#XD it was much hysterical
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The amount of funny things that have happened in a brief amount of time which I do not have the skill to relay--
Me: [makes muffins]
My grandma: [lent liners, so is curious, and then very proud]
My grandma: [watches me throw out the box mix]
Grandma: "bOx MiX?!"
Me: "I-- I never said it wasn't box--"
Grandma: [as she leaves] "AH! @shoulderscars WOULD NEVER--"
Me: [eye twitches] exCUSE--" [runs after her] THAT KID ONLY DOES COOKIES FROM SCRATCH! YALL JUST NEVER ASK HER SO WE GIVE HER THE PRIDE BUT LET ME TELL YOU GRANDMA, SHE A BOX-MIX-FOLLOWING HEATHEN LIKE THE REST OF US!"
#red's personal sitcom#XD it was much hysterical#my mom was laughing and quoting us the whole time#@shoulderscars you have decieved the public and i am your reckoning now. >:3
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Just been talking to this npc and he was like 'oh hey!! Nice of them to send out a guy so soon after I sent my letter!' and when link did his little talking hand gestures my full expectation was the next words to be 'omg the hero?? Zeldas knight?? The champion of hyrule? You guys were missing it was all over the kingdom!!'
Npc: oh, so you're just some guy? Man, I thought they would have sent someone out by now, I've been waiting ages...
A) no you haven't
B) Link, WHAT????
Asdfghjkl??? NO WONDER he's been Tony Hawked he's not even introducing himself with his name??!
Actually... Given what other people have been calling him, I think he's been introducing himself as 'just a wandering swordsman'.
LINK THAT WAS YOUR FAULT THE WHOLE TIME???
#Lmaoooo#That explains so much#Josha especially that's so funny. Like she knew link on sight and does know his name but always calls him swordsman.#Bet that's how he introduced himself when they first met and then zelda appeared XD so now he always gets the nickname#I like that link chose to do that himself and it's not just everyone failing to recognise him. Like he doesn't want the fame and fawning#He's happy as is. Can't tell me he doesn't have a sense of humour tho with the amount of people who talk about the hero to his face.#Met a guy just after who told link he was on a trip to 'something forest' where he was going to get the master sword because he was the her#No idea where he got his information I'm assuming he thinks link kicked it when he went missing and that the title gets handed down??#Link was just 'mhm uhuh' the whole time completely blank faced it was GREAT.#Similarly fi has the funniest mythos in bottok. We've had the master torch and gourd and several people who didn't recognise it and#A handful of people who claim THEY'RE the legendary hero. Hysterical. I hope they're all having fun wherever they are XD.#loz#loz totk#tears of the kingdom#totk#botw#loz link#breath of the wild#loz botw#botw totk#link legend of zelda#botw link#totk link#Can't believe we were all laughing about the Tony hawk fame and the whole time he was doing that on purpose#Makes the yiga even funnier that they all recognise him ON SIGHT. Sorry man you're clean out of luck there XD
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what is that weird frog anime 😭
Oh!
It's a really really REALLY weird anime called Keroro Gunso (Sgt Frog in English) that I started watching in 5th grade, and I became absolutely obsessed with ever since. I annoyed my siblings with it soooo much back in the day...
Just one of my many childhood hyperfixations XD
#you should've seen how much i annoyed my siblings with it XD#hysterical#ask#mod post#sgt frog#keroro gunso
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WHERY ^^^ HOW DO YOU NEVER GOD DAMN MISSS???? IT SEEMS STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY YET SOMEHOW IT’S TRUE!?!?!?!!!!
Hhehehehe i also reallly like this guy ^^^
Water is Thicker Than Blood Chapter 35
Sorry, Mags, you will find little to no solace in Ace. He will gaslight you.
{Start} {Prev Next (coming soon)}
Sorry if this looks a little rushed or anything, in the middle of coloring it I got a massive burn on my drawing hand so i was in fact rushing.
this is one of my fav chapters so far, I think yall will really like it :) you guys really like the ace/luffy shenanigans :D
#ur so right about this being a phenomenal chapter like WOWWWW#im calling bullshit on emmanuel usually being good with names!!!#NO WAYY!!!! unless… sally was the one completely butchering their names and it transferred over like chinese whispers ; w ;#heehehehehe i love emmanuels fringe blowing up- luffys scream being so loud its wind blowing is a cute funny lil visual gag#ahh its always endearing how much of a proud older bro ace is ; w ; ‘you’ll love him i promise’#I. LOVE IT. WHEN YOU DRAW THEM LIKE MUPPETS MAN.#emmanuel looks so traumitised already! it seems like he has a wonderful first impression of luffy :D#LOLLL YOUVE LITERALLY KNOW ME FOR 12 YRS WTF#COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HAIR#but theyre around the same height so i understand how u cud make the mistake#ehehehe luffys having so much fun playing with maggie!!! what a great babysitter <3#look at that big smile :D#NOW THESE PANELS SLAPPP SOOO HARD MWAHAHAHAHA#THE SENSE OF MOTION IS SOOO INSANE MAN ITS CONVEYED SO WELL ABAHAHAHAHA#LUFFY LUCK STAT 50000000#bahahbahaha maggie throwing her sandals XDDDD NICE THROW LOOF!!!#gosh hes so cool#HES SO FURIIRCKING MONKEY ON THE NEXT PAGE THOUGH#aomg U CONVEY HIS MONKEYNESS ABSOLUTELY PERFECLTY IM IN HYSTERICS#HE DIDNT HAVE TO FLIP ALL THE WAY UP BUT HE DID AND IM INLOVOR WIHT HIM#i love it when u draw people like muppets#weheheh OOHHHH SHUTT ITT!!!!!#i dont know what you expected either maggie XD look at the shit eating grin#LOVED THIS CHAPTER WHERY
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That's the second SMP series with this (approximate) group of friends that ended with Pix as a ghost.
On a server with not one Vigil, but two: Sausage's giant candle and the V161L mining rig.
On a server where Pix was smelting copper for XP.
On a server where he was honouring the life of his tools by burying them.
On a server where the local tavern was called The Winchester.
Even the Fate Coins were copper.
'No lore' my arse xD
From his finale:
Sausage: Oh, Pix! Pix, come here! Come here, Pix! [pause] Sausage: I… know what you did… Pix: What? What did I do? Sausage: I know what those letters on the side mean! Pix: Oh… nonononono. That's… it's nothing. It's… it's a code name. It's just like a… Sausage: YEAH! A code name! Pix: It's like a military designation. That's all it is. Sausage: [moves close] For… the Vigil. Huh? Pix: I mean… [accidentally tosses his bow at Sausage] I mean not… what… I just threw my bow at you! Sausage: [laughs, as thunder sounds in the background] Pix: [retrieves the bow and takes aim at Sausage] Sausage! Don't tell anyone, okay? Don't tell anyone I did a lore! Sausage: You did it! I know! Pix: Don't tell anyone! Sausage: I know what you did! And you know what you did? You pointed it to the Candle of mine of… Pix: Oh… Oh, I… Sausage: …of my side, which is also the Vigil! Pix: It does actually line up, yeah. It lines up a little bit, yeah. Sausage: [hysterical giggle] Shh! Don't tell the Fates! Pix: [reaches into inventory and throws a full stack of deepslate diamond ore at Sausage] Sausage... Sausage, uh… here's… here's… here's a payoff for you. Don't… don't tell anyone, yeah? Sausage: Ooooh! I won't tell anybody!
