#Witherburn afterschool news

[anoddrock]

Paraphrased from the new WitherBurn episode watch(listen?) party

Reblogs appreciated!

[janjoona-almajnoona]

Can someone please tell me they attempted to translate the morse code at the ending of wbasn, (i think its somewhere in between eps 6-9), please guys i need to know

[funeralcaketopper]

The podcast fandom is so weird like wdym this incredible story with intricate characters and beautiful world building and long in depth episodes has like 280 listeners??? Wtf

[lalaloves]

GUYS GO LISTEN TO WITHERBURN AFTERSCHOOL NEWS!!!!

Literally it’s so good, if you liked Magnus archives S2 where Jon is getting into the mystery more … you will love this.

[lwfllygndrfld]

the reporter is absolutely cooked. and the clark's are responsible.

who tore up the pamphlets for her afterschool news, kickstarting an AUDIO broadcast? Brenda Clark and the sheriff.

the clark's ritual for the end of the world might need to be known but not like known to work.

one of the big rules in ghosts, cryptids and pretty much anyrhing paranormal is that names have power.

on the broadcast, the reporter says the NAMES of cryptids nearly EVERY. TIME.

she also names the missing quite a lot if youve been keeping up with our other big theory.

she's also named the forgotten as missing too. past, present and future maybe.

regardless,

the reporter is the voice of witherburn.

she is The Reporter.

courtesy of @lmk-vibes's one reblog kickstarting the discord theories channel descending into absolute madness :) and also @kyathedino @fandomcompass @lukas-broken-bow for helping this post become very deranged but make sense :)) thanks homies

[electronickryptonitegladiator]

My Witherburn Afterschool News Theory

The Disappearances- obviously it's something to do with the Clarks, but I think they're running a cult in the town that are sacrificing the kidnapped people to some kind of God. I'm not sure if this god is real, but I suspect it's the man that the mayor was babbling about in Episode 21, which does somewhat incline me to believe that there is a real person they're worshipping, although I'm not sure if he has magical powers or not. They are probably sending out members of the cult into the woods to lure in the kids that they would then kill. This cult has also been going since at least the 1950s, kidnapping and killing outcasts since then, but has recently started to up its activity.

The Monsters- I'm still not sure if there are monsters or not. If there are monsters then I think they are being caused by the cults activity, possibly with the kids being turned into them, as was said to have happened to Evelyn Grahm as described in Episode 8. This is also backed up by several of the mlMonsters of the Week being missing children transformed into monsters (Episodes 4, 10, 20). Alternatively, if there are no monsters then I think they are the actions of the cult being seen by outsiders and misunderstood, see Monster of the Week Episode 3, 17 and 21. Honestly with what we know so far this could go either way, but I'm thinking somewhere in the middle, that there's real monsters being brought about by the cult, while people are mistaking their activities in the woods for monsters. Honestly this just depends on what the writers find scarier, the body horror of the transformation, or the cult terrorising a small town.

Hunter and Eva- I think Hunter was recruited to the cult by his parents, who encouraged his his horrible behaviour in order to provide the cult with a scapegoat when the time came. I think Eva was forced to join the cult by her father and was leaving the graffiti in order to sabotage the cult without being caught. As for her claim about them summoning the apocalypse, I'm not sure. She may have lied to, or this could be accurate, we don't have enough information yet. Either way it probably won't make a difference this season, which is the time frame I'm working from.

What I think is coming next- I think that the Reporter will go onto the Clarks secret land in the finale after the cult has betrayed her by going back on their work and taking someone else. I think they will then kidnap her while she's there, in an attempt to force her back into speaking in their favour. I think the actual Witherburn Afterschool News program will then be taken over by either one of the Reporters relatives, or by Birdie who will be trying to save the Reporter from the cult, while fighting the disinformation they would be spreading through the Reporters mouth.

That's just what I think will happen, and I hope I've got at least a few things right.

[the-kingofdoritos]

Started listening to a new podcast today! Its called Witherburn afterschool news! So far its giving Camp Here and There, Gravity Falls meets Tma and i am sooooo here for it!

[brisingr-sword]

the reporter in witherburn afterschool news is giving like… a more upbeat and positive s1 archivist. the denial of anything supernatural really does it

[magnapinna-sp-a]

⋆𖦹 °🐚⋆❀°Intro post!🪼;༊₊⊹

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Currently obsessions ᯓᡣ𐭩

The Magnus Archives, Will wood, my beloved Ocs

Musicians i listen to ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.

My chemical romance, Will wood (and the Tapeworms), Verbal Equinox, Miracle Musical, Kikuo, Kiltro, Nastyona, Insane Clown Posse, And one, Alice Schach and the magical Orchestra, Destroy boys, Jorge Rivera Harrens, The mechanisms, Alternative Radio, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Petrovjic blasting company, The killers, charming disaster, AlicebanD, Franz Ferdinand, scary bitches

Other Fandoms i'm in ✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮

Malevolent, Camp here and there, Witherburn afterschool news, Welcome to Nightvale, Life in the world to come, Alice isn't Dead, The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity and Mortality, Splatoon, Mystery flesh pit National park, monument mythos, Deep sea creature appreciation, Pluto appreciation and also the moon, South Park occasionally, Cookie run, used to be in bungo stray dogs, Ride the Cyclone, Falsettos, Hamilton and My ocs

I usually don't tag reblogs due to laziness and don't have the compulsive itch to sort on the website, so just saying that :3

Bye!!

[anoddrock]

I got. REALLY carried away drawing my version of Death from the @witherburn-after-school-news finale.

Heavily impacted by the Not Deer(I based a lot of the bones on deer skeleton photos) and the fact that there’s a cool skull in the art lofts that I’m currently doing a charcoal piece of!

[janjoona-almajnoona]

Can someone please tell me they attempted to translate the morse code at the ending of wbasn, (i think its somewhere in between eps 5-9), please guys i need to know

[randomvoices]

YOU'VE INTERACTED WITH MY MUTIES POST:

Obscure Fadom(s) you need to talk about

That song that you have a mental break down to and then kill a man to in the same day

Why are you so cool?

Something in your immediate vicinity that would look so much better if it was bedazzled

Favorite type of tit

Your favorite thing you've ever created (meme, art, writing piece, ect.)

Character you would love to kiss (romantically or platonically)

Person you want to meet so badly, alive or dead

Favorite meme ever (I would ask vine but some people don't even know what vine is)

Food you would currently devour of placed in frontof you

Favorite weather in detail

Hyper specific color appreciation

Uh...

1: Witherburn Afterschool News (a podcast I just started)

2: Peacemaker

3: Nonhuman swag

4: the entire classroom

5: the bird? Great Tit.

6: this fanfiction: here (WIP)

7: forehead kiss for Agnes Montague

8: literally any of The Mechanisms (don't care that they'd probably kill me)

9: dunno

10: pizza and/or lollipops

11: soft rain at sunset

12: sage green and burnt orange

[alienzorp]

I want to draw fanart

Which fandom do I draw art for

Thank you

[marcsanarc]

so uhm any other witherburn afterschool news fans wanna make a fan discord server with me? please?

[lwfllygndrfld]

hey witherburn afterschool news tumblr.

idk where yall are getting the idea that WBASN s1 is finished

its not?? uhm. they still have like a handful of episodes left

guys 😭 please

[murderandcoffee]

Have you listened to witherburn afterschool news, as it seems quite similar to some of the podcasts you listen to? If so what are your thoughts on it?

I have not listened to it! I've heard of it, though--I'll add it to my list!