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Snippet of my jayvik works for silco au.
This is sevika mildly trying to give Viktor relationship advice. In her own way.
"He's… decent looking. Tan. Got some bulk. Tall. I could see it, I guess. Probably. If I squint.” Sevika tells him, which is crazy, because they sort of look alike. Viktor, however, isn't actually that eager for the embrace of death, and will not be telling her that.
Jayce, in the middle of the room, laughs at something someone said. The music is loud enough that Viktor does not have to worry about his lab partner overhearing their conversation, they're far enough for him to hear Sevika’s words without her having to raise her voice too much.
The corner table they're in is his favorite table in the place for that very reason. The sound reverberates off the top of the walls, sound waves bouncing back and forth. There's a speaker over their heads, facing the middle of the room. Its sound doesn't reach them with the same intensity, not if they both sit as close to the wall as possible. He can almost feel the thumping drums right over his head. Sevika appreciates being able to watched the rest of the room without having to worry about her back.
“You're insane.” He tells her, hand shaking slightly. Jayce picks up a shot from a passing waiter, skin glistening under the neon lights. He throws his head back with another cackle, shiny, almost canine teeth showing in a cocky smile. The stretch leaves his neck bare for everyone to witness, and witness they do. Viktor feels the lust that fills some of the faces in the crowd, feels the way some eyes linger far longer that they should.
The shot goes down smoothly, except for the one droplet that escapes his lips. It slides down from the corner of his mouth to his beard, where his partner finally wipes it away with the back of his hand in a quick motion. Jayce's hair is long enough to brush against his cheekbones, and Viktor feels like tugging on it for the rest of the night. Oh, what a glorious night it could be.
A pair of fingers snaps in front of his eyes. He frowns, angry at the interruption. “Staring makes you look pathetic. Makes me look pathetic, by association.”
“It’s not my fault you've no taste, woman.”
Sevika groans, rolling her eyes. Jayce is dancing with an unknown girl. She's got pink skin and cheeks that gets pinker every passing second. Jayce spins her around. She giggles the whole time, batting blue eyelashes at him.
“You're making your own life way more difficult than it needs to be, boy. Fucking women isn't this complicated.”
"You only say that because you pay for the women you fuck. The brothel will get you a special room, at this rate."
"I'm sure there's no woman that would touch you with a teen foot pole. Not for all the money in the world."
Jayce leans down. Pink Girl smiles, leaning in. Jayce, who is an idiot in anything that doesn't concern equations, fixes her hair, tucking a strand behind her ear. He goes back to dancing. She follows.
“I don't get you. He's just another loud dog. You've been successfully bringing men like him around for years, and you're getting cold feet now? Don't give me that look. The walls are not that thick and you always get the vocal ones. Do whatever it is you do usually, flash him a nipple or something, and get it over with. Can't be that hard.”
Pink Girl is very clearly trying to be brave. Jayce is very clearly trying to fix her bra. It keeps slipping down.
“He's a piltie.” She continues, spitting the word with all the vitriol a person can manage while slightly inebriated. She glances over at the duo, narrowing her eyes. “And fucking clueless. Glenda right there is practically throwing herself at him. With that combo of attributes? I bet he's never even give his first kiss.”
“How do you know her name?”
“Well, how do you think, eh?” Sevika lifts up an eyebrow, faint smirk growing in her lips. Viktor decides that he's heard enough.
“Whatever. And he has kissed someone.”
“And how do you know that?”
Turns out, Sevika doesn't quite like it when one imitates her answers.
She gets up with a disgusted look on her already unwelcoming features, goes to Jayce and physically shoves him away, elbowing him in the ribs. Glenda seems to forget about Jayce's existence, and let's Sevika take her by the waist. They grind against each other for less than five minute before disappearing into one of the rented rooms.
Jayce, apparently, decides that it is an amazing moment to come over and talk. Viktor makes sure to remember that they do have a job to do. Work. Science. Together. They're coworkers. Colleagues. Co-creators. Partners in the lab.
Jayce's half-open shirt doesn't really help his cause.
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“This is ridiculous.”
Sevika seems to think that this is Viktor's and hers crush on Jayce. When they met, Viktor never took her for the noisy type. Then he turned sixteen and she decided that he was ‘adult enough’ to complain to.
“You are ridiculous.”