I love these people. All of 'em. So damn much <3
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I'm almost finish with book 3 and I'M UNWELL.
Spoilers under the cut !
I just read Yue Qingyuan talk with Shen Qingqiu AND I'M SO CLOSE TO CRYING. I knew this would happen, I've been spoil to everything, I knew from second one but it still hurt !!!
Like why. I'll run with the headcanon that Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu are reincarnation just to pretend he can have this. I need them to have a happy ending in my mind.
Also I don't understand the Yue Qingyuan haters. Yes he fuck up, but come on he suffered enough. I was so excited to read the 79 extra in book 4 but now I'm scared.
Really between, the fact that Binghe's fucking mad right now and that Tianlang-Jun and Zhuzhi Lang are DYING on the ground, Mobei jun is my only comfort.
Really he is so funny without meaning to. Luo Binghe is so clearly not well but he still obeyed so fast and the fact that he made Zhuzhi Lang shut up by punching him ? Hysterical !! Then he just got yeeted.
Shang Qinghua I now understand why he's your favorite. All his scenes are so funny to me.
Anyways, I love this book so much XD
#luo bingge#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#jiuyuan#mobei jun#zhuzhi lang#tianlang jun#svsss#scumbag system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you are allowed to have a favourite ship, canon or not, out of a particular show.
Shipping is just a way for artist and what not to explore different dynamics, or even their own. That’s why I believe we should let people enjoy what they like, without forcing our own image of a certain spectrum into them. Especially cause shaming those people, for trying to explore their identity through art, might cause actual harm to them or cause them to not enjoy doing what they like anymore, bc of hateful comments from someone who hides behind a fake identity to hate on a fictional ship, which in itself it’s a very sad and pathetic way to live, but just cause your life is miserable doesn’t mean you need to make others people’s life miserable you know. Go touch Grass when you feel like being a dick!!!
As an AroAce fellow with no desire for a sexual relationship, I applaud and adore all those people making content of my fav husbands, let it be a fics smut or just normal fluff, I love it all SO MUCH Hazbin Hotel ep 5 changed my whole chemistry, and Say what you will about radioapple / appleradio, but I will always be entertained by the idea of Lucifer angrily doing acts of kindness for Alastor because it's what ‘Charlie would want’, and Alastor being a stupid ‘Bambi’ and try to wiggle himself out of it at the beginning, but then realise that he actually doesn’t mind the king of hell company at all. Both slowly growing to actually tolerate and maybe even like being around the other. Exchanging snarky remarks in a more playful way, playing music together, telling dad jokes, hating on the same delusions glorified iPad …like there is so much potential there that it’s crazy how much it pisses people off. It might be cause I am a sucker for Enemies to Friends to Lovers, but by God if that isn’t the best trope.
I know there will be some smart people out there, that are gonna be like “Alastor is ace”, but so are half the people who ship him!!! I hate when people make assumption on us, on who and how we want to love. I might not be interested in participating in sexual stuff myself, but that doesn’t stop me to explore my own ace-spectrum with these two characters, who if they wanted to could and would kiss each other, Cause for one I says so, I have the power to make that happen *insert hysterical laugh* And second It was confirmed that Alastor is a repulsed Ace, but would also be down to date someone if they were strong asf, (Confirmed in a stream, take that with a grain of salt) still makes this ship more possible than others.
Al being Aroace, doesn't mean he can't date or have sex, he's just not all that interested in it, but that could also derive from the fact that he hasn’t found the right person yet, so it doesn’t feel important to him yet. (fun fact aromantic wasn't the part of my struggle accepting that I was aroace it was actually accepting I was ace bc of my hyper sexual tendencies)
Also Alastor being aro just makes radioapple infinitely more funny to me, or any relationship with him for that matter. He is just this 7 feet tall demon with zero interest in romance, but always managing to find himself having beef with someone, possibly a guy, and act like he is either about to kiss or kill him XD
I really needed to get this off my chest and I absolutely mean every thing I said in here. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes, but you'll be surprised to see how much happier you will be when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.
Thanks for listening 😊💜
#aromantic#asexual#radioapple#appleradio#hazbin hotel 2024#hazbin hotel alastor#ace in the hole#radiostatic#hazbin hotel#alastor altruist#lucifer morningstar
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໑୧﹒★﹒Velvet & Veneer x GN!Reader - Headcanon's/one-shot ᰍ﹒∿
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 - You are the best friend of the famous duo Velvet and Veneer, it's a chaotic friendship lol
𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 - Trolls
★ The three of you practically grew up together, as you lived in the same suburbs, went to the same school and their mother was your dentist.
★ Veneer was the first to start a conversation with you, Velvet just found you boring
★ Until you became friends with Veneer and started going to the brothers' house to watch movies and Velvet had to bear you
★ After practically a month you managed to become a little closer to Velvet, so she trusted you a little
★ A year passed and you were a practically inseparable trio
★ You already know that Velvet really wanted to be famous and so did Veneer, they tried a lot of things even a slime channel on YouTube ( I really think they already had a channel XD )
★ Until they decided to become singers and you knew more than anyone that they couldn't sing
★ Then Veneer told you to relax as they were going to train and it really seemed to be working the brothers' performances were incredible and you supported them more than anyone
★ What you didn't know was that they were using Floyd's talent for this, Velvet was hiding it from you, but one day you found out
★ You and Velvet had a really bad fight and Veneer tried to calm both of tou down
★ Velvet was heartbroken to see her best friend so angry over something she thought that was so stupid, so she just ran out of there screaming hysterically, leaving you with Veneer.
"I can't believe you're doing this to a poor little creature."
"You know how Velvet is, we just wanted to be famous"
★ After a while of talking to Veneer, you and him try to convince Velvet to let the troll go and with much insistence, Velvet agrees (she probably only did it because of you)
★ So after this incident you start to help them to really strive and become big music stars with effort.
