#YOU A SIMP MFKER

[repetiita]

"Yeah you are. In fact, ain't a ring on 'er finger an' you're actin' crazy. Kinda bullshit 's tha'?" And as far as Kihoon was concerned... Kamui was a possessive STALKER.

Huh. Someone eager to fall in battle. Someone considered ugly... If Kihoon was considered ugly to him, he wasn't talking about Canon. Surely he wasn't comparing the two of them. "... I ain't the one tryin'a monopolize somebody I ain't datin'. Tha's pretty lame. Sounds like SIMP behaviour. Like a lame ass stalker."

''I'm not.... controlling her. You're honestly really pissing me off. I just wanna protect her.'' He'd look over at Kihoon's neck then back at his gaze, eyes narrowed.

''Your eagerness to let me kill you is kind of making me suspicious, it's reminding me of someone else.... can't remember her name but she was really ugly. A lot like you actually.''

[vanyatas]

can you do Ben headcanons? ^_^ I loved your Toby ones(^^)

i might be out of touch with BEN !! but i’m gonna try to do my best STRAIGHTLY AVOIDING how he was in 2013 (a freak.)

BEN DROWNED HCS

GENERAL HCS:

Another firm belief he is just. Short. (no shade to my short kings, me too..)

5’1.

Cyberpunk style.

His voice sounds very glitchy and electronic.

Layered neck length hair.

Blonde obviously!

Also has Jeff cut his bangs, he likes the layers a lot.

He definitely uses the floating he has to make himself feel taller.

3 Piercings on his ears but nothing else.

Elf ears!!!

Loves Phonk music, Or anything with cool noises/Electronic sounds.

The Weeknd, Pastel Ghost, Blink182, Daft Punk, Crystal Castles, Laura Les, Odetari, Grimes, Machine Girl, 1nonly, Eternxlkz, SXID, NUEKI, Akiaura, Sidewalks and Skeletons, MGMT, S3RL, Grimes, Yeule fan!!

Definitely makes his own music

Only noises and sounds he does NOT want to sing ever he just likes the way music can make you feel.

Puts his music on soundcloud.

I know Jeff is in the comments saying “delete ts bro 🔥🔥.”

It’s actually really good.

LOVES Vintage video games but he’s also on overwatch 2, LOL, the finals, Roblox, DBD, Apex, PUBG, CSGO, Valorant, RS6 Siege, and Fortnite.

Yes he’s fucking GOATED at all of them.

Genuinely means it when he threatens to DOX people on any of them.

Very nerd behavior.

Stubborn and an Asshole.

Has multiple accounts on each of the multiplayer games just because it’s too much of a risk to gain popularity.

A lot of his rude traits are just from him having an ego over being good at games and getting compliments all the time.

NOTTT a pervert whatsoever.

This mfker is a gamer he is 100% awkward around anyone he finds attractive.

Mansplains video game lore if ANYONE gets the TINIEST fact wrong.

Tangents about LOZ, Mario, and Smash bros.

ROMANTIC HCS:

I’m so serious when I say he calls you his discord kitten.

Most of the time it’s ironic.

But it catches on so much he’s definitely just enjoying it.

Playing video games 80% of the time!!!

Builds you your own pc.

No console bullshit only the best for his partner.

Matching skins on EVERY GAME.

And matching users.

Definitely goes into vc to crash out if people are being dickheads to you, or if they’re trying to intervene and hit on you.

Going with the pc building he also makes your setup gorgeous, however you want it.

Usually I’m not keen on using this terminology but he is a SIMP bro.

Thinks you’re just so pretty. Anything you ask of him he will do it.

Head on your chest, just. staring at you for as long as you let him.

Loves to have his face held too.

Following you around anywhere, on his switch, Gameboy, DS, he just loves being around you.

Will explain any sort of lost media/video game if you ask him about it.

If you’re ever just on your computer or phone doing your own thing, he will either pop his head through to give you a kiss, or leave pop ups that says he loves you and he misses you.

Very clingy.

You need to hold him so much.

He’s not affection deprived especially because he gets that sort of platonic shit from Jeff.

