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if there are hints or subtext of batman and the batfam in the upcoming clayface movie made by mike flanagan i will die happy.

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idk about yall but i loved melania's outfit with the hat and all. very mystique. dont care about her dumb and fugly husband

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Jason Todd with his goons:

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no seriously. if i saw a bat vigilante on daylight im shitting my pants. same with superman. like how bad is it that superman is here bro better runnn

things that make Gotham criminals say “oh shit”:

Batman showing up to the hideout and not asking any questions

Nightwing cracking his escrima sticks together with 0 witty banter or foreplay

Red Hood when his hands are shaking

Injured Robin and Batman known to be in near proximity 

Any sightings of Batman on Robin II’s death anniversary

Superman in Gotham without an escort

Batman speeding through the Narrows on a motorcycle and not the Batmobile

Red Hood abandoning his guns and throwing punches instead

Robin fighting with a sword and 0 supervision

Jim Gordon trying to quit cigarettes for the 19th time on the night shift

Any captured Batkid too injured/tired/frightened to taunt the responsible criminals

Batman bleeding and/or missing any major parts of his armor

Any Bat vigilante other than Duke outside during daylight hours

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Jason, reading a newspaper: "Holy shit. Lex Luthor's name is Alexander? I had no idea..."

Tim: "What, you thought his parents just named him Lex?"

Jason, shrugging: "Well, yeah. Parents are always calling their kids dumb shit. Look at Dick."

Tim: "...You know Dick is short for Richard, right?"

Jason, setting his paper down: "What."

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Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

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no but fr. dont twist it tho. dick is the one who is much more empathic and understanding to bruce so if they fight its serious

Your honor, I see no lies here.

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alfred, the more and more he observes bruce’s dating habits: sigh, why couldn’t you just settle down with a nice christian girl your age

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Hal, after talking to Clark in the elevator: You know I'm starting to think these bitches might be in love.

Hal being COMPLETELY unbothered while Superbat is spiraling and trying to give them space but also trying to figure out what the fuck is going on without Prying is sending me.

Things Hal has noticed in the last few weeks:

Nonstop red burning eyes from Clark with zero explanation

Bruce (voluntarily??) went on a last minute deep space mission with him

Broken/out of order elevator near the Founders hall

The wall in front of the medical wing is completely smashed, like someone hit it hard

The same elevator by the Founders hall has shiny, fancy replacement buttons and a brand new camera

Clark’s eyes are no longer burning but now he’s apologizing??

Bruce isn’t responding to his “you up?” texts anymore

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"why do you think batman is funny"

me:

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no but fr what if we get the superman cartoon treatment of batman? like he appears as bruce wayne at first and he is literally rizzing lois lane and subtlety roasting superman as he originally did?

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IMAGINE. now yall imagine if they adapted the superman cartoon where bruce basically is a rizz king who seduced lois lane just to mess with superman.

imagine if they had the gall

BRUCE + LOIS aligned aesthetics ( aka obviously Clark has a type. ) ─ requested by Anon.

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im not a snyder diehard fan (his cut was much better than the JL we got in cinema i will give him that much) but alfred was an ABSOLUTE BLAST. truly loved him in batman v superman & justice league. they at least got alfred RIGHT as a sassy old man that roasts bruce for a living.

if they DON'T get this right in the future im gonna give them a 1 star rating no matter how great the plot is. idc

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the issue with affleck's batman is that he kills. that's it, that's all. if they had better writers, i stand by my opinion that affleck would not be a bad batman/bruce wayne. in fact i think he would have been better than christian bale. manner wise, i can see bruce AND batman.

so no, i dont think the casting was ever a problem for the old dceu justice league. gadot was a believable wonder woman, cavill was great as superman, i loved ray fisher as cyborg. emm jason momoa as aquaman was meh, not because it was a bad interpretation, it was wasnt really aquaman from comics.

the writing just SUCKED.

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i fear you're onto something here

With the casting of David Krumholtz and Emily Beecham as Supergirl's parents, this is the perfect time to talk about a thought that's been floating around my head the last 24 hours: It's a stroke of brilliance to not show the destruction of Krypton in the new Superman movie and to instead save it for the Supergirl movie immediately after. Like Martha and Thomas Wayne's murder in a Batman movie, the destruction of Krypton has been rehashed enough times for the audience to not need to see it again for a while. But doing it in a Supergirl movie changes our perspective of it and recontextualizes the catastrophe. Clark's perspective of the event is that of a baby sent down the galactic river by his parents (Moses imagery) and filmmakers often end up padding from there (Zack Snyder's Krypton sequence is 20 minutes and might as well be its own short film). But Kara was cognitive and fully experienced the destruction of her planet.

If you haven't read Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (which is the series the movie is based on and I highly recommend), Kara is a teenage girl when Krypton is destroyed. She watches as the streets of her city go up in flames, witnesses people die in the explosions. But Argo, the capitol city and Kara's home, survives the wreckage and floats out in space. What luck! Her father, being a prominent scientist, does everything he can to keep the city thriving, but wait! A disease pops up as a result of the destruction and begins killing everyone left. So not only is Supergirl traumatized by the destruction of her planet and the loss of her friends and neighbors and mother, but she then has to watch the rest of its survivors slowly die of disease until her father makes the hard choice to send her away on the space ship he manages to build for her.

We have spent years watching Clark being sent off in the final moments of Krypton, but imagine how devastating and heart-wrenching it's going to be from Kara's perspective, losing a home and culture and memories in a different way than Clark. We learn about Krypton through Clark with him as our stand-in. But through Kara, we experience Krypton.

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been reading comics all day. these two are normal about each other.

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Me: sees major plot from Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League leaked: “it can’t be THAT BAD.”

The truth: