#YESSSS AHAHAHA

[eskilddood]

very nice man from Frederiksberg sold me BRAMD NEW MICROCASSETTES for 150 kroner so now I can record shit on my Working Microcassette Recorder hell yea

[prince-liest]

SO, WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

SO IF SIR PENTIOUS RESPAWNS IN HEAVEN.

DOES THAT MEAN.

ADAM RESPAWNS IN HELL AS A SINNER?

[sailor-cerise]

[Video description: a camel kneels down in the some gentle waves on a beach, watches a wave come in, and rolls over onto its back as the wave passes. The audio is beach sounds and upbeat yet calm piano music.]

[lesbianraskolnikov]

I will identify your spiders for you send them to me tumblr.com/

[jupiterjunebug]

Ye ok still thinking abt adam copelands backstage interview. Was cooking when it came on and i walked away from the stove to watch it. Twirls my hair and kicks my legs like a schoolgirl u prommy youll break him

[witherby]

itsa me!!! i just wanted to say that batlatern has reallh grown on me since ive started reading, do you think that little wayne would chew on the material of the batfams clothes or patrol suits while theyre teething? In my head Hal gets the most of this teething treatment because I see his suit as a rubbery fabric. (I've associated it with balloons) I used to nibble on clothes all the time myself so im speaking from experience 💪 good work on the writing so far!!! dont let the bed bugs bite

-- 🎆

Itsa you!! I've converted another soldier to the Batlantern cause >:3 yesss...yessss ahahaha!! Evil laughter haha!!!!

I do! I think when Flittermouse starts to teethe they become a menace. Specifically to Bruce, though. Suits are very colorful and would be fun to chew on, however have you seen most of them? They're beyond skin-tight. There's no extra fabric to grab. The Flash, Green Lantern, Nightwing — there is no yield, bro. And the suits that do have yield or padding or leeway also happen to be the ones you don't really wanna touch.

Your dad's suit is a wearable booby trap. He simply won't let you get close enough to chomp on any dangerous bits. Jason's suit has too many hard and rough edges from all the kevlar. Damian's is tolerable, but the type of fabric constituting it doesn't feel good against your gums.

But Bruce? In his plainclothes? Especially with his arms out? It's free real estate, babey!!!!!! Skin!!!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Bruce doesn't understand why it's just him. Is it his shampoo? Is it the lotion he wears? Is it the plethora of scars texturing his skin that you like? What's the big deal? He doesn't know, but it makes you happy, so he's fine to be your chew toy until your teeth grow in enough to risk real injury. You're a wild little baby, he doesn't need you developing bloodlust, too.

[chaotixcx]

i didn't know that es swindle/bumblebee was something I could ship, but you, singlehandedly, have sold me on it

i'm a swinbee shipper now

AHAHAHA YESSSS!!! MY INFLUENCE!!!!

[hotchnerwrites]

Live & Unfiltered

Pairing: Toji Fushiguro x streamer!reader

Word Count: 2.4k

Warnings: NSFW, smut (18+ only), reader is a streamer with a bedroom setup, fingering, oral sex, doggy, size k1nk if you squint, afab reader, no use of (y/n), swear words, a little bit of v0yeurism, a bit of soft dom toji omg

Request: Hiii!!! I was wondering if you could do Popular live streamer x Toji? Where reader forgets to turn her live off and Toji and reader do some "things". After that she gets banned for a month??? ⚠️ don't write this is you don't feel comfortable ⚠️

A/N: Thank you so much for your request @okgrdgy !! I'm sorry it took me a while, kind of went ham on it. I hope it's what you envisioned. I loved this idea so much. Included a streamer chat too. TBH i don't watch streams, so I took some creative liberties here and there ahahaha we pretend we do not see the inaccuracies. I hope you like it!!! Enjoy reading <3333

My requests are open! Send me stuff through my asks :)

The stopwatch has been ticking for almost 3 hours now. You’re getting tired now and plan on ending the live stream soon. It was getting late in the evening. According to the streaming stats on your secondary monitor, viewers were tabbing out too, which made this decision all too easy. You had dedicated four years of your life to streaming as a career. Your mom had questioned your sanity initially, but after you bought her the house in cash, she shut up about it. Clearly, you had done something right to be averaging 3 million viewers per live. The money was excellent too. You imagined having a great pair of tits had something to do with it too. Lord knows some of those incels viewing your content asked you to strip enough times. 

