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beck-hartman · 1 year ago

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Tapping his head, Beck muttered with a breathy chuckle, "fucking genius up here." He may not be able to see as clearly as he could a few minutes ago, but he could ponder the big questions. Like was weed medicinal because it made you laugh? "Oh yeah, we do it together or we don't do it at all," he confirmed, barely able to form the words without the laughter wrapping all the way around them.

He had always hated how trapped she seemed, like a caged bird. It didn't feel right that she was losing some of her light day by day, and it wasn't his place, never had been, to tell her directly that she should leave. Though who knew what all he may have said after one too many drinks? God knows there had been more than a few nights he said things he shouldn't have when they were both drowning the aches of a seemingly endless loneliness. He had Shosh now, and it seemed unfair she was still stuck with James. Camille deserved to be as happy as he was. "Head's too big already," he quipped, "so you can just say I'm right, nothing's going to save me." He knew she meant it, but he also knew she didn't want to get too gooey about it.

"Yeah? I taught Shosh how to surf, but she actually did listen to me," Beck said with a laugh. He'd also taught Chan how to swim--well, those lessons were in progress. He knew the basics, but that wasn't for him to say aloud. "I love having a good time, so maybe." The smile remained as she mentioned him being a hopeless romantic, shaking his head, "that's her. I'm just trying to keep up." Maybe he was too, but he was going to push a little against saying it aloud. However, his words still said it for him. "She's the only one I'd marry." If she never came back, maybe that wouldn't have been completely true in another ten or more years. He wouldn't have tied himself down in his twenties, though, he knew that much. "But Olives is pretty freaked about how fast she thinks we're already moving, and Shosh--" He had enough capacity to catch that slow-moving thought before it fully escaped. Was it his business to say she'd had been down the aisle? He wasn't sure, but fuck, that thought turned his stomach. It was the reason they weren't talking about, though. The ink on the divorce papers was still drying--well, already dry, but...fresh enough.

"She thinks I'm cute, a joy," he joked, even though it was the truth. Shosh loved him for all he was, and though he teased about her patience, she never did make it seem like she ever had to exercise any. The moment blended into something else, a real understanding of the depth of what they were talking about. "You don't give up," he murmured his summation of her point, "got it. I had to wait eight years with no hope, so if I can do that, pretty sure I can do anything." Though her own marriage was on jagged rocks, slicing her up in the process, he soaked up everything Camille had to say about marriage and what the future looked like for him and Shosh. It would be his first, her second, but it would be the last for both of them. He knew that for a fact. "Do you still love him?" He asked, whether his own bluntness or the weed loosening his tongue more than normal. "Like I know he's a shithead who fucked you over, but is there anything to be in the trenches for?"

If there was one thing Beck believed in wholeheartedly, it was light. He'd had his moments in the dark, but as long as he breathed, he tried to keep searching for light. Even if Camille gave up on that fight, he'd keep reminding her. A smile creeped back up on his lips as she mentioned how lucky Shosh was. "Nah, lucky one's me. It's the easiest thing in the world to love my girl," he said, realizing maybe he sounded as much like a romantic as she did a softie. "That soft, gooey center," he continued to tease despite her 'threat', laughing as he tried to shrug her off as she mussed his hair. "Nah, you love me with that whole heart that's growing three sizes today." With more laughter flooding his voice, he added, "so who's the romantic?"

With another shared laugh and the mellow high surrounding them, Camille mused, "you might be onto something." She took another drag, feeling the stress and weight of the world slowly melting away. For the moment, her life seemed far more manageable. Her husband's betrayal and her family's secrets were still there but in a distant and blurry way. "And now I'm interested in hearing this evil laugh. That means I gotta actually do it, doesn't it?" A fit of laughter followed, the high still consuming her whole.

It's never too late. The statement hung in the air, leaving a heaviness in the pit of her stomach. Beck's words struck a chord with her, and she knew it was true. Camille could leave. She could take Noah and start over somewhere. She could separate from James, go no contact. It was possible. But her spite was too strong, her ego too damaged to do any of it. It was easier to drown her sorrows with a drink, and let the resentment stew until it became something unrecognizable. "Mmm, maybe you're right. But only maybe. I don't want that head of yours getting too big." The sincere, half-full smile on her face read otherwise, however. Despite her playful banter, Camille was grateful for everything he was saying. His support and encouragement meant more than she would ever express.

