#YES THIS WAS A B99 REFERENCE
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tapparell-a · 3 months ago
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AHHHHHHH headcanon where james, sirius and peter at the beginning of their first year thought that remus was trans because he was very grumpy at a specific time of the month and when he always went to the nurses' office ("Obviously for cramps" ). He never undressed in front of them, which confused them much more, even though he was actually only ashamed of his scars.
After finding out about that he was a werewolf they told him they thought he was trans and he simply says, "oh, yeah, that too."
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sparklingjay · 7 months ago
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This isn't about power. This is about body strength. Who can lift more and punch harder? I'm like 95% sure that it's Shadow, but what do you guys think?
They can both bridal carry each other, but Shadow can effortlessly pick Sonic up with one hand.
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iwannascreameurekaa · 2 months ago
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I was watching Brooklyn 99 with my brother and Jake Peralta made a joke about Canadians and then my brother turned to me and went "ugh... Canadians 🙄" AS A REFERENCE TO THE SON OF NEPTUNE??
I've never been prouder
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percable · 5 months ago
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I headcanon that Annabeth kind of lost track of time a lot when she was looking for Percy after TLH:
Annabeth, Incredibly sleep deprived: mark the day pipes, may 20th, 4:00 PM.
Piper: oh beth’ we are well into October…
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"If I die, turn my tumblr quotes into a book "
- Nila
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months ago
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Concept:
A workplace sitcom (a la B99 or The Office) that takes place at Wayne Enterprises. The plot centers around a bunch of people who are nobodies in the superhero world. There are still references to heroes and the batfam makes the occasional cameo. But all of that is secondary to Ryan from the help desk missing an important call to eavesdrop on Jamie from sales meeting with an attractive client because the main character of these shows is always a 30-year-old with ADHD who can't communicate feelings to save the world
EDIT: Yes I know about Powerless. I could do it better and not get canceled after 1 season though
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madwomansapologist · 2 years ago
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Hello! I noticed that you have Brooklyn nine nine in your masterlist
As a fan of B99, May I request a wholesome headcanon of Rosa Diaz, Amy Santiago, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Terrence Jeffords' reaction of meeting the reader who is captain Raymond Holt and kevin cosner's adoptive child and is working in the 99th precinct
Sorry if this is long
99th precint meeting Kevin & Holt adoptive child would include
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synopsis: The squad already knew that Raymond Holt is a man of few words, but who would have thought that he had a child?
warnings: none. gender neutral. no race implied. no age implied. like jake and amy, everyone deserves to feel like Holt and Kevin's kid. all b99 detectives included. reader have Holt and Kevin's personality.
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Dear 99th Precint, I proudly inform you that today will be my child's first day of work as a rookie cop in our precinct. Don't embarrass me. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
• No one had ever heard Raymond talking about having a child. They never saw a photo of them on his house. Kevin never mentioned something. Or have them? No. No, they didn't.
• Even Gina was surprised. She was mean about it, of course, but she didn't knew anything.
• When Holt arrived, everyone was waiting for him on his office. Peralta tried to play cool before asking, but soon Terry was screaming about how could he have a child and didn't say anything to them.
Haymond answered without blinking an eye: "Peralta would make it weird." Everyone understood. "Hey!" Everyone except Peralta. "But why you don't have pictures with them on your house?" Amy asked. "Are you implying I would forget my child's face, Santiago?" Holt was clearly offended.
• You arrived apologizing for being three minutes and seven seconds late. Rosa widened her eyes, muttering about you being his copy. Holt smiled at that comment.
• Jake tried to act like a cool big brother but as soon as you opened your mouth he was fangirling over you. You made a mental note about calling him "bro" if you ever needed something from him or wanted to make him happy. Every single little thing you did was a reason for him to smile widely.
• Terry offered to show you the place, and told you everyone's name. He was all sweet and polite, acting like the dad of the squad. Well, he was. Terry made questions about your training and abillities. He was trying to show off, and it was working.
• Amy was affraid of saying something wrong. Amy danced when you said your father talked about her, and immediately regreted that. All her atempts of acting cool were imterrupted by Gina's jokes. She almost cried when you refered to her as your father's apprentice.
• Hitchcock and Scully thought you were already working with them. They didn't get what was happening. Holt was so glad when they went to took a nap.
• You and Rosa sat down and spent thirty minutes in absolute silence. It was the best experience of your entire life.
• Gina was waiting for you in the hallway of the bathroom. She asked if you wanna form a alliance with her. You obviously said yes, despite not knowing what she really meant by that.
• You were surprised for not meeting Boyle. On your lunch break, you realized why: he had rushed to prepare a meal for the two of you. He and Terry got into a fight about food while you were eating. It was exactly like your father told you. It was perfect.
• You have a nice feeling about working there.
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lululandd · 1 year ago
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something memorable;
pairing: simon ‘ghost’ riley x gn!reader
word count: 696
warnings: fluff
note: personal experience + B99 reference
summary: you didn’t answer and he can see your eyes latched onto something on the side of his face before reaching up to grab it.
The pub was packed that night, and Ghost would’ve turned tail and gone back to base if it wasn’t for you. He has always noticed how you’d shy away from group interactions and group outings so it came to his surprise when you decided to say yes this time.
Soap cheered and Gaz clapped your back when you agreed to come with. Ghost even relinquishes his seat—the edge seat where his back was against the wall at all times—so you can sit there and feel safe.
He realises very soon why you said no all this time. You have zero alcohol tolerance. None. He had heard you ask the barman for half a shot of vodka on your vodka cranberry and yet here you are, glass still half full, giggling out of your mind, eyes out of focus. Soap and Gaz are out playing pool, Roach is harassing some poor schmuck on darts, and he’s itching for a smoke right now but he doesn’t have the heart to leave you alone.
“Gonna get you some water, yeah?” He adjusted his facemask before standing up.
You nodded slowly as your eyes wandered around the place. Ghost had to remind himself that you’re one of his teammates and not a civilian as you’re behaving like one right now. Hard to believe the same person that shoved him aside to get knifed in the arm during combat is right now mesmerised by the string lights hung by the bathroom door. Because of a quarter shot of vodka. He was lucky the barman wasn’t doing anything and handed him the glass of water in record time.
In the fourty five seconds of absence, Ghost noticed you had downed the rest of your vodka cranberry and is now giggling deliriously as you scroll your phone.
“Fucking hell, down this.” He puts the water in front of you and obediently drinks all of it before slumping back down on your seat.
But you stared at him instead of playing on your phone again. Ghost decided to play with you a little. A harmless game of lets-see-how-drunk-you-are.
“See something you like?” He teased.
You didn’t answer and he can see your eyes latched onto something on the side of his face before reaching up to grab it.
He was gonna go red in the face before realising you’re fiddling with his ear, full of intent.
“Is thaat, a cloossed up… earring hoooole?” The pub’s overhead lights catch your eyes in all the right ways, making them sparkle.
“Stab wound.” He mustered up all the strength he didn't have to sound stern, “The scar extends through the lobe and into the neck.”
“Boooo.” You sulked, retreating your hand back to yourself.
Roach came back with a large bag of chips not long after, spending his night’s winnings on snacks for his teammates. “Are they fucking asleep?” The man pointed at you, and Ghost had to stop him from nudging you awake.
He took his cigs out of his pocket and tapped it twice on the table to let Roach know where he’s going. He knows smoking is allowed indoors but he notices that you always stealthily leave the premises when there’s smokers around, so he decided to do it outside. Besides, He wants to think about earlier when you touched his face, and he’d prefer that Roach doesn’t see him blushing.
When he got back, you were awake, Gaz and Soap are back, and the chips were almost gone. Did they wake you up? He hoped they didn’t.
He woke up one morning after coming back from leave to a little envelope slid under his door.
It was smaller than his hand—then again, what isn’t—and wasn’t even sealed; there was a little folded up paper and stud earrings of goofy looking skulls made of either sterling silver or titanium in it. Unfolding the paper, it reads:
i know what a closed up earring hole feels like, lieutenant.
He wasn’t lying that night, it was truly a knife wound. But he promised himself he’d get his ears pierced just so he can wear the little earrings when he’s off the clock, even if you can’t see it.
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blingblong55 · 8 months ago
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This isn’t a wwdits reference it’s a b99 reference 🫧
But I think Gaz knew feral r/n was actually smart, like it’s a year ago and
R/n: ‘Do you wanna know what’s actually in my desk’s bottom drawer?
Gaz: ‘yes.’
R/n: ‘It’s my master’s degree certificate. I attended Oxford and read philosophy.’
Gaz: ‘Oh my god.’
R/n: ‘I have a PHD, too, and have published papers. I also have other degrees - biochemistry, history, engineering. I collect degrees like Pokémon.’
Gaz: ‘Why are you telling me this?’
R/n, closing the drawer and locking it: ‘Because no one will ever believe you,’
Gaz: ‘no- nononono- you sick son of a bitch.’
