#YAYYYY MY GUY !!! MY INSANE GUY !!!!!

[woolying]

the artist curse of being bad at drawing ur favorite characters

alternatively called: dont mess with xanmin fans there are like two of us

[cottageleaves]

The cherry twins!!!1!!! (they're prolly like 12 or sumthin)

[sleepingfancies]

👕5 🌤3, 4 🤝7, 12, 17 💓6 for raphael??????? mayhaps????

HEH >=3 you've activated my trap card (talking abt my ocs for too long)

👕5. What are your characters opinions on scars?

A stupidly nuanced answer for a straightforward question, but that's just how Raphael is. For the most part, scars are flaws to him; signs of carelessness or recklessness. Scars from things like cat scratches, tripping on uneven ground and skinning a knee, blisters from repetitive motion - things a person can "control," he scoffs at. To Raphael, they should have either known their limits or simply been better at what they were doing. Purely accidental or surgical scars he's far more understanding about, and is even curious about them. He likes hearing the stories behind their existence, because it gives him greater understanding of the person. Scars on himself, though? He can't stand them. Even surgical scars he would hate vehemently. Permanent signs of his own mediocrity, in his perspective. They'd drive him insane. He'd do anything to cover them up or get rid of them. He'd be embarrassed by them, he would want no one to see them. Raphael would probably avoid something like surgery for as long as possible if he knew it would give him a scar.

🌤️3. What season would your character say they're most similar to?

Summer babyyyyy. The heat, the blazing sunlight, the rapid weather changes, the inevitability of it all. Summer is a strong hand grabbing you by the shoulder and saying "don't ignore me," and that's exactly who Raphael is. Summer storms are intense albeit short-lived, much like his own temper flares. Summer days are bright and warm, summer nights are gentle and lively. He identifies with all of these things! Frankly, he does know himself well enough to know he is as unpredictable and attention-demanding (and hot, in his not-so-humble opinion) as summer, anyway.

🌤️4. Is there a natural phenomenon that scares your character?

Raphael is not at all keen on tornadoes. Teothe is a relatively flat and low-lying country, with the coast to the east, the Nattenheim mountain border to the west, and the massive expanse of the Arboretum to the south. Because of its topogrophy, Teothe is extremely susceptible to tornado formation during summer thunderstorms. The idea that wind alone could destroy his home, kill his family, and overall destroy his life really scares Raphael quite a lot. Living away from home, when tornadoes do occur, he is in a constant state of worry and fear until he knows his siblings are alright (which, given how far away he is, could take weeks).

🤝7. Who is your character most honest with?

Again, a weirdly nuanced answer, because tbh Raphael has different definitions of "honest" when it comes to himself. Truthfully Raphael really only has three close friends, Mirabelle, Alizee, and Conall. Mirabelle is a coworker of his, and one of the few people who's seen Raphael at some serious low points. Mirabelle is the most acquainted with his worst impulses and behaviors. She knows how destructive he can get, and he's most honest with her about those tendencies. Alizee is Raphael's immediate younger sibling, and she knows how complicated his relationship can get with their family. She knows that he's different when he's at home, and she knows why things are tense between him and their mother. Raphael's most honest with her about the pressure of being an eldest sibling and what his childhood was like before her. Conall is (initially) a complete stranger, who has no clue who "Rikke the Savior"/"Rikke the Traitor" is, who barely speaks Teothean, and is mostly just deeply distressed that Teothean trees and spiders can't speak. Conall has no context for half the things that make Raphael want to gnaw on plastic. It takes a little time (but faster than Raphael would've expected), but Raphael becomes honest about a lot of his identity struggles with Conall. Although Conall doesn't know who Rikke is, he can relate to Raphael's general problem, since his own mother is quite the meance back in the Arboretum. So Mirabelle, Alizee, and Conall are all recipients of Raphael's honesty in their own unique ways. There is no one person whom Raphael trusts with being honest about every aspect of himself, though.

🤝12. How would your character react to being put in a position of leadership?

It's not ideal! He would much rather be a follower, since he's been the leader of his siblings for most of his life as it is. Stress would weigh down on him pretty hard. He also wouldn't want to be "threatened" with a leadership position forever (again). If he was put in a position where his leadership was indefinite, he wouldn't be able to separate leadership from his place as an eldest sibling. His leadership would turn condescending and far too familiar, and he'd likely receive pushback until he either snapped or simply quit. If a leadership position is being granted to him as a reward or as recognition, he'll accept it quicker than if it's because he's actually qualified to lead. He does occasionally place himself in leadership positions voluntarily, if he feels like the original leader isn't doing their job right/well anymore. Raphael is what you might call an "emergency leader." He'll follow until things start going chaotic or horribly wrong, and then he'll step in and start guiding, even though he doesn't actually want to be the leader. He usually has some choice words for failed leaders.

🤝17. How well does your character work with others?

Generally Raphael doesn't work well with others. To the above point, he has absolutely no patience for incompetence at work. Raphael will openly question methods and behaviors, challenge ideas, and argue strategic plans. His superiors at his job have all but removed him from fieldwork and reconaissance entirely, because he cannot help becoming combative if he feels his coworkers are being stupid, inefficient, or uncertain. It's a combination of his eldest sibling instincts and prioritizing how he does things, for better or worse. He's confident in his own personal ability to charmingly disarm others, so he finds more abrasive and blunt methods of talking to others irritating and unnecessary. He doesn't account well for how other people might operate, simply believing their ways of doing things aren't as good as his. He works best by himself, or with a small group of excellent communicators (which most of his coworkers are not).