"Oh yes, teach lessons! I'll be the first to sign up." Camille's tone was playful and excited as she continued. "I won't listen to a damn word you'd say, but we'd have a great fuckin' time." She laughed, imagining the chaos that would ensue. Though the mention of marriage of course made her mind drift to James. Bleh. "You're such a hopeless romantic. It's a wonder how you haven't made your way down the aisle yet. Or a few times even." Though teasing, she had no hate toward what others did with their life. She could appreciate the fact that there were still relationships, much like his and Shosh's, that were worth holding onto. It just didn't happen that way for her.

"Gotta be if she's planning to do just that for the rest of your lives." She wasn't sure if the pair had talked about it, it wasn't any of her business on the matter. But Beck clearly thought about it and wanted it, so she was catering to that. "Well just remember that." Her eyes darted slowly toward him and for a moment, all the sarcasm and wit escaped her, leaving nothing but a seriousness that was rare for her. "Marriage can be hard, even when you're in love." There was a hint of sadness that flashed across her face, the reminder that her marriage hadn't been a walk in the park. "You gotta remember to remind yourself that it's worth it when it gets hard because lord knows when we're in the trenches, it's hard to remember that."

Camille may have not been the strongest believer in the light shining bright at the end of the tunnel, but she was determined to not all of her cynicism seep out. "She's a lucky gal," Camille began, her voice carrying a hint of wistfulness, "to have someone like you love her that much." She exhaled hard, realizing that yeah she was being a real fucking softie right now. "Ew, shut the fuck up, twerp. Or I'll kick your ass." Bouncing back from the seriousness of their conversation, Camille leaned over to rustle through Beck's hair, ruining it with a quick shake of her hand. "I hate you, you know that?!"

#( thread | camille. )#// yessss lol #gotta love a long ass thread ahahaha #also them being like giggle serious giggle is cracking me up. they're ALL over the place

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hotchnerwrites · 22 days ago

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Live & Unfiltered

Pairing: Toji Fushiguro x streamer!reader

Word Count: 2.4k

Warnings: NSFW, smut (18+ only), reader is a streamer with a bedroom setup, fingering, oral sex, doggy, size k1nk if you squint, afab reader, no use of (y/n), swear words, a little bit of v0yeurism, a bit of soft dom toji omg

Request: Hiii!!! I was wondering if you could do Popular live streamer x Toji? Where reader forgets to turn her live off and Toji and reader do some "things". After that she gets banned for a month??? ⚠️ don't write this is you don't feel comfortable ⚠️

A/N: Thank you so much for your request @okgrdgy !! I'm sorry it took me a while, kind of went ham on it. I hope it's what you envisioned. I loved this idea so much. Included a streamer chat too. TBH i don't watch streams, so I took some creative liberties here and there ahahaha we pretend we do not see the inaccuracies. I hope you like it!!! Enjoy reading <3333

My requests are open! Send me stuff through my asks :)

The stopwatch has been ticking for almost 3 hours now. You’re getting tired now and plan on ending the live stream soon. It was getting late in the evening. According to the streaming stats on your secondary monitor, viewers were tabbing out too, which made this decision all too easy. You had dedicated four years of your life to streaming as a career. Your mom had questioned your sanity initially, but after you bought her the house in cash, she shut up about it. Clearly, you had done something right to be averaging 3 million viewers per live. The money was excellent too. You imagined having a great pair of tits had something to do with it too. Lord knows some of those incels viewing your content asked you to strip enough times.

