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#YALL WHAT RHE HELL
STOP PLAYIING EVERYBODY SHUT UP WHAT THE FUCK
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GUYS MY LEGS ARE SHAKING IM NOT EVEN JOKING IM FUCKING BARKING
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I cannot fucking BREATHE 💀💀💀💀💀
I edit for a queer positive one piece YouTuber and THIS COMMENT ABOUT IMPEL DOWN IS SLAYING ME????
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I want this to be my eulogy ….
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Im just thinking about people outside the qsmp fandom. like that one post about a boat and a constantly burning titantic failing to sink and yet continuously trying like sisyphus but on fire
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vyeoh · 11 months
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GET OUT OF THE END
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purpleartrowboat · 1 year
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the hive is crazy sometimes i just saw someone vaugepost about. people vaugeposting 😭
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cleverchildblizzard · 2 months
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The Bros of The Slashers (stupid stuff that Tyrome and Demetrius do)
@myvirtuallove feat Desiree!!
These dudes are my faves (also cuz their the only guys in The Slashers lol)
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Enjoy!!
Tyrome and Demetrius play video games together when they have no homework or missions to do,Tyrome usually winning most of the time.Sometimes Demetrius gets lucky; Tyrome doesn't take that lightly and demands a rematch.Demetrius doesn't accept the challenge (he knows Tyrome will beat him is he does)
In the universe of The Slashers,sometimes the gang get into brawls with opposing crews and they just have to beat them up.Someone keeps sending the opposing teams to The Slashers but none of them know who it is (Jessie might have an idea but I dunnnnooo 🫢)
Tyrome and Demetrius team up to take them on cause majority of them time,those opposing teams gang up on them and the others when their all not together.And Demetrius and Tyrome hang out a lot so they can get the opposing gangs of their backs.
Demetrius knows some wrestling cause DeDe taught him :) whenever him and Tyrome get into some play fight Demetrius full on throws a full of scissor hold on Tyrome 😭
T- wait wha-D WHAT THE FUCK?!
D- What?
T- They hell your ass learnt wrestling?!
D- DeDe.She taught me sum moves after science class last week 😃
T- ...Get the fuck off me.
Now... for more romance!! @myvirtuallove
Y'know how I said in my last post that Demetrius struggles with English due to it not being his first language? Maybe when Desiree helps him she gotta know that he kinds stutters over his words sometimes and won't talk for about 6 minutes due to embarrassment.
Desiree would probably be helping Demetrius with reading out load and rhe poor boy starts stuttering cause he cannot read long ass words (words like: unfortunately,simultaneously,just most longs words in general lol)
Demetrius- *reading a book* But,u-un-u...
Desiree- You okay?
Demetrius- ...*nods*
Desiree- You wanna continue?
Demetrius- *shakes head*
Tyrome would just be watching their slow burning romance like:
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He just waiting for them to kiss ngl
.Him and Gyeong probably made a damn bet about when Desiree and Demetrius are gonna get together lmao
And thatz it!! Hope yall like the silly dudez :p
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icetobes · 4 months
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911 s7 e7 thoughts
- eeek the promo is THE beginning
- oh my fucking god
- she’s so good at her job yall MADDIE BUCKLEY I LOVE YOU
- CHIM ??? GOT BLASTED
- BRUHH
- yall they got thrown back im scared
- no driver 😦
- this is so stressful lorddddd
- BUCK AND THE BABY
- ITS GONE 😦 OH NOOOO
- he took the baby didn’t he oh good LORD no no no
- HENREN HOUSE 🫶🏻🫶🏻
- mara :((
- i feel like she’s spoken to denny…
- OH SHE HAS ???
- she’s got a baby brother :((( she doesn’t know where she isss 😭
- EW EDISOL
- NOOO BONES
- CHRIS 💀💀💀
- “we could leave her now” good idea
- OH THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHANNON
- THE FLASHBACKKSSS
- HES SO :(((((
- “look like you’ve seen a ghost” girl you don’t even know
- (i missed a few minutes idk ???)
- hen and mara :((
- “sometimes nighttime is the hardest” real and true
- “denny’s nice” DENNY NATIONAL TREASURE
- she’s telling hen ohhh my heart
- ATHENA AND MADDIEEEEE (im gay for them)
- so the guy wasn’t her husband ??? oh my god
- maddie :(((
- “i assumed she was me” baby awwww
- wtf is hen wearing she ????
- “you are the system” the system sucks girlie
- awww she’s telling them where to find her brother aaaa
- MADDIE 🫶🏻
- the sceeenee the sneak peak scene !!!
- this scene is so sweet 🥹
- “idk why i just told you that” venting queen just like me
- HES SWEET OMG 🥹
- “we’re” she means businesss !!!
- EDDIES BACK AT THE SHOP PLEASEE WHY IS HE STALKING HER
- girlie what the fuck is wrong with him he’s so stupid
- this is crazy HES LOSING HIS MIND
- not a fucking candle
- “do you trust me” I AM SO CONFUSED SHES FLIRTING LMAO
- MORE FLASHBACKS
- not them flirting lmaooo
- “just me and my son, single dad” LMAO YESSS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO HEAR
- STOP I CANT HES SO AWKWARD
- good lord that’s a loud room of children
- their name stickers awww
- “we’re here to talk to you” that’s INSANE behaviour not going to lie
- tyson is so cute 🥹🥹
- maddie and that call :(( babyyy
- “it’s me you’re husband” THEYRE MARRIED YALL 🤭🤭🤭
- he’s so supportive 😭
- SHES AFRAID SHES GOING TO DIE i’m gonna end it all now maddie buckley you deserve nothing buck happiness
- ohhh she’s so smart omg
- she had a stalker OH MY GOD
- WHAT ????
- HES GOTTA STOP DOING THAT
- EDDIESHANNON FLASHBACK ??
- “about santa” LMAO
- OHH ITS THE AAAA 😭😭
- YALL HE LOVED HER SO MUCH
- NOT HIM IMAGINING THAT WHILE WITH HER IM CRYINGGG
- “i’m here” no you’re in fucking bed with shannon 💀💀💀
- they’re teaming uppp aaa
- “they’re hiding from him” OH MY GOD HE FOUND THEM
- IS THAT HIM AT RHE PARK
- creep what the fuck
- ew i fucking hate him
- “time to find a new mommy” i’m gonna kill him ???
- he’s so fucking creepy i hate it here
- maddie is so smart i caantttt
- oh he’s gone 🧍
- OH HE GETS HIT OMG
- THE 118 BAYBEEEE
- OMG BOBBY N BUCK HI HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING HEYYY
- CHIM CAUGHT THE BABY
- BUCK TACKLED HIM LETS GOOO
- awww josh is so proud of herrr
- the girl :(((
- OH HE RECOGNISES BOBBY :((
- oh he doesn’t but he does ??
- “they’re bonding” karen is so me lmao
- she’s here with tyson 🥹🥹
- oh my gosshhh aaa
- OH THEYRE SO CUTE IM GONNA CRYYYY
- MARA AND TYSON 🥹🥹🥹
- babies :((((
- HI BUCK
- EDDIE AND CHRISSSS EEK
- “dad already ordered a pizza” where is his faith in buck
- buck throwing food at eddie lmaoo
- MADNEYYYYY 🫶🏻🫶🏻
- they’re so perfect aaaa
- JEEEE LITTLE PRINCESS 🥹
- the dreams hand they’re so cute oh im going to SOB
- JAW DROP
- WHAT THE HELL EDDIE
- EDDIES CHEATING ???
( i didn’t write down my reactions to e6 i filmed myself cause i was drunk sooo maybe ill put that in my notes at some point )
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raemeh · 6 months
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WHAT RHE HELL IS A SUPER BOOP WHAT ARE YALL DOING TO ME
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inabarbi3world · 2 years
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(Live reactions to 6x05)
SHARLO GIRL…
LMFAO DECTECTIVE BUCKLEY BE CAREFUL! YOU MIGHT BREAK A HIP OFENOXWMODSMDOSMKDDM
Magda seems sweet off rip. Very… prepared. Very cute.
AWWWWWWW. Wait. LMFAO PLEASE NOT CAMERAS
ATHENA HAD AN ALLERGY TO DOGS PLS
everyone say it with me
Fire station dog.