▐ Hello yall! This is my first hc/one-shot hope you guys like it ^^
▐ Sorry if there are any grammatical errors love you guys ₍^ >ヮ<^₎
#velvet and veneer#trolls veneer#trolls velvet#trolls#trolls band together#velvet trolls#veneer trolls#oneshot#headcanon#cringe culture is dead
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yakuza / bratva au
extremely important note about this au is that, being russian, ino's name is ino yamanavka xD
many ramblings about this au vvv
hinata is the first daughter of the yakuza's hyuuga family. she murders her father in cold blood with his own katana after a psychotic break. hanabi becomes the boss by default and is out for hinata's head for revenge. hinata runs away to russia. she regains awareness somewhere in russia after her episode and after a few weeks is found by low level bratva members that answer to a certain faction led by ino.
ino is instantly taken by this exotic yet dangerous beauty and recognises that she's not all right up there. instead of wasting her she takes her in, much to the familys protest, and makes hinata her right hand. ino's goals are to climb the ranks and take over the entire russian mafia as the top leader.
hinata has reverted to a "childlike" state for self preservation. she is shy and cheerful and nervous and meek; qualities her father literally beat out of her to shape her up to becoming the next head of the hyuuga. despite this, hanabi would be the one to grow up to be the ruthless protege he always wanted and so tossed hinata to the side. the trauma endured and the pressure and ostracisation by the whole clan caused her to eventually snap.
the guilt and grief of killing her father then has her reverted to a childlike state where she constantly seeks for his approval. she took her father's sword with her and his "spirit" lives in the sword. she seeks the swords approval and talks to it as if it were hiashi himself. and in her mind the sword praises her for how far she's become, berates her for her mistakes, etc.
when she kills she becomes hysterically insane, and in the aftermath she becomes cold and unfeeling for some time before she goes back to her normal childlike state. basically she lives in a constant state of disassociation / multiple personalities (?)
ino manipulates her to do her bidding, assures her she's okay, that she's amazing, that her father is so proud of her. she eases hinata's nerves and anxieties with sweet words and sex.
ino came from a poor background where her father sold her to the bratva for money and medicine to help his sick wife. she grew up in the mafia and was used and abused all throughout. every year, every day that passed, ino would have an ever growing hitlist; members that raped her, beat her, humiliated her, etc. and on the top of that list was her fathers name.
when she was old enough to put her plans to fruition, she tracked down her parents house only to find that they had died long ago. not being able to have the last word she is fueled by hatred and goes on a killing spree on the rest of her list and kills her boss and takes his place and threatens the remaining living members of the faction to either join her or die.
over time she becomes a terrible and horrifying leader and is now the boss of a significantly large faction that has control of a sizeable area in moscow.
she has spent time in prison where she received most of her tattoos. (dot under the eye to denote homosexuality, rose to indicate that she turned 18 in prison, nautical stars that tell of her authority, eyes on her chest to mean she is always watching, "cyka" a forced tattoo calling her a bitch, spider to show that she's an active criminal, gun to show she's killed and is/was for hire to kill, roundstone that means trust no one, and various other tattoos with real world meanings).
half her face was burned with battery acid in prison. her back is littered with scars from cuts and from lashes as disciplinary measures growing up in the mafia.
hinata's irezumi tattoos include motifs of ame no uzume that represents inner beauty and kindness, with various other details like bamboo and ginko leaves and little creatures like crabs and goldfish that represent strength, perseverance, sacrifice and loyalty.
ino genuinely cares for hinata in a very fucked up, selfish, and narcisstic way. their relationship is very complex. ino has a girl that constantly seeks her dead fathers approval, and ino has to act like the concept of a father doesn't sicken her to her bones. in a way, they both drive each other mad. ino grows to hate the sword that has part of hinata's love and attention, but understands that if the sword were to disappear then hinata would too (mind and body).
ino drives hinata to kill, which frays her mind a bit more every time, and in turn the energy ino puts into not letting hinata fall apart at the seams causes her a great deal of stress and gets in the way of a lot of her plans to take over. by the end of their conquests they are barely held together by a thread.
they do get very far together but they meet a grim fate when after hinata is forced to kill a child, she loses the last thread keeping her together then murders ino then kills herself immediately after. they become stuff of legends within the mafia.
#inohina#ino yamanaka#hinata hyuuga#criminal au#my art#leiandroid#the russian tattoos on ino are just gibberish#if they resemble actual words then oopsie woopsie#except cyka lmao#im so happy with these bruh#ino server stuff#ino supremacy#NARUTO#naruto yakuza au
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I loved your ‘NCT Dream as your roommate’ so much! The scenarios really suit them. For some reason I really wanna see a continuation/part 2 of it of what it would be like if they were your roommate and caught feelings for you or some type of them confessing thing that they caught feelings for you by being your roommate XD
first of all thank you!! I really do appreciate it :)))))
Nct Dream as your roommates P2 (finding out they have feelings for you edition)
Mark
it all happened one day when you guys were doing laundry together
you pulled a sweatshirt of his out your laundry bag and when he asked why you had it, you responded with "I don't know, I think you left it in my room plus it smells good"
he in that moment actually giggled like a little school girl
but as soon as he registered he did it, he literally ran from the laundry room saying he had a last minute assignment he forgot for class. like clothes still on the ground
for the first time he closed his door and locked himself and literally paced back and forth now because he was realizing that HE LIKES YOU>??
but now it was weird because beforehand he wasn't weird with you, but NOW how is he supposed to face you?? he can't just be in the same room as you????
he now for the last couple days has been avoiding you, but also you are acutely aware of it because usually he is in your bubble 24/7
so when you knock on his door saturday night and hear him actually scream in his room you kinda scream too
and then you both are screaming and he opens the door and then you're screaming at each other it's a whole ordeal
when you both like come too you are now hysterically laughing at each other
he kinda stop and stares at you and just plainly says "I really like you" and just smiled
and you stared back and simply leaned in and he pulled you towards him pulling you into his room
and you both finished all the laundry the next day including his sheets
Renjun
he already knew he felt some sort of feelings towards you and it was troubling but he hid it pretty well
if he could keep up the room mate besties facade for the entirety of the lease you both held he would be fine
but now it was getting so fucking scary, like like like like you spend so much time in his room, and like around him, he severely underestimated this situation
he would still hoard your hair products so you would have to come into his room and he cherishes the time, even if half of it is you bitching at him for taking your things, it's an endearing bitching
he is a bit repulsed by the way he is almost obsessed with you, but he still manages to wake up every morning at 6 am (the time you wake up everyday) and will make you both coffee and come sit in your bed while you're at your vanity and will listen to your sleepy voice talk about the things you have planned for the day and keep track of when you say you are coming home
the straw that breaks the camel's back is when you come in one morning bitching at him and he turns around to you bitching at him
but bitching at him, only in a towel like 7 inches from your face it's like you know the inner struggle he was going through because of you
so he did what any logical man would, he kissed you, and i mean it effectively stopped your bitching, but now you were also kissing him back and like what the fuck does he do after this
Jeno
when you started wearing his sweatshirts as a house hoodie he kinda only slightly went insane.
he went even more insane when jaemin texted him asking if the he had finally made a move on you since you were wearing his sweatshirt to your 9am chemical engineering lecture.
what did he mean make a move/??