“Alright, chat, what do you say we wrap this up soon? I’m getting real tired and I wanna grab dinner soon!” You chirp into the mic. “I’ll make you a deal, yeah? I’ll play one more lobby and if I win, we all call it a night.”

mandown13: Deal!!! Get ‘em girl. Just donated a rose for good luck. 🌹 mattymp4: Donated 12 subs, I’m expecting a shoutout soon. marc_johnson_25: Dinner? Yeah right. More like making a sandwich for your boyfriend vibecheck_77: Let's gooo!! Can’t wait for the next level 💪🎮 justanotherfan69: you gonna bounce in your seat again? I know you wore that cropped shirt just for us today 😏 pufferfishxoxo: the new overlay fucks, i love it chillguy_42: You gonna do a fan lobby again? shadow_ninja51: Still waiting on the RE8 stream… I donated roses for it :/ dont_killmyvibe: What’s plans for the next stream?  sarah_gamer_13: Sad to see you going offline early today.

As you read through the comments, the door behind you creaks open. You glance over your shoulder, pushing one side of your headset off. You see Toji, fresh out of the shower, dressed in his old sweats. He’s towelling his hair as he looks at you. He cracks a smile before speaking up. 

“How much longer, doll? I’m starving.”

“One more game, honey, then I’m done, I promise. I won’t be long.”

“You’d be on there all night if you could,” he grumbles, “Don’t take too long, okay? Yell when you’re done.” With that, Toji turns and leaves the room, his footsteps padding down the hallway.

shadowhunter23: You should do a stream with your mans. That’d be lit. justanotherfan69: @/shadowhunter23 Yeah right. He’s gonna cook her. Bet she won’t so she doesn’t lose on stream. sarah_gamer_13: Yeah right, idiots. vibecheck_77: Keep an eye on your left when you go in. It’s your blind spot.

“Okay, chat, here we go. And no, I’m not gonna stream with Toji. He doesn’t really like being on camera, and we respect that here,” you say. You turn back to your primary monitor, double-check that the screen is visible, and return your focus to the lobby.

mandown13: Yessss! You did it! Let’s gooooo! 🙌 pufferfishxoxo: Cooked LOL toxicwaste42: Lmao, didn’t expect that. Guess I was wrong. 🙄 justanotherfan69: Toji sure is one lucky bastard gamerbro_999: Bruh, stop pretending you know how to play. Just look at your reactions. Fake ass bitch. n00bmaster76: Maybe if you showed your tits less and played more, your stats wouldn’t be in the shit. sarah_gamer_13: Good job, girlie. Take rest, you did good today. shadow_ninja51: She’s good, but the fact that people donate just because you’re hot is so wild. 😂

You lean back and stretch your arms as you wrap up the stream. “Alright, chat, that’s it for now. As promised, one last one and we’re done. Thanks for sticking around! I love you all, and I’ll see you next week as usual. Night!” 

You click the end stream button, and the chat blows up with excited comments. You’re grateful to be off now. The ends of your streams were the part you hated the most, not just because you hated leaving your fans but also because the end was when the incels came out in full force. It was such a headache to deal with them. But you’re glad today’s over and you’re looking forward to spending time with your boyfriend.

“Tojiiiiiii,” you call. You’ve missed him. “I’m done. Come backkkkkk!” You know you sound needy but that’s because you are.

Toji strolls back into your room, broad shoulders filling the doorway. He flashes you that crooked grin you love, the scar stretching across his teeth. His hair still hasn’t dried fully, sticking up in the front. 

“You miss me, doll?” He teases, sauntering over to your bed where you’re sprawled out. His voice is raspy and his smile is teasing, like he’s trying to get under your skin. You can’t help but wonder how he pulls it off so effortlessly. 

You part your legs, and he stands between them, staring down at you. His arms are crossed across his broad chest. From this height, he looks like a giant. 

“Long stream?” He asks. His tone is soft, as if genuinely curious, but you know better. The way his lips curl into a flirty smirk tells you he couldn’t care less about the stream. He’s more interested in you. 

“Yeah. You still hungry?”

“Sure,” he shrugs noncommittally. He doesn’t follow that up with anything, but you didn’t dare interrupt. You could tell something was on his mind. After a beat, he flops down next to you. You shift over a bit, making room for him. Toji throws a large arm across your body and pulls you closer. His hand lands on your waist with a firm, possessive grip. His warmth surrounds you, and the scent of his cologne washes over you. You inhale deeply, enjoying the quiet moment.