But once BEN has a s/o he is just crazy in love with them.

100% calls you princess, baby, kitten, and doll face.

I noticed every time I write for someone i just instantly get a crush on them. it’s not good.

reblogs / follows / likes appreciated!!

[mcbeetlebeeb]

OOOOkaay time to dump homestuck garbage on here cause although only my friends look at my barely active page, I can't ever garble my stupid gobbles out to my friends in actual person so here I am

anyways have some? domestic?? relationship? crap? headcannons 🤷

🫐John Eg fart bert☁️

typw of mfker to be out in public and just rest his head on your shoulder, causally getting groceries? in supermarket? head on shoulder. making fuckin pancake? head on shoulder. literally standing doing nothing? head on shoulder

even if he's shorter, he will do it,

don't doubt him

I think he'd have god awful pick up lines but not, like, offensive or crude, just plain stupif bad- some garbage like

"I'd bring you too the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks :("

like sneaky almost, some would genuinely be so thought out it'd just smear right over your smooth brain

fuckin- breath pick up lines, always-

"I hope you know CPR! you just took my breath away!"

whata fuckin dork

but he takes pride in that and if your interested in him you automatically become a dork yourself

you can't not get looped in with his garbage movie taste and stupid shenanigans

silly pranks with him

he'd pull pranks on you, matter fact if your his partner he'd probably pull pranks on you the most

genuinely sucha simp-

not clingy simp or overbearing simp just, yknow, can't help but go on and on about his significant other if ever brought up in a situation, probably brings them up just to do that

I think hed show physical affection in soft, gentle ways? nervous.™

like im talking hesitantly moving to hold your hand, or doing that stupid move of yawning and placing your arm around the other person and bringing then closer

holding you by the sides of your arms, gently trailing down to hold your hands

so soft for you, an even bigger dork when its just yall, absolute bafoon, a fool for you I'd even say

he 100000% babbles about you to his friends, and your friends, and you- lmao, his whole friend group will and can not escape his wrath of adoring you

absolutely talking Jade and Rose's ear off about you cause Dave can't take another moment of it-

will tell you how amazing and cute and this and that you are

no hesitation

I think hed be more than comfortable with pda, holding hands?

yes.

face smooches?

absolutely.

picking you up like a damn bag of flour over his shoulder?

indeed.

🪅Gamzee Makara🧫 (gamgee maraca)

gonna be honest with you? probably a bit stinky

and not in like a swamp ass way like, he just distinctly smells like face paint and whatever who's guess at sopor slime smells like if it even has a smell-

mfker looms over you

he doesn't get like half of the words you say into his brain a lot of the time unless you specify its importance

he's trying his best

but regardless of not actually listening to your words, he loves listening to you talk, just speaking, he could stare at your face all day

like- in an unblinking manner but still lovingly

speaking of your face, that's what he'd mostly end up hugging, he's already hunched over a shit load so when he hugs you he just hugs your whole dome to his chest

probably garbles some silliness to you in a drunk/high like state, just holding you impossibly close to him and mumbling some junk like

"YoU..yOu GoT a NiCe..A nIcE fAcE..aNdD..sMeLl GoOd,,..WaRm"

I like to think the higher up on the hemospectrum(?) idk that trolls gradually get like more cold-blooded? if that makes sense?

okay like the higher it goes up the more the troll has a tough time gaining and keeping warm

he'd love warm stuff, like some big cat he'd just flop on it and purr away

you get clown makeup on your face each time he gives you a smooch, I don't make the rules

honestly would sniff you, and like, not subtly like straight "SNIIIFFFF"

can seamlessly re-create the actually honk squeek sound, but yknow, saying honk is much easier

and god forbid he finds you sitting or relaxing

all up in your biz, not like, verbally but he's already waddled over and rested his head on your lap or wrapping his arms around your waist and tugging you closer

I think hed be really mushy gushy over physical affection, not like embarrassed but he just enjoys it greatly and will do anything for you to play with his hair more

tbh a bit scary ngl, like, has that uh, union effect from Steven Universe, just sorta appears sometimes, there, observing,

he'd try and get you to eat sopor slime, he wouldnt force you but he'd definitely like, lean in with a tin of it and try and convince you, but he's not shoving it down ur gullet

probably great at taking snuggle naps, like he could most likely just drape all his limbs over you like some limp cat and just peacefully snooze away

also that whole shit of trolls having nightmares if not all snuggled up in sopor slime?

