#YOU GOT THE JOB
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today is thursday, july 6, 2023. have an amazing day today and enjoy your gerard way of the day.
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I NEED ALL HANDS ON DECK ANALYZING THE DRUM MESSAGES MY BRAIN IS ON HYPERDRIVE CONNECTING DOTS I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED
#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEYVE HAD THIS SHIT FUCKING PLANNED OUT FOREVER#LIVE LAUGH LAUNCH#I BET IT WAS YOU#GET IN THE CHAIR#MANHUNT#I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU#GET IN THE CAGE - SURE#DONT EVER CHANGE#DESTROY#YOU GOT THE JOB#OFF LEASH#THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS#HAIL#SWAN VARIATION#KNIVES FOR DAYS#EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL#HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE#TERROR#BARK BARK BARK#UNKILLABLE-S#ENDLESS NIGHT#IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND#my chem#my chemical romance#drum messages#mcr 2022#long live the black parade#mcr 2025
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You know what time it is….
* Regardless of whether you like your actual workplace or specific current practice (e.g. if you hold a nursing degree, you work as a nurse even if it’s in an area of medicine or a clinic that you don’t like)
Survey questions adapted from survey issued by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.
#tumblr polls#employment#HOW WE WORKING GIRLS GOTHS AND GAYS#no but I’ve been seeing a lot of mutuals complain about sending 10+ job applications out a week and it’s making me wonder#for those seeking a job: best wishes of employment upon ye ✨✨#you got this. you deserve so much more than this.
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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✧ROWENA HAIR✧
haven’t posted anything last month bc life got in the way so here’s something! it’s inspired by my current hairstyle; unwashed for days, a little bit of sea salt spray and overnight curlers for good measure :]
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BGC
both frames
teen-elder
hat compatible
24 EA colors + 17 custom colors
shadow, spec, and normal maps
all LODs
⚠ 22k polys ⚠
hair streak acc found in the left brow ring category (comes in 24 EA colors, color slider compatible)
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#ts4cc#s4cc#sims4cc#ts4 custom content#ts4 maxis match#ts4mmcc#ts4cc hair#ts4#the sims 4#what an awful week#i got fired from my first big boy job but it ok#lmao#im ok really#at least i have more free time now or w/e#not sad or anything#i swear#:(#it sucked anyway#it was an office job and my adhd brain couldn’t handle it#i’m in my early 20s and i feel so bad lmaooo#i set up a patreon tho so hopefully it helps me out financially at least a little#if you’re reading this thank you#and also sorry#perhaps i said too much#i needed to vent somewhere but i’m too embarrassed to tell friends and family about it 🧍♂️#might delete these later i sound so pathetic#anyway how was your day? :)
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horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3
#this was due two days ago but tumblr banned me from posting 😍#sry i had to alter the pose bc i CANNOT draw extended limbs i hope you don’t mind ely😭😭😭😭😭#hope i at least got the flowers and color palette somewhat similar (i did not draw any of the flowers you chose💔💔)#ANYWAY COLORING THIS WAS SO FUN FRFR I LOVE SIMPLE CLOTHING RAAAAHHHH‼️‼️#THE PROMPT WAS SO CUTE TOO…….SKK DANCE WAUGHHH#the ppl in my inbox can leave now i drew skk dance pls leave me alone 😔#THE PARTICIPANTS ALL DID SUCH A GOOD JOB HAVE A FUN TIME GRADING EVERYTHING 🙏🏼🙏🏼#(imagine having to choose between so many beautiful entries i would cry personally)#ANYWAY CONGRATS AGAIN YIPPEEEEEE ILY ELY THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND ♥️♥️♥️#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws#dtiysluneariann
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Eddie when he's certain of something vs when he's not
#911edit#911 abc#911#911 fox#buddieedit#eddiediazedit#eddie diaz#buddie#useremz#usereena#tuserdaria#alielook#userairam#my gifs#911 spoilers#great job my dude almost got me convinced you really want this#now let's run that one more time#with passion this time
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I would love a classic scene of Eddie questioning if he’s straight or not, and Buck swooping in with a, “I wasn’t sure until Tommy kissed me, so maybe you just need a guy to kiss you.”
Of course, Eddie would look right at Buck and ask, “Do you know anyone offering?”
And Buck, thumb hooked in his belt, chest out, would walk up to Eddie and say, “I think I do.”
Only for Chimney to interrupt the moment and yell, “Alright! Pucker up, buttercup. They don’t call me Mr. April for nothing!”