“You don’t seem hungry, Toji,” you whisper. 

Toji chuckles, “I am. I swear.” He leans in closer, his breath tickling your face. He slowly presses his lips to the side of yours. His hand sneaks up your waist, making feather-light touches as it approaches your breast. His fingers slide against the fabric of your shirt. The warmth from his body sends a shiver down your spine. 

“Oh!” Were you short-circuiting?

“Yeah. Oh.” Toji chuckles, low and playful. He’s enjoying this. 

He leans in again and presses his mouth against yours. Your eyes flutter shut as you lose yourself in the sensation. His tongue swipes against your lips, asking for permission that you don’t think twice about granting. Long, languid strokes are Toji’s style. His tongue dances against yours, and you can’t help the moan that escapes your lips. A warm buzz spreads through your body, which you never want to end. As you both break away to catch your breath, Toji moves down and presses warm, wet kisses against your neck.

“Toji,” you whimper his name, “Please, baby, I need more.”

He pulls away to look into your eyes. Toji tilts your chin up gently with his fingers and says. “Relax, honey, let me take care of it. Just let me help you with that.”

Before you can react, Toji returns to mouthing that spot on your neck. All this while, he had been taking his time, but something had changed now. His hand trails down your waist, sending electricity dancing down your skin. He hooks his fingers under your shirt and yanks it clean off.

“God, you’re so beautiful, doll,” Toji murmurs as he moves down your body. Your body feels like it’s on fire, and you emit a sound between a moan and a whimper. Your need is increasing by the second, and you’re not sure how much longer you can be patient. “Toji,” you mumble out.

“Quiet, baby. Be patient. I’ve got you,” Toji replies from between your legs. With that, he slides your sweats off and gets to work. It seemed like a fire had been lit within him, he wasn’t wasting any time now. He hooks a finger in your panties and pulls it to the side. He presses a thumb to your clit, giving it an experimental swipe. When you gasp and arch against his touch, he takes the liberty of adding a long swipe against your wet cunt with his tongue. 

Your eyes roll back in your head as he continues his ministrations against you. You’re getting impossibly wetter, and the feeling of his tongue against you is overwhelming. Toji groans against you, flicking your clit with his tongue before he slides a finger into your wet hole. You gasp against the sudden intrusion and buck against him. You can't help the moans spilling out of you as Toji’s fingers work in and out of you, his tongue against your swollen bud. 

“Look at me, baby,” Toji orders, his tone warming your core. You hum as Toji’s fingers hit your sweet spot, over and over again. 

“I’m close, Toji, please,” you beg. He doesn’t respond, but his fingers scissor inside you, making you grind your hips against his face. A sudden bolt of lightning arcs up your spine, and your release hits you like a train. 

“Fuck!” You spit out, pleasure radiating from your core in waves. Toji hauls himself above you, biceps bulging. His mouth is glistening in your juices, and he’s grinning from ear to ear. You grab him by the front of his shirt and pull him in for a sloppy kiss. You can taste yourself in his mouth, and it’s driving you crazy. 

Without a warning, Toji suddenly flips you over onto your hands and knees. “Be a good girl for me, now, okay?” He whispers into your ear as he leans over you. You don’t respond. Instead, you push your ass back against his crotch, right onto his erection. As you grind against him, Toji emits a deep rumble from his chest. He presses a large palm against the small of your back and pushes you down. 

“Misbehave and I’ll stop, doll,” Toji states. His tone brooks no argument, and you stop your movements. Toji moves behind you, and you hear the soft rustle of fabric— he strips quickly and rolls on a condom. He’s so fast that you barely register his actions. Before you get a chance you say anything, Toji taps his cock against your entrance a few times and slides in. 

A high-pitched gasp escapes you as you stretch to accommodate to girth. You had slept with Toji so many times, but it always felt like the first time with him. Nothing got you used to his cock bullying its way past your walls. 

“Fuck, Toji, you’re too big,” you can barely get the words out. The tip of his cock is kissing your spongy walls and you’re already seeing stars as he drags it in and out. His eyes don’t move from where your bodies connect. 

“I wanna hear you, sweetheart,” Toji says as he sets a rough pace.

 You don’t even deign him with an answer; you’re too far gone at this point to string words together. His cock hits all the spots you need it too. Your cries bounce off the walls, and the room smells like sweat and sex. A ring of cream has formed around the base of Toji’s cock. Your walls are fluttering against his cock as he speeds up. Pleasure radiates from your pussy to your head and you swear you could hear bells. 