Fire station dog.
FIRE STATION DOG!
wow. OMG HES ALIVE?????? SLAYYYYY
WAIT WHAT IT WAS THE SAME HOUSE??????
UM…
wait he’s gonna go to hen? I mean not what I was expecting but slay
um this does not sound at all smart but ok babes
This man has absolutely no idea what he’s doing LMFAO
UM BABE CUT IT OUT I……………..
Oh no. Eh. He’ll be fine. BABE WAKE TF UP- ok ty.
KARHEN AWWWWWWWWW CUTE-
I… Girl… same. LMFAO
he better not run away…
ok he didn’t sorry I always plan for the worst chile anyways
GIRL WHAT- Maddie wut u doing stealin girl smh OFENODWMODWMDOWMXOWMS
Sorry I like making myself laugh
magda… LMAO
the only person it could be is that new call center guy lmao it’s not josh or anyone else so (I don’t remember his name)
Oh quite literally fuck off Noah- oh… I’m sorry? O H. oh wow. GIRLLLLLLLLL WHAT IN THE FUCK UH UH (I feel bad for Noah and his mom fuck his step dad, ty very much) kinda wish he got more screen time tho
SAME KAREN SAME (favorite part of the episode is definitely the karhen scenes)
OH MY GOD HOOVER REALLY LIVED UP TO HIS NAME PUHLEASE GONNA HAVE TO REDO THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM
oH- now the dog is going to Eddie? Slay…
Lmfao yeah…
PLS- weirder than usual???? that’s saying a lot but ok.
NO DOGS IN THE BUILDING??? BUCK COME ON NOW FJWODMWOXMWOCMSOXMSKS
only cats? sorry but no thank you I need both.
so proud of hen dude she’s amazing; OFC SHE FUCJING PASSED AND THE FUCKING CELEBRATION PARTY AWWWWYEYEIEJWODNWOSMWOSMAOSMSOSNSOZMWOSN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH KISS KISS KISS AWYWTWYWYEYEYWYWYWYYWYWYWYWYEYEYEYCYWYDHS
why do I feel terror now that we have all of them here…
Buck?
Girl?
Why the fuck would you say that?
Don’t make me cry rn I’m on the verge of LOSING MY SHIT NOT RHE FUCKING FLASHBACKS CUT IT OUT
AWWWWWWWWWWW Hoover and his new family so cute
do not do something that will cause pain rn 911 I’m so serious
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THEYRE GONNA HELP HER WITH THE HOUSE ??????
aw dude this episode was looking ble-
………………………………………..
are you fucking kidding me?
I’m… oh hell fucking no I fucking knew it she better not die by some “unseen complications” or some bullshit or go into a fucking coma they can’t kill KAREN OFF FUCK YALL IM FUCKING DONE
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strangervylle · 9 months
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hi ! is it just me or do yalls sims also refuse to wash dishes now? i set the kitchen sink to kitchen and the bathroom sink to bathroom and… nothing. it doesn’t work. LMFAOOOO thought it was because i’m using cc sinks but nope! i changed to ea sinks
fix was to set the bathroom sink type to “all” ultimately making them wash dishes in the bathroom AGAIN (i tried setting kitchen sink to all but they still wont wash rhe dishes there)…
edit: another fix was to just completely delete the upper kitchen cabinet on top the sink… what the hell is going on with this game 😭😭😭😭😭
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zesstra-dnd · 10 months
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Alfira should show up to all camps thst way when someone has played thriugh on tav before durge its actually a surprise because she survives before.
Im not one for been super comforting but if they felt the need to add sex scenes then they can add in an option for Tav to hug thier companions when they need it instead of just standing there
More dialogue choices for a tav who doesnt want to romance that aren't mean
I barely know the companions, theyre not heartbroken because i rejected them pack it in, and let me. Just do shir as friends why is so much shit marked as a flirt
So much shit is easy to miss that help storywise but thats somewhat normal
The ending sucked ass, eating the worms had not fucking consequence exept just the smallest shit which also wasnt really too bad. Because it was like 1 harder wisdom check.
I didnt touch one single worm and yet the ending is still like one of you neeeds to be a mindflayer hehe, how about no if iv managed to control myself that long then i should get a chance to try (sure the dice roll will probably suck but eh.
They really just shit on Karlach huh and dont come at me with uh not all endings are good, she had a good ending, rhe last act had soo much more too everything would of felt less rushed and Karlach would of had her heart fixed after everything we went through to get rhe shit for it
Let my slutty tav enjoy the incubus after effects instead of zooming in on a super duper sad faces, fuck off shed love that shit, though the nosey fuck would want to see
The animals are great, love them, id adopt them all
Soo many times the dialogue choices had me Sat there like 😬none of these are what I'd pick
Still , at least i can see what the whole fucking sentance unlike certain games who put a vague choice
Larian please learn how elves and shit age
Im all for older charecters just make the age match
Would love a curse of strahd expansion
Let Escher be beautiful let astarion get a little jealous but also be happy to try help him
Let us become werewolves, that would add a lot more risk for full moons etc maybe add the werewolf companion yall scrapped
New companions and allies ofc, iv no idea how we'd get to barovia, maybe some of the group meet up every now and then, hell if not astarion let us meet one of his siblings, Sebastian was interesting .
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maycat-19-142 · 2 years
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Dating Eddie Munson
⚠️: Mentions drugs. This follows the time line of the show so spoilers for season 4 and some of 1 and 2 [i think]
A/n: you are Steve's twin i am writing this as I watch the show with my roommate [this is mostly for my roommate love you Scarlett.] There will be a part 2 when 2 half is out.
Can't the gif owner DM me if it is your and I'll tag you
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You are often walking in the woods together
You do not do drugs with him
You do DND with him and hell fire
He is not dangerous at all i know he looks that way but he is not
He always asks for consent for the smallest things
Hand holding
Kissing
Everything
He loves cuddles
He often will crash at your place
Yall will just cuddle and watch a movie
Speaking of movies you work at rhe movie shop with Robin aka you bestfriend and Steve your twin brother
You help give Dustin and the others the information about you boyfriend to help them find him
You helped explain about the upside-down because you had been though it 3 times before
He was shocked
Now you had to help his find away out of the murder charges
You had been with Robin and Nancy at the library
And you had to drive to the school to find max with crisse and Fred's files
You find Eddie at the rock not far from lovers lake
You stay on land to make sure the kids don't get in to more trouble
Then you find the upside-down portal you watch as you brother jumps in to the water
Then you see everyone else jump in to water
You help them find out how to talk to Eddie, your brother Steve, robin and Nancy
You and the kids got Eddie's place and open the Portal
Eddie's mattress gets moved out to help them land
"I don't know what those stans are" Eddie staring at his mattress
"Coke and beer" you helping max put it down
As soon as he falls and is out you runs up and hugs you so tight.
°♤》■《♤°¡♤》■《♤°¡♤》■《♤°¡♤》■《♤°¡♤
Part 2
Have a good day and night.
Pixie out 🧚‍♀️
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taegyuun · 4 years
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enhypen picking their s/o up from a study session
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genre: fluff
pairing: enhypen x reader
word count: 1.3k+
resquest: hello, may i request enhypen's reaction when you call for them to pick you up from school after studying with your friends 👉👈. not gonna lie, i imagine the friends being like "WOAH that's your boyfriend?" when they finally show to pick you up.
note: hey! i hope this is enough i kinda got carried away with some of them
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♡ — LEE HEESEUNG
so you were studying math with 2 other friends... gross.
but what can you do
and you see that the clock was reaching a beautiful time of 9:47 pm and realised it was time to hit the road
you take out your phone, telling your friends it was probably time you started heading back
they said they’d wait until your boyfriend came to pick you up to make sure you were safe wow you have great friends
so you message heeseung and you’re like “hey can u pls pick me up from this library” and hes like “yeah give me like 10 mins”
so while you’re waiting your friends are super excited bc theyve never met your boyfriend and mid way through the convo they just stop and stare outside
“hey,,,, y/n i don’t wanna freak you out but i think theres a literal model coming here” and you’re like WAIT wHAT and you turn out and you’re like oh
bc it’s just your boyfriend 😒 LMAOOO JK
and you’re like hey yall that’s my bf 🙄
pls their jaw DROPPED and then heeseung walks in with a pretty smile on his face and hes like “hey darling, ready to go?” while saying a quick hi to your friends
get me a bf like this
rest of the boys under the cut !
