#“Pasteeellll... You need to be writing your freaking fic; Pastel-”

[pastelaspirations]

Today, something really freaking weird happened that may never happen to me ever again. Okay, so do you know SpaghettiOs-

If ya don't know, they are like. This canned food with these little circular noodles and meatballs. That's it. Well, just a few minutes ago, I was hungry so I decided to make me some.

But, as I was scooping them out, I noticed that they seemed... strange. Off. Usually, the meatballs are stacked on top, so I didn't notice anything was off until I had already scooped out some. Anyway, the noodles seemed way smaller than I remembered them being. Like, the little circles were w a y smaller, teeny tiny little things.

I was starting to get really weirded out and sort of upset. I mean, here I was hungry, and I was getting freaking scammed out of my big noodles 'cus they made the noodles teeny tiny this time for some reason. But then, I saw.

A "K."

The more I looked, the more I realized.

My SpaghettiO's came with alphabet soup.

I dug around some more, and sure enough. My SpaghettiO's had alphabet soup noodles. How??? I don't know and I never will. I am just sure I will never have this happen to me ever again.

The moral of the story. I didn't have SpaghettiO's for dinner, man. I had the entire Spaghetti Alphabet.

So. That's my Tuesday night, how has yours been-