#YEAAA I LOVE HIM

[kai-teaa]

goggles luff

[stinkypeanutbutter]

Have some Taylor !! I love her aoosois much she’s such a cutie patootie :33

[wiggly-round-worm]

Btw Wilbur not clearly communicating his boundaries with Gegg and expecting him to understand that he’s not wanted by sticking him in various closed off crevices while also ignoring Tallulah is shitty parenting and I’m a q!wilbur hater now. What kind of example are you setting for your daughter man get a hold of yourself.

[joltiion14]

Hii I love your art!!!

And you seem very cool so I wanted to ask about your oc Sinuous because I like him a lot he's neat (PLEASE give me his story or something about him he looks so COOL I'll explode)

....... OHHH MY GOLLY GOSH OK WAIT LET ME YAP...

ALSO THANK YOU RAGGHH IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY ART....

BASICALLY his lore is currently being constructed on in a sprunki rp server I'm apart of, so it's not completely finished yet but I will share with you some funny things about him that should be known right away....

basically, durple and oren are his parents (IT STARTED OFF AS A JOKE BUT UHH), and they both SUCKED at raising sinuous.. like ALOT. they did not raise him right, ESPECIALLY oren.. he was kind of s u p e r bad towards him, like abusive in a way, which resulted in sinuous growing up to be a very mentally unstable person. Not just because of Oren, but also because of Simon locking him in a room for a year to apparently "save him", Durple being absent alot, his NOW EX HUSBAND Harbor being an abusive PRICK!!! And Sinuous ACCIDENTALLY MURDERING 4 OUT OF THE 5 OF THEIR CHILDREN FROM A FATAL ANGER OUTBURST

this is harbor btw hi I hate him alot

a combination of all those things + being a demigod given a bunch of responsibilities (did I mention that there were gods, and that sinuous was one of them) kind of really stresses out and fucks up a person.

luckily, he's got this friend named Spirals who's actually really, really nice and kind to him, even after sinuous fucking up here and there. this is spirals btw hi

She understands everything Sinuous is going through, and is here to help him. unfortunately, sinuous is convinced that he doesn't need help and that he's perfectly fine... Truth be told, he is not, and he believes that everyone else who tells him this is just jealous that he's doing so "well". Regardless, Spirals still cares about Sinuous, and Sinuous cares about her too

also, another thing, his trauma resulted in some really not-so-fun thing happening where he begins to dissociate often, which hopefully shouldn't be a problem for him! riight?

AAAAAANYWAYS YEAH I'll let you theorize on what that last thing means... I left a few gaps here and there, but I'll also be dropping some bits of lore for sinuous every so often now that I know people are actually genuinely interested..... uh yea I love writing dark oc lore so uh YES GOODBYE

[rankoharuno]

ppl jus now realizing yukki is pretty two faced... i been saying this..

[loreh-mel]

✩Yeppie!!! Silly drawings of my au!!✩

{Lobotomy Wally}

[maddyshome]

ngl if this denji dude was real i’d be grossed out by him. so sorry but thats a problem. wish him a speedy recovery tho. 

[vanibear]

also trans riku is literally so fucking real

Fun Fact: the t and r’s in Dreameater actually stand for Riku Trans Real !

[mushroom-for-art]

Silly thing that like affects nothing but Proto suffers with colorblindness I've decided, specifically Tritanopia, may try to do a color example of normal vs his vision at some point.

Image downloaded from Google images as example ^

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙private, not a secret | MV1˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: max verstappen x wife!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established/secret relationship

warnings: very fluffy :))

summary: in which you and your husband like to keep things on the low so much so that none of his fans know about the family you have together

a/n: i luv this req tbh i lowkey luv writing kids in it's sooo cute im lowkey broody af atm too 😭 helllll

request!!!: Hi!! Could I request an smau with max where he has a secret family or something idk I just think it could be really cute !

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

my masterlist

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yourusername my beautiful life

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maxverstappen1 my girls

yourusername 💓

carlossainz55 god i look so cool

yourusername hahahhh yeaaa

carlossainz55 ???

yourusername nothing mate😄

yourbff aww i need to come see you guys

yourusername yes please omg 😧 alice said she misses her fav aunt !

only accounts that follow yourusername may see this post

messages ->

instagram ->

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 beach day

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user7 omg hi y/n

user8 YES A Y/N FEATURE

user9 omg he let her out of the basement

user10 💀

danielricciardo go off

maxverstappen1 yessss!!! whatever that means

user11 lol

charles_leclerc tell y/n we want her at the next race please

maxverstappen1 she will come if the babysitter is free 👍

*comment deleted by maxverstappen1*

maxverstappen1 she said she'll think about it 🧠

user12 WHAT

user13 Urmmmmmmm did you guys see the deleted comment

user14 do max & y/n have children?

