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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels#where they stopped posting short form content and went#wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods#HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO#and i eat that shit up every time
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i got lazy in the second panel and didnt feel like coloring or whatever bite me
#i think she'd be petty enough to do this if rebecca actually lived#flirting with her man. unacceptable. eats#the trend of uzi in the suit and n in the dress is the funniest shit ever to me. n would be so willing to wear a dress#and she'd totally wear her combat boots over the pants. they're not going anywhere#she should be allowed to say fuck#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#i can finally tag it myself exclamation mark#biscuit bites#uzi x n#murder drones nuzi#lizzy was recording it to send it to v i swear shes not just playing subway surfers#i dont understand outfit design in the slightest im just making it up as i go#ill figurre out a speechbubble design for uzi later im tired#oh yeah uhhh#murder drones rebecca#murder drones lizzy#hope i didnt forget anything ok bye
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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"
sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"
"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it
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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet
#matthew tkachuk#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#2425#the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him#(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao#“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too#whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother#im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol#somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is#in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go#wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do#I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT#“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain#im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME
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El rey y su reinota chavista o como era
#alastor truly a princess amiright guys#right?#yeah now im doing hazbin#kind of#theyre father figures material and im eating that shit up what can i say#alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#alastor hazbin hotel#appleradio#heavily implied but also not cuz they aren't doing anything but alastors a bottom in my head imsosorry#radioapple#hazbin hotel
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I don't care how "inaccurate" Kaos is
Dionysius is a sad bisexual twink
That's all I need
#kaos#yeah im eating that shit up who cares#half the shit in old lore aint apt for modern adaption#its like percy jackson for adults
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fun fact: i eat potatoes raw, since childhood. one day i will die, it will be the potatoes
#the crunchyness the starchyness the juiciness mmmmmmmm shits good but those proteinase inbihitors wiiishh they could stop me#this is what you get when you give your child small bits of raw potato as a parent#i also like raw eggs they so silly#BUT FUCK MUSHROOMS ESP THE PRESERVED ONES THAT ARE GOOPY IM GONNA THROW UP MY SOUL IF I TRY TO EAT THEM#hi guys if you read this far just know this is another level of proccrastination i call: id rather overshare on the internet than do a task#but yeah i looove raw potatoes they crispy crunchy and yummy in my tummy
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what the FUCK nandor
#if nandor x the guide is canon i will scream#youve had the perfect guy right in front of you for YEARS#if you fuck it up im gonna just#idk go live deep in the woods and eat dirt#best case scenario they destiel us at this point#and i know that if they go canon there wont be any nandermo#because yeah the show does do crazy shit and poly relationships wouldnt be much of an issue#but i doubt that its gonna go like that#because its a tv show and when do they ever make gay ships canon#if its not the premise of the show then thats so unlikely to happen#and if it does its just for shits and giggles#oh my god#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits spoilers#wwdits s6
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My general rule of thumb when it comes to fics is that if you feel you have to tag it “[Character] is a [Insert Descriptor Here]” then that means you the writer don’t feel or know that they already are that in canon, which means this fic is probably fanon-based so I don’t need to read it
okay so I actually misread this as "[character] is [insert description here]" which considering dc fics will often be tagged as smth like "Dick grayson is nightwing" "Jason todd is robin" which honestly the percentage of people writing fanfic that haven't read a dc comic how can they be sure dick is nightwing or jason was robin they're not that's why they use the tag I think your onto something friend
#ask#anon#but yeah honestly#especially with the x character is a bampf or badass#you know your about to read some self indulgent ooc stuff#which isn’t always bad#i used to eat that shit up when i was younger#i think its just bc im currently in my#i would like to read these characters in character phase
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reading chapters 14-15 of acotar and tamlin is SO hot when hes all beastly and shit. Usually i cringe at the growling and snarling shit but it makes sense with him cause hes literally a creature and UGH its so attractive and fun to read
#acotar#pro tamlin#His claws and fangs??? sign me tf up#the way he attacked the naga in HUMAN form??? ROARING like that?? acting feral and shit???#im eating it tf up i love my feral high lord hell fucking yeah
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It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.