♡ — JAY PARK
my goodness the second you text him that you need picking up hes like hell yeah my time to shine
jay doesn’t typically miss with his outfits even if he’s wearing like “loungewear” or whatever like he still looks good
but he makes sure to pull out ALL the good things bc he knows you always look good no matter what and you two just cannot not be the best looking couple
so you’re waiting there talking to your friends as your packing up or whatever AND MY DIEIQOFKKAJF JUST UMAGINE
JAY WALKING THROUGH THOSE DOORS AND EYES SCANNING THE PLACE LOOKING FOR YOU
your friends are freaking out bruh they’re like holy hes drop dead gorgeous and you’re like
y’know hes kinda ugly tho AND THEYRE LIKE ARE YOU INSANE
then they realise what’s going on when he wraps his arm around your shoulder and presses a kiss to your temple, hand reaching down to intertwine your fingers
good lord id pass away
your friends are like a bunch of losers just giggling away between each other after he said a simple hello-
♡ — JAKE SIM
BABY GETS SO EXCITED HES LIKE YES YES YES I GET TO DO BOYFRIEND THINGS
walks in with a bright smile on his face hes like WHERE IS MT BABY but only in his head
sees your friends and politely introduces himself and sends them a little wave
tbh he probably manages to stay for a little chat and just gets to know your friends
hes like “so what were you studying” and then he looks down at your papers and sees it’s physics...
he lets out a sigh and hes like “you could’ve just asked me for help, gorgeous” and you’re like well i didn’t want to leave my friends in the dark
SO RHE SWEETEST BOY EVER SAYS “next time just come over and we can all study together,,, i already know these things i graduated”
your friends are literally infatuated with the boy in a friendly way ofc
they’re like jokingly saying “don’t you dare hurt y/n 😡😡” but they literally love him and know hes the sweetest and best boy
still kinda freaking out over his beauty and just him in general but-
♡ — PARK SUNGHOON
now now your friends already knew sunghoon bc of his ice skating career
what they didn’t know is that you two are together
so it sure as hell was a surprise when they see THE PARK SUNGHOON walk through the doors of some old library
and the fact that he wasn’t looking for a place to study was just.... ejjwfiqkjdownekw
NOW WHEN THEY SEE HIM COMING TOWARDS YALL THEYRE JUST LIKE WOAH WOAH WOAH !!!!
and then hes standing there slightly uncomfortable with your friends eyes just ALL over him and hes like “hey you ready to go?”
their eyes just POP out their skulls like excuse me what
before you leave they’re like y/n pls explain you don’t have to say anything in detail but like a slight explanation on wtf is going on
and you’re like this is my bf haha
now not only are their eyes popped out from their skulls their jaws have also dropped to the ground
they’re like wow i’m so happy for you but also wouldnt be able to recover for a while
still couldn’t believe that park sunghoon is your boyfriend
♡ — KIM SUNOO
he sees the text and hes like ugh not this again
he just really didn’t feel like leaving the comfort and warmth of his living room ok 💀
but hes like i guess i can make a slight change for them 😒
LMAOO NAH HES SECRETLY EXCITED TO PICK YOU UP BC YOUVE TRUSTED HUM WITH THIS BUT HE JUST DOESNT WANT TO ADMIT IT
he walks into the library half frozen bc shiii it’s cold out there rn
and he like storms over to you sligrjlt shudder shouting and hes like
“yah y/n wtf are you doing forcing me to go out in the cold do you realise how cold it is??? and where is your coat??? and your scarf???? god why do you not know how to take care of yourself.... you’re like a child!”
and as hes saying all of this hes unwrapping his scarf from around his neck and pulling it around yours
the whole time he hasnt actually realised your friends are watching all of this unfold with HEART eyes for days like pls they love how aggressively caring he is for you
and then he sighs with his hands on his hips and turns around to finally notice your friends
he gets kinda blushy bc of what just happened and hes like “omg i’m so sorry you did not see that..... anyway i’m sunoo, y/n’s bf!” and he has his prettiest smile on his face and theyre like
AWWWWWW HES SO CUTE
yes. yes he is.
♡ — YANG JUNGWON
tbh you don’t even text him to pick you up hes just like “stay at the library i’ll pick you up once you’re done just message me when” and you’re like THATS MY BABY I LOBE HUM.
so y’know hes like getting ready to leave and what not afyer you text him and during the time that you’re waiting for him
you decide to gush to your friends all about how you have the best boyfriend ever
SO WJEM HE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR
they’re like “you did not do him enough justice mt GOD”
and he just BLUSHES
he’ll be so blushy bro like bright red but everyone thinks he’s super cute
the librarian probably was like wow what a cute young boy
holds your hand and is like “you sure you’re done? got everything?”
MY GOODNESS HOW DID YOU FIND SUCH A PERFECT BOY HES FIAIFIWKJR
probably waves bye to your friends and asks them if they need a ride too
they watch as he kisses your temple on the way out hes that precious
♡ — NISHIMURA RIKI
hes not going to pick you up
nope.
unless you promise to buy him fish buns on the way out LMAOOO
bruh you probably message him and hes like “ok time to leave” and then continues to lay in bed and scroll through whatever hes on but then he realised what time it is so hes like CRAP
and he runs out the door so when he gets there his hair is messy and he’s very slightly out of breath
your friends are like woah that’s a PRETTY boy and you’re like
bruh hes so annoying he didn’t even want to walk me home 😡😡😡
but he comes up to you and shyly nods at your friends
he doesn’t really do much pda but he does interlock your pinkies together :(((
and as your walking out after saying bye hes whining about the fish buns and about how much he deserves them and you’re like “riki shut up pls” and hes like
“buT YOU PROMISEDDDDDD”
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roscgcld · 3 years
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This shit is about to hurt so please read with caution because I'm on my feels and my period which makes me a little crybaby...
Okay like I'm eating peaches and also studying geometry but... Dad!Nanami consumes my brain so much, it's the only thing I can think of!
Dad!Nanami whose voice is shaking so much and is at the verge of crying contrary to what everyone sees him as, when he sees you and his little baby girl.( I don't care what anyone says, I will always imagine that Nanami would be the girl father and an amazing one🥺🥰)
Dad!Nanami who never lets go of her and looks at her amazed. She is the copy of him, the eyes, the hair, the nose everything! Fortunately though, she at least have your personality.
Dad!Nanami who makes Gojo his daughter's godfather even though he acts like he hates him. But he respects Gojo so much and knows that if something were to happen to him, he would take care of his wife and daughter.
Gojo calling his goddaughter, his little kikufuku mochi and teaches her to hate the higher ups and gives her a little speech while she looks at him as if he grew another head and lightly slaps his nose with sparkling eyes. Gojo whines to Nanami that he is the one who encourages her to do that and even if Nanami is silent, we all know that this is true.
You know the tradition in which they put a few objects in front of the baby and the little cinnamon roll chooses one? Nanami's girl doesn't even hesitate, she doesn't care about the objects in front of her, she immediately goes to her papa's sword and touches it.
Everyone is delighted and kinda amused at the look on bot Nanami's and your's faces. Gojo exclaims that he is gonna have a little student from now on while Nanami is threating him. He puts her daughter away from the blade and hides it so that she can choose a normal thing for her career because he doesn't want his little girl to choose being a sorcerer. But this time she crawls to him while he is sitting on the ground and sits at his lap, pulling his tie as if to say that "No matter what, I wanna be like you."
Dad!Nanami being overwhelmed by her love for him but he truly despises the idea. He doesn't want her  to face the harshness of this world, doesn't want her to fight for her life not knowing when she could die because of a curse... He excuses himself for some time and in the meantime they try one more time and she goes to Maki and try to get her hands on her little blade while she freaks the hell out.
Dad!Nanami who will never forget the first time she walks and the first time she starts to see the curses. They are both at the the same day, she is waiting in front of the door since his arrival time came and yes, she knows his work schedule by heart 🤩 This is the reason why Nanami absolutely hates over-time because he knows that his little one will be waiting in front of the doos to be the first to greet him. He always disliked it and he hates it.
