#YAY PATTY

[digitulart]

ft robert n radfords parents + sister and some ace attorney stuff

[knightspell]

[twigsyy]

honk

[bbbrianjones]

george harrison and jim clark (with miss pattie boyd!) during the monaco grand prix 1966

photographed by wolfgang kühn

[azures-grace]

Plotting Patty's trip is like

"oh, she'll go down i-80, then go to Colorado and then uh....... uhhhhhh......... well shit nothing in Utah or Arizona that Google maps is giving me was. Open in 64. Fuck."

Back to pulling up DOT stuff later

[kimmiessimmies]

Wistfulness (22/34)

***Appaloosa Plains burial grounds, six days later***

“James...” Sarah whispered, “Who’s that guy with Granny’s gardener and housekeeper?”

[arrow-v-flash-polls]

Overall who is your favourite female character from season 2 of The Flash?

[beas-mind]

Anok Yai for Vogue Japan💋

[theinfinitedivides]

hi Sanjeeda hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[fangomango]

Maybe it's just me who thinks its weird because I've yet to see anyone say anything about it but like..

Our Minor League Baseball team here for our city...every so often changes its name to "Honey butter chicken biscuit"

Yknow the food you buy at Whataburger

And maybe it makes sense for our city as we're the birthplace of that bright ol' fast food chain (I forgot about that ngl) but like...

It's weird right?

Like does... Baldwin Park, California have an In and Out baseball team? (That's where In and Out was founded)

Is it just texas

I mean its probably just a thing they were paid to do but I still find it weird

[saltlickmp3]

if i may add

shirts that go hard: rock n' roll edition

[boookends]

saw this little things that was like type “celebrity” “outfit” “quote” and “aesthetic” into pinterest and whatever the first results are make up your vibe and i wanted to do it so i did it ok here consume these images chosen by a robot that are supposed to represent me for some reason yayyy

[corroded-hellfire]

I was just thinking of them like moving house and there being boxes all over the place as they’re packing. Reader getting a little stressed, walking into the living room and finding Eddie sat in the floor with Eliza propped up on his knees instead of finishing off whatever task he was meant to be doing. Reader gets annoyed, he senses there’s something more than moving day stress going on. He stands and Eliza reaches for reader and Eddie holds the pair of them and asks her what’s really upsetting her, reader admits she’s feeling sad about leaving their current place because it was Eliza’s first home. She apologises and says he probably thinks she’s silly. He says of course not, it’s sweet…she’s *wrong* but it’s sweet. Reader is confused and then Eddie clarifies by holding her close and so lying his fingers across her stomach saying “THIS was her first home” Or something like that 😆 IDK the thought of Eddie being so cute about it made me all emotional 🥹 - Requested by the lovely @joejoequinnquinn

I know you requested this so long ago but I knew exactly where it needed to come in this story! I hope you like this sweet little blurb 💕

Warnings: pregnant!reader

Words: 1k

[As You Wish masterlist]

“Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can.”

Eddie grins as Eliza’s small hands smack against his. Ever since one of her preschool classmates introduced her to this game, it’s all she’s wanted to play.

“Roll it.”

Eddie copies her arm motions of rotating them around each other. She adjusts how she’s perched on his lap as the two of them sit on the floor.

“Pat it.”

Both of them tap their fingers against the palm of their other hand. The boxes that your husband’s back is resting against shift from his movements.

“Mark it with a ���B.’ Put it in the oven for baby and me!”

“Yay!” Eddie cheers, taking her hands in his and shaking them back and forth.

“Again?” Eliza asks, looking up at him with those large brown eyes that he uses on you all the time.

He doesn’t get the chance to answer before you walk into the room and sigh when you see them lounging amongst a pile of boxes.

“I thought you guys were packing up the bookshelf,” you say, rubbing your hand across your forehead in frustration.

Eddie lifts his arm and points in the general direction behind the boxes at his back.

“All done,” he says.

“All done!” Eliza echoes.

Your hands come to rest on your hips as you look around the mostly packed-up living room. Boxes are scattered around the space, a mountain of them particularly bunched up behind the couch. They’re all labeled with black permanent marker, the handwriting from one of the five people in the house who have been hard at work on packing. Eliza’s scrawl might be the hardest to decipher but it’s the easiest way for her to contribute when she begs to help.

“Well, what about the DVDs in the entertainment unit? Or the video games?”

Eddie’s brow furrows as he takes in your hunched shoulders and tense posture. Gently, he moves Eliza off of his lap and pushes himself to his feet. A strained groan escapes his lips as his back cracks from the movement. He steps in your direction but Eliza reaches you first and lifts her arms.

You give your daughter a strained smile as you bend down to scoop her up. It’s harder for her to sit comfortably in your arms with your bump growing more and more. In fact, you feel bad that soon you’re not going to be able to lift Eliza at all due to your third trimester creeping closer.

