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🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

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Meet Frozen Man 🥶❄️⛄️

Watch the new episode now on Dropout

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tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

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homura should have a gun

Buddy I've got some GREAT news for you

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Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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grenade

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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I’m just going to leave this here

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Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

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dogman ....