“Harder, Toji, please, I wanna cum so bad,” you cry out. 

Toji pushes you down and holds you down with one arm. He’s going in deeper at this angle, and his dick repeatedly hits your G-spot. You’re basically screaming from pleasure now, and you can hear Toji grunting above you. You squeeze around him as he slides you up and down his cock at a rapid pace. His grip on your waist tightens, and Toji groans as he cums suddenly. He thrusts shallowly a few more times, enough for you to chase your high, and you cum for a second time. This time, your pleasure slides through you slowly, a warm feeling slowly spreading through your body.

Toji slides off you and lays down next to you. “God, doll, you’re so perfect,” he murmurs as he presses a kiss to your forehead. You push yourself up on your arms and crawl onto his chest. His arm wraps around you and his fingers draw abstract designs on your back. 

“You were hungry,” you say. Toji looks down at you, a small smirk tugging against the edge of his mouth. 

“Yeah. Just not the kind you thought,” he chuckles. 

You descend into a fit of giggles. As you both come down your highs, you hear the bells again. 

“Toji, did you hear that?” You ask. He looks at you, a confused look in his eyes.

“What are you talking about?”

“The bells, can you hear them?”

“What be— Oh. Oh.” Toji looks distracted suddenly, glancing over your shoulder.

“What’s wrong? What is it?” You turn your head, following his gaze.

There, in the distance, next to your setup, you can see a faint red dot.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck fuck. No fucking way.

You leap up, grab your shirt off the floor and toss it on as you run over to your desktop. The bells… The stupid bells were notification sounds. From your livestream. From earlier.

That you had apparently forgotten to turn all the way off. 

justanotherfan69: No. Fucking. Way. n00bmaster76: I knew she’d do it. None of these female streamers don’t do it for the game, they just sell themselves online for money. Why would she be any different? L. toxicwaste42: YOOOOOOO

You quickly hit the end stream button properly this time. The light blinks off this time. Just to be sure, you pull the plug from the outlet as well. 

“Baby, what is it?” Toji asks from behind you.

“So, uh… remember that livestream earlier?” You say sheepishly.

“Yeah. What about it?”

“I….. kind of….. maybe… forgot to turn it off……”

-------------------------------

Bonus The next day, you stare at your emails in pure dismay.

Your account has been temporarily suspended for violating the T&C associated with streaming through our client. Our company aims to be family-friendly, and your actions, upon review, do not align with our ideals. As a result, we have banned you from streaming for the next one (1) month. If you wish to appeal this decision, please respond to this email. Regards

Toji sneaks a look at your screen over your shoulder. He laughs at your plight.

"Oh, shut up, Toji," you snark, his mirth doing nothing for your foul mood, "You're the reason behind this."

"Worth it. Toooootally worth it," he draws out the syllables.

You swat his chest as you begin typing up your appeal.

Thank you for reading. Likes, reblogs, comments and follows are appreciated! Constructive criticism is welcome :) Do not plagiarise my content and/or post it anywhere without crediting me.

[limnsaber]

Me: oh :( oh what if I annoy my mutuals :( :(

Me, granted an ‘annoy my mutuals’ button: YESSSS!!! AHAHAHA YESSSSS!!!

[thegreymoon]

Eternal Brotherhood

I'm feeling absolutely miserable, angry and on edge. I'm sure watching a bunch of adorable people march straight to their doom despite all their valiant efforts to avoid it will fix me 😌

***

YESSSS, SWORN BROTHERS, WRECK SHIT!!

Since Zichuan Xiu has apparently forgotten that he has superpowers and is not dodging that axe on his own 🙄🙄

***

Whomst?

***

MTE.

This poor guy, here he is, just trying to earn a living cutting heads and all and getting caught up in political nonsense.

***

WTF.

I thought you were here to help??

Again, feeling sorry for the executioner. None of this was in his job description.

***

AND THE EXECUTIONER MOVES TO DO AS HE SAYS AND HE ATTACKS. UNFAIRNESS!!

***

He is also about to have a bad day, ahahaha 😆

Also, LMAO at some people => whole army 🤣🤣

Just a handful! Nobody significant! Oh, wait.

***

Oh, it's the guy he sent the human skin underwear to 😬

Honestly, as much as I appreciate Lord Yang as a capable villain, I would not be pissing any of these people off if I wanted to live a long life.

