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skunkes · 3 months ago

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my trio version(s) of "he would not fucking say that" wrt people writing characters from existing media are he would not be a good or willing father, he would not call anyone darling or similar, and he would not be good at sex

#talkys #im not often in fandom spaces at all bc idrc but of course #over the years one notices that every character gets squished down to the exact same idealization and while i can give #leeway to some like ok yes sure its your Vision you can do whatever #most of the time its like dont u guys get bored of making every character exactly the same 😭#i think its a lot more fun to work within the limits #and also once i see the word Darling anywhere my eyes roll so hard they almost pop out like oh yes the great homogenizer #character foundations tumble beneath a single word to become the generic love interest

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ratatatastic · 6 months ago

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"would you jump on a plane w ekky and go somewhere after a roadtrip?" "uhhhh i think i would actually i trust him hes my partner so i gotta trust him though"

you can see the cogs in his head turning as he decides on whether he would risk his life for his crush in a slumberparty-esque hypothetical like uhhhh i mean i should? no no yes i should yeah i would trust him yes thats what ive decided i mean i have to trust him he is my partner if i dont trust him with my life on a flying death machine in the sky how will i trust him on the ice? very extreme way to go about it but i respect it all the same

also his smile at "idk if ekkys at that lvl yet"... bunny teeth...

NHL Network | 3.14.24 (x)

#gustav forsling #aaron ekblad #florida panthers #2324 #the girls are proposing life or death scenarios at the slumberparty to test out if you like him. or you like-like him.#next thing we know we'll be playing mash #see if him and ekky are destined to live in a shack in antarctica w 5 kids and also work as a banker with a skateboard #what should we do next. dust off the ole facebook compatibility test.#even better. get ekky to go bald and see if the crush is still there. shall we go to extremes.#also the way forsy talks about ekky flying is the exact way a spouse would mention their other-half's weird hobbies #yes yes he flies airplanes. he also has a licence yes he does both flying and fishing.#partner he says. in the same way ryu and kazuma use the word “partner” in tgaa.#“hes my partner” thanks for the soundbite i will chew and froth over it 👍#ekky invite this man on your plane.#that is not a euphemism. but it very well could be.#i cannot and will not get over forsy going “i trust him” run me over with an 18 wheeler why dont ya #it would be less painful than THIS

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sunsofdawn · 3 months ago

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this carver/sebastian/hawke interaction is everything to me.

#carver's 'i'm not your brother 😠'#sebastian's 'but you are though 🥺'#hawke's 'i'd totally bang him just say the word'#ALSO.#'yes love. rein it in.'#IS HE CRAZY???#LOVE???#REIN IT IN???#HE'S—#JHDFGNJKSNFGHBHS #HE'S CRAZY IF HE THINKS SAYING THAT WILL STOP ME IT MAKES ME WANT TO DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE #dragon age 2 #sebastian vael #dragon age

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madebypointlesswords · 2 years ago

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Merlin: I love everything about you <3 Arthur: even my family? Merlin: let's not open that door

#i have about 140 drafts and idk what to do w them #i cant just post them all at once #but i cant keep them in my drafts forever #send help pls #also yes they had this exact conversation multiple times in the show #just in different words #just you try and convince me otherwise #every time merlin said something like #you arent your father #that was just a rendition of this shitpost #merlin bbc #merlin #merlin memes #arthur pendragon #merlin incorrect quotes #merthur #bbc merlin

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sickosdotjpg · 7 months ago

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on the one hand i think i'd rather die before telling anyone in my non-kink-blog life about the fet ever again. on the other i am Definitely going to die if i have to experience my (non-snzfucker) friends hitting up my DMs telling me how sneezy they are 💀💀💀💀💀

#in those exact words yes. say a prayer or something for me folks i don't think i'm gonna make it #telling them about the fet would probably ensure such conversations don't happen again. probably.#but also the possibility that they would Still Happen.#but now with that sort of “ohh but i bet you're getting off on this aren't you” side-eyeing i've gotten in the past (💀🪦⚰️)#no thank you i will take death by a thousand cuts instead #what must it be like to exist in the world without constantly feeling like your sexuality (such as it is) is inherently predatory and gross #sincerely can't imagine. must be cool though #sickos.txt

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skullzy20 · 6 months ago

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Not even a "Hello" ??? or "How are you"????