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yourusername let's ignore max's deleted comment slip up shall we

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charles_leclerc i am sorry on his behalf y/n 🙏

yourusername hahah dont worry about it charlie

oscarpiastri get him on a time out asap

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yourbff aww the world deserves to know about little alice

yourusername they will soon we're keeping her childhood safe for now

maxverstappen1 you already know she's gonna come watch her dad race soon 😎

yourbff im sure she'll find that very fun max

yourusername hahah that's what i said

maxverstappen1 😒

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interview ->

transcript (sorry if it's hard to read😭) ->

there is always going to be rumours ahout my relationship considering we keep things to ourselves, neither of us find it necessary to comment on them very often. *laughs* i've never heard anyone say i'm hiding y/n, no. we have always been private but never ever a secret and that's how it will remain for the most part

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maxverstappen1 a small insight into our (family) life

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user21 NOOOO WAYYYYY

user22 this is so so so so precious

user23 omg i feel so honoured that this is being shared with us even tho it's only a small piece of their lives 🫶

user24 max being a girl dad JUST MAKES SENSE

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yourusername i love you!!

maxverstappen1 i love you more ❤️

user25 this is so special

charles_leclerc love you guys

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danielricciardo congratulations again bro you have a such a beautiful family

maxverstappen1 thank you daniel 😄

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yourusername this account will never go public gang dont worry!! especially because im pregnant again 🤫

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oscarpiastri omg congratulations y/n

maxverstappen1 and me?

oscarpiastri oh right yea sorry max forgot, congratulations mate

danielricciardo congratulations guys 🫶

liked by yourusername, maxverstappen1

charles_leclerc so so happy for you guys

yourusername ❤️❤️❤️

yourbff 🤰 ur glowing

yourusername i heart you

maxverstappen1 you are so beautiful

yourusername stop it you im blushing

maxverstappen1 i love making you blush

yourusername i love you

maxverstappen1 i love you my girl 💗

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THE END ❤️

[ham1lton]

The one time lando tried to soft launch secretyn everyone clowned him bc they said he was stealing images from Pinterest “yeaaa aint no way you bagged all of that”

He even decided to tell a journalist “yes i am in a happy relationship” and the grid was like “yes happy and imaginary** relationship”

author’s note: sorry i was so late responding. i wanted to make this into a mini smau. hope u enjoy <3

faceclaim: havana rose liu <3

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landonorris: happy anniversary to my best friend, my soulmate and the love of my life. i love you so much.

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user1: bro got an ai gf 🤦‍♂️

-> landonorris: FUCK OFF!!!!! NO I DIDN’T 😡

user2: he using pinterest pics 😭😭😭

-> landonorris: i took these thank you very much. in PERSON. because she’s my girlfriend. so i see her very often, in PERSON.

user3: she’s way too pretty for him like bffr

-> landonorris: i have charm 😋

-> user3: it’s spelt MONEY 😃

-> user10: it’s spelt CHATGPT PHOTO GENERATOR 😃

user4: how much is he paying you yourusername?

-> landonorris: i’m not paying her?? she’s real?? we’re in love.

user5: you can literally see where he got this from some hot girl’s ig. like bro it’s okay to be single 😭😭😭

-> landonorris: i’m not single??? she’s my gf??

oscarpiastri: see what happens when you huff too much car fumes guys. you start hallucinating shit. why do you think sebastianvettel supports environmentalism?

-> landonorris: STOP?!

georgerussell63: hi lando. check your dms please.

-> landonorris: my mental health won’t affect my driving hello?! my girlfriend is REAL.

-> georgerussell63: … why yes, of course she is 😃

user6: i believe you lando :)

-> landonorris: thank you!

-> user7: they also believe that zayn is the worst vocalist in one direction. really wouldn’t take their opinion seriously.

-> landonorris: FUCK!

user8: no way in hell.

-> user9: he kidnapped her. we need to free this woman from lando’s bitchless clutches.

-> landonorris: SHE HAS NOT BEEN KIDNAPPED.

-> user9: then why would SHE date YOU 🤨

-> landonorris: BECAUSE 😡

mclaren: we support your relationship lando! 🧡

-> landonorris: thank you mclaren admin 😁👍🏼

-> mclaren: so will she appear on a screen at your games? if she’s ai? just so we’re prepared. that’s all. i’ll pass it to our tech team.