.... was he that obvious.....
what the hell why didn't anyone say anything, WHAT THE FUCK
when you were away during the day he went into your room and found literally 6 of his sweatshirts neatly folded on the edge of your desk that you didn't use
He swiftly excited and had the ignore the butterflies that were fucking rampant in his stomach
when you came home that night and brought home food for the both of you two he felt so babygirl, like tucking his hair behind his ear n shit
the desks you two have, facing each other was proving to be so fucking detrimental to his mental health, he can't peering over his screen to watch you work, and you are too oblivious to the world to notice it so he can deadass do it for 10-15 minutes
Accidentally, he might've actually been making it too obvious, because one day when he walked into the kitchen shirtless and you looked at him over your coffee cup face red and went "you know you aren't super subtle, and I do think you're hot if you're wondering"
he almost passed out, like had to grab to counter type shit
and when you passed him and went "you know we can talk about this, I'll be in your room" and his knees actually buckled trying to run there
Haechan
since he moved in he doesn't really leave you alone, and nothing really changed. like he still follows you everywhere
he thinks he started noticing it around the time that you had become immune to his constant clinginess
when you were sitting at your desk and he draped himself across your back and wrapped his arms around you, you didn't flinch, it was like a part of him died a little bit, but then it also made him want to push you a little bit more
so he started getting in bed with you and the morning when you were still there, and not stealing all of the covers, and wrapping himself around you before your alarm went off again signal you actually had to be up
surprisingly you went along with it, sometimes even tangling a ankle with his or flopping over onto him to turn the alarm off
you've both spend an alarming amount of time together that your entire friend group had a running bet of how long it will take for you two to get together
one evening when you had made dinner for you both and handed him his plate, he leaned over and kissed you on the cheek saying "thank you baby"
and that's when he got you, your face flushing and the tips of your ears bright red, turning away to the sink
you turned around arms crossed and eyebrows furrowed "NOW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT" spaghetti plate now long forgotten on the counter behind you
"BECAUSE I LIKE YOU AND YOU WON'T NOTICE
"and you couldn't have just told me?? I like you too dumbass, no need to fucking pounce on me in the kitchen
"what.. what do you mean you like me too"
Jaemin
He really enjoyed the silence that came with your relationship, you both knew each other's schedules like the back of your hand
he sometimes will wait outside your door when he's bored to see if you are too
he prides himself on the fact that he knows a ungodly amount about you, ; your coffee order, your favorite convenience store snacks and the tampons you like from target
until he realized that's a little weird.... especially since you are just his roommate until he realized that it may be because he sees you as more than just his roommate
the coffee cups that you would put his name and the heart over the I (that you usually do, but he likes to think that he is special)
but now when you guys do silent work in the apartment he starts to slowly move closer to you
tuesday it was him in his room and you in the living room
wednesday he was in the kitchen and you the living room
thursday he was in the living room on the floor and you on the couch
friday he was on the couch on the opposite end and you the other
and on saturday his head was in your lap on the couch while you were reading and he was reading
and he realized then, that he was terribly infatuated with you
but since you seemed to not care about the infatuation, he leaned into it.
spending more time with you when you were home, and also kinda borderline stalking you while you were on campus
after three weeks of borderline stalking you, he asked you out on a date while you both were working, and you took your eyes off your computer screen squinted, and then replied yes with a nod and went back to working
Chenle
when he had told you that he liked your room better because of the decorations, you started coming in and putting up decorations onto his walls and putting little trinkets on his shelves
and one day as you were putting up posters he caught himself smiling like a idiot watching you struggle with the hammer
Him watching you organize the little things on the desk and wiping down the surfaces
one of his love language is gift giving so he started picking up little things and gifts he would find when he was out to bring to you and leave in front of your room like a weirdly rich crow
you literally stopped telling him things you like because he wouldn't stop just buying them for you
you settled for him just buying your coffee in the mornings from the shop below the apartment
he makes up the volume for the both of you so now he likes to brag about your achievements to others as if they are his own because he doesn't think you do enough bragging
He now makes it a mission to involve himself in your business, he makes sure you tell him about your day once you get home and will help you with the laundry now just so he can spend time with you
he loves grandiose measures so he decided that the way he was gonna tell you he liked you was going to be the same
he had cooked your favorite food and had bought wine for you both and even brought out the good plates for it
when you got home you dropped all of your things in the entryway and lowkey cried a little
and he panicked because like TEARS?
but he did end the dinner with a girlfriend so he wasn't complaining
Jisung
He had just recently been getting use to your presence and actually liked it
he didn't care that sometimes you left empty coffee cups at the shared desk you have
he didn't mind that sometimes you walked into the bathroom while he was showering to get ready
and he really didn't mind that you would come into his room to keep him company when he was working on homework
he didn't really ever have a ton of friends who were girls so it was new to one going to living with one and he is glad it happened to be you
he now waits for you to come home and will act like he was just watching tv coincidentally at the same time you come home... everyday..
you and him get coffee every wednesday between your classes and catch up on whatever you haven't talked about in the apartment
and then he will pick you up from your afternoon class and walk home together from class
he knows he really likes you, he is so so so so aware of it, like so painfully aware
he knows it when he will specifically buy the la croix you like (yeah fucking la croix) when he is at the store and he doesn't even drink it
so he tells you the way any logical man would
he sends you a text while you are in your math lecture, did you drop your phone when you read it? yes.
you have your read receipts and when you read the text and didn't respond he almost passed out
and then when you showed up to the cafe on wednesday after you math lecture he almost shit his pants when you sat down and asked if you two were dating now
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i really love when yall send asks because it literally gives me ideas, pls send some more im so damn bored
#mark lee#huang renjun#lee jeno#lee haechan#na jaemin#zhong chenle#park jisung#mark#renjun#jeno#haechan#jaemin#chenle#jisung#nct dream#nct#nct imagines#nct scenarios#nct drabbles#nct fanfic#nct dream imagines#nct dream scenarios#nct dream drabbles#mark lee imagines#renjun imagines#jeno imagines#haechan imagines#jaemin imagines#chenle imagines#jisung imagines
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SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF WAS FUCKING NUTS AND I WANNA BE ANNOYING N TALK ABT IT BC I LOVE SCOTT PILGRIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!
SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT OBVS XD
OKAY SO??? THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY SET UP THE FIRST EPISODE LIKE IT WAS GONNA BE JUST LIKE THE COMICS N THEN SCOTT "DIED"????? literally had me questioning fucking EVERYTHING i was watching that episode with the most quizzical look on my face?? also the fucking funeral scene was hysterical bc the way rammy n knives were abt to have a verbal face-off n envy's bitchass shows up n steals the whole show?? i have such a love-hate relationship with her.............
also lucas lee is fucking adorable and i love him :33 rammy becoming friends with roxie n making up with her after everything was something i really needed to see. cuz like for as much as i loved the movie n the comics, i feel like they could've done their relationship so much better. like seeing ramona take responsibility for hurting roxie made me so happy and im so glad they got a redemption arc.
