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[quillheel]

@theaterrush ━ evren & icarus!

For a bright, blinding moment, there's a pang in Evren's chest that responded to the jab with a simple 'i hate you.' ━━━ like a cold fact of a dead thing already buried, like an answer they already knew but the impulse of their mind felt the need to reinstate: I hate you. The gravity wasn't in the weight, it was in the speed, the snap at which it came to them at. I hate you like a lightning strike. I hate you like a beartrap. I hate you like a blade through a collarbone. ━ a half temptation, but a faulty one. ( Xey had either took the knife from them already, or if they didn't, Evren wasn't interested in proving how predictable they were, the way mankind was unavoidably / the same way mankind is prideful enough to try to avoid it, and how that makes them predictable, too. )

Makes 'them' predictable too. ━ Like Evren wasn't part of mankind enough anymore to say 'us'. Maybe they were. Maybe it was just ill conceit. They weren't interested enough to bother figuring out which.

Evren makes a small, clicking sound with their tongue as they poke at their food they'd gotten as though thoughtful ━ it was just fast-food. they could barely order without being recognized & therefore questioned just a couple days after the 31st. They'd almost asked Icarus to order for them, but decided against it just as quickly.

In the same way they decided to risk it & order for themselves, Evren comes to the same conclusion: they don't hate Icarus, they just don't trust them. But xey weren't doing xemselves any favors, either.

" You can just say I'm a problem, you know, instead of dancing around the words like you did with killing God yourself. Makes it a lot easier on the both of us when you're blunt for a change. " Evren swings the retort back, voice casual & nonchalant for the sharpness ━ almost bitterness ━ in the words themselves, before taking a bite of their food.

They weren't entirely sure of what they expected in the first place when they asked Icarus the question, maybe it was an attempt to know xem better when xey were wholly unknowable up until this point, maybe it was a strange compulsion prompted by the guilt underneath & this was simply how they'd chosen to cope with what had happened and the strain of it all, maybe it was something else entirely. The question had been asked, and now, they were settled to reap its consequences.

━ I don't hate you, I just don't know you. ( in a way, they liked that. Liked them. How strange it was. )

"Plus," they add after finishing chewing, the meat cheap & rubbery " You told me I could use the knife against Them, you didn't say I couldn't use it on anyone else. " anyone deserving. they deserved it. they deserved it. their eye-socket still aches from a pain's origin that no longer exists. " I'd think that'd be a pretty big fine-print. What, not used to people not just doing what you tell them? "

[wistrea-gone]

@fatedriven sent: ❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜ — sylus :3c

dangerous fragments kept behind glass cases; a deceptively fragile security measure for items of their rarity, but kira has been to enough of these auctions within the city's shadows to know that not even a well - crafted bullet could make a dent in that surface. she wonders how much blood had been spilt to acquire some of the gemstones and jewelry that have been flaunted about in an attempt to encourage higher bids, but those were not the items that the corvids had their eyes on that evening. the true pieces of art would make its way into the auction hall soon, and kira had her eye on a line of daggers she heard would make an appearance that evening.

between sylus and kira, perhaps there was not a single person in this room who would not have hesitated to stab them in the back, save for each other. amidst the crowded room, there was a considerable distance that others kept from the two who stood by one of the pillars. it was to be considered a bad omen to see them standing so closely together. their respective power has garnered them quite the list of enemies in these circles, and if the whispers were to be believed, then there was more than a simple alliance between the two ... no one had the foolishness to approach them to confirm such rumors, and so they were only left to speculate whilst the witch leans into his side, one of her hands curled around his waist.

❛    with all their attention on us, they'll miss the rest of the auction.    ❜  kira says with a smirk 'pon her lips, lifting her head to be able to meet his crimson gaze. mephisto was flying around with sanzu somewhere, making sure the perimeter was clear of any unwanted disturbances. ❛    i hope we get what we want before one of them tries to kill us. i've been waiting for those daggers for so long ...    ❜ 

[ SYLUS : enemies make the best lovers, you know. ]

sharpened nails graze along his hip, humming as though she pretended to give the idea some thought. ❛    hm , i'm quite satisfied with the one i have now.    ❜  the witch replied, taking a step closer to him as her hand wanders to the small of her back to pull herself closer to him ... until she withdraws her hand with his card betwixt her lithe fingers. her grin widens, ❛    and i promise i'll prove it to you later. for now, let's get you those shiny new guns.    ❜ 

[aria0fgold]

Siffrin is Breaking. And I'm here clutching my hair cuz oooohhhh boooooiiiii isabeau.........

[captainshyguy]

ooough i am unwell [<-struck by Tolkien Men Mania]

[livelaughlovesubs]

Oki doki follow up question since you DO infact like Magito! (Ppl are so mean to enjoyers of him :(

What's your favorite nsfw headcanon? I'm sure you've got them. I love hearing others hcs for my favorite blorbos <3

Ohhh I have a silly headcanon that he wants to know what it’s like to be knocked up as a girl.

And I feel like he’d be into cream pie, or cum in general

Like having it on his face - aka eating out, giving bj, just cum play

He’s very sado-maso if you ask me, and he’d definitely have a gore fetish too

What I mean is he likes blood, his own or yours, depends on how he’s feeling

Annnd he likes wounds, like the fatal ones. He can’t die cuz of them anyway so he doesn’t mind it if you just, like, chop off his arms

No joke now, I feel like he’d be into amputation, probably on himself and others 💀 (but I think he is sub leaning, like 70/30?)

Probably not really considerate for what you like, except you have a strong personality and can defend yourself, then he (might) not cross your boundaries. Otherwise if you are too gentle he would do things you don’t like too.

He seems like the type to be into orgies haha, but it’s not his strongest kink? Like he can go on without it too, but he’d like it

Then I also imagine him being experimental, as long as he knows he has the upper hand

So these bdsm things are purely entertainment for him, deep down he knows he can overthrow the situation whenever he wants

But if exactly that security is taken from him… the fear in his eyes would be so damn delicious, the cries, whimpers and shaking, just everything

WOULD stalk you, jerk off to you while you sleep and all the disgusting stuff

I imagine him very degenerate hehe, so it’s very fun, bc then I’d have all the rights in the world to write the most sadistic and filthy shit about him know to mankind

Would love to be romantic with him, or cute and soft, and honestly? It would be fun even, he knows how to act human

But he’d never mean the things he does, so it’s better to not even open that possibility if you don’t want to end up hurt. I think he is aromatic haha

The closest thing to love he can feel is obsession, and I’ve already described a little what he would do

Yeaaaaa, those are my silly little thoughts, thanks for asking and listening :>

[pjbloop]

I FINALLY finished the game and oh my god it's so fucking good PLEASE CHECK IT OUT.

Spoiler below:

My first door encounter was Sophie, which start my Sam journey as a single father. Since im not a huge horror game person (huge coward) i pretty much ran away from everything. Although that DID help me recruit Joel. Since i ran away from him the first time and made the fuzzy connection (read all item description. trust me, its worth it)

Didnt have any luck in the first 5 day on door encounter since i spent most of the time scavenging. But i did have 3 molotov cocktail tho. Beat the grinning beast that way. Leigh join the party on the third day i think?