-> landonorris: i’m moving teams.

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((yn sends in a anonymous message to ham1ltonshaderoom confirming that lando’s gf is in fact 100% ai just to see the reactions.))

[unitedhamilton]

Second Account

Summary: Your second Instagram account is very private, until it isn't.

A/N: Hello again!!! Here's another smau that I threw together in between classes. I hope you're all doing well!! Reblogs are always appreciated :) Enjoy lovelies!! 💜

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ynfinsta mood because I get a WHOLE MONTH with my pookie 💞

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lewishamilton this picture... really??

ynfinsta love you pookie lewishamilton yea yea you too 🙄

ynbestiefinsta what about seeing me????

ynfinsta you live in my skin. you don't count ynbestiefinsta fair

roscoelovescoco love you moms

fencer i knew i always liked you

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ynfinsta do we think lewis will let me tie him up?

lewishamilton WHY do you have to post this publicly?

ynfinsta because I love you and no one will ever see these lewishamilton you're lucky I love you

charles_leclerc text me for a roscoe and leo hang out

ynfinsta I will!!

ynbestiefinsta give me some cookies

ynfinsta ask Lewis where they went ynbestiefinsta lewis???? lewishamilton i didn't know the mailman was going to take ALL OF THEM when i offered him some

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ynfinsta my death is imminent

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lewishamilton stop joking about it

ynfinsta ok daddy 🛐 lewishamilton why do you do this to me? pierregasly yeaaa lewis lewishamilton don't encourage her

freyanightingale PLEASE send the first pic to me

ynfinsta anything for you mommy ynbestiefinsta are you ok? like genuinely ynfinsta i'm slaying it sister

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ynfinsta well since that you're all here... you have to unfollow me if you don't know where this picture came from

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lewishamilton I don't even know where this picture is from

ynfinsta see ya lewishamilton 😐

willne hey at least it isn't a picture of me this time

ynbestiefinsta i'll make sure you're next! landonorris good luck Will willne nobody loves you

mercedesamgf1 new profile pic

calfreezy what the fuck

[luvsupa]

tags: neighbour!nanami x fem!reader, fluff-ish, crack, reader is in mid 20s and nanami is mid 30s, readers obsessed with nanami w.c: 800

you peek through the blinds in your living room, squinting for a better view of your neighbour. a frown crosses your face as you notice a gathering of children and mothers around his front door, which is beautifully decorated for halloween. you watch as the mothers twirl their hair and giggle in unison, but you still can’t see what your neighbour is wearing. you feel like a creep, lurking behind the blinds just to catch a glimpse of the new guy.

your heart races when you finally spot nanami. damn, he looks incredible in his costume—a vampire. you’ve heard whispers about the mysterious man who just moved in, and even the married women have been known to stand outside early in the morning just to greet him.

“do i seriously have to dress up?” you retreat from the window as you hear your nephew whine while entering the living room. you burst into laughter at the sight of him squeezing into the ghostbusters costume he wore a few years ago- the sleeves barely reach his wrists.

“well, yes!” you reply, snapping photos of him as he glares with frustration. in one picture, he slightly raises his middle finger, and you gasp, realizing he’s picking up on your habits. oops.

“i’m too old for trick ‘r treating! i don’t even wanna stay here,” he grumbles, his temper flaring as you giggle at the photos and send them to your sister, his mom, just as he threatens to rip off the costume.

“can you just behave? i’m trying to meet the love of my life,” you say, putting your phone away to prevent him from ruining your plans.

“he doesn’t even know you exist, dummy.” your jaw drops at his bluntness, and he starts pointing at you, laughing like a little brat.

“tch, you’re laughing a bit too much for someone who lost his girlfriend to a stuffed animal,” you retort, laughter spilling from your lips as he shoots you a ‘really’ look.

“at least i was in a relationship! dunno about you, hag,” he fires back, leaving you choking on a laugh. seriously, who’s teaching this kid all this at twelve years old?

you don’t say anything as you pull him toward the front door, making him put on his shoes and grab his trick or treat bag before stepping outside. your gaze is fixed on nanami’s house, now swarming with kids and mothers.

i know why you mothers are here…

“ow, let go!” your nephew winces, pushing your hand away from his shoulder as you realize you’ve been gripping him too tightly. you both end up in a long line in front of his house because these mothers won’t leave! impatience gnaws at you- you just want a chance to see him.

finally, you reach the front of the line, and you scold your nephew to behave before giving him a gentle push toward the door.

“trick or treat.” he says in an unenthusiastic tone, while you stand behind him, practically buzzing with excitement. nanami steps outside with a fresh batch of candy, smiling at your nephew’s costume. when his hazel eyes shift to yours, your breath hitches.

he definitely wants me.

