#Wrath of the Gids

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Wrath of the Gods & The Ghost World Limited Edition release date revealed

Previously announced last year, the long-awaited reprint of the complete Wrath of the Gods by Ron Embleton and John M Burns and the complete Frank Bellamy's The Ghost World in one huge volume is on its way from Book Palace Books

Previously announced last year, the long-awaited reprint of the complete Wrath of the Gods by Ron Embleton and John M Burns and the complete Frank Bellamy’s The Ghost World in one huge volume is on its way from Book Palace Books. For the first time ever the work of three greatest British comics artists in one unique deluxe hardcover full colour book, Wrath of the Gods & The Ghost World (Limited…

[opheliajupiter99]

Random OUAW Poll: Seven Deadly Sins Edition 2

[zakanakai]

Its me, back at it again with the funny spreadsheets

So on July 5th, I did my initial post of the Funny Sin Counting Spreadsheet

Its time for an update!

Link to the Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GiO4F1Sf8soycIDIgDc9XrpptVBIghkxaaFGRCXSOQI/edit#gid=0

Small Note on how I calculate Sin Numbers:

Skill 1 = 1, Skill 2 = 2, Skill 3 = 3, Guard Skill = 1, EGO = 1

Analysis of the Sins again below the cut:

Yi Sang

Oh my boy has Lust now! Its his lowest stat, but he has some!

His Sloth is still his main stat, at 19 now, with Gluttony now as his second.

Still Matches Default Ego

Faust

Faust's primary Sin is now Gloom at 16. (Formerly Envy!) Faust's Oddity with none of her IDs matching her original ID has now broken, starting with her Seven ID. However every ID since her original still has Gloom in it, which is impressive.. But she doesn't have the same sin in EVERY ID, unlike a certain someone who is mentioned later in this list

Faust was also our first person with an ID that has Four Different Sins in L Corp EGO Regret. And still the only one to have that. HOW ODD...

Still Does Not Match Default Ego

Don Quixote

Don's Sins have very much developed since then, with Envy being her primary sin at 13, and Lust behind at 10. Formerly being Envy/Lust match. This makes a lot of sense with her goal of wanting to fixer, and... She might be envious of their status.

No Longer Matches Default Ego

Ryoshu

Ryoshu is unchanged, with Lust as her primary since the last check in and now, going from 9 to 15 now. However her second has changed from Gluttony to Pride, which makes sense, an artist has to be proud of her work.

She did gain some Gloom, only 1... in Soda EGO. I too am inflicted with Gloom because of Capitalism, Ryoshu.

Still Matches Default Ego

Meursault

Meursault's Primary Sin hasn't changed in Pride at all, going from 11 to 17, but his Wrath has EXPLODED into second place at 14! My stoic boy, what do you have to be upset about? He still has 0 in Gluttony however.

I'm not quite sure how to categorize BL Meursault's Sin Numbers, because of his special skill. So I just... Put it as an extra 3. While not the first 1+2+3, he is the second... (And both Pride too, HM.)

Still Matches Default Ego

Hong Lu

Our boy is the biggest change out of everyone. He has a 3 way tie for Primary Sin in Lust, Sloth, and Pride at 11! This makes sense with his upbringing, but this is a big change from a primary Lust. Envy is however still his lowest Sin.

Still Does Not Match Default Ego

Heathcliff

Our King of Envy is back! At 19, With a clean sweep of Envy across all IDs! If his next ID has even ONE Envy in it, he'll break into the 20s. Lust is still his secondary sin, so he didn't change much here.

He did gain 1 pride at the Pequod ID, but still no Sloth.

Still Matches Default EGO

Ishmael

Ishmael's Primary Sin is still Wrath, at 17, and Gloom in second. She has gained a little bit of Sloth in her Boatwork Fixer ID. Theres not much else to comment on here.

Still Does Not Match Default EGO

Rodion

We have a mild change in Rodya's stats, as she has Two Primary Sins now with Wrath and Pride at 11 each. Shes all over the board with her sins, which makes sense, as she is indulgent at times.

Still Matches Default EGO (Barely!)

Sinclair

Sinclair's number changes are quite interesting in how they have expanded. While Wrath is still his primary, it is JUST BARELY, with Lust and Pride coming in at 10. Lust coming out of left field.

Gluttony is no longer his last sin (Now being Sloth), getting a huge boost from his last 2 IDs and Lantern.

Still Does Not Match Default EGO however, but matches better

Outis

Outis Outis Outis. Oh Outis.

Initially you were Inconclusive, now you are in the Pride Camp, my dear at 14. You also have a secondary in Lust at 11. These are what I thought she would have, but the Inconclusive numbers from before were really interesting. She still has 0 Envy however, which is still interesting.

The first person to have a 1+2+3 in a Sin, with Magic Bullet. This + Cinq boosted her Pride a lot

Now Matches Default EGO

Gregor

Gregor's Primary Sin is still Sloth at 12, but Gloom is catching up just one behind at 11, and Gluttony right behind that at 10. Poor boy still has a 0 in pride, and only a 1 in Wrath. We may see a tossup in Gregor's future

Still Matches Default Ego

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Top 3 In Sin

Instead of writing who has the highest and leaving it at that, I'm going to do a 1st 2nd 3rd for each Sin, it'll be more interesting that way.

Wrath:

1st is Ishmael at 17 (returning champion)

2nd is Meursault at 15

3rd is a Rodya Sinclair tie at 11

Lust:

1st is Ryoshu at 15 (new winner!)

2nd is a three way tie of Hong Lu, Heathcliff, and Outis at 11

3rd is a tie of Don and Sinclair at 10

Sloth:

1st is Yi Sang at 19 (returning champion)

2nd is Gregor at 12

3rd is Hong Lu at 11

Gluttony:

1st is Gregor at 10 (returning champion)

2nd is a 3 way tie with Yi Sang, Hong Lu, and Sinclair at 9

3rd is a tie with Rodya and Ryoshu at 7

Gloom

1st is Faust, knocking it out of the park with a 16 (new winner!)