***

LMAO, loving him 🤣🤣

He offered him multiple options to save face. He refused all of them and now it's gloves off. Touch my disciple and die because I said so.

***

Again, whomst?

***

I am in awe of these underpants they made out of a man's skin.

Even Taxian-jun could never but I feel like Wen Kexing would be proud.

***

LMAO, imagine listening in on this conversation and hearing this out of context 🤣🤣

Especially if you knew he ditched dinner with a pretty girl to go on a date with him 🤣🤣

Romance is dead and buried 🤣🤣

***

Ah, but his cousin/girlfriend is rich 😋

***

LMAO, shameless 🤣🤣

But he did already send him leather underwear, so 🤐🤐

***

LOL, is it porn? 👀

[quackquackcey]

HII!! I just wanna say you’ve been one of my favorite writers recently! Derek’s Kumquat, is one of my favorites that I go back to every now and then. I always check to see if you have anything new when I need my Sterek fix. I just wanna say thank you for all your hard work bc you deliver every single time idk how you do it. So this is my first ever request! I saw a fanart by thebookwormfanboy a year ago that I haven’t been able to get out of my head, which I will attach at the end. I’ve looked for fics similar to what the art entailed, but they just didn’t quite hit the way I needed them to. So I thought you’d be the perfect person to ask. Basically, Stiles and Derek see each other again for the first time in 2 years after the events of season 4. Except Derek has put on weight since Stiles last saw him. He’s not chubby, but just thicker and bulkier. A little rounder where he used to be sharp cut. Like a dad bod. And hairier since he stopped waxing his chest and trimming his beard down to stubble and instead lets it be fuller. He’s still built and has muscle, but like I said, he’s not super cut with washboard abs like in seasons 1-2. And Stiles can’t stop looking at him. If Stiles thought he couldn’t be even more attracted to Derek than before, he was sorely mistaken. Stiles is super turned on by the obvious difference in his and Derek’s build/body types. Derek: “Why are staring? I know I’m not as cut as when we first met but- Stiles?” Stiles: internally *give me a baby so I can make you an actual dilf* Queue in GIMME A BIG BOYYYY by SZA. Do you see the vision?!?! If anyone could perfectly execute this and make it sexy, I think it would be you. Also no pressure if you’re not feeling it. Thank youuu.

ahhhhh what a sweet ask 🥰 it really means a lot to me that you enjoy my fics so much!! 😭 I'm touched & v flattered, thank you for reading and leaving such a kind kind ask that brightened my days!

& omg a request!! pleasantly very surprised ahahaha I never get requests, & yESSSS I SEE THE VISION 😩 I'M SO HERE FOR IT! plush muscles plush muscles plush boobies plush muscles 🤤 I don't know when I'll have time BUT mark my words, I will def write a oneshot or something about this (& I'll tag you when I do!!) 🥰 If you have any other requests, feel free to let me know! 💛

[queercodedvillains]

Look I may not know transistor all that well but I know a juicy tragic narrative when I see one!! Hello!! Put those bitches in a situation!! God knows I'm a sasodei shipper for life but here's my thing there are so many alternate universes and so many ways for their relationship to manifest and romance is fun and all but the inherent core of their dynamic is being tragic foils. Two sides of the same coin. They're both artists obsessed with death and decay and entropy and the ceaseless progression of time but deidara leans into that and lets himself live deliciously while sasori runs from it while simultaneously desperately trying hold onto it? Holding onto it so fucking tightly is what repels him from it in the first place? Both of their refusals to compromise their artistic philosophy for each other? Deidaras (correct) flexing of his right to live and love someone who's available and compatible and yknow remotely fucking healthy for him? Because of course he could never be anyone's possession he's so defined by his endless pursuit of freedom and transcendence? Do not get me wrong the original premise just between inudei makes me want to rip my heart out bc I don't need it anymore but G O D adding sasori in as an antagonist in THIS capacity is just fucking sending me into overdrive.

This is so perfectly in character for sasori being so obsessed with permanence and a pathological avoidance of grief. Like sure he could avoid attachment but he had no choice when it came to Deidara by virtue of time spent in close proximity. But for him to watch deidara pick someone else, even if he had no intention or ability to fill that role in his life, his nasty abandonment issues and cold blooded sadistic streak would absolutely drive him to bloody revenge. He is the epitome of "if I cant have you then no one can" (hello third kazekage and komushi).

He is so motivated by his fear of loss that it drives him to ruining the people he loves by turning them into things, because things can't leave him, right? Sasoris affection is so tied in possession that I don't think he knows the difference between them, in any universe this is so core to his character it just tickles my amygdala to see it explored in a new way.