#/ref there btw #this gives me flashbacks to citrines last wish hotfix's red text #specifically the ones where they talk about 'polishing your gems' & 'making your gemussy sparkle' (yes they said those exact words)#warframe posting #um should i tag this as suggestive text or ..#yeah i will #suggestive text

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pastelaspirations · 7 months ago

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Today, something really freaking weird happened that may never happen to me ever again. Okay, so do you know SpaghettiOs-

If ya don't know, they are like. This canned food with these little circular noodles and meatballs. That's it. Well, just a few minutes ago, I was hungry so I decided to make me some.

But, as I was scooping them out, I noticed that they seemed... strange. Off. Usually, the meatballs are stacked on top, so I didn't notice anything was off until I had already scooped out some. Anyway, the noodles seemed way smaller than I remembered them being. Like, the little circles were w a y smaller, teeny tiny little things.

I was starting to get really weirded out and sort of upset. I mean, here I was hungry, and I was getting freaking scammed out of my big noodles 'cus they made the noodles teeny tiny this time for some reason. But then, I saw.

A "K."

The more I looked, the more I realized.

My SpaghettiO's came with alphabet soup.

I dug around some more, and sure enough. My SpaghettiO's had alphabet soup noodles. How??? I don't know and I never will. I am just sure I will never have this happen to me ever again.

The moral of the story. I didn't have SpaghettiO's for dinner, man. I had the entire Spaghetti Alphabet.

So. That's my Tuesday night, how has yours been-

#Don't worry guys #They tasted fine. The exact same as they normally do #Why are you looking at me like that; yes of course I freaking ate them-#Welcome to Pastel's crap posts #Today we have freaking SpaghettiO's with alphabet soup noodles #Why did I feel the need to share this???#Idk man; I just never had this happen to me before-#I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something #“Pasteeellll... You need to be writing your freaking fic; Pastel-”#The universe trying to get me to write by inserting the entire English alphabet into my freaking noodles #Somehow get me to absorb words into my subconscious by literally getting me to devour them #Well sucks for you universe #I'm too clever for that-

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zhongrin · 9 months ago

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hi, please don't come into my inbox saying there are people 'stealing' my teahouse theme/concept 😭 i appreciate people trying to look out for me but in any case, the concept of a teahouse isn't mine, so everyone is free to adopt them. unless someone's doing an exact copy-paste of my theme or something, then i really don't have any issues with it! 🫶🏻

#a psa from rin #i'm just gonna delete that ask and move on you know who you are #/nm #from your words i dont think you have any bad intentions and i really do appreciate it but yeah #i really don't see why i should be concerned unless it's an exact copy and they claim to be me or something hsjdhsjd #we're all here just to have fun!!!#fellow teahouse owners ily mwa mwa /p #also yes i see all the other asks in my inbox but. just give me a moment #i want to be in the right headspace to answer them 🙏🏻

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crow-quet · 3 months ago

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TO REITERATE: I will NOT be taking any requests that are incestuous or anything that contains an adult x a child. I am NOT a proshipper nor do I support proshippers. I have tried to be polite but firm because I am a public figure here technically and I don't want to abuse any position I have or be mean.

However, that being said, I have been clear in multiple posts that I do not condone that sort of behavior or even tolerate it anywhere near me. I am no longer going to be polite.

Enough.

#crow chirps #ARENT YOU TIRED OF BEING NICE. DONT YOU WANT TO GO APE SHIT.#yes i made this because i got another inappropriate ship in my box #going to be so real i do think one of them was either the Original Guy or they were affiliated with them #this next person didnt have the exact same typing pattern but some of the wording was suspicious to me #anyways #proshippers get tf away from me challenge lol #i have been blocking people but im going to start making an example of people on top of it #basically: stop stepping on my boundaries!!!! its rude #im a person first and an artist second and i am always always going to come first #if that pisses anyone off you are free to take your leave if you so choose #not art #i do apologize for so many posts about this #ive seen friends get popular for art and people start treating them as like less than human #so im hoping that by being loud about my boundaries from the start #hopefully ppl will know to buzz off if for some reason i ever take off #i am less strict ab this with warrior cats because the source material is already completely and utterly fucked #nobody knows wtf is going on and half of thunderclan is already inbred #for warriors i'd say like. be mindful? use your judgement #but with mlp there is NO excuse

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knuckles-bloody-for-me · 1 year ago

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What counts as a canon url to you? My ego is curious

THIS POLL IS ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT. OP IS A SWIFTIE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT SCROLL ON.