As soon as he walks through the door, his daughter clings onto his pants and looks up at him and he feels like his whole stress has been lifted. He goes to kitchen and kiss you and gives her to you but she also wants her father to be here so she flails but when she sees that he still keeps going, she lets out a high "Papa!" and gets out of your grasp and after a while, she stands on her wobbly feet and starts to have have her steps. This makes both you and him stop and gape at her. She is pretty happy that she now has both of her parents' attention😎
That night, Nanami goes to bed the happiest but both of you doesn't know that it is gonna be interrupted. In the middle of the night, his girl lets out a very high and scared wail, screaming for her papa and neither you nor Nanami ever got out of the bed that fast. Nanami immediately grabs his blade and dashes to her room only to find that a curse entered her room even though there were tailsmans around her room. His daughter is in rhe corner while the curse was slowly inching closer but before that Nanami kills it without mercy. When she sees you, she grips your shirt so hard while crying and saying that there was a big and hairy monster.
Dad!Nanami who accepts that his daughter can see the things he absolutely despises and explains to her the world they live in. After some time though, when he was certain that she would cry again, she asks a simple question. " Do you think I'd take after you and save the world?" in her own little baby language and Nanami, for the first time is astonished and amazed enough so much so that he couldn't speak. But his girl is playing with the hem of her PJs with embrassment but Nanami suddenly pulls her to his chest and squeezes her so much while muttering "I love you"s to her.
Spoiler Alert....( We all know where this is going but I jave another set of headcanons where he is alive because I will never accept that he died....🤧😭)
Dad!Nanami who is full of regrets because he will never be able to see his girl graduate, be an amazing young woman who inspires other, have a significant other. He would never be able to walk her down the aisle, never would be able to drive her to school, never hear her voice get higher when she talks about her parents.
Dad!Nanami who is full of sadness because he couldn't keep his promise to you. His promise of giving you a long and blessed life and family, his promise of going to Malaysia with you and his girl. His promise to cherish and love you each and every day till the day you both die. He regrets not saying you "I love you." before this mission. He knows that you are still fighging and for this mere reason her tries to do the same but he has no power. He has no other choice rather than trusting you two with Itadori and Gojo.
You knew when exactly he died. You knew because when he died, your heart stopped for a moment too. You couldn't stop the tears and the strong wail that passed your lips while collapsing, thinking what were you gonna say to your girl.
Itadori is the one who told you his last words, he wanted you out of this life, he wanted both of you to live and maybe it was selfish but you agreed. It was hard to explain it to your girl but suprisingly she said that he will never actually leave you to alone and that he will be watching over you both while hugging you.
And true to her words, she inherited his technique and wanted to learn how to use it so that she can be like her Papa. Only remains that was found were his blade, his ring and a part of his tie. She proudly uses his blade and has the part of his tie in a necklace while you wear both of the wedding rings.
And again, true to her words Nanami was watching over her with his friend Haibara. He was telling him what s strong girl she was and Nanami was only able to nod his head while tears were slipping from his eyes, muttering a single apology with a little threat as if she can hear. "Don't you dare die, little clover." And at that moment, she suddenly looks up to sky and promises to both of you that she will live. Right at this moment, Nanami realises that the bond you three have can never be broken and he can only pray that he will have you as his wife and his girl as his daughter in his next lives one more time...
jjk spoilers ahead!
....I am on my period too so now I am crying? Like I shed a few tears ?????? How dare you do this to me?????
I-
I swear - some of yall deserve to write more than my dumbass does. LOOK AT THIS AMAZINGNESS THAT IS A NANAMI ANGST???
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drakenology · 4 years
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Game Over 👾 - Kenma Kozume
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gamer!kenma x gamer!reader
summary: kenma works at gamestop and this cutie came in to buy a new game. wonder if she’s single..
author’s note: kenma simps come get yall juice 🥵! we love a gamer boy. hope yall like dis. 🥴
warnings: smut (obviously), softdom!kenma, hair pulling, fluffy stuff, shitty rom-coms and kuroo being a hype man.
Slow days at GameStop were the worst. No one comes in anymore; who the hell still buys disks when you can buy all your games digitally now anyways? Still, it was easy money and something to do over the summer other than sit around and binge play League of Legends all day.
Kenma sighed as he pretended to look busy in front of the manager by fixing the poster wall for the eighth time all shift, mundanity floating through the store as three customers left after just leisurely looking around.
As Kenma’s restocking the playstation game wall he feels a tap on his shoulder.
“Um, excuse me do you work here?” A feminine voice asked.
“No. I just wear this fucking uniform shirt because I like it.” Kenma thought to himself before turning his head to face what was possibly the cutest girl he’s ever seen.
Kenma’s not really used to seeing too many girls in the store when he worked so he was a little shocked. But god she was pretty. She was wearing red; one of his favorite colors with these jeans that hugged her legs and thighs so nice he almost choked on his tongue before speaking.
“Uh.. yeah. How can I help you?” He finally responded.
“Hi! Um, I just wanted to know where I can find Fallout 4 for xbox? I’ve been looking everywhere for it and I can’t find it.” She sung. Her voice was like a symphony of everything good in the world. Kenma started to wonder what she’d sound like underneath him while he-
“Yeah. I’ll show you, I had to move them for a while so I could make room for newer games.” Kenma said, leading her towards the wall with all the xbox games were. He reached up high and grabbed the game off rhe top shelf and handed it to her with a meek smile.
“Thanks! I see you’re the only one working so I’ll look around and let you know when I’m ready to checkout.” She said smiling back. Kenma nodded and continued his work slowly so he could stare at her through the shelfs and hangers around the store.
The way she picked up things as she looked at them was adorable; her nose scrunching up as she giggled at the pikachu plushies. Kenma blushed as he watched her look around the store as if it were her first time visiting. She gamed, so it’s not like she’s never been in a gamestop before. But the way she looked at things she liked with fresh eyes was something to ponder on. He had to know her; at least her name.
Anyone who knew Kenma would know he’s not the type to go oogling at some girl and ask for her number, he’s hopelessly shy. But he couldn’t risk not seeing this girl again. As he walked to the counter, he gulped up his reluctance and took a deep breath.
“Hey. Ready when you are.” He said, getting the girl’s attention. She smiled and walked over with her game and a pikachu plushie; of course. She’s so fucking cute.
“Heh. Pikachu?” He teased, hoping he didn’t offend her. She simply laughed and put it on the counter for him to ring up.
“What can I say? I’m 12.” She said, sticking out her tongue with a smirk. Fuck. Kenma gulped again, pathetically blushing right in front of her and hoping she didn’t notice the tint of his cheeks turn bright red. He grabbed her stuff and rang it up, bagging it all nice for her before handing the bag to her.
“Want a receipt?” Kenma asked. She nodded, standing at the counter as she watched him print it out. Shit. The exchange was almost over and he hasn’t even asked her name yet. He had to before it was too late.
“Hey uh.. c-can I ask you something? You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to.” Kenma said, looking down at the screen and not into her gorgeous eyes.
“Yeah? What’s wrong, sir?” She asked. Fuck. Sir? Really? What’s she trying to do?
“What’s your name?”
“Y/N, why?”
“I-I wanted to know if I could have your number? And like maybe take you out- o-only if you want to I’m not-“
She laughed, and wrote her name and number on the back of the receipt and handed it back to him.
“Call me. I’d love to go out with you. You seem cool.” Y/N said. She squinted her eyes a little to read Kenma’s name tag.
“Ken..ma? Right? I’ll see you around, Kenma.”
And so began his helpless fall for her.
“Yo! Kenma, how’s it going with Y/N? Been a couple months now, right?” Kuroo asked over the discord server. Kenma blushed and looked down at his phone to see that you texted him.
“We’re good. She’s actually coming over in a bit so this will be my last game.” He said, smiling a little at your sweet message.
“Hey, Kenny! I’m on my way over. I’m raiding your kitchen btw I’m hungry 🤤 .”
“Ooooh, Kenma’s ‘bout to get some pussssayyy!” Kuroo teased. Kenma cringed and covered his flustered face as if anyone could see him.
“Shut up. Sh-she and I are taking it slow. I dunno if we’ll even go there today. None of your business anyways, perv!” Kenma explained, nervous about you coming over for the first time like ever.