I love to believe it's canceled out by another person snuggling with them,

and that person is you of course,

you can't leave his presence without like a visable mark somewhere on you that you where around him

wether that be clown make up or sopor slime smeared somewhere on you

or you wearing his shirt, or his incredibly long pants

he's also a dork

I think hed enjoy how squishy humans are in general

he'd hold and love every part of you with a lopsided smile

hugging his arms around your hips as he leaves sloppy kisses against your tummy, smudging clown makeup on you

aahugh sleepiness is kicking in but I don't care I must persist because I'm. GAY.

Dave Strider (who names their child this)

breaking news! he's also a major dork

but in secret?

and an even bigger dork when its just yall

type of mfker to just pour his heart out to you in a way that makes you blank in the brain and then go "haha sorry that was weird" or "my bad that was probably cringe"

so unbelievably soft for you behind door, cannot do pda- for the life of him-

"hey, uh I made us a playli-" "YES."

listening to music with you at any given chance, likes sharing music genres and songs

if you dont make mention of him not smiling or laughing often around others he'll just let himself slip like that yknow?

like he'll giggle and laugh at more things, stupid, silly things,

comfortable with you to say the least

CAPE BLANKET, CAPE BLANKET, CAPE BLANKE-

like mentioned above- if you got the chance to snuggle up close to him he'd drape his silly cape over yall both,

mostly you but 🤷

probably had a god damn coronary trying to figure his feelings out

talking with Rose or John like

"I dunno the fucks wrong with me, my heart hurts and my gut feels likes its in knots like im gonna barf?- "

"you like them dave‐ you like _____."

"....i—.....whuh??-"

stammering and studdering round you like he has a speech impediment, has words in his head but just cannot execute them at all-

not with you around

it legit don't matter to him, he will call you bro, dawg, dude, homie, homeslice? home dawg?

probably would use these in an endearing way tho, just "dude?...bro?" in a loving way

"you have a smoochable face dude"

"...fruity.."

"fuck you-"

very hesitant on touching, not that he minds, he just will mentally perish if he ever made you feel weird

he'd definitely be the mfker to when cuddling with him to just to nestle and nuzzle the top of his head into the crook of your neck

mentioning cuddling- like whilst asleep, he'll still have a part of him touching you, wether it's his foot against your calf or his entire leg draped over you

[sexymothmanincarnate]

RIGHT???? LIKE ITS A CHARACTER THAT YOU'RE ASHAMED TO SIMP FOR, ONE THAT WOULD CAUSE PEOPLE TO QUESTION YOUR SANITY, THE ONE THAT YOU KEEP CHAINED UP BECAUSE ITS /THAT BAD/

not the conventionally pretty/hot MFKER who already has a built up fanbase

people on tik tok really don’t understand the concept of the “hear me out” character…cause why are you putting hiromi??? why are you putting hawks??? do y’all not understand the assignment???

[radiorenjun]

Me having a whole ass personality (or identity??? Idk anymore) crisis over my alter egos (idkcif it's appropriate to call it that) goodbye

[lazydanni]

Demon brothers with a Game character!MC

Okay so what if the MC was a character from an otome game instead??? Like the MC and them got switched their place? you know then you know 😏

Warning: none. the brothers being a simp like always

Summary: Levi was the one who found out and introduced it to the rest since the game because it was ridiculously popular. About a demon, who's a human world exchange student. The player's tasks are to slove the mysteries around the school and hook up with you of course ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

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Lucifer

Definitely found this game stupid, but Levi somehow managed to convince him to give it a try. At first he was only do it to make his little brother happy, but now he got addicted to the game, especially you.

The way you interact with him and praise him, makes his ego goes ☝☝☝

But he only plays when he was stressed and alone in his room. Your welcome voices never fail to relax him. But since this man is very smooth, he knows how to raise your intimacy beating the stages within a day.