#i am so curious #o think the answer is song titles only with no added bits #but also technically mine IS a canon lyric #like she says those exact words #is it my fault soneone got the no dashes first? no #would this technically mean soooooooo many people have canon urls? yes!#i still want and value your opinions #taylor swift #taylorswift

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thethingything · 2 years ago

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do you ever write out a post and then remember the reading comprehension on this site is abysmal and you can practically feel the potential shitty comments and think "actually no this isn't worth it"

#personal #thoughts #🍬 post #vent post #there are these posts about accessibility and tone tags and the way people use trigger warnings on discord and stuff like that #and one of them is like ''the way people spoiler triggers on discord is wrong and doesn't actually help and you shouldn't do it like that''#and it's been like. the exact form of warning that worked for us when the ''correct'' way wouldn't have actually helped at all #I haven't seen the posts in a while but I've seen some of them multiple times before and they always piss me off #and I just fucking want people to realise that people have different access needs #yes that format of warning or tone tag or whatever might not work for you but your experiences aren't universal #and it'd be shitty for me to say that formatting it in a way that works for you is wrong just because it doesn't work for me #but that fucking goes both ways #but I just know if I actually posted the very carefully worded post I typed up about it someone would take it in the worst possible faith #''don't spoiler the word in the warning and don't only spoiler that word and none of the rest of the text''#what if the word itself is the fucking trigger. what if I need you to leave the rest of the text unspoilered so I can figure out what it is #without actually having to see the word because I can back out and avoid a panic attack as long as I don't see the word itself #this isn't even a hypothetical this is something we had to deal with last year #and discord servers with that specific format were the only places we could guarantee we'd be able to avoid being triggered by it

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kenaigamesgallantly · 2 years ago

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Fandom try not to ship active oppressor x oppressed (IMPOSSIBLE!) 😱

#yes this is about #fenris #danarius #danarius da2 #iorveth #vernon roche #y'all are sick #sincerely a native woman #that exact dynamic has been romanticized far too often with my people #it sickens me to see it so common in the witcher fandom #and so you dont try to put words in my mouth #im talking about someone who has actively and intentionally oppressed the person youre shipping them with #not “you cant ship two races because they had oppressive history durhur!”#in both the examples the oppression is still going on!#do better

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theflyingfeeling · 8 months ago

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oh for fuck's saaaaaaake 😐

#a student didn't pass their linguistics exam so i returned it to them for revision #with my commentary on what needs to be improved without explicitly pointing out which answers are wrong #and the new answers they have submitted are just as wrong only with different/fancier words 🤡#like. dear child if i tell you to identify only _phrases_ and not entire _sentences_ from the text #and even tell you which exercises that we have done in class will help you with identifying _phrases_ instead of _sentences_#then WHY. THE FUCK. ARE YOU STILL. USING ENTIRE FUCKING SENTENCES IN THIS TASK?!!?!?!?#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhdfhhdfsfhsfhshf #and if i tell you to be more specific with your analysis #instead of going ''it could mean this but it could also mean that'' because HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EVALUATE THAT #''more specific'' does not mean ''the exact same answer but put in a more formal way'' 😐#yes dear child i KNOW none of those things are _explicitly stated_ in the text you're analysing #that's why you need to COMPARE the two texts and make CONCLUSIONS based on that comparison 😭#like. bro. just choose one or the other way to analyse it?! if you argue it well enough your guess is just as good as mine!#i should have maybe just told them to pick the other option for that task since they clearly completely missed the point of this one #but i wanted to give them another chance 😔#the world's longest sigh

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spaciebabie · 2 years ago

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sorry to like dump this on you you can delete this if it bothers you absolutely not obligated to answer it i just wanted to know and apologies in advance if i cross a line somehow-

so you know how when you get like. really fixated on a character. you know how that is. and its no coherent thoughts. its just 'THEM. THEM THEM THEM LOOK IT'S THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOKLOOKLOOK-' right? that's okay right? because everyone kinda churns out all these ideas and headcanons n stuff and my brain is just. yknow. that. that's okay right? i am literally incapable of anything else i am head empty i will stare at them blankly no thoughts.