And then after a year of Gaz insisting r/n does actually have a brain, he and Soap are left fighting for the position of ‘dumbest member of the 141’
Gaz: *cough* told you so *cough*
Soap: *cough cough* ya fucking didn’t
You know, this is when I appreciate your mind the most
Gaz: I wish I could just accidentally end you
Soap: you love me too much to do that
Gaz:...try me bitch
And ladies, gents and those in between, this is how the Gaz vs Soap civil war began...true thing, look in the history books
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bumblebyfan · 9 months ago
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Yang: Your butt, your butt is da bomb
"I think... you're an extraordinary person. You're always the first one to lighten a situation, you act bravely when you're afraid... you do what you say. Also your tits are the bomb."
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tiramissyoucake · 1 year ago
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MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI, suggestive fluff word vomit (drabble?) with Satoru, B99 reference
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You couldn't believe him. You ignored his cooing and coaxing as your back remained turned to him on the bed. Satoru wrapped his arms around you and whined. "Baabyyy! Please look at me! I didn't mean it!"
No response, you refused to answer him, you let him have his way with you until you were practically spent (and he continued to fill you even after you had came, the final count being 5 orgasms from you and 3 from him). He had the audacity to say something so unbelievable to you after such an exhausting and intimate fuck session, the only treatment that would make him realise his error is the silent treatment.
"Pookie, please! I'm sorry!" Satoru continued to whine and beg, hoping to invoke enough pity to break through your silence. He kissed at your shoulder and neck. "You're really gonna ignore me all night?"
"Yes, you can't keep saying 'mischief managed' every time we finish sex." You replied curtly, Satoru only giggled at the contrast of your serious tone and the laughable implication of your words.
"C'mon! It's what Harry Potter says when he clears the Marauder's Map!" He sat up, leaning over you to make eye contact. He grinned, seeing your pout on your lips and a look in your eyes that showed nothing but annoyance. You looked so cute even when you were mad at him.
"Keep those nerdy wizard terms out of our sex life, nerd!" You shot back at him. He ignored your anger and leaned down to kiss the corner of your lips, hands finding yours and intertwining his fingers with yours. "'Nerd' huh? You must love it then since you let this nerd cum inside~"
Sometimes, you felt that deep down, you enjoyed this embarrassing nerd's antics. Otherwise, you wouldn't be letting him try to regain your favour by kissing every inch of your sweaty figure
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qcswrites · 1 year ago
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Sowing the Seeds of Love - Part II: Full Bloom
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Read Part I - Budding Love HERE :)
Synopsis: Burdened by his duties from a young age, Neteyam had little time to partake in the joys of youthful romance, his only release being fleeting moments of intimacy with various females. His longing for a more passionate affair had begun with a burning desire to have you. But you never saw him.
Pairing: Neteyam x Fem!Omatikaya Reader
Content: Romance, Fluff, Drama, Angst, Friends to Lovers
Warnings: Adult content 18+ MDNI
Word count: 10k
Author's note: Hello, friends! I'm back! This took longer than planned but it's a little longer than the first chapter so I hope that helps :) It's Neteyam's POV before/during/after the events of Part I. P.S. there's a tiny B99 reference somewhere in here. If you happen to catch it, we could be friends haha hope you enjoy!
I hope I haven't missed anyone but thank you all for enjoying my work :) @vivid-ink @ntymavtr @swaggygurlbae @vintaqestar @mahalkomarvel @riatesullironalite @luvteyams @investedreader
Also on AO3: Full Bloom
Your hair was arranged prettily atop your head, flowers tucked carefully into it, peeking out from behind the pointed tips of your ears. You were stunning. For many months now, Neteyam had burned for you, with the closeness of your families morphing into a slow form of torture. Night after night, he had sat across from you, forced to sate his desires with only the proximity of your delectable scent. 
“Neteyam.” Your voice startled him out of his reverie.
“Yes?”
“Some more stew?” You offered, blinking up at him innocently, holding a bowl of yerik stew. 
“Ah.” He accepted the bowl easily, shivering ever so slightly when his fingertips grazed yours during the exchange. He rarely spoke to you, though it was not for lack of interest. Clearly. In truth, he found himself severely lacking in nerve when it came to approaching you outside of the meals you shared with his family. Some mighty warrior he was. 
He had grown up alongside you, a natural consequence of your parents’ long-standing friendship. Yet, he had never quite managed the closeness that you shared with his brother. Much of his youth had been spent training and learning the ways of the future leadership of the clan, and he had always eschewed notions of romance, his only release being fleeting moments of intimacy with various females. 
Though your paths rarely crossed in the daytimes, he had harboured a quiet affection for you. Fondness would come to him, unbidden, as he watched you patiently care for Txep and treat the injured when he visited his grandmother in the healer’s alcove. 
Only in the last while, his fondness had morphed into something more. It had become an ache that left his heart racing in the daytimes and skin slick with perspiration in the nights as titillating images of you flashed through his mind more frequently than he��d care to admit. 
But you never saw him. Neteyam had wondered many times in the moons past whether you could feel his burning gaze on you, eventually coming to the bitter conclusion that his newfound desires went completely unnoticed. It seemed inconceivable for his world to have shifted on its axis the way it had and for yours to have remained the same. But that was the reality….
Neteyam let himself indulge in a moment of weakness then, allowing himself the pleasure of thinking that it had been his face you had imagined as you adorned your hair with pretty flowers earlier that evening. But it was a lie. Those flowers were not for him, but for the man seated next to you. 
Irritation flared in his gut as he caught your gaze lingering on his brother as he laughed jovially at some joke that he had himself had missed, too caught up in lamenting the tragic state of affairs he found himself in. More maddening was the fact that Lo’ak, the skxawng, was utterly oblivious to your affections. 
“Bro? You there? Hello?” Neteyam started as a hand waved in his face. 
“What?”
“Dad was asking about tomorrow,” Lo’ak continued, slightly amused at his bleariness. “You know? The mission?”
“Ah,” Neteyam said, reverting to warrior-mode, momentarily forgetting his disgruntlement. “The scout party has reported some unusual activity on the edge of the settlement.”
“Could it be hostiles? His father enquired, concern colouring his expression. Though it had been years since the tawtute had been banished from their lands, deep-seated misgivings between the clans had persisted, manifesting in occasional skirmishes along territorial boundaries. 
“The scout party believes so,” he answered in the affirmative, expression turning grave at the thought of what the next day would bring. Hostiles were often outcasts with limited supplies and capacity to inflict harm on their people. But, he knew better than to underestimate the tenacity of men with little left to lose. 
“What’s the plan?”
“The scout party believes that they have set up camp near the waterfall. We will surround the area after dawn tomorrow and secure it.” Neteyam continued, quietly relieved for the distraction from his own inner turmoil. 
“They’ll put up a fight, no doubt,” added Lo’ak, a faint smile playing on his lips. 
Neteyam shook his head at his brother’s cavalier attitude. Lo’ak had a proclivity for missions such as this, which were fraught with danger, finding a thrill amidst the peril. “It’s not a laughing matter, bro,” he rebuked, expression darkening at the memory. “Aran nearly lost his arm from the infection.”
Lo’ak only waved him off. “Nothing will happen,” he remarked, eyes flicking over to you as he spoke his next words. “And if it did, you’ll patch me up, won’t you?”
Neteyam turned to face you, watching as a faint blush coloured your cheeks at his words. “Of course.”
A heat brewed low in his belly at the sight, followed immediately by a wave of guilt at his own misplaced anger. He knew he was being unfair, in that you knew nothing of his feelings for you, let alone returned them.
He loved his brother more than life itself but in truth, he could not help but wonder why you pined after him so. Lo’ak was handsome, well-liked by the women of the clan and had his fair share of casual dalliances. You stood by and watched it all while still never wavering in your feelings for the man. If he did not feel so conflicted about the object of your affections, he would have admired your loyalty. 
Your soft giggles drew his gaze back to you, where Lo’ak had since joined you, poking your side teasingly as an inside joke, no doubt, slipped past his lips. His envy reared its ugly head once more, and he found the heat in his belly returning at the cosy sight of the two of you. 
Great Mother, he needed to get away. 
* * *
Neteyam grunted softly as she moved rhythmically above him, fingernails digging into the skin of his chest. His hands trailed her lithe form, coming to land on her hips, guiding her movements. Closing his eyes, he relished in the pleasure he gleaned from the friction between their bodies. 
He had been seeing Nimira quietly for months now. It was supposed to be a one-time thing, a quick release in the woods after evening patrol. But somehow, all these months later, he found himself pinned underneath the familiar weight of her as she rocked desperately against him, desperate for release. 
She was close, he could tell from her increasingly frenzied movements. He met her movements, frustration growing as his own peak eluded him. Something was wrong. In a swift movement, he had her on her back, hand cupping the back of her head gently. 