“Greatest genius of Zaun. Can't even think of one decent comeback when the mutt is near. And you're telling me you two spend the whole day alone, in a laboratory, building weapons for our people to use? The very same weapons I have to trust my life to? Amazing.”
Offended, Viktor huffs, burying himself deeper onto the couch.
“Our inventions are absolutely flawless, I will have you know. You arm is one of them. Haven't had any complains, now, have you?”
“The color is ugly.”
He flips her off.
They're in Jinx's… room. Lair. Playground. Whatever this gigantic fan is for her. Jayce, Silco and the kid are having a Very Serious Tea Party. Viktor isn't quite sure what part of his contract covers for this as company time. He doesn't actually have a contract, but, still.
Jayce is wearing a bright-blue, hastily applied lipstick. He's got sloppily applied pink, glittery eyeshadow. His hair is up in the two most asymmetrical pigtails ever. It's long enough to do that, now.
He's crouched down, ass barely fitting into the chairs. He'll probably complain about back pain tomorrow. He chuckles lowly, covering his lips with his hand. The teacup is a miniscule thing on his hands. Calmly, he grabs a sugar cookie and bites in. Silco also got the kid real cookies and tea to play with. For some strange reason.
“- so just fuck him, get it out of your system. Trying to tame your dick will just leave you with a desperate dick and a lot of frustration. As soon as you stop denying it and actually- are you even fucking listening to me?”
Jinx must say something actually funny, for once, because Jayce's laugh reaches all the way to where Sevika and him are retreated, Viktor arguing for pain in his leg and Sevika offering oh so kindly to take care of him.
Jayce rarely actually laughs, these days. He's a great pretender, but Viktor is an even better skeptic. The dry chuckles and pretentious giggles don't sway him, neither do the over-the-top roars of noise he lets out in public. This time, the corners of his eyes shrink, his shoulders shake, his face lights up, he laughs. A million sparks are born and die on Viktor's chest. There's something even worse than butterflies gnawing at his heart. It's not lust. He wishes it was lust. It's a horrible, sickening thing. One that makes Viktor want to hear him do that for the rest of their lives. Oh, what a wonderful life that would be.
Sevika is glaring at him. He should look at her. Say something. Anything.
Whatever expression he's making must be tremendously obvious, because Sevika freezes, a slow, horrified look creeps in her face. There is, also, a smile. It would be funny, if that look didn't reflect Viktor's exact feelings on the matter.
“Oh. Oh. Ohhhh, fuck.” She says, very eloquently.
“Oh, fuck, indeed.” He answers back, suddenly feeling nauseous. "So, Glenda?"
"She's good at what she does. Don't change the topic. Oh, you're fucked. This is so funny. You're absolutely fucked. I know there's at least three boys out there being avenged with this whole situation."
He can't even disagree with her.
#jayvik#jayce talis#jayce x viktor#viktor arcane#i need to name this au#Silco arcane#arcane au#is this anything#why do I always write right before going to sleep it's 1:28 am#mind you this whole thing is going on and jayce is kinda sure they're already dating#they are so funny to me#if u catch a mistake tell me I'm so sleepy actually#no beta read. not proofread. not even reread
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hey some very smart people (my babes @captainrayzizuniverse and @goldcrumble) have cracked a 28 Clothing pattern check this out: Drop 1 and Drop 2 came out August and November last year and were both Collection 01 (labeled on the clothing tags); Drop 3 (this July) is Collection 02...
...which suggests a possible pattern of one collection consisting of two drops close together late in the year per year, which feels consistent with teasing items from the next drop in the promo for this recent one; so we would see Drop 4- the second half of Collection 02- in October or November, and then another long wait until the second half of next year for more?
#doing SCIENCE here the if thens are iffing and thenning!!#submitting for peer review lol#taking louie mathing to the word problem area#28op#28 clothing#also this makes sense with why you could still buy drop 1 items along with drop 2 until just now#collection one all together#now collection 2 only#so we could expect drop 3 stuff thats left to stay up after drop 4 for a while#the first two were so close together!!!! its no wonder we were confused by the long wait after#literally why are they so allergic to just telling us things there's NO REASON not to simply share this info😂#I mean I enjoy a puzzle I guess but COME ON WHY
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Recently found the comic and wanted to say I love it and am excited for more! Wishing you a speedy recovery! I was wondering what program and tools are used for the creation of the comic, unless I missed it somewhere. Thanks for your time, and rest well! You have a riveting story!
