTAINER.
WOULD INDICATE THAT YOU SHOULD.
AT LEAST.
ASK SAID PERSON.
IF YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF WHAT IS IN THE CONTAINER.
AND THAT YOU SHOULD UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE.
TAKE SOME WITHOUT ASKING AT ALL.
ONE WOULD THINK.
#the dork is being a dork#I BOUGHT#THOSE#FOR#ME#STOP TAKING FOOD THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR#YOU ARE A GUEST#YOU'RE A GUEST#YOU. ARE. A. GUEST.#YOU DO NOT GET TO JUST TAKE THINGS#YOU DO NOT GET TO JUST MOVE THINGS#YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE DEMANDS ABOUT THE ANIMALS#YOU DO NOT GET TO HARASS THE ANIMALS#YOU DO NOT GET TO ACT LIKE YOU ARE THE KING OF THIS HOUSEHOLD#like jesus fucking christ#i'm not getting into any of the rest of that but fucking COME ON#for context#i bought some cereal bars that i can grab to take with me when i go to work#because otherwise i just don't eat until i get home which means i'm often going over 12 hours without food#because i don't leave myself time to eat before i go either and that means i wind up eating one time a day#i bought them to help curb some of my disordered eating#so it really fucking throws a wrench in that when someone ELSE is eating them and they're gone when i need them
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Due to the robins getting progressively younger, A lot of neighbourhood kids seem to think they can also be a superhero. Jason, who knows firsthand the dangers of being a kid vigilante (he died as one, after all) opens up a Martial arts Centre for the kids of Gotham.
there’s no payment required, and you can see kids who look like they wouldn’t be out of place in the Wayne manor suburb helping a younger crime alley attendee perfect a punch-and-grab combo.
He calls it ‘Jaybirds nest’, runs it as many nights he can afford, and tries to discourage the young children from a hero’s life while still teaching them how to defend themselves.
#There’s no uniform just dress as close as you can to a traffic light#the kids LOVE special guest day because all these cool hero’s come help host#Batman teaching a little girl how to knee someone between the legs#Jason screaming encouragement#text post#batman#jason todd#batfam#random thoughts#red hood
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it drives me crazyyyy that like. palamedes is out at canaan house with tenderness in excelsius for dulcinea. the perfect regency era gentleman. every moment is the pride and prejudice hand flex scene. if the pov character was attracted to men even a little bit the narration would be filled with swooning. he’s lowering her gently into chairs and handing her tea so that their hands brush and looking at her with those big grey eyes of his. and all of it is WASTED because it’s NOT dulcinea it’s CYTHEREA. FUCK
#PUNCHING THE AIR#i think a lot about that line from unwanted guest#‘i loved you. i love you still. i would have worked out how to love you better over time.’#like. what if dulcie HAD made it to canaan house. what if she and pal HAD met. what if he HAD treated her this way#would things have been different? would they have had more time???#FUCK dude. they GET ME#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#gtn#gtn spoilers#palamedes sextus#dulcinea septimus#paldulcie#tlt#nat og#1k#2k
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Well, you heard it here first folks; Nick Nelson loves Charlie Spring.
HEARTSTOPPER 3x04 "Journey"
#heartstopper#heartstopperedit#heartstopper spoilers#tvedit#tvfilm#filmtvtoday#userstream#dailynetflix#userbbelcher#usertelevision#lgbtq#useraurore#tuserpris#userlix#useralien#userrsun#useranne#userrlaura#usergoose#**l.myeditss#what mf plays 'blue' at a party gawddamn do you want your guests to sob scream cry#1k
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doodles :3
#ethan winters#mia winters#resident evil 7#resident evil 8#resident evil#i don’t think ethan would say ‘damn bitch you live like this’ but it was all i could think about when going through the guest house#anyway#he’s so pookie#also i haven’t gotten any further cause my power went out for a week but like whateverrrr#<further in the game#my art#mithan
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the more we see of harrenhal the funnier it is to me that house strong has produced three of the most normal and reasonable characters on this show, and the fourth is weird in ways that seemingly have nothing to do with having been raised in a haunted castle
#maybe if you grew up in a castle built on the roots of weirwood trees where it rains indoors#and guests are haunted by visions of their past guilt and mistakes#the drama that comes with the governance of the realm is nothing to you?#and larys’s schemer tendencies don’t seem to have anything to do with harrenhal and just him trying to get power however he can#the only person in that place who actually acts like they live in a cursed castle is alys rivers lmao#pie says stuff#hotd#house of the dragon#harrenhal#house strong
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🌸 The Art of Scarland is here!