💓6. How well does your character act under pressure?

Raphael functions well enough on the surface under pressure - he makes a good show of not being impacted by pressure at all, appearing very flippant and nonchalant. But in actuality the fear of failure is stifling. If he fails in general he kicks himself something fierce, but to fail under pressure, when expectations are high? When people trust him to do good work and succeed? Failing simply isn't an option. If he failed in front of others while under pressure, their disappointment would be so palpable he'd fly off the handle at the next person who asked anything of him. He never wants to be known as the guy who fumbled when it mattered most.

[sleepygaymerdisease]

does henry know that henricus can turn into that cat or is it a secret

thats a good question. it's a secret for like, 2 years (the reason for henri keeping this a secret is a long story LOL) but henry eventually does find out and he thinks its like the most awesome thing ever. because like, henry likes the idea of animals but he is very nervous all the time and doesnt know how to interact with them and he worries that they wont understand him. which is normally true (sad) but henricus going cat mode means that he can get used to the idea of a cat in his house. and henricus trusts henry a lot so he will tenatively accept pets.

[moonshynecybin]

obviously Vale & Luca should never be separated at the 100km dei Campioni (tradition™️) but what if just one time we got Marc & Vale to team up (maybe FCO AU post wedding or something)

the absolute looney tunes level hijinks the academy boys would put on to prevent that from happening. like this is fun this is a game this is a vibe. sure. BUT. this is also a competition, and notably noneeeeee of these guys are normal about competition. in fact being weird about winning is the linchpin of their livelihoods and the narrative arc of their entire lives... remember that karting day the academy did last year where bezz (injured, naked lady shirt on) ratted everyone out for showing up to the track and immediately thinking of WEIGHT STRATEGIES ? so rosquez are like yayyyy i get to compete WITH the love of my life most talented man ever twin flame and the onlyyy bitch i ever rated yayyy (smiling happy confident when they show up. but. crucially. absolutely psycho killer strategy meeting the night before. sweaty naked pillow talk post sex but absolutely STONE FACED. brow furrowed, drawing diagrams on skin, analyzing bezz's weakness on corner entry and pecco's straight-line breaking its INSANE. it is serious 2 them.) and the academy kids (idolize vale, comically intimidated by marc's talent) are like. that is NAWTTTTT ALLOWED THAT IS CHEATINGGGGGG which marc and vale of course love and enjoy because they know that they are talented and loveeeee to be told as such. fr marc was at the ranch one day in 2014 and set a new lap record imagine if he teamed up with vale to absolutely terrorize those children. and by children i mean adult men who are like 4 years younger than him

[gaylordscooter]

Masterpost (wow finally) for my fics

(some of the following fics were written out of order but i'm ordering them properly here)

Also including fanart other people have done for my fics, as well as my designs for these guys

The Bad Sanses Fics:

Say Goodbye to Your Name

Can You Really Call This An Icebreaker We Already Know Each Other Because We're All The Same Person (not actually)

i just wanted some fucking clothes why is there a parasite manning the cash register

Our Landlord that we Pay in Fear (collect my pages)

Nightmare('s) Blunt Rotation [unnamed drabble related to it]

I'll Catch You When You Hit Rock Bottom

Don't Bring a Papyrus to the Castle are you Insane

Direct Hit Through the Soul

One Year of This So-Called Hell [Star Sanses Interlude: Tipping the Balance]

Where Fate Leads Us

Getting Lost in Yourself

You're at the Party

Oizys

In Too Deep

Star Sanses Fics:

The Ghost Pointed at Me

Note This Down So I Don't Forget

Blue's (totally not diary) log:

Error (Page 1)

ENTRY HELP

Murder Trio

Blue

Nightmare

Dream

Ink

Cross and XChara

Hearts

Blazar

entry number ???

Fresh

Misc Fics:

Unnamed Ficlet where Error finds out about Ink's soullessness

Fridge (fanart drawn by other people for my fics. my own art can be found in the #utmv tag):

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/744215905551220737?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/745315444096892928?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/747692369150967808?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/gaylordscooter/748239802511572992/yayyyy-thank-youu?source=share

Additional thang (refs for my designs that I write in mind of):

Blue: 1 2 3 (don't mind the mettaton i haven't gotten to writing him yet whoopsie)

Ink: 1

Cross: 1

Fresh: 1

Nightmare and Dream: 1 2 3

Murder Time Trio: 1 2 3 Post-Where Fate Leads Us outfits

[lynn-tged-posting]

tged webtoon ep 154 spoilers n thoughts n all that yeah

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HE DID THE THING HE DID THE >:3 THING YESS YAYYYY YAYAYAYAYY HAHAHAHAA

GOD HES SO FUCKING SILLY WAHAHAHA

jesus christ running from the cops every which way LMAO i really like their faces here javier w exasperation and lloyd just. being him