She gasped, startled at the sudden movement. “Neteyam, what—”
“Let me take care of it,” he murmured, thrusting more insistently against her. Her complaint faded into a series of breathy moans and sighs. 
Soon enough, he felt the familiar feeling of his own mounting ecstasy, breath hitching and movements growing more frantic as he reached his peak. He reached down, rubbing Nimira furiously where they were joined, willing himself not to spill before she reached her peak. 
In the aftermath of his pleasure, he turned over to glance at Nimira, who lay panting heavily on her back. 
“I’m sorry, Nim,” he said, slightly shamefaced. “If I was too rough.”
She laughed softly, turning her body to face him. “You don’t have to apologise,” she said slowly, reaching out to run her hand gently down his arm. “It was good. Really good.”
Relief flooded him and he smiled reassuringly at her. Nimira knew of Leyna. His feelings for you were not a secret but he wondered sometimes if she would be quite so nonchalant if she knew the depth of what he felt for you. He suspected that she would not take too kindly to the sensual fantasies of you that entered his mind, unbidden, during their dalliances. 
“You’re frustrated, today, Neteyam,” she said softly, breaking the comfortable post-coital silence that had fallen between them. 
Caught. He froze, mind searching frantically for an innocent explanation.
“Is it the mission tomorrow?”
Relief enveloped him at her words. That was right, Nimira was also a warrior and had been assigned to join the team investigating the suspected hostile activity at the edge of the Omatikaya territory. 
He nodded at her in the affirmative, hoping that had looked convincing enough. 
Nimira sighed in understanding, moving closer to him. “Me too.”
“Everything will be okay,” he murmured, returning her gesture, rubbing her arm gently as he spoke. 
“Aran is coming tomorrow,” she said softly, after a long pause. That was right. Aran. As fate would have it, Nimira had been nursing feelings of her own for the young warrior for many moons now, and they had bonded over their shared romantic woes. 
“I know,” he comforted, sensing her anxiety. Aran had been shot in the shoulder during their last mission. While they had been relieved to hear that the arrow had failed to pierce his vital organs, their relief had been short-lived as a worrying fever had come over him, unrelenting even in the face of the array of healing brews fed to him in the weeks that followed. 
“It’s too soon,” Nimira muttered, shifting closer to embrace the sturdy weight of his arm. “He’s not ready.”
“He’s a strong warrior. He wouldn’t have joined the mission if he didn’t think he could do it, Nim,” he countered gently. “He’s spent weeks now laying in the healer’s alcove, being tended to by my grandmother. She thinks he’s ready too.”
“I’m sorry,” she said softly. “I trust the tsahìk, it’s just, I—”
“Can’t help but worry?” He finished. “I know the feeling.”
Nimira smiled at his words. “Speaking of whom, how’s Leyna doing?”
A scowl came over his face, earning a soft chuckle from her. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
“You don’t have to,” she teased. “You’re here with me now, so I know the answer to that question.”
“Nim!”
“What?” 
“You know what.”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” she said finally, patting his cheek gently. “That was unkind.”
He shook his head. “You’re not wrong. Everything is still shit.”
“You could just talk to her, you know?” Nimira nudged his side, prompting him to face her. “You can’t be pissed at her when she doesn’t even know how you feel.”
He smiled ruefully, leaning forward until the tips of their noses brushed against each other. “You always give the best advice, Nim.”
She smiled, pulling him atop her again. “I know. Now shut up and kiss me.” 
* * *
Neteyam let out a strangled hiss at the stinging sensation when Olin, one of the apprentices, applied a cleansing salve to the wound on his shoulder. 
“Sorry,” muttered an apologetic Olin, turning to reach for a bottle of pxir (beer). “Have some of this, it will ease the pain.”
“There really is no need for all this,” he groused, accepting the bottle. “It’s barely a graze!”
Olin tutted. “Brother, you know as well as I do that even the smallest break in the skin can result in infection. What if the arrowhead had been laced with txum (poison)?” 
The mission had been a success, save for a brief scuffle with the hostiles that had led to his injury. Neteyam longed to leave the healer’s alcove, where he had been barricaded in for the last hour, being fed various healing brews and antidotes for any dangerous contaminants on the hostiles’ weapons. 
But that was not the reason for his sour mood. Neteyam let his gaze turn sideways, landing on his brother who lay in the next bed, being tended to by none other than you. 
He watched with growing ire as your delicate hands rested on his abdomen, absentmindedly stroking the skin there as you waited for him to finish drinking the healing brew. That’s not even close to where he is injured, he hissed internally. 
“Bro, you alright?” Lo’ak looked concerned, eyes raking over his flushed face. Turning to you, he said, “Is it a delayed reaction or something?”
“I’m fine.” Neteyam said, waving off his brother. “Just tired.”
“Leyna, look him over would you?” Lo’ak chuckled softly. “He’s a stubborn one.”
“There’s no need—” His breath caught in his throat as your hands brushed against his forehead. Great Mother, he felt like a fool. 
Neteyam willed his body not to react as you poked and prodded at him. “Open your mouth.”
“W-what?” 
You gazed at him curiously. “So I can check for sores?”
“Ah.” Neteyam opened his mouth obediently, eyes widening as your fingers prodded the side of his cheek gently as you checked for any signs that he had been poisoned. He had had this dream before. Similar concept, slightly different execution.
“Is something wrong?” His voice came out garbled, your fingers having not ceased their intrusion. “Have I really been poisoned?”
You shook your head slowly, removing your fingers as you spoke. “I can’t see any sores and you have not sparked a fever yet.”
“I’m to live then?”
You smiled softly. “That’s right.”
The memory of your touch lingered in his mind in the hours after. His family paid little notice to his silence at last meal, accustomed to his typically taciturn demeanour. He willed himself to give into the mundanity of the next day’s tasks, to think of anything but the soft smile you gifted him before he left the healer’s alcove that evening, the feel of your delicate hands on his face, in his mouth, which only served to inspire more sensual fantasies of you on your knees before him, bobbing back and forth on his co—there he was, doing it again.
If he had hoped that sleep would subdue his racing mind, he was sorely mistaken. An hour of tossing and turning in his hammock had done little to alleviate his, ah, predicament. He was not unfamiliar with the intricacies of sexual attraction, having partaken in casual encounters of his own. However, none of his previous experiences had bred the kind of all-consuming fixation afflicting him in the present. 
Growling in frustration as sleep continued to evade him, he climbed carefully out of his hammock, padding quietly across the boughs of kelutral, descending down the spiral staircase at its centre. Landing on the forest floor with a soft thump, Neteyam scanned his surroundings, relieved to find it quiet, which was unsurprising given the late hour. He glanced down warily at his rapidly intensifying problem, deciding to move quickly through the village before he was faced with another clan member. How mortifying it would be to be found in the state he was in…the olo’eyktan’s firstborn son and second-in-command nursing a rather exuberant erection….
Seeking out a tree hollow outside the gates leading to kelutral, he sighed in relief. He had found this place many months prior after evening patrol, returning it regularly when he wished to be undisturbed. As second-in-command, he spent a considerable amount of time training with the war party and leading the hunting party. As such, most of his days were spent in stifling proximity to others. It was not that he disliked his role—he took great pride in following in his father’s footsteps—but he had admittedly always preferred solitude, having been more reserved than his siblings even as children.
Sheltered away from prying eyes now, he undid the ties of loincloth, swiftly discarding the material off to the side as he reached for the length between his legs, which had stiffened to the point of causing him pain on the walk over. 
Breathing heavily, he squeezed and stroked his cock rhythmically, eyes shut tight as the pleasure coursed through him in waves. Titillating fantasies of you doing things with him, to him, flooded his mind. 
You, on your hands and knees, mouth full of him, eyes meeting his coyly as you bobbed your head back and forth. The soft rounds of your breasts moving in time with your hips as you rocked above him, mouth open in pleasure…breathy moans….heavy breathing…eyes rolled back in bliss as his hips met yours….
“Argh, fuck,” he cried, bracing himself against the trunk of the tree, gasping for air as he reached his peak. Slightly shamefaced, he turned to retrieve his loincloth from where he had tossed it and refastened the ties. 
Great Mother, he needed to get a grip. 
* * *
You were avoiding him. He was quite certain of it now, watching as you hurried past him as he headed to the back of the alcove to wash his food mat after last meal. You did not meet his eyes but he glimpsed your stricken expression at his proximity. 
Frustration stewed in his gut at the present state of affairs. It had been almost a week since your conversation in his family’s alcove and you had only returned since with your family for their weekly shared meals. Hell, he was quite certain that you had been avoiding his brother as well. It was unbearable, more so than when you did not take notice of him at all. 
He had replayed that conversation in his mind a thousand times over in the days since, cringing at the indelicacy of his words and your panicked hiss at his confrontation. He had ruined everything before it even began. 