After that i adopted the rat child on day 6 and muah, chef kiss. My son, My sam Jr. If anything bad happen to him i will kill myself (forshadowing is a literature devic-)

The wall, the wall stole my fucking hand, cant have shit in detroit canada

also, me being a huge dumbass didnt realized Leigh can equip weapon. I thought only Sam can equip stuff so for the next 2 days. Leigh just bitch slap everyone.

The horror experience kindaaaa losen after i realized that tho, jesus spear type weapon are insanity. The penetrate skill just destroyed everything. Nailed the rat king the same day that way. THE RAT CAN TALK????

Also Lyle, my beloved, my baby, one word

smash

i choose to ignore the stalking thing tho, would fucking hate him in real life.

Finish floor 1 on day 8. Got the disc. hate that it make me do math BUT that such a good use of in universe code tho. It does make sense that these astronomer nerd would come up with this type of code. But again, math :(

Fredrick, i love his story, i dont know if i made the right choice sparing that faceless thing tho. But I smell a twist from the very beginning so i do not believe the "normal" fred at all. I mean he witness the phenomena and youre telling me he doesnt change at all? Got the painting, love that have the player think about it tho. Having to check every painting and deduce what the correct colour is, is thrilling.

Imo, the ground floor is the weakest part of the game in term of horror, i mean yea the landlord thing is i guess kinda scary (rent) but the enemies drop so much stuff that it become more of a shopping center than a battle of attrition. Also broke my spade, fix it and Leigh immediately broke it again. Thank alot bus. The fingernail bomb is really good tho. But god it sound gross.

Mutt cafe thingy is really cute, i love them so much. I bought the coffee maker.....dont know how to use it tho.

Finished with the ground floor on day 9, meet Helen on the way and decided to drop sophie off. I mean running around the apocalypse with 3 child and a woman who might as well be another child is kinda concerning. Hellen, i welcome you to the life of a single father/mother.

Is it just me or does Edwin kinda ho- NEVERMIND WHAT THE FUCK NO NONONONONONONONONO FLESH ROOM RED NO NOPE NOPITY NOPE NOPE.

The basement, Ough the basement. First death, but god the horror is funnnnn. I hate dark spaces and the floating corspe so much, creep me the fuck out but in term of gameplay Muah chef kiss.

Meet the grandma in the basement, have soup :3

fuck Philipe, we are both moth whyyyyyyy brother, whyyyyyyy. Second death to the gaslighter.

Day 10 to 13 were spent just exploring the basement, took me a while because i want to stay back and do video gaming for more door encounter. Dan fucking jumpscare me tho, and the smiley thing.....why is it watching me sleep......third death because i want to see what happen if i walk into it. Meet the punk and the goth somewhere in between and THOSE BASTARD. THATS MY ROOM NOOOOOO.

Day 13, use an acid flask for the first time and.....yeaaaaa im just gonna stockpile them now, as a treat :3

day 14, save the janitor, save the bear that is stuck in the janitor closet, would. Finish up the rest of the offering also im so so sorry cinamon :(. o7

Day 15, forgot its the final day accidentally trigger the no turning back ending first, reload the save. Go to the roof. and oh ohhhhhh its its so pretty. I see it now. Its so beautiful I Iaonjfda ka vhkbdvahh hhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhvdba va v adv dv aahhhhhhehhhhhlhhhphadf dfadfffffffffff

[lazorbeanz]

Ninjago: Dragons Rising S3 pt.1 is finally out! So I decided to note my crazy thoughts and reactions as I was watching lol

Spoilers below the cut (obviously)

Episode 1

- THE SHATTERDRAGON OF CHAOS OOOH I LOVE HIS DESIGN

- AYOOOOO NEW INTRO!!! AND THE THEME SONG REMIX SLAPS

- omg Sora continuing Arin’s pie deliveries in his absence!! She finna give the whole town food poisoning tho xD

- JAYA FLASHBACK AAAAAAAA

- HSHDHSHSH KAI BEING THE ANNOYING BROTHER THAT HE IS

- I’ve missed Kai and Nya’s interactions so muchhh I love their sibling banter xD

- I need more of Sora and Frak lol

- “smartest, most attractive member of our team” - Zane

AHHAHDJSJSBSJD AAAAAA HE MISSES HIS WIFE SO BADDDD

- Frak right after: “but Sora’s right here.”

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP- IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS?! YO-

- HELL YEAAAAA KAI RESULTING TO FIRE ONCE AGAIN. OMG AND THAT MANIACAL LAUGH HES SO SILLY

- hold up why did that woman look like Arin’s mom?? 👀

- TEEHEEE NYA LISTING OFF ALL OF JAY’S QUALITIES ALSO IS THAT THE FIRST TIME SHES CALLED HIM CUTE?! IM GOING INSANE

- nya: “..the real heart of our team”

Kai: “Not sure that’s accurate…”

I’ll never get over this thing he has at Jay LOL

- WOAHHH THE FORBIDDEN FIVE ALL TOGETHER THEY LOOK SO COOL!!

Episode 2

- awww Lloyd doll :D

- NOT IT BEING USED AS A DOG TOY 😭

- aaaaa Arin accepted it! I honestly thought he would and then idk get rid of it as soon as he left

Who knows he may still do that in the next couple of episodes or smth ;_;

- AWWW WYLDFYRE RECEIVING MAIL FROM ROBY AAA THEY DID KEEP IN TOUCH AFTER ALL 🥹🥹

- AHAHHAHA KAI TRYNA TAKE A LOOK AND GETS TOLD TO BACK OFF HEHE SO DAD AND DAUGHTER CODED

- HEHEHE I LOVE HOW SELFIES ARE JUST DRAWINGS OF THEMSELVES AHH SO CUTE

- “wait, should I have waited a few minutes before sending that? Am I gonna sound too needy?! UNSEND!! UNSEEEEND!!!!” Ahh so me HSHSHDHD

- omg Polyphemus made a debut in ninjago XD

- *LE GASP* JAY?! JAY IS THAT YOU?! *ANOTHER LE GASP* IT IS JAYY!!!!

Episode 3

- me: oh yea Ras is dying atp

Ras soon after: “I am DYING”

- LURING JAY WITH VIDEO GAMES I LOVE IT XD

- poor wyldfyre thinking parent teachings are video games 😭 she’s in for a treat HEHEHHE

- *deeeply inhales*

MORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

- ANOTHER FLASHBACK OF THEM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER AWWWW

- FUGIDOVE RETURNSSSS YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS!!! MY BABY I- NOOOO COME BAAAAAACK

- Kai, the whole point of you setting that record was for it to be broken by jay anyways xD

But like fair enough, bro spent all day setting that record just for it to be broken in 5 minutes or so probably

- also Wyldfyre becoming obsessed with video games now YESSS KAI IS GONNA HAVE A NEW GAMING BUDDY NOW :D

Episode 4

- awww Zanth dancing with the bird xD and then Zane telling her to stop bc he did that with falcon and got absolutely ridiculed for it 😂😭

- wait that’s a capsule…could it be???!!!

- IT IS!!!