AND THE UGLY COSPLAYER BIT WHAT 😭 HELP LOL?? i guess cosplayers walking around isnt really a common thing in korea idk i feel like. they didnt really commit an offense until lloyd tried bribing that cop guy lol

like it makes me think back to dkc and how michael and the other guy (I FORGOT HIS NAME SORRY) went to seoul for a bit and kind of caused several accidents and i feel like that fits better w getting the cops attention compared to,,, rummaging thru trash? but also i am not familiar w korea's police system! nor do i know their policies on foreigners n whatnot so who am i to say yknow

i also really really wish that besides the cop chasing, we got to see a lil bit more of javier's reaction to seoul and its citizens, the clothing and the culture and how the buildings look, what does he think of them? whats his feelings on an environment so dissimilar to his own, and does he notice anything abt it that reminds him of lloyd and his sudden acquisition of all his knowledge? maybe theres more of that in the webnovel,,, itll be a while before i get there tho unfortunately

anyways thoughts aside more reacting

UUUAGHHHH JAVIER NOTICING EVERY SINGLE TIME LLOYD APPEARS SICK OR UNWELL BUT LLOYD BRUSHING IT OFF. EXPLODES INTO TEN BILLION PIECES. AAGHH AAGHHHH AAGHH screaming crying god that engineer needs a god damn hug

also them in civilian clothes! they look so dorky lmao the hats r super cute tho AND I REALLY LIKE THAT JAVIER HAS GLASSES THATS SO SILLY how can he see though wouldn't it be like vaguely blurry . most glasses are prescription,,, tho they did find this stuff discarded so maybe theyre just,,, decorative??? do people still wear decorative glasses???

i have more thoughts on their attire but it coincides with some thoughts i have for the latter half of this ep so i'll bring it up then!

THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EPISODE THE MOUNTAIN TRAIL AAGHHH AAAHHH

i started tearing up oh my FUCKING god i feel so insane ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh my heart ohhghhh

trying to keep his bluff up all the way through even though he's visibly struggling im gonna throw up im gonna throw up

most if not all the panels in this latter half of the episode make me feel like this so i'll try not to be repetitive and jump straight into my thoughts LMAO

i think the way lloyd is drawn in these panels is really, REALLY well done, and not in just an "oh the art looks good" kind of way, but the choices they make with the posing and the camera angle makes me feel insane

because the moment we cut to the shot where they're on the trail, we do not see lloyd's entire face at ALL. the most we see is his nose and mouth, and that makes my heart squirm like a motherfucker, because who else did we see that way in the webtoon?

kim suho, all the way at the beginning.

we don't actually get to know suho's face until way, way later in the webtoon adaptation, which is once he's way more secure in his position as lloyd frontera

so seeing this,,, it's like we're thrown back to then, it's like LLOYD is thrown back to then, back to when he was just suho kim; someone who thought of himself as nothing, as someone who just couldn't function correctly in this world, and god does my heart ache

and lloyd right now feels it too, the anxieties he once had coming right back. and i think that makes the clothing choices for lloyd specifically really impactful too, specifically upper body

the blue poloshirt is eerily reminiscent of the blue tracksuit suho used to wear, and it's the layer underneath a green jacket with a collar similar to lloyd's usual coat. it's like a reminder to the reader that once upon a time, he was just suho wearing lloyd's mask in a strange, new world. i think this experience is a reminder of that to suho, too,,,

also, the bucket hat is able to cover most if not all of his hair. in some of these panels, you can't even tell that it's lloyd underneath. it might not be the same body, with the way the camera is positioned, especially with some of them being from javier's point of view, it's like,,, "who is speaking right now? the face of lloyd frontera, or the heart of suho kim?"

and in the middle of this, we hear javier speak and ask suho if he hated his behavior, blamed himself for his anxieties, and only then do we get to see one of his eyes, but just one.

idk if the timing of this is intentional (i dont know if ANY of this direction is intentional) but id like to think that javier responding in search of clarification (rather than responding in silence or in disgust) helped suho be a little more inclined to opening up and being honest with who he was in this world. i really really like that

AND THIS ARGHHH ARGHHH AAAHHHHH ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR LIKE A PILLBUG HAVING A SEIZURE AGHHHH

it makes it so so telling that he's the type to live for others, he always has been, to the point of being a workaholic. a quiet, good kid, trying to make amends for the struggles he has by burdening himself with the responsibility of protecting his parents names, of protecting the people he loved. he's done that since the beginning and he keeps doing that over and over and over, both here on earth and there in lorasia.

it makes me so upset (in a character drive way! not in a "this is bad" way) that he thinks of himself as nothing without this responsibility, when this ability to move forward and endure and fight for people is something beautiful in and of itself. it's not every day that you meet people like this, selfless and hardworking and tenacious to their core. back then he encapsulated his identity based on his inability to function in a world that requires social and physical interaction - something that isn't his fault! - and while he was able to move past that in lorasia, he was thrown back to this encapsulation once in seoul. he started to think of himself as "suho in lloyd's body" again, instead of "i am lloyd frontera" as he said before his "bluff" failed. MY HEART HURTS.

and i think that's why javier's concluding note, that in the knights eyes he is just the same person, is so impactful too.

because javier doesn't see lloyd based on his anxiety. he sees him for who he is. someone who protects the people he cares about. someone who is brilliantly cunning, quick on his feet, rational and brave and tenacious tenacious tenacious. for all the things suho admitted to javier, these truths haven't changed for the knight. he's the same person.

javier sees a guardian. javier sees kim suho.

AND THAT is what gets suho to his feet and we finally see his full face again. AND OOHHHH THE LOOKS THEY GIVE EACH OTHER AGHHHH AHHH

the marks of tears streaked on his face but he's smiling with so much renewed energy and javier softly smiling back IM GONNA THROW UPPPP THESE TWO MEAN THE WORLD TO MEEEE AHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHH

exploding. exploding. exploding. exploding. exploding.

anyway that's all (for now. if you see me on twitter i might still be agonizing over this /pos) i will SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! i hope we get a cool view from namsan tower and javier reacting to that that'd be nice :3 ANYWAYS BYE

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

I wrote orv fanfic instead of studying for my final exam yayyyy

Description:

Kim Dokja, adopted son of Hades and Persephone, and an official Demon King, is on the run from his own parents... and the entire underworld.