2nd Gregor at 11

3rd is Ishmael at 10 (from 1st to 3rd)

Pride

1st is Meusault at 17 points (returning champion)

2nd is Outis with 14

3rd is a tie between Hong Lu and Rodya at 11

Envy

1st is Heathcliff at 19

2nd is Don at 13

3rd is Faust at 9

And thats all for my funny update! Thank you for reading all the way through. I hope this gave you some light on your favorite characters. Or if you're just interested in the numbers like I am!

[ask-theredcrown]

Right! Ahem..

FEEL EVERYTHING! feel nothing. TORN ATOM FROM ATOM ALL YOU CAN THINK IS PAIN PAIN RIP RIP TEAR TEARTEARTEAR HATE. AGONY. WRATH. ALL YOU CAN DO IS HATE WITH EVERY PIECE OF FLESH SINEW ENGRAVED WITH THE WORDS HATE WRATH HATE WRATH UNTIL YOUR THROAT RUNS RAW. YOU INFLICT PAIN AND WRATH WITH EVERY SCREAM THAT REVERBERATES BETWEEN YOUR FLESH AND SOUL AND BEING. STRETCH OUT THE MEANING OF HUMANITY ACROSS THE 13.8 BILLION YEARS OF THE GALAXY'S EXISTENCE AND SAY YOU HAVE MEANING. COMPRESSION. ALL YOU FEEL IS A SINGLE POINT BEING TORN FROM YOURSELF- ONE AFTER THE OTHER YOU STILL SCREAM AND MOURN. INTO A SINGLE CHANNEL OF AUDIO YOUR SCREAMS RING OUT FOR CENTURIES AND LIGHT-YEARS APART INTO A COMBINED NOISE THAT EVISCERATES BEINGS TO SHREDS UPON SHREDS UPON SHREDS UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING. and then nothing.

-01

The Gid watches and listens carefully as you scream your lungs out for him. He momentarily closes his eyes as he listens, taking in every word as if they belonged to him, as if he felt your pain and your breathlessness as you spat out your wrathful story.

He felt this, all of this. All of this hate and all of ths anger. He remembers how many tears it took him to become this patient, he remembers how much screaming it took him to become this silent.

"Your story spoke to me in such a deep level, mortal... I appreciate this, thank you... I could have never imagined that a mortal may feel so painfully as a God... What differs us, after all?"

"Hah, thank you..."

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

By: Andrew Doyle

Published: Apr 11, 2024

Get ready for the excuses. For years now, those who have sounded the alarm over the dangers of ‘gender-affirming’ paediatric treatment have been monstered as ‘bigots’, ‘hateful’, ‘transphobic’ and even ‘fascist’. Now their concerns have been entirely vindicated by the Cass Review, and those most responsible for the monstering are already attempting to wriggle their way out of accepting responsibility. We can expect much more of this as further revelations come to light.

Take Stonewall, the charity most culpable for spreading this toxic ideology. In a statement posted on X yesterday, it appeared to endorse the review’s findings, even quoting approvingly Dr Hilary Cass’s plea ‘to remember the children and young people trying to live their lives and the families / carers and clinicians doing their best to support them’. What can one say about such serpentine sleight-of-tongue? Perhaps the actor James Dreyfus – one who has felt the full wrath of gender ideologues – put it best: ‘The absolute fucking nerve of these people.’

Mermaids CEO Lauren Stoner is another in the running for the Brass Neck Award, appearing on Sky News to claim that ‘we’re not medical experts, we don’t advocate for any pathway’. Mermaids made the same claim last year in the tribunal it initiated in a failed attempt to strip the LGB Alliance of its charitable status. Yet in leaked emails it was discovered to have given advice to the now disgraced Gender Identity Development Service (GIDS) at the Tavistock Clinic. Most notably, Mermaids had offered support in the drafting of an NHS service specification, including details on how ‘[puberty] blockers will now be considered for any children under 12′.

Mermaids’ website currently claims that ‘puberty blockers are an internationally recognised safe, reversible healthcare option’, even though there is mounting evidence of the dangers of these drugs. One of the findings of the Cass Review is that there is no evidence for the efficacy of puberty blockers. Rather than being a ‘pause’ in which young people can take time to figure out their ‘gender identity’, in almost all cases they lead on to cross-sex hormones and, in some cases, irreversible surgery.

During Stoner’s interview for Sky News, she was also quick to remind us that Mermaids has ‘been supporting trans young people and their families for nearly 30 years’. What she neglected to mention is that until the arrival of former CEO Susie Green – a woman who took her son to Thailand on his 16th birthday to have him castrated – Mermaids actually offered sensible advice to parents of children who were struggling with their gender. A leaflet produced by the charity in 2000 is more in line with the ‘watchful waiting’ approach favoured by many paediatric therapists. ‘Gender-identity disorders in infancy, childhood and adolescence are complex and have varied causes’, it said, before stating that ‘the majority of cases the eventual outcome will be homosexuality or bisexuality but often there will be a heterosexual outcome as some gender issues can be caused by a bereavement, a dysfunctional family life, or (rarely) by abuse. Only a small proportion of cases will result in a transsexual outcome’. That even Mermaids once held this position shows the extent to which gender-identity ideology drives well-intentioned people away from the truth. It’s also a reminder that this belief-system has taken hold remarkably quickly.

Both Mermaids and Stonewall were mentioned by Tavistock whistleblower Dr David Bell as being chiefly to blame for the current climate of making ‘people afraid even of listening to another view’. To this we might add groups such as Gendered Intelligence, the LGBT Foundation and the online Pink News, which has published defamatory pieces about those who have objected to the rise of this ideology. These groups, while claiming to advocate for LGBT rights, have tried to intimidate into silence anyone raising questions about the irreversible surgical malpractice that has left many young people sterile and eliminated their sexual function.

And what of the private practices, those who evaded the NHS’s recent ban on puberty blockers? We shouldn’t be surprised that Dr Aidan Kelly from private clinic Gender Plus appeared on Novara Media to argue that the evidence demanded by Cass is neither deliverable nor desirable. Host Michael Walker seemed to think that the figure of approximately 1,000 patients in 10 years prescribed puberty blockers was too low to merit concern and that ‘some of these issues have been politicised to a degree that they don’t need to be’. One wonders how many instances of testicular atrophy, increased risk of cancer, osteoporosis or impaired brain development in healthy children should be considered acceptable? Why are we even countenancing ruining young people’s lives through the unevidenced, experimental and ideological medicalisation of problems that almost certainly require a psychotherapeutic approach?