Sense would dictate that he give you space to come to terms with his words and leave you be. But, the pit in his stomach had grown unbearable and he longed to clear the air between the two of you. 
And that was how he found himself trudging through the thick vegetation that encircled the clearing where clan members called their ikran. He had recognised Txep’s excited squeal in the distance and knew, with certainty, that you were close. 
Emerging soundlessly from behind the bush, he called out, “Going out flying?”
He caught the surprise on your face as your head whipped around at the sound of his voice. “Yes, we are. What’s it to you?”
He smiled slightly at your words in spite of their hostility. Great Mother, if you knew the things that voice did to him. “Mind if I join?”
Before you could reply, Txep squealed upon catching sight of him, turning away from Pänu and barrelling into his arms. Txep was the sweetest little one he had ever seen, and Neteyam had always had a soft spot for the boy. Txep wanted to be a warrior and always trailed after him during his morning duties. His mother had apologised profusely for the boy who was particularly adept at evading his parents to find the warrior party during their morning trainings. Neteyam had waved off the apology, happy to indulge in keeping Txep entertained. In truth, he missed when Tuk was smaller and would do the same.
He saw the conflict swirling in your eyes at his question and knew he was playing dirty as turned to the boy in his arms before adding, “Txep, can I come flying with you and Leyna?”
You had a soft spot for Txep, and he knew that there was little you could refuse him. It was one of the things he loved (loved?) most about you.  
With a sigh, you nodded affirmatively. He silently cheered, disentangling himself from Txep to call his own ikran. 
Waiting patiently until Txep was seated on your ikran, he called you softly, willing himself to gather the nerve to say the right thing this time. 
Breathing heavily, he said finally, “I’m sorry, for the other day. I shouldn’t have said it.”
To his relief, your expression softened at his words. “It’s okay,” you began slowly. “You didn’t say anything I didn’t already know. It’s stupid, really.”
“No, it’s not stupid. He is.” 
That prompted a laugh out of you, thrilling him in the process. “I didn’t know you cared. I didn’t even realise you noticed my presence. This is the longest we’ve ever spoken, you know?” 
Naturally, Nim was right. “I pay you plenty of attention.” He countered cheekily. “Maybe you are the one who doesn’t notice.”
Not waiting for a response, Neteyam pulled down his ionar in a swift motion and leapt up on Tìxtur’s back, commanding him to take flight, trying and failing to stifle a laugh at your surprised exclamation. 
Turning away from you, he urged Tìxtur forward, deliberately urging him to fly faster. There was a place he wanted to show you; somewhere he had never shown anyone else. 
Neteyam only smiled softly at the shrill sound of Txep’s excited squeals as you urged your ikran to match his speed, pretending to not hear your questions as to where he was taking you. 
The landscape shifted beneath him, trees growing more sparse as they flew. Finally, he glimpsed the familiar sight of the valley in the distance, urging his ikran to slowly descend down onto the plain. 
He watched with anticipation as you landed by his side, initially too preoccupied with Txep and utterly oblivious to the marvel of your new surroundings.
Finally, you glanced up, gasping as you took in the sight of the valley, vast mountaintops on either side cradling the ground on which you stood. Neteyam watched you quietly, affection blooming in his chest at your awe. You were so beautiful. It was a thought that had come to him now a hundred different times in a hundred different ways. 
“It’s beautiful here, Neteyam,” you praised, meeting his gaze. He only smiled in return, overcome by a dizzy sort of elation. 
Txep was instantly transfixed by the river water, with its vivid shade of lilac, running to dip his feet in the water. 
Coming to stand behind you, he whispered, “He’s the sweetest little one I’ve ever seen.”
“You should see him when sa’nok prepares teylu, pounces like a palulukan, that one.”
Neteyam laughed softly. “I don’t doubt it. Tuk was much the same when she was younger.”
Wanting to speak more privately, he led you further along the riverbank, out of earshot of Txep. 
“How did you find this place?” You asked, after a brief silence. 
He shook his shoulders nonchalantly, explaining his evening exploits after the completion of the day’s duties. 
“So, this is where you disappear off to in the evenings, then?” 
Your words caught him by surprise. You had noticed. 
“I pay attention,” you added, trying and failing at nonchalance. 
He smiled. “So you do.” 
* * *
Neteyam watched quietly from the side as members of both clans drank and caroused in the centre of the shelter below kelutral, grooving to the tune of a rhythmic drumbeat in the background. 
Members of the Tipani clan’s leadership had come for a weeklong visit, culminating in the present celebration. Neteyam had spent the past week at his father’s side, tending to their visitors and partaking in negotiations concerning the exchange of goods between the clans and other diplomatic matters.
However, it was not his fatigue from the week’s duties that kept him from joining in the dancing and merriment. His piercing gaze found its way back to a particular dancing pair, eyes narrowing further as the Tipani clan’s second-in-command, Nareyo, reached for your waist, pulling you impossibly closer to his dancing form.
His fingers twitched where they held the cup of kava that he had been nursing, the increasing strength of his grip threatening to shatter it and spill its contents across his lap. 
“At least give me that, if you’re not going to drink it,” a voice from his side said. 
Turning at the sound, his gaze shifted to land on Nimira who was watching him, eyes twinkling with amusement at his sour expression. 
“Don’t” he warned, tipping the cup back, swallowing the contents in one gulp. 
“You’re being a child,” she chided, nudging his side. “Ask her for a dance.”
“Wouldn't want to take her away from Nareyo,” he said, scowling. Nareyo was slightly shorter in stature, but a striking male nonetheless. Having spent much of the last week in his company, Neteyam would grudgingly admit that the man made for good company.
“Au! They’re only dancing, not mated. You can ask her for a dance.”
“Who says she wants to dance with me?”
She rolled her eyes. “I’ve seen the way she looks at you, and you’ve been spending so much time together.”
“That’s not true, we—”
“You hardly ever ask me to meet you anymore,” Nimira continued. “I’m much less satisfied nowadays. I should know.”
“I’m sorry, Nim, I—”
“Oh would you hush! That wasn’t the point!” She hissed, pressing her hand over his mouth to silence him. “I’ve seen the two of you. She looks at you that way.”
“No, she doesn’t.”
“She does.” Nimira, casting a furtive glance at you as the song came to an end. “Ask her now. Go, Neteyam.”
Nimira shoved his shoulder insistently, prodding him to stand before snatching the cup from his hands. “Go,” she mouthed, nodding at you. 
Neteyam sighed. “You’re full of shit,” he mouthed back, not letting himself indulge in the possibility that you returned his feelings. Still, he made his way across the floor, approaching you just as Nareyo thanked you for dancing with him with a kiss on the back of your hand. 
You smiled at the sight of him, hand slipping from Nareyo’s grasp as you turned abruptly from the other man to face him fully. Resisting the urge to preen at the action, he returned your smile. 
“Leyna,” he greeted warmly, pressing a kiss of his own to your hand. 
“Neteyam,” you breathed, eyes softening. “I didn’t see you earlier.”
“I, uh.” He hesitated, suddenly embarrassed by his earlier behaviour. “I was busy with something.” He paused to breathe deeply before holding out his hand in invitation. “A dance?”
You smiled brightly at him, slipping your palm into his grasp. “I’d love to.”
He pulled you closer as the music resumed, a slower, more relaxed melody this time. Gently swaying, he pulled you closer, unable to resist the prospect of being in such close proximity with you. Inhaling deeply, he appreciated the familiar sweetness of your scent. 
His heart raced as you leaned into his embrace, settling your head gently against his chest as you moved together to the music. Take that, Nareyo.
“You must be exhausted,” you said, voice muffled slightly where your face rested against the skin of his chest. “I haven’t seen you all week.”
“Duty calls,” he said, shrugging his shoulders only slightly so as to not jostle you. 
“Me too,” you sighed. “I’m grateful for their tsahìk’s teachings but she is a, ah, passionate woman. Like her son, actually.”
“Nareyo, huh.” He mused, feigning nonchalance.
You pulled back from him then, visibly grimacing at the mention of the Tipani clan’s successor. “He’s, uh, nice?” 
“He’s a strong warrior,” Neteyam offered. Why was he defending him?
“He is,” you allowed, before adding softly, “A little forward is all.”
“Forward?” 
“Would you call offering to make me his tsakarem forward?
His jaw clenched at your words. He had proposed marriage?  
“Naturally, I accepted,” you continued, laughing softly as he blanched. 
“Great Mother, woman,” he breathed, catching on to your teasing tone. “You scared me.”
You clicked your tongue. “Should I be hurt that you sound surprised? I was the last one in our class to complete iknimaya, you know?”
“Really?” 
You hummed. “I was scared I’d pick the wrong one.”
“That’s not possible,” Neteyam argued. “The Great Mother guides you to your match.”
“Point being,” you continued. “I take too long to decide things. Ergo, no whirlwind romances.”