“Alright, chat, what do you say we wrap this up soon? I’m getting real tired and I wanna grab dinner soon!” You chirp into the mic. “I’ll make you a deal, yeah? I’ll play one more lobby and if I win, we all call it a night.”

mandown13: Deal!!! Get ‘em girl. Just donated a rose for good luck. 🌹 mattymp4: Donated 12 subs, I’m expecting a shoutout soon. marc_johnson_25: Dinner? Yeah right. More like making a sandwich for your boyfriend vibecheck_77: Let's gooo!! Can’t wait for the next level 💪🎮 justanotherfan69: you gonna bounce in your seat again? I know you wore that cropped shirt just for us today 😏 pufferfishxoxo: the new overlay fucks, i love it chillguy_42: You gonna do a fan lobby again? shadow_ninja51: Still waiting on the RE8 stream… I donated roses for it :/ dont_killmyvibe: What’s plans for the next stream? sarah_gamer_13: Sad to see you going offline early today.

As you read through the comments, the door behind you creaks open. You glance over your shoulder, pushing one side of your headset off. You see Toji, fresh out of the shower, dressed in his old sweats. He’s towelling his hair as he looks at you. He cracks a smile before speaking up.

“How much longer, doll? I’m starving.”

“One more game, honey, then I’m done, I promise. I won’t be long.”

“You’d be on there all night if you could,” he grumbles, “Don’t take too long, okay? Yell when you’re done.” With that, Toji turns and leaves the room, his footsteps padding down the hallway.

shadowhunter23: You should do a stream with your mans. That’d be lit. justanotherfan69: @/shadowhunter23 Yeah right. He’s gonna cook her. Bet she won’t so she doesn’t lose on stream. sarah_gamer_13: Yeah right, idiots. vibecheck_77: Keep an eye on your left when you go in. It’s your blind spot.

“Okay, chat, here we go. And no, I’m not gonna stream with Toji. He doesn’t really like being on camera, and we respect that here,” you say. You turn back to your primary monitor, double-check that the screen is visible, and return your focus to the lobby.

mandown13: Yessss! You did it! Let’s gooooo! 🙌 pufferfishxoxo: Cooked LOL toxicwaste42: Lmao, didn’t expect that. Guess I was wrong. 🙄 justanotherfan69: Toji sure is one lucky bastard gamerbro_999: Bruh, stop pretending you know how to play. Just look at your reactions. Fake ass bitch. n00bmaster76: Maybe if you showed your tits less and played more, your stats wouldn’t be in the shit. sarah_gamer_13: Good job, girlie. Take rest, you did good today. shadow_ninja51: She’s good, but the fact that people donate just because you’re hot is so wild. 😂

You lean back and stretch your arms as you wrap up the stream. “Alright, chat, that’s it for now. As promised, one last one and we’re done. Thanks for sticking around! I love you all, and I’ll see you next week as usual. Night!”

You click the end stream button, and the chat blows up with excited comments. You’re grateful to be off now. The ends of your streams were the part you hated the most, not just because you hated leaving your fans but also because the end was when the incels came out in full force. It was such a headache to deal with them. But you’re glad today’s over and you’re looking forward to spending time with your boyfriend.

“Tojiiiiiii,” you call. You’ve missed him. “I’m done. Come backkkkkk!” You know you sound needy but that’s because you are.

Toji strolls back into your room, broad shoulders filling the doorway. He flashes you that crooked grin you love, the scar stretching across his teeth. His hair still hasn’t dried fully, sticking up in the front.

“You miss me, doll?” He teases, sauntering over to your bed where you’re sprawled out. His voice is raspy and his smile is teasing, like he’s trying to get under your skin. You can’t help but wonder how he pulls it off so effortlessly.

You part your legs, and he stands between them, staring down at you. His arms are crossed across his broad chest. From this height, he looks like a giant.

“Long stream?” He asks. His tone is soft, as if genuinely curious, but you know better. The way his lips curl into a flirty smirk tells you he couldn’t care less about the stream. He’s more interested in you.

“Yeah. You still hungry?”

“Sure,” he shrugs noncommittally. He doesn’t follow that up with anything, but you didn’t dare interrupt. You could tell something was on his mind. After a beat, he flops down next to you. You shift over a bit, making room for him. Toji throws a large arm across your body and pulls you closer. His hand lands on your waist with a firm, possessive grip. His warmth surrounds you, and the scent of his cologne washes over you. You inhale deeply, enjoying the quiet moment.

“You don’t seem hungry, Toji,” you whisper.