You two had been on a few dates now, he had even met your roommate and your other friends. You two got so close after that day you had met at the GameStop and he was so grateful he came to work that day instead of calling out to binge play videogames. Kuroo erupted in furious laughter and continued his games with Kenma, enthused about him about finally getting some.
“Gotta hand it to you man, you managed to get yourself a hottie. And a gamer at that. I’m jealous.” Kuroo added, Kenma rolling his eyes.
He knew it too though. Kenma wasn’t necessarily a ladies man so it was a mystery what drew you to him. Still, he’s grateful he could spend his time with you even if you guys weren’t set in stone just yet.
Just as the game wrapped up, he received a call from his new favorite person.
“Hey, Kenma. I’m outside! Lemme in!” You giggle into the phone before the front door flung open, Kenma scooping you into his arms.
“Hey, you. Missed you.” He said into your hair. You smile and hug him back, following his lead inside. His little apartment was so cozy, gamer memorabilia all over the place as it screamed “Kenma”. It was so him. You smile and walk into his bedroom, thinking nothing of it as you gawk at his gaming setup.
“Woah. Didn’t know working at gamestop could get you a $1,000 set up!” You exclaim. Kenma laughed.
“Oh, I guess I didn’t tell you. I game professionally. GameStop is just another way for me to be close to videogames. Discounts are nice too.” He explained.
“So you’re a streamer?”
“Yup. You should watch me sometime. I-If you want.” Kenma said flustered. You smile and hook your arms around his neck and give him a peck on the nose.
You two spent most of the day talking about games and the lastest on manga you were both reading. Everytime you talked to him, he gave you something new to read and you’d talk about it next time you talked about it together.
Soon, you two were cuddling and watching shitty rom-coms; making fun of them became your favorite past time. You chuckle as the female protagonist says something completely cheesy about loving her love interest forever and gag at the kissing scene, Kenma covering his face in second hand embarrassment.
Then he took one look at you, snuggled up against him with your ass poking out against his groin. You were the little spoon, his arms around your waist as you look up at him from time to time to make a comment on the movie. Kenma was in love. But he had no idea how to tell you without scaring you off. What if it’s too soon? What if she doesn’t feel the same?
A cheesy sex scene displayed on the T.V causing you to get a little hot. Sure it was pretty lame but the thought of having sex right now; especially cuddled up with a cute boy, wasn’t too bad of an idea. Kenma’s sweating a little too, his dick growing hard as he realized the girl he really liked was laying in bed with him while watching borderline porn together; his face red as tomatos.
“Shit, I hope she doesn’t feel my dick poking against her. Fuck, she’s just so pretty.. I just wanna-“
“K-Kenma..?” You breath out, wet and face full of embarrassment.
“Yeah?” He said.
“I-I uh.. I don’t know how to say this but.. I’m h-horny.” You whisper as if someone else was in the room other than you two.
“A-Are you really?” Kenma asked, his dick growing more at the thought of how wet you were under your sweatpants, how hard and perky your nipples were under your bra. Fuck, he had to have you.
“Yeah.. I don’t know why but this scene is.. kinda turning me on.” You said, turning to face him to see his face bright red and eyes full of lust. You gulp, just as hungry as he is.
“Me too.” He said, staring down at your plump lips.
“Yeah?” You ask with seduction coating your tongue unintentionally, licking your lips as you bit down lightly as you looked up at him.
“Yeah.”
Kenma inched closer to your face, you following his lead as your lips finally met; your first kiss. The kiss was heavy, hands exploring and groping each other as you both moan into the kiss.
Clothes are shed and thrown to the side of the bed, Kenma drinking in the sight of your half naked body and savoring it. He pulled you back into the kiss, his tongue searching your mouth as you received him eagerly. You were making out so heavily, foreplay almost wasn’t even needed with how wet you got from his touch and kiss. You became so needy for him, the spot between your legs aching as your heart skipped eight beats.
“Kenma I-“ you said breaking the kiss, interrupted by a feral Kenma.
“No. I-I wanna take my time with you. Don’t rush.” You nod, Kenma grabbing your chin to pull you up to kiss him again.
You gasp, his hands a little cold as he touched your breasts. He groped and squeezed them, playing with your nipples as your squirm to gain friction in your panties.
You’re whining against Kenma’s mouth, desperate for him to touch you where you needed him most. As Kenma pulled away, he took a brief moment to look down at your body as he climbed on top of you.
“You’re so pretty.” He gushed, causing you to giggle and reach up to move his hair from his face.
“You too. U-Uh I mean, you’re handsome.” You said weakly, aching for something more than just kissing. He smirked at you, like a switch went off in his mind. He wasn’t the sweet and shy Kenma he was a second ago, feral lust changing his demeanor as he took a nipple into his mouth. You moan, your breath shaky as he ghosts his fingers over your panties; him feeling a wet spot on them as he hummed.
“You’re so wet, angel.” He moaned, you surprised at your new nickname. Kenma’s fingers are pulling your panties aside expertly and coating them in your slick in seconds, your moans filling his ears as he prodded them at your entrance. Your breathing becomes uneven as he slids them inside, suckling on your nipple as he looked you in the eyes.
You’re a moaning mess for him, the sounds of the movie playing were drowned out by your pathetic little moans as Kenma fingered you with his slim fingers.
“Hah.. Uuugh, K-Kenmaaa.” You gasp, an orgasm brewing in the pit of your stomach. Kenma chuckled, pulling away from your breast to coax you; talking you through the orgasm about to wash over your body as his fingers hooked to find that spot you like.
“Am I making you feel good, baby?” He asks, you unable to answer as you hold his arm for dear life. “Answer me.”
“Y-Yes! God, Ah! I’m gonna-“
“I know, baby. Cum for me. Cum all over my fucking fingers.” He cooed, rubbing harsh circles into your clit as your legs nearly jolt closed, the pleasure becoming too much as you boil over.
“Yeahhhh baby. Good girl.” He mumbled, rubbing your clit slowly to help ride out your peak, leaving soft kisses on your forehead to soothe you.
You let out a deep sigh, warn out from fingering alone. No one has ever made you feel this good using just his hands. Imagine what he can do to you with his dick.
“Bend over, baby.” Kenma said, motioning for you to turn over on the bed by tapping your outer thigh. You blink dumbly at him, your high still lingering as you flip yourself over on the bed and lay flat.
“Ass up.” He demanded, striking your ass with just enough power to snap you out of your finger-dumb trance. You yelp and arch your back, bringing your ass closer to him as he grabbed your hips.
Kenma stayed still for a while and marveled at your ass bent over for him, rubbing your ass with his big hands and smacking it every so often. He bit his lip, mumbling fuck under his breath as he teased his dick against your already worn out pussy.
You turn to look back at him, lust in your eyes and a face Kenma would never forget.
“F-fuck me. Please Ken, I n-need you.” You beg, tearing up at the feeling of Kenma’s smooth dick brushing up against your sensitive clit.
“Say no more, baby. Gonna fuck you so good.” He hissed, nearly shoving himself inside. You gasp, the feeling of him stretching you so deliciously forcing a guttural moan from your chest.
Kenma started his pace hard yet slow, making sure you felt every inch; every vein of his dick, giving it his all as he ripped your noises from your mouth.
You’re panting, unable to keep up with him as you grip onto the sheets. You shoved your face into his pillows, screams uncontrollably leaving your lips as Kenma started brutally pounding into your poor pussy.
“Uhhnnn! I-I love you Kenma!” You shout, biting down on the pillow as you feel your chest get hot in embarrassment. God, why did you have to say love? Surely he doesn’t feel the same just yet.
“Fuck, I love you too, Y/N. Hah, I wanted to say that to you for so long.” Kenma admits, grabbing a fist full of your hair and yanking you up to him as he hummed sweet praised into your ear as he fucked you stupid. You sob, relieved he felt the same way.
The ultimate exchange of love between two people emerged as he threw you back onto the bed and raised on leg up onto the bed to gain a better angle on that sweet spot of yours causing you to shriek and clench around him as you come close to cumming. Suddenly, the searing hot pleasure stops as Kenma pulled out of you. You whine, your entire body shuddering from the extreme loss.