He's a private man, so he doesn't let anyone know about him having a crush on a fictional character, especially his brothers. Imagine Diavolo found out about this 😂 Luci would just dig a hole and die in there-

And if your game released an anime plot, he'll definitely watch them too. But after he's done with his work, since he's a very busy man 🧍‍♀️

Mammon

The "At first I was like "mmm, Y/N" as a joke. But bro, I DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE ANYMORE!" type

He only downloaded it because he was bored, but now he's full time simping-whale for you. Your limited clothing editions? whale💳 A body pillow of you? say less 💳💳. He definitely spent too much money on the game that Lucifer grounded him from playing the game for like a week or some.

This mofo is trying so hard to beat the puzzles so that he could raise your intimacy and shits liek that. And he failed of course- 🧍‍♀️

Always flushes whenever you give him a welcome message. He has a full record of your messages!! Good morning, goodnight messages, you name it (And definitely listen to it before head to bed)

And yes, he's also flexing to Levi whenever he achieved something from you. Both of them end up fighting eachother 🤼‍♀️

Oh, also, He once tried to hack the game just to get your skins for free but ended up got his account banned 😍😍😍😍

Leviathan

Congratulations, you're on the same tier as Ruri-chan 😍☝

This man legit has a shrine of you next to ruri. I can tell he also does praying every night—

Like Mammon, he's also have a record of your dialogs. But he's a whole new level of whaling. Would literally pay your creators' rents if Lucifer didn't stop him

The Leader of "We love Y/N 2000 moe moe". Let's be honest, he would name something like that 🚶‍♀️And guess who's the second one join the club? that's right, Mammon himself👍. His room would be a whole hide-out of Y/N spot. Probably the one who likes spoiling the gaming plots to his brothers too

Listen, HE DEFINITELY WROTE A BUNCH OF FANFICS OF YOU AND SHIT. Don't blame me because aren't we doing the same thing too? 🤨

Satan

At first he was playing for the puzzle part, but if it wasn't because of you, he wouldn't have spent his money for those catgirl/boy skins 🙄

He likes listening to your theme song while reading books. And since he's a smart mfker, he often helps his brothers to slove the game puzzles

Bro imagine your game collab with a cat café shop. THIS MAN WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP IN THAT PLACE FOREVER

okay hear me out, He always mentions by accident. Can't tell if he's even try to hide is at the first place?? 🤨 something like:

"Hmmm these puddings are good... Dunno if Y/N likes them too?.."

And then he got teased because of it and it frustrated him—

Asmodeus

Okay so, He played the game because people said your character is very attractive, and he wanted to see it himself

and sheesh, He's now a simp for you after himself of course <333

This pretty mofo know how to hook up with ya so your intimacy is high as heck. I meam he's the Avatar of Lust after all???

He found your clothings are very cute and unique. So he sometimes try to match with your aesthetic. Also has a little keychain accessory and plushies of yourself (ayo chibi mc??😳)

HIM AND LEVI ARE WRITING FANFICS OF YOU??? SOMEONE SEND HELP 😭😭

Beelzebub

this man... THIS MAN.. HE WOULDN'T DARE TO EAT A CAKE THAT HAS YOUR FACE ON IT

he don't care how hungry he was, you're too precious to be consumed <33

He has a chibi plushie of you too. and boiiii imagine him carrying you around like he must protect it at all cost

Sadly he rarely use his D.D.D so he often misses out the events. Sadge boi :( But don't worry, LEVIATHAN IS HERE TO THE RESCUE!!!!

okay so, there was a plot where you and the player bake a cake together. Beel nearly eat his D.D.D because you said you were gonna feed the cake to him 😔☝

Belphie

This little bitch owns a whole pillow collection of you. AND HE'S STILL TRYING TO STEAL LEVI'S BODY PILLOW OF YOURSELF TOO?? 😟

is he trying to build another Y/N hideout or something?? Levi won't like this kind of copyright 🤨🤨🤨

Probably have your goodnight message as his alarm sound, even tho he's gonna turn it off and goes back to sleep

And since he's a salty cow, he always fuck up and accidentally made your intimacy went down couple times.

imagine him and the rare body pillow edition of you that he just stole from Levi's room go startgazing, while Levi is panicking about his body pillow went missing. How romantic 😍

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Thankyou for reading my writing haha.