Toji chuckles, “I am. I swear.” He leans in closer, his breath tickling your face. He slowly presses his lips to the side of yours. His hand sneaks up your waist, making feather-light touches as it approaches your breast. His fingers slide against the fabric of your shirt. The warmth from his body sends a shiver down your spine.

“Oh!” Were you short-circuiting?

“Yeah. Oh.” Toji chuckles, low and playful. He’s enjoying this.

He leans in again and presses his mouth against yours. Your eyes flutter shut as you lose yourself in the sensation. His tongue swipes against your lips, asking for permission that you don’t think twice about granting. Long, languid strokes are Toji’s style. His tongue dances against yours, and you can’t help the moan that escapes your lips. A warm buzz spreads through your body, which you never want to end. As you both break away to catch your breath, Toji moves down and presses warm, wet kisses against your neck.

“Toji,” you whimper his name, “Please, baby, I need more.”

He pulls away to look into your eyes. Toji tilts your chin up gently with his fingers and says. “Relax, honey, let me take care of it. Just let me help you with that.”

Before you can react, Toji returns to mouthing that spot on your neck. All this while, he had been taking his time, but something had changed now. His hand trails down your waist, sending electricity dancing down your skin. He hooks his fingers under your shirt and yanks it clean off.

“God, you’re so beautiful, doll,” Toji murmurs as he moves down your body. Your body feels like it’s on fire, and you emit a sound between a moan and a whimper. Your need is increasing by the second, and you’re not sure how much longer you can be patient. “Toji,” you mumble out.

“Quiet, baby. Be patient. I’ve got you,” Toji replies from between your legs. With that, he slides your sweats off and gets to work. It seemed like a fire had been lit within him, he wasn’t wasting any time now. He hooks a finger in your panties and pulls it to the side. He presses a thumb to your clit, giving it an experimental swipe. When you gasp and arch against his touch, he takes the liberty of adding a long swipe against your wet cunt with his tongue.

Your eyes roll back in your head as he continues his ministrations against you. You’re getting impossibly wetter, and the feeling of his tongue against you is overwhelming. Toji groans against you, flicking your clit with his tongue before he slides a finger into your wet hole. You gasp against the sudden intrusion and buck against him. You can't help the moans spilling out of you as Toji’s fingers work in and out of you, his tongue against your swollen bud.

“Look at me, baby,” Toji orders, his tone warming your core. You hum as Toji’s fingers hit your sweet spot, over and over again.

“I’m close, Toji, please,” you beg. He doesn’t respond, but his fingers scissor inside you, making you grind your hips against his face. A sudden bolt of lightning arcs up your spine, and your release hits you like a train.

“Fuck!” You spit out, pleasure radiating from your core in waves. Toji hauls himself above you, biceps bulging. His mouth is glistening in your juices, and he’s grinning from ear to ear. You grab him by the front of his shirt and pull him in for a sloppy kiss. You can taste yourself in his mouth, and it’s driving you crazy.

Without a warning, Toji suddenly flips you over onto your hands and knees. “Be a good girl for me, now, okay?” He whispers into your ear as he leans over you. You don’t respond. Instead, you push your ass back against his crotch, right onto his erection. As you grind against him, Toji emits a deep rumble from his chest. He presses a large palm against the small of your back and pushes you down.

“Misbehave and I’ll stop, doll,” Toji states. His tone brooks no argument, and you stop your movements. Toji moves behind you, and you hear the soft rustle of fabric— he strips quickly and rolls on a condom. He’s so fast that you barely register his actions. Before you get a chance you say anything, Toji taps his cock against your entrance a few times and slides in.

A high-pitched gasp escapes you as you stretch to accommodate to girth. You had slept with Toji so many times, but it always felt like the first time with him. Nothing got you used to his cock bullying its way past your walls.

“Fuck, Toji, you’re too big,” you can barely get the words out. The tip of his cock is kissing your spongy walls and you’re already seeing stars as he drags it in and out. His eyes don’t move from where your bodies connect.

“I wanna hear you, sweetheart,” Toji says as he sets a rough pace.