- PIXALLLLLLL!!!!! MA GURL!! OH HOW IVE MISSED YOU

- oooh jay doing secret totally legal dealings now?? 🤨

- BUT OH HOW ZANE MISSED HER MOREEEEE. THE GOOD LONG 10 SECOND HUG SPINNING HER AROUND AAAAAHHHH MY PIXANE HEART

- omg i forgot he can perfectly mimic voices hehe and his acting of each person is supreme i love this silly nindroid

- AAAAAAA IVE MISSED ZANE AND PIXEL FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE. Together they are a well oiled machine fr fr. THEY KICK BUTT YASSS

- OH GOSH BUILT TO PROTECT PLAYING IN THE BG PLS ZANE DONT DIE AGAIN NOOOOOO YOU 2 JUST REUNITED

- HES OKAY I think HE HAS TO BE- ohh im scared

Episode 5

- awwww Roby has a little dragon called Hermes🥹

- NOOOOO THEY KILLED HERMES 😭😭

- AAAAA KUR GOT ROBY D:

- wyldfyre: “did you check the father board” HAHSHSHBDJSB

- awww more love letter teasing xD

- HEHEHEHE KAI GETTING READY TO KICK ROBY’S BUTT INCASE THAT LETTER WAS A BREAKUP LETTER. HE AINT SPARING NO ONE IF THEY DARE BOUTA BREAK HIS DAUGHTER’S HEART

- Ras needs to learn to appreciate Arin’s flight commentary xD

- I love how Wyldfyre forgets it’s called the City of Temples lol

Ehh ig “Roby-Town” just has a nicer ring to it 🤣

- OMG HERMES IS ALIVE!!! WAHOOOO!!!

- the forbidden five and those freebooters really need to learn TO NOT FRIKIN MESS WITH PIXAL BC SHE IS BACK AND MORE BOSSGIRL THAN EVER🙌🙌

- PIXAL WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MANS?!

BUFF ZANE LOL

- oh….

OH….

OHHH NO NONONO

ARIN’S PARENTS DIED IN THE MERGE?!

SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY MY POOR BABY CAME ALL THIS WAY JUST TO FIND OUT-

AAAAAAA

Episode 6

- ooooh Jay on a task to find and capture Ras? This’ll be interesting

- AINT NO WAY…ITS DARETH

- NOT HIM TRYNA WISH TO BE A NINJA 😭😭😭 (even the djinn thinks it’s a bad idea HAHAHA)

- wait so are you tryna tell me there was a dragon icon hiding in Ras’ hammer this entire time? Or is the hammer the icon itself?

Episode 7

- the fact Zane has not yet gone out and explored the merge lands because he didn’t want to without PIXAL is so sweet he was waiting till he found her again

- NYA AND PIXAL’S FIRST EXCHANGE SINCE THE MERGE AHHH MY FAV GIRL DUO IS BACK

- Kai the “Solver” who has no solve…xD love when this man gets humbled (esp by none other than his own sister LOL)

- PIXAL AND ZANE DANCE TOGETHER AS THEY WORK?! THAT IS SO FRIGGIN CUUUUTTTEEEEER

- aww Wyldfyre stayed back with Roby to try help him 🥺❤️‍🩹

- HES GONNA GET BETTER RIGHT?-

Episode 8

- ooooh yesss flashbacks of young Arin and Sora in the early stages of their friendship THEYRE SO CUTE

- RAS JUST GETTING SNATCHED MID CONVERSATION LMAOOO

- oh gosh not Drix being entirely formed out of bugs 😭

Lowkey reminds me of the vermillion warriors being formed out of the lil vermillion snakes…but this is worse

- AHHH THAT SCENE OF SORA SAVING ARIN AT THE END THERE WAS SO GOOD 😭🩷🧡 it’s only been a couple of episodes BUT IVE MISSED THEM SO MUUUUCHHH

Episode 9

- YAYYYY HERMES GOT BETTER!!!!

- the way Zane holds Sora’s hand so she can walk across the extremely polished floor (w/o slipping) like an adult walking a child across the street or smth is so adorable

- ahh more Arin and Sora sentimental moments yas! I’m glad they’re back on better terms

- ooooh wyldfyre using her elemental power to heal Roby? This is bound to work

- IT WORKED HAHA YESSS HES BEAUTIFUL AGAIN

- oh did I ever mentioned how I LOVE Wyldfyre’s new mech?! I’m happy to see that she has one of her own now :D

- oh ofc ThunderFang was gonna betray the Forbidden Five I sensed that coming a mile away lol

Episode 10

- Kai: “can I try?!”

Wyldfyre: “It won’t look as cool on you”

AHAHDHSHBFJSHD

- I noticed how when Lloyd was confronted by ThunderFang, he had both Kai and Nya beside him

RGB SIBLINGS FTW!!!!

- “Rando mercenary” ahem uhh Nya that’s your husband right there

Ofc u don’t know that…yet heheheheh

- KAI IMMEDIATELY RUSHING OVER TO CHECK ON WYLDFYRE AFTER HER CRASH TO SEE IF SHES OKAY HE IS HER DAD YOUR HONOR

- OMG JAY REVEALS ITS HIM TO NYA USING HIS ELEMENTAL POWERS (and bad lightning puns xD)

- NOOOO LLOYD GOT DRAINED MY BBY-

- ARIN KILLING A SHATTERDRAGON WITH THE POWER OF LOVE HECK YEA XD

- AWWW THE GROUP HUGGG (with a revived Lloyd dw)

- okay I expected Arin to leave the ninja again to go with Ras…BUT SORA TOO?! SHE REALLY DID MEAN IT WHEN SHE SAID SHES NEVER LEAVING HIM AGAIN

#TOGETHER FOREVER

- AHHHH JAYYYY MY BOIIII!!! SO GOOD TO SEE HIS FACE AGAIN xD

AND HES STILL SILLY AS EVER EVEN IF HES MISSING A LOT OF HIS MEMORY HEHEHEH

BUT OH LAWD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR?! 😭💀

- Lloyd: “…but this win, doesn’t really feel like a win.”

Well ofc not…your children have just left you

- tho i wish for him to go back to normal, I’m kinda liking salty Jay lol

- WAIT ARIN’S PARENTS ARENT DEAD?! THEYRE REALLY ALIVE?! WHERE ARE THEY THEN?! I NEED ANSWERSSSS

- Ayo welcome to the spectral lands ThunderFang lol

- NOOO MORROOOOO

NO WAYY THUNDERFANG JUST ATE MORRO LIKE THAT

IS HE GONE GONE NOW?!

[hmshermitcraft]

Joel seems to know a lot about the ocean, I mean have you seen the stuff in his empire? Like most aren't that ocean related, but if you look closely you see they relate to the ocean. Also there is the statue and picture of what he claims is the Ocean Goddess. He also speaks to the ocean and axolotls will bring him treasure.

Imp and Skizz has seen this happen Moreland more. They see him do it when Grian ot Gem isn't around. They see him do it with other hermits. They see him when he's alone. They guess that it's a thing he does to calm his nerves, but then they remained themselves that this is Joel. Joel doesn't really calm his nerves around people, so why does he do it around the hermits?

One day Joel asks them both to help him with stuff and to meet him at the ocean. They go, curious about what he would need and why the ocean as a meeting place. They would question it to him once they get there.

They hear a faint whisper once they arrive.

"Ah! Yes I'm bring Impulse and Skizz to see you today! You fine with that wife?"

Wife. Joel is talking to the ocean and calling it his wife? HE'S MARRIED TO LIZZIE!!! Then they think back to what he said earlier. He's bringing them both to see her, his ocean wife. They don't know how to feel, flattered, scared, confused?