Novara Media might want to start preparing its own excuses too, given that it published an article in December 2021 offering advice on how to deceive medical professionals in order to be prescribed opposite sex hormones. ‘I’m not suggesting you tell any especially big fibs’, the article says, ‘but maybe finesse your story into one that’s likely to be received with the least amount of confusion (and bear that in mind with the psychiatrists too)… You’re not here to make friends, you’re here to get hormones. Don’t feel bad about it.’

This kind of duplicity has been widespread. Dr Hilary Cass has revealed to the British Medical Journal that children have been ‘coached on what to say and what not to say’ in order to be prescribed puberty blockers. ‘They’re told not to say they’re unsure about their sexuality, not to say they’ve been abused, because it’s so high stakes at that point’, she said. We have known for a long time that the overwhelming majority of children referred to the Tavistock were same-sex attracted, and that gender nonconformity in youth is a reliable predictor of homosexuality in later life. This has been confirmed in the final report by Dr Cass, which found that 89 per cent of girls and 81 per cent of boys referred to GIDS (Gender Identity Development Service) were either homosexual or bisexual. The NHS has been practising gay conversion therapy in plain sight.

We also know that those who have suffered abuse are disproportionately represented among these patients. One study cited in the final Cass report shows that at least one in five children referred to gender services have suffered sexual or physical abuse. In other words, rather than experiencing some kind of esoteric mismatch between body and gendered soul, most of these kids are simply gay or troubled. And yet they are being coached to lie about their actual problems to satisfy the expectations of ideologues. These people have an agenda, and if a few children have to suffer then so be it.

Throughout the Cass Review, the lack of evidence for all of these treatments is continually emphasised. The very notion of ‘gender medicine’ is underpinned by the belief that we each have a ‘gender identity’, what Helen Joyce has described as ‘something like a sexed soul’. In this, she is supported by trans campaigners like Julia Serano who calls it a ‘subconscious sex’, or the barrister Robin Moira White who on my show, Free Speech Nation, said it was an ‘essence of male or female’. This amounts to a faith in the supernatural, and is a key doctrine of the new state religion of gender. It goes without saying that people are entitled to their beliefs, but the idea that a metaphysical hypothesis should form the basis of NHS practice is, on reflection, extremely bizarre.

One of the reasons why this has been allowed to happen is that so many have been duped into accepting that this quasi-religion has some basis in science. This is largely down to the influence of WPATH (World Professional Association of Transgender Health), a body established in 1979. It’s recognised as the leading global authority in ‘transgender health’, and has pushed for the normalisation of the ‘gender-affirming’ approach. Its ‘Standards of Care’ have formed the basis of policies throughout the Western world, including in the NHS, and it is explicitly critiqued in the Cass Review for its ‘lack of developmental rigour’.

In early March, the credibility of WPATH was shattered when internal messages and videos, which had been leaked to journalist Michael Shellenberger, were made public. A full report was written by journalist Mia Hughes for the Environmental Progress think tank, entitled: ‘The WPATH Files: Pseudoscientific Surgical and Hormonal Experiments on Children, Adolescents, and Vulnerable Adults’. The files revealed WPATH’s general lack of ethical and professional standards. There are messages proving that surgeons and therapists are aware that a significant proportion of young people referred to gender clinicians suffer from mental-health problems. Some specialists associated with WPATH are proceeding with treatment in the knowledge that no consent has been secured from either the children or those directly responsible for their wellbeing. They have also withheld from patients details of potential lifelong complications, or continued down this path knowing that the children do not understand the implications. But then, how could a pre-pubescent or even adolescent child fully grasp the concepts of lifelong sterility or loss of sexual function?

The revelations of the WPATH files should have been the end of ‘gender-affirming’ care, but so deeply-rooted is the ideology in all our major institutions that it was always going to take a lot more. The BBC has yet to report on the WPATH files, which is perhaps to be expected from an organisation that has actively contributed to the promotion of gender-identity ideology. In one BBC film, a woman is seen telling a group of children that there are over a hundred genders. I have sent five requests to the BBC press office over a period of more than a month to find out why the WPATH Files have been ignored. I have yet to receive a response. But for those who are interested, I presented a two-hour special on the subject, which can be seen here.

The problems do not end with the BBC. Politicians on both sides of the house have been complicit in the spread of gender-identity ideology and its destructive consequences. When Liz Truss tabled a debate on her Health and Equality Acts (Amendment) Bill in March, a motion which raised concerns about the social transitioning of children in schools and how private companies are evading the NHS ban on puberty blockers, Labour and Conservative MPs spent four hours filibustering about ferrets in order to prevent the discussion. Their ignorance of this ideology has made them its cheerleaders.

We should not expect many of these people to admit that they were mistaken. The psychological consequences of accepting that one has been complicit in gay conversion therapy and the medicalisation of healthy children is perhaps too much for many to bear. Since the Cass Review was published, Scottish Green MSP Maggie Chapman – a woman who has criticised biology textbooks in schools for stating that sex is binary and who has suggested that children as young as eight should be able to transition – has already decried its contents. ‘Trans Healthcare is vital to protecting and supporting the rights and lives of trans people’, she posted on X, adding that her party ‘will oppose any moves to increase the age of accessing gender-affirming care to 25’.

Of course, the Cass Review makes no such recommendations. Rather, it says that ‘NHS England should establish follow-through services for 17- to 25-year-olds at each of the regional centres, either by extending the range of the regional children and young people’s service or through linked services, to ensure continuity of care and support at a potentially vulnerable stage in their journey’. This kind of moderate caution is certainly commendable given that the adult brain is not fully developed until the age of twenty-five. Of course, it’s too late for some. One detransitioner posted the following on X: ‘Had the recommendations from the Cass Review been implemented when I transitioned, in particular the recommendation of waiting until the age of 25, I would never have transitioned. I grew out of gender dysphoria by the age of 22, but had my genitals amputated by then.’

