#YESSSS AHAHAHA

[eskilddood]

very nice man from Frederiksberg sold me BRAMD NEW MICROCASSETTES for 150 kroner so now I can record shit on my Working Microcassette Recorder hell yea

[prince-liest]

SO, WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

SO IF SIR PENTIOUS RESPAWNS IN HEAVEN.

DOES THAT MEAN.

ADAM RESPAWNS IN HELL AS A SINNER?

[supremestrangeness]

OOC:

Keyboard fixed!!! It wasn’t the cable, but at least that thing was cheap and helped rule that out haha (was a Bluetooth thing I had to hit certain buttons on it to trigger the pairing prompt whomp whomp what a dope I am) I’m currently tending to some house stuff but the important thing is, I’m back in business!!

[lesbianraskolnikov]

I will identify your spiders for you send them to me tumblr.com/

[jupiterjunebug]

Ye ok still thinking abt adam copelands backstage interview. Was cooking when it came on and i walked away from the stove to watch it. Twirls my hair and kicks my legs like a schoolgirl u prommy youll break him

[beck-hartman]

Tapping his head, Beck muttered with a breathy chuckle, "fucking genius up here." He may not be able to see as clearly as he could a few minutes ago, but he could ponder the big questions. Like was weed medicinal because it made you laugh? "Oh yeah, we do it together or we don't do it at all," he confirmed, barely able to form the words without the laughter wrapping all the way around them.

He had always hated how trapped she seemed, like a caged bird. It didn't feel right that she was losing some of her light day by day, and it wasn't his place, never had been, to tell her directly that she should leave. Though who knew what all he may have said after one too many drinks? God knows there had been more than a few nights he said things he shouldn't have when they were both drowning the aches of a seemingly endless loneliness. He had Shosh now, and it seemed unfair she was still stuck with James. Camille deserved to be as happy as he was. "Head's too big already," he quipped, "so you can just say I'm right, nothing's going to save me." He knew she meant it, but he also knew she didn't want to get too gooey about it.

"Yeah? I taught Shosh how to surf, but she actually did listen to me," Beck said with a laugh. He'd also taught Chan how to swim--well, those lessons were in progress. He knew the basics, but that wasn't for him to say aloud. "I love having a good time, so maybe." The smile remained as she mentioned him being a hopeless romantic, shaking his head, "that's her. I'm just trying to keep up." Maybe he was too, but he was going to push a little against saying it aloud. However, his words still said it for him. "She's the only one I'd marry." If she never came back, maybe that wouldn't have been completely true in another ten or more years. He wouldn't have tied himself down in his twenties, though, he knew that much. "But Olives is pretty freaked about how fast she thinks we're already moving, and Shosh--" He had enough capacity to catch that slow-moving thought before it fully escaped. Was it his business to say she'd had been down the aisle? He wasn't sure, but fuck, that thought turned his stomach. It was the reason they weren't talking about, though. The ink on the divorce papers was still drying--well, already dry, but...fresh enough.

"She thinks I'm cute, a joy," he joked, even though it was the truth. Shosh loved him for all he was, and though he teased about her patience, she never did make it seem like she ever had to exercise any. The moment blended into something else, a real understanding of the depth of what they were talking about. "You don't give up," he murmured his summation of her point, "got it. I had to wait eight years with no hope, so if I can do that, pretty sure I can do anything." Though her own marriage was on jagged rocks, slicing her up in the process, he soaked up everything Camille had to say about marriage and what the future looked like for him and Shosh. It would be his first, her second, but it would be the last for both of them. He knew that for a fact. "Do you still love him?" He asked, whether his own bluntness or the weed loosening his tongue more than normal. "Like I know he's a shithead who fucked you over, but is there anything to be in the trenches for?"