Confused, they decide on confused. They stay still once they hear a response, one that sounds like someone who isn't on the server but one they have learned to know and love.

"Oh! They're here listening Joel! Of course I'm happy you brought them, but maybe next time tell them why they're here. They seem confused."

Welp, the ocean, or better know as Lizzie has seen them, somehow. Joel turns over, a bit flushed. He composes himself and waves them over.

"Welllll, uhh... nice to see you?" Joel asks, trying to remain like his normal self, failing tho.

"The ocean is Lizzie isn't it" Skizz says bluntly.

"Yeaaaaa"

"You married the ocean Joel." Impulse adds on.

"Okay, she wasn't the ocean at first. She's the Blue Axolotl turned ocean."

"Wat"

"It's a long story" Lizzie says.

"We can be told it a different time if you so wish Lizzie. Now Joel, why did you call us here?" Impulse asked, questioningly.

"Ah! Right," Joel clears his throat, "Well I- Lizzie has noticed you guys seeing me talk to the ocean and, uhh-" Joel gets cut off by Lizzie speaking.

"We want to know if you heard some of they things we have spoken about..." Lizzie responds.

"Like what 'things'?" Skizz questions. He have heard a bit but not a lot, Impulse tho, slightly flushes at that statement Lizzie said.

"Well, about you guys..." Lizzie says, the water around her flushes a bit brighter while Joel's face was bright red.

"You talked about us!" Skizz said oblivious to everything.

"Uhhmmmm, Yes!" Lizzie responds quick witted, "We wanted to ask you a question."

"Okay, may I ask what i-" Skizz was cut off by Impulse saying a strained yes.

Lizzie and Joel look at Impulse, a bit taken a back by his response but smiled at him.

"Dippledop!!! What's going on here? What do you and them know!!!?!??!" Skizz was confused at this, all Impuse did was stay silent and let Lizzie continue.

"Well, I got Impulse's answer but Skizz seems to be in the dark. Well Skizz what Impulse responded to was me and Joel talking about how we wanted to date the 2 of you."

Skizz stared for a moment or 2, then his face flushed.

"OH!!! Oh my... uhhhhhhh, that makes sense with how Joel was acting with me and Impy and how...." Skizz trails off.

"Wh-What do you say?" Joel's strained voice says.

"I-uh.... who am I kidding of course!!!"

Impulse, Lizzie, and Joel breathed a sigh of relief at that. Finally, Finally it has been done and said.

Later on, Impulse and Skizz would say sweet things to the Ocean, telling their goddess how sweet and pretty she was. No other Hermit seemed to notice what they where doing.

The Ocean would reward them woth more luck and care. The ocean seemed to favor those 3. For the fact the Ocean was their wife and girlfriend.

-‐-------------------

-May

Silly Skizziebeanspulse with Ocean Goddess Lizzie. Also Impy was hardcore crushing on Skizz the whole time as well. They so silly

They collectively decided not to mention the fact to Grian. Lizzie may be the literal ocean, but she has one hell of a cackle still. She's sure his luck will improve in the future... Maybe.

She explained in most worlds (where she has permission to reside) she still takes a humanoid form, but she's able to sneak into worlds she's not supposed to be in by... Being the ocean. Being bipedal is kinda exhausting too - being the ocean is so much better. More room to breath.

[pinkaditty]

X READER smut imagines (mostly written to Cater Diamond or Asmodeus)

*tiptoes into my blog with an obviously guilty look on my face* hiiiiiii....

yea. I haven't finished the other three Side Characters for the Obey Me! Shall We Date Pervert drabbles. i knowwwww i said it'd be done in a week... and it's been a week... yeaaaaa... im sorry</3 I PROMISE!! IT WILL BE DONE SOON AWA!!!

anyways.

cw: NSFW (minors DNI please, you make me really uncomfortable), choking, penetration, pictures during sex, creampie, gn!mc (your genitalia are never mentioned, only that you're "taking" and he's "giving"), not much d/s but mc does sorta lean dom here (couldn't help myself! <;3)

a/n: im hoping this will tide you all over until i can provide more content. i wrote this a few months ago, but never got around to sharing, so i hope you all enjoy! i promise, Part 3 of the Obey Me Pervert drabbles is on it's way! in the meantime, enjoy this! consider it a sneak peek of my smut writing. (can u tell im nervous)

MINORS DNI. PLEASE.

His hips roll and snap forwards into yours, burying himself deeper with each thrust. He holds one of your legs over his shoulder, the other one holding his phone. You see the flash before you hear the shutter click of a camera. He absentmindedly muttered small praises of how much he enjoyed this and how pretty you were, and how lucky he was you were letting him do this. He sounded like he was falling apart just from being inside. You were taking it well, your fingers curling into the sheets and your eyes bleary, watching his movements, his phone's camera, and his blissed out, dazzling, drunken smile. But, while it felt good, you were admittedly getting tired of him just taking pictures, staring at you from behind a lens, not really taking in the moment. He whimpers as he continues, his arm giving out as he collapses onto his elbows, barely holding himself up, still keeping his phone in his hand. You feel the bright flash and hear yet another shutter click. You want to knock his phone out of his hand.

You watch as he gulps, panting, whining about how good it feels. His adam's apple bobs in his throat as he continues to murmur unintelligible praises. You suddenly have an idea.You uncurl your fingers from the sheets and reach upwards for his shoulders, pressing your hands into them, clenching them. He smiles as smugly as he can, as he continues falling apart, assuming you are close. Suddenly, you move your hands to his neck, wrapping your fingers around him. Before he can respond, you begin to squeeze, tightening his airway just slightly.

It sends a shockwave through his body and he drops his phone in surprise, it bounces off your shoulder onto the bed sheets. You feel as he shivers and abruptly stops his pace, his hips stilling against you, before he suddenly starts up again, his eyes rolling back, his pace more rough than before. You hear him struggling to breathe, heaving breaths as he slides forward into your grasp, gripping the sheets on either side of your head with his fingers.He struggles to speak, the whimpers coming out slow and broken.

"T-Tighter." You tighten your fingers around his neck as he asks, and he lets out a strangled moan, barely able to get any breaths in as he keeps up the pace. You watch as his eyes prick with tears and drool leaks from the corner of his mouth. He's dizzy and falling apart more than he even was before.

You release him to allow him some air, and he heaves in a deep inhale, a few short coughs interrupting his thrusts before he catches up again, faster and tougher than before. You fist your fingers in his hair to signify approval, to which he whines. He leans down to you and mumbles "Please, again. Please do it again." You oblige, releasing your grip on his roots and instead wrapping your hands around his neck again, applying just enough pressure.

"Hrk!" He clenches his jaw and his eyes roll back again, but he manages to keep the pace this time. He hits a good spot and you tighten your grip in response, moaning. He chokes and pops his lips open, his tongue lolling out. Saliva drips from his tongue onto your collarbone. "Fuck!" He coughs out, his pace going from constant to erratic. He continues to hit the sweet spot from before and you shiver, releasing your grip in favor of clawing at his shoulders. He pants, his eyes rolling back again as he continues his pace.

"C'mon, one more time…! I'm so close!" He begs, looking down at you with pleading eyes, fisting and unfisting his hands, his legs shaking. You reach up, all the pleasure going straight to your head. You clench your hands around his neck one final time.