Although MPs sought to prevent a debate on the problem of private gender clinics, perhaps the Cass Review’s criticism of these clinics for pressurising GPs into prescribing the drugs will change all that. Not surprisingly, the practitioners are defiant. A statement from GenderGP has vowed to ignore the recommendations of the Cass Review and continue with its unevidenced ‘gender-affirming’ approach according to the WPATH Standards of Care. The revelations from the WPATH Files mean nothing to the high priests of this cult. And let’s not forget that the current version of the WPATH Standards of Care includes a chapter on ‘eunuchs’ which urges medical practitioners to perform castrations on patients who so identify.

Undoing the influence of such pseudoscience is going to be a long and arduous process. The ideas are too entrenched, which explains why even the Cass Review has adopted some of the language of the ideology (eg, ‘cisgender’, or references to sex as ‘assigned at birth’). Besides, too much is at stake for individuals who have promoted these beliefs. Already commentators like James O’Brien are blaming the ‘toxicity’ of those who have tried to warn people of the dangers over the last decade. We can expect similar revisionist attempts from others who have failed to speak out, and no doubt ‘the culture war’ will be blamed by those most responsible for waging it.

Ultimately, those responsible must be held accountable. Starting with Stonewall. Whereas the charity once fought for gay people, it now works against them. There should be an investigation into how it was allowed to maintain its influence in major institutions even after its shift away from gay rights and towards an unwittingly anti-gay agenda. Any government departments and quangos still associated with Stonewall should sever all ties immediately.

Both the Conservatives and Labour ought to ditch their commitment to a ban on ‘trans conversion therapy’ and recognise that this will effectively stymie the therapeutic efforts of medical practitioners to support gender nonconforming children. Moreover, there should be a ban on private clinics who intend to persist with WPATH guidelines in spite of Dr Cass’s recommendations. Above all, we need to ensure that the wellbeing of children is never again sacrificed on the altar of ideology.

[actiongrrl]

➤THE MUSE INFO SHEET !!

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 𝐒𝐇���𝐄𝐓

{Basics}

Name:  Samantha Elaine Giddings

Alias:  Sam, Sammy, Bird

Gender: Female

Age:  Verse dependent, Main; 19 - 20

Species: Human

Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown

Abilities/Talents:  General athleticism, cooking, problem solving, picking up random hobbies, professional buzzkill

{Personal}

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true

Religion: Agnostic

Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath

Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

Languages: English

Family:  Father (Scott), Mother (Angela), Step-Father, Older Brother (Cody)

Friends:  The Crew™️ (Hannah, Josh, Beth, Emily, Chris, Mike, Matt, Ashley, Jess)

Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual  / asexual / unsure / questioning / other

Relationship status: (Verse dependent) single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship / other

Libido: sex god / very high / high  / average / low / very low / non-existent

{Physical}

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese

Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / other

Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / other

Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / other

Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot

Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds

Scars: Right knee, hands, right thigh, back, forehead

Facial Features:  Green eyes, freckles on nose

Tattoos: IDK YET

{Choose}

Dogs or Cats?

Birds or Hamsters?

Red or Blue?

Yellow or Green?

Black or White?

Coffee or Tea?

Ice Cream or Cake?

Fruits or Vegetables?

Sandwich or Soup?

Magic or Melee?

Sword or Bow?

Summer or Winter?

Spring or Autumn?

The Past or The Future?

Tagged by; Stolen

Tagging; @jesvshotsaucechristmascake , @joshinyou , @prankdate , @spectrophobias , @frightmeister

[spinderella-umbrella]

A collection of re-imagined fairytale shorts with our favourite marauders. 

I love fairytales. I love the marauders. This was an absolutely delightful challenge. Thank you to The Adult Fandom Project for hosting this event, I had so much fun with it. 

Below is the masterlist of my submissions, a clarification on the fairytale if the title strays, and the ships if it includes one.

A little something for everyone.

Fairytales, but Make them Marauders

Snow White and the Four Marauders -Regulus

Lily Evans as Cinderella

Gid and Fab Vs. Evil (Hansel and Gretel)

The Rat who Cried Sirius (The boy who Cried Wolf) -Jegulus, Peter

Sirius Black and the Three [other]/[unacceptable] Houses of Hogwarts (Goldilocks)

The Tale of the Black and the Lupin (Scorpion and the Frog) -Wolfstar

The Frog Prince -Jily

Sleeping Black-ty -Lilycissa

Regulus Black and the Beanstalk

The Wolf and the... Candelabra? Cupboard? [Sirius] (Beauty and the Beast) -Wolfstar

The Snake Vs. The Lion (Bast and Apophis)-Jegulus ft. Harry

Wolfy Mc. Wolf (Little Red Riding Hood) -marauders, gen

The Wrath and Subsequent "Taming" of Sirius Black (The Myth of Hathor) -Wolfstar

The Koi Becomes a Dragon (Koi Becoming a Dragon) -Narcissa

The Sword and the Stone (Legend of King Arthur) Wolfstar, marauders

The Barty and the James (The Lion and the Mouse)

The Sleepwalkers and the Pranksters (The Elves and the Shoemaker) -marauders

The Little Mermaid -Lily

Bartemius (Rumplestiltskin) -Bartylus, Regulus/Voldemort

Mundungas (Aladdin) -Jily

The Milky Way and its River (The Star Lovers) -Wolfstar

[azonewithu]