They mostly let him play, but if he slips up then it's back to the underworld with him. Join him and his adventures in the Empire, whose prince is extremely handsome and popular, and also incredibly irritated at the magic wielding pretty-boy that is stirring up trouble with his very presence. Traveling scholar his ass, this guy is just a pain in one! And why is everyone that joins his group incredibly loyal?

Kim Dokja, adopted son, might have accidentally started adopting some children of his own. Now he's starting to get worried he won't be able to go anywhere without these people following his every move.

I'm going insane from sleep deprivation

Don't read this if you expect yjh to be there. He's for a later chapter. First we need a set up.

[darkeralmond]

can we have a mackie smut where you have to be quiet but aren’t at the lake house???

AHH TY FOR THE REQUEST!! ILY!!

5 Minutes

Mackie Samoskevich x fem! Reader

synopsis: the boys have always had a tradition of going out to eat with their girlfriends after their games. you and mackie always experiment sexually, but tonight mackie wanted to try something more risky.

warning: 18+, smut, public sex, sex toy

word count: 1.1k

a/n: i love my hockey men also NBA DRAFT IS TODAY YAYYYY!!! SO EXCITED!!

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It was always a post-game tradition to go out to eat with the team and their girlfriends. Especially after a win. The guys will drag their girlfriends to a nice place to eat in order to treat them and themselves.

You, as Mackie’s girlfriend, have been participating in the post-game dinners for almost 2 years. You and Mackie tried not to be one of those PDA couples that would always be stacked on top of each other in any public space. Sometimes it was hard due to how irresistible he was. Every now and then you two would sneak off to either make out or have a quick session in the car. This time, Mackie had a risky idea that could warrant you two getting caught if you weren’t careful.

You recently ordered a pair of bluetooth vibrating panties online which had an app to go with them. Mackie had the app installed on his phone and would use it to pleasure you whether you two were in the car or just sitting on the couch. But using them in a public space with all of his friends was even crazier.

The team was spread out throughout the restaurant since there were so many of you. The booth you and Mackie sat at consisted of Ethan, Mark and his girlfriend, Luke, Dylan, Seamus and his girlfriend.

The boys were loud when recapping their game, they were obviously excited about the massive win against Boston. When the guys got involved with each other, Mackie pulled out his phone and pulled up the app.

He was at the end of the booth and he hid his phone under the table to avoid anyone else seeing it. You felt the vibration in your panties, a small gasp escaping your lips.

Mackie turned off his phone without even glancing over at you and slid it in his pocket. He made eye contact with his teammates while smiling and laughing.

Ethan noticed your weird behavior and furrowed his eyebrows. He looked over at you and frowned, “Y/N, you good?”

Mackie looked over at you with a smirk, obviously excited to see your answer. “Yeah, I’m fine,” you flashed a false smile. The waitress finally brought your guys’ drinks, so you instantly took a sip to maybe wash down the moans caught in your throat.

Mackie winked at you before looking back down at his phone. He turned the setting up one more level. There was a faint humming heard from your panties, but luckily everyone else was loud enough to tune it out.

You closed your eyes and looked down at your lap. You bit your bottom lip in order to hold back your whines. Mackie leaned in close to your ear and whispered, “Stay quiet so we don’t get caught.” His breath brushed against your neck causing the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up. ��Every time you make a noise, I raise the setting by one.”

You nodded your head and looked back up at the rest of the group. Everyone seemed to be engrossed in conversation. They didn’t pay attention to how much you were struggling or the sound of your panties humming.

The vibrations against your clit shocked pleasure through your body. You tried to ignore it, but the sensation was driving you insane. The vibration got more intense, the hum became more pronounced. This was unbearable.

Your heart began to pick up speed. You wanted it to stop. You needed it to stop. But he wouldn’t unless you said something. You tried shooting desperate looks at him, but you knew it wouldn’t work. Your thighs were starting to tremble.

You tried to distract yourself by drinking but your hand shook too badly to even grab the cup. You glanced up at him again to see what he thought about your struggle. His facial expression was blank, as though he hadn’t noticed. That sly bastard.

As he continued to tease you, the buzzing in your panties increased. The shaking of your hands and thighs only increased. You couldn’t contain the quiet moan that escaped you.

He turned it up one setting causing your breath to become ragged. You stared into his eyes, meeting his brown gaze. It was so captivating.

He knew exactly what he was doing to you. He had to be enjoying it immensely. The way he kept glancing at you, as if he was waiting for you to fall apart. He was enjoying himself so much. Too much.

You let out a groan and he grabbed his phone again and showed you the app as he smirked at you. He put a finger to his own lips and signaled for you to stay quiet. He turned up the setting to the second highest level, the buzzing in your panties went through the roof as your hands gripped onto your thighs. Your nails sunk into the cloth of your jeans. You squeezed your legs together and pressed your lips into a firm line. You looked down at your lap again in order to hide this.

“Y/N, how do you think Mackie played?” Mark spoke up. Of course he was going to ask you something while you were suffering.

“Good,” you breathed out. You looked up at him and smiled. “He played well, very proud of his assist!” You couldn’t handle it anymore. You hit Mackie on the thigh. “Stop it!” you whispered. You were on the brink of orgasm. You looked down at your lap as your eyes rolled back. You sucked in another gasp, your mouth staying open as you squint your eyes shut.