60+ artists gathered together to conceptualize Scarland as a real theme park. The result is 181 pages full of care and detail, to show appreciation for Scar's passion project. Enjoy!
🔽 Dоwnlоad Link
▶ Do you want this to be a real physical thing in your hands right now? Please let us know by answering our Printing Interest Check form
#hermitcraft#scarland artbook#goodtimeswithscar#jellie the cat#Guest appearences of all the hermits:#pearlescentmoon#impulsesv#zombiecleo#bdoubleo100#grian#mumbo jumbo#keralis#and many more CC's ! but you would need to keep a keen eye for that#reblogs appreciated#and our askbox is open for any comments and questions!
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another background practise but this time not exactly rain world
#my art#rain world#rainworld#slugcat#background#practice#practise#have no idea how to spell practise#i think aperture science should be honoured to have such a guest#portal#portal 2#aperture science#oh my i didn’t realise how late it is#goodnight tumblr#i need a name for you guys#drop your name suggestions in the comments 😋😋
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Hotel Fenton
Red Hood stared at the building that seemingly appeared out of nowhere in Crime Alley. Below his mask his eye twitched at the very elaborated and very bright shining and blinking sign on the buildings wall spelling out 'HOTEL FENTON' though it looked like the word 'HOTEL' had only been added recently. The building in itself was also strange. Red Hood was pretty sure no one would actually willingly step into a building like that.
"Are you seriously expecting to investigate this shit?" He muttered into the coms, knowing perfectly well that his brothers were watching through the integrated helm camera.
"Yep. You lost the draw." Nightwing sang from the other end of the com line. Red Hood was going to glitter bomb his Appartement later. He grumbled something inaudible once more before taking another step towards that strange building. But froze before he even set his foot completely on the ground.
A scream echoed through the building. His hand instantly went to the gun buy his side. Then a crash. Wide eyed Red Hood watched how a chair came sailing out of one destroyed window. More shouting followed now clearer. Someone was complaining loudly and...
He took a step back from the building as fire sprouted out of the broken window but before he could even tell his siblings to send back up the fire got extinguished by a sudden block of ice growing out of the window. Red Hood blinked, muttering a half hearted "Did you guys see that too..." Into his coms before the slam of the entrance door to the Building caught his attention and he came face to face with a little girl that had obviously slammed the door she was leaning against.
They stared at each other for a moment before the girl dusted herself off and grinned.
"Hi! Welcome to Hotel Fenton the place to stay for Ghosts, Shades, Undead and More! We are a little preoccupied with a some of our current guests but I am sure there is still an open place for a fellow undead and halfa in the making!"
Red Hood's eyes narrowed under his mask but before he could ask anything, a fucking man that had vague similarities to Bruce crashed through the wall cool-aid way with a good damn Talon in his arms that was obviously trying to gnaw on the arm holding it, a second man followed close behind floating and shouting vehemently that "JACK THAT IS NOT PLAY FIGHTING YOU DUMBASS! IT'S TRYING TO MAIM YOU!"
There was only one thought went through Red Hoods head at that moment, his sibling perfectly echoed over the coms.
"What the fuck?"