...that is like, okay? right? kinda bothers me a bit that i can't really think of anything to characterize/add a little more depth to characters i get interested in because my scrambled thoughts literally do not do them justice-

hey nah ur fine, this is a common experience w/ppl, myself included. there's nothin wrong w/yu. its how ive experienced all of my blorbos and also all the things ive liked in general. i can speak abt a general idea abt who they are and stuff like that but going in deeper i just cant do it skdfjkdslfj

its why i cant leave good feedback on fics and i always feel bad that i cant pick em apart like others do but i mean!!! i just have a different brain!!!! yu have a different brain!!! the consumers are just as important ta the fandom ecosystem as the theorizers and/or hcers!!! its okay my friend :)

#spacie splains #there is a reason that 1 post i made resonated w/so many ppl #head empty just Guys in dere #i wanna put em in Situations but also i have no good grasp on how they might act in those Situations #i think its part of the 'i cant tell what ppl are thinking at any given time and am clueless 2 ppls thought patterns n feelings'#thing ive got goin on #for as often as i think abt spoinger i like. feel like i have a really barebones understanding of him.#hes like the only character ive been able ta think critically abt and yet.....! head empty!!! only him!!!!#i think it helps that the fnaf puts him in Situations that i dont hafta manifest i can just think abt what im already given #anyway u can just unabashedly enjoy ur Guys!! nothin wrong wit dat!! :]#maybe some1 in ur fandom space will put your exact thoughts inta words and you can be like: yes!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!! and go geek mode

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gibbearish · 1 year ago

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boy you use the word frustrated instead of mad and people go apeshit huh

#'why are you saying youre not mad' 'you keep changing the word then getting mad when people say youre being inconsistent' ???? HUH #YEAH MAD FRUSTRATED ANGRY UPSET ANNOYED IRRITATED WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE I LITERALLY AGREED WITH YOU #IM LOSING MY MIND #I LITERALLY SAID YES I FIND THIS IRRITATING YES I FIND THIS FRUSTRATING YES IN ANNOYED YES IM MAD!!! I SAID ALL OF THOSE THEY ALL MEAN THE #SAME THING HELLO?????????#like yeah not the EXACT same thing like???????????????????????????#like am i in the wrong here or is this just reddit being wack #and like i did literally specifically say i was mad about it like that is the word i used in one of my first comments #and i feel like im going insane

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nomaishuttle · 1 year ago

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sry its just like rly incredibly annoying how much ppl will like. IDK. yes ik a lot of autistic and adhd ppl who do love music. and sometimes it is bc of their neurodivergence yk. music can be grounding its familiar its reliable and comfortable. i think its fine to say Autistic/ADHD ppl often find comfort in music. but its stupid as fuck to say Therefore enjoying music makes you autistic/adhd.

#like that cant be the only diagnostic criteria... im not at all anti self dx but i am anti just hearing abt something doing 0 research and #being like yep thats so me. yk.#likeee. i have a LOT of issues on the psych industry trust me. i also think in a lot of cases its dangerous to be diagnosed. and in most #cases self dxing even uninformed self dxing isnt harmful its just like. idk. it can be harmful when you use it to spread misinfo #even unknowingly. IDK.... like. i enjoy eating the same foods over and over bc they are safe and reliable. expecting these foods #and then getting something different than what i was expecting is incredibly upsetting. that is bc of my autism but if that was the ONLY #autistic trait i had i wouldnt say i was autistic i would just say that i find comfort in my foods being reliable and i dislike change.#and i think a lot of ppl just feel this need to put a label on every single thing abt them down to like. the way they walk.#like do i do the classic autistic Walking on the balls of my feet yes its true i do do that. but again i wouldnt say i was autistic just bc #of that... sometimes its just a quirk you have. sometimes you just have things you do and you dont need a label to put on them to explain #that thing... its more just like. if you do have that dx or whatever you can look at that thing and be like oh this might be bc of that dx.#and you can kind of bond over that with other ppl. IDKK its complicated and im rambling #again idt its like super harmful to self dx even uninformed its just like. i wish sometimes people would just be like . chill abt labels #its the same thing with sexualities and gender like. sometimes you dont need a hyperspecific word to describe your entire identity sometime #you can just be a person. yk. like i love being bisexual i love the bisexual label and im proud of being bi. i dont feel the need #to look into the specific ratio of who im attracted to or when im attracted to them or whatever to make a more specific label. IDK THO #idk. basically i just think instead of trying to group everybody into these tiny Ultra specific groups of ppl you relate to i think you #should just be like. Oh everybodys a person even if they dont experience everything the exact way i do. idk whatever

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