Thank you so much!! I'm glad you're enjoying :)
I don't remember if I've said it anywhere but I don't mind repeating it if I have. To make all my comics, I use Procreate, Photoshop (you may boo), and blender.
Process is as such: I get the thumbnail (I usually do these in advance, not the entire chapter at once but I'm usually 30-40 pages ahead in terms of thumbnails) then put it in a new procreate document. then if there's weird backgrounds (cities, indoor, etc.) or weird robot-y hard angle things (so far, just the hoverbike) i either make or use a 3d model i've already made and just trace it. (i have an arthur model for scale but i try not to trace it directly bc it's.. not a great model lol. sometimes i'm lazy though.)
then i do lineart + colors + shading + etc directly on top of that (no additional sketching generally, unless the pose is giving me trouble). basically all of the artwork in the pages is done in procreate.
then i chuck it all in photoshop to do some final touch ups, blur stuff (sometimes done in procreate but not always), and do the text. i use adobe fonts i get through my school for most of the text, and then i draw in all my font bubbles + sfx by hand and slap a stroke modifier on them for the outline.
then, ta-da! comic page.
#this is page 28 btw not 25 number is wrong bc chap 1 page count changed so many times#askbox#asides#behind the redux#a/n: you may see it says “cars” in that thumbnail and yet there are no cars in that page or the entire comic. that is bc i hate drawing car#hope this helps.#i cannot believe i used to do like 3 of these a day. jesus christ
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Aphra! (IMV!Dust)
First time drawing one of Icarus's little guys!
Up first, Aphra having a breakdown!
And it's painted!
(Og Dusttale by ask-dusttale, even if this is majorly fanonized lol)
#myeba art#multiversal ask blog#dust sans#IMV!Dust#fan art#If you want more ask Icarus not me#I asked icarus for a number between 1 and 28 and it landed on this fella#I really enjoyed making this#It took like 2 hours for the paint to dry so I just sat there and watched it.#THIS WOULD LOOK BETTER#BUT ITS ON A4 AND I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE NOR BRUSHES TO MAKE IT MORE DETAILED#ITS GOOD ENOUGH </3#Btw it's a mural#It should have shadows that I would be able to put in in digital work#I do not have the patience to add wall shading to this.#I had issues with the paints as is already#God I prefer soft pastels </3#Actually#Phanes in soft pastel when? /j#art
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20C isn‘t that hot
wtf about "i live in the philippines" and "at 10 in the evening" do yall mfs not understand 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#thats not NORMAL its not a competition about whether or not its that hot#it's 28°C at 1 pm with 98% humidity#while its STORMING.#tTHATS NOT NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Anonymous#oh to add: i live in the coldest area in the country. and it peaks to 28°c. do you want me to kick your ass
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Small Tears of the Kingdom changes that could have done a lot
(at least according to me, the one singular flawed person writing this post)
In my desperate attempt to close off the Tears of the Kingdom season on my side of the internet (failing so far), I wanted to join the proposals of a couple of small restructurations/rewrites I've seen on my dashboard. These wouldn't change much of the game, but enough to boisten some of the themes and make the experience both more open and more streamlined. They try to ignore a lot of my own biases towards what I would have loved to see explored within the game and focus on what already exists (I said try). These changes are not only story-driven but also focus on quest design and narrative reward logic, which puzzled me even more than the story itself.
It's obviously not the end all be all of everything, there's a ton of small things that aren't fully adressed, etc.
Here are the 3 main tenants of this proposal:
We know about Fake Zelda by the end of the tutorial section. We see glimpses of her all the way, even though Rauru doesn't seem to be aware she's here, and most of our obstacles come from us trying to reach and save her. Then, by the end, she tries to kill us in the Temple of Time, and we realize she's fake and a lure (it could be a small mini boss, nothing too severe; just something to prove we understand combat). It could also be an earlier occasion to have Ganondorf shit-talk us using his creepy voice through her body, that could build up a better sense of rivalry going forward and make the betrayal of him using her body sting much more than it does in the current version.
Ganondorf, using Fake Zelda, tries to antagonizes each region of Hyrule towards their princess --and, the very important part, it works. The kingdom is splintering apart as he plans his return and his invasion. The goal in each region is not to vaguely solve the weird local problem, but, using the regional hero that knows and trusts Link, to prove that whatever is happening isn't Zelda's fault. This allows to build some sense of tension and stakes, makes us deeply empathize with an overwhelmed Zelda trying to step up as a leader in the aftermath of the Calamity and isn't here to defend herself (and then when we learn where she is and what she did it hurts so much more). The camp where Purah is could also double-down as the beating heart of Hyrule trying to reconnect with the suspicious regions suffering the turmoil isolated from each other.