“your son is so adorable,” he says.

what?

oh hell no.

“son? n-no, he’s my nephew! he was dying to come to your house,” you stammer, and he chuckles, revealing his fake fangs.

“what? you forced me—” your nephew starts, but you quickly cover his mouth to prevent him from ruining everything, sharing a warm chuckle with nanami as you stand awkwardly on his doorstep.

“d-do you have any kids?” you ask, hoping he says no. your heart would shatter if he did.

“ahh, no, i don’t—though i do wish to have a family of my own someday,” he admits, and you nod, intrigued by his almost wistful tone.

“yeaaa, i want a family with you—of my own too!” you blurt out, instantly regretting your words as his smirk widens, and your eyes practically sparkle with embarrassment.

“she stalks you everyday,” your annoying nephew pipes up, and you feel your face heat up as you wish you could disappear. nanami quirks his brows in surprise, bursting into laughter, while you stand frozen, your eyes twitching. seriously, someone needs to watch for this kid.

“heh, she’s not the only one,” he replies, and you swear you must be dreaming. nanami quickly grabs something from inside his house, scribbles on a notepad, and attaches it to your nephew’s bag of candy before handing the candy directly to you.

you’re so starstruck you can’t move as your nephew tugs on your arm, dragging you away while the interaction feels surreal. you walk past the mothers, who scoff at you, and hear him wish the two of you a happy halloween.

you glance down at the notepad he gave you:

I’ll be waiting for your call, stalker

nanami kento

you gasp, noticing his phone number written beneath it. you just bagged the hottest man alive and these mothers didn’t.

“you two are a buncha freaks,” your nephew comments as he pulls you back toward your house. honestly, you don’t care—you’re just so thrilled that you’re the one he chose.

[imfinereallyy]

“The demon is back.” Eddie pokes into Steve’s side to wake him up.

“Babe, please go back to sleep.” Steve shoves his face into the pillow, making his voice muffled.

“Steeeeve.” Eddie whines, “It’s really there I swear this time. And I locked the door so I know it’s the demon again. Nothing else can get inside.”

“Eddie.” Steve squishes his face even deeper into the mattress. “You do this at least once a week. I love you; I do. But I never look because there is no demon. And every morning, you wake up fine. So please, go back to sleep.”

“What if I promise never to mention it again if it’s not really there? Will you look then?” This time Eddie’s voice wavers, his actual terror showing.

Steve sighs and shifts his head to look at Eddie, “This is really freaking you out, huh?” He says it kindly. Steve can tell this is serious to Eddie. So even if he doesn’t believe it, Eddie does. And what’s important to Eddie is important to Steve.

Eddie nods back furiously.

“Okay, I’ll look.” Steve shifts his head towards the other side, where the chair by the window sits. There, sitting in that corner is a dark shadowy figure. “Oh.”

“See! I told you! Demon! Oh god, it’s gonna get us.” Eddie throws his hands up. Even though he’s terrified, he’s accepted defeat.

“No.” Steve says calmly. “It’s just El.”

Eddie pauses his rant, “What?”

“It’s just El. In the corner. She does that sometimes, watches people she cares about until she falls asleep. To make sure they’re safe.” Steve looks at Eddie.

“The door was locked! How are you so calm about one of the kids just watching us at night?”

“Honey, she has mind powers. I don’t think a flimsy lock from Home Depot is going to stop her.” Steve deadpans before shrugging, “And it’s El. She could ask me to kill a man, and I probably wouldn’t even ask questions.”

“What if she asked you to kill me?”

“I’d be conflicted.”

“I want to be mad, but honestly I think I’d hand you the knife.” Eddie sighs, looking down at Steve.

Steve scoffs, “Don’t be ridiculous. I wouldn’t stab you. I’d obviously sneak some kind of poison into your honeycombs. Way less messy.”

Eddie goes back to nearly shouting, “Why have you thought about this?!”

“Honestly, I have a lot of intrusive thoughts. I just don’t speak them out loud.”

Despite the fact they are actively talking about his murder, Eddie can’t help but get all gooey with Steve in their bed. “Is this why you don’t get mad when I think aloud? Another reason why you just get me. Adding that tally to the ‘why we are great together’ column.”

“Yes, we’re pretty amazing. Can we go back to sleep now?” Steve smiles.