"Gh…!" He keens, clenching his jaw again but keeping his gaze focused on you. Tears rolls down his face and he attempts to heave in a breath, only getting so much oxygen. You clench tighter and his tongue lolls out again. Whimpers barely come out from him as you keep him quiet, the occasional choking sound coming from his throat. Unable to say anything, he frantically taps on your shoulder to signify his release, his eyes rolling again. You release him as he releases into you, long, deep inhale and strangled groan leaving his lips immediately after.

His thrusts slow down, snapping against your hips at a slower pace. Your legs shake from your own peak, your whole body shivering from aftershock. Gently, he pulls out and immediately collapses next to you, panting into the pillow, his mouth wide open and tongue still lolling out as he caught his breath. His legs were shaking from aftershock and his voice was broken with little, high pitched whimpers. "Fuck…" He mumbles, blinking away his tears and waking up from his haze. "That… was amazing."

a/n: yippee! it's definitely a little unrefined, but i think it's alright! please let me know what you all think! if you have requests, send an ask! or just send one to say you like my writing, I don't mind! I'll respond to all of them!

**shameless bit that I really appreciate likes, comments, reblogs, and asks! please don't be shy to tell me what you think! im catering to you, after all!**

[romsabombs]

it's that time of the month again guys!

Malevolent part 47 The Hand live notes!!!

AMAZON AD👹 ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD ANOTHER AD CAN WE JUST START THE EPISODE

FINALLY!!! um whats happening

are their asses still wandering aimlessly

six hours bruh 💀

a cage :/???

a what

a crime! no doubt!🤓

HAHA HE HAS THE PLAGUE i said yesterday That man probably has every disease by now

hes gonna die so bad guys hes a sick victorian child

ohhh john please carry me to the garden so i may see- um Hear the flowers one last time🤒

his sickness😟 i cant believe our actions have consequences

theyre ganging up on yorick😭

HAHA hes fine Physically me asf

"indescribable horrors" that doesnt stop john from describing every horror in immense detail

"we both have" im sorry john did you get stabbed like eight times🙄 this aint about you

💀he folded💀

HAHA so he wasnt lying damn😭 I KNEW IT blud was so ready to kill more children

john defending his comfort character

😟Sold Your Soul😟

"i offered myself to it" gayass

this speech goes so hard actually

NEW MUSIC NEW MUSIC

omg it sounds more hopeful now :((

aw he thanked arthur :)

god damn it yorick🙄

WHAT does the corpse have the hand

i mean they did pinky promise

HIS EYE 😦😦

loose enough to pry with ur fingers😨

yorick is building frankensteins monster i fear

MALEVOLENCE MENTIONED NO WAY NO WAYYYYYY NORWAY IS THIS WHY THE SHOW IS NAMED THIS

can yorick lie is that a thing😟😟😟

come on arthur you were a boyscout u can climb this easily

"the pole is wood" just like mine haha🙏🙏🙏🙏

theyre gonna start a forest fire😶

just throw something at it guys idk

omg a pin‼️ throw something at it!!

"excellent hypothesis my king🤓" "JOHN👹" "right!!🤓"

THEYRE GONNA THROW A ROCK YEAAAAA💥💥💥💥

hows he gonna throw when hes blind

why is he so good at throwing wtf

i guess we cant stay here throwing rocks for the entire episode

ALEXANDER :333

EUHGHH😟😟😟😟😟

DONT THROW ROCKS AT BIRDS THATS HOW THE HORRORS HAPPEN

maybe alexander isnt evil n hes just trying to protect us idk🤕

"i was never much for athletics" we can tell

theres gotta be a theme this season and its gotta be Children or Childhood or something

"if they could see me now" mmmm

WHAT IS THAAATT HUHHH

😨😨😨😨

WHAT IS THATTTTTTT WHAGAAT

maybe its just a freaky bird

hes so good at falling down holes

WHAT HAHA WE CANT RN😭😭

😦ERM? YORICK???????

KELLIN MENTIONED big day for gay people 🙏🙏

so was yorick always evil orrrr coz he said My King instead of john and yorick has called him john before

guys i think alexander might be the Not Evil one here

hand of malevolence would go so hard as like a window decoration

ur telling me john knew what a Hand of Malevolence was and didnt link it to the dark world

NOOO DUMBASS

ummm 😟 whats all this then

YORICK :3333 HIIII :3

what 😀

"john" :3

HAHA what is going on bruh

OMG WHAGT 😃😃😃 thats banger

"thank you i think"

:(( aw alexander IS evil :((((((

she? 🤕

OHHH IS IT LILITH IS IT LILITH PLS LILITH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

lilith and kayne are having a custody battle over them funny as hell

OHHH she was in the portal

TEEHEE WE'RE HER FAVORITE :33

dont confront her i feel

but theyre BOTH terrible at lying🤕

they're cooked i fear

hes DYING😟😟😟😟😟😟

An Owl Being Strange

flies are insects darling

they finally appreciate yorick :)

john we dont have time for this omg

HAHA silly asf

they have a safeword now

harlan's really making us work for it like im gonna forget this if they dont point it out

the candle has been running out for hours fr

nooo :( r we approaching the ending

how do we still have like 15 minutes left

HAHA this is so funny theyre roleplaying

theyre yes-and'ing like theatre kids

i mean i bet she noticed yall were gone for a solid 15 minutes

so is the king in yellow just not a threat anymore like did we defeat him i forgot

are we in an alternate universe then

i know far too much!🤓☝️

arthur caught the decima virus i fear

STOP COUGHING im so worried

arthur needs his vaccines fr

is he gonna faint

"and if i am sick-" "you are😐"

OH the ring

hes really gonna go over there and spread his plague around 🙄

i feel like arthur wont even make it to the castle🤒

he coughs like a dad

"lean on me" maybe if you had a physical form😐

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

we just have to wing it i guess

its WHAT😨

what is going on man 😟

UM😦🤕

WHAAT THATS IT? wtf

[daily-dubois]

Hello husband 🫶

Explain your kim horsey Design to the huble tumblr folk pleaaase.

Mwah

See you at dinner

HELLO HUSBAND SO OKAY. I have so much on this fucking au its insane okay. So!

First off Kim’s main colours is blue because of his blue headshine

Big ol close up for forehead lovers. But also originally i remember colourpicking it EXACTLY, now im more liberal with it

Then there’s my choice of kim’s specie, kim canonically comes from half-seolite parents

So i thought, why not have him be half pony half kirin. I mixed the two by getting inspired off Autumn Blaze for his kirin side and then the pink praier dog trained from Las Pegasus and Mistmane for his pony side.

Worth mentioning that in, pony japan i suppose?, all the unicorns have a sharp curved horns

Since Kim is coded to be Generally East Asian, it fit! So i mixed those 2 aspects into his horn

I also was really inspired by Jackpot’s forehead wrinkle between his horn and forehead

Speaking of Jackpot i sneakily decided to make a nod to 1) my trans headcanon and 2) the canon look of Kirins

So for those not in the know let me explain to you rq mlp eyes. Istg this is relevant to Kim’s design

So with a doylist explanation we know they didn’t have enough time to rig some models for male kirins, but watsonian explanation has it that that still ended up making it so the Kirins have a different sexual dimorphism than ponies, and the only real difference for them is eyelashes

I really like in mlp different creatures have different sexual dimorphisms, i mean look at reformed changelings

But for ponies other than their snout they are differentiate by their eyes, they have different eyes depending on their gender. Mares have 2 pupil highlights and 2 iris eye shines, and colts have 1 pupil highlight

This isn’t a Super Hard rule, some colts have 2 eye shines or hell, 2 iris shines

But it’s still a hard enough rule that they have used it to trans-code trixie! Who even After she gains 2 pupil shine doesn’t gain a iris shine.