Duly chastised, he nodded. “Point taken.”
“Don’t tell my mother, though,” you added after a long, contemplative pause. “She misses home dearly and she would have leapt at the chance to return to take care of her grandbabies.”
Neteyam laughed. “My lips are sealed.”
Sighing softly, you resumed your spot against his chest, leaning your full weight against his body, letting him guide you through the familiar steps. Neteyam relished in the feeling of your soft curves nestled safely against him, wondering belatedly if you could sense the rapid thrum of his heart.
“Shit.” You tugged at his hand then, pulling him abruptly away from the centre of the dancefloor. 
Startled, he spluttered, “Leyna, what are y—” 
“Nareyo’s coming this way again,” you hissed, hurrying through the crowd of onlookers. “He’s going to ask me again if I’ve ‘reconsidered coming home’. Ack!”
* * *
Panting heavily, Neteyam landed with a soft thump on the mossy ground. This morning’s training had been spent practising hand-to-hand combat, a programme that had been designed by his father, a relic of his tawtute origins. 
Though, if Neteyam was being honest, he was not feeling much gratitude for his father in that moment. After a gruelling morning of sparring with the other warriors, he was well and truly spent. 
Gentle hands touched his forehead, rubbing the skin comfortingly. Leyna. 
“Have some water,” you coaxed, bringing the paywll (water plant) leaf to his lips.
Eyes meeting yours in gratitude, he began to sip from the leaf as your hands rubbed his back soothingly. In truth, he much preferred archery and rarely partook in such trainings with so much vigour. But, you had come to watch the warriors that morning and he was only slightly ashamed to admit that the sight of you had prompted his, ah, performance. 
“Who was that for?” You teased.
Caught. “No, one,” he answered evasively. 
He watched as your gaze travelled over the crowd that had gathered to watch the morning’s tournament, landing on Nimira who smiled softly at him in greeting.
“Ah,” you acknowledged. “I see.”
Growing alarmed at the conclusion you seemed to have reached, he quickly interjected, “No, that’s not…Nimira and I are not—”
“It’s okay,” you allowed. “We all need a little respite.”
That got his attention. Unable to help himself, he questioned, “Who’s giving you respite?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know?”
“Leyna.”
“Not saying!”
His brother’s voice interrupted the two of you. “Another round?” He called from the other side of the clearing. “You up for it, bro?”
Grimacing at the thought, he shook his head. “I’m done for the day.”
“Come on,” you cajoled, kneeling to whisper by his ear, “Mighty warrior.”
Eyes widening at the coquettishness of your tone, he turned sharply, meeting your gaze with a beseeching expression. 
“It’s okay, I suppose,” you allowed after a pause, a coy smile still playing on your lips. “It’s normal for males to lose some of their virility as they age.” 
Aghast, he cried, “I’m only a year older!”
It was working. You were in his head and you knew it. 
Grumbling, Neteyam clambered to his feet. “The things I do for you…” he muttered, reaching for your hand to steady himself. 
You giggled, stepping back from him to give the men space. “You love me,” you teased, smiling at him from where you stood with the other onlookers. 
“Not a chance,” he called back. Liar.
* * *
Thrumming with anticipation, Neteyam dismounted from his pa’li, turning to address the returning hunting party. It had been a successful hunt, having brought back enough yerik to feed the clan for the next few days, with the remainder of meat from the day’s meal being cured and stored away. 
“Thank you, brothers and sisters,” he called out, appraising the hunting party. “I thank you for your efforts, and I thank the Great Mother for providing.”
The crowd reciprocated his thanks, lifting prayers of their own to the Great Mother before dispersing at his dismissal. But it was not the euphoria of the successful hunt that had him fumbling with the saddle on his pa’li in his haste to leave. Rather, it was the prospect of an evening alone with you after weeks. 
Caught up in preparations for the Tipani clan’s visit and the general humdrum of clan life had kept you apart for much of the last few weeks. A few fleeting glances and quick exchanges of greetings in between their duties had left him wanting for your company. 
“Hot date?” his brother grinned impishly as he caught sight of his expression. 
Neteyam quickly schooled his expression into one of placid indifference. “No,” he answered plainly. “Just going out flying.” 
“Is that what they’re calling it now?” Lo’ak chortled, thumping him on the back. “Hope you have a good flight, then, bro.”
“What are your plans, then?” Neteyam asked, hoping to direct his brother elsewhere. Technically, he was not doing anything wrong by meeting with you—it was hardly an illicit liaison—but he could not shake the discomfort he felt when it came to sharing the details of his budding association with you with his brother.  
“Ah.” Lo’ak smiled amusedly. “I’m going flying myself, actually.”
Neteyam followed his brother’s gaze to where it rested on an attractive female who blushed, nodding bashfully in Lo’ak’s direction. Seren was a good hunter, but Neteyam did not know her personally, certainly not in the way his brother seemed to know her. 
“Fuck off with the flying shit,” he shot back, tone teasing. “Seren, huh.”
“It’s not like that,” Lo’ak clarified. “We’re seeing each other casually, if you catch my meaning.”
“Yes, bro, I know what you mean.” Neteyam rolled his eyes. “I’m aware of what sex is.”
Lo’ak only chortled. “Celibacy is making you irritable.”
“I’m not—what are you—”
“You haven’t been seeing Nimira, have you?”
“That’s not—stop talking shit.” Neteyam spluttered, caught off guard by his brother’s observation. 
“We live together, remember?”
“That’s not—” Neteyam paused. “I’m not irritable because of that.”
“Sure.”
“Perhaps, I’m irritated because a certain brother of mine refuses to stop asking me annoying, intrusive, personal questions.”
“Ha..ha, you got me.” Lo’ak chuckled. “I’m still right about your, ah, problem.”
“I don’t have a problem.”
Leaving his still tittering brother, Neteyam turned to head for the ikran calling point near the rookery. He was loath to lose precious time he could be spending with you and worried that he had kept you waiting in entertaining his brother’s antics. 
To his surprise, the clearing was empty, no sign of you or Pänu. Scanning the surrounding vegetation, he waited, expecting you to emerge any time. As the minutes ticked by, he grew more antsy, not knowing you to be tardy. 
Contemplating his options, he decided to return to the village and check your family’s alcove. Skin prickling from nerves, he swiftly scaled kelutral, padding along its boughs to reach the entrance to your family’s home. 
“Leyna,” he called, noting the lack of activity in the space. Perplexed, he turned a corner, sighing in relief when he caught sight of you, faced away from him with a food preparation mat before you. 
You were so engrossed in your work that you did not seem to have heard his initial call. 
“Leyna,” he called, tapping your shoulder to get your attention. 
“Great Mother,” you screeched, jumping at his touch. “Neteyam, you scared me!”
Slightly amused, he questioned, “What happened? We’re supposed to go flying, remember?”
“Wiya, I’m so sorry,” you cried, eyes widening at the realisation. “I was just so busy—” You nodded at the mess on the food mat. “—I can’t believe I forgot.”
“It’s okay,” he allowed, eyes tracing over the food mat. “Are you making melon cake?”
“Yes, well, I—your brother saw Txep eating it the other day and asked for some so I thought I’d make some for him. It’s my grandmother’s recipe.”
So, that was why you were late. Neteyam felt a sliver of irritation at your words. He nodded slowly. “I see.”
“You’re upset with me.”
“No, I’m not.” Neteyam said, his voice terse. 
“You are.”
“I’m really not,” he rebuffed, stepping back from you in a motion to leave. “You’ll need to wait to give him the cake, though.” He paused, before adding, “He’s busy with Seren now.”
“What was that?” You asked sharply.
“What?”
“That bit,” you pressed. “About Seren.”
Neteyam shrugged. “I just thought you should know his whereabouts if you were planning on giving my brother his food.”
“No,” you said slowly. “That wasn’t why you said it. Y-you—this isn’t about that, is it? My feelings—you were trying to hurt me.”
Neteyam opened his mouth, denial on his lips when he caught the anguished expression on your face. Had he really said that? To hurt you?
“This—you’re unbelievable,” you muttered. “That was months ago. I’m not—it’s not like that anymore.” You paused, breathing deeply. “Why does that even matter? Why do you care?”
In the many months he had spent with you, as your bond had grown stronger, he had fantasised, a hundred different times, of how he would confess his feelings to you. Perhaps, in the woods, where you would retreat to converse for hours in the seclusion of the thicket. Or, in the valley, during one of your trips, with you by his side, laughing gaily as you felt the cold water tickling your toes. But not this. Never this. 
So, he deflected, regretting the words almost as soon as they left his mouth. “It-it’s just—it’s sad to watch.”
“It’s sad to watch?” You repeated dully, folding your arms across your chest. “Then, maybe you should leave.”
“That’s not what I meant—it’s just—I don’t want you to get hurt.” He babbled, attempting to mollify you. 