You grabbed his thigh, gripping onto it tightly as your breaths hitched. Your skin flushed with heat as your muscles tensed. You dissolved into pleasure, resting your head on his shoulder.

He grabbed his phone out of his pocket and turned off the vibrator. You let out a sigh of relief. “You lasted 5 minutes. Next time we’ll go for 10.” He winked.

You rolled your eyes. “Fuck you,” you muttered. You sat up and took a couple deep breaths in order to slow your heart rate. You took a sip of your drink to try and compose yourself again. You looked around the booth trying to see if any one had noticed.

Ethan was staring at you confused. “Are you sure you’re feeling okay?” he asked with all the concern in the world.

“Yeah,” you smiled. “I’m fine.” You shot a glare at Mackie which he only responded with a smile.

[skitskatdacat63]

Hey, do you remember that really homoerotic scene from Skyfall? No? That's okay, here's a Vettonso version of it :)

- explanation & w/o text:

Hi hello, finally my weird psychosexual relationship with Casino Royale has come to fruition. Yeah this is directly based off a scene from Skyfall, but I def envision the vibe as being more like Casino Royale hehe. I can't believe I made that inspo board for this AU almost 4 weeks ago, and then ended up drawing a four panel "comic" about it. Ahhhh proud of myself, a bit, a tad. I think this took 20+ hours across the span of a week? God. Anyways I digress! The AU!!

First of all, their Bond song would be "My Way of Life" by Frank Sinatra. It's so toxic, codependent and obsessive, I'm in love with it. And it really suits Fernando and his motivations and outlook in this AU. Basically, MI6(in the context of James Bond) in this AU is an analog for Ferrari. It picks theses guys up, tells them that they're Ferrari MI6's most special boy, chews them up, and then spits them out when they're finished extracting all their talent and skill and life force.

Much like with Ferrari, Seb in this AU replaces Fernando after Fernando loses favor and becomes undesirable. Now Seb is the new golden boy, and Fernando has turned to a life of crime! Fernando resents Seb for this of course, but also becomes obsessed with him and the idea of him , and how they are connected. It's weird to watch someone else basically go down your exact same path and unknowingly make all the same mistakes(buying into the mysticism of it all too much, being overly cocky, having naive beliefs and goals, etc.) He is caught between wanting to doom Seb even more but also wanting to "save" him, by corrupting him and convincing him to work together.

Basically: He's both a Bond girl and Bond villain.

Fernando is in such a weird place in this AU. I think he's just very dramatic. Seb is just casually living his best 007(005?) life, and Nando is watching him with binoculars, whispering to himself: "DOESN'T HE UNDERSTAND THAT WE ARE NARRATIVE FOILS!?" Yeah he hates Seb, but like the song lyrics say, their lives and dreams are inherently tied up together. He would feel lost without Seb, because Seb basically, unknowingly, destroyed and then took over his life. Maybe he'll feel satisifed if he manipulates Seb into going down the exact same path a bit better.

About the drawings themselves. Still can't believe this scene is a real thing that actually happened, insane to me. But in this AU, after the events of these drawings, Fernando definitely kicked all his henchman out of the room, and fucked Seb in the chair. And then against the wall. And then on the floor. Hey man, Seb is already looking mighty delicious with his unbuttoned attire and being tied up.

I think the general plot would be that Fernando keeps trying to seduce him to the dark side, and Seb keeps making him think it worked, only to escape at the end of the encounter. Leading Fernando to just come up with increasingly more violent and kinky traps. Seb goes along with it(read: enjoys it), leaving Fernando satisifed, only to somehow escape and wink and make kissy faces at Fernando in the process. (Fernando smoking cigarette in bed: "How do I make him stay. Sigh.")

I like to think though that Fernando does win in the end, by realizing, ah wait shit I do need to actually explain my motivations to Seb. And Seb is so worn down by his job, not Fernando, and how he's being treated, that he listens, really actually listens, and realizes Fernando does really have valid reasons. And then they become evil crime husbands yayyyy. Wow you thought this was a espionage AU? Well it is, but just not the outcome you'd expect.

[yumravo]

SHITPOST LMFAOOO YAYYYY

you guys laauuvveee my posts about quentin LMFAOOO

man i love roleplaying as quentin, tis very fun to do brah

Anyway 😜😜 he’s my favourite and this hyperfixation is insane brah. I need to see more fanart of him from other people, to grow my gallery on my phone… HEHEHHE

[kaiserkisser]

unfortunate update im gonna have to go full kaveh mode this week for finals but on the plus side. my mother bought me a taylor swift cardigan so i think ill actually go insane in a good way this weekend

oof thats tough you guys have finals already????? damnnn- good luck for em!!! AND OMGGG YAYYYY IM SO HAPPY FOR U OMG djjsshshsh i bet its gonna be really warm and comfy hehe :33

[mymisfitsbabe]

8 for the writing prompt- whatever pairing you wanna write for. 🥰

Yayyyy, have some more Caligator cause the brain rot refuses to leave me alone. This can be read to go with my fic, or a one shot.

Number 8 Kiss me, I can't wait any longer.

Being closeted in a tiny Midwestern town sucked, what sucked worse was Gator fucking Tillman’s insane obsession with him. Billy just wanted to go home after his shift at the mechanic shop. Just wanted to ice his tender shoulder and crawl into bed.

