scarftale-bryan
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My name isn’t actually Brian. 20. Will repost charity causes, because it’s the right thing to do. Hateful people, dni.
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scarftale-bryan · 8 hours ago
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This episode of Bluey is called Speakeasy!
inspiration link
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scarftale-bryan · 8 hours ago
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is this anything
@lackadaisycats
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scarftale-bryan · 16 hours ago
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I briefly worked for ups. I was a driver assistant. I had to carry a package that weighed over ten pounds exactly once. It weighed about 60 pounds, and it was for s garden center, which was a little weird because the packages for businesses were supposed to be delivered before the driver picked up the assistant.
I guess I should be grateful that my ability to lift 50 pounds wasn’t completely wasted, like my time on that job.
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scarftale-bryan · 16 hours ago
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dystopia
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scarftale-bryan · 1 day ago
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What’s your Wawa order
Question What's your subway order?
It's been too long since I've been to one.
I like their Italian bread tho
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scarftale-bryan · 1 day ago
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How about Astaryz
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scarftale-bryan · 1 day ago
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People in Gaza especially healthcare workers still need esims. Please consider buying esims if you don't want to donate to the campaigns I have been sharing on my blog.
I recommend buying esims through the Crips for eSims for Gaza
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scarftale-bryan · 1 day ago
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this is your thanksgiving reminder that the chinook tribe is still fighting for federal recognition, which means they are unable to access programs and resources. please take some time today to sign their petition and donate if you’re able to. and if you live in washington or oregon please write to your elected officials.
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scarftale-bryan · 2 days ago
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A year has passed since the aggression against Gaza, 🇵🇸 fear brought with it tension and anxiety 🥹
Bombing, displacement, deprivation 😭😭, genocide, death, hunger and deprivation,😢
Loss is without a safe haven. 😭🙏💔!!️
I ask your help in protecting my family !!️ 🙏
Please retweet and donate 🙏🍉💔
https://gofund.me/363ae8ca
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scarftale-bryan · 2 days ago
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wtf?
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scarftale-bryan · 3 days ago
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laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
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scarftale-bryan · 3 days ago
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The worst rave lights
coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water
me: I’m king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:
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my honest reaction:
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scarftale-bryan · 3 days ago
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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age
Before 1990: //////
1990:////
1991://////
1992:////////////
1993://///////////////
1994:////////////////////
1995: //////////////////////////////////////
1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1998: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
1999: ///////////////////
2000: //
After 2000: /
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scarftale-bryan · 3 days ago
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Do note that the lottery taxes go to a lot of public stuff in most places.
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scarftale-bryan · 3 days ago
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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scarftale-bryan · 3 days ago
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What the hell?
Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
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scarftale-bryan · 3 days ago
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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