The Dragon's Tears questline is overhauled, and that can happen in two simultaneous ways. Some of these memories remain Zelda's, but now only some of them, perhaps those who are connected to Zelda's decision to become a dragon without ever spilling it out (and could even focus more on her insecurities as a young ruler and her relationship to her ancestors), remain sprinkled into the land to reward those who want to understand more about her motivations. But now, each of the secret stones collected along the way also function as tears, and instead of being treated to another delicious serving or The Imprisoning War? The Demon King??? we get to discover a little bit more of the mystery. The way it could work is quite simple: the Sage introduces us briefly to their own perspective into the war outside of a voiced cutscene to give the writing more flexibility regarding what the player already did to avoid repetition ( :) :) ), and then plays a pre-determined cutscene in a linear fashion, which is one of Rauru's memories embedded within the secret stone and tells the story of the fall of his kingdom to Ganondorf. (also bonus: now Zelda's tears don't embody the entire kingdom anymore, which was very strange and never sat right with me)
So what we did is to separate the different stories while intertwining them: Zelda's struggles and sacrifice on one hand, Rauru's regrets and bitterness on the other (lololol sorry), and Ganondorf's attempt to break the kingdom apart --which would feed into both Zelda's anxieties and Rauru's long winded defeat. The bonus to this approach would also be to question Hyrule's legitimacy: the various races would then need to decide, after having actively questioned the young princess, that they actually still believe in Hyrule and a future they all get to live in together.
This would also give a little bit more teeth to Ganondorf's motivation, his deep envy for the power of Hyrule and the fact that his own people chose it over him, let alone everyone else. As for the Link's motivation, trying to have everyone see that Zelda is worth it and stop that evil force from shattering her image while also acknowledging the faults of the past could make the player invested in wanting to bring Zelda back down after everything she went through and all the sacrifices she made to prove herself a worthy ruler (Rauru's forcefulness in assimilating the realm under his banner even though he meant well being his actual character flaw that Mineru could eventually acknowledge, to give her something to do instead of... feeling bad for no clear reason!! Also just *give emotional weight* to that time she holds Rauru's hand again when she swears fealty to Link, this was so simple and obvious how was it not given the time it needed for us to care about what was lost!!! aaa)
Yes, it's still about the power of love and sacrifice over ruthless domination, but now characters have a little bit more agency and we feel a little less like they have a zonai knife under their throats the entire time forcing them to always be happy and enthusiastic about swearing fealty to the immortal kingdom. They find out about the past but get to redefine their future instead of falling over themselves in worship; literally using pieces and bits of the past in the form of zonai tech to rebuild their own kingdom and their future dreams. Together they are stronger; but because they all chose to believe in that mantra instead of having it being imposed by long dead kings and faceless ancestors expecting them to die for a war that shouldn't concern them.
(Also, obviously, the gerudo region has to reckon with the Demon King being particularly angry at them for betraying him, and them deciding to reject his rule a second time and embrace their own path, because in the original TotK Ganondorf being gerudo could be removed entirely without any consequence, which is pretty sad since it's basically an enormous part of what makes him compelling as a villain for a lot of people and keeps him from being a completely generic Nintendo stock villain!!)
And honestly? Beyond a couple of dialogue changes and slightly different setups and reasonings for Link to do certain things, especially in the various regional quests? Most of everything else could stay roughly the same. The bones are here! They're just arranged in a really weird way.