You don’t even deign him with an answer; you’re too far gone at this point to string words together. His cock hits all the spots you need it too. Your cries bounce off the walls, and the room smells like sweat and sex. A ring of cream has formed around the base of Toji’s cock. Your walls are fluttering against his cock as he speeds up. Pleasure radiates from your pussy to your head and you swear you could hear bells.

“Harder, Toji, please, I wanna cum so bad,” you cry out.

Toji pushes you down and holds you down with one arm. He’s going in deeper at this angle, and his dick repeatedly hits your G-spot. You’re basically screaming from pleasure now, and you can hear Toji grunting above you. You squeeze around him as he slides you up and down his cock at a rapid pace. His grip on your waist tightens, and Toji groans as he cums suddenly. He thrusts shallowly a few more times, enough for you to chase your high, and you cum for a second time. This time, your pleasure slides through you slowly, a warm feeling slowly spreading through your body.

Toji slides off you and lays down next to you. “God, doll, you’re so perfect,” he murmurs as he presses a kiss to your forehead. You push yourself up on your arms and crawl onto his chest. His arm wraps around you and his fingers draw abstract designs on your back.

“You were hungry,” you say. Toji looks down at you, a small smirk tugging against the edge of his mouth.

“Yeah. Just not the kind you thought,” he chuckles.

You descend into a fit of giggles. As you both come down your highs, you hear the bells again.

“Toji, did you hear that?” You ask. He looks at you, a confused look in his eyes.

“What are you talking about?”

“The bells, can you hear them?”

“What be— Oh. Oh.” Toji looks distracted suddenly, glancing over your shoulder.

“What’s wrong? What is it?” You turn your head, following his gaze.

There, in the distance, next to your setup, you can see a faint red dot.

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck fuck. No fucking way.

You leap up, grab your shirt off the floor and toss it on as you run over to your desktop. The bells… The stupid bells were notification sounds. From your livestream. From earlier.

That you had apparently forgotten to turn all the way off.

justanotherfan69: No. Fucking. Way. n00bmaster76: I knew she’d do it. None of these female streamers don’t do it for the game, they just sell themselves online for money. Why would she be any different? L. toxicwaste42: YOOOOOOO

You quickly hit the end stream button properly this time. The light blinks off this time. Just to be sure, you pull the plug from the outlet as well.

“Baby, what is it?” Toji asks from behind you.

“So, uh… remember that livestream earlier?” You say sheepishly.

“Yeah. What about it?”

“I….. kind of….. maybe… forgot to turn it off……”

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Bonus The next day, you stare at your emails in pure dismay.

Your account has been temporarily suspended for violating the T&C associated with streaming through our client. Our company aims to be family-friendly, and your actions, upon review, do not align with our ideals. As a result, we have banned you from streaming for the next one (1) month. If you wish to appeal this decision, please respond to this email. Regards

Toji sneaks a look at your screen over your shoulder. He laughs at your plight.

"Oh, shut up, Toji," you snark, his mirth doing nothing for your foul mood, "You're the reason behind this."

"Worth it. Toooootally worth it," he draws out the syllables.

You swat his chest as you begin typing up your appeal.

Thank you for reading. Likes, reblogs, comments and follows are appreciated! Constructive criticism is welcome :) Do not plagiarise my content and/or post it anywhere without crediting me.

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limnsaber · 9 months ago

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Me: oh :( oh what if I annoy my mutuals :( :(

Me, granted an ‘annoy my mutuals’ button: YESSSS!!! AHAHAHA YESSSSS!!!

#lim posts #tumblr #tumblr boop #boop o meter #boop #shoutout to caws who let me wake up this morning to nearly 400 notifs #tumblr boop day

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thegreymoon · 10 months ago

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Eternal Brotherhood

I'm feeling absolutely miserable, angry and on edge. I'm sure watching a bunch of adorable people march straight to their doom despite all their valiant efforts to avoid it will fix me 😌

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YESSSS, SWORN BROTHERS, WRECK SHIT!!

Since Zichuan Xiu has apparently forgotten that he has superpowers and is not dodging that axe on his own 🙄🙄

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Whomst?

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MTE.

This poor guy, here he is, just trying to earn a living cutting heads and all and getting caught up in political nonsense.