Give him different tools sure now hes cybernetic instead of wood and chakra, but he uses them the same way to turn himself into an inhuman, seemingly indestructible, eternal being spared from all the messy physiological and psychosomatic emotions that plagued him so viciously since he was just a kid who didn't know his parents died? Pushed to horrific means to achieve his ends? His tragic flaw being that he brings about his own loss in his attempt to avoid it? Sasori wants him back so bad he's willing to irreparably hurt deidara and by extension their relationship forever? The urge to possess and preserve as a twisted expression of suppressed homoerotic desire that he can't even conceptualize bc he doesn't have the hormonal capacity to feel that or the emotional capacity to process it? How the pursuit of his art always fuckin brings about his tragic end??

Bro I'm chewing through plywood over this how dare you 😭😤😭😤😭

They want you back, I bet.

Well... so do I.

Parallel Play Week 2024

Day 1 - Fairytales

Woe, Parallel Play Week 2024 be upon ye! (For those uninitiated this is when I borrow the prompts of another ship week and play alongside them with my own blorbos because there's no one who will do a ship week with my obscure crossover ship and sometimes it's just nice to feel like a part of something. I will sit quietly in my corner and not disturb the ship week tags though.)

I searched for a bunch of different cultural fairytales that might have fit this prompt, but in the end I succumbed to my baser desires and made a Transistor AU, so it's more "Fiction" than "Fairytale."

I imagine the Akatsuki being the Camerata in this AU. Itachi is obviously Royce Bracket, Pain and Konan I think make a decent Grant and Asher Kendrell, and it would be really interesting for Sasori to be Sybil Reisz. You can insert any ship thoughts you would like in there, but I think he's the Akatsuki member most suited to being a flying multi-armed glitch monster.

[ryuki-draws]

Screaming with joy! I followed because I loved your oc Grease and transformers art but I didn’t know you liked Pathologic too!

Have you ever drawn Artemy?

Ahahaha, YESSSS! :D Pathologic is one of those things that my mind has on the backburner at all times - getting into it during the first wave of the pandemic lockdowns just after I got my bachelor's degree and started master's program might have done something permanent to my brain chemistry, hAH (and then I read the Young Doctor's Notebook and I was ultimately screwed)

I actually haven't drawn Artemy outside some silly doodles that never saw the light of day. I'm a shameless Daniil enjoyer, love putting that funky little man through the Horrors (Marble Nest my beloved). So I thought I'd give it a try! Local man too tired but hair still fluffy! (because he doesn't have time to brush it, there are 5 infants in his inventory and he traded the hairbrush for 3 marbles and a piece of chalk)

[vanilladraws22-blog]

Could um...draw more sonamy and tbhk crossovers... AH okay bye!!! Love your art-

Omgggg Yessss ahahaha— i actually have some sonamy x tbhk doodles that i haven’t shown u guys yet ,so here they are lol :)

Still not sure yet if Aoi is blaze or cream. Im also still not sure abt Tails as yugi too GRHRHR

Mmmm traditional stuffies

[thankyouforthev3n0m]

we forgive chiitan?

me too

AHAHAHAHAHA

didn’t you send me a reel with this???

it’s still so funny i’m dying 😭😭

i bet chiitan likes the fact i’m dying…

[sister-dear]

💣 Favorite Zelda Item/Weapon?

YESSSS omg. Wait no gotta limit myself ahahaha. ...We're just gonna do this as best-of in a couple of my fav games.

Minish Cap: the gust jar! So glad they included a version of it in Skyward Sword too and wish they'd bring it back again! Little Link is so cute when he uses it in MC, the thing is nearly as big as he is. Lanch things at enemies! Launch yourself! Propel yourself across water! Pull items to you! IDK it's just a fun mechanic.

Skyward Sword: the beetle is So. CUTE.

Link's Awakening: the magic rod. FIRE. MUAHAHHAA

A Link Between Worlds: the tornado rod! I like the noise it makes, and it's fun to watch things go spinning into the air.

OoT: hover boots! they also make a really fun sound. And I appreciated having the insurance against just dropping over the edge of narrow platforms.

BOTW: great flameblade. GIANT FUCKOFF FLAMING SWORD HECK YES

Also the pegasus boots. Just in general. Watching Link slam himself into things is hilarious. His poor head. And the way his feet move when he's getting ready to go!