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....I keep forgetting Oak and your parents are on here... oops

My wife can do whatever she wants to me.

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don’t you “oh!” me you’d do it in a heartbeat

My wife can do whatever she wants to me.

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Real, my girlfriend could [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] until I [beeeeep] and [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] and I’d love every second

My wife can do whatever she wants to me.

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Oh don't worry, I will

I beat up your toxic ex 3 times heehee

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Which toxic ex?

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It's confirmed then, next time she will have a bruise on her face saying "bitch"

I beat up your toxic ex 3 times heehee

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Which toxic ex?

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I also found a ring with the word "bitch" embellished on it, should I use that next time?

I beat up your toxic ex 3 times heehee

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Which toxic ex?

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YESSSS

Also I was wearing rings so now she has funky shaped imprints on her face

I beat up your toxic ex 3 times heehee

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Which toxic ex?

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Asha

I beat up your toxic ex 3 times heehee

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Which toxic ex?

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My heart tells me to say “existing” but specifically it’s for insulting me and not eating the cheesecake. Eat it. Now.

Question, darling. Do I have any barbeque sauce left, or do I need to take a trip to the mortal realm for some more?

I would ask why but I'm scared to know the answer

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I’d say punching racists is always a smart decision

Question, darling. Do I have any barbeque sauce left, or do I need to take a trip to the mortal realm for some more?

I would ask why but I'm scared to know the answer

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you really aren't making smart decisions right now are you

Question, darling. Do I have any barbeque sauce left, or do I need to take a trip to the mortal realm for some more?

I would ask why but I'm scared to know the answer

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I'm sorry, are you the High Queen? You don't get to make that decision. Now apologise.

Question, darling. Do I have any barbeque sauce left, or do I need to take a trip to the mortal realm for some more?

I would ask why but I'm scared to know the answer

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Oh so you've picked both I see-

Apologise to her. Then eat the bloody barbecue sauce cheesecake

Question, darling. Do I have any barbeque sauce left, or do I need to take a trip to the mortal realm for some more?

I would ask why but I'm scared to know the answer

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Your choices are eating either the barbecue sauce cheesecake or my fist. Choose wisely

Question, darling. Do I have any barbeque sauce left, or do I need to take a trip to the mortal realm for some more?

I would ask why but I'm scared to know the answer

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DON'T YOU SADDLE THIS ON ME YOU COWARD

@sitting-in-a-library @pr1ncessn1casia @ladyashaofelfhame @rizzgoddessans I have a new experiment for you guys

Question, darling. Do I have any barbeque sauce left, or do I need to take a trip to the mortal realm for some more?

I would ask why but I'm scared to know the answer

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Yes I do, I'm so excited!!! Taryn gave us the greatest christmas present

@lost-in-elfhame-help do you have all your stuff ready for tomorrow?

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This happened to the greenbriars, you know. The literal king. I'm such a good girlfriend, treating you like royalty :3

In the spirit of leaking baby photos, here are some of @viviiduarte and some of @pr1nce0fsunl1ght

Vivienne - always stunning

And Oak - adorable then, adorable now