If there was one thing Beck believed in wholeheartedly, it was light. He'd had his moments in the dark, but as long as he breathed, he tried to keep searching for light. Even if Camille gave up on that fight, he'd keep reminding her. A smile creeped back up on his lips as she mentioned how lucky Shosh was. "Nah, lucky one's me. It's the easiest thing in the world to love my girl," he said, realizing maybe he sounded as much like a romantic as she did a softie. "That soft, gooey center," he continued to tease despite her 'threat', laughing as he tried to shrug her off as she mussed his hair. "Nah, you love me with that whole heart that's growing three sizes today." With more laughter flooding his voice, he added, "so who's the romantic?"

With another shared laugh and the mellow high surrounding them, Camille mused, "you might be onto something." She took another drag, feeling the stress and weight of the world slowly melting away. For the moment, her life seemed far more manageable. Her husband's betrayal and her family's secrets were still there but in a distant and blurry way. "And now I'm interested in hearing this evil laugh. That means I gotta actually do it, doesn't it?" A fit of laughter followed, the high still consuming her whole.

It's never too late. The statement hung in the air, leaving a heaviness in the pit of her stomach. Beck's words struck a chord with her, and she knew it was true. Camille could leave. She could take Noah and start over somewhere. She could separate from James, go no contact. It was possible. But her spite was too strong, her ego too damaged to do any of it. It was easier to drown her sorrows with a drink, and let the resentment stew until it became something unrecognizable. "Mmm, maybe you're right. But only maybe. I don't want that head of yours getting too big." The sincere, half-full smile on her face read otherwise, however. Despite her playful banter, Camille was grateful for everything he was saying. His support and encouragement meant more than she would ever express.

"Oh yes, teach lessons! I'll be the first to sign up." Camille's tone was playful and excited as she continued. "I won't listen to a damn word you'd say, but we'd have a great fuckin' time." She laughed, imagining the chaos that would ensue. Though the mention of marriage of course made her mind drift to James. Bleh. "You're such a hopeless romantic. It's a wonder how you haven't made your way down the aisle yet. Or a few times even." Though teasing, she had no hate toward what others did with their life. She could appreciate the fact that there were still relationships, much like his and Shosh's, that were worth holding onto. It just didn't happen that way for her.

"Gotta be if she's planning to do just that for the rest of your lives." She wasn't sure if the pair had talked about it, it wasn't any of her business on the matter. But Beck clearly thought about it and wanted it, so she was catering to that. "Well just remember that." Her eyes darted slowly toward him and for a moment, all the sarcasm and wit escaped her, leaving nothing but a seriousness that was rare for her. "Marriage can be hard, even when you're in love." There was a hint of sadness that flashed across her face, the reminder that her marriage hadn't been a walk in the park. "You gotta remember to remind yourself that it's worth it when it gets hard because lord knows when we're in the trenches, it's hard to remember that."

Camille may have not been the strongest believer in the light shining bright at the end of the tunnel, but she was determined to not all of her cynicism seep out. "She's a lucky gal," Camille began, her voice carrying a hint of wistfulness, "to have someone like you love her that much." She exhaled hard, realizing that yeah she was being a real fucking softie right now. "Ew, shut the fuck up, twerp. Or I'll kick your ass." Bouncing back from the seriousness of their conversation, Camille leaned over to rustle through Beck's hair, ruining it with a quick shake of her hand. "I hate you, you know that?!"

[limnsaber]

Me: oh :( oh what if I annoy my mutuals :( :(

Me, granted an ‘annoy my mutuals’ button: YESSSS!!! AHAHAHA YESSSSS!!!

[thegreymoon]

Eternal Brotherhood

I'm feeling absolutely miserable, angry and on edge. I'm sure watching a bunch of adorable people march straight to their doom despite all their valiant efforts to avoid it will fix me 😌

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YESSSS, SWORN BROTHERS, WRECK SHIT!!

Since Zichuan Xiu has apparently forgotten that he has superpowers and is not dodging that axe on his own 🙄🙄

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Whomst?

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MTE.

This poor guy, here he is, just trying to earn a living cutting heads and all and getting caught up in political nonsense.

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WTF.