(except for Ganondorf surviving as a big bad dragon in the end through the sacrifice of his mind to immortality because that's just much more interesting than turning him into a supernova --but that's really a bonus honestly)
#totk#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom#thoughts#zelda#rauru#ganondorf#because we can access information from different angles doesn't mean we should access it whenever imo#not if it fucks up the pacing and our understanding of plot characters and story#also to pace the story from between challenges instead of shoving it all down in your mouth if you do all the memories at once#is just better user experience imo#especially for a zelda game that attempts to pace itself like a legend#so trial and tribulation -> new development#not new development because you tried to paraglide into a pond missed but like you have 1 heart left but you ate 28 apples ok let's go#and then you do that 10 more times in a row#anyway!!!#just thoughts
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not to be a hater but i truly feel like one of my issues with b*ngel is how they were soooo jokey abt how buffy was *so* much younger then angel and hahaha cradle robbing bf 🤪 but they never like. expanded on it??? idk i just think it could've served as a good arc/plotline esp when angelus is tied in but the fact that they still insisted on shoving the b*ngel soulmates thing is like. not it for me
#buffygirlfail.btvs#buffygirlfail.text#sorry to my moots who are neutral abt b*ngel i felt like hating him tonight 😔😔#and before anyone brings up “BUT HES A VAMPIRE !1!1!!1” it is still weird as hell to have stalked a 15 year old if you are permanently 28 ❤#also mind you i don't even hate angel as much as i should like i think he's an okay character#but that man is so... wrong for so many reasons! and doing it all with a soul too like damn double homicide 😭#anyways i'm not a meta writer for a reason i'm bad with the verbage <3 but the oomfs who get it get it!!#maybe i should've stuck this in drafts erm okay !
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Fanfic writers please go shoot your shot because there are gals out there getting the worst literature imaginable published and making money off it so it's up to you to balance the scales now
#book club girlie picked magnolia parks as the next book and I kid you not it's worst book ever read in my 28 years#which I feel comfortable saying because the picker also said the book is bad so she knew what she was doing#jesus christ what am I reading how does a publisher proofread this and go yes#A+#this book is joyless#soulless#no redeeming qualities no charm no interesting characters#so many times I've been baffled wondering if it's some elaborate critique on the 1% disguised as toxic romance novel#it's nearly 500 pages and nothing substantial happens what are we doing#but it's been doing well for some crowd out there? so I guess you know nothing jon snow#strange strange world
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HI. HEY. HEY D UDE I FEEL LIKE I'VE HAHA FUNNEY JOKED ABOUT WILLIAM GETTING A GUN BEFORE BUT I DID NOT FUCKING THINK HE WOULD ACTUALLY GET A GUN???? LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS. literally fucking wild maybe its because its 1am but i am COMPLETELY taken off guard oh my fucking god. please tell me william wisp chainsaws a man at some point in this fucking show. how am i supposed to take this.am i supposed to be normal when william wisp has a fucking shotgun now. angel with a shotgun starts playing. hello. coming to u about this because youre my insane wiwi feelings companion i assume u had a similar reaction LMAOO
^ literally my face at the last five minutes of 29.
I feel like now is an awesome time for me to give you williams updated season 2 reference art. technically you're not supposed to get this until a few episodes from now but u can have it early. as a treat
yeah remember how when we were talking about soul eater and i was like "yeah I can't decide whether I want william to have an axe or a chainsaw" THIS IS WHY. my boy he is literally in a survival horror game. he's literally in a slasher movie (<<this is on purpose. I'll send u the trivia in a minute hehe)
#legally i am not allowed to tell you if or how he ever uses these weapons but. dont worry. youll see sooner than later. smile#god i have been SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO GET TO THIS#mainly bc ive wanted to send u this art for a while now. the kneepads are so much to me#ALSO THATS WHY I GAVE HIM KNEEPADS IN THE NEW HAVEN WARDS COSTUME. I JUST THINK THE LOOK IS SO GOOD#imagine showing this to season 1 william who eats lunch in the fucking. school bathrooms. god .#asks#friends!!!#intertexts#ALSO ARE YOU FINISHED WITH 29 ALREADY?!?!?!?! I THOUGHT U WERE ON 28. HOLY SHIT. IM BEHIND ON TRIVIA#WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT DAKOTAS NEW STUFF
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I'm not a "new musical theatre style music" person. Never have been.
Even when I was doing voice lessons, I'd steer towards the golden age or jazzy musical theatre songs. My voice teacher would have to drag me kicking and screaming towards adding anything new musical theatre to my repertoire. For a while, the most modern song in my book was I Know The Truth from Aida, and I wouldn't count that as new musical theatre style since I mean more the Pasek&Paul or Joe Iconis type.
And now I have an audition coming up for a small production of a show in that style and I'm supposed to sing a song in a similar style. And I'm looking at all my sheet music like... let me do some Cole Porter... or Gershwin... at least Sondheim please...
