#Would that work?

[winstly]

[a person with short curly blond hair walks into their shop]

Hey, got any toys for cats? I got a very bored kitty back on my ship.

-@sailingthe7seaside

[Oak comes out of the back room, smiling]

Oh, hello- welcome! Im Oak, im the owner. I believe there are some animal friendly toys over here maybe?

[They come out from around the front desk, going to a shelf, scanning it]

[uselessgaywhovian]

if you need me, i'll be researching 19th century blood transfusion

for reasons

[divorced-slenderman]

Can I get a divorce from the concept of getting divorced.

[the-kick-of-bones-malone]

Did you leave another half eaten popsicle in the freezer again? It got everything sticky. Plus, that was the last bomb pop. I wanted it.

Wasn't me, but I'll get some more on the way back?

[hellfire--cult]

Just wanted to let you know I made a moodboard for your fic, but it contains a more explicit photo, so I wanted to make sure you are comfortable with it before sending it to you 🤗

YOU MADE A MOODBOARD FOR ME!? OMFG wait i think i saw it but it said IT WAS TOO EXPLICIT AND WAS HIDDEN

WHAT KIND OF PIC DID YOU USE OMG (you can cover that one up with an emoji and send the uncensored version to me, if u want to post it, 😉😉😉😉) BUT ABSOLUTELY OMG U MADE A MOODBOARD FOR ME YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO

[thebloodmoon-chaos-house]

Re-found a doodle I had made of Bloody and Fang together

The expected happened

Tho before that, let’s set the description for Bloody and Fang’s unique designs.

Bloody— he wears the same jacket Harvest and he got from Solar, a sloppily sewn together mix of red and black fabrics and the upper part of their original hoodie; only they have attached several things to the hood, two sets of hair pins right above both of his eyes, the right one in an x shape, the left one a rectangle, to the left side there’s two should-be-fluorescent earrings (that aren’t cuz I didn’t color them), and to the right there’s about three or four pinzas (plastic, small, to attach clothes to the clothing line to dry, I FORGOT THE NAME IN ENGLISH OK?!) attached together forming a small chain. Unlike Harvest or their together appearance, he has the sleeves all the way down, covering their arm warmers— which are mismatched red and black, and quite possibly are filled with holes or something. They wear the same scarf thing Harvest does. His shirt isn’t tucked in, and neither is it solid black but that detail can be ignored. He’s wearing actual shorts that look like shorts on them, presumably the pineapple shorts that had caught their eye in-canon (I am never letting that piece of characterization go). Instead of the boots the Twins would wear together, they have a red and black sneaker on his right foot and a pink and teal croc on his left, and under them he has mismatched socks, right one being a loose fitting purple with stripes, left one being a pink with polka dots one. Yeah their clothing is all over the place. Their appearance is basically the same as Retired’s usual looks, Second Version Bloodmoon, visible “eyebags”, presumably mismatched leg casing, though his right eye lacks the spirals it usually has.

Fang— the only things Fang shares with Swap’s together design and the canon//my interpretation of canon’s design is the color of casing and the hat fluff. Fang doesn’t really wear much clothing, having a hat, a skirt, and arm warmers. The hat is twin tailed much like the usual AI 2 First Version Bloodmoon here, only the colors and patterns differ, the right part of the hat being red with black x’s gradually intensifying towards the hat’s tail, the left part being black with red x’s that basically look the same as previously described. In between the top fluff there are two slightly curved horns. There’s fluff in Fang’s chest as well, covering the shoulders, chest, and upper back, white pentagram pendant lying in between the fluff. The arm warmers are black. The skirt is red and segmented, with usually four— technically five— segments visible at a time, these segments are stitched together by three x like patterns each. The technicality arises by the segment right in what could be considered the front//middle? Of the character, this segment doesn’t have the same x’s the others do and is longer than the others, being black with an inverted cross symbol that is not seen on any of the following drawings sadly. There’s another segment like this parallel to it which is actually longer but it isn’t very relevant here. Fang has animal like legs, specifically those of a cat or dog, the ones that go on a curve and then drop and then there’s the feet, those ones. The legs have fluff in the second joint. Fang also has a tail similar to what is usually drawn for Lunar designs, like a string with a ring at the end and a star, the star is white and the ring is red. Fang has closed eyes for the most part, but the one eye that is shown open twice is the left one which instead of a pentagram pattern has a simple white slit pupil.

Ok that enough yapping, doodle time

And a small comic, featuring Harvest and Scythe

Translation for the Swap Twins:

Scythe: Out here, living my best life

Fang: Harvest is drowning

Scythe: This isn’t about them

[chardamnation]

explode nathan explosion from metalocalypse. that or put him deep in hell i need him dieded

Nathan Explosion couldn't be exploded (aseprite makes me want to cry) so I hope this works!

do not mind my tabs this is very hard work i'm doing

[b0tsbby]

I’m not finding mods for this potential Knives Zine cuh😔

[ignacio-m]

[phoenix]

Huh.

Okay, the movie gets points for hammering a crowbar through the back of a dude's neck and using it as leverage to pop the skull off.

[winstly]

hey Im like 10 minutes away

-Cas (@caspian-solcrect)

Yeah alright! Uh- tea or coffee?

[benanazauce]

(some swearing! also some sherlock mini-spoilers)

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD SHERLOCK WILLIAM HOLMES, BBC, YOU HAVE A FUCKING CHOKEHOLD ON ME. I CRIED. I CRIED BECAUSE OF A SHERLOCK HOLMES EPISODE AND I SCREAMED. JOHN HAMISH WATSON, MYCROFT HOLMES, ROSAMUND “MARY” WATSON, YOU MAKE ME SCREAM AND CRY AND SOB. PLEASE WHY DO YOU STRANGULATE ME IN THIS ETERNAL EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER? THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I CHOKED WHEN I WATCHED, THE AMOUNT OF TEARS I SHED WHAT THE FUCK??

I very aggressively love this series

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[perry-88]

Hhmmmm

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[chiljax]

me too wade, me too

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