ROXIE IS LITERALLY ME BTW??? her whole interaction with ramona n kim at the end kf the episodr was so silly N THE LEG LOCK HELLO????? also the way she walked off singing the HAMSTER DANXE SONG I LOCE HER
the toddlace thing was also so unexpected but holy shit?? i loved it. bi todd has been my fav headcanon for YEARSSSS and seeing jt happen right in front of my eyes?? WATCHING THAT EPISODE WAS SUCH A TRIP THO I CAN'T STOP QUOTING WALLACE'S "LINES? TRAILER?" BITS BC THEY'RE SO FUNNY
uhmmmmm what elseeeee OH YEAH young neil is a fucking goof n i love him, i really like that gideon (gordon ig 🙄) became like this not evil guy who just lived with julie n kicked it with lucas. the old scott stuff kinds fricked with me but i think it's cool that he became chill with the twins
LMFAOAO THAT SCENE AT THE END WHERE SCOTT'S TRTING TK FIGJRE OIT WHY HE CAN'T KISS RAMONA N HE TRIES TO FIGHT THE TWINS AND THEY'RE LIKE "our robot says we become bros in the future, so we have no intention of fighting you. see ya bro ;)" WAS SO SILLY
obligatory matt mention i love him he's so dumb i love that he took over gideon's entire empire only to turn around and change his mind :3 glad he got his broadway moment....... silly pirate headass
knives n stephen becoming the best brother/sister duo ever was so dope bc like. knives had someone to look up to n make music with n they had a lot of chemistry both personality wise n musically wise
my only critique is that i wanted more lisa ;^; i know she probably would've been out of place but it would've been cool if kim mentioned her to ramona and ramona interviewed her just like she did with her exes yknow :P she was one of my fav characters in the comics n she wasn't in the movie AT ALL so i was hoping she would've appeared in the anime, but alas 😞😞 i also kinda wanted to see where kim's love life went...... i know she's not the focus but she had undeniable chemistry with knives and that moment with roxie... i love that she's totally very queer and open to the idea of experimenting with girls n i wish that would've been expanded upon like how todd n wallace had their moment :33
other than that, i LOVED the anime. i love how we got baited into thinking it was just like the comics and i love what was done with it :3 it was such a goofy show and a lot of it was so jaw-droppingly surprising that i couldn't believe it, but it also had some really sweet, serious, n heart-warming moments which is something i really appreciate in a show :33 it's hard to keep watching something for so long but i binged the show in one day xD i'd give it a solid 9/10 (deducting points just for the sake of what i think was missing and how i don't recommend it for like "beginner" fans)
oki rant concluded!!!!!!! ^___^ there's so much more i wanna say but this is already sooooooo long as it is xD
#scott pilgrim takes off#scott pilgrim vs the world#spto#spvtw#spto spoilers#scott pilgrim#ramona flowers#kim pine#knives chau#stephen stills#young neil#wallace wells#matthew patel#lucas lee#todd ingram#roxie richter#kyle katayanagi#ken katayanagi#gideon graves#kira moments
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Im back!!
Here was the link!
https://www.tumblr.com/sadwrncupid/762924626225528832/vtm-oc-ask-game-hello-ive-decided-to-make-a?source=share
3,5,6 and 49!
Thank you very much for sharing(op changed username so the ask game is now here) and for your asks!
Let's all dive into some of the Veronica's backstory!
And thank you for your patience hahaha, here are my answers:
3. Are they more “traditional” or do they break barriers?
no she isnt much of either traditional vampire nor toreador...
she is very humane and she likes people and she goes along with the technology update and people's fashion/habbits changes
she kinda looks pretty much typical for toreador but she isnt as full of herself and high art/high society as you'd expect typical toreador to be...
here i made little chart that i found for her
she actually never was accepted kindly by most of toreador clan in the city, she was embrased in (Chicago), halfly bc her Sire waslone wolf among toreadors, halfly bc she herself didn't fit their standarts and she didn't like their mean attitude
and after that and so on she kind of didn't get to join any other toreador group from other cities too
she has lots of friends and allies from different clans though! lots of gangrels and brujas among them for some reason XD
she also has friends in camarilia and anarchs, been there and there too, kind of playing in both feilds i guess
5. Who is their sire?
William Moore (he/him lesbian) in the past, changed to nowdays Kellen Moore (they/them nonbinary)
they used to be harpy of Chicago, they were looking after masqarade maintenance and getting rid of witnesses etc
you can read more about them if you go through my older posts, tagged as "moore"
6. What was their relationship to their sire? Were they close in any way or mere strangers?
First Veronica didn't like him much bc he dragged her into hell of being vampire, but overtime she grown softer and softer to him
then they became a couple, you could say they were close yeah... 😏
Veronica's humanity went lower from becoming vampire and learning how to hunt and be vampire and such, but over time when she learned that she wants to still know and understand humans well, her humanity went back up
Veronica and William were together for few dacades, untill the incedent around 60s
the incedent was when Veronica charmed some dude to feed on him in his apartment (charming humans for food didn't count as cheating for Veronica and William, as long as it is not long term relationship), and she drank his blood but he didn't forget as much, and whats worse, he turned out to be conspiracy and monsters entusiast, and he realized she is a vampire and he was so excited and over his head about it and wanted to call his friends entusiasts, Veronica panicked and didn't know what else to do but bite him again and drank him out to death
scared and shocked from what she did she called William to come and help clean this mess (especially since its his feild of expertese). William and his two ghouls arrived(he has old gay couple as ghouls btw... well they look young-ish but in modern days they are pretty old...) ghouls were cleaning the evidance and getting rid of the body, while William was trying to calm Veronica down and support her, bc she was pretty psyched that she killed an inocent man
William tried to convince her that she did the right thing, that saving the masqarade was more important, Veronica was still hysterical and said something about that it is easy for him to say, considering how many people he killed after embracing her (more of that here). William never told her about it but she found out herself... He said "I did this for you" and she answered "no. you did it for yourself." anddd... that was a break point in their relationship, they broke up
Both were mad at each other for a while
Veronica couldnt find a porpose for herself and was drowning into apathy and depression and was just slouching about for some time, then she met a group of anarchs who were passing by and stayed in the city for couple of days. One of them flirted with her, they talked a bit and he jokingly offered her to join them, she said she needs to think about it, and next night she really decided to put everything behind and run away with anarchs bc she was sick of camarilia anyway, and so she did
her Sir sure did get in some trouble for the fact that his childie joined anarchs, he was partly upset but partly thinking that maybe it is for the better, and considering if it wasn't fair to hold her on the leesh
after some traveling and more life experience Veronica still was thinking about William and experience that she had, and at some point she decided to write him a letter, to ask how is he doing and confess that now, after time passed she understands that he was partly right on that horrible night, about saving masqarade and all that, tho she wishes she could find a better way to resolve the situation back then etc
and so they slowly started talking again, little by little fixing their relationship into friendly
later on in 80s William helps her rejoin camarilia, when she asked for shalter from sabat in New Orleans. William called toreodor premogen of New Orleans - Adzone, and asked him if he'd accept Veronica in the city. After looking at Veronica up and down Adzone smiled and confirmed to other heads of New Orleans that she's worthy of joining (who know what he saw, or what thought he read! he is an ancient ass vampire who diablored A LOT of vampires in his past c: )
in 90s after apocalipsis almost happened, Veronica felt especially need to go see people she loves, so she visited Moore in Chicago - at this point after almost the end of the world, he quit his harpy job and was having existential crisis. They caought up pretty well (but only as friends) and Veronica brought them a gift - a computer! she started teaching them how to use it and convinced them that using new technologies is a great thing, also introduced them to some new gender terms she learned from newer generations of people
nowdays they are still friends and chat online more or less frequently
Veronica still feels romantic longing for her Sire, but she thinks that it is her bloodbound, and she is always conflicted about her feelings towards them, bc she doesnt like the thought of blodbound dictating her emotions and feelings and she worries about it not being sincere
She doesn't know that her bloodbound is gone long ago. she just still has aching heart for them, and probably alwyas will, but oh well 🤷♀️