But there were the flashing lights in his rear view mirror, and Gator with a shit eating grin in the SUV Billy and Benny had just finished fixing. Billy groaned and pulled his Camaro over into the gravel shoulder. Billy could see his trailer from his spot on the dead end road.

“What the fuck does he want?” Billy muttered to himself as he put both hands on the wheel.

There wasn't another house or trailer on the dead end street, the closest one being back up the road about two miles. Shifting in the seat Billy started to wonder why the fuck the hotter than sin Deputy was even there… unless Gator was waiting for him.

Heart hammering in his chest Billy tried to think. Did he do something? Billy couldn't think, couldn't remember. All his bills were paid for the month, no tickets, he wasn't speeding, there was no possible reason for Gator Tillman to be walking over to his car with all the lights off on the SUV.

“Get outta the car, Billy.” Gator said as he closed the distance between the cars. “And kill the engine.”

Taking a steadying breath Billy turned the car off, opened the door and stepped out. Billy whirled when he heard Gator's footsteps right behind him. A gasp escaped his lips as Gator pressed into his space, trapping Billy between the open door and the Gator's body. Going ramrod straight Billy held his breath as they stood there for a long moment, nearly chest to chest. 

Swallowing hard Billy watched the way Gator's eyes tracked the bob of his throat. Tillman inched his head forward a little closer to Billy's and his skin heated, a flush spreading across his whole body. Gator’s eyes dipped down, stopping less than an inch from Billy lips. The anticipation was making Billy light headed, his chest rising and falling too quickly as something deep in his body ached.

The deputy put one hand on the top of the door and leaned into the Camaro. Flicking the headlights off Gator grabbed the keys from the ignition and pocketed them as he straightened. The only light came from the Camaro overhead, as signal that the door was still open. Suddenly Billy's stomach bottomed out, panic starting to rise as Gator smirked right in Billy's face. 

“Ya know why I pulled ya over?” Gator asked with his thick accent. 

“Becau-” Billy licked his lips and swallowed hard. “Because you're a dick?” Billy asked, voice shaking.

The dim light highlighted Gator's darkening eyes perfectly, it showed his smirk drop and his tongue lick across his teeth. Billy really should learn how to shut the fuck up.

“Funny. Yer a real funny guy aren't ya, Bills.” Gator asked, no humor in his voice. 

“I-” Billy started but Gator grabbed Billy's shirt and hauled him out of the place logged between the door and the cab of the Camaro. 

Billy stumbled forward then fell straight into the ground, gravel digging into his palms as he tried to keep his face from hitting the pavement. Billy scrambled forward, his feet sliding as he tried and failed to get up. Gator's hands were on Billy's arms hauling him up and making Billy cry out as pain shot up his shoulder. 

Once Billy was on his feet again Gator had him slammed up against the trunk of the Camaro. Billy's back was against his car, his body bending at an odd angle his flush with Gator's as he loomed over him. 

Gator grabbed Billy's jaw, and pulled him in close, so close Billy could feel Gator's breath in his lips. Up on his elbows Billy willed his body to calm, willed himself not to pant, not to watch Gator’s lips, not to let arousal betray his desperation. 

It had been so fucking long since Billy had been touched, and even longer since he'd manhandled. Clenching his jaw, Billy fought to keep his groan locked away, but Gator's smug face told Billy that Tillman already clocked it. 

“Well, well, well,” Gator tisked as he pressed his hips even harder into Billy's less than subtle erection. “Ya like getting tossed ‘round do ya?”

Billy spread his thighs and Gator growled. 

“Kiss me already, I can't fucking wait any more you piece of shit hick.” Billy hissed.

Gator did as he was told, his mouth crashing into Billy's so hard their teeth clacked together. Wrapping his legs around Gator’s waist Billy ground himself against Gator's cock getting a delicious moan in return. The deputy lifted Billy and carried him over to the SUV, he slammed Billy against the frame long enough to open the back door and shove Billy down into the seats. 

Billy fumbled to kick his boots off, he pulled off his shirt and unbuttoned his pants, Gator had backed away just enough to give them room while he unbuckled his pants and worked on getting his cock free. Billy had gotten his jeans halfway off his hips when Gator flipped him over and grabbed a bottle of lube from somewhere. 

Billy was bent over the back seats, knees on the floor of the back seat, Gator's cock pressing against his tight unprepared hole. Grinding his teeth at the burn and ache of the intrusion Billy groaned. 

“Fuck, ya so fuckin tight Bills.” Gator moaned as he rubbed little circles into Billy's hips. 

Billy actively worked on relaxing his body, he licked his lips as Gator pushed in deep and kissed Billy's shoulders. The feel easing some of the tension and Gator must have felt it because he kissed him again and again, till Billy's body was trembling. Those feather light kisses such a beautiful contrast to the pain making Billy moan and slacken against the seats. 

Gator reached around to Billy's cock and started stroking in time to his thrusts. Quickly Billy was reduced to a writhing, whimpering puddle ready to cum across the leather. Gator shifted angling Billy's hips into a position that had Gator’s cock hitting that sweet spot inside him. 

Suddenly it was a completely different type of pleasure and Gator had to stuff something into Billy's mouth to keep him quiet. Billy could feel the rising orgasm, knew Gator was reaching his peak too when the deputy's movement became more frantic. They came together, Gator slowing his pace so they could ride the orgasm. 

“Kiss me you fucking redneck,” Billy muttered and Gator chuckled before grabbing Billy by the throat and yanking him up so Gator could kiss him again.