I thought you were here to help??

Again, feeling sorry for the executioner. None of this was in his job description.

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AND THE EXECUTIONER MOVES TO DO AS HE SAYS AND HE ATTACKS. UNFAIRNESS!!

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He is also about to have a bad day, ahahaha 😆

Also, LMAO at some people => whole army 🤣🤣

Just a handful! Nobody significant! Oh, wait.

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Oh, it's the guy he sent the human skin underwear to 😬

Honestly, as much as I appreciate Lord Yang as a capable villain, I would not be pissing any of these people off if I wanted to live a long life.

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LMAO, loving him 🤣🤣

He offered him multiple options to save face. He refused all of them and now it's gloves off. Touch my disciple and die because I said so.

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Again, whomst?

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I am in awe of these underpants they made out of a man's skin.

Even Taxian-jun could never but I feel like Wen Kexing would be proud.

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LMAO, imagine listening in on this conversation and hearing this out of context 🤣🤣

Especially if you knew he ditched dinner with a pretty girl to go on a date with him 🤣🤣

Romance is dead and buried 🤣🤣

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Ah, but his cousin/girlfriend is rich 😋

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LMAO, shameless 🤣🤣

But he did already send him leather underwear, so 🤐🤐

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LOL, is it porn? 👀

[quackquackcey]

HII!! I just wanna say you’ve been one of my favorite writers recently! Derek’s Kumquat, is one of my favorites that I go back to every now and then. I always check to see if you have anything new when I need my Sterek fix. I just wanna say thank you for all your hard work bc you deliver every single time idk how you do it. So this is my first ever request! I saw a fanart by thebookwormfanboy a year ago that I haven’t been able to get out of my head, which I will attach at the end. I’ve looked for fics similar to what the art entailed, but they just didn’t quite hit the way I needed them to. So I thought you’d be the perfect person to ask. Basically, Stiles and Derek see each other again for the first time in 2 years after the events of season 4. Except Derek has put on weight since Stiles last saw him. He’s not chubby, but just thicker and bulkier. A little rounder where he used to be sharp cut. Like a dad bod. And hairier since he stopped waxing his chest and trimming his beard down to stubble and instead lets it be fuller. He’s still built and has muscle, but like I said, he’s not super cut with washboard abs like in seasons 1-2. And Stiles can’t stop looking at him. If Stiles thought he couldn’t be even more attracted to Derek than before, he was sorely mistaken. Stiles is super turned on by the obvious difference in his and Derek’s build/body types. Derek: “Why are staring? I know I’m not as cut as when we first met but- Stiles?” Stiles: internally *give me a baby so I can make you an actual dilf* Queue in GIMME A BIG BOYYYY by SZA. Do you see the vision?!?! If anyone could perfectly execute this and make it sexy, I think it would be you. Also no pressure if you’re not feeling it. Thank youuu.

ahhhhh what a sweet ask 🥰 it really means a lot to me that you enjoy my fics so much!! 😭 I'm touched & v flattered, thank you for reading and leaving such a kind kind ask that brightened my days!

& omg a request!! pleasantly very surprised ahahaha I never get requests, & yESSSS I SEE THE VISION 😩 I'M SO HERE FOR IT! plush muscles plush muscles plush boobies plush muscles 🤤 I don't know when I'll have time BUT mark my words, I will def write a oneshot or something about this (& I'll tag you when I do!!) 🥰 If you have any other requests, feel free to let me know! 💛

[ryuki-draws]

Screaming with joy! I followed because I loved your oc Grease and transformers art but I didn’t know you liked Pathologic too!

Have you ever drawn Artemy?