#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too#like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks#the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently#there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again#instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day#even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever#and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle#bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about#so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk#idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through#and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff#for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3#anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes.#🐶
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#@ comment directed to me in a tag. i have not talked abt them anywhere publicly but if u were deep enough in the paint in 2020ish theyre#like not super surprising. i think i wanna get back around to the trolls in my reread (so itll b a while) before i say anthing solid#just so i can go in w intent to pay closer attention again but like#overall have a low opinion on most the troll boys insofar as i see that the narrative seems to also not care for them. they seem to exist#to serve narrative purposes & end up discarded when no longer relevant. ie they dont end up very interesting and thus i view#many fans with suspicion when they have 'boys disease' ie having an outsized focus on the boys of the story despite hs being by the end#an extremely female dominated text with a lot to say about masculinity as an opressive force#tavros and gamzee are the biggest bugbears here (only really beaten out in eyebrow raising by cronus and the male dancestors)#on account of fans of them often downplaying gamzee's misogyny that is core to his role as a charismatic cult leader (or worse#sending trans women death threats when they made the factual assesment that gamzee was written to be a weird misogynist calling it#character assassination etc. man 2020 was wild.) tavros mostly just ends up being an accessory to this crime tbh. though his genuinely#complicated relationship w vriska oft being flattened to villify vriska + an inability to actually read what tavros Says...#like. if you get rid of tavros' quirk. stammering and all. and read his lines. he's kind of fucking rude? and yeah its alternia they all ar#but i have my hesitancies wrt how people seem to infantilise him (a disabled character) to the point of ignoring his dialogue and flaws#when one of tavros' core conceits (u can argue if this is . like. something hussie should have stayed out of. like its not their lane) is#that shitty ppl online will be assholes but will be allowed to get away with it due to unrelated disability. which like. it was 2010 ig#but this is hit upon again with mituna being distinctly a 4 channer with real brain damage and speech issues & all his friends letting him#get away with shit he still clearly has the cognitive capacity to know is wrong. its very messily handled but. i dont rlly like tavros ig.#will b amazed if tumblr doesnt eat these tags i went on wayy too long. but im not putting this in plaintext for obvi reasons#lucabytereads
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luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years
i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start
#this would all be without xin mo eating at my brain btw#were the things he did wrong? of course. can you blame him? absolutely not.#like lets not act like at least half of us wouldnt go insane#i would be devastated#just.. place urself in his shoes ok#like he was able to still change for the better despite all the shit he went through#able to realize his wrongdoings and make up for them#thats fucking amazing and we should not discredit him ok#my ass would probably do the same thing as him tbh. or have a whole mental breakdown. or both#also same goes for bingge i wouldve done the same shit too probably. id fuck shen jiu up#again#not excusing his actions but i feel like people seem to focus on that part of him way too much when we literally see his character growth#and yeah hes still just a little unhinged but arent we all#hell some people are WAY more fucked up than binghe and they didnt even go through#i love him so much can you tell#so anyways yes if he were real i would date him hes so relatable#because then id now that he would actually change for the better and make things up and learn from his mistakes#yeah haha yes hes a red flag whatever all jokes and fun but are we just gonna ignore his development???#im not a binghe apologist. maybe.#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#luo bingmei
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Finally bit the bullet and put prints up for sale!
If you've made personal prints from my art already, no worries! TBH I'm still fine with people making (personal!) prints for themselves, but if you'd like to skip the work and support me a lil, here's the way!
#ALSO GO KRAKEN FUCK YEAH EAT SHIT KNIGHTS#FIRST WINTER CLASSIC SHUTOUT JOEYYYYYYYYYY#I LOVE YOU JOEYYYY#im also still slowly putting more prints up on there#just the posters are there now
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Thinking about Ai and Yusaku and how one has to lose the other eventually either way no matter what. Of course we have what happened in canon, but with Duel links we have that semi possibility the vrains world is canon to vrains story line?? In a way??
I can’t help but think about the inevitable what If moment. The moment in time when eventually Yusaku has to go, either by old age or by another means of death (you’ll never truly know when you’ll die after all) And think about Ai during it all. I mean, AI’s an A.I. Yusaku was searching for (And sorta) Found a way for him to come back, the concept of death to Ai is just that, a concept, for Yusaku-
It’s a harsh reality.
What’ll Ai do when that happens? Where does he go? These are things I’m constantly thinking about between the two, sure reincarnation is canon in the world of yugioh but it seems to take a long time for a soul to return. would Ai find him again? Would he be able to stay around and wait long enough for him to come back? Will he still function till then?
Another thing that has me thinking, what if after Yusakus passing Ai makes a new soltis body.
A Soltis body with a similar appearance to when he met Yusaku in episode one, even when he’s gone he’ll see that face looking at him, just like the first time.
#hi yes im in a grumpy mood and am letting it out on my favs#is this aiball?#yeah sure why not#aiballshipping#yugioh vrains#yugioh#fujiki yusaku#yusaku fujiki#ai ignis#ai vrains#I LOVE CHARACTERS DOOMED BY THEIR MORTALITY AND IMMORTALITY#eat that shit up
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irdgaf if people like The Timeless Child/Flux storyline or not, but if you are unironically saying that RTD made The Timeless Child/Flux good because David Tennant looked sad and yelled a bit, I am sincerely hoping you break all your fingers simultaneously :)
#rtd has quite literally added nothing to it just acknowledged its existence and that the doctor is traumatized by it#which like yeah fork found in kitchen the doctor is traumatized by what they ate for breakfast#I swear everyday ppl prove me right for saying that half the hate 13's era gets is by ppl who either didnt watch it#or ppl who would eat that shit up if it was a white man#im not even sorry I need 14 to die yesterday so i can be free no hate to DT youre great bb#doctor who#char.txt#fourteenth doctor#14th doctor#13th doctor#thirteenth doctor#wild blue yonder
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it’s so hard for me to imagine alucard in a modern au . . . like what in the world is he doing in the city?!
#that distinguished man has no business in the 21st century#the lack of manners would eat him alive#like yeah he has a mouth on him and can dish shit back but#adri can only do that for so long before wondering if the world’s truly gone to shit#technically a modern version of alucard exists . . .#genya arikado is right in front of me but im not feeling him lol . he seems like a completely different person#who STILL looks far too old fashioned to be living in 2040 whatever time#idk i just . . . i’ve been thinking of writing him in a modern setting but i just can’t wrap my head around that#you mean this man would be going to shake shack? driving cars? using a credit card instead of ducat coins?!?!!!#no way . that man belongs in the 1400s for sure lol#wow i really ended up running my mouth 😭 anyway i love that man just as he is!#꒰ঌ rambles.ᐟ ໒꒱#ৎ୭ ⨾ alucard.ᐟ#꒰ঌ castlevania.ᐟ ໒꒱#alucard#adrian tepes#adrian fahrenheit tepes#alucard castlevania#castlevania netflix#castlevania#alucard tepes
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