“Huh,” you said slowly, unable to keep the animosity from spilling into your voice. “You have a funny way of showing it.”
“Leyna, I was only trying to—”
“Just go.”
* * *
“No.”
“Alright, then,” he acknowledged, slightly stung by her curt declination. 
“I wasn’t done,” Nimira continued, grabbing his shoulders to make him face her. “Stop.” She reached for his bow, prying it from his hands and setting it on a nearby rock. “Just, tell me what happened.”
“Why do you think something happened?” He queried, not quite meeting her eyes. “Does something have to happen for me to want you?”
“Actually,” she said, eyeing him sceptically. “In your case, yes.”
“Nim, please,” he sighed. “Just let it go. You said no. I heard it. We have patrol now.”
“We also had patrol when you propositioned me, hmm?” She pushed him lightly, urging him to sit, while she knelt beside him. “Now, talk.”
“There’s nothing to talk about.”
“Bullshit,” she shot back. “You’ve been moody all week—”
“I’m not—”
“—by Eywa, I’m sick of it. The sullen face and the one-word answers to everything.” Nimira shook her head. “You haven’t gone running off to find Leyna after evening patrol which means she’s involved somehow. So, just tell me what you did.”
“Why do you assume it was me?”
“Simple,” Nimira said, chuckling softly. “You’re shit with girls—”
“That’s not—I’m a grown adult, I’ve had—”
“I’m not talking about sex.” She poked his side teasingly. “We both know that you do just fine there. I was talking about relationships.”
Knowing that she would not back down until he confessed, he sighed, “I fucked it up, Nim. Everything.”
“Fucked it up how?”
Pausing, he replayed the memory in his head first, wincing slightly as he recounted the details, deliberately avoiding looking at her face. 
Nimira sighed when he fell silent. “Oh, Neteyam.”
“I was trying to protect her,” he mumbled feebly. The longer you held onto feelings for his brother, the more it would hurt. He only wanted to spare you the agony. Right. Right?
“That’s not why you said it,” Nimira said softly. “You were jealous—you are jealous.” Sensing his objection, she raised her hand to silence him. “Don’t deny it.”
“Maybe I am,” he allowed. “But now she won’t speak to me. I haven’t even seen her.”
“Then, go look for her and tell her you’re sorry.”
“What if she doesn’t accept it?” Dread pooled in his belly, recalling the anguished expression on your face.
“You have to try.” Her lips quirked upwards impishly. “And besides, I don’t have an opening tonight. I’m busy.”
Still languishing over his impending conversation with you, it took him a moment before he caught on to her meaning. “Wait,” he started, eyes roving over her face as she waited for him to continue. “You’re busy tonight. And you’re—” He gestured to her growing smile. “Aran?”
A delighted laugh bubbled forth from her. “It just happened.”
“When?”
She shook her head amusedly. “Maybe if someone wasn’t too busy brooding, he would’ve noticed.”
“Nim.”
“Fine,” she laughed. “We stayed back after training the other day. We were just talking and it just happened. He kissed me.”
“Oh, Nim,” he said warmly, bumping his shoulder against hers. “I’m so happy for you.”
“Thank you,” she returned, eyes narrowing slightly. “I’d like to be happy for you too so apologise to her.”
Neteyam nodded solemnly, resolving to find you after last meal and rectify his mistake.
* * *
Neteyam padded quietly across the forest floor, smiling absentmindedly as it pulsed brightly with hues of green beneath his feet. It had taken some wheedling but he had finally managed to coax Ka’ni into revealing your whereabouts. You were praying at ultra ayomokriyä (tree of voices) and he was determined to catch you before you retired for the night. 
Pushing past the clusters of bioluminescent tendrils that grew from the tree, he wandered deeper into ultra ayomokriyä until he caught sight of your kneeling form, having already made tsaheylu with the tree. His heart clenched as his gaze landed on your face, eyes closed in prayer. It had only been a week and he had missed you greatly. 
Neteyam hesitated, caught between not wanting to interrupt your prayer but also growing uncomfortable, being made to feel like a voyeur. Steeling himself, he approached you slowly, kneeling next to you before gently tapping your shoulder to announce his presence. 
In spite of the gentleness of his action, you startled, jumping back and severing your neural connection with the tree. “Neteyam!” You yelped, chest heaving as you took in the sight of him. 
“Sorry, sorry,” he said quickly, desperately hoping that you would not send him away. 
“It’s fine,” you managed, breaths slowing as your panic waned. “You surprised me, is all.”
“I’m sorry,” he said. For more than just startling you.
“It’s okay.” You moved to stand. “I should be leaving. It’s getting late.”
Neteyam shot up, reaching for your hand to stop you from moving away. “Wait.”
“Neteyam, what—”
“Please,” he implored. “Just give me a second, to explain.”
“Explain what?” You asked tiredly, still not pulling your hand out of his grasp. 
“I’m sorry for what I said. It was cruel and unfair.” He paused, watching your face for any reaction. “Please forgive me.”
“Neteyam, it’s just—” You sighed. “Is that all I am? The pathetic girl who trails after your brother?”
“Leyna, that’s not—”
“Let me finish,” you said. “That’s what you meant, isn’t it? Because, if you’re only here to babysit your brother’s lovesick little friend, then you can leave. Because that’s not what I am.” You laughed ruefully. “At least, not any more.”
“No, Leyna,” he pleaded, heart clenching at your words. “We’re friends. It’s not like that.” Friends, right. 
He could see your eyes softening and his foolish heart clung to the hope of reconciliation. By Eywa, he could not go another day without you, your beautiful smile and the pleasure of your company. He missed their evening flights together and the hours spent in the woods, content to engage in lively conversation as the sky darkened. Even if you only ever saw him as a friend, he would take what he could get….
After a long silence, you uttered the words he had longed to hear. “I forgive you, Neteyam.”
“Leyna, I—”
“And I don’t need your protection, okay?” You added carefully. “I’m a big girl and I’ve had feelings before.”
Wincing a little despite himself, he nodded. “Understood.”
Satisfied, you reached for his hand. “Come, let us pray.”
Relieved to have been forgiven, he smiled warmly at you, letting himself be led to where you had been seated before. Kneeling slowly, he reached for a cluster of bioluminescent tendrils, before bringing his neural queue towards it, watching as they joined eagerly. He sighed as the sensation settled, his eyes drifting shut. Tsaheylu.
An immediate calm fell over him, and he relaxed into it, feeling keenly the Great Mother’s presence around him. His mind drifted to thoughts of the Great Hunt, which was due to begin in a few days. He sought the Great Mother’s guidance and strength to allow him to lead the hunt successfully. 
Cracking an eye open briefly during his own prayers, he startled, not expecting to meet your gaze, eyes trained on him with a curious expression on your face. “Everything alright?”
You nodded, with a tight-lipped smile. “Just thinking about something my grandmother said the last time I visited her.”
“What did she say?” 
“Oh, that’s a secret,” you said airily, laughing at the indignance blooming on his face. 
“Come on, te—”
“How did your parents fall in love?” You interjected, catching him by surprise. 
“Everyone knows that story,” he said slowly, curious as to your sudden interest in the subject. It was true, though. His parent’s love story had cultivated quite an ardent, ah, fanbase. Particularly among the younger girls who could be overheard giggling over the tale. Star-crossed lovers from different species who end up together; admittedly, he could grasp the appeal of the premise. However, over the years, the details of their whirlwind romance had undergone a rather intense metamorphosis, the details changing and shifting as they passed from ear to ear. Neteyam had had to step in and personally clarify many of the details himself. No, his father had not descended from the sky in his human form, free of any breathing apparatus. Ridiculous.
“Tell me anyway,” you coaxed, nudging your shoulder against his.
“Uh, my father came here with the tawtute, with the RDA.” His sentence ended with a soft snarl; he had not said that word in a long time. “He was here to learn more about the clan to get access to the lìngtskxe (unobtanium) deposit under the old tree.”
You tutted. “Eywa, now I know why you do not join me at the children’s hut for storytelling in the evenings,” you teased. “Put some emotion into it.”
“Do you want to hear it, or not?” 
“Yes, yes, go on.”
“While trying to learn about the clan for the RDA, he fell in love with sa’nok, who was training him for his initiation rituals.” He continued. “Then, he turned his back on the RDA and joined the clans to drive them away.”
“And he tamed toruk!” You added.
“Yes, he did,” he concluded, finding your excitement endearing. He wanted to kiss you.
Remembering another detail then, he added with a laugh, “They didn’t even have a proper ceremony. My grandmother never got to officiate their wedding—she still complains about it. They ran off and mated. Right here, actually.” 
“It’s so romantic,” you sighed, gazing wistfully into the distance. 
“I don’t think romance was on their mind.” He paused. “Sexual frustration, maybe?” He added with a grimace, not wanting to think of his parents that way.
“Wiya, you’re hopeless,” you admonished. “They came from different worlds and fell in love, what were the odds of them even meeting, hmm? It’s romantic.”