[gramarye]

speaking of my list of ygo by treatment of its female characters so far. its so insanely long well. sorry.

sevens : really good marvelous awesome. women are treated as equals in my honest onion and everyone rocks. i <3 yugioh sevens. i love you romin i love you rayne (WEIRDO!) i love you princess g i love you atachi mimi i love you asana i love you tiger etcetcetc I LOVE YOU YUGIOH SEVENS

gx: it's not Great with what it does with asuka and rei but it's somehow still less offensive than all of the other ygos below it in this list. asuka gets to be pretty cool and again, even tho there's several episodes about her being courted at least they let her come out on top whenever guys are trying to get to her and they never do weird sexual shit with her in a way that is as obvious as in the other yugiohs. YES THE BAR IS THAT LOW I THINK! SAD! and she gets as much as spotlight as say, chazz, kenzan, sho, or the likes. if you disagree btw you were not watching yugioh gx and should try to pay attention to women again. asuka is a really good fleshed character by gx standards. rei is also pretty fun, i love her, she has her little moments and she's Not limited to her love shtick, she has really fun beef and duel with chazz for example and has a neat role in s3 and all that. ALL THINGS CONSIDERED: ITS PRETTY NICE! they did an ok job! its very hobbyani and shounen but its not offensive w/ the women!

5d's: like.. it started off really good then they just kind of forget about aki. i will never let them live down the "benchwarmer" thing and guess what. THEY WON'T LET ME EITHER BECAUSE THEY MADE MERCH OF HER WITH THAT TITLE LIKE A YEAR AGO OR SO !!!! sherry is pretty cool though and oh i love carly. carly is good i just wish they didn't kinda ... roll back her progress with jack , it's like they had to make him hate her again for the haha funnies and because he couldn't be nice now in the 2nd half. idk. ruka is fine i just think its hilarious she has a kuriboh with huge ass girl eyelashes i will attach it to the bottom of this post. made sure we know this is a #GIRL kuriboh

DM: its like . okay. anzu doesn't do much i am sorry. i love her it's just that they let her have a few duels and that is it. the #og cheerleader. I LIKE HER! i just think they should let her do more. she has really good scenes outside dueling though and is very integral to the friend group and everything though so :) yayyyy anzu. mai is really good but remember when they. okay this is anime specific BUT I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANIME SO !!! but remember when they kept her in a coma in like marik's special hell world for literally like 50 episodes. like. it was so fucking dire fifty whole episodes. Bad. AND THEN THEY MADE HER GET POSSESSED LITERALLY IN THE NEXT ARC? VILE. rebecca etc are all fine they werent there for super long but i like them. all in all it was OK wish there was more fleshing out. 5d's still did it better and had more memorable women more in the spotlight i fear. but 4 is not a bad ranking here DM is like alright not too offensive

zexal: ok its like... i don't think tori not dueling in itself is a Crime but it's sad they don't let her when she expresses in the anime wanting to duel . why not let her !!!! plus it'd tie really nicely with rio who i think rocks, but i do NOT understand why they had to have rio duel tetsuo who her only tie to was him having a crush on her when she was besties with kotori and it wouldve been a nice way to tie up their friendship and tori's desire to duel..anyway. CATHY AND ANNA ARE NICE its just that i feel like. anna rocks sooo hard but her whole character is wrapped up in her thing with yuma. they should've come up with another plot for her after i think taht would've been nice but it's not that big of a deal it's still pretty cool. train girl forever. also yuma's sister is cool <3 i think this is kind of a tie with DM actually . also they make at least one weird sexualizing skirt length joke with kotori so um. HOP OFF MY 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND STOP BEING WEIRD

vrains: AUTHORS NOTE I HAVENT FINISHED VRAINS YET but ive seen a good amount and my vrains oomfies concur with these ratings. blue angel gets into a coma within 10 episodes and is really good at getting her ass beat unfortunately. ghost gal is pretty cool but shes also out there getting her ass beat i think she only wins once like its so fucking dire out here they will NOT let these women win like they just take one L after the other. and theres really no other women there. um. its just kind of an L overall they just don't let the 2 cool women do anything. like gx only really had asuka and rei but at least they let them be cool and fun i DON'T SEE THAT HERE... love them both though. also shoutout to soulburner's npc girlfriend i think shes funny and im glad she exists

arc-v: literally im sorry i havent finished arc-v either but ALL MY ARC-V OOMFIES WHO ADORE THE SHOW CONCUR. IT'S SO BAD. ruri and rin are like barely characters. serena is cool yuzu is cool until she isn't and THEY HAVE HER LOSE TO AN ADULT MAN USING BDSM MONSTERS AND IMPLY BEING SEXUALLY GRATIFIED BY IT? ITS REALLY BAD. THAT EPISODE ALONE WAS SO BAD IT TOOK IT DOWN 50000 SPOTS IN THE LIST AND I HEARD IT ONLY GETS WORSE. LIKE ACTUALLY CRIMINALLY BAD. MADE ME GENUINELY UPSET. also asuka is there and shes kind of a girlboss until they kill her like really badly and in a humiliating manner. like. Okay. they build it up soo much just to let you down so terribly with the girls.

undecided: go rush its still ongoing but i have watched all 115 episodes so far or whatever and it was like based and epic and poggers in season 1 but um the treatment of the girlies has been going downhill. i have a lot of opinions. i dont know what to say about it. it just declined a lot for the most part. yuamu girlboss though they're kind of making some progress again. i need to give it a rewatch when it's done airing to sort my feelings on it.

addendum btw here is the #girl kuriboh ruka has in 5d's. kind of a slay

[moonshynecybin]

💗 for the ask game!!

a fic you’ve reread again and again and why!

okay this is long and rambling and contains ships i dont even CARE about anymore but here are the fics i KEEP rereading over and over again. no motogp on here yet cuz frankly i havent had the space to reread them without the accompanying braininsane etc, but these are the ones i pull up when im gonna be on a plane for ten hours or whatever:

and these, from atoms by kay_cricketed, charles/erik, xmen

NO ONE. has ever written a post xmfc fic that has adequetely addressed that character dynamic imo. EXCEPT THIS GUYYYYYY... tragically unfinished but worth it for the way it understands charles and erik's issues, opinions, affection, trauma, and politics (mostly).