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WTF.

I thought you were here to help??

Again, feeling sorry for the executioner. None of this was in his job description.

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AND THE EXECUTIONER MOVES TO DO AS HE SAYS AND HE ATTACKS. UNFAIRNESS!!

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He is also about to have a bad day, ahahaha 😆

Also, LMAO at some people => whole army 🤣🤣

Just a handful! Nobody significant! Oh, wait.

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Oh, it's the guy he sent the human skin underwear to 😬

Honestly, as much as I appreciate Lord Yang as a capable villain, I would not be pissing any of these people off if I wanted to live a long life.

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LMAO, loving him 🤣🤣

He offered him multiple options to save face. He refused all of them and now it's gloves off. Touch my disciple and die because I said so.

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Again, whomst?

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I am in awe of these underpants they made out of a man's skin.

Even Taxian-jun could never but I feel like Wen Kexing would be proud.

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LMAO, imagine listening in on this conversation and hearing this out of context 🤣🤣

Especially if you knew he ditched dinner with a pretty girl to go on a date with him 🤣🤣

Romance is dead and buried 🤣🤣

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Ah, but his cousin/girlfriend is rich 😋

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LMAO, shameless 🤣🤣

But he did already send him leather underwear, so 🤐🤐

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LOL, is it porn? 👀

#eternal brotherhood #eb spoilers #eb ep03

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quackquackcey · 4 months ago

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HII!! I just wanna say you’ve been one of my favorite writers recently! Derek’s Kumquat, is one of my favorites that I go back to every now and then. I always check to see if you have anything new when I need my Sterek fix. I just wanna say thank you for all your hard work bc you deliver every single time idk how you do it. So this is my first ever request! I saw a fanart by thebookwormfanboy a year ago that I haven’t been able to get out of my head, which I will attach at the end. I’ve looked for fics similar to what the art entailed, but they just didn’t quite hit the way I needed them to. So I thought you’d be the perfect person to ask. Basically, Stiles and Derek see each other again for the first time in 2 years after the events of season 4. Except Derek has put on weight since Stiles last saw him. He’s not chubby, but just thicker and bulkier. A little rounder where he used to be sharp cut. Like a dad bod. And hairier since he stopped waxing his chest and trimming his beard down to stubble and instead lets it be fuller. He’s still built and has muscle, but like I said, he’s not super cut with washboard abs like in seasons 1-2. And Stiles can’t stop looking at him. If Stiles thought he couldn’t be even more attracted to Derek than before, he was sorely mistaken. Stiles is super turned on by the obvious difference in his and Derek’s build/body types. Derek: “Why are staring? I know I’m not as cut as when we first met but- Stiles?” Stiles: internally *give me a baby so I can make you an actual dilf* Queue in GIMME A BIG BOYYYY by SZA. Do you see the vision?!?! If anyone could perfectly execute this and make it sexy, I think it would be you. Also no pressure if you’re not feeling it. Thank youuu.

ahhhhh what a sweet ask 🥰 it really means a lot to me that you enjoy my fics so much!! 😭 I'm touched & v flattered, thank you for reading and leaving such a kind kind ask that brightened my days!

& omg a request!! pleasantly very surprised ahahaha I never get requests, & yESSSS I SEE THE VISION 😩 I'M SO HERE FOR IT! plush muscles plush muscles plush boobies plush muscles 🤤 I don't know when I'll have time BUT mark my words, I will def write a oneshot or something about this (& I'll tag you when I do!!) 🥰 If you have any other requests, feel free to let me know! 💛

#cey asks #sterek #i see the vision & i LOVE IT #OPTIMAL PLUSH MUSCLES FOR CUDDLES GALORE

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ryuki-draws · 9 months ago

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Screaming with joy! I followed because I loved your oc Grease and transformers art but I didn’t know you liked Pathologic too!

Have you ever drawn Artemy?