“If you say so,” he allowed, a small smile playing on his lips. “How did your parents fall in love?
“Oh,” you said, chortling. “Sempul and sa’nok met here after the first battle with the tawtute. He says that he fell in love with her immediately but sa’nok wouldn’t give him the time of the day.”
In a conspiratorial whisper, you added, “Sa’nok had feelings for someone else.”
Oh. His eyes widened at the detail; he would need to speak to your father one of these days.
“How did he win her over?” He queried, wary of appearing too eager. 
“Ah, sempul likes to joke that he managed to wear her down eventually,” you supplied. “But, sa’nok says that she found his determination endearing and found him more charming the longer they spent together. But, she didn’t know if she should stay here and not return home because sempul was too nervous to tell her. She didn’t want to leave her home for the possibility that he cared for her.” You paused. “What made her choose to stay was him telling her how he felt for her.”
Ah, that. The pesky fact of a confession. He had not yet gathered the courage to share his feelings with you. 
“That’s nice,” he added quickly, realising that he had been silent for longer than appropriate.
You looked at him curiously, finding his demeanour strange. He squirmed, resolving to tell you how he felt. Soon.
* * *
After much back-and-forth, he had finally been released from the healer’s alcove after a few weeks, a thin bandage at his side the only evidence of his injury. Though he knew they meant well, he had grown tired of the healers’ fretting and resented being caged in the alcove. 
But, there was also an, ah, other reason for his impatience, that was, his desire for more privacy. As he left the healer’s alcove, his thoughts returned to you, as they did more often than not. The heady feeling of your lips against his had become his new fixation. In the weeks since his injury, you had been a daily visitor, sneaking into the alcove in the evenings, once the other healers had retired for the night. 
He was pleased to note how little coaxing from him it had taken for you to renege on your vow not to kiss him until he had fully recovered. Though you remained painfully cautious of his injury, with every night that passed, he grew more daring in his touches. To his delight, he had come to see all of you during their nightly rendezvous in the healer’s alcove, shielded only by a wispy curtain between the beds. 
Unfortunately for Olin, she had also come to see all of you, courtesy of an errant moan and untimely mishap with the curtain. She had fled the alcove with a startled yelp followed by copious laughter. You had been mortified, burying your face in his chest, insisting that you would not return until he was discharged; you came back the next night.
Now that he was no longer under observation, he was free to do whatever and well, whomever he liked without fear of intrusion. Padding quietly through the forest, he followed a familiar path to where he knew you would be. 
As the vegetation thinned, he glimpsed you, on all fours, picking seeds from the ground. Pxorna seeds, he supplemented with a small smile. With the cooler season nearing, pxorna would become harder to find, which was why you had insisted on gathering enough before then. For him.
“Yawntu (loved one),” he called softly as he neared you, heart pounding in his chest as you turned, beaming at the sight of him. Setting your pouch down, you rushed towards him, pausing only as you reached him so as to not jostle him.
Pulling you securely against the warmth of his body, he inhaled your sweet scent, feeling the lingering aches in his body disappear. Leaning into his embrace, you burrowed into the crook of his neck.
“Did everything go okay?” You murmured, voice muffled where you were pressed against his skin. “Was the tsahìk upset about letting you leave?
“My grandmother? She wasn’t happy about it but she agreed.” He laughed softly before adding, “Olin was quite supportive, though.”
You pulled back, eyes widening at the implication. “I would hit you so hard right now if you weren’t still recovering.”
“You love me,” he crooned.
“That, I do,” you allowed, raising yourself on your toes to press your lips against his. He returned the kiss with equal fervour, hands trailing down your back to grip your hips to pull you closer. 
“I need you,” he murmured against your lips. “Now.”
The seclusion of the thicket bolstered your confidence and you responded by pulling away to untie your chest covering, letting it fall with a coy smile. 
Neteyam groaned at the sight of your bare breasts, reaching to palm them when you slapped his hands away, nodding meaningfully at him. Recognising your meaning, he acquiesced, reaching for the ties of his loincloth, letting the material fall from his hips, landing carelessly on the forest floor. 
Turning you gently, he pulled your back against his chest, nestling his chin in the crook of your neck while he inhaled deeply. The scent of you was intoxicating and made him want you even more. Trailing his lips down the soft skin of your neck, relishing the litany of moans and sighs that slipped past your lips at his gentle ministrations. 
Placing a hand on your belly, he pulled you firmly against you, letting you feel how much he wanted you. His other hand rose to cup the soft skin of one breast, fingers brushing over your nipple which pebbled interestedly under his attentions. “Oh, Neteyam.”
Growing impatient, he bent down to scoop you in his arms and lay you against the mossy ground. “Neteyam,” you cried in alarm, hands reaching for his bandage-covered side. “Your wound—”
Pressing his lips firmly against yours, he assured, “I’m okay, yawntu. It’s okay.”
“But, you need to—”
He silenced you with another searing kiss, smiling as your complaints slowly morphed into sighs as he deepened the kiss. “Do you trust me?”
“Of course.”
“Good,” he returned, smiling impishly as he reached for the ties of your loincloth, undoing them swiftly before discarding the material off to the side. The pungent aroma of your arousal flooded his nostrils with its tantalising scent. 
Encouraged by your breathy moans, he reached down to trail his fingers gently between your thighs, smiling against the skin of your breast as you cried out at the action, grinding your hips against his hand. 
“Impatient, are we?” He teased, trailing his fingers deliberately around the sensitive bundle of nerves above your entrance, enjoying the way you writhed against him. 
“Neteyam.”
Watching your reactions carefully, he slowed his motions to dip his fingers lower, breaching you gently with one, then two fingers, the ache between his legs growing more insistent at the feeling of your tight warmth around his fingers. 
Setting a familiar rhythm, he pumped his fingers steadily in and out of you, eyes trained on your face. You were especially stunning in the throes of ecstasy and he leaned down to kiss you gently as his fingers continued their motion between your legs. 
Feeling a telltale clenching of your walls against his fingers, he urged you with sweet words whispered against the delicate tips of your ears. “You’re so beautiful…I love you so much…you’re perfect…come for me, my love….”
With a strangled cry, you came around his fingers, hands flying to grip the skin of his back as you rode out your high. Leaning down to nuzzle against the skin of your breast, he murmured, “You drive me wild, my love. I just want to be inside you.”
He felt you pull him upwards to kiss him again. “I’m ready,” you murmured softly in between kisses. 
Eager to be inside you, he pulled back, gripping his cock firmly, nudging it gently against your entrance, leaning forward to—
“Wait,” you cried suddenly, hands reaching to steady his hips. “You shouldn’t—your wound—”
“I’m okay,” he assured again, brushing his free hand gently against your cheek. 
“I know,” you muttered apologetically. “I just worry. Wait.” You pushed against his chest, prodding to him to lay on his back. “Let me,” you explained, his eyes widening in his realisation as you clambered on top of him, seating yourself deliberately against his straining cock. 
Not opposed to the change of position, he gladly acquiesced, bringing his hands up to grip your hips gently, guiding you into position, skin prickling from sheer pleasure as the head of his cock settled into place at your entrance. 
“Are you okay? Are you in pain?” You queried worriedly, casting a wary glance at your bandaged site, scooting imperceptibly further away from it. 
“I’m fine,” he repeated, shifting his hips against yours, endeared by your worry but also impatient to be inside you. 
Gasping at the movement, you nodded, sinking down the length of him slowly until he was fully inside you, sighing in unison at the miraculous sensation of being joined this way. 
“You feel so good, yawntu,” he sighed, eyes rolling back as the pleasure overwhelmed his senses.
Cracking open an eye as you starting rocking above him, he groaned at the titillating sight before him. 
…the soft rounds of your breasts moving in time with your hips as you rocked above him, mouth open in pleasure…
…beads of perspiration rolling down your bare chest as you moved against him…
…breathy moans….heavy breathing…eyes rolled back in bliss as his hips met yours….
The line between his fantasies of you and reality blurred as his pleasure intensified. Eager for you to reach your peak before he lost control, Neteyam ramped up the pace of his hips, grinning at your startled cry at the shift in pace, which quickly dissolved into louder moans as you relished the increased friction between your bodies. 
With a loud cry, you climaxed around him, the insistent clenching of your walls around him pushing him over the edge. Gasping at the sheer force of his pleasure, he clutched you closely against him as his peak washed over him.
With a quick press of your lips against his, you shifted slowly to lay by his side, still facing him, an impossibly bashful expression on your face. He found it endlessly fascinating how you could go from rocking above him frenziedly to a blushing, stammering mess. 
“I love you,” he said, reaching forward to trail a hand down the curve of your cheek. 
“I love you, too,” you returned warmly, shifting slowly to rest against him, nuzzling into the skin of his chest, a comfortable silence enveloping them.