“Get up. I want you over my desk.” Kenma said, pulling you off the bed by your arm. He was being so rough with you right now you almost thought you were fucking a completely different person; Kenma the shy and awkward gamer boy transformed into the sexiest Dom you’d ever been with.
Your legs wobble as you stood bent over his desk and gaming set up, your naked chest pressed against the cold wood as you wait for him to fuck you again. Kenma prodding himself at your entrance and leaned down close to your ear, sliding himself inside you once more with a grunt.
“You feel so good, you know that? Ugh, I’m gonna ruin you.” He huffed, you answering with a whine. He’s plowing you into his desk before you can respond properly, your hands glued onto the sides of it for dear life. Sooner than late, your orgasm is knocking at your door. Tears bubble in your eyes as you cry out for Kenma.
“C-C-Can I cum now? P-please godd let me cum Ken, ahhah!” You babble, almost unable to hold yourself back for much longer as he pummeled you nice and hard.
“G’head, baby. Cum nice and hard for me.” Kenma granted, giving your ass a hard smack to make you clench around his dick harder as you came. It was amazing. It was like a volcano erupted inside you, loud moans and sobs filling the room as your chest heaved in and out.
Kenma ruts into you one last time and pulls out swiftly, stroking his dick to release himself onto your ass as you sigh from the loss. You both stand still for a while, Kenma staring down at your coating ass cheeks and you at your fucked out reflection of his monitor. You feel him step away, too drunk off your orgasm to even care what he’s doing as he cleans you up and leads you back to bed.
“I dunno where I threw your shirt so I’m just gonna grab one of mine, okay?” Kenma says, rubbing small circles into your back. You nod, eyes closed as you hum into the pillow in comfort.
You tried not to doze off as Kenma dressed you in some clothes of his that you were totally going to steal, his scent coating the fabric of his t-shirt. After a little while, Kenma’s in bed with you lacing his body with yours as he stroked your back to soothe you to sleep.
“Can I sleep over?” You ask cutely. Kenma smiled and kissed your forehead.
“Duh.” He said. You giggle and nuzzle your head into his chest, taking in his scent as you start to doze off.
“Kenma?”
“Hm?”
“Did you mean that? What you said when we were... you know.” You ask, unsure. Kenma grabbed your chin and turned you to face him.
“Of course. I-I uh..” He paused. “I knew loved you the day I met you, Y/N.”
You tear up, pulling him up to kiss you.
“Same.” You say, holding him impossibly closer.
“So does this mean we’re-“ Kenma’s interrupted by the sound of you falling fast asleep, small snores driving Kenma into cuteness overload. He sighs, kissing your forehead as you slept on his chest.
Moments like these are truly ones to cherish.
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ye4gerismarchives · 3 years
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the bachelorette: the wedding
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an: h-hey guys😅 a whole month w/o rhe bachelorette. y’all prolly forgot about it. fortunately, i haven’t😭 sorry yall, i’ve been up all night for the past month reading about nasty white men instead of writing for the bachelorette. this chapter has 4768 words, so i guess that’s a plus.
tags: black, fem reader. i don’t have any triggers off my head, if something does trigger you, do let me know
taglist: @taybird
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5:00 am
You had plans to send Levi to his grave. How dare he wake you up at like four in the morning only to start your makeup and hair an hour later? The makeup and hair team were completely respectful towards you and respected your space, considering today was going to be full of emotions.
As your face was getting beat, there was a knock at the door. The makeup artist working on your face stopped so that you could address the person at the door. "If your name is Levi, don't bother coming in," you say. The door opens and your heart jumps because
Her Royal Highness Princess Historia and her girlfriend, Ymir, were in YOUR room.
"Oh sh*t, Your Royal Highness," you let out. Members of your team start to curtsy and bow to Historia. Ymir stands awkwardly behind her. She must have been getting used to the royal bs around her.
You stand to curtsy as well but Historia raises a hand to stop you. "Today is all about you. Ymir and I are going to be your bridesmaids today! Levi called us and we decided we would support you today!" she says cheerfully.
So, Levi probably wasn't going to die today. Now, you couldn't bring yourself to be mad at him but you still side eyes him. He was a powerful guy- you were still under the impression that he said something to Mikasa during the show and caused her unusual behavior.
"O-Oh?"
"Yeah! Ymir and I will get changed but we'll see you in your dress."
And with that, the princess and her girl left your room. It was like a dream.
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5:30 am
Weeks before the wedding came, you went dress shopping. However, it didn't go how you wanted it to go. Ideally, you would be dress shopping with Sasha, Mikasa, and Connie. There was no way in hell you would call Sasha and ask her to go with you. You called Connie, who refused to pick up. You thought about calling Mikasa but you felt uneasy about it. So, Levi and his husband, Erwin, went with you.
Erwin was a complete angel. He asked you respectful questions about your life and even made you laugh. Spending time with Erwin made you realized how...dark Levi was and even made you question why they were even together. But your thoughts couldn't stop you from seeing how Levi melted under Erwin's touch. They loved each other. You hoped that You and Jean would be like that.
With their help, you managed to pick the perfect dress.
Slipping it on for the second time was just as magical as it was the first. Your team awed and cooed over how beautiful you looked. Historia and Ymir entered in matching pink outfits and immediately started fawning over how good you looked.
You felt your face redden up and you couldn't help but smile. But all of that went away when a familiar face entered.
"You...you look good, y/n."
"Mikasa...what are you doing here?"
Mikasa was standing in front of you in the same pink color that Ymir and Historia were in but her outfit was a sleeveless wide-legged jumpsuit. Her bangs were brushed away from her face and the rest of her hair sat behind her ears- well, mostly.
"Levi called me. He apologized for everything and told me to come over to apologize to you too. And then he forced me to be your maid of honor," Mikasa explained.
Levi forcing her to come over sounded like him but apologizing? He must have realized he went too far, especially since Mikasa was his niece. Levi was too caught up in creating and entertaining drama that he probably forgot Mikasa's relation to him.
So, you decided to let everything go.
You walk towards Mikasa with arms open and she's shocked but she doesn't hesitate to envelop you in her arms are well.
"I'm so sorry, y/n. I know was so out of line. I'll never let any man get in the way of our friendship again," Mikasa said as she squeezed you harder.
"Same here. If things don't work out with Jean, I'll marry you instead," you joke. You can feel Mikasa's laughter vibrate against your neck. She pulls away first and you proceed to ask another question. "Have you been in touch with Sasha?"
Mikasa purses her lips and shakes her head. "She's been radio silent. I can't tell if she got more backlash than me. She's off social media and just unwilling to speak with anyone. The hate probably got to her and she's just hiding for now."
You weren't too surprised. Mikasa was doing a job- a terrible one- but Sasha went out of her way to sleep with one of your guys...but she was drunk. You could imagine Sasha being the most discussed and debated online. Without speaking to her, you wouldn't know what was really going on in her mind.
"Oh! You never said hi to Princess Historia or Ymir. They're my bridesmaids for the day," you point out. The color leaves Mikasa's face when she realizes who's in the room with her. "Sh*t. Your Royal Highness," Mikasa curtsies. Historia lets out one of her signature giggles and begins to introduce herself and Ymir to Mikasa. As that goes on, your team starts helping you with your dress again.
You were slightly glad Mikasa was by your side today. The situation between the both of you was awkward but you were willing to give her another chance.
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7:30 am
In the last two hours, you've done photoshoots and chat with everyone around you. Now it was time for Jean to be yours and for you to be his. You did question the early wedding time that Levi gave you but this would probably be the last time you saw that man so let's just let him do what he wants.
You were visibly nervous. You were gripping onto Mikasa's hand like it would be your last time doing so. "Hey, just remember, he's not your real husband. At least for now. This is all show," Mikasa reminds you. She was right. Jean may have been romantic with you but also he got his hour of fame, he could possibly leave you. Maybe he would get married to Connie.
You started to take a few deep breaths as you pulled up in front of the venue. Levi had rented a beach (not the one you and Connie were on) for your wedding.
From what you could see in the car, there were multiple seats and people were filling them up. You hoped that Connie's family had no ill-feeling toward you and decided to show up. It would be a shame since you were caught on television talking about how you would love for them to be there.