Ahahaha, YESSSS! :D Pathologic is one of those things that my mind has on the backburner at all times - getting into it during the first wave of the pandemic lockdowns just after I got my bachelor's degree and started master's program might have done something permanent to my brain chemistry, hAH (and then I read the Young Doctor's Notebook and I was ultimately screwed)

I actually haven't drawn Artemy outside some silly doodles that never saw the light of day. I'm a shameless Daniil enjoyer, love putting that funky little man through the Horrors (Marble Nest my beloved). So I thought I'd give it a try! Local man too tired but hair still fluffy! (because he doesn't have time to brush it, there are 5 infants in his inventory and he traded the hairbrush for 3 marbles and a piece of chalk)

[queercodedvillains]

Look I may not know transistor all that well but I know a juicy tragic narrative when I see one!! Hello!! Put those bitches in a situation!! God knows I'm a sasodei shipper for life but here's my thing there are so many alternate universes and so many ways for their relationship to manifest and romance is fun and all but the inherent core of their dynamic is being tragic foils. Two sides of the same coin. They're both artists obsessed with death and decay and entropy and the ceaseless progression of time but deidara leans into that and lets himself live deliciously while sasori runs from it while simultaneously desperately trying hold onto it? Holding onto it so fucking tightly is what repels him from it in the first place? Both of their refusals to compromise their artistic philosophy for each other? Deidaras (correct) flexing of his right to live and love someone who's available and compatible and yknow remotely fucking healthy for him? Because of course he could never be anyone's possession he's so defined by his endless pursuit of freedom and transcendence? Do not get me wrong the original premise just between inudei makes me want to rip my heart out bc I don't need it anymore but G O D adding sasori in as an antagonist in THIS capacity is just fucking sending me into overdrive.

This is so perfectly in character for sasori being so obsessed with permanence and a pathological avoidance of grief. Like sure he could avoid attachment but he had no choice when it came to Deidara by virtue of time spent in close proximity. But for him to watch deidara pick someone else, even if he had no intention or ability to fill that role in his life, his nasty abandonment issues and cold blooded sadistic streak would absolutely drive him to bloody revenge. He is the epitome of "if I cant have you then no one can" (hello third kazekage and komushi).

He is so motivated by his fear of loss that it drives him to ruining the people he loves by turning them into things, because things can't leave him, right? Sasoris affection is so tied in possession that I don't think he knows the difference between them, in any universe this is so core to his character it just tickles my amygdala to see it explored in a new way.

Give him different tools sure now hes cybernetic instead of wood and chakra, but he uses them the same way to turn himself into an inhuman, seemingly indestructible, eternal being spared from all the messy physiological and psychosomatic emotions that plagued him so viciously since he was just a kid who didn't know his parents died? Pushed to horrific means to achieve his ends? His tragic flaw being that he brings about his own loss in his attempt to avoid it? Sasori wants him back so bad he's willing to irreparably hurt deidara and by extension their relationship forever? The urge to possess and preserve as a twisted expression of suppressed homoerotic desire that he can't even conceptualize bc he doesn't have the hormonal capacity to feel that or the emotional capacity to process it? How the pursuit of his art always fuckin brings about his tragic end??

Bro I'm chewing through plywood over this how dare you 😭😤😭😤😭

They want you back, I bet.

Well... so do I.

Parallel Play Week 2024

Day 1 - Fairytales

Woe, Parallel Play Week 2024 be upon ye! (For those uninitiated this is when I borrow the prompts of another ship week and play alongside them with my own blorbos because there's no one who will do a ship week with my obscure crossover ship and sometimes it's just nice to feel like a part of something. I will sit quietly in my corner and not disturb the ship week tags though.)

I searched for a bunch of different cultural fairytales that might have fit this prompt, but in the end I succumbed to my baser desires and made a Transistor AU, so it's more "Fiction" than "Fairytale."

I imagine the Akatsuki being the Camerata in this AU. Itachi is obviously Royce Bracket, Pain and Konan I think make a decent Grant and Asher Kendrell, and it would be really interesting for Sasori to be Sybil Reisz. You can insert any ship thoughts you would like in there, but I think he's the Akatsuki member most suited to being a flying multi-armed glitch monster.