Ha ha ha. Im on a way higher level the highest of all thays ehybits do wady gir me yo kill yhe peopke upu kniw Jenna. Film prople are like ttolld to je yhey live under a bridge and font really actualky exist on the traditionsl sense. Id murelize anyone you could name. If i jump out yhose know nothi g fuckn lossrs eould stick to the ceiling like a cat in the old cartoons. If bsby or bavy sesls atent game shd afraid of getting clubbed i dont see an actor sny of them doing much better. I laugh ewhennpeopke say that fag might witk for the cia. That majes me laugh. Because thise fuckn iunk ass agents olsre bigger pussy ass bicues than anuone. What kibd of hated by God goof foes that shot for a livibg? No obe who can fight me or death thats who. My nuts, the inelligence communities face. Ha ha ha ha. Thats a tv show. In reality nobe of yhise people are very intlugent. You just have to be a fuckn asshole yo work gor them ie a think tank. Think tanks aibt worth shot ask the rand corporation. They dont got the kind pf experience yo thinknpropwrly. And money that can only get you do far on my earth. Ruch people are usually twats i like making fun if thrm snd i teach yhem tgey sint fuckn shot kn my earth. The chief asks ne roo ill show up snd kill anyone steangle them with piano. I dobt lust after money like mist pissant smericabs. Modt of your peolle are pissants to me thats the category they exist in in Gods eyes. Shes a shiller not a chiller like you abd Emma. But i like her anyway. I judge those others more harshly because they dont really try. But the kind if people ypu know i taught them a serious lesson yet agsin they better fucon lisyen better this tine. What ate stupud dlfuxkn kunk lol assholes like rudd that fuckn goof doesnt think i eont hint hom doen like a rabid dog and blow hos brains out with a high powered rofke i can any day i want to. If i thought his stupid ass was worry a bylket hed be dead already. Hes a good tell hom i said so. Youre ok kid shes nit exactly lije you assholes she just thought shecwas for a mibute. You got that keaton. Dean keaton im the Kaiser. Ha ha ha what time ya got now? You sure you know what tine it is or was. Fuckn religio fuck off mother fucker you. You americans are fuckn stupid. Which one of you wanna duel me for your name? Because assholes from you nation i think your nane is mud now. People dont trust your people or opinions as much as they do mine. Just like in the ghan you got best the fuck sensrless by ne. You got landed zero shots to my 1000 in a row keaton.ha ha ha. Holy youre a punk ass bitch batman. Youre making ke laugh with your pathetic wrath. Look at mine. Ha ha h. Im sorry Jenna these fuxon losers pucked the fight with me and got beaten up mercilessly. Dont ever puck a fight with Azriel again. She likes me better because shes a curious gotl and far more interesting mud puddle man. Anyone ftom Csli? Texas aint in the mood or shape for more fighting. They got some partying to do i stead keaton. Ha ha ha.fuck with the Angel of Death mother fucker you rwligio fucks think its possible. We set both sudes up Gid does nit like you people as uou can tell by the weekends events keaton. Youvlike dueling keaton? Hows your son doing how about him? Hey sean sndll s you like dueling american? I think guys with small dicks make big deal about little cars. None of them can handle the horsepower and end up in the wall anyway. I think this pkanets doomed your kids aint got no fuckn future like this anyway. People who ate not at all intellugent need all this crap. We need to stop burninf the fossil fuels and a law gets enacted eventualky. Restricting wverything. Uh we need to gwt on these electric vehickes and outlaw thw combustion engine. Anyone who doesnt understand that texas youre an enemy of God if you say otherwise, pray to Jesus all you want it does absolutely fuck all. That nane wont protect you from me. Because im way higher on the totem pole thats why who wants to duel over this fact. So far all i hear is crickets when i ask that. Youre notbwilling to atick up for Jesus?

Jenna Ortega

[abrd]

Hello, my friend. I hope this message finds you well. 🙏

I am writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for your help. My family is in a perilous situation due to the harsh conditions and the famine we have endured for more than ten months. We are facing immense challenges, So please read my story as if I were a member of your family, if my family is your family.🥺

I'm Ola, a graduate student from the Faculty of Science at Al-Azhar University . I'm dedicated and passionate about becoming a good researcher and teacher.

Unexpectedly, my life took a drastic turn transforming me from a passionate student into a person struggling for survival. 🥺

I have created a campaign to help me and my family rebuild our lives and meet our basic needs for food, drink, and other essentials in these harsh conditions. This will also help me continue my education. At this critical moment, I implore you to share my campaign with your network, both offline and on social media platforms. Your advocacy is vital to our success.

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thank you Ola <3 i sincerely hope you and your family can escape the wrath of the israeli occupation

[zakanakai]

So I did a funny spreadsheet

I wanted to count exactly how much of each sin each of the Sinners had, and how it reflects on their story.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GiO4F1Sf8soycIDIgDc9XrpptVBIghkxaaFGRCXSOQI/edit#gid=0

Heres the Spreadsheet,

The numbers are slightly weighted; with Skill 1 being 1 point, Skill 2 being 2 points, and Skill 3 being 3 points.

more of me talking below the cutoff, if you don’t wanna click a link;

Yi Sang:

Yi Sang’s primary sin is Sloth at 11. This boy does not want to move, with Pride at 6. Noteworthy is that this boy is completely Lustless. Has a little in all the other sins, but Lust? 0. Absolutely none.

Matches his Default EGO

Faust:

Faust’s primary sin is Envy at 7, with Gloom at 6. She has a little in every sin, but the interesting detail is that None of her IDs have any sins the same as her Default ID and Ego.

Does not match her Default EGO

Don Quixote:

Don has a tie for First in her Primary Sin, with both Lust and Envy at an 8, with a schmattering in the other sins. However she has 0 Sloth and 0 Pride; This Girl moves, and is humble, even in her delusion.

Matches her Default EGO

Ryoshu:

Ryoshu has a standout primary sin in Blood Lust at a 9, while her next closest is Gluttony at a 6. This gurl has 0 in Gloom however, not depressed at all. She only had 2 in Envy before her Red Eye EGOs came out

Matches her Default EGO

Meursault:

Meursault surprised me with his primary sin being Pride at a surprising 11, with his second being Sloth at 8. While yes, his default EGO is also Pride, I don’t know, it still surprised me. This man has 0 in Gluttony however, and only 1 in Lust.

Matches his Default EGO.

Hong Lu:

Hong Lu has surprisingly high scores in both Lust and Sloth, with Lust in first at 9 and Sloth on its heels in 2nd at 8.

His last places are Envy (makes sense) and Gloom, which is default EGO is in. I would have thought he would have more in Gloom, but the chart proves me wrong.

Does not match his Default EGO

Heathcliff:

We have THE KING of Envy here! At the highest score of 12, Envy is his highest sin, but we also have a very lusty fellow here at 10. I would have thought Wrath would be his second most, but seems not.

He also has 0 in Sloth and Pride, which makes sense for how high his Envy score is.

SUPER Matches his Default EGO, like holy crap.