#look i do have SOME newer musicals in my book. but like i said. kicking and screaming.#i'm probably gonna end up doing 'I Think That He Likes Me' which is not IN a musical it's just new musical theatre style#as part of a songbook for some writing duo that i can't remember the name of and it's 2:45am so i can't care enough to look it up.#and it's the only one in my sheet music folder that i'm like 'ok. this is TRULY the right style' and i know it's good in my voice#and it's a cute song and i do like it and it definitely fits the overall vibe of the show#and though i haven't sung it in like 4 years i still remember 90% of the words and have time to study it before the audition#but while trying to find that song deep deep in my folder i pass by other songs i just love so much more#and i'm like ahhhhhhhh why#and i'm not even like 'god i hope i get it' (see A Chorus Line. that's more my type) i truly don't care if i'm cast or not#and yes i can technically audition with any song i could ever want it's just suggested to do the same style#but i know the entire creative panel who i'll be auditioning for and the last 2 times i auditioned for them i sang the same song#only because it's a GOOD song that fit both shows i was auditioning for (Can't Stop Talking About Him by Frank Loesser)#(perfect audition song since it's short at like 28 bars and you can pick the tempo and do a lot of character stuff)#(but see this is what i mean. like 1/3 of my entire sheet music folder is golden age musicals. then half is 60s-90s.)#(and then the last chunk are the few new-ish musical theatre and some pop music.)#(if i took performing more seriously i'd have a wider range but this is truly just for fun and just for me. so i do what i like.)#i don't want to go in for a 3rd audition with the same creative team and doing the same song. especially since it doesn't fit this time.#so once again. dragged kicking and screaming. over to new musical theatre territory. unwillingly.#if i get cast we'll have to see if the show itself even grows on me since honestly i think there's maybe 2 songs i like in it.#it's definitely not the worst new musical theatre style show but it's also not one that drew me in.#ok wait while looking through lists of 'new musical theatre' shows to find one i actually like (i think just Legally Blonde sorry guys)#(every other new musical in the last 20 years that i like did something interesting with the music like Come From Away)#i ended up finding out that apparently 13 was adapted into a netflix movie? when did that even happen?#i mean i don't care for that show either but i thought i was at least up to date on movie adaptations.
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Watching Prisoners rn :0!
#Will be updating the tags as I watch ^_^#3 mins in: The opening sequence is so pretty! and I think that’s High Jackman? I dunno him too well :p#6 mins in: CLAY FROM 15 REASONS WHY?#14 mins in: FIRST PAUL SIGHTING 😨#wut is he doing out in that RV 😡 PAUL DANO DO NOT BE EVIL IN THIS MOVIE.#19 mins in: Looking at Alex room for context clues 🕵🏽♂️#I RLLY DON’T WANT HIM TO BE A KIDNAPPER 😭 PLS DON’T DO THIS TO ME!#28 mins in: Not the priest on the S/OF. list x( AND HE’S DEAD? WTF.#34 mins: WHY IS THERE A DEAD PERSON IN THE PRIEST BASEMENT 0_0 duz it rel8 to the crime in anyway? dunno…#Alex wrote the date as Jone 5 ~_~ IF HE ENDS UP BEING GUILTY I’M GNA BE SO MAD. >:(#43 mins in: WHY IS ALEX HANGING THE PUPPY DX#I’m so frustrated rn. 🫥#50 mins: Why tf WAIT GUYS.#GUYS I’M CONNECTING THE DOTS.#THE CORPSE IN THE BASEMENT IS THE UNCLE 😨#AND THE AUNT SAID HE WALKED OFF BUT SHE WAS LYING.#OMG. OMG. OMG.#If I’m right…you all owe me 5 dollars#57 mins: WHO IS THIS NEW MAN FROM THE VIGIL 🤬 WHO IS IT. JAKE GYLLENHAAL KILL HIM NOW.#1:03 mins: OK SO. That random is a kiddie diddler and he knows Alex allegedly? hm. this is getting confuzzling#consider me confuzzled.#ALSO IS THAT VIOLA DAVIS?#1:06 mins: 😦#THEY FUCKED HIM UP BAD…#1:14 mins: THE RANDOM HAS BROKEN INTO THEIR HOME. INTRUDER! INTRUDER!#1:27 mins: My new theory is that Alex is actually the other Creepazoid and their related?#and they made ‘Alex’ pretend 2 cover it up? :T wut#1:34 mins: JAKE IS IN THE OTEHR ALEX HOUSE. AND THERE IS A PIGGY HEAD.#I hope they don’t show the poor girls all scared :( that would be too much for me I can’t stand that type of stuff#1:37 mins: Ok so it was that weirdo’s ass n they just tortured that poor man 4 no reezun >:0
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if I see another number ever in my life I'm going. to cry