Ahahaha, YESSSS! :D Pathologic is one of those things that my mind has on the backburner at all times - getting into it during the first wave of the pandemic lockdowns just after I got my bachelor's degree and started master's program might have done something permanent to my brain chemistry, hAH (and then I read the Young Doctor's Notebook and I was ultimately screwed)

I actually haven't drawn Artemy outside some silly doodles that never saw the light of day. I'm a shameless Daniil enjoyer, love putting that funky little man through the Horrors (Marble Nest my beloved). So I thought I'd give it a try! Local man too tired but hair still fluffy! (because he doesn't have time to brush it, there are 5 infants in his inventory and he traded the hairbrush for 3 marbles and a piece of chalk)

#ask #welcometothesewers #always happy to see fellow Patho fans especially among TF fans as well! :D #the games scratch the brain just right #Patho 2 is one of my favorite games period #the atmosphere and the soundtrack are just A+

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queercodedvillains · 11 months ago

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Look I may not know transistor all that well but I know a juicy tragic narrative when I see one!! Hello!! Put those bitches in a situation!! God knows I'm a sasodei shipper for life but here's my thing there are so many alternate universes and so many ways for their relationship to manifest and romance is fun and all but the inherent core of their dynamic is being tragic foils. Two sides of the same coin. They're both artists obsessed with death and decay and entropy and the ceaseless progression of time but deidara leans into that and lets himself live deliciously while sasori runs from it while simultaneously desperately trying hold onto it? Holding onto it so fucking tightly is what repels him from it in the first place? Both of their refusals to compromise their artistic philosophy for each other? Deidaras (correct) flexing of his right to live and love someone who's available and compatible and yknow remotely fucking healthy for him? Because of course he could never be anyone's possession he's so defined by his endless pursuit of freedom and transcendence? Do not get me wrong the original premise just between inudei makes me want to rip my heart out bc I don't need it anymore but G O D adding sasori in as an antagonist in THIS capacity is just fucking sending me into overdrive.

This is so perfectly in character for sasori being so obsessed with permanence and a pathological avoidance of grief. Like sure he could avoid attachment but he had no choice when it came to Deidara by virtue of time spent in close proximity. But for him to watch deidara pick someone else, even if he had no intention or ability to fill that role in his life, his nasty abandonment issues and cold blooded sadistic streak would absolutely drive him to bloody revenge. He is the epitome of "if I cant have you then no one can" (hello third kazekage and komushi).

He is so motivated by his fear of loss that it drives him to ruining the people he loves by turning them into things, because things can't leave him, right? Sasoris affection is so tied in possession that I don't think he knows the difference between them, in any universe this is so core to his character it just tickles my amygdala to see it explored in a new way.

Give him different tools sure now hes cybernetic instead of wood and chakra, but he uses them the same way to turn himself into an inhuman, seemingly indestructible, eternal being spared from all the messy physiological and psychosomatic emotions that plagued him so viciously since he was just a kid who didn't know his parents died? Pushed to horrific means to achieve his ends? His tragic flaw being that he brings about his own loss in his attempt to avoid it? Sasori wants him back so bad he's willing to irreparably hurt deidara and by extension their relationship forever? The urge to possess and preserve as a twisted expression of suppressed homoerotic desire that he can't even conceptualize bc he doesn't have the hormonal capacity to feel that or the emotional capacity to process it? How the pursuit of his art always fuckin brings about his tragic end??

Bro I'm chewing through plywood over this how dare you 😭😤😭😤��

They want you back, I bet.

Well... so do I.

Parallel Play Week 2024

Day 1 - Fairytales

Woe, Parallel Play Week 2024 be upon ye! (For those uninitiated this is when I borrow the prompts of another ship week and play alongside them with my own blorbos because there's no one who will do a ship week with my obscure crossover ship and sometimes it's just nice to feel like a part of something. I will sit quietly in my corner and not disturb the ship week tags though.)

I searched for a bunch of different cultural fairytales that might have fit this prompt, but in the end I succumbed to my baser desires and made a Transistor AU, so it's more "Fiction" than "Fairytale."

I imagine the Akatsuki being the Camerata in this AU. Itachi is obviously Royce Bracket, Pain and Konan I think make a decent Grant and Asher Kendrell, and it would be really interesting for Sasori to be Sybil Reisz. You can insert any ship thoughts you would like in there, but I think he's the Akatsuki member most suited to being a flying multi-armed glitch monster.

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