The Fire Sermon on Mount Cyllene by kangeiko, prost/senna, f1

insane in the membrane vintage f1 yaoi spontaneous genderbend fic. it WHIPS

God Loves A Medic by stewardess, roe/speirs, band of brothers

listen this ship is insane but this fic is GOOD... eugene roe has healing hands....

the yungmeng accords by cafecliche, wei wuxian and jiang cheng, the untamed

the BEST thing about the untamed is the horrifically broken sibling relationship at its center. this fic understands that tragedy and ALSO understands that it can never quiteeee be remedied, but it matters that they LOVE each other... so good so yummy

in the shadow of your wings by Enochian Things (Salr323), destiel, spn

literally just so funny that cas gets an italian boyfriend and it kinda breaks dean's brain. love to reread for the schadenfreud

the long hangover by coffiocake, superbat, dc comics

another ship idrc about BUT. this fic is so good and i'd bet everyone has surface level familiarity with these characters enough to have a good time. FUN use for dramatic irony and presumed death... yayyyy

trust falls and probability excercises, vasquez/faraday, the magnificent seven

fr i dont even care about this MOVIE like at ALL but again this fic is fuckinggggggood. explores luck as a superpower AND another presumed death thing. arguably my fav trope sowwy

a few degrees warmer by bigboobedcanuck, winniz, band of brothers

WINNIX NATION. ARE YOU OUT THERE.....

in our line of work by enjambament, arthur/eames, inception

watched this movie once and went okay. that happened. anyways this is if the gay guys involved lived out ten yrs of married life and then. WOKE UP. and it was a DREAM. agony etc

ordinary numbers by BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria, 00q, james bond

DONT care about this ship again. um. GREAT fic i reread her all the time <3

the salt king by ladyblahblah, sidgeno, hockey rpf

hockey rpf is just GOOD FICTION !!!!! and this is probably my MOST reread fic maybe ever except the band of brothers ones... geno is a selkie sid is a fisherman and they DIE and get re-incarnated into HOCKEY PLAYERS.... awesome

[mangoposts]

continuing that matt and mina anon!!

“ hey mina are you re-” chris cuts himself off as he enters the guest bedroom where mina usually stays when she’s sleeping over, finding her and his brother making out on the bed. matt and mina clearly too into the heated kiss to notice chris, he makes himself known. “ yo, are you fucking kidding me?” he says walking over to rip matt off mina, she gasps as chris shoves matt into the wall “ bro just listen-” matt begins to try to explain himself but chris is quick to interrupt, “ i don’t give a fuck, i fucking told you how i felt towards her and to pull this bullshit? i trusted you with my life bro how could you ?” mina looks at chris in shock, she couldn’t believe this was happening. wanting the fighting to come to an end she tries to speak up, “ chris-” again chris is quick to cut her off “ stop mina, just stop.” he lets go of his brother and shakes his head before going downstairs and back to his room. the tension in the bedroom between matt and mina could be cut with a knife, mina knew that her heart belonged to chris and kissing matt was a just in the moment thing. did she regret it? that’s up for debate, but she knew that what she wanted was chris. “ go mina.” matt speaks up breaking the silence. “what?” mina says, snapping out of her thoughts. “ i know you’re thinking about him, i know that you regret what happened and that you’ll never think of me the way you think of him so go to him mina.” matt sits at the edge of the bed , forearms on his thighs as he looks down. “ matt i’m-” “ nah don’t apologize mama, i’ll get over it.” kissing matt’s cheek mina gets up from the bed and makes a beeline to chris’s room. she finds him in his bed with red puffy eyes. the sight breaks her heart and she couldn’t feel more guilty. “ go away mina.” chris looks away embarrassed that the girl of his dreams is seeing him cry over her. “ chris i don’t want matt i want you.” she blurts out. he freezes in his spot, did he hear that correctly? “ you’re lying” he states angrily, “ you’re just saying that cause you feel guilty caught you with my brother.” she shakes her head, “ chris you’re all i think about every day, i’ve told nick how i feel about you, he can vouch for me. kissing matt was a just in the moment thing. he can’t change the way i feel about you. he’s not you chris.” mina makes her way towards the bed where he sits. he looks up at her with his big blue eyes, in the recent months mina has known chris, he’s never looked so vulnerable. “ i promise chris, you’re who i want.” chris doesn’t even give himself a chance to second guess before he’s cupping her face and pressing his lips to hers in a kiss that said everything he needed to say. pulling away just centimeters from her face he says ���you’re all i’ve ever wanted ma, all i think about is you. please be mine baby” he whispers, lips hitting each other’s from how close they are. she smiles kissing his swollen lips gently “ i’ve always been yours chris.”

SOO FUNNN YAYYYY

This being indulging and well written is actually crazy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 You guys are completely INSANE LMFAOOOOOOOOOO