#dp x dc#dpxdc#crossover#dcxdp#danny fenton#fenton family#jack fenton#ellie phantom#dan phantom#vlad master#Meddie Fenton#jason todd#In which the Fentons plus Vlad fled their home dimension because of the GIW#They fled together with their entire house#and opened a hotel for the undead in the middle of Crime Alley of Gotham#It goes as well as you can Image#The talons are one of their first guests staying over....#Crack prompt
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no sé cómo decir nadaaa
#language learning#langblr#i know what you say mostly#and What I WANT to say#but Can i say it?#NUNCA#la vida duele#had a guest teacher today and I was participating more#and SO many times I was like#i know what I want to say I understand the question and what the answer is#but HOW do I say it in Spanish
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I started drawing this next day after I finished Act 6
13 or so days and it's finished!
Main things are traditional and Loop's body was edited digitally after
Unedited it looks like this
I've been torn on how to do Loop's body for the entirety of lining, also
A bit sad the main lines are visible only as a wip, most of this thing is literally just a ton of sharp lines
I think it's also my first day of drawing, Loop is just a sketch here (feat. my leg)
I even finished the beans before it so they were a moral support, because if you let me things like this take a year
#fanart#my art#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#isat loop#loop#traditional art#artists on tumblr#Phew#So anyway this was my way of figuring out my thoughts after finishing the game#I didn't even actually finish it with credits playing at that moment#This type of art is my therapy#And in a way literally how my personality works from big figures to small details of thinking about anything#It's really calming!#I won't tag paper figures but they're here#Like special guests#In any case the funniest thing was showing this to my English teacher and she was like 'wow this looks stressed' or something#Like she immediately looked at the lines and after I showed her my old Flowey drawing like this she was like#'oh it makes sense! This one looks calm but this one is clearly you not feeling good'#Because I was kinda#Like sitting there in the semi-park and feeling sick since morning before I started drawing this and slowly I got better#I already talked about this on my first 'big' isat thing - I needed to think a bit#And not think at the same time just literally letting myself sort stuff out#Like. I fell asleep at 6 am that day and woke up at 10 4 hours of sleep after playing full Act 5 and two hats stuff IS STRESSFUL#SUPER STRESSFUL! Like I felt like I was playing for 4 hours while sleeping#Anyway by the time I finished it aka today I'm feeling way better and I'm literally talking a walk right now#Touching grass as we speak#Anyway phew!#Now to that animatic that's plaguing my mind to draw it nowww
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You're in your room in the House of Lamentation, held down by the Avatar of Lust. He's got you secured in place just the way he wants you - back against the bed, face up towards the ceiling, eyes closed for the moment. He sits on your stomach with a brush in hand. Two heavy pouches are on your chest containing everything from basic moisturizer to specialized lip oils in a rainbow of colors.
"Just going to blend this a bit here," Asmodeus murmurs to himself. He adds another layer of eye shadow while returning to his story, recounting the time he watched a Little D try to rob a pastry shop. Absolutely hilarious, it was like a comedy sketch. You feel the gentle yet purposeful dab of the brush tugging at your skin and wonder if Asmodeus can see you blushing under the foundation he applied.
Every couple of minutes, he rakes his nails over your head as if moving hair aside. Powder is sprinkled on your face, making your nose tickle. You twitch and sniffle.
"Ah-ah! Patience!" he chides. The weight on your stomach shifts and the offending dust is blown off by a warm gust of Asmodeus' breath. It smells like berries. The sensation lingers on your mind more than the setting powder.
"Just leave everything to me. Your eyes are done now, so... Part your lips a little?"
His thumb is already on your lower lip, the rest of his fingers cupping your chin. You hear the clinking of glass as he roots around for something in the makeup bag. His pinky finger taps against your neck to the unmistakable rhythm of his favorite song. "That's my dear. Juuust like that."
His story now done, Asmodeus moves on to talking about his plans for the rest of the week. He's expecting a package from a new brand deal that's already been delayed twice and the company refuses to apologize. "Can you believe that?"
Your lips are wet and sticky from a fresh coat of... something artificially sweet. You don't respond, but his question was rhetorical anyway. On a whim, you flutter your eyes open. Asmodeus is leaning over you like a master craftsman lost in the trance of work. He's so close that the ceiling is totally obscured and you can almost make out your reflection in his pupils. It takes until he finishes swabbing something on your philtrum to notice that you're focused his way.