[vanilladraws22-blog]

Could um...draw more sonamy and tbhk crossovers... AH okay bye!!! Love your art-

Omgggg Yessss ahahaha— i actually have some sonamy x tbhk doodles that i haven’t shown u guys yet ,so here they are lol :)

Still not sure yet if Aoi is blaze or cream. Im also still not sure abt Tails as yugi too GRHRHR

Mmmm traditional stuffies

[sister-dear]

💣 Favorite Zelda Item/Weapon?

YESSSS omg. Wait no gotta limit myself ahahaha. ...We're just gonna do this as best-of in a couple of my fav games.

Minish Cap: the gust jar! So glad they included a version of it in Skyward Sword too and wish they'd bring it back again! Little Link is so cute when he uses it in MC, the thing is nearly as big as he is. Lanch things at enemies! Launch yourself! Propel yourself across water! Pull items to you! IDK it's just a fun mechanic.

Skyward Sword: the beetle is So. CUTE.

Link's Awakening: the magic rod. FIRE. MUAHAHHAA

A Link Between Worlds: the tornado rod! I like the noise it makes, and it's fun to watch things go spinning into the air.

OoT: hover boots! they also make a really fun sound. And I appreciated having the insurance against just dropping over the edge of narrow platforms.

BOTW: great flameblade. GIANT FUCKOFF FLAMING SWORD HECK YES

Also the pegasus boots. Just in general. Watching Link slam himself into things is hilarious. His poor head. And the way his feet move when he's getting ready to go!

[fireessie]

Imagine a universe where Oscar still drove for alpine what with that team imploding this season

The grid pack would have a bet going on which one of them would lose it on the others team principal first😂

Ahahaha omg yessss 🤣

This would be lowkey hilarious. Just Logan two seconds from committing a murder every race weekend but also Oscar just disparing in the corner and offering to quit F1 and be a stay at home dad because he can't take it any more but he can't leave because he needs to keep threatening James 🤣

Who would be Oscar's teammate tho? Pierre or Esteban?

[thankyouforthev3n0m]

we forgive chiitan?

me too

AHAHAHAHAHA

didn’t you send me a reel with this???

it’s still so funny i’m dying 😭😭

i bet chiitan likes the fact i’m dying…

[loganslowdown4]

Roleslaying With Roman Podcast Continues!

We got this announcement and a message about the team won’t be collaborating with Gabe James Games going forward.

Here’s a link to the podcast!

I love these little polls and questions he asks—

And I’ve decided to do my Rewatch/Recap here too!

Spoilers for the episode below if you haven’t seen/heard it yet!

Frogtown, Baby! Chapter 4 Episode 10 Recap!

- The image of Roman and Youngblood in the backseat of such a modern vehicle is just so funny to me

- They’re launched out of the cab, YB lands on his feet, Roman lands on his butt lol

- YB hating potions class bc they all tasted like booty LMAO

- YB and Roman pushing each other over makes me so stupidly happy lmao

- YB throwing the pasta at the children and Roman chiding him ahahhah

- ‘And then we have that rock. It’s a rock’ I don’t know why that line is so funny to me

- Both together: ‘Ohhh OHHHH’ Roman and Youngblood everyone 😂👏

- Snare slapping Roman omggggg he was being to cheeky lol

- The ‘montage’ of Croakman hopping over the bridge with Froggerson on his back ‘top that Youngribbit!’ And then Henderson throws up lmao

- Roman and YB both roll Nat 20s and save Henderson from falling, landing perfectly ‘YAY WE’RE GOOD PARENTS’ I love him lol

- ‘You want to bring Henderson into this battle?’ They go hide in the house ‘well f**k us I guess’ oh Roman lol

- Orzo hits Roman with mud ‘ahhh it smells like farts and lost hope!’

- ‘Orzo tosses Manicotti?? OH MY GOTTI!’

- Melle Vinne thumbs up ‘You got this!’ Gives them the finger ahahaha

- ‘Youngblood your moves are so funky fresh’ yessss

I love this show to pieces ❤️💜⚔️