So this all to say. I gave Kim 2 pupil shines and 2 iris shines to reference the fact 1) kirins have a pretty gender neutral look and all have those kinds of eyes and 2) MY TRANS HEADCANON YEAAAAA

Finally. His back scales. If no one has ever noticed BUT I HAVE BECAUSE IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS DETAIL OF KIM, he has a snaggle tooth :3

I wanted to reference it by giving him 1 ☝️ crooked back scale.

Finally the choice to make him a Kirin is both i think it fits his ethnicity AND his personality. Kirin’s are from East Asia, so that fits kim already. Personality wise, Kirin’s, in mlp lore, go aflame when mad

I can imagine Kim Emotional Suppression Kitsuragi NEVER going aflame because of his High Composure as both a way to fight a stereotype around kirin anddd because he’s very disconnected from Being A Kirin. I tried to hint at this by not giving him that big mane that wraps around Kirin’s heads usually. Did he cut it? Is his hair naturally short? Originally in my concept he cut it to fit in, but i can see it also just him having more pony-like hair naturally.

Anyways that’s it. Im very normal. What do you want for dinner

[indieblueart]

YEAAAAA FIRST EVER MASS ATTACK

I love iterators I am giving them all a little kiss kiss

Character list under the readmore

Column 1

Distant Memories & the Stormchaser @vela-pulsars

Aberration @subconniving

Unbound Thought @gadjetomyart

Flowing Heavens & The Envoy vell_ichor

Blossoming Strelitzia Fields @azrielfiend

Column 2

Lost in Watchful Thought @mothwingedmyths

Kindling Spark & the Welder Callynx

Glittering Oceans @ardienothesieno

Omniscience of Disk jayyykip

Sight through Blindness @altitudeofalcatraz

Column 3

Haybale @sketchywasteland

Nine Linen Lanes & the Transfigurer @pansear-doodles

Sparkling Sea, Meadow In Moonlight, The Aviator, & The Merchant @ask-sparkling-sea aka MEEEEE

Paradox of Creation @skyistheground

Safe Ship, Harbored & The Historian @browzerhistory

Column 4

Beyond the Grasp Theguy

Nine Chimes silvesterhound

Whispering of the Many @altitudeofalcatraz

Fluttering in the Breeze @maplem0th

Several Cheap Fragments @kakyogay

Column 5

Starlight Symphony & the Weaver @mewguca

Timeless Golden Gambit Zirconphyr

Nothing Well-Made @meatcatt

Twelfth Briefly Unbound @arcaedex

Dew that Lingers @reveks

[pumpkinsy0]

yo i love pony going to haiti headcanons

I NEED A PART WHERE PONY MEETS CURLY’S FAMILY😩

WOOOO ANOTHER EXCUSE TO KEEP UP W THE HCS YEAAAAA

•part of the family still in haiti lives in like cap-haitien and the other part lives in the countryside of haiti

•pony already wants to be in the countryside canonically, ik he would love the countryside of haiti

•he likes the scenery, he helps take care of their donkey, he likes helping to farm, and bro even helped at the market when they had to sell their product, he made a good impression on em ik they loved him

•they r pretty chill, simple ppl, pony likes the quiet

•only thing he rlly had to get uses to was showering there bc he had to use the stream near by to shower or somethin

•NOW w the family in cap-haitien, theyre way more to handle, got about 3 bald sons, ik they bad as hell😭😭

•the way pony dresses already, i actually think he wouldnt have a big problem w the tempter in haiti hes def not overheating hes aight, he will however get a sun burn and then a cool tan lol, he was called “lènmi solèy la” for a while tho when he did have that sun burn

•something within curly changed when he saw pony w a tan, i can feel it

•im ngl they were def laughing at pony a lil for being a bit scared w some things and they made fun of him</33

•but the shepards assured pony that he was welcomed bc their family did actually cut some fruit for him

•pony was absolutely bombarded w questions about america, i can feel it

•and when it comes to curlys cousins whos around their age, bc they only speak kreyòl or french they had a bit of a hard time communicating, like theyd be trying to talk about tv shows but they only knew of the show in its french name, but they were trying so hard to b friends so its ok

•i think it would be sweet if pony, curly, and the older cousins went out to hang out together, just getting snacks at the store and making jokes, also im calling it now that pony would love salty plantain chips

•when it comes to the younger cousins, they r definitely pulling pony everywhere, making him play w them, fly kites w them, they run around with sparklers, pony doesnt rlly like kids that much, but he found it pretty endearing

•curlys grandma LOVES pony, he thinks hes very thoughtful and loves that he can appreciate the small things in life, shes in her rocking chair talking to pony w his very broken kreyòl about sunsets <33

•pony cant cook haitian food for SHIT but he can cut some veggies and fruit, hes in the kitchen w the aunties quietly cutting as many things they want him to cut as they gossip

•honestly pony was WAY more scared of the uncles, they r SO loud and competitive and its even worse bc theyre playing dominos, and dominos is NOT a friendly game in a caribbean household at ALL

•BUT he did have fun playing card games w em, he even won a few times and got some respect 🙏🏽

•theres this mask maker called charlotte charles and she makes papier-mâché mask for carnival and i will DIE on this hill that curlys family bought a mask for pony to wear for kanaval AND let him keep it bc she also makes mask of ponys, and his name is ponyboy so boom, heres examples of mask she made, im a big fan of em🙏🏽🙏🏽

•im TELLING u, pony and angela would be the ones quietly collecting seashells at the beach while everyone else is just in the water or laying in the sun

•tim is actually way more chill and doesnt have a scowl on his face most of the time, however the family does wonder wtf is happening in america for tim to act so closed off

•pony sees the rest of the family in america vs the family in haiti and hes surprised at the differences, the family in haiti doesnt have a lot but they r happy being together while in america they have more, but r so fucked up😭😭

[chronicsyd]

Yeaaaaa my brain’s like Literally not shut up since my last spam post about this GOD DAMN SHOW and it just… keeps spiraling… spiraling… spiraling… So, let’s talk about Vi again!

On my tiktok yesterday I brought up a post from the AMA for Arcane a couple of years ago that the co-creators were answering. And someone asked, “Will Vi and Caitlyn shippers be happy with the upcoming season?” to which the answer was, “There’s that part they might like, and that part they probably hate.” To which Amanda Overton (basically the writer responsible for most of the Caitvi scenes we got in s1) said, “I take full responsibility for both and they make the show better” so that’s… not all that thrilling.

However, it’s gotten me to think about what on Earth that “probably hate” bit would be.  Now this is something I’m saying as Complete speculation, I’m not Certain that this is what’s going on but if you’re willing to take a grain of salt with me then I’m willing to explain my reasoning. With that, let’s continue.