Eddie reaches the two of you and tilts his head as he looks at you. You don’t return his gaze, your annoyance growing as you feel like you’re being inspected.

“What?” you snap.

Eliza frowns and Eddie sighs at the terse tone.

“Sweetheart,” Eddie says, taking another step closer. He rests one hand on your back and the other on Eliza’s. “What’s going on, hmm? What’s really bothering you? I know it’s not the movies or games.”

Tears flood your eyes and you do your best to swallow them down. You rest your head against Eliza’s and take a deep breath.

“I’m just sad,” you admit in a whisper.

The little girl wraps her arms around your neck and the kind act causes tears to fall.

“Why sad, Mama?” she asks in a soft voice.

You lift your head and press a kiss to her curls.

“Sad leaving this house,” you say, looking over and finally meeting your husband’s eye. He gives you a sympathetic smile. “There are a lot of good memories here. Got married while we lived here. Liza’s first home.”

“Aw, baby.” Eddie gently cups the back of your head and presses a kiss against your forehead. “I know, it’s hard. We’ve had really great times here. And we’re going to have really great times at the new house.”

You nod and sniffle, causing Eliza to gently wipe your cheeks with one of her small hands. She kisses right in front of your ear and you give her a grateful smile.

“I’m sorry,” you say and shake your head. “You must think it’s silly.”

“Hey, hey, no.” Eddie’s voice is strong as he gives your shoulder a gentle squeeze. “It’s not silly at all. In fact, I think it’s really sweet. You’re wrong about it being Eliza’s first home, though.”

“What?” you ask as Eliza questions, “Huh?”

Eddie gives a soft chuckle and lowers his hand to lightly rub across your bump.

“This was her first home. Just like it’s the twins’ first home now. And you’ve made such a nice, warm place for all of them.”

You give him a watery smile.

“Right?” Eddie gives you a bigger smile in return, hoping to lift your spirits a little more.

“R-Right,” you admit with a nod.

Eliza reaches up and starts rubbing from your forehead onto the top of your head. It takes you a moment to realize what she’s doing; she’s trying to soothe you the same way you soothe her by smoothing her curls back and away from her face.

“And we found such a nice house,” Eddie continues. “Right, Lize?”

“Yeah!” she cheers. Eddie breathes a sigh of relief at her excitement because the four-year-old was not a happy camper when she first learned you’re all moving. “It’s so big!”

“Well, it’s gotta be!” Eddie pokes her tummy. “There’s gonna be five of you kids!”

“Oh boy,” you exclaim, still finding it hard to believe that you’re going to be a family of seven.

“My room has a pretty window!” Eliza reminds you.

“I know! You get to look at the big backyard,” you reply.

“And I don’t have to share a bathroom with my stinky brothers!”

Both you and Eddie laugh at that. The master bedroom, Eliza’s, and the twins’ room are all upstairs in the new house while Ryan and Luke are downstairs—by their choice, sort of. They actively pleaded to have the lone two rooms farthest from their parents. It made you both immediately suspicious but since you need to keep the youngest ones closest to you, you had no choice but to agree.

“Yeah,” Eddie says. “They can keep their own smelly bathroom down there clean, right?”

“Right!” She nods her head. “Is gonna be good, Mama.”

“I know it is, sweet pea.”

“So,” Eddie says, clapping his hands together, “should we box up those movies?”

Eliza holds a hand out in his direction.

“Marker, please.”

[gothamite-rambler]

Bruce: I don't want any cookies!

Bruce stormed off, dragging his young son Dick along behind him. The girl scouts glared at the adult man, clearly incensed.

Leader (13 y.o. with plenty of sass): Fine! We'll take our Thin Mints, Peanut Butter Patties, and Caramel Delites to people who actually enjoy delicious cookies! That are in bigger boxes cause we upgraded the boxes! Come on girls.

The leader and the three other girl scouts hopped on their bikes, ready to leave, but Dick dashed back over.

Dick (9 y.o. high pitched voice): Wait, don’t go! I need cookies!

Bruce (racing after his son): They’re not even that good!

Dick: Stop me and I’ll cry!

Bruce: I should've adopted you as a teenager. Just get the stupid boxes!

Dick calmly took his father's wallet, a big grin spreading across his face.

Dick: Yay! I’m gonna get all the Peanut Butter Patties!

Leader: Girls, ready the cookies!

[twigsyy]

Y'all got it right! Wow!

(for reference)

[sreppub]

red hood buying girl scout cookies

there should be a voice memo response option for when im too drunk to type fast. anyway I've never had girl scout cookies so I'm going to rate them by looks.

Adventurefuls, Thin Mints, pb patties -> these look incredible and top tier

Trefoils, lemonades, caramel choc chip -> these look pretty good

Caramel delites, peanut butter sandwich, toast-yay -> these look dry and awful

I think jason wouldnt mind any of them and just buy whatever the kid had left.