49. Detail your OC’s backstory!
like... like ALL OF IT???? oh for fucks sake thats A LOT X'D
ok maybe someday I will do some major Veronica's backstory post, will put all the previous posts together or something, and add drawings idk...
but that day is not today ahahah.....
maybe if i do it in drafts slowly, little part each day, ill be able to, maybe... wait for the updates, i guess X)
#vtm#vampire the masquerade#veronica sugar#vamily#toreador#vtm ask game#ask#asks#my ocs#my art#moore
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10 best animated movies to watch in Greek
One of the best ways to practice a language is by watching a movie. Even more so, watching an animated movie dubbed in your target language can be really fun and useful, as these movies tend to include jokes (even inside jokes specific to the language) and songs. So, without further ado, here is my personal list of 10 best animated movies to watch in Greek.
10. Shrek 2
The reason I am recommending Shrek 2 instead of Shrek is just because I have the - maybe not standard, but certainly not unpopular - opinion that Sherk 2 is overall a funnier movie than Shrek. The Greek dub maintains successfully all the witty and somewhat adult-oriented humour. The voice casting done for characters like Donkey, Puss in Boots and Gingy is memorable and accurate.
9. Lion King
The voice casting is really good. Adult Simba has a sympathetic voice, Mufasa has a superb kingly radio voice, the hyenas are hysterical, Zazu is funny too, Nala's voice is warm and womanly. I also love Scar's voice. Scar has a sinister voice but it's a weaker, not as “thick” a voice as Mufasa’s, just like Scar relied on the evilness of his mind and not his muscles. Timon and Pumba's dub is iconic. Greek Can you feel the love and Be Prepared are fantastic versions of the songs. And Greek Mufasa just steals every scene vocally, especially those when he appears in Simba's memory.
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8. Monsters INC
Another amazing voice casting for all characters but we all (Greeks) know that this is one man's show. Christos Hatzipanayotis just KILLS it as Mike Wazowski. I believe Greek Wazowski is much funnier than the original. Also let's remember "Fovízume yatí sas frondízume" lol the Greek "We scare because we care (for you)"
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7. Finding Nemo
This dub did something special with the casting. It casted as Marlin and Dory two actors that had already worked together in a super famous comedy series as a couple. As a result, their chemistry is off the roof and Dimitra Papadopoulou's voice is incredibly accurate for Dory's character. Dory's whale language is hysterical and I also love the incredibly relaxed voice actor they found for that turtle reincarnation of Bob Marley. All other casting is good too, except I want to slap the extremely nasal Nemo.
6. Sleeping Beauty
Although I love this movie dearly and I really like its Greek version, I actually place it that high because I have found it to be really popular with foreign people. Some say they like Aurora's song better in Greek, which I find interesting as I really love the original. It is surely a masterful work though. It is an old movie and the Greek actors speak more elegantly, more sophisticatedly like people tended to, back then. The voices suit properly an aethereal princess and her dreamy prince, the fairies have these warm, elderly, ladylike voices and Maleficent also is imposing and very cold.
5. Aristocats
This is a perfect example where it is clear that both the voice casting directors and the actors worked their asses off. Every actor chosen is simply ideal for their character, including the kittens, Edgar the evil servant, the diva, the super SUPER old lawyer, the tomcats, Lady is so prim and proper, Uncle Waldo and the goose nieces with their Britsh accent Greek lol BUT. I have no idea how it dawned on them to make the dog couple have a comedic Heptanesian island accent but whoever that was, they were a bloody genius. Not only it's impeccably performed, it's twice as hilarious when you see them in an old Parisian environment speaking some really strong Heptanesian out of nowhere. The dogs in the original do not have any particularly heavy accent to my understanding, so if you watch the original after you have watched the Greek, you won't even understand they are supposed to be funny. I love that the Greek directors took the uneventful speech of the dogs and were like "Clearly, we 're gonna make them speak extreme Heptanesian" XD
4. Spirit: The Stallion of the Cimarron
Spirit has mostly narration and songs, it has very few dialogues. Its songs are amazing though and they really make a difference in the movie. In the Greek dub, both the narrating and singing role was given to singer - actor Yannis Savvidakis who is very talented. Not only he performed those songs wonderfully but I liked how well it maintained the feel of rock ballads coming from America, despite being sung in a language from a place that has nothing to do with any of this.
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3. The Emperor's New Groove
Okay, we reached the Golden Triad. The Emperor's New Groove is, simply put, the best Disney comedy to date. If we consider that the Greek version is funnier than the original, as I strongly believe, you get a comedy for the ages. The voice casting is PERFECT. Every voice chosen is like it was created for the character, the characters get life and personality through the vocal performances. Kuzco sounds blasé, egocentric, sarcastic and you want to slap him silly, Kronk sounds like a soft dumbass himbo which is what he is, Pacha is your everyday good-hearted peasant, Yzma is killing it as the old ambitious narcissist. The humour is awesome and tranferred ideally into Greek comedy. It just works on every level. I can't explain it more, it's just perfect. While this movie is unfairly obscure and underrated on a global level, in Greece it was a hit and people still remember quotes by heart, exactly beause the dub was so god-tier level.
2. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Okay. The dub of dubs. The Dub of Notre Dame. Seriously, this is a masterpiece on every aspect. Again, this is better than the original. Esmeralda has a sensual, really beautiful speaking voice and an outstanding singing one (Alcestis Protopsalti y'all), Frollo has an ideal casting in that he sounds like a bad person but in a totally realistic way (as he is also a very realistic villain) and he sounds so very sophisticated, very elegant. Sinister and elegant, which makes total sense as in the Disney version he is the supreme justice minister of Paris. Quasimodo is voiced by Sakis Rouvas (a sexy singer with a soft voice), who a few found like a somewhat odd pairing but it works perfectly since Disney's Quasimodo is soft, sensitive and considerably sophisticated as well. Clopin's singing is done by tenor Konstantinos Paliatsaras. The songs in the Greek version are in my opinion better performed than in English. Hellfire is quite possibly the most loved villain song in Greece. A small example to understand the level of perfection; the intro song "Bells of Notre Dame" has an extremely difficult ending note that only a few versions globally managed to hit. Even the original singer struggles with the note, he hits it but a little weakly, he is very supported and almost covered by backing vocals. In other versions, even this is not possible at all and singers just skip the note. The Greek version by Paliatsaras is one of the very few where the note is hit correctly, he essentially rips it apart, but I think it is also the only version (unless something escapes me) where the lyrics were different in a way that it made a difference to the singing. All versions I have heard are a variation of the original "bells, bells, bells, bells" which prepares the crescendo / raise of the pitch and then, "of notre DAAAAAME". Greek is the only version I have listened to where a full sentence is delivered effortlessly, without a repetition of "bells". "Ke ihún pandú kambánes stin karthyá tis panaYAAAAAS". It's a full sentence instead of a convenient one-syllable word over and over. Of course, it had to be done because the word for bells in Greek (kambánes) wouldn't work but it still was a harder thing to deliver than the repetition and it was accomplished even better. Okay, in short, Oscar worthy dub. Perfect in every way. I am in love with it, you can tell. The only reason it is not first is because the first spot had to be saved for the obvious one.
1. Hercules
The obvious first spot. Of course, it doesn't take it without deserving it. Greeks really made sure to give this one even more attention to detail. So, it doesn't only feel like it's natural, it also IS the most natural one, as contemporary languages go. All voice casting is once more ideal. Hercules, or Heracles as he is of course in Greek, has a sensitive, warm, sympathetic voice. They did a great thing with Megara when they gave the role to Evridiki who has a more mature, seasoned voice which fits Megara's character and not like a girly, princessy, out-of-place voice. Famous comedian Lakis Lazopoulos steals the show in all his scenes and they are MANY, since he plays Philoktetes and Pain AND Panic, all three of them! But he can't steal the scenes where Hades is in, as Konstantinos Tzoumas is in reality the big star of the movie. First and foremost, you watch this movie for Hades. One more fantastic detail in my opinion is what they did with the Muses. So you know, the original movie Muses are singing a liberal style of American gospel. Instead of ditching it as unfitting and entirely inaccurate, the Greek directors played along with it. Most notably, one of the Muses is voiced by Julie Massino, a vocal coach and singer born and raised in the US (I don't know if she has Greek descent) who lives and works in Greece, so she has a natural and strong American accent in her Greek! I just found this so cool. It is a really cool dub. They knew the stakes were very high and they delivered down to the very last detail.
*We really had to title this: Heracles - Beyond the Myth...!
#greek#greece#disney#movies#dubbing#list#movie rec#opinion#greek facts#Youtube#long post#tw long post
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-Sudden image of winged!Soap roosting on giant!Ghost’s head pops in mind.- . . . -Laughs hysterically.- Why do I get the feeling that giant!Ghost would get annoyed and try to shoo him away, but at the same time would allow it because birds have hollow bones and he doesn’t want to hurt (any variation of) Soap. I don’t know though, what do you think?? (Your work and art is extraordinary!! Keep it up, don’t stress, and take your time.) ‘xD
oooOOOOO WINGED AU + GIANT AU!! anon your brain is huge
this is fun too because winged!soap Looks a lot bigger than he actually is, with a wingspan that is almost twice giant!ghost’s height. he could sit on ghost’s shoulder & touch the ground with his wingtips.
BUT MOREOVER to the scenario you have given me: i feel like giant!ghost would probably be Less careful with winged!soap! since soap can fly, there’s no real danger to dropping him or shoving him off or throwing him. & yes, soap would absolutely perch on ghost at any given opportunity. don’t think ghost would mind it much, either. might get a little annoyed at first, bark at soap to get the fuck off, push him off, etc.; but when soap keeps coming back, ghost just accepts his fate.
but if anyone else tries to perch on him, he’ll get annoyed. & soap will get annoyed too. sorry, this big, skull-wearing bastard is his perch & his alone.
#john mactavish#simon riley#cod#winged au#mitb au#(kinda)#winged!soap#giant!ghost#hyena asks#soap tells a stupid joke & ghost just rolls his eyes. groans. tries to shove him off of his shoulder but soap’s already jumping/flying away#cackling like a mad bastard#honestly soap would just be more annoying in this mashup bc he is much more mobile lol
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Oh my lord, I just saw a thing on Pinterest that said: Of course I cum fast- I'm a busy man. I have places to be.
And first of all- hysterical. 10 out of 10. This man will not be shamed.
Second of all, of course- Here are the Horror Men I think would abandon you after cumming themselves VS The ones that would never leave you high and dry like that (Indented):
Warnings: Orgasm denial, selfish fucking/loving
(Most of) These men in this post:
Animal The Cannibal: If Manny calls on him I bet he would go 😅 Sorryyyyy.
Billy Loomis: He likes the feeling of you cumming around him too much for that. Don't get me wrong- he is a pretty selfish lover. It's just that, part of his pleasure happens to come from yours.
Bo Sinclair: Nahhhhh. It's not that he's wanting to be kind to you- he just thinks it's a mark of a sissy if he can't get his lover to cum for him. It's for bragging rights.
Bubba Sawyer: Yeahh... sorry Y/N. If one of his brothers call on him he will ALWAYS go.
Candyman: Look, its not always!, so don't get me wrong- Daniel is a good lover. I'm sure he is. But at times he just... doesn't have the time 😅
Captain Spaulding: Sorry doll, he's got like 3 insane middle aged children running about not cleaning up their messes and he's gotta get on that shit XD
Chop Top Sawyer: If you've got his attention, which you certainly do if you're engaging in sex with him, then he's all yours. He's all for you.
Chucky Lee Ray: He's full of bullshit but he is also quite busy so... take this as you will.
Dr Suave: Ain't nothin' gonna keep him from the face you're gonna make sweet thing... (*Cough* Sweet talker)
Drayton Sawyer: GENUINLEY REAL BUSY!! He'd stay if he could!! Don't sulk though, he'll get pissy at you.
Freddy Krueger: Damn, you're waking up! Well- Goodluck!~ (This asshole)
Harper Alexander: This man is Buckman's bitch- he literally pimps himself out for him 😅 So... yeah... Maybe you could talk to Buckman? Ask him not to call on Harper during the hours of 5-8pm On Friday Nights please??? 😆
Inkubus: Not his style.
Jack Dante: It depends on where his head is. It's hard to keep him in one place for long- if he's got his head in the clouds, his show is on, or he's got 'work to do', he'll literally just take care of himself and then fuck off. (If you manage to hold his attention though he WILL go until you fall asleep and then be there waiting when you wake up again. Stamina for days, I swear).
Jason Voorhees: The chances are, if you've gotten Jason to engage in... the act!!... then its gonna be all about you, anyway. He might not want to cum. It's in his nature to take care of the people he loves, anyway. So it's kinda the other way around, here... but voluntarily.