My HOPEFUL guess is that the “probably hate” thing is that Vi and Caitlyn split again at the beginning of S2. Honestly, it could be over a number of things: conflicting motivations about Jinx (Caitlyn wants revenge, Vi’s probably still in denial and wants to find “Powder”. Because she doesn’t call Jinx “Jinx” until After she’s already an Enforcer), Vi probably feels out of place and wants to figure things out on her own (As in she can’t trapse around Zaun she’s unwanted there, but on the flipside she’s a complete outsider to Piltover. Because even though Caitlyn would probably welcome her with open arms, doesn’t mean everyone else will…), there’s really a whole list of things that could probably explain this. So, Vi goes on her own to try and figure herself out and Caitlyn tries to go back to being an Enforcer and go through life without Vi.

But just because Vi left doesn’t mean that the conflict between Piltover and Zaun stops. And simply being an Enfocer is putting targets on Caitlyn’s back, which I think Caitlyn is fully aware of. And she and the others get ambushed at her parent’s tent that I pointed out in an earlier post; to which we Also saw Vi seeing the aftermath of. And, I think Vi has to make the decision that being an Enforcer is her best shot at bringing the conflict between Piltover and Zaun to an end; regardless of what her past has been with them. So, Vi probably comes back to Caitlyn probably midway through-ish (ep 4ish maybe?) and that’s when Caitlyn leads the strike teams to Zaun with those 3 objectives: Find Jinx, get rid of Shimmer, and neutralize anyone still loyal to Silco. I think that Vi and Caitlyn are the one team that goes after Jinx in that temple scene we see in the teaser (because that’s NOT the “finale fight” between the two, there’s NO way they’re showing that this early on) and I believe this for a few reasons: When Vi says “My sister is gone” the background looks like the temple and Vi really only holds that vulnerability in her eyes when talking to Caitlyn (See the bed scene from “Oil and Water”), and the last clip of Caitlyn we see she’s clearly in the temple as well, so I bet she’s probably backup for Vi in case thing’s get nasty. On the downside of this, there’s a still of Caitlyn that doesn’t show up in the trailer where she’s still in the temple, she’s lost her hat and her hair’s a mess and the cut on her lip is fresh. So Clearly this fight doesn’t go the way that they want it to, and that’s where Caitlyn gets the scar on her lip.

Now what happens After this? Ehhh it’s hard to say, mainly because I believe that they haven’t really shown us anything that has to do with the last episodes of the show. And to be honest even with a final trailer they’re probably gonna give us around Sept./Oct. they might only show scenes from up to ep 8 of the season (I only say this cuz that’s what they did for s1).

(Although my little shit of a brain DID say “what if the show Ends with Vi getting amnesia instead of it happening During the season?” soooo thx for That brain, that isn’t upsetting to think about AT ALL…)

So, yea just more speculations on what I think could possibly happen. Also, does anyone know what was said at the Annecy festival? That was supposed to happen today, right? Anyways, I’m out until my brain comes up with something else. Bye!

[amber-dragonfly]

AMBERRRRRR

GOD CARDINA AND MALLORY ARE THE GAYEST LESBIANS TO EVER LESBIAB

I am now obsessed of the idea of what if the White Mane met Cardina and Mallory and decided to accompany them, and it learned the value of life that way instead of whatever it’s going to do

Just imagine it joining the Yiga defectors and them becoming a part of the Yiga family

Maybe it even decides its name is a bird like name similar to all the Yiga squad, like imagine if it decided to name itself Talon to fit in with its new family

God Amber I have gone fucking feral for this fic I can’t

THE HIGHLAND SQUAD FLASHBACK

AMBERRRRR

GOD KOBB STILL HAS SO MUCH FUCKING TRAUMA IT JUST HASNT TOLD ANYONE ABOUT

Indishay and Naylan really just said “is it wrong to get homicidal tendencies”

Parry and Reng are really gonna get along I just know it

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

You'll see what I have planned for the white-mane >:3

All I'll say.......is that there's a reason it's going further and further south...

...it just doesn't know it, yet >:3

AND YEAAAAA I HAD TO INCLUDE TO HIGHLAND SQUAD AGAIN I MISS THEM SO MUCH

What really got me was when I was writing I purposely avoided name dropping all of the highlanders but I did everything I could to make them all recognizable with only one or two visual attributes

"plucky attitude with deep orange inner ears" = Amber

"angular face with eyes as sharp as steel" = Blade

"stockier and stouter than the average Bokoblin but with a warm fiery face" = Boom

"hands and feet tucked in tightly and meekly with eyes a beautiful light blue" = Frost

"distant and recluse, a little snaggletooth sticking out from its snout" = Fang

WHICH MAKES IT SO MUCH EMOTIONALLY DESTROYING BECAUSE LIKE,,,,,,they've become so distant from the story yet you can still feel the hole that they left

AAAUUUUUUGH I MISS THEMMMMMMM punching the ground and punching the ground and punching the ground

[manwiththemagic]

spn s1 ep2 "wendigo"

THATS RIGHTTTTT!! more notes for my lil rewatch thingy.. man I love this show 😭

i love the grimey lighting!! Like slay I can't see shit!!

You can almost always tell how lore based an episode will be based on what it starts with.. like it's starting with random men in woods + death so filler! A monster of the week kinda thing!!

Which also makes me wonder why when Sam and Dean were kids John would be on a hunt for weekssss. Like it can take Sam and Dean a couple of days man??

Why are these kids camping if they're just gonna be on their phones?? Most boomer writing ever. WHICH REMINDS ME DEAN IS GEN X BRO.. and jack is gen alpha😨

bro these guys are DUMB. *Friend screaming in woods* *mild concern*"uhhh brad? What's going on?" IDK A BEAR ATTACK?? GET UP FREAK.

a poca shell necklace?? makes sense. I'm glad these MFS are dying and being kidnapped.

ALSOOO wendigo?? Hannibal reference?? Jkjkjk... UNLESS? no jk..

dangit moving into emotional territory. GAHHHHH JESS ☹️. she deserved better tbh.

“i should have protected you.. should have told you the Truth..” BABY NOOOO!! you couldn't have known :(((

Oh shit it was a nightmare. Forgot he had those. Tbh Sam's visions were one of my favorite plots in the entire show!! up there with demon blood, creepifer, godstiel, hallucinations, and everything to do with Jack kline.

“another nightmare?” DAD DEAN WINCHESTER I TELL YA!!

“you want to drive for a bit?” he doesn't know how to help Sam so he's like "well driving my car makes ME happy sooooo—" and honestly? Good effort pal

“im fine” ARE YOU SAM? ARE YOU.

why are they acting like John will know what killed Jessica?? He doesn't know what killed Mary dude 💀 AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE'S MISSING. (it's because he's on the demons trail but still..)

"so black water ridge is ther—" “dude check out the size of this freaking bear!!” HELPPPP!! Dean stay on track man— HOLY SHIT THATS A BIG BEAR. NEVERRRRMINDDD.

sams side eyes LMAOOO. "Why is he talking about this bear??"

Ranger guy really just handed out private info to these random guys because they said they were some girls friends..

“why do we even need to talk to this girl???” Sam chill out 😭

“so maybe we can know what we're walking into before we walk into it???” LMAOOOO YOU TELL EM DEAN!!