Your car came to a slow end. "y/n, do not worry. Remember, THIS is all fake. Only you decide if it's real," Mikasa reminds you. Levi opens your door and offers his hand to you. "It's go time." Mikasa helped you with your veil making sure that it wouldn't hit the ground.
"y/n, I know I may have been a menace but I'm happy for you. You might have had the most popular season yet," he says. Him bringing up ratings was no shock to you. You don't reply and Levi have his moment.
You like to think that Jean would like to spend the rest of his life with you. You knew that wasn't the case with many Bachelorettes and Bachelors but you look at Levi and Erwin...ah well, that wasn't a good example, considering that Erwin wasn't a contestant. He was the previous host. 'CALM DOWN,' you tell yourself, 'YOU AND JEAN WILL BE GOOD. AND IF HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, ITS WHATEVER BECAUSE I'M THE BEST THING EVER.'
Minutes later, you're at the end of the aisle. Jean has his back turned and he's pacing back and forth slightly. Next to him is Connie. You know this because you recognize his big egg head. You're happy he put everything aside to support the both of you.
Mikasa takes her place in front of you and the music starts. Levi offers you his arm and you take it.
This was really happening.
You looked into the audience with a smile on your face but everything was moving so fast, you couldn't recognize their faces.
Before you knew it, you were by Jean. He still couldn't look at you- not until Levi gave you away. The marriage officiant clears his throat and begins to talk.
"We are gathered here today to witness the union of Jean and y/n. Welcome friends and family! We're glad to have you with us.
Today is the beginning of a remarkable journey for this couple. Drawing on their mutual admiration, respect, and trust, they are ready to embark on the next chapter in their lives. We celebrate the love and light evident in their relationship and wish them well on this joyous occasion.
Who gives this woman away?"
"I do," Levi answers. He takes Jean's hand and places it on top of yours. Jean then moves his under yours so that he could hold it. He looks down at Levi and mouths 'Thank you'. The shorter male nods and takes a seat.
The officiant gives you and Jean a moment to face each other. Jean had the biggest smile on his face when his eyes landed on you. "You look gorgeous," he whispers. "You're not so bad yourself," you reply.
The officiant continues. "If anyone has cause to object to the forming of this union, speak now or forever hold your peace." You look over Jean's shoulder to see Connie. You couldn't see his whole face, thanks to Jean's height, but you could see his eyes. They were narrowed and looking straight at you.
You wanted to feel bad, but you couldn't. YOU decided that Connie would not be your spouse, and that was final.
No one responded to the officiant's request, so he continued.
"Marriage is an integral part of the human tradition. Let us remember, as we stand here before the Universe, that the vows taken today hold great importance, just as they did to our ancestors. As individuals, we choose to enter the union of marriage to share all aspects of ourselves with our soulmate. Today, this is true for Jean and y/n."
Soulmate. You hoped that was true for you and Jean. You did meet him on a tv show.
"There are few greater joys in life than finding someone with whom we truly "click." In that spirit, I will now share a short reading on soulmates from author Richard Bach:
"A soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our truest selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are; we can be loved for who we are and not for who we're pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we're safe in our own paradise. Our soulmate is someone who shares our deepest longings, our sense of direction. When we're two balloons, and together our direction is up, chances are we've found the right person. Our soulmate is the one who makes life come to life."
Under the eyes of Ymir, together we take a moment to acknowledge the seriousness of the commitment being entered into today. With great joy, we also recognize the special bond shared by Jean and y/n.."
This...this was a special bond indeed. Not only that, it was completely random. The next part of the wedding was your vows. The next part of solidifying your relationship.
"I will now invite the couple to share their vows. Jean and y/n, the promises you make today are sacred; they are the groundwork from which your marriage will grow and blossom over time.
Jean, would you like to begin first?"
Jean nods and squeezes your hands. "y/n, hopefully by the end of this ceremony, you will be my wife. I know there's a lot that you're worried about but I'll do everything to make you happy. I'll always protect you and keep you satisfied."
"y/n, your turn."
"Jean. I'm not too sure what to say...you've out-speeched me," you joke. Jean chuckled. "But...I too promise to love and protect you. I'll also make sure we're on the same page because that's very important for our relationship. I'm willing to fight for us."
You look at the officiant, letting him know that you were done.
"Let us proceed. Jean, before your family and friends, do you take y/n as your beloved Wife, to have and to hold, through laughter and in sadness, through challenges and successes, so long as you both shall live?"
Jean is silent for a moment. He's rubbing the back of your right hand and staring straight into your eyes- almost as if he was reevaluating everything. This made you nervous. Jean was a smart guy. You know you couldn't hold him down and force him to do anything he didn't want.
"I...I do," he finally answers. The weight on your chest dissolves.
"y/n, before your family and friends, do you take Jean as your beloved Husband, to have and to hold, through laughter and in sadness, through challenges and successes, so long as you both shall live?"
"Yes, I do," you answer quickly. You hear small laughs coming from the audience.
The officiant gives you a small smile before continuing. "Wedding rings are a traditional symbol of the strength of the bond between two soulmates."  Connie comes from behind Jean with the wedding bands and gave you both one.
"This bond is never broken, and continues in a perpetual circle, glowing with the warmth and eternal light of two souls in a perfect union. By wearing these rings, you will be always reminded of the connection you share and the vows you have made today. Jean, please, repeat after me;
I, Jean..."
"I, Jean..."
"present you, y/n, with this ring..."
"present you, y/n, with this ring..."
"as a symbol of our everlasting love."
"as a symbol of our everlasting love."
"Let it never lose its luster..."
"Let it never lose its luster..."
"just as my love for you will never fade."
"just as my love for you will never fade."
Jean, still gently holding your hand, slips the ring on (whatever finger your culture uses for weddings!). He can't help but admire it for a moment. He looks back up at you with the biggest grin. All you had to do was place the ring on his finger and your marriage would be "official".
"y/n, repeat after me. I, y/n..."
"I, y/n..."
"present you, Jean, with this ring..."
"present you, Jean, with this ring..."
"as a symbol of our everlasting love..."
"as a symbol of our everlasting love..."
"let it never lose its luster..."
"let it never lose its luster..."
"just as my love for you will never fade."
"just as my love for you will never fade."
You slip the ring onto Jean's left finger.
"By the power vested in me by the Ymir Life Church and Paradis, under the eyes of the Ymir, I happily pronounce you Husband and Wife! Jean, kiss your bride."
At that moment, everyone disappeared. It was just you and Jean. Jean places a hand on your waist and pulls you in. You find your hands riding up his chest and resting on his shoulder as you get closer. You and Jean connect and all of sudden, you're not in that bubble anymore.
"Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time, I give you Mr. Kirstein and Mrs. l/n!!."
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You and Jean left together as "spouses". The first thing you did was official wedding photoshoots that were to be spread all over Paradis and all over the world- thanks to social media. Y'all kinda look like Meghan and Harry tbh.
Anyway.
You both got an opportunity to change in your reception outfits. After that, it was another car ride to the reception venue. Jean held your hand and couldn't stop talking about how beautiful you looked. You were so flustered, you couldn't get a response out. When you reached the venue, the driver helped out first and Jean slipped out of the car after you. He took your hand and entered the reception venue with you.
When you entered the dining hall, you were welcomed by cheers and claps. It was extremely overwhelming- not in a bad sense, however. You looked around the room and caught some familiar faces. You saw Bertholdt and Reiner sitting at a table with another unfamiliar girl. Across the room, Mikasa is seated with Connie, Historia, and Ymir. Everyone else is family that Levi most likely reached out to.
You and Jean take a seat and the cheering calms down. You lean on Jean's shoulder and sigh. The day wasn't over yet, but you were already so tired. Jean places his head on top of yours. "I can't wait to just be with you. I don't know what you had planned tonight but to be honest, I just want to sleep. I haven't realized how tired I was until now," Jean says quietly. "I have to agree. Let's just take a shower, cuddle and just pass out."
Jean brings his head up and smirks at you. "A shower? Together?" You only roll your eyes jokingly. "Oh, look, I think Levi is gonna call us up to have our first dance." "Don't worry, I'll get my answer sooner or later, y/n. You can't run from me." Jean pokes your arm teasingly, which causes you to squirm a little bit. Levi calls you up and Jeans takes your hand to lead you to the dance floor.