#then Buck would get defensive asking what Maddie would say about that#and chimney would hold up him phone and tell him he already got Maddie’s permission#in fact she encouraged it#then the rest of the 118 would watch as Buck flounders trying to convince chimney that he’s not the guy for the job#only for Ravi to shrug and tell Eddie he’s not sure he’s his type but he’ll take one for the team#of course Buck would finally be all I WILL BE THE ONE TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM THANK YOU#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buck x eddie#911#buddie 911#911 abc#911 show
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There's one in every friend group (and we love them).
Bonus--Confused Nick is confused:
#isaac and imogen we're with you 💯#yes nick you absolutely do#and yes charlie we want all the details#tao the king of getting involved and self-appointed sex ed expert you are killing the vibes here#charlie was gonna dish!#nick says no but really he's just SO happy to have friends to talk to about this#can you imagine if darcy got in on these conversations? “good job. carry on.”#i love this friend group with my whole heart#heartstopper#heartstopper netflix#heartstopper series#alice oseman#osemanverse#nick nelson#nick x charlie#narlie#charlie spring#nick and charlie#heartstopper season 3#season 3 heartstopper#heartstopper s3#heartstopper parallels#s3 heartstopper#imogen heaney#isaac henderson#joe locke#kit connor#tobie donovan#rhea norwood#tao xu
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)
god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah
#my love affair with the particular psychological damage bull has got going on continues unabated it Compels me#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#iron bull#AS IF you'd forget josephine's name even if you were just the successful mercenary captain you pretend to be you motherfucker!#the way he subtly controls the tone of that whole conversation is so fucking elegant and cool#say what you want about him and even though it's destroyed his soul bull does know how to do his job#(also the 'could've just been a guy in a spiked helmet orlesians aren't too bright' dig if you're adaar is just *chef's kiss*)
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I like to headcanon that it was his job to take care of the bathroom fish tank
#also based on my own playthrough of this game where I would stop to check on the fish like every day#I think about the bathroom fish tank a lot#like for one why is it there#for two who’s upkeeping that thing that’s a big tank#also makoto already had classroom pet duties in middle school#I could totally see a convo happening about who’s job it is to clean the tank and care for the fish and makoto just gets it by default#and he doesn’t even argue about it#do you think the girls also got a fish tank in their bathroom??????#makoto naegi#danganronpa#my art#fanart
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great news guys ⬇️
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Imagine telling somebody in 1995 that one day, Snoop Dog and Flavor Flav would both be beloved American icons highly associated with the Olympic Games. With Snoop acting as an official NBC commentator and carrying the actual Olympic torch in his 50s.
They would look at you like you were absolutely insane. What an incredible world we live in
#snoop has a rap sheet that includes arrest for drive-by gang rivalry murder on the streets of LA#and now he’s carrying an olympic torch and doing commentary on the women’s fencing event#flavor flav swooping in to fully sponsor the US water polo team bc they were working two jobs to afford practice#them gen x babies have got to be REELING#i mean obviously you can have the cynical view of celebs using the Olympics to improve their own image - which is also objectively true#porque no los dos?#Olympics
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"It was a raven that bore me news of Laena's death" he knows he fucked up
#they both did an incredible job in this scene#her little pause in that sentence you can just feel the grief#and the way he acts like a kid who got caught in the cookie jar#yeah she was certainly the older cousin who kept him in check#rhaenys targaryen#daemon targaryen#eve best#matt smith#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers
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Saw a post about working class butches in physical labour jobs and wanted to make my own, so: I love you butches who do childcare or early education. I love you butch nurses. I love you butch house cleaners and janitorial staff. I love you service industry butches. I love you butches who do sex work. I love you working class butches who do “feminine” jobs you are cool as hell
#butch#lgbtqia#lesbian#its me im butches doing stereotypically feminine work#when I was nannying full time I kind of thought of it as I was doing Nanny Gender#like especially bc I wore mostly dresses then for practicality reasons#which gave me The Dysphorias but yeah. my way of navigating that was to get a little fluid with it.#also even tho they don’t get perceived as such: all of these jobs are as physically demanding as many ‘physical’ jobs#like girly at least when I worked in a warehouse/delivery bay I got to sit down#look I could probably think of a better term than ‘physical labour’ but like. you know what I mean.#anyway. sometimes you have those I am uncomfortable when we are not about me moments#and then you remember that you can just go talk about your experience
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