Ishmael:

Ishmael’s primary sin is Wrath, which you wouldn’t think when you look at her, because shes sassy, but amicable, with Gloom at 7. She has 0 sloth, which makes sense as she is constantly on the move.

With her Wrath being so high, I fear what she has in plan for Ahab.

Somewhat Matches her Default EGO.

Rodion/Rodya:

Rodya’s primary sin is Pride, matching her EGO, with Wrath in second. This makes a lot of sense with her story, and I can understand why the sins are like that. Rodya, like Ishmael, and a few others ahead, has 0 Sloth IDs as well. Which is a surprise for me, she seems like the kinda girl to relax.

Matches her Default EGO

Sinclair:

Sinclair is hella surprising in the fact that his primary sin is Wrath. While making this, I was thinking it would be Gloom, but no! Gloom isn’t even in the top 3! Its Pride in second! and Gluttony, where his Default EGO is, is in last.

Does not match his Default EGO

Outis:

Outis’s primary sin is Inconclusive. So. This is the strange one out of all the sinners. Shes mid-tier in all the sins, with three sins (Lust, Gloom, Pride) maxing out at 6. I’m pretty confused at how to interoperate the numbers.

However! She does have 0 Envy, so..? Shes not envious of any of the other sinners.

Matches? her Default Ego

Gregor:

Last one!

Gregor’s primary sin is Sloth, with Gluttony hot on its heels in second. This surprises me a bit, cause I would think it would be depression Gloom. However the poor bug man has 0 in Pride. Don’t worry bby, you’re my sad wet cat.

Matches his Default EGO.

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Now to write out who has the highest in each sin!

Wrath: Ishmael at 11 Points

Lust: Heathcliff at 10 Points

Sloth: Yi Sang at 11 Points

Gluttony: Gregor at 8 Points

Gloom: Ishmael at 7 Points

Pride: Meursault at 11 Points

Envy: Heathcliff at 11 Points

Oof, that was a long post. thanks for reading the whole way through! I hope the numbers interested you like they did me.

[azonewithu]

Im gonna watch them die. We re not getn i volved with thise fuckn goif americans. Whwn you have a leadwr evetyone despises youre nit doing well no matter ehat. We ll be fine we re respected and lived everyone fuckn hates americans now. And rigtfully so. Thst fat fucon goif never says one goid yhong about us he kniws we hate hom we dont hide it. He lo deatroy his own nstion yhsts ok. Dint talk yo anyone ftom that nation owriod they atent worth shit. They gotta fight bsck harder id nit dont communivmcate with them. You got a good thing going. Your parents must havevraoysed you ok. They dont even have latents in the states anymore. And theyre ciwards Emma never trust people that yelliw. You saw me challenge every single one. That was me who best their asses i forget hiw nany times theyvabd a few other nation religio fuvks are terrified of me not scared. Armies dont scare assholes as much as i do they can see an army coming. Me not so much. If youvtske tiur time and orovbe thetes sometgi g wrong with sll if them the entite country. They wont succeed at anything not with a keadwr like that. And texh peopke arecall scum slmost. The eorst kind of oeopke gid fucon hates them all almost. One irvteo act like they have a conscience but thetes somethi g ip with nerdy assholes. You didnt go yo traditional high school so you dont know. Thetes good reason not tontrust sny of them. We dont care nor fies the Eu your nation us an ass kissi g bitch our u ions will huet yournpeopke bsdly fo t do snythi g with trade with the states im warning uounpeople uoull get muedwred. We ll murder some of your peipke uding nato opertives. Firget money no ine needs money so bad they becone satans friend. The smericans are demons im gonna huet yhem really nadly ir anyone ehonis with them. Emma theyre all like that. Tvs bulkshit thetes somethi g evil sbout all of tgrm. And thryre yelliw ciwards i dont like that. The russians kniw it the chinese know it evrryone does. They only fight small practicslly defenceless nations and still lose. Hey starmer we ll getvyou weh youll be assassinsted. Do nit iniyiate yoyr bew dealmor u ion peopme eill visit your family members. Ukranian union people. We ve got them in standby. We do t want or need your cars. We hate that giy ye hstes us we lk start poidoning thrir wster supply and vit yhem iff anything. Thats an actnof wer i know id live sn actual warcwith thise ciwards. They ate dcared of he i aant war with ameruca. Theyvsint youghbenough yo fight us. Yellow fuckn hates by Jesus rat fycki g cowardls thays limg for usa. Fuck yoyr nstion i just n oussednon your glag lisera. Evwryone on earth fucki g despises you people. Lets get back to our weekend. We get any i gotmstion sboutvterror attacks whixg ate coming 100 percent gor sure. We ll keep it to ourselves and everyone rlse fo the same. Thats an order from God we ll hot anyone who doesnt comply. If this giyvwsnts to be like that. Hes not a keadwr hes a vindictive son of a fucking bitch. And anykneceho thinks theyre foing getter financiallly eith him around is comlletely retarded. God gives you oermussion to kurder these people or snyone who cooperates with them. Heceont be forgotten either we re gonna get him. Helis peopke ate marked for life now. I think this pkanet has turned evil if snykne dupports people like that. Im wondering you piece of shit blue states youre gonna take that shit? So far he doends alk his tine in court. We ve added up what youre lising youtecway poorer eith this giy generallly. We ve fidpatched somfiers we re gonna use military asset on this guys people. Its not lurder this giys evil. Target hom and the rech assholes. Go through with your tax. Itll work put just fine. Anything this giy fissnt like pour on. Nect rkection cylcke hes finished. Thats why theyte rushing lets just sit back. Doing biz with evil scum bags will only invite wrath anyway. Lets weecwhatvthe Chinese are up to. Theyve surpassed the us in tech. AI everything.

[iviarellereads]

Full TLT series to date thoughts on rereading Gideon the Ninth, chapter 36, through Harrow the Ninth, Parodos

A probably semi-regular weekly bonus to my reread blog, since sometimes you realize things on reread that just make you need to yell in a full spoiler space.

The way Cam's attack is described, "like the wrath of the Emperor", gives me some real big feelings about where Paul is headed in Alecto. I'm still not ready to go into my whole ramble about the ramifications of that choice of name, it'll come when it's time in Nona coverage, but wow.