Jedidiah Sawyer: Too sweet. Plus, without a family shooing him this way and that anymore, he's suddenly got so much more time on his hands! Haha.
Jerry Dandridge: If he's sleeping with you his full attention is on you, and very little will have to power to stop it.
Kieran Wilcox: I love the idea that this too-cool-for-school, bastard guy- has really bad stamina (: So (: Yeah (:
Leslie Vernon: This asshole 😅 He's like sorry sweetie, I have preparations to do, *Forehead kiss*, love you so much, see ya! (He's being genuine, too. This is not a line because he's being lazy or selfish- He gets tunnel vision something fierce).
Lester Sinclair: I swear he hates leaving you unfulfilled, he really really hates it, but sometimes he just needs a little something to keep him happy before going to see his brothers and he doesn't have time to take care of you. He will when he gets back!! He promises.
Max Grief: He just wouldn't wanna leave you displeased. He wants to make you happy (:
Mayor Buckman: This one genuinly makes me laugh XD This man, oh my lord. Someone will knock on the door and he'll be OFF- forgetting in his eagerness to be do Town Duties that he first has duties to you goddamnit!-
Mental Manny: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a dick. I'm sorry, but a dick appointment with Manny is just that- an appointment. And like any asshole with an appointment book he will decide once he's got what he wanted out of the transaction that oh, sorry, time is up! He has to go preach to some devotees for an hour. Bye sweetheart!~
Michael Myers: You just know he would. He does not care.
Mickey Altieri: Just not a selfish lover. It's equal with him.
Midnight Man: He might think its a game... 😅
Monty Hewitt: Well fuck, who knows what Hoyt might saw off him if he ignores him this time?? Please believe him when he says he wants to stay though, he really fucking does.
Otis B Driftwood: 'I'll go around back and take control, like I always fucken do'- Otis has clearly got a complex for being the Big Man in Charge, yes. And this is part of the reason he will leave you high and dry... the other part though is him being a DICK.
Patrick Bateman: Like Michael, he doesn't care. You can finish up yourself while he gets his keto dinner started.
Pennywise: I feel like with Penny its marathon sex or it's nothin', so yeah you're gonna cum. Do not fear.
Rocco The Clown: No way in hell will anyone ever tear him away from you. Oh, no. He (And I) would like to see them try.
SHERIFF HOYT: BECAUSE HE'S SHERIFF HOYT. HE IS EXACTLY THAT PINTEREST QUOTE.
Stu Macher: Would also genuinely say that 😅 Will answer every beck and call of Billy's and so thinks he's a very busy man. Call him back though and he probably will listen to you. Sorry Billy.
Stuart Lloyd: Okay- this man has probably not had sex for a LONG time- if ever. So yeah- even the muse gets ignored during that time XDD 😅 He~ is~ desperate (:
DBD The Clown: Sometimes he's too tired, which is understandable I suppose, but the asshole part?? He giggles about it. I mean, after that he coughs because he has not taken care of his body, but first he definetly giggles =_=
DBD The Deathslinger: He ain't as young as he once was- you just gotta give him a moment to breath XD Usually. Sometimes he will just smirk at you and leave, though. Cuz he's an EVIL COWBOY.
The Djinn: Not his style- Part 2.
The Man: He just would =_=
The Taxidermist: Like Stuart he is has been very dry for a very long time and he is NOT about to mess up this chance.
Thomas Hewitt: I would say he's the same as Bubba... but Thomas is a little tougher. Unless Luda Mae tried to call him away... you're good. He'll always finish you off before answering anyone else. (And Luda Mae wants grandbabies too much to pull him away XDD )
Vincent Sinclair: Sex is a whole night with him. He will have planned to have the whole evening and through the night without an interruption, so you don't run into any problems like this ^^
Winslow Foxworth Coltrane: Nahhhhhhh. He's likin' what's going on here too much. Not even Otis on cocaine with a gun will separate him from you.
#Horror Villains#Horror Villains x Reader#Slashers#Slashers x Reader#Winslow Foxworth Coltrane#Foxy Coltrane#Vincent Sinclair#Thomas Hewitt#Taxidermist#Walter Harris#The Man (Hush)#The Djinn#DBD!Deathslinger#Caleb Quinn#DBD!Clown#DBD!The Clown#Kenneth Chase#Jeffrey Hawk#Stuart Lloyd#Sheriff Hoyt#Charlie Hewitt Jr#Charlie Hewitt#Rocco The Clown#Pennywise#Patrick Bateman#Otis B Driftwood#Monty Hewitt#Michael Myers#Mickey Altieri#Mental Manny
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My Favorite Batman Villains and Why
(In no particular order)
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As a cartoon/movie/video game Batman fan, let's go over some of my favorite villains, shall we?
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1.) THE JOKER
Is this a basic answer?
Sure, but I don't give a shit! I really enjoy the Joker! I think he's hysterical in most of the Batman adaptations I've seen (yes, INCLUDING the LEGO Batman movie,) and there's just something about villains who are absolutely bonkers-crazy that really catches my attention.
2.) SCARECROW
BRO. IS. COOL.
His gimmick is FEAR, and if that isn't a really fucking cool concept then idk what is.
DOCTORS THAT TURN INTO VILLAINS HAS GOT TO BE QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE TROPES.
#PutScarecrowinmoreshows2024
3.) TWO-FACE
To be fair, I have no clue what drew me in to Harvey's character.
Maybe it's the idea of him once being such a respectable guy, and then one nearly-fatal accident turned him into a shell of his former self, or maybe it's just because mob bosses are awesome fuckin' characters, imo.
Or maybe it's just because I like his designs.
Who knows, man? XD
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HONORABLE MENTIONS:
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THE PENGUIN
A funny little penguin man running a mob is honestly kinda funny to me.
Also, I loved how much of a goblin he was in the 2004 cartoon, and I think we need to manifest more of that side of him into media, lol.
(I also plan to watch "THE PENGUIN" soon, but I'm currently watching 2 DC shows at once so I gotta finish at least one of those first XD)
SLADE/DEATHSTROKE
BRO IS A MENACE.
I ADORED THIS MOTHERFUCKER SO MUCH IN TEEN TITANS (2003) IT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY.
That version of him was by FAR one of the best-written villains of all time.
The only reason I put him in "honorable mentions" is because I don't see him as a Batman villain. I grew up watching him fight the Teen Titans, so to me, Slade is the Teen Titans' villain.
Also, yeah, I'm calling him Slade because that's what I grew up calling him. So just don't go expecting me to call him Deathstroke every single time I'm talking about him, alright? XD
BANE
I mean, he isn't my FAVORITE, but I do like him a lot- ESPECIALLY in The Dark Knight trilogy. They kinda did bro dirty in BTAS, but I guess they can't all be bangers!
Also, I will protect THQS Bane with my LIFE.
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But yeah, here's my list of my big favorites :D Hope you like it!
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