Sam has had a complete character swap and I love it. He just wants to find John, and kill whatever killed Jess. And Dean is slightly tweaking bc Sam is acting SOOOO careless 😭

“since when are you all 'shoot first, ask questions later'??” “since now.” DEAN DON'T SMILE AT THAT. SAM IS NOT ACTING HEALTHY.. just because you act like that doesn't mean Sam should too lil bro 😭

WAIT HOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!! ON THE FAKE ID DEAN SHOWS THE GIRL IT SAYS SAMUEL COLT!! LIKE THE LEGEND. THE MAKER OF THEEE COLT GUN. THE MAKER OF THE TRAP TO THE GATE OF HELL IN S2/3 GAVNS HOKY SHITTTT!! REFERENCE!!

why is it that whenever Dean is about to 'hit it' or yk pull a women he looks at Sam with a smug smile. Like.. "look Sammy. She thinks I'm cool. Yeaaaaa women love me im SOOOOO awesome! 😼" If you were so cool you wouldn't be desperate for your little brothers validation.

codependent siblings meet codependent siblings.

“our parents are gone. It's just me two brothers and me, we keep pretty close tabs on each other..” Literally kid Sam and Dean core.

So this girl is all like "yea guess I'll see you out in the woods then. I'm gonna find em. I have too" and deans all like "I know how you feel.." DO YOU? who actually cares about John bro..

Nerd Sam finds shadows on bad video. Dean is wayyy to proud of him dude😭 it's honestly kinda sweet.

STOP HARASSING SAD OLD PEOPLE 😭😭 last episode with the guy with a dead wife and kids, this episode with a guy who saw his parents murdered and got mauled by a "grizzly bear" LIKE LEAVE THEM ALONE BRO😭😭

holy shit that scar is so bad. I'd cry.

“its corporal..” "stfu nerd what does that even mean??" "Its—" "blah blah, which means we can kill it! It's corporal." HE JUST SAID THAT DEAN..

sams kinda right.. it's dangerous for this girl to go with you, but deans also right.. she's gonna go no matter what.

LMAO COOL IT ON THE SASS SAM. “finding dad's not enough?? Now we gotta babysit too??” HELPPPP

Dean why are you looking so OKSY WITH THIS. Sam is clearly not right in the head bro😭 all he's thinking is "Sam's acting all tough like me 😼 kinda being a dick but we don't know these people so idrc"

“and your hiking in biker boots and jeans?” “well honey I don't do shorts 😒💅” HES SO ICONIC!!

this Roy guy is dumb. Like they're (in your perspective) rangers, they know what they're doing chill out. Obviously they know how dangerous the woods are??

and another one bites the dust.. RIP RANDOOOOO

dean finally met his snarky match.. “say uhh.. those critters ever hunt you back?” *gets yanked still.* “whatcha doing Roy?” *Roy picks up stick and disables bear trap.* “watch your step ‘ranger’”

OH MY GOD THE BROWN JACKET!! I miss the old wardrobe sm. Sam reminds me of a deer, no wonder Crowley calls him moose.

“your not rangers. Who the hell are you?” SHE CLOCKED THEMMM!! they've gotten caught twice in 2 episodes. C'mon guys. Your 2-0. losing. Or is it 0-2? Idk sports reference.

HOWEVER DON'T HATE THE DUFFLE BAG LADY. that stays for all 15 seasons. I think 😡

“besides it's probably the most honest I've ever been with a woman. ever..” HELP?? NOT A FLEX DUDE. you cannot convince me pre-series Dean had game. no way.

“what do you mean I didn't pack provisions?” THEN HE PULLS OUT A GIANT BAG OF M&M'S. ARE YOU FR??? HELSPSBSB

they are at the cords and... NOTHING. however there's no crickets so duh, obviously preds are around. Like animals not pedos. I CAN'T SPELL FAUCK

“you shouldnt go off by yourself..” “thats sweet. :)” ROY I LOVE YOU OLD MAN.

Also Ben (the kiddish brother of the girl) is listening to music in his earbuds the whole way and honestly? That's so real of him.

I love how Sam just follows dean around, ducking over his shoulder. It's kinda cute. I LOVE MY SONSS

I really don't remember much about the random man screaming but... yep they got their packs stolen. Tsk tsk tsk.

It's so obviously NOT A BEAR. bears don't commit kidnappings believe it or not!!

“so much for my gps and satellite phone :((” oh 2005, how I miss you.(I wasn't alive)

I really do like the old phones though tbh. No texting. (Even if there was, Dean probably couldn't figure it out back then)

“it wants to cut us off so we can't call for help..” “it? You mean someone. Some NUTJOB.” no Sam knows what he said Roy.

Sam dragging Dean away to speak in private omg. Dude I know these MFS are brothers, but they sneak around so much they act like a closeted gay couple. People on the road def thought that— HELL the entire bugs episode exists?? All the real estate agents were like "we sell to ALL types of people." And the second time they got hinted at being gay, Dean gave up and called Sam honey 💀💀

Finally they know what it is, even if Dean doesn't believe smarty pants sam.

sams right. These strangers?? Gotta go!!

“im trying to protect you.” “trying to protect me? I was hunting these woods when your mommy was still kissing you goodnight!” jokes on you HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOMMY!! hah! Take that!!

finally Dean talking to Sam. “no your not fine. I'm supposed to be the belligerent one, remember?” FINALLY.

“dads not here. Why are we still here?” valid point Sam! “this is why. (*Pulls out journal*)" NOOOOOOUHHHH. They treat it like it's the Bible. ITS NOT. “maybe dad wants us to take over where he left off. Saving people., hunting things. The family business.” dude. Sam is grieving over Jessica. Just let him grieve, kill the thing, and go back to law school 😭

“why doesn't dad just talk to us?” FR. I hate john.

Deans following orders, and Sam just wants to finish everything. It's kinda crazy how alike Sam and John are, but in different ways?? Idk.

Dean trying to comfort Sam but saying shit that doesn't help part 1!!

roy got nabbed. DUMBAHH

don't make Dean go into his backstory girl.. I know he looks like a pretty princess in leather but..

oh shit this IS an old show. They said 'Indian'. Which reminds me of in the bunker when Sam corrects Dean and says 'native American'. Idk if it's just because I was raised with hearing native American but calling them Indians is stupid. Like there can't be two?? And they just straight up AREN'T INDIAN?? but WTV..

ahhh yesssssssaaaa!! The cannibal lore of wendigos! reminds me of a certain gay phycologist? or uh.. wait what does he do.??? Physiatrist? WAIT—

okayyyy soooo fire? Cause wtfdym guns are useless?? damn when ARE guns useful.

why is Sam so smart. "Dawg the tracks? To obvious and clear it wants us to—"

HOLY SHIT ROY. we found him—yay???...

RUN BITCH RUNNNNNUUUUH

welp they lost Dean and Hailey.

No way the stupid product placement was actually important. Good job music kid!!

Also not part of the show but I found a pimple on my arm and YIKES the amount of puss— uh anyways..

*WARNING DO NOT ENTER* OMG let's go in here!!

like..

I mean yes they are probably in there but jesus.

okay now the boring plot.. blah blah save people, blah blah bad 2000's effects, blah blah.

Honestly the monster aspect of the monster show was kinda lacking in the first few episodes for me. I lLOVEEEE the monster stuff normally, don't get me wrong, but idk the action isn't peak rn, and we barely get to see the monster. :9

and Sam gets to drive baby!!! YIPPEE!!