The instant he meets your gaze is obvious. He cracks a stunning smile, his face softens. He sets his tools aside, lining them up next to you. You feel his legs tighten around your ribs and he chokes back a giggle.
"Aah! I can't take this. You're so kissable, but that'd ruin all the work I just did! You're a sinful human, you know that?"
Asmodeus seems to be mulling over something in his head, but the way you smirk in response sends him over the edge. His lips are meeting yours. His palm hoists up the back of your head so he can make more skin contact without smearing your cheeks. The bags in his way prevent him from going overboard, but there's pressure on your chest as he pushes down to see just how far he can go.
With a final "mmph," he pulls away so you can breathe again, taking pleasure in the way your body moves to gasp down air. You wonder exactly what he's painting on your face, as his lips are a bright pink reminiscent of his sin color.
"There! Now we match."
#this was only meant to be like 3 sentences help. what do you mean i've been typing this for an hour and a half.#hiatus for the next week as I'll be at another con! i'll be a guest judge and busy the whole time.#obey me swd#obey me!#obey me scenarios#omswd#obey me shall we date#hey i know that people dislike a lot of tags so if i'm overusing tags pls let me know uwu#obey me x mc#obey me x reader#obey me asmodeus x mc#obey me asmodeus x reader#obey me asmo x reader#obey me asmo x mc#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmodeus x you#obey me x you#obey me fluff#obey me fanfic#obey me fandom#obey me drabble#obey me imagines#om! asmodeus#obey me#obey me x gn!reader
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Souls are permeable-> The more you interact with a person the more it changes you. This is obvious when it's in friendship, and or it is a chosen change. But even if you don't want to change, knowing others will change you will regardless, in ways you may not be able to predict. That is the nature of all relationships, we are not static things. Yeah. That's it, just gonna think about this one all day
#the unwanted guest spoilers#the unwanted guest#tlt#the locked tomb#tamsyn just casually reminding us in everything she writes that existence is change whether you like it or not#it will change you willingly or kicking and screaming doesn't matter it will
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WWE Special Guest Referees + Cnty Outfits
#no 1 priority when you are a special guest referee should always be to serve looks#aj lee#randy orton#trick williams#seth rollins#shawn michaels#chyna#lacey evans#la knight#wwe#wweedit#wwe gifs#wrestlingedit#costumeedit#fashionedit#tw flashing#userrobin#mine
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Unexpected Guests Chapter Ten, Act Two: Page 11
First / Previous / Next
Papyrus' special attack lives up to the 'attack' part of it's name, delivering an impressive 3 hit combo! But Gaster finally lands a solid hit of his own...
The long battle continues next time, on Feb. 1st!
#undertale#undertale comic#unexpected guests comic#w. d. gaster#gaster blaster#undyne (undertale)#alphys (undertale)#frisk (undertale)#whoof. now i hope you all can see why it took me a while =u=;;#not just blaster poses but blaster poses at odd angles
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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)
suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.
the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.
#dead boy detectives#edwin's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard#and he's like 'this is incredibly inconvenient. we must be getting on with our investigations'#charles: is there a convenient sea monster around? that solves all my unwanted guest problems#jenny: nobody expects me to be a queer role model to them right?#jenny: because fuck you all if so#niko: i have so much manga that can do that for you#jenny: ... you know what? it's fine. i'll do it#jenny: first things first#jenny: do NOT treat niko's manga as a how to be gay guide#jenny: do NOT let her matchmake#jenny: and do NOT think that means it's fair game to be a bitchy old queen at her#edwin in the background: i would never! niko is a delight and a gift and i'm happy she's here#jenny: because unlike you free-loading fucks niko pays rent on time and in acceptable currency#simon: why are all the cats glaring at me?#crystal: i need popcorn for this#night nurse: [full scottish outrage] why are the lost children multiplying? i sent you to hell not a bloody football pitch
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