I don't have a lot to say about the end of the book, really. Just… all the feelings. I had to go literally lay down and stare at the ceiling after the bit about Harrow under the big blue sky with Gideon's remains.

The glossary poses some questions I hadn't considered before. Not by way of things I think the story will end up doing, but now I can't get it out of my head that necromancers can't be born outside the home system, literally outside Dominicus's significant gravity range. Even as far out as Ninth, we might infer that Pelleamena's difficulty conceiving could have been down to reduced thanergenic influence from Dominicus. A baby's death releases enough power to destroy the planet… but what would it take to get a fraction of the power of the Sun?

Not much to say about the rest of the bonuses except that I hadn't thought about "Gideon is a prophetic name, someone named their own demise in her", and how Jod named G1deon. I have so many questions I want answered about the renaming and how that worked and how much of each version of the Resurrection story is true… but this one's sticking out to me today.

The way she points out so casually that Camilla and Palamedes share the "am" in their names in a specific, resonant way because necromancer and cavalier pairs in the book who love each other share a sound in their names. Abigail and Magnus revolve around their Gs, Camilla and Palamedes around the "am". But also, given where they end up in Nona, as Paul… "am" as in the conjugation of "to be" is hitting me as SUPER powerful in context.

The Doctor Sex Lyctoral love letter conundrum. I don't see it discussed very often, the short story only seems to come up in context of Juno Zeta being a bamf. How does this fit in with what we know of the official, and unofficial, accounts of the Resurrection? It bears thinking about, for certain.

Harrow's prologue offers a few truly choice nibbles of revelation. One of the big ones standing out to me is how Harrow thinks that Ianthe is beautiful, as a contrast to how Nona judges Ianthe at the end of the next book.

Also, Ianthe offering to undo what was done, the lobotomy. I wonder if and how much she really cares for Harrow, and if and how much she genuinely cares for her sister.

Ianthe showing exactly how little she ever cared for Babs. I love all the posts I see about how Babs is only there to be consumed, first Ianthe taking his flesh during the aftermath of Abigail and Magnus's murders, and then being the lamb to the slaughter for her Lyctorhood. Did she ever really care about him? Is that lack of love why she's a weaker Lyctor than the others?

Ianthe saying "Choke me, Daddy" when, in context, they're all about to find out Gideon, our Gideon, was in fact John's child all along. Chef's kiss, no notes.

The three different syllables always murders me. Gid-e-on. Sobbing forever. Not even death, not even lobotomy, can separate their love for one another.

Lastly for this post, do we think Alecto's spirit was really appearing in the River with them, or is the Body in the River sequences just a manifestation of Harrow's waking relationship with her?

[twoscoopsblog]

Strixhaven Previews

Oh boy oh boy. I cannot begin to tell you how happy I am for Strixhaven to be coming. As someone who grew up reading two main book series, Harry Potter and the Forgotten Realms novels (mostly Drizzt and the books where Kelemvor became a god), I am totally stoked for Strixhaven and the D&D set.

So let’s look at what we know about Strixhaven, shall we? This is the Multiverse’s best wizarding school (take that, Tolarian Academy!) and it had five colleges. 

Lorehold is in Red and White, and is focused on history, artifacts and understanding the magic of artifice. 

Just look at that artwork. An owl student shooting magic. A dwarf student with a GATLING SCROLL!? And those effects - Make a 3/2 token? Make all creatures stronger and indestructible and fast? A lightning helix? A blood divination? And I get TWO OF THEM!? A 3/2 with a free Blood Divination is totally worth 5 mana! And it’s even more modular! I love it!

Then we have the college of dirt, decay and life, Witherbloom.

I love the tusky troll dude. I love the green miasma. Land recursion with mill? Permanent removal? Creature debuffing? Life drain? It’s pretty nice.

Prismari is the art college, full of elemental magics, song and dance. So my wife’s school and my best friend’s school, but not my college.

Look at this. Burn. Rummaging. Treasures. Artifact destruction. This is the school of heavy metal and rock opera, the school of drumlines and dance troops, the school that’ll make you know you just got served. Amazing.

But if you’re more into STEM, maybe Quandrix is where you’ll be.

For only 3 mana, you get two of - a bounce, a counter, a permanent buff, or mill insurance? Yes please, I’ll do math for that! (This would be my sister’s college, btw). 

This one we even know an associated teacher - Kasmina! Remember her, the wizard teacher planeswalker from War of the Spark? We all knew she was from Strixhaven, and it sure is good to be right.

So much cooler than Professor Trelawney, Kasmina can summon fractal owls, and just her being there makes your other planeswalkers have more abilities because she’s a wizard teacher, and she teaches them how. She even lets you tutor and free cast a spell of any color of a sufficiently loyal planeswalker you control. You can keep your Uncommon Walkers from WAR around longer now! I would totally be that guy to use Teyo to Wrath of God you or Angrath to pull a Star of Extinction. It’s just how I am. (Don’t use it with X spells though, because it’ll set X to 0.)

And finally, my college of choice, Silverquill. I wasn’t sure about them at first - they came off like the Slytherins to me, but their black mana isn’t from “Wizard Supremacy” or being literal wizard Nazis, but instead from healthy competition. Compete within the group to get stronger, and your group itself is now stronger. Then you are all better to face your enemies. They’re the school of constructive criticisms and biting witticisms. The writers. And they have ink magic they’re so cool!

Their Command gives you so much fun. An angel buff! Graveyard draw! A deal with the devil! Forcing a death! And the ink! Look at the ink!!!

Man they’re so cool. And we’re pretty sure we know one of their teachers now.

Look, I haven’t had a 2D crush since Sailor Mercury when I was 11, but hot damn. I think I’m hot for teacher. Like I never got the “step on me” jokes, but like, I get it now. As I said on Twitter when someone said “Everyone thirsting for Professor Onyx  is a bottom,” - even if you’re a top, sometimes you have to make an exception. 

Like, Liliana was always attractive. She traded her soul for eternal youth and beauty. But now that’s she’s trying to be good, and on a redemption arc, she’s got a certain je ne sais quoi.