I'm still trying my best to write more fics due to my busy schedule 😔

Hope ya enjoyed it, and have a great day <33

-Anna

[notkhalas]

Khalas, what are you favorite Obito headcanons in canonverse?

i’m so bad with canonverse since i only ever write au so forgive me if i mess anything up 😭💛 bUT i love when the canon fic writers talk about what obito is like either in the aftermath if he survived (wait is this considered an au headcanon sorry my brain is so fried rn 😭) or as if the tragedy never happened and he’s just living in the leaf and for the prior i REALLY like to see him actually repent for NAMELY the fact that he probs reopened so much trauma for kks like the man thought u were dead and u were his world and reason for living and now ur ALIVE HELLO CAN WE TOUCH BASE ON THIS but in canonverse i also love the hc where pretty much everyone is normal with obito in the aftermath like how sasuke and orochimaru are treated LOL BUT the one person who’s still like ಠ_ಠ is gai bc that’s very on brand

maybe i’m just a simp for an obito that grovels for kks but man do i love reading it LMAO ORRRRRRRR i love the fics where obito is hokage!kakashi’s anbu hnghhhhh the flavor 😚😚😚 as for my head canon in that situation yes —- they always do be fucking on the hokage desk end of story and i’d see characteristically Tired of This Shit ™ kks who doesn’t want to be hokage and stern anbu obito who’s like finish ur work ಠ_ಠ

but there’s also so much flavor in hokage!obito if kannabi had been successful 😩😩 i’d like to think that obito would’ve been the most beloved hokage bc he’d be like aight let’s stop the child soldier business and would ALSO objectively be the sexiest mfker out here so like c’mon that’s enough to stop wars on its own

my beloved i’m sorry if i failed u with this answer to the ask my canonverse is so weak ily 😭💖💖

[stargazer-balladeer]

OK but why is arthems old professor kinda... hot? A Lil bit not a lot- so don't quote me but he is a tad bit attractive ngl but I'm not simping please don't use the tag bc I'm not simping for this crusty ass mfker Neil alr? I am NOT simping for him 😃

You just know he was a lady killer in his youth

Oohh he is kinda 👀👀

[amphii-writes]

How Karasuno And I would Interact Head cannons

Hey! this is just how I think I would interact with the team because I know myself better than I know you, the reader! so i’m sorry if these are a bit boring :,)

TW: swearing, Marijuana 

I feel like id be partnered up with kageyama and hinata for a mfkin project and just absolutely hate myself for the rest of the week

Yes i would run that shit because i know for a fact i’d see kags and hinata as dumbasses and do the entire project myself.

I feel like hinata would mention that he and kageyama play volleyball and ask me to go to a game

Like i mentioned before i dont wanna be a dick even if these two boys are dumb so id go with willingly

So i get there and lets just say for the sake of debate its a home game against nohebi

And like daisho, he's a bit of a fuckboy but that isn't 100% a bad thing but i feel like because im so damn unlucky he’d pick me out of the crowd and just “ok so that bitch” and just gO HAM

Mfker would torment me and be like “im flirting ahaha” when im s c a r e d

Have you seen him?? Mfker is absolutely terrifying and I am 5’2, I am s m a l l h o e

I feel like kags and hinata would mention that i'm talking to daisho and tanaka and noya would just say what?? Ahaha say that again, run that past me one more time? And then destroy them for not telling them that a “cute” girl is there.

Tanaka would be like eH sHiTtY bOy and whatever and noya like a homie would be, would be backing him up and id just be like huh what

Of course, due to the fact that is that noya and tanaka are loud mfkers, suga, daichi, and asahi would of course swoop in and fix everything right up, of course daisho would take that as a “hes stealing my bitch” sorta thing because hes kinda dumb tbh

And then id have to introduce myself to the entire mfkin team and just be like “lol hinata and kags invited me so i came” and i feel like giving that information to the unholy duo that is tanaka and noya would fucking break them like ??? These dumbasses can get a cute girl to go to our games but I can't??? 

