#james was like: 😱 o wow cool cool cool cool

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AHHHHHHH headcanon where james, sirius and peter at the beginning of their first year thought that remus was trans because he was very grumpy at a specific time of the month and when he always went to the nurses' office ("Obviously for cramps" ). He never undressed in front of them, which confused them much more, even though he was actually only ashamed of his scars.

After finding out about that he was a werewolf they told him they thought he was trans and he simply says, "oh, yeah, that too."

[blitheringmcgonagall]

@creative-girl this is hilarious I love it!!!

Severus: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

Sirius: Do other moments exist?

(Sirius, you are me!)

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Remus* 


Remus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

(I absolutely LOVE Remus being sassy and confident!!!)

Minerva: What did you do?

Sirius: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Minerva:

Minerva: What do you call disobeying the law?


The Marauders squad: A hobby.


Minerva: *crosses her arms*


The Squad: That we do not engage in

😂😂😂😂

James, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”. 
James, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

Omg James in himbo mode?? 😁🤣

Sirius : I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

James: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol

Problem solving geniuses…. Prongsfoot bromance

Lily: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. 
Lily: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

No listen Lily - your thoughts about Sneep are valid!!!! Stay with the valid grudge!!!! 💪💪💪

James: I'm allergic to death.

WTF HOW TERRIBLY RUDE!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Lily to the marauders: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

(CANON !!!)

Remus: Underestimate me. That'll be fun

Snape: *scoffing*

James: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours

I swear all these are essentially canon…

Tagging @therealrjlupin @theresthesnitch @stonecoldhedwig @magic-girl-in-a-muggle-world @siriuslychessi @midnightelite @mppmaraudergirl @greyeyedmonster-18 @elder-millennial-trash and anyone else who wants to (if you are in the mood!) 💕💕💕

Incorrect Quotes!

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Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.

Tagging: @crunchypuff125, @scourge-lover, @velvethopewrites

Pretty sure each of these is a direct quote from my Renathal/Maw Walker series. It’s actually spooky how dead on this is.

Maw Walker: What’s up? I’m back.  Renathal: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead  Maw Walker: Death is a social construct.

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Renathal: Truth or dare?  Maw Walker: Truth.  Renathal: How many hours have you slept this week?  Maw Walker:  Maw Walker: Dare.  Renathal: Go to sleep.  Maw Walker: I don’t like this game.

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Renathal: Are you ready to commit?  Maw Walker: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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[iamgayforyourmom1510]

trans rem and trans reg bonding <3

AHHHHHHH headcanon where james, sirius and peter at the beginning of their first year thought that remus was trans because he was very grumpy at a specific time of the month and when he always went to the nurses' office ("Obviously for cramps" ). He never undressed in front of them, which confused them much more, even though he was actually only ashamed of his scars.

After finding out about that he was a werewolf they told him they thought he was trans and he simply says, "oh, yeah, that too."