#shitpost#I am still figuring out the best way to approach all the raw data I have#and organize it#and I was making a table showing the association between shipping sophie and keefe and your ratings on a 1-6 scale#and I. have gone through three times#and I still. have fudged it up#and the numbers don't match up#only 28 people rated it a 5 why do I have 30 tallymarks there!!#and!! the first two times I tried to count!#I lost track in the /exact same place/#everything's totally fine I am just gonna weep about it#anyway if you like sophie/keefe in any capacity that's correlating with higher ratings so. there's that
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my time to beat for Ghirahim 1 is 57 seconds, let’s see if i can beat it 👍
#i’m pretty sure i can#because i did. phase 1 in 9 seconds#but i STRUGGLED in phase 2#because i forgot how to do a fuckin backflip 😭😭#(a month of not playing and hours of botw does that)#so he hit me a bunch a times#bailey plays skyward sword#i love how lanayru times you#imagine him just standing there counting while link gets his ass beat#‘28…29…30- oh no YOU HAVE TO SHIELD BASH IDIOT!! … 32…33…
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really truly Feelings about coming back to my hometown and seeing it as an outsider (I only knew it as a child with my motion constrained by school and parents and being under 18) and an outsider (it's changed since I've been away these last 8 years) and an outsider (showing it to my partner and finding it both familiar and unfamiliar, and special and inadequate) and an outsider (my parents and sister have all moved and my childhood home is no longer mine - staying in a building with a door code to learn and furniture still being moved in) and an outsider (my favorite places have changed, moved, closed, repainted) and an outsider (new murals! new buildings! new bike lanes) and an outsider (how the Fuck do the bike lanes on the east bank connect) and an outsider (it's changed [you can never step in the same river twice] and I have too)
#i think I need to make art about this#wanting to show off the things I love about it and realizing so much of that love is for the mundane details and tiny quotidian things#seeing people in the bike lanes and feeling the pang of just Being Around People Enjoying the Outdoors#how much fun you can have for free#at the same time not having lived here at all as an adult#i don't know the public transit here! i biked when it wasn't snowy and when it was snowy i was in school til like 9 pm#i don't know the flashy fun city things i know where me and my cousins would go to have a pretzel and maybe a beer and play board games#i know where u can do martial arts for cheap and fun but that's not a nice day out to show someone it's part of being there for months#years#i know where you can get food at 1 AM but they've moved#i don't know dinkytown or any of the north side#i want to show you how good it was to be a kid here in the summer but we're not kids anymore#i want you to feel the same pang of love when passing my best friend's childhood home#ALSO!!!! saw california friends/acquaintances in the home they bought together with dual software engineer california salaries#living in MN making CA money#a huge huge 3-story-plus-basement million-plus dollar home since that means something here#you're 28 what the fuck are you doing with a nicer house than anyone I knew here ever had#'this is what you get with CA money in mpls' yeah i fucking know actually except I don't make SWE money and I don't live here anymore#i know some local mechanical engineers who have got starter homes at like 300k a few years out of school.#that's like. good for them.#anyway I'm leaving the city today and still just feeling Things about it
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Day 28
#1 Hour 28 Minutes#James#Last one for the AF pics probs#I had to go to friend weeping like ‘HOW DO YOU DRAW TEETH’ and get enlighteninginfo#which reveals to me I have been looking at pics wrong all my life#so maybe will improve going forward if I’m lucky#Anyhow props to them I am free#Day 28#Kingdoms
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no one asked but the worst cxg episode is the cats episode. second worst is the one with her half brother. third worst is paula stuck in the bathroom
#i was trying to think about worst episode per season but you see. in season 1 even the worst episodes had greg#and season 3 is so important to me idc that it puts you through hell#like maybe the worst episode in s3 is the first one. bc of. well everything that happens in it#but it has wheres rebecca bunch which is worth like 39 episode points#oh and ofc lets generalize about men. easy 28 episode point#you do not need to understand my rating system#im writing this bc i cant sleep so maybe hating on my favorite show will fix me#🤎#if you look at this list and go well paula stuck in the bathroom is not nearly as bad. let me remind you of trent#also it had the darryl and maya c plot And karen. Karen.
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