“Yes—wait, no.” Eddie corrects himself, getting himself back on track. He loves this man, but he is a sneaky little minx. “Why did El never say anything? I mean, this is not the first time I accused her of being a demon. Hell, we’ve been talking for literally five minutes, and she still hasn’t said anything. Also, what if she walked in on us doing, ya know, adult stuff?” Eddie blushes at the end. He’s acting like he hasn’t been whispering way worse things in Steve’s ear every night.

“First off, she won’t walk in on that. Apparently Max taught her about happy screams a long time ago.”

“Gross.”

“Yeaaa. Second, I’m pretty sure she’s asleep right now.”

Huh, now that Eddie thinks about it, he does hear soft little snores. Which is weird since neither he nor Steve snores, and they are both, ya know, awake.

“And I don’t think El speaking in a dark corner would have helped your fears. Like imagine just hear her soft “Hello” at 2 a.m.” Steve raises an eyebrow.

“I—okay I got nothing.”

“Fantastic can we go back to sleep now?”

Eddie gives one last shout, “You’re not going to stop her?”

“Are you going to tell her no? And make her worry?”

Eddie slinks down into the covers, “...no.”

“That’s what I thought.”

Eddie curves his body into Steve’s, seeking him out. Steve wraps his arms around Eddie, securing him to his chest. “Thank you for indulging me.”

Steve hums. “Anything for you baby. I love you.”

“I love you too.” Eddie kisses Steve lightly.

“I love you both as well.” El’s voice suddenly speaks into the silent room.

“Jesus Christ!” Eddie screams.

Steve can’t help the giggles that come out of him. He tries to smother them into Eddie’s shoulder.

Eddie can’t find it in himself to be mad.

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some people seemed interested in more el + Steve sibling energy. And they are a sibling-like duo I love. So here’s a little something but more steddie involved. I think all three of their relationship would be very sweet. Both Eddie and Steve would protect el. I hope you enjoyed :)

[winewinebloodwine]

[Chuuya smiles bitterly against his chest. His lips are cracked and bloody, and tremble with sobs supressed. His tears continue. He doesn't want to talk- to explain himself. He tries for a final time anyways] Foxglove. Volkamenia- black mulberry.

[Quieter still he murmers,] Major convolvus- purple lilacs. Arbor vitæ.

[Chuuya hums a bit, still mostly focused on trying to breath. He nods though, absently agreeing. He tilted his head a bit, seeming to be silently wondering if dazai had gotten it all or not, before sighing a bit. His grip around Dazais wrist is iron strong, if a bit loose.]

[@long-death-dazai contining the other one here!]

[aemndxx]

would rafe be into his girl taking charge in the bedroom? 🤔

𝓇.cameron. ┆ make daddy proud.

◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒ jus' tryna get thru these lil request(s) while i'm high as shit right now . <3

mmmm.... absolutely not, rafe's not into that shit at all, and if you ever even attempted to try or just play 'round with him, he'd get so pissed off and would most likely punish you by not letting you cum on his cock like you always do—little princess that you're—tho trust me, it's just as tortuous, if not more tortuous for rafe too cause he loves when he's feeling his girl's tight, drenched little pussy quivering and fluttering around him while he's pounding your shit into his bed at tannyhill... a typical tuesday night. <3

"oh? yea? you − you wanna try that shit again, baby?" he taunts gruffly, reaching down and slapping your aching, needy clit repeatedly, more harsher with each slap given before. "i can't hear you, little fuckin' whore," he snarls, ploughing into your drooling cunt with sharp, frantic movements of his hips, reaching up to pinch and pluck at both of your swollen, puffy little nipples, smirking when you try to squirm away from his rough touch.

meanwhile, rafe was panting heavily, huffing as electricity shot down his spine, making his abs clench every time he thrusted back inside of you faster, faster, faster—his lust-blown eyes flickering back and forth between watching as your gorgeous, perky tits continued bouncing wildly with each brutal thrust of his, only to then look back down to where his cock kept repeatedly fucking into you, drilling into you at breakneck speed, over and over and over again.

"n-no, no daddy! p-please, please… i'm.. 'm sorry, dad," you wail femininely, sounding so sweet and deliriously fucked out, before you eventually let out a high-pitched squeal, feeling your boyfriend's calloused fingertips rub quick, nearly painful circles around your swollen, throbbing nub, feeling your creamy juices dripping down to his heavy balls, coating his cock entirely like the needy little slut that you are.

"yeaaa, that's right, baby… isn't it? you gon' be dad's good girl from now on, no more misbehaving, hm?" rafe coos meanly, a breathless, manic chuckle escaping him as he feels his cock begin spurting his seed into your guts, filling you up with his hot, scorching load. "mhmm, yea—take that shit like a good girl."