Just as his eyes drifted close, as he gave into the haze of post-coital drowsiness, he felt your lips press against his neck. Shifting his head to face you, he raised an eyebrow at the coy smile playing on your lips. “Again?”
You nodded sheepishly, pulling back to gauge his reaction. “It’s just different—we’re alone, finally—and I just want—it’s okay if you don’t—” You stammered out an explanation.
“You know I could never refuse you, yawntu,” he assured, halting your nervous stream of words. Wrapping his arms around your lithe form, he gently lifted you, settling you against his hips.
Relieved, you leaned down to kiss him. “You’re so perfect. I love you inside me,” you whispered daringly against his lips. His eyes widened, hands reaching down to adjust himself against you until you were right where—
“Great Mother,” a voice screeched, followed by the sound of leaves rustling as their unwilling voyeur evidently began thrashing around in the surrounding shrubbery in their haste to turn away from the clearing they had been occupying.
“Olin?” He guessed, glimpsing a familiar face over your shoulder. 
“I was tired. I just wanted a walk and—I’m going now! Er, enjoy yourselves!”
Stifling his laughter, he called out an apology at her retreating figure, “I’m sorry. Again!”
“No need! Have fun—ack!”
Meanwhile, you groaned against his chest. “It happened again.”
Laughing, he patted your back comfortingly. “We’ll find somewhere else—no, I’ll build you something, okay? Where were we now?”
You lifted your head up from his chest to gaze down at him curiously. “You’re still good-to-go? After that?”
He shifted himself nonchalantly against you, the evidence of his readiness pressing firmly against the skin of your stomach.
Laughing incredulously, you shifted into position. “Well alright then, if you insist.”
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lost-in-elfhame-help · 2 months ago
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Im calm, I’m calm, coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool
I'm joining @therealgraysonhawthorne and @faerievalerian's rat club because rn I look like a drowned rat
Ugh why did I have to go out in the rain 😭
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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 1 year ago
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Put It On The Fridge Protocol
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51874924 by prongsredconvers The thing about Peter Parker, was that he talked way too much. Everybody, at least once in their lives, had told him that. Also, he had this tiny tendency to embarrass himself in every way possible. No matter how serious, crucial, threatening, life-or-death-ish the situation was, trust Peter Benjamin Parker to find a way to make a fool of himself. And well, he was a scientist, after all. And a good scientist always seeks the best results when trying to validate his theories. So, stated those facts: what could possibly be better than epically humiliating himself in front of the fucking Avengers?   Or: Peter calls Tony "dad" in front of the Avengers. Caos ensues. Inspired by that b99 opening where Jake calls Holt dad, but with out favourite dumb irondad-spiderson duo. Lots of talking and emotions and yadda yadda. Enjoy! Words: 9263, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones (Marvel) (Mentioned), Pepper Potts (mentioned) Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Ned Leeds & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Gets a Hug, Peter Parker Gets a Hug, Hugs, because they really need it, Emotional Constipation, I love that it's a tag, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Insecure Tony Stark, Insecure Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has Issues, Peter Parker Has Issues, but they work them out, Heartfelt Conversations, Feelings, NOT STARKER!!!, Precious Peter Parker, we stan rhodey and ned, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad", by accident, and he regrets it, Humor, Attempt at Humor, look guys i tried, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, the angst is them talking about emotions because yes somebody teach them pls, Tagging Is So Much Fun, B99 reference, Tony Stark Has Self-Esteem Issues read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/51874924
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running-with-the-feels · 11 months ago
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I have this headcannon that Frost calls Kuai Liang Dad or Baba or sone other parental title when their in private.
I think the first time she did it was on accident. (Think of the scene from B99) and the moment frost realises she said it she is immediately embarrassed, only to look over at Kuai Liang and see him struggling to hold back tears of joy because yes, she is his daughter. And seeing her usually stoic adoptive father so happy makes her happy. So it becomes a habit that she calls him by this parental name when she thinks no-one else is around.
But I can also see someone overhearing or frost not realising there are other people around and referring to Kuai Liang by this title. Which could make some of the other defenders realise that Frost isn’t just Kuai Liang’s protégée, she is his daughter. Sorry just a random thought. Thank you for indulging my insanity about Frost :)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love Frost, especially her relationship with Sub-Zero (or what it could have been if NRS hadn't fumbled her) so thank you for indulging my insanity
If you want an angsty-ish version, I think, bc it's them and they are both very repressed, it happens for the first time after Frost nearly dies, so she's waking up in the infirmary to Kuai Liang holding her had and she calls him dad on instinct, still kinda out of it. He cries bc a) oh thank god she's alive and b) yeah, you're my kid and I'm so glad you're okay.
She's absolutely mortified when she realizes but as she's being discharged from the infirmary, Kuai Liang asks one of the healers "How long until my daughter is fully healed?" and that nearly makes her cry bc yeah that's her dad and it wasn't just wishful thinking on her part to consider that.
The first person to find out is probably Jax. Kuai Liang brings Frost to the sf base so that she can make friends with kids her age (she is the youngest Lin Kuei) and as Jax is going to greet them he overhears her call him dad and makes a mental note to tell Sonya during their next gossip session
I love Frost sm and wish she had been treated better by NRS
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Maira Live Reacts!
Read a fic, had some thoughts... Bon appetit.
About a quarter of the way through Descendants of Cyrano by the fantastic @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels I decided to write notes in a kind of live-reaction reading.
Mads, this is for you. Thank you for writing this amazing fic. ❤️
(Spoilers within, read at your own risk!)
I meant to save this as a draft as I was worried about posting it, but Technology™️ intervened, so, here it is? I guess?
Me: *reads scene (Imbolc loves Atton to the core)*
*literally throws phone (It's fine, there was a pillow)*
Me: Fuck me dead, he did not just-
My fiancé: Fic?
Me: Fic. Christ.
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*me reading the scene from between my fingers a la Chimney*
Me: I can't I can't I can't
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Me, to my cat who is asleep on my lap: Evie, boys are dumb.
Evie: *twitches ear*
Me: I'm so glad you agree.
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*the session after The Sexting*
Me: Oh MY god.
Me: Just... come on.
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*after the in-game fight, when Buck comes over*
Me: OH! MY! GOD! YOU! BOTH! LOVE! EACH! OTHER! JUST! SAY! IT! AAAAAH!
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'There's not point in going only halfway to Hell' Me: Boy, you ain't wrong, damn. Get it.
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Me, after the blowjob against the wall scene, literally face-palming over Buck thinking EDDIE ONLY DID IT IN CHARACTER FOR THE GAME like, baby honey sweetie... No.
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... You realise you both admitted you had to 'clean up' after that, right? Right?!
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*hits them both (lovingly) with a clue-by-four* Y'ALL!
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"Can I kill him?"
"I'd rather you didn't."
🤣
I can hear Bobby's deadpan delivery and it is *chef's kiss*
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... Crossroad's demon? Really?
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*Eddie's speech to the Wives of Hell*
Me:... No, no, I'm fine, I'm not sobbing, it's cool.
Me: Oh, no, it's getting too real, oh, gods.
Me: FUCK YES A NAT 20!
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Xedgin called, they want their paladin back.
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*panicking at the thought of the 118 breaking up because of retirement or other captaincies and knowing those are good reasons but still wanting to cry*
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Gold star for that reference indeed.
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'Marry me.'
Me: What the FU-
Evie: *in cat* Mother, do stop yelling, I am sleeping.
Jesus H Christ, Mads, I can't believe you actually went through this as an actual campaign and SURVIVED, my god.
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*keeps reading*
*squeaks at how much they fucking love each other*
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Y'all we're in this temple for the wedding and I'm waiting for one of them to straight up go 'I can't do this' and walk out of the game because it hurts too much and they want it to be real.
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BOBBY MADE POPCORN! 🤣
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Simultaneously weeping and giving heart eyes and feeling my heart break because Eddie thinks he doesn't deserve to say this IRL.
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Oh, Eddie Diaz, my beloved.
(Could say that about the whole fic, but, specifically here)
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'He was bound to slip up' oh this bodes well.
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*gasps* Oh nooooo.
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OH SNAP!
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My boy Eddie Diaz, y'all. I'm so proud.
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I take it back, I choked on my tea when he said the core line TO BUCK IRL I WAS NOT PREPARED!
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“If you say intelligence was my dump stat…”
🤣
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Okay the 'so hot it's almost cold' thing? I get that too, and the one person I told gaslit me about it, saying it was impossible and I was making it up, so I never told anyone again and now I am Holt from B99 yelling vindication! dot gif.
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THAT REVEAL! *dies laughing*
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Seriously, can't stop cackling.
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Watching Chimney have an aneurysm shouldn't be this entertaining.
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Ofc Bobby figured it out, he's the real MVP.
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My heart, right in the feels, damn.
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Fucking great last line.
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And oh good, your friends admitted it, thank all the gods.
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