(Song of your choice) starts playing and you're not even sure where to start. Jean has a hand on your waist and is holding your free hand. You have a hand on his shoulders. "I'm not even sure where to start, we never practiced," you whisper. Jean smiles softly. "Don't worry about it. We're in this together aren't we?" He begins to move, taking full control. You stumble a bit but your reception dress hides your clumsiness. After a bit, you weren't stumbling anymore. You rest your head on Jean's shoulder and he pulls you even closer. Your movements get even slower. The music slowly disappeared and so did everyone else. It was just you and Jean.
When the music actually came to an end, you pulled away slowly. "You did great," Jean says softly. "So did you." You both go back to your seats. Waiters started to come out and take everyone's orders for dinners and started to pour drinks- meaning a toast would be coming up.
Mikasa comes up to the dance floor and awkwardly clanks her glass, trying to get everyone's attention. Everyone turned their heads and it wasn't because of the awkward clanking of the glass. There were some 'What the hell is she doing here?'s and 'Eren's b*tch?'s. You could visibly see Mikasa's nervousness so you attempted to lock eyes with her. It took her a while but she could finally look you in the eye. Mikasa clears her throat. "Um, hi. You're probably wondering why I'm here but today is not about me. It's about y/n and Jean. I was once y/n's closets friends until I was pressured to do something that I wouldn't normally do." Mikasa gives Levi a side-eye. The shrimp man crosses his arms and rolls his eyes.
"y/n is absolutely amazing...I can't really put it into words but there's something about her that just make people want to be around her. I can see why Jean fought so hard to be with her."
Jean squeezes your hand when she makes that comment.
"I often think to myself about how y/n could have easily met Jean at a café or a movie theatre or something rather than on TV show. But at the same time, this was good for her...and all of us. Here we discovered the lengths of our friendship and who we really were as people. I believe these ups and downs helped y/n find Jean- her true love. Honestly, I wish you both a happy future. Make it worth it."
Mikasa raises her glass and everyone clinks their glass with their neighbors. Connie begins to walk up to the dance floor as soon as Mikasa leaves.
"I'm going to be really honest with you. This is was unexpected. I honestly thought that today was going to be about me." Connie raises his eyebrows at Jean, who furrows them.
"But I guess it's a good thing I didn't marry y/n. I wouldn't have been enough to handle. So, congrats to you, Jean. You're tolerable."
Connie gets off the dance floor without giving you or Jean a look. You look at Jean and he's hurt. "H-hey...maybe he's drunk or something. In his feelings, you know? Don't let him make you feel bad," you say. Jean gives you a small smile before sipping down his drink.
Moments later, it was time for parent dances. Jean got up to dance with his mom. It was a little bit uncoordinated than yours but they looked like they were having a lot of fun.
Next was the bouquet and garter toss. You started with the garter first. You sat in a chair with your legs cross. You knew this was going to happen but it wasn't rehearsed. Jean could see your uneasiness, so he started doing a silly sensual dance. It made you laugh and your laughter got louder once he started shimming down to the floor. He got closer to your thigh and you felt your face heating up. You slapped your hand over your mouth once he starting biting the garter and pulling it off. As he continued, you cupped your face. When Jean was finally day, cheers erupted and you uncovered your hot face. Jean closes his eyes and throws the garter into the crowd and it lands in the hands of Reiner. The guys cheer even louder for him as he awkwardly glances over at Bertholdt, who is a few people away from him.
Next was the bouquet throwing. You closed your eyes and the guest counted you off. Once you heard the number three, you threw the bouquet. You open your eyes and turn around to see that Bertholdt had gotten the flowers. His face is so red...he look like a tomato.
After your guest settled down, it was time to cut your cake, meaning that your wedding day was almost over. You picked a (cake of your choice) for tonight. "It looks delicious. I can't wait to try it," Jean whispers in your ear. "It is. You'll love it," you respond. You pick up a knife. Jean wraps his hands around yours. You both gently place the knife on the cake and pushed it down. You lean back to give Jean a kiss and he gives you one. Jean grabs two forks by the cake and hands one over to you.
Jean scoops a piece of the cake first. He places a hand on your chin and you open your mouth. "Ladies first," he says as he places the cake in your mouth. You take a minute to savor the taste before swallowing. You also take a piece of the cake and get on your toes to feed Jean. He chuckles softly at your struggle before taking the fork from you and feeding himself. "You're right, it's good," he says after swallowing. He bends down slightly to give you another kiss.
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The night was slowly coming to an end. There was no sight of Connie after his stupid speech and Levi and Erwin were getting ready to get home. Historia and Ymir had left right after the cake cutting ceremony but had promised to call you once everything had settled down. You and Jean formally greeted your guest and started your goodbyes.
Mikasa had gone up to you with a slightly awkward face. "Today wasn't so bad, huh?" she starts. You give her a kind smile. "It wasn't. Did you enjoy yourself?" Mikasa pauses to answer. "Your wedding was beautiful...however, I can't get upset over the reaction about me being here. y/n, I have to apologize again. What I did was completely wrong. I shouldn't even be blaming Levi for everything. I could have told you at first and-"
You pull Mikasa into a hug to shut her up. "Mikasa, move on. Come on, we're adults! At least you're apologizing and trying- unlike someone we know," you joke. You pull away. "Hopefully, if Jean and I have a real wedding, it won't be as awkward for you." Mikasa nods. "I'll see you around. Congrats." As Mikasa walks off, Reiner, Bert, and this mystery blonde come up to you. Inside Reiner's pocket is your garter sticking out and Bertholdt is clenching your bouquet.
"Hey," you start," Thank you for coming. Who's your friend?"
Bertholdt looks over at the blonde. "Thank you for inviting us...um...this is Annie. My dad thought you were her."
Now, why did Bertie's dad think you was this yt girl?😟
LMAO. "Nice to keep you, Annie. You Bertie's girl?" you ask.
Annie shakes her head no frantically. "OH, NO. Never in a million years, no. Yuck!" she answers dramatically. Reiner throws an arm over Bert's shoulder. "He's actually my boy now," he says proudly. "OH-! Congrats! So we're having a wedding for you soon, yes?" You tease. Reiner nods and Bertie tries to hide his face in Reiner's hair. "When did this all happen...? I just eliminated you like...two weeks ago?"
"Well...Reiner and I were still in contact and when I left, he reached out to me. We met up a few times and we hit it off," Bertie explains. "Congrats. I'm really happy to hear that," you answer. You turn around to look for Jean. He's talking to his mom. He gives you a small glance before continuing his conversation with her. "I better go catch up with Jean. It was nice to see you...and finally meeting you, Annie." The trio say their goodbyes before leaving.
You make your way over to Jean but you're stopped by the human fit of annoyance- Levi. You were so tired of him but you threw on a smile since Erwin was walking over as well. "Yes, Levi? I thought we were done here," you say in a singsong voice. "Aw, you're ready to go?" Levi says sarcastically. You open your mouth to answer but he cuts you off. "For starters, thank you for adding on to mine and Erwin's paychecks. We really appreciate it. Arrangements for your hotel and honeymoon have been put together. You're tired of me, but don't hesitate to call me if something goes wrong. Besides that, I wish you luck. Make everything worth it."
Levi walks past you and Erwin stops to hug you before following his husband.
Jean makes his way up to you, his mom following behind. "Everything good? I saw shrimp talking to you." You take Jean's hand. "Everything's good." Jean pulls you into a side hug. "Aw, you guys are so cute. I really do hope you last," Jean's mom comments, "I've always wanted a daughter."
"Mom, nothing's official yet-"
"I'm glad you think of me as your daughter, June."
"Well, I'll see you later. Jean, take care of her tonight. Be good to her and listen to her. Don't be rough, she's not a rag doll," June warned her son. She had a finger up in his face and everything. Seeing their relationship on the regular was going going to be hilarious.
Jean swats his mom's finger out of his face before waving her goodbye. He then fully wraps his arms around you. "No offense. But I'm glad this is over. We'll get to know each other one on one now," he says. You can't help but agree.
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ITS FINALLY OVER. well not exactly. i have one more chapter to write and y’all will never hear about levi, 12 guys, and dates ever again😭 but since this series has reached its goal (you getting married) please do me a favor and rate my series, it would be appreciated!
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