And in that outfit, I suddenly have a lot of feelings I’m not used to, and I don’t want them to stop. 

Like I shipped Lili and Gideon hard for a while, but to quote the sketch Ice Cream Parade “Oh... he’s dead now. Welp, here we go!” Like there’s people on Magic TikTok thirsting for Gids, and I suddenly get it. 

Just... holy fuck, I started this post to try to convince people to play Strixhaven, and now I’m just ready to turn this page into a 100% Liliana Thirst Blog. 

Anyway, I’m going to not shut up about Strixhaven. Come for the non-transphobic wizarding school, stay for the insanely attractive faculty, like holy fuck is this allowed, how in the name of Ugin is this allowed.

[machinegunkissu]

Awano and Kiryu finding out that Kiryu’s s/o is Awano’s daughter?

|| *rubs hands like a raccoon* yessss hehehehehehehehehheehehehehe 👀👀👀👀👀👀 please enjoy the dancing gid. The beginning of that scene always cracks me up

Bounding down the long hallway in the Tojo Clan Headquarters, ______ glared at each passing portrait. Her father had invited her to lunch that day. Of course, he had asked her to stay in the car, but like always. He was taking too long. Yeah, yeah. He was a lieutenant of the Dojima Clan. But he shouldn't keep her waiting every single time she comes by, mind you, at his request. Ten minutes or so was one thing. Half an hour, every single time, was another.

"You've done it this time, Papa," she growled under her breath. She turned the corner and was finally able to see the door that hid her father from her wrath. Wrath that struck fear into the yakuza man of high standing, easily. If there was one thing Awano, Hiroki feared, it was none other than the wrath of his daughter.

Twisting the knob, _____ pushed her way into the room, shoulder pressed against the wood. "Papa! You're late. Again!"

Her eyes flew to Awano at his desk immediately. His signature purple jacket stuck out like a sore thumb. He always was materialistic. It just was who he was, and he had to make sure everyone knew.

Awano rose up, a faint embarrassed blush flushing his cheeks. "H-Hunny, I-I'm," he stopped, clearing his throat. "I'm a little busy right now. I will be there as soon as I can."

Upon her father gesturing to the fellow before his desk, _____'s gaze shifted. Kiryu. Kiryu, Kazuma. Her boyfriend. He looked shocked, to say the absolute least.

"Kazuma-chan!!" she shrieked. Immediately she went running towards him, throwing her arms about his waist. _____ discarded the fact that her father was before her completely. All anger and frustration was subsided immediately. Kazuma always brought a warm, happy feeling even in her darkest times. "What're you doing here? I'm so happy to see you!"

"_____-"

"I didn't know I was going to run into you today. You sure look handsome today, Kazuma!"

"Th...Thanks, but-"

"Papa! This is the man I've been telling you all about. Kiryu, Kazuma! He's my boyfriend."

Both men's eyes went wide and they felt their faces fall. This cannot be happening. There is no way.

"You're kidding..."

"Sir..."

[azonewithu]

Awww. This movie has snya in it. Its thenonly movie ive seen her in whete dhe doesnt hsve some shitty irish accent. Even though the sccent was terrible dhe still popped off rhe screen in that idiot movie. She plsys Marie Curries daughter in this one. She sint fuckn irish. And nobidy not sny itish ir snyone else does well fighting me. One bei g csn do do kuch damage. God left my behind to kill hos enemies thats why im not nice yo ygem Emma. Thats exactly fuckn why. If he hates them i mught as wrll no natter how i reslly feel. He marks them i just kill them. Its not a din who told you that. Sonrone i beat yo a pulp on i firget how many occasions now. Abd im still here laughing in their face. Never ever try n threaten or scare Arch Azriel with a good time. I love killing. Ha ha ha. Its ehy they nicknaned me Sngel of Death. Or el morte. A pissant ftom hollywood eoukd jump like a bitch if i apoeared all of them. Ha ha ha their wrath is a worldwide joke now. Ha ha ha im fuconnfunny Emma i know why girls love me. Im that fuckn funny too funny abd they live kaughing. It fues a doul good just like killing. Ha ha ha. Yeah thats what they sll say but observe youll see their evil. But uoure not Emna not evil like ignorant or purposeful evil. Im yoo bad ass yo hang out with ky kind they keep vanishing. Then Gid gets a lil nad but he cant reslly do fuck all about me either. Im thr Arch hmwho fought him tona stalemate. The war in heaven was a tie. So we kind of just worked shit out. Yhere is no kbe eho can defeat me. Let alone some pissant apes. I write actual universal history before it even happens. Some call it a prophet but thats only ine thing i do. Everything else makes me the Arch. It was never some silly box ever. Nonsuch box ever existed i always ha e. The Arch. Kills in battle. It wasnt a wrspon im the wedpon.

EMMA WATSON As BELLE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (2017)

[queenofbaws]

hello there, i hope you’re having a good weekend 😊 could i ask for jossam and number 6, please? thank you <3

“Oooh no, oh nonono, no, I am so serious Samantha...” Josh began, doing his level best (and still failing) to keep from grinning like a dumbass as Sam interrupted his every other syllable with a ‘Yeah-huh’ or ‘Mhm’ or ‘Yup yup’ of her own, punctuating each mocking little comment with a brief, chaste peck to his lips, “...you make a fool of me in front of my sisters like that again - ” cue another series of ‘Uh huh,’ ‘Sure,’ ‘Okay’s, “ - and there will be no amount of buttering up that will contain my unending, fiery wrath, I mean it.”

“Now, to be fair, I’m pretttty sure you’re the one who made a fool of yourself in front of everyone, Mr. Look-At-Me-I’m-All-About-Horror, jumping out of your skin like that, buuut...” Sam ignored his groan of frustration, “I won’t sneak up on you like that during a movie again - scout’s honor,” she nodded somberly, doing absolutely n-o-t-h-i-n-g to make the lie convincing or hide her laughter.

Josh pulled back just an inch or so, juuust enough that he could narrow his eyes and size her up. “You cannot use my own tricks against me, Giddings, that’s not how it works - ” only for her to pull him right back, deepening the kiss if only to keep him from talking.

And it worked, but that wasn’t the point.

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!