#Wordspud

[happygirlartworks]

Here's the rundown of the party pack promt that i did

[asiriuscrushonmoonyx]

Idk if anyone has ever played Wordspud on Jackbox games but @dying-for-jegulus and I just played as the Marauders and it was hilarious.

This is our masterpiece:

Remus

Sirius

James

Peter

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Cookie: “Uh... [REDACTED]? Why is the floor all red and sticky?”

[REDACTED]: “Well, I guess you could say it IS red and sticky!”

Cookie: “[REDACTED], what are we standing in?”

[REDACTED]: “Would you believe it’s strawberry milkshake?”

Cookie: “NO [REDACTED], I would NOT believe that!”

[REDACTED]: “Uh... melted gumdrops!”

Cookie: “No...”

[REDACTED]: “Floor nectar!”

Cookie: “NO!”

[REDACTED]: “Some of God’s tears!”

Cookie: “TELL ME THE TRUTH [REDACTED]!  

[REDACTED]: “FINE! It’s the lovely people who worked on Word Spud.”

Cookie: “[REDACTED]!”

[REDACTED]: “Well, they were taking all the crescent rolls!”

Cookie: “I can’t believe what I’m hearing!”

[REDACTED]: “I will not apologize for art!”

[jbhostaskblog]

(CLOSED THIS BLOG IS NOW CLOSED IM NOT INTO JACKBOX ANYMORE) Obligatory Intro/Rules Post

EDIT: im just leaving this up for archive im sorry its been like 3 years or something im just not into it anymore and also i really hate tumblr now so bye ,HI there so i decided to make a jackbox ask blog yeehaw  RULES/BYF - I’ll take suggestive jokes but that’s it, anything directly nsfw or super grossout humor, hard NO  - This will be all based on my hcs so yea  - I’ll also have some ocs here, just so you know  - Also please specify which hosts you’re asking, just so things don’t get confusing - Nothing super vulgar or gorey, I wanna keep this blog at least somewhat light hearted  - Please at least try to be respectful - DNI if Racist, Homophobic, TERFs, Proshippers/MAP, NFT bros, you get the point, hopefully. I’ll block you on sight if that’s the case CHARACTERS OPEN FOR ASKS (will be updated) Note, if (HC Name) is next to the name, that’s mean its a name in my headcannons) YDKJ:  - Nate Shapiro (YDKJ Vol 1) - Guy Towers (YDKJ Sports) - Bob Headrush Towers (HC Name) (Headrush) - Josh “Schmitty” Schmitstinstein (you already know tbh) - Cookie Masterson - Baby Diva (Headrush) - Milian (Headrush) - Buzz Lippman (Vol 2) - Jack Cake (UK) - Murray (UK) - Donny (2011) - Chad (2011) - Kim (2011) - Gerard (5th Dimentia)  - Alec (HC Name) (Mock 2)  - Raul  - Helen  - Troy Stevens Pack One:  - Dot (Drawful) - May Schmitstinstien (HC Name) (Lie Swatter) - Tater Sack WordSpud (HC Name) (Word Spud) Pack Two:  - M.O.T.H.E.R. (Earwax) - Oliver Saline (HC Name) (Bidiots) - Greg, Linda, Meegan, Kent, Gavin (Bomb Corp) Pack Three:  - Guess Doe (HC Name) (Guesspionage) - [REDACTED] (TMP) - The Tournament Master (Tee KO)  Pack Four:  - Gene (STI) - Todd (STI) - Sam Schmitstistien (Civic Doodle) - Old Man (Civic Doodle) - Dandelion Schmitstistien (Bracketteering) - Felicia Doombringer (Monster Seeking Monster) Pack Five:  - Glargan O’Toe (Zeeple Dome) - Mayonnaise Masterson (Split The Room) - Toby and Lena (Patently Stupid) - Beatrice (HC Name) (Full Stream) Pack Six:  - Captain Chuck Hull (Joke Boat) - D.O.D.E. (Push The Button) - Dr. Ro (HC Name) (Role Models) - Daisy, AKA The Keeper (HC Name) (Dictionarium) Pack 7:  - Snickerdoodle Masterson (HC Name) (Champ’d Up) - Linda Pants (Champ’d Up) - Cheesecake Masterson (HC Name) (Talking Points) - Bonnie Robinson (HC Name) (Blather Round) - Seymore Vine (HC Name) (Devils And The Details)  Pack 8:  - Percy Tippet (HC Name) (Weapons Drawn) - Lady Navy (HC Name) (Weapons Drawn)  - M. Bubz (Job Job) - Laverne Caverne (Poll Mine) - The Wheel Of Enormous Proportions (TWOEP) Pack 9 - Rue Meringue (Roomerang)  - Nikolas (Junktopia  - Prof Nanners (Nonsensory)

[blue-shaded]

I like you but god stop calling women sticks just because they’re a healthy weight. I agree Gab has promoted an unhealthy obsession with dieting, but this anti-exercise anti-health culture is going too far. People can and SHOULD talk about exercise. It literally helps you live longer. Just because being a healthy weight is no longer the norm does not mean these women are “sticks”.

I literally explained why I said that so why are you STILL coming after me as if I’ve been using it for months. I used the fucking word “sticks” once in a build up to a joke because its describing how Gab sees her ideal world. It’s not my personal opinion on women so stop treating it as such and stop putting words in my fucking mouth it’s not wikipedia goddamn it. I’m not fucking anti-exercise or anti-diet and I have NEVER even suggested such a thing so again STOP putting words in my mouth I am not a fucking dictionary!! Yes. Exercise is healthy, It gives you dopamine. I used to go to my local gym twice a week with friends to hang out and just work out casually when covid wasn’t a thing and there’s just a LOT more besides the gym than just getting healthy but what moneygrabbaggab suggests is that being thin and healthy is the only thing you SHOULD be going to the gym for which its not. I’m going because I see my friends there and it makes me happy to do something with them in my area. I don’t go to the gym to maintain my body. Again. Stop treating me like I’m a game of wordspud. Fuck you for that.

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

Fandoms normally have 4 sides. The regular, the edgy, the sexual and the shitposts. You Don't Know Jack and The Jackbox Party Packs are one of the bits of media to already have all 4 sides already present in their source material.

they accomplished all four with just Wordspud

[wordspudpoetry]

Poem 1 - I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

Easy Smokey the narcoleptic bear

Huggles

Tic glack glack mother fucker

Cry some mooor chip

Landshark

Lawyers are a bitter wife’s best friendship

Is magic in a young girls heart

Of a child molester

Doctor sexy, md in astro

Philip J Fry

Fat ass hat

[brunchtastic]

And drunken brunch devolves to this...