Low-key id cling to asahi, id see him as the most sane and poor guy would be so flustered and confused cause he scares girls

We’d get along because of our love of fashion and id teach him what i know from cosplaying

With that being said, I'd also be homies with the third years because I'm more er- level headed than the first years and some of the second years.

Daichi would probably view me as a godsend because i'm good at controlling people, I can read people really well and i'm not proud of it

Suga and i would probably get high before practice or after practice together, we’d just get zooted out of our minds and just show up like “lmao hey guys”

Tanaka and noya would instantly know but i think everyone else would be oblivious to it for the most part- ukai would know but he doesnt wanna deal with that shit so he’d just ignore it lmao

I feel like with my luck that’d be the day i decided to talk to tsukishima and try to befriend him and suga would be like “i fucking bet you 20$ if you can befriend that bastard” and as a broke bitch, id do it. Doesnt help that im higher than the fucking sky so id be like “hey” and thats it, we’d stare at eachother for like 30 seconds and id just start to cry because tSUKISHIMAS SO FUCKING SCARY AND IM HIGH AND WHAT IF HE NOTICES

Everyone would get on his ass and id just say he's intimidating and that's why i busted out in tears tbh

They’d just be like bitch huh i feel like kageyama would laugh at tsuki for this and yamaguchi would understand 100%

Hinata, tanaka, and noya, aka the unholy trinity, would ask me where i came from and if i speak another language- i know they don't mean to be assholes but i'd just think of it as a certified bruh moment.

Noya would call me a “foreign flower” and would hit on me sO MUCH and i bet you 50$ its because im his fucking height

I'd definitely become a manager after all is said and done because i love these dumbasses sm

Ennoshita, tanaka, and i would make memes about the group and would discuss drama from our and other schools together

Yamaguchi and i would probably just be the monster energy bitches of the club, he needs it for awake reasons and i need it for mental health and addiction reasons so we both relate

I have a feeling because my sleep shedule is so fucked id grab a coffee, crack open a monster, ask daichi if this is dangerous and he’d be like “well it cant be good for you-” and then just poor the fucking monster into the cup of coffee. No shame

Lmao he really would be like *sweatdrop* uh are you okay? And i'd just be like “dude i'm never ok” as a semi-joke and he’d be so worried about me hpsoayguhidasbfdgalh

I feel like i would bring food in for the boys as a thank you and a motivator, it’d work so fucking well you cant tell me otherwise

I feel like id be taken to one of those camps that they have in tokyo and just dodge every single simp i find

100% would have yamamoto, tanaka, and noya do that circle thing around me and kiyoko and just ask kiyoko if she's good

I have a feeling that if i were to have any romantic interests it’d be Asahi, Ennoshita, Noya, and Yamaguchi

On the sidelines for the games i feel like id be a fucking cheerleader no cap, While kiyoko and yachi are taking notes im doing cartwheels and getting the crowd pumped up

I feel like after a practice or two they’d add me into their group chat and it’d be absolutely chaotic

I feel like with kageyama and oikawa’s rivalry that oikawa would hit on me because he thinks that kageyama likes me romantically n shit which is fucked but also kinda funny tbh

Lmao tsukishima would fucking hate me for no reason, just because my existance bothers him he’d just wanna punt me

I would give that man a brownie and he’d look me dead in the eyes and ask if it's laced.

Id jokingly say no those are for me and suga- noya and tanaka would laugh with me and suga and they’d make eye contact with us and just be like shit

We’d never talk or discuss it ever again, it'd be like voldemort

Asahi and i would probably share designs for outfits and clothing and have in-depth talk about it like its the fucking economy

The name of the Karasuno group chat is for sure “Karasuno VBC” because daichi needed something sane

thank you for reading!

[shadow-turtle-234]

They were like "Here you go, you thirsty simps- all the Aaravos you're getting this season. Enjoy" like the fucking Sailor Moon Meme like MFKERS WE WANT MORE