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L I E S

A surprise party? Interesting. And this is for the guy with the sex dungeon, right?

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🫠💋

✂️

me when I see you

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The feeling is mutual, sweetheart

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Oh I definitely don’t understand, I don’t think I ever will. You, my Lady, are a cunt through and through.

I don't appreciate being called a gormless minger.

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A surprise party? Interesting. And this is for the guy with the sex dungeon, right?

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And yet he let me beat the shit out of you, then shared a drink with me afterwards. What a familial bond you have

I don't appreciate being called a gormless minger.

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Are you going against the High King? The ruler of all of Elfhame? High King Cardan Greenbriar, who has authority over everything and everyone in Elfhame? How blasphemous of you, Asha, you should know better

I don't appreciate being called a gormless minger.

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I never asked you to comment

I don't appreciate being called a gormless minger.

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@highking-cardan am I allowed to pester your mother?

I don't appreciate being called a gormless minger.

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For those of you who don’t understand the language of Twat, let me translate: “I don’t like people calling me accurate nicknames”

I don't appreciate being called a gormless minger.

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I don’t usually wear dark colours maybe I should

𝓦𝓱𝓸'𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼?!

Today Kristof and I will be walking you through the details of your task and the strengths and weaknesses of the creatures you and your team will be speaking to.

Please bring tools from each of your worlds that you think may be helpful. If you live on Regular Earth, perhaps bring a butterknife or some equivalent! Whatever you choose! Show us! Or perhaps what you're wearing to class today!

We look forward to seeing you 🖤

@his-littlefox @hisreveriee @lililovesmor @isaidimbatman @angelbellx @rizzgoddessans @addamselinadress @talkinnonsense @ijustwantmycoffeback @sitting-in-a-library @herbeaufort @morloveslili @grayhawt @lylazriel @balek1ng @pr1ncessn1casia @lost-in-elfhame-help @viviiduarte @letmeliveinelfhame

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I have macarons, macaroons, biscuits, chocolate chip cookies and I have a few slices of cheesecake but that’s for Cait, we’ll only offer that to the siren as our last resort

𝓦𝓱𝓸'𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼?!

Today Kristof and I will be walking you through the details of your task and the strengths and weaknesses of the creatures you and your team will be speaking to.

Please bring tools from each of your worlds that you think may be helpful. If you live on Regular Earth, perhaps bring a butterknife or some equivalent! Whatever you choose! Show us! Or perhaps what you're wearing to class today!

We look forward to seeing you 🖤

@his-littlefox @hisreveriee @lililovesmor @isaidimbatman @angelbellx @rizzgoddessans @addamselinadress @talkinnonsense @ijustwantmycoffeback @sitting-in-a-library @herbeaufort @morloveslili @grayhawt @lylazriel @balek1ng @pr1ncessn1casia @lost-in-elfhame-help @viviiduarte @letmeliveinelfhame

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oh lovely, I have loads of sweet things with me anyways

𝓦𝓱𝓸'𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼?!

Today Kristof and I will be walking you through the details of your task and the strengths and weaknesses of the creatures you and your team will be speaking to.

Please bring tools from each of your worlds that you think may be helpful. If you live on Regular Earth, perhaps bring a butterknife or some equivalent! Whatever you choose! Show us! Or perhaps what you're wearing to class today!

We look forward to seeing you 🖤

@his-littlefox @hisreveriee @lililovesmor @isaidimbatman @angelbellx @rizzgoddessans @addamselinadress @talkinnonsense @ijustwantmycoffeback @sitting-in-a-library @herbeaufort @morloveslili @grayhawt @lylazriel @balek1ng @pr1ncessn1casia @lost-in-elfhame-help @viviiduarte @letmeliveinelfhame

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…should I have brought a kitchen knife instead

𝓦𝓱𝓸'𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼?!

Today Kristof and I will be walking you through the details of your task and the strengths and weaknesses of the creatures you and your team will be speaking to.

Please bring tools from each of your worlds that you think may be helpful. If you live on Regular Earth, perhaps bring a butterknife or some equivalent! Whatever you choose! Show us! Or perhaps what you're wearing to class today!

We look forward to seeing you 🖤

@his-littlefox @hisreveriee @lililovesmor @isaidimbatman @angelbellx @rizzgoddessans @addamselinadress @talkinnonsense @ijustwantmycoffeback @sitting-in-a-library @herbeaufort @morloveslili @grayhawt @lylazriel @balek1ng @pr1ncessn1casia @lost-in-elfhame-help @viviiduarte @letmeliveinelfhame

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Just a butterknife? alright

𝓦𝓱𝓸'𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼?!

Today Kristof and I will be walking you through the details of your task and the strengths and weaknesses of the creatures you and your team will be speaking to.

Please bring tools from each of your worlds that you think may be helpful. If you live on Regular Earth, perhaps bring a butterknife or some equivalent! Whatever you choose! Show us! Or perhaps what you're wearing to class today!

We look forward to seeing you 🖤

@his-littlefox @hisreveriee @lililovesmor @isaidimbatman @angelbellx @rizzgoddessans @addamselinadress @talkinnonsense @ijustwantmycoffeback @sitting-in-a-library @herbeaufort @morloveslili @grayhawt @lylazriel @balek1ng @pr1ncessn1casia @lost-in-elfhame-help @viviiduarte @letmeliveinelfhame

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get a number, get a name, get a good thing while you can

kiss a blonde @viviiduarte kiss a friend, can a gay girl get an amen?

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REAL BUDDY REAL

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS ONE

Cries

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Pass the bottle then

I shall abuse this you know

I found a bottle of wine, and you are the only not-Vivienne fae I trust enough to get drunk around (the alternative is your mother ok). How about you teach me